Montaigne's Essays Volume
II
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1580,
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Table of Contents: 2.I+
Of the inconstancie of our Actions | 2.II+
Of Drunkennesse | 2.III+ A Custome of the
Ile of Cea | 2.IV+ To-morrow is a New Day
| 2.V+ Of Conscience |
2.VI+
Of Exercise or Practice | 2.VII+ Of the Recompenses
or Rewards of Honour | 2.VIII+ Of the Affections
of Fathers to their Children: To the Lady of Estissac |
2.IX+ Of the Parthians Armes | 2.X+
Of Bookes | 2.XI+ Of Crueltie |
2.XII+ An Apologie of Raymond Sebond | 2.XIII+
Of Judging of others' Death | 2.XIV+ How
that our Spirit hindereth itself | 2.XV+ That
our Desires are encreased by Difficultie | 2.XVI+
Of Glory | 2.XVII+ Of Presumption |
2.XVIII+ Of giving the Lie | 2.XIX+
Of the Liberty of Conscience | 2.XX+ We taste
nothing purely | 2.XXI+ Against Idlenesse,
or doing Nothing | 2.XXII+ Of Running Posts,
or Couriers+ |
2.XXIII+ Of Bad Meanes emploied to a Good End |
2.XXIV+ Of the Roman Greatnesse | 2.XXV+
How a Man should not Counterfeit to be Sicke | 2.XXVI+
Of Thumbs | 2.XXVII+ Cowardize the Mother
of Cruelty | 2.XXVIII+ All Things have
their Season | 2.XXIX+ Of Vertue |
2.XXX+ Of a Monstrous Child | 2.XXXI+
Of Anger and Choler | 2.XXXII+ A Defence
of Seneca. and Plutarke | 2.XXXIII+ The
Historie of Spurina | 2.XXXIV+ Observations
concerning the meanes to warre after the maner of Julius Caesar |
2.XXXV+ Of Three Good Women | 2.XXXVI+
Of the Worthiest and Most Excellent Men | 2.XXXVII+
Of the Resemblance betweene Children and Fathers |
2.XXXVIII+ To my Lady of Duras
INDEX: Aesopes+(1)
| Agincourt+(1) |
Alcibiades+(1) | Alexander+(1)
| Amadis+(1) | amateur+(3)
| amitie+(1) |
ancient_Authors+(1) | ancients+(4)
| Androclus+(1) |
anger+(1) | ANGER+(1) |
animal_rationis+(1) | Antonio+(5)
| Antonius+(1) |
Aristotle+(2) | benefit+(1) |
boaster+(2) | boasting+(1) |
Bocace+(1) | bourgeois_individualism+(1)
| braggard+(1) |
Brutus+(5) | Caesar+(2) |
Caesars+(1) | canibales+(1) |
carelessness+(1) | carelessnesse+(1)
| Cato+(3) | Catoes+(1)
| choler+(1) | Cicero+(4)
| clemencie+(1) |
Clitus+(1) | colonialism+(1)
| common+(5) |
common_sort+(1) | common_wealths+(1)
|
conquest_of_the_Indias+(1)
| Constable+(1) |
constancie+(7) | constancy+(2)
| constant+(1) |
Coriolanus+(1) | covetousnesse+(1)
| curiosity+(1) |
Dante+(1) | death+(6) |
DEATH+(1) | deeds+(2) |
die_well+(1) | diffidence+(2)
| diffident+(1) |
divinations+(1) | doe+(1) |
Donne+(1) | doubt+(1) |
EBWhite+(1) | effeminacy+(1)
| effeminate+(1) |
Epaminondas+(2) | Epictetus+(2)
| Epicurean_sect+(1) |
fidelitie+(1) | fidelity+(1) |
flatterer+(1) | flattery+(1) |
Fortitude+(1) | fortune+(7) |
Fortune+(3) | friend+(1) |
Froissard+(1) | gentle+(1) |
gentleman+(1) | glorie+(2) |
glory+(2) |
GLORY+(1) |
Gloucester+(2) | goodnesse+(1)
| grace+(1) |
gracefulnes+(1) | gratitude+(1)
| Greeke_books+(1) |
Gulliver+(1) | Gyges+(1) |
Hal+(2) | Hamlet+(1) |
Hemingway+(1) | honest+(1) |
honestie+(2) | honesty+(2) |
honour+(3) | Hotspur+(2) |
humilitie+(1) | ignorance=bliss+(1)
| incivilitie+(1) |
innocencie+(1) | Instabilitie+(1)
| integrity+(1) |
intellectual_snobbery+(1) | Justice+(1)
| Kent+(6) | Koffka+(1)
| Kurtz+(2) |
Lacedemonian+(1) |
Laputa+(1) |
lawyer+(1) | lawyers+(2) |
Lawyers+(1) | Lear+(3) |
letters+(1) | lie+(1) |
Lipsius+(1) | list+(1) |
list_of_virtues+(2) | low_esteem+(1)
| lowlinesse+(1) |
Lucan+(1) | Lucretius+(1) |
lust+(1) | lying+(1) |
Machiavels+(1) | magnanimitie+(2)
| Major+(1) | military+(1)
| military_vocation+(1) |
Milton+(1)
| moderation+(1) |
modesty+(2) | morality_of_history+(1)
| my_Seneca+(1) |
negligence+(1) | Nil_admirari+(1)
| noble_savage+(2) |
non_nobis+(1) | obey+(1) |
old_age+(1) | original_sin+(1)
| otherphobia+(1) |
Ovid+(1) | passion+(1) |
passions+(1) | peasant+(1) |
peasant_stand_up+(1) | pedants+(1)
| PlainDealer+(26) |
plaine_French+(1) | Plautus+(1)
| Plutarch+(1) |
Plutark+(1) | Plutarke+(3) |
PLUTARKE+(2) | Pompey+(1) |
Pope+(6) | promise+(1) |
proper_study+(2) | property+(1)
| Prospero+(1) |
publike_offices+(1) | pusillanimitie+(1)
| Rabelais+(1) |
reason+(1) | reciprocity+(1)
| reputation+(3) |
revenge+(3) | rightist+(1) |
savage+(1) | Scipio+(2) |
selfcrit+(1) | selfcriticism+(1)
| Seneca+(3) | SENECA+(1)
| service+(1) |
Shylock+(1) | simplicitie+(5)
| simplicities+(1) |
simplicity+(2) | society+(1) |
Socrates+(5) | Spaniards+(1)
| sprezzatura+(2) |
Stoicall+(1) | stoicism+(1) |
Stoicke+(2) | Stoickes+(1) |
Stoike+(1) | Stoikes+(1) |
sufferance+(1) | temperance+(1)
| Terence+(1) |
tyrant+(1) | tyrants+(1) |
Tyrants+(1) | unilateral_disarmament+(1)
|
usthem+(11) | valour+(1)
| Varro+(2) | Ventidius+(1)
| Venus+(1) | vertue+(1)
| Vertue+(1) | Virgil+(1)
| Virtue+(1) |
virtue_own_reward+(2) | war+(1) |
warre+(4) | WARRE+(1) |
wdswth+(1) | wheel+(1) |
words+(1) | Wordsworth+(1) |
Yahoo+(8)
CHAPTER 2.I+ OF THE INCONSTANCIE OF OUR ACTIONS
THose which exercise themselves in controuling
humane actions, finde no such let in any one part as to peece them together
and bring them to one same lustre: For they commonly contradict one
another so strangely, as it seemeth impossible they should be parcels of
one Warehouse. Young Marias is sometimes found to be the sonne of Mars,
and other times the childe of Venus. Pope Boniface the Eight is reported
to have entred into his charge as a Fox, to have carried himselfe therein
as a Lion, and to have died like a Dog. And who would thinke it was
Nero, that lively image of cruelty, who being required to sign (as the
custome was) the sentence of a criminall offender that had beene condemned
to die, that ever he should answer, 'Oh would to God I could never have
written? So neare was his heart grieved to doome a man to death.
The wo rld is so full of such examples that every man may store himselfe;
and I wonder to see men of understanding trouble themselves with sorting
these parcels: Sithence (mee seemeth) irresolution is the most apparent
and common
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vice of our nature: as witnesseth that famous verse of Publius the Commedian:
Malum consilium est, quod mutari non potest./1
The counsel is but bad,
Whose change may not be had.
There is some apparence to judge a man by the
most common conditions of his life but seeing the naturall instability
of our customes and opinions, I have often thought that even good Authors
doe ill and take a wrong course, wilfully to opinionate themselves about
framing a constant and solide contexture of us. They chuse an universal
ayre, and following that image, range and interpret all a mans actions;
which if they cannot wrest sufficiently, they remit them unto dissimulation.
Augustus hath escaped their hands; for there is so apparent, so sudden
and continual a variety of actions found in him through the course of his
life, that even the boldest Judges and strictest censurers have beene faine
to give him over, and leave him undecided. There is nothing I so
hardly beleeve to be in man as
constancie+, and nothing so easie to be found in him, as inconstancy.
He that should distinctly and part by part judge of him, should often jumpe
to speake truth. View all antiquity over, and you shall finde it
a hard matter to chuse out of a dozen of men that have directed their life
unto one certaine, setled, and assured course; which is the surest drift
of wisdome. For to comprehend all in one word, saith an ancient writer,
and to embrace all the rules of our life into one, it is at all times to
will, and not to will one same thing. I would not vouchsafe (saith
he) to adde anything: alwayes provided the will be just: for, if it be
unjust, it is impossible it should ever continue one. Verily, I have
heretofore learned that vice is nothing but a disorder and want of measure,
and by consequence it is impossible to fasten constancy unto it.
It is a saying of Demosthenes (as some report) that consultation and
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deliberation is the beginning of all virtue, and constancie the end
and perfection. If by reason or discourse we should take a certaine
way, we should then take the fairest: but no man hath thought on it.
Quod petiit, spernit, repetit quod nuper omisit
AEstuat, et vitae disconvenit ordine toto./1
He scornes that which he sought, seek's that he scorn'd of late,
He flowes, ebbes, disagrees in his lifes whole estate.
Our ordinary manner is to follow the inclination of our appetite this way
and that way, in the left and on the right hand; upward and downeward,
according as the winde of occasions doth transport us: we never thinke
on what we would have, but at the instant we would have it: and change
as that beast that takes the colour of the place wherein it is laid.
What we even now purposed we alter by and by, and presently returne to
out former biase; all is but changing, motire, and inconstancy:
Ducimur ut nervis alienis mobile lignum./2
So are we drawne, as wood is shoved,
By others sinnewes each way moved.
We goe not, but we are carried: as things that
flote, now gliding gently, now hulling violently, according as the water
is, either stormy or calme.
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Quid sibi quisque relit nescire et quaerere semper,
Commuttare locum quasi onus deponere possit? /3
See we not, every man in his thoughts height
Knowes not what he would have, yet seekes he streight
To change place, as he could lay downe his weight?
Every day new toyes, each hour new fantasies,
and our humours move and fleet with the fleetings and movings of time.
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1 HOR. 1. i. Epist. i. 98. 2 HOR. 1. ii. Sat. vii. 82.
3 LUCRET. 1. iii. 1070.
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Tales sunt hominum mentes, quali Pater ipse
Jupiter auctifero lustravit lumine terras./1
Such are mens mindes, as that great God of might
Surveies the earth with encrease bearing light.
We float and waver betweene divers opinions: we
will nothing freely, nothing absolutely, nothing constantly. Had
any man prescribed certaine Lawes or established assured policies in his
owne head, in his life should we daily see to shine an equality of customes,
an assured order and an infallible relation from one thing to another (Empedocles
noted this deformitie to he amongstthe Agrigentines, that they gave themselves
so over unto delights as if they should die to morrow next, and built as
if they should never die) the discourse thereof were easie to be made.
As is seene in young Cato: He that toucht but one step of it hath
touched all. It is an harmoony of well according tunes and which
cannnot contradict it selfe. With us it is clean contrarie, so many
actions, so many particular judgements are there required. The surest
way (in mine opinion) were to refer them unto the next circumstances, without
entering into further search, and without concluding any other consequence
of them. During the late tumultuous broiles of our mangled estate,
it was told me that a young woman not farre from mee had headlong cast
her selfe out of a high window, with intent to kill herselfe, only to avoid
the ravishment of a rascally-base souldier that lay in her house, who offered
to force her: and perceiving that with the fall she had not killed herselfe,
to make an end of her enterprize she would have cut her owne throat with
a knife, but that she was hindered by some that came into her: Neverthelesse
having sore wounded herselfe, she voluntarily confessed that the souldier
had yet but urged her with importunate requests, suing solicitations, and
golden bribes, but she feared he would in the end have obtained his purpose
by compulsion: by whose earnest speeches,
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1 CIC. Fragm.
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resolute countenance, and gored bloud (a true testimony of her chaste
vertue) she might appeare to be the lively patterne of another Lucrece,
yet know I certainly that, both before that time and afterward, she had
beene enjoyed of others upon easier composition. And as the common
saying is; Faire and soft, as squemish-honest as she seemes, although you
misse of your intent, conclude not rashly an inviolable chastitie to be
in your Mistresse; for a groome or a horse-keeper may finde an houre to
thrive in; and a dog hath a day. Antigonus having taken upon him
to favour a souldier of his by reason of his vertue and valour, to have
great care of him, and see whether they could recover him of a lingering
and inward disease which had long tormented him, who being perfectly cured,
he afterward perceiving him to be nothing so earnest and diligent in his
affaires, demanded of him how he was so changed from himselfe, and become
so cowardish: 'Your selfe,h good sir,' answered he, 'have made me so by
ridding me of those infirmities which so did grieve me that I made no accompt
of my life. A souldier of Lucullus, having by his enemies beene robbed
of all he had, to revenge himselfe undertooke a notable and desperat atempt
upon them; and having recovered his losses, Lucullus conceived a very good
opinion of him, and with the greatest shewes of assured trust and loving
kindnesse be could bethinke himselfe, made especiall accompt of him, and
in any dangerous enterprize seemed to trust and employ him only:
Verbis qum timido quoque possent addere mentem./1
With words, which to a coward might
Adde courage, had he any spright.
"Imploy," said he unto him, "some wretch-stripped and robbed Souldier,"
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1 HOR. 1.ii. Epist. ii. 34.
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------ quantumvis rusticus ibit,
Ibit eo quo vis, qui zonam perdidit, inquit./1
None is, saith he, so clownish, but will-on,
Where you will have him, if his purse be gone
and absolutely refused to obey him. When we reade that Mahomet, having
outrageously rated Chasan, chiefe leader of his Janizers, because he saw
his troup wel-nigh defeated by the Hungarians, and hee to behave himselfe
but faintly in the fight, Chasan without making other reply alone as he
was, and without more adoe, with his weapon in his hand rushed furiously
in the thickest throng of his enemies that he first met withall, of whom
he was instantly slaine: This, may haply be deemed rather a rash
conceit than a justification, and a new spight than a naturall prowes.
He whom you saw yesterday so boldly venturous, wonder not if you see him
a daastardly meacocke to morrow next: for either anger or necessitie, company
or wine, a sudden fury or the clang of a trumpet, might rowse-up his heart
and stir up his courage. It is no heart nor courage so framed by
discourse- or deliberation: These circumstances have setled the same in
him: Therefore it is no marvell if by other contrary circumstance
he become a craven and change coppy. This supple variation and easie yeelding
contradiction which is scene in us, hath made some to imagine that wee
had two soules, and others two faculties; whereof every one as best she
pleaseth, accompanieth and doth agitate us; the one towards good, the other
towards evill. Forsomuch as such a rough diversitie cannot wel sort
and agree in one simple subject. The blast of accidents doth not
only remove me according to his inclination; for, besides, I remove and
trouble my selfe by the instability of my posture, and whosoever looketh
narrowly about himselfe, shall hardly see himselfe twice in the same state.
Sometimes I give my soule one visage and sometimes another, according unto
the posture or side I lay her in. If I speake diversly of
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selfe it is because I looke diversly upon my selfe. All contrarieties
are found in her, according to some turne or removing, and in some fashion
or other; shamefast, bashfull, insolent, chaste, luxurious, peevish, pratling,
silent, fond, doting, labourious, nice, delicate, ingenious, slow, dull,
froward, humorous, debonaire, wise, ignorant, false in words, true-speaking,
both liberall, covetous, and prodigall. [characters] All these I perceive
in some measure or other to bee in mee, according as I stirre or turne
my selfe; And whosoever shall heedfully survey and consider himselfe, shall
finde this volubility and discordance to be in himselfe, yea and in his
very judgement. I have nothing to say entirely, simply, and with
soliditie of my selfe, without confusion, disorder, blending, mingling,
and in one word, Distinguo is the most universall part of my logike.
Although I ever purpose to speak good of good, and rather to enterpret
those things that will beare it, unto a good sense; yet is it that the
strangenesse of our condition admitteth that we are often urged to doe
well by vice it selfe, if well doing were not judged by the intention only.
Therefore may not a courageous act conclude a man to be valiant.
He that is so, when just occasion serveth, shall ever be so, and upon all
occasions. If it were an habitude of vertue, and not a sudden humour,
it would make a man equally resolute at all assayes, in all accidents:
Such alone, as in company; such in a single combat, as in a set battel:
For, whatsoever some say, valour is all alike, and not one in the street
or towne, and another in the campe or field. As courageously should
a man beare a sicknesse in his hed as a hurt in the field, and feare death
no more at home in his house than abroad in an assault. We should
not then see one same man enter the breach, or charge his enemie with an
assured and undouted fiercenesse, and afterward having escaped that, to
vexe, to grive and torment himselfe like unto a seely woman, or faint-
hearted milkesop for the losse of a sute, or death of a childe. If
one chance to be carelesly base-minded in his infancie, and constantly-resolute
in
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povertie; if he be timorously-fearfull at sight of a barbers razor,
and afterward stowtly-undismayed against his enemies swords: the action
is commendable, but not the man. Divers Grecians (saith Cicero) cannot
endure to looke their enemy in the face, yet are they most constant in
their sicknesses; whereas the Cimbrians and Celtiberians are meere contrary.
Nihil enim potest esse aequabile, quod non a certa ratione proficiscatur:/1
'For nothing can beare it selfe even which proceedeth not from resolved
reason. There is no valor more extreme in his kinde than that of
Alexander; yet it is but in species, nor every where sufficiently full
and universall. As incomparable as it is, it hath his blemishes, which
is the reason that in the idleest of suspitions he apprehendeth at the
conspiracies of his followers against his life, we see him so earnestly
to vex and trouble ^himselfe: In search and pursuit of whereof he
demeaneth himselfe with so vehement and indiscreet an injustice, and with
such a demisse feare that even his naturall reason is thereby subverted.
Also the superstition wherewith he is so thoroughly tainted beareih some
shew of pusilanimitie. And the unlimited excesse of the repentance he shewed
for the murther of Clitus is also a witnesse of the inequalitie of his
courage. Our matters are but parcels hudled up and peeces patched
together, and we endevour to acquire honour by false meanes and untrue
tokens. Vertue will not bee followed but by herselfe: and if
at any time we borrow her maske, upon some other occasion she will as soone
pull it from our face. It is a lively hew and strong die, if the
soule be once dyed with the same perfectly, and which will never fade or
be gone, except it carry the skin away with it. Therefore to judge
a man, we must a long time follow, and very curiously marke his steps;
whether constancie do wholy subsist and continue upon her owne foundation
in him. Cui vivendi via considerata atque provisa est./2 'Who hath
forecast and considered the way of
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life;' whether the variety of occurrences make him change his pace (I
meane his way, for his pace may either be hastened or slowed) let him run
on: such a one (as sayeth the imprease of our good Talbot) goeth before
the wind. It is no marvell (saith an old writer) that hazard hath
such power over us, since wee live by hazard. It is impossible for
him to dispose of his particular actions, that bath not in grose directed
his life unto one certaine end. It is impossible for him to range
all peeces in order, that hath not a plot or forme of the totall frame
in his head. What avayleth the provision of all sorts of colours
unto one that knowes not what be is to draw? No man makes any certaine
designe of his life, and we deliberate of it but by parcels. A skilfull
archer ought first to know the marke he aimeth at, and then apply his hand,
his bow, his string, his arrow and his motion accordingly. Our counsels
goe a stray because they are not rightly addressed, and have no fixed end.
No winde makes for him that hath no intended post to saile unto.
As for me, I allow not greatly of that judgement which some made of Sophocles,
and to have concluded him sufficient in the managing of domesticall matters,
against the accusation of his owne sonne, only by the sight of one of his
tragedies. Nor doe I commend the conjecture of the Parians sent to
reforme the Milesians, as sufficient to the consequence they drew thence.
In visiting and surveying the ile, they marked the landes that were best
husbanded, and observed the country houses that were, best governed.
And having registered the names of their owners, and afterward made an
assembly of the Townesmen of the Citie, they named and instituted those
owners as new Governours and Magistrates, judging and concluding, that
being good husbands and carefull of their housebold affaires, they must
consequently be so of publike matters. We are all framed of flaps
and patches and of so shapelesse and diverse a contexture that every peece
and every moment playeth his part. And there is as much difference
found betweene us and our selves as there is betweene
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ourselves and other. Magnam rem puta, unun hominem agere: 'Esteeme
it a great matter to play but one man.
Since ambition may teach men both valor temperance, liberality, yea and
justice: sith covetousnesse may settle in the minde of a Shop-prentise-boy,
brought up in ease and idlenesse, a dreadlesse assurance to leave his home-bred
ease, and forgoe his place of education, and in a small barke to yeeld
himselfe unto the mercy of blustring waves, mercilesse windes and wrathfull
Neptune; and that it also teacheth discretion and wisdome [Crusoe]; And
that Venus [Mars/Venus] herself ministreth resolution and hardinesse unto
tender youth as yet subject to the discipline of the rod, and teacheth
the ruthlesse Souldier the soft and tenderly effeminate heart of women
in their mothers laps:
Hac duce custodes furtim transgressa jacentes, Adjuvenem tenebris
sola puella venit./1
The wench by stealeth her lodg'd guards having stript,
By this guide, sole, i'th darke, to' th yonker skipt;
It is no part of a well-grounded judgement simply to judge ourselves by
our exterior actions: A man must into his heart, and there see by
what wards or springs the motions stirre. But forsomuch as it is
a hazardous and high enterprise, I would not have so many to meddle with
it as doe.
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CHAPTER 2.II+ OF DRUNKENESSE
THE world is nothing but variety and dissemblance. Vices are all
alike, inasmuch as they are all vices: And so do haply the Stoikes
meane it. But though they are equally vices, they are not equall
vices; and that hee who hath started a hundred steps beyond the limits
Quos ultra citraque nequit consistere rectum,/l
On this side, or beyond the which
No man can hold a right true pitch
is not of worse condition than he that is ten steps short of it, is no
whit credible: and that sacrilege is not worse than the stealing of a colewort
out of a garden.
Nec vincet ratio, tantumdem ut peccet, idemque, Qui teneros
caules alieni fregerit horti,
Et qui nocturnus divum sacra legerit./2
No reason can evict, as great or same sinne taints
Him that breakes in anothers Garden tender plants,
And him that steales by night things consecrate to Saints.
There is as much diversity in that as in any other
thing. The confusion of order and measure of crimes is dangerous:
Murtherers, Traitors and Tyrants, have too much gaine by it: it is no reason
their conscience should be eased, in that some other is either idle or
lascivious, or lesse assiduous unto devotion. Every man poiseth upon
his fellowes sinne, and elevates his owne. Even teachers do often
range it ill in my conceit. As Socrates said, that the chiefest office
of wisdome was to distinguish goods and evils. We
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others, to whom the best is ever in vice, should say the like of knowledge
to distinguish vices, without which, and that very exacet, both vertuous
and wicked men remaine confounded and unknowen. Now drunkennesse
amongst others appeareth to me a grose and brutish vice. The minde
hath more part else where; and some vices there are which (if it may lawfully
be spoken) have a kinde of I wot not what generosity in them. Some
there are that have learning, diligence, valour, prudence, wit, cunning,
dexterity, and subtlety joyned with them; whereas this is meerely corporall
and terrestriall. And the grosest and rudest nation that liveth amongst
us at this day is only that which keepeth it in credit. Other vices
but alter and distract the understanding, whereas this utterly subverteth
the same, and astonieth the body.
----- Cum vini vis penetravit,
Consequitur qravitas membrorum, praepediuntur
Crura vacillanti, tardescit lingua madet mens,
Nant oculi, clamor, singultus,jurgia gliscunt.1
When once the force of wine hath inly pierst,
Limbes-heavinesse is next, legs faine would goe,
But reeling cannot, tongue drawles, mindes disperst,
Eyes swimme, cries, hickups, brables grow.
The worst estate of man is where he loseth the
knowledge and government of himselfe. And amongst other things it
is said that as must wine boyling and working in a vessel, workes and sends
upwards what ever, it containeth in the bottom, so doth wine cause those
that drink excessively of it to worke up and break out their most concealed
secrets.
------ tu sapientium
Curas, et arcanum jocoso
Consilium retegis Lyaeo./2
Thou (wine-cup) doest by wine reveale
The cares, which wise men would conceale
And close drifts, at a merry meale.
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Josephus reporteth that by making an Ambassador
to tipple- square, whom his enemies had sent unto him, he wrested all his
secrets out of him. Neverthelesse Augustus having trusted Lucius
Piso, that conquered Thrace, with the secretest affaires he had in hand,
had never cause to be discontented with him; nor Tiberius with Cossus,
to whom he imparted all his seriousest counsels, although we know them
both to have so given themselves to drinking of wine that they were often
faine to be carried from the Senat, and both were reputed notable drunkards.
------ Hesterno inflatum venas
de more Lyaeo/1
Veines pufft up, as it used alway
By wine which was dranke yesterday.
And as faithfully as the complot and purpose to
kill Caesar committed unto Cimber, who would daily be drunke with quaffing
of wine, as unto Cassius, that drunke nothing but water, whereupon he answered
very pleasantly, 'What! shall I bear a tyrant that am not able to beare
wine? We see our carowsing tospot German souldiers, when they are
most plunged in their cups and as drunke as rats, to have perfect remembrance
of their quarter, of the watchword, and of their files.
------ Nec facilis victoria
de madidis, et
Bloesis, atque mero titubantibus./2
Nor is the conquest easie of men sowst,
Lisping and reeling with wine they carowst.
I would never have beleeved so sound, so deepe
and so excessive drunkennesse had I not read in histories that Attalus
having envited to sup with him (with intent to doe him some notable indignity)
the same Pausanias who for the same cause killed afterward Philip, King
of Macedon (a king, who by the eminent faire qualities that were in him,
bore a testimonie of the education he had learned in the house and company
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Epaminondas), made him so dead-drunke that insensibly and without feeling
he might prostitute his beauty as the body of a common hedge-harlot, to
Mulettiers, Groomes and maany of the abject servants of his house.
And what a lady (whom I much honour and highly esteeme) told mee , protesting
that neere Bourdeaux, towards Castres, where her house is, a widdow country-woman,
reputed very chaste and honest, suspecting herselfe to be with childe,
told her neighbours that had she a husband she should verily thinke she
was with childe; but the occasion of this suspition increasing more and
more, and perceiving herseIfe so big-bellied that she could no longer conceale
it, she resolved to make the Parish-priest acquainted with it, whom she
entreated to publish in the Church that whosover hee were that were guilty
of the fact, and would avow it, she would freely forgive him, and if hee
were so pleased, take him to her husband. A certaine swaine or hyne-boy
of hers, emboldened by this proclamation, declared how that having one
holliday found her welltippled with wine, and so sound asleep by the chimnie
side lying so fit and ready for him, without awaking her he had the full
use of her body. Whom she accepted for her husband, and both live
together at this day. It is assured that antiquitie hath not greatly
described this vice. The compositions of diverse Philosophers speake
but sparingly of it. Yea, and some of the Stoikes deeme it not amisse
for man sometimes to take his liquor roundly, and drinke drunke, thereby
to recreate his spirits.
Hoc quoque virtutum quondam certamine magnum
Socratem palmam promeruisse ferunt./1
They say, in this too, Socrates the wise,
And great in vertues combats, bare the prize.
Cato, that strict censurer and severe corrector of others, hath beene reproved
for much drinking.
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Narratur et prisci Catonis
Saepe mero coluisse virtus./1
'Tis said, by use of wine repeated
Old Catoes vertue oft was heated.
Cyrus, that so far-renowned king, amongst his
other commendations, meaning to preferre himselfe before his brother Artaxerxes,
and get the start of him, aleageth that he could drinke better and tipple
more than he. And amongst the best policed and formalest nations,
the custome of drinking and pledging of healths was much in use.
I have beard Silvius, that excellelent phisitian of Paris, affirme that
to preserve the vigor of our stomake from, empairing, it is not amisse
once a month to rowze up the same by this excesse of drinking, and lest
it should grow dull and stupid thereby to stirre it up. And it is
written that the Persians, after they had well tippled, were wont to consult
of their chiefest affaires. My taste, my rellish, and my complexion are
sharper enemies unto this vice than my discourse, for besides that I captivatee
more easily my conceits under the auctoritie of ancient opinions, indeed
I finde it to be a fond, a stupid, and a base kinde of vice, but lesse
malicious and hurtfull than others; all which shocke and with a sharper
edge wound publike societie. And if we cannot give ourselves any pleasure
except (as they say) it cost us something; I finde this vice to be lesse
chargeable unto our conscience than others; besides it is not hard to be
prepared, difficult to be found; a consideration not to be despised.
A man well advanced in years and dignitie, amongst three principall commodities
he told me to have remaining in life, counted this: and where shall a man
more rightly finde it than amongst the naturall? But he tooke it
ill, delicatenesse, and the choice of wines is therein to be avoided.
If you prepare your voluptuousnesse to drinke it with pleasure and daintily
neat, you tie your selfe unto an inconvenience to drinke it other than
is alwayes to be had. A man must have
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a milder, a loose and freer taste. To be a true drinker a man
should not have so tender and squeamish a palat. The Germans doe
in a manner drinke equally of all sorts of wine with like pleasure.
Their end is rather to gulpe it downe freely than to tast it kindly.
And To say truth they have it better cheape. Their voluptuousnesse
is more plenteous and fuller. Secondarily, to drinke after the French
manner, as two droughts and moderately, is over much to restraine the favours
of that God. There is more time and constancie required thereunto.
Our forefathers were wont to spend whole nights in that exercise, yea often
times they joyned whole long dayes unto them. And a man must proportion
his ordinarie more large and firme. I have in my dayes seene a principall
Lord, a man of great employment and enterprises and famous for good success,
who without straining himselfe and eating but an ordinary meales-meate,
was wont to drinke little lesse than five pottles of wine, yet at his rising
seemed to be nothing distempered, but rather, as we have found to our no
small cost in managing our affaires, over- wise and considerate.
The pleasure of that whereof we would make account in the course of our
life ought to be employed longer space. It were necessary, as shop-boyes
or labouring people, that we should refuse no occasion to drinke and continually
to have this desire in our minde. It seemeth that wee daily shorten the
use of this, and that in our houses (as I have seene in mine infancie)
breakfasts, nunchions, and beavers should be more frequent and often used
than now adayes they are. And should wee thereby in any sort proceed
towards amendment? No verily. But it may be that we have much
more given our selves over unto paillardise and all manner of luxurie than
our fathers were. They are two occupations that enter-hinder one
another in their vigor. On the one side it hath empaired and weakned
our stomacke, and on the other sobrietie serveth to make us more jolly-quaint,
lusty, and wanton for the exercise of love matters. It is a wonder
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father report of the chastitie of his time. He might well speake
of it as he that was both by art and nature proper for the use and solace
of ladies. He spake little and well, few words, but to the purpose,
and was ever wont to entermixe some ornament taken from vulgar bookes,
and above all Spanish amongst his common speeches. And of all Spanish
authors, none was more familiar unto him than Marcus Aurelius./1
His demeanour and carriage was ever milde, meeke,
gentle+, and, very modest, and above all grave and stately. There
is nothing he seemed to be more carefull of than of his honesty, and observe
a kinde of decencie of his person, and orderly decorum in his habits, were
it on foot or on horsebacke. He was exceeding nice in performing
his word or promise+. And so strictly
concscientious and obsequious in religion, that generally he seemed to
incline toward superstition than the contrary. Though he were but
a little man, his courage and vigor was great. He was of an upright
and well proportioned stature, of a pleasing, cheerfull- Iooking countenance,
of a swarthy hue, nimbly addicted, and exquisitely nimble unto all noble
and gentleman-like exercises. I have seene some hollow staves of his filled
with lead which hee wont to use and exercise his armes withall, the better
to enable himselfe to pitch the barre, to throw the sledge, to cast the
pole, and to @play at fence; and shoes with leaden soles, which he wore
to ensure himselfe to leape, to vault, and to run. I may without
blushing say, that in memorie of himselfe, he hath left certaine petie
miracles amongst us. I have seene him when he was past threescore
years of age mocke at all our sports, and out-countenance our youthfull
pastimes with a heavy furr'd gowne about him to leap into his saddle.
To make the pommada round about a table upon his thumb, and seldome to
ascend any staires without skipping three or four steps at once.
And concerning my discourse, hee was wont to say that in a whole province
there was scarce any woman of qualitie that
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had an ill name. Hee would often report strange familiarities,
namely of his owne, with very honest women, without any suspicion at all.
And protested very religiously that when he was married he was yet a pure
virgine; yet had he long time followed the warres beyond the mountaines,
and therein served long, whereof he hath left a Journall-booke of his owne
collecting, wherein he hath particularly noted whatsoever happened day
by day worthy the observation so long as he served, both for the publike
and his particular use. And he was well strucken in years when he
tooke a wife. For returning out of Italie in the yeare of our Lord
one thousand five hundred eight and twenty, and being full three and thirty
years old by the way hee chose himselfe a wife. But come we to our
drinking againe. The incommodities of age wbich need some helpe and
refreshing, might with some reason beget in me a desire or longing of this
faculty, for it is in a man the last pleasure which the course of our years
stealeth upon us. Good fellowes say that naturall heat is first taken
in our feet: that properly belongeth to infancie. From thence it
ascendeth unto the middle region, where it is setled and contitlueth a
long time, and in mine opinion there produceth the only true and moving
pleasures of this corporall life. Other delight and sensualities
in respect of that doe but sleepe. In the end, like unto a vapour
which by little and little exhaleth and mounteth aloft, it comes unto the
throat and there makes her last bode. Yet could I never conceive
how any man may either encrease or prolong the pleasure of drinking beyond
thirst, and in his imagination frame an artificial appetite, and against
nature. My stomacke could not well reach so farre: it is very much
troubled to come to an end of that which it takes for his need. My
constitution is to make no accompt of drinking but to succeed meat, and
therefore doe I ever make my last draught the greatest. And forasmmuch
as in age we have the roofe of our mouthes covered with rhume, or distempered,
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constitution, wine seemeth better unto us and of a quicker relish, according
as our pores be either more or lesse open and washed. At least I
seldome relish the same very well, except it be the first drought I take.
Anacharsis wondered to see the Grecians drinke in greater glasses at the
end of their meales than in the beginning. It was (as I imagine)
for the very same reason that the Germans doe it, who never begin to carouse
but when they have well fed. Plato forbiddeth children to drinke
any wine before they be eighteene yeares of age, and to be drunke before
they come to forty. But to such as have once attained the age of
fortie he is content to pardon them, if they chance to delight themselves
with it, and alloweth them somwhat to blend the influence of Dionysius
in their banquets, that good God, who bestoweth cheerfulnesse upon men,
and youth unto aged men, who layeth and aswageteh the passions of the minde,
even as yron is made flexible by the fire: and in his profitable lawes
holds drinking-meetings or quaffing companies as necessary and commendable
(alwaies provided there be a chiefe leader amongst them to containe and
order them) drunkennesse being a good and certaine tryall of every mans
nature; and therewithall proper to give aged men the courage to make merry
in dancing and musicke; things alowable and profitable, and such as they
dare not undertake being sober and settled: That wine is capable to supply
the mind with temperance and the body with health. Notwithstanding,
these restrictions, partly borrowed of the Carthaginians, please him well.
Let those forbeare it that are going about any expedition of warre.
Let every magistrate and all judges abstain from it at what time they are
to execute their charge, and to consult of publike affaires. Let
none bestow the day in drinking, as the time that is due unto more serious
negotiations, nor the nights wherein a man intendeth to get children. It
is reported that Stilpo the Philosopher, finding himselfe surcharged with
age, did purposely hasten his end by drinking of with pure wine.
The like cause (though not wittingly) did
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also suffocate the vital forces, crazed through old age, of the Philosopher
Arcesilaus. But it is an old and pleasant question whether a wise
mans mind were like to yeeld unto the force of wine.
Si munitae adhibet vim sapientia./1
If unresisted force it bends,
Gainst wisdome which it selfe defends.
Unto what vanity doth the good opinion we have
of ourselves provoke us? The most temperate and perfectest minde
of the world findes it too great a taske to keepe herselfe upright, lest
she fall by her owne weaknesse. Of a thousand there is not one perfectly
righteous and settled but one instant of her life, and question might be
made whether according to her natural condition she might at any time be
so. But to joyne constancie unto it is her last perfection:
I meane if nothing should shocke ber; which a thousand accidents may doe.
Lucretius, that famous Poet, may philosophie and bandie at his pleasure:
Loe where be lieth senslesse of an amorous potion. Thinkes any man
that an apoplexie cannot as soone astonish Socrates as a poore labouring
man? Some of them have by the force of a sicknesse forgot their own
names, and a slight hurt hath overthrown the judgement of others.
Let him be as wise as he can, in the end he is but a man; what is more
fraile, more miserable, or more vaine? Wisdome forceth not our naturall
conditions.
Sudores itaque, et pallorem existere toto
Corpore, et infringi linguam, vocemque aboriri
Caligare, oculos, sonari aures, succidere artus,
Denique concidere ex animi terrore videmus./2
We see therefore, paleness and sweats oregrow
Our bodies, tongues doe falter, voyce doth breake,
Eyes dazle, eares buzze, joints doe shrinke below,
Lastly we swoune by hart-fright, terrours weake.
He must seele his eyes against the blow that threateneth
him; being. neere the brimme of a precipice, he
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must cry out like a child: Nature having purposed to reserve these
light markes other aucthoritie unto herselfe, inexpuguable unto our reason,
and to the Stoicke vertue: to teach him his mortalitie and our insipiditie.
He waxeth pale for feare, be blusheth for shame, he groaneth feeling the
cholike, if not with a desperate and lowd-roaring voice, yet with a low,
smothered, and hoarse-sounding noise.
Humani a se nihil alienum putat,/1
He thinkes, that nothing strange be can
To him that longs to any man.
Giddie-headed Poets, that faine what they list,
dare not so much as discharge their Heroes from tears.
Sic fatur lachrymans, classigue immitit habemas./2
So said he weeping, and so saide,
Himselfe hand to the sterage laide.
Let it suffice him to bridle his affections, and
moderate his inclinations; for it is not in him to beare them away.
Plutarke himselfe, who is so perfect and excellent a judge of human actions,
seeing Brutus and Torquatus to kill their own children, remaineth doubtfull
whether vertue could reach so far and whether such men were not rather
moved by some other passion. All actions beyond the ordinary limits
are subject to some sinister interpretation. Forasmuch as our taste
doth no more come unto that which is above it, than to that which is under
it. Let us omit that other sect which maketh open profession of fierceness.
But when in the very same sect which is esteemed the most demisse, we heare
the bragges of Metrodorus:
Occupavi te, Fortuna, atqe cepi; omnesque aditus tuos interclusi,
ut ad me amirare non posses:/3
'Fortune+, I have prevented, caught, and overtaken thee:
I have mured and ramd up all thy passages, whereby thou mightest attaine
unto mee:
When Anaxarchus, by the appointment of Nicocreon, the tyrant of
Cipres,
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being laid along in a trough of stone, and smoten with yron sledges,
ceaseth not to crie out, 'Streeke, smite and breake; it is not Anaxarchus,
it is but his vaile you martyr so:' When we heare our martyrs in the middst
of a flame crie aloud unto the Tyrant, 'This side is roasted enough, chop
it, eat it, it is full roasted, now begin on the other:' When in Josephus
wee heere a child all to rent with biting snippers, and pierced with the
breath of Antiochus, to defie him to death, crie with a lowde-assured and
undismaid voyce, 'Tyrant, thou losest time, loe I am still at mine ease;
where is that smarting paine, where are those torments wherewith whilom
thou didst so threaten me? My constancie doth more trouble thee than
I have feeling of thy crueltie: Oh faint hearted varlet, doest thou
yeeld when I gather strength? Make mee to faint or shrinke, cause
me to moane or lament, force me to yeeld and sue for grace if thou canst;
encourage thy satallities, harden thy executioners; loe how they droope
and have no more power; arme them, strengthen them, flesh them. Verely
we must needs confesse there is some alteration, and some furie (how holy
soever) in those mindes, When we come unto these Stoick evasions:
I had rather be furious than voluptuous: the saying of Antisthenes, Gkasjh
sasgsh, 'Rather would I be mad than merry;' when Sextius telleth us, he
had rather be surprised with pain than sensuality; when Epicurus undertakes
to have the goute to wantonize and faune upon him, and refuseth ease and
health, with a hearty cheerefullnesse defie all evils, and scornefully
despising lesse sharpe griefs disdaining to grapple with them, he blithely
desireth and calleth for sharper, more forcible and worthy of him.
Spumantemque dari, pecora inter inertia, votis
Optat aprum, aut fulvum descendere monte leonem:/2
He wisht, mongst hartlesse beasts some foming Bore,
Or mountaine-Lyon would come downe and rore;
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Who would not judge them to be prankes of a
courage removed from his wonted seate? Our minde cannot out of her
place attaine so higb. She must quit it and raise herselfe aloft,
and taking the bridle in her teeth, carry and transport her man so farre,
that afterward he wonder at himselfe, and rest amazed at his actions.
As in exploit of warre, the heat and earnestnesse of the fight doth often
provoke the noble minded souldiers to adventure on so dangerous passages
that afterward being better advised, they are the first to wonder at it.
As also Poets are often surprised and rapt with admiration at their owne
labours, and forget the trace by which they pass so happy a career.
It is that which some terme a fury or madnesse in them. And as Plato
saith that a setled and reposed man doth in vaine knocke at Poesies gate;
Aristotle likewise saith that no excellent minde is freely exempted from
some or other entermixture of folly. And be hath reason to call any
starting or extraordinarie conceit (how commendable soever) and which exceedeth
our judgement and discourse, folly. Forsomuch as wisdome is an orderly
and regular managing of the minde, and which; she addresseth with measure,
and conducteth with proportion; and taketh her owne word for it.
Plato disputeth thus: that the facultie of prophesying and divination is
far above us, and that when wee treat it, we must be besides ourselves:
our wisdome must be darkened and over shadowed by sleepe, by sicknesse,
or by drowzinesse; or by some celestial fury, ravished from her owne seat.
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IF, as some say, to philosophate be to doubt; with much more reason
to rave and fantastiquize, as I doe, must necessarily be to doubt:
For, to enquire and debate belongeth to a scholler, and to resolve appertaines
to a cathedrall master. But know, my cathedrall, it is the authoritie
of Gods divine will, that without any contradiction doth sway us, and hath
her ranke beyond these humane and vaine contestations. Philip being
with an armed band entered the countrie of Peloponnesus, some one told
Damidas the Lacedemonians were like to endure much if they sought not to
reobtaine his lost favour. 'Oh varlet as thou art (answered be).
And what can they suffer who have no feare at all of death? Agis
being demanded, how a man might do to live free, answered; 'Despising and
contemning to die. These and a thousand like propositions, which
concurre in this purpose, do evidently inferre some thing beyond patient
expecting of death it selfe to be suffered in this life: witnesse the Lacedemonian
child, taken by Antigonus, and sold for a slave, who urged by his master
to perform some abject service; 'Thou shalt see (said he) whom thou hast
bought, for it were a shame for me to serve, having libertie so neere at
hand;' and therewithall threw himselfe headlong downe from the top of the
house. Antipater, sharply threatning the Lacedemonians, to make them
yeeld to a certains request of his; they answered, shouldest thou menace
us worse than death, we will rather die. And to Philip, who having written
unto them that he would hinder all their enterprises; 'What? (say they)
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hinder us from dying? That is the reason why some say that the
wise man liveth as long as he ought, and not so long as he can. And
that the favourablest gift nature hath bequeathed us, and which removeth
all meanes from us to complaine of our condition, is, that she hath left
us the key of the fields. She hath appointed but one entrance unto
life, but many a thousand ways out of it: Well may we want ground
to live upon, but never ground to die, in; as Boiocalus answered the Romanes.
Why dost thou complaine against this world? It doth not containe
thee: If thou livest in paine and sorrow, thy base courage is the
cause of it. To die there wanteth but will.
Ubigue nors est. optime hoc cavit Deus,
Eripere vitam memo non homini potest:
At nemo mortem: mille ad hanc aditus patent./1
Each where death is: God did this well purvey,
No man but can from man life take away,
But none barres death, to it lies many a way.
And it is not a receipt to one malady alone; Death
is a remedy against all evils: It is a most assured haven, never
to be feared, and often to be sought: All comes to one period, whether
man make an end of himselfe, or whether he endure it; whether he run before
his day, or whether he expect it: whence soever it come, it is ever his
owne, where ever the threed be broken, it is all there, it's the end of
the web. The voluntariest death is the fairest. Life dependeth on
the will of others, death on ours. In nothing should we so much accommodate
our selves to our humors as in that. Reputation doth nothing concerne
such an enterprise, it is folly to have any respect unto it. To live
is to serve, if the libertie to dye he wanting. The common course
of curing any infirmitie is ever directed at the charge of life: we have
incisions made into us, we are cauterized, we have limbs cut and mangled,
we are let bloud, we are dieted. Goe we but one step further, we
need no more physicke, we are-perfectly whole. Why
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is not our jugular or throat-veine as much at our command as the medians
? To extreme sicknesses, extreme remedies. Servius the Grammarian
being troubled with the gowt, found no better meanes to be rid of it than
to apply poison to mortifie his legs. He cared not whether they were
Podagrees or no, so they were insensible. God giveth us sufficient
privilege, when be placeth us in such an estate, as life is worse than
death unto us. It is weaknesse to yeeld to evils, but folly to foster
them. The Stoikes say it is a convenient naturall life, for a wise
man, to forgoe life, although he abound in all happinesse, if he doe it
opportunely: And for a foole to prolong his life, albeit he be most
miserable, provided he be in most part of things, which they say to be
according unto nature; As I offend not the lawes made against theeves when
I cut mine owne purse, and carry away mine owne goods; nor of destroyers
when I burne mine owne wood; so am I nothing tied unto lawes made against
murtherers, if I deprive my selfe of mine owne life. Hegesias was
wont to say, that even as the condition of life, so should the qualitie
of death depend on our election. And Diogenes meeting with the Philosopher
Speusippus, long time afflicted with the dropsie, and therefore carried
in a litter, who cried out unto him, All haile Diogenes: And to thee no
health at all (replied Diogenes), that endurest to live in so wretched
an estate. True it is, that a while after, Speusippus, as overtired
with so languishing a condition of life, compassed his owne death. But
this goeth not without some contradiction: For many are of opinion,
that without the expresse commandment of him that hath placed us in this
world, we may by no meanes forsake the garrison of it, and that it is in
the hands of God only, who therein bath placed us, not for our selves alone,
but for his glory, and others services when ever it shall please him to
discharge us hence, and not for us to take leave: That we are not
borne for our selves, but for our Countrie: The Lawes for their owne
interest require an accompt at our hands for our selves, and have a just
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sakers of our owne charge, we are punished in the other world.
Proxima deinde tenent maesti loca, qui sibi lethum
Insontes peperere manu, lucemque perosi
Projecere animas./1
Next place they lamentable hold in hell,
Whose hand their death caused causelesse, (but not well) And hating
life did thence their soules expell.
There is more constancie in using the chaine that
holds us than in breaking the same; and more triall of stedfastnesse in
Regulus than in Cato. It is indiscretion and impatience that hastneth
our way. No accidents can force a man to turne his backe from lively
vertue: She seeketh out evils and sorrowes as her nourishment. The
threats of fell tyrants, tortures and torments, executioners and torturers,
doe animate and quicken her.
Duris ut ilex tonsa bipennibus
Nigrae feraci frondis in Algido
Per damna, per caedes, ab ipso
Ducit opes animumque fero./2
As holme-tree doth with hard axe lopt
On hils with many holme-trees topt,
From losse, from cuttings it doth feele,
Courage and store rise ev'n from steele,
And as the other saith,
Non est putas virtus, pater,
Timere vitam, sed malis ingentibus
Obstare, nec se vertereac vetro dare./3
Sir, 'tis not vertue, as you understand,
To feare life, but grosse mischiefe to withstand,
Not to retire, turne backe, at any hand.
Rebus in adversis facile est contemnere mortem. Fortius ille facit,
qui miser esse potest./4 'Tis easie in crosse chance death to
despise: He that can wretched be, doth stronger rise.' It is the
part of cowardlinesse, and not of vertue, to
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seeke to squat it selfe in some hollow lurking hole, or to hide her
selfe under some massie tombe, thereby to shun the strokes of fortune.
She never forsakes her course, nor leaves her way, what stormie weather
soever crosse her.
Si fractus illabatur orbis.
Impavidam ferient ruinae./1
If the world broken should upon her fall,
The ruines may her strike, but not appall,
The avoyding of other inconveniences doth most commonly drive us into this,
yea, sometimes the shunning of death makes us to run into it.
Hic, rogo, nonfuror est, ne moriare, mori?|2
Madnesse is't not, say I,
To dye, lest you should dye?
As those who for feare, of a break-necke downe-fall,
doe headlong cast themselves into it.
------ multos in summa pericula
misit
Venturi timor ipse mali fortissimus ille est,
Qui promptus metuenda pati, si cominus instent
Et diferre potest./3
The very feare of ils to come, hath sent
Many to mighty dangers: strongest they,
Who fearfull things t' endure are ready bent
If they confront them, yet can them delay.
Usque adeo mortisformidine, vitae
Percepit humanos odium, lucisqe videndae,
Ut sibi consciscant maerenti pectore lethum,
Obliti fonte currarum hunc esse timorem.4
So far by feare of death, the hate of life,
And seeing light, doth men as men possesse,
They grieving kill themselves to end the strife,
Forgetting, feare is spring of their distresse.
Plato in his Lawes alots him that hath deprived his 1 HOR. 1. iii.
Od. iii. 7. 2 MART. 1. ii. Epig. lxxx. 2. 3 LUCAN. 1. vii. 104. 4
LUCRET. 1. iii. 79.
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neerest and deerest friend of life (that is to say, himselfe) and abridged
him of the destinies course, not constrained by any publike judgement,
nor by any lewd and inevitilble accident of fortune, nor by any intolerable
shame or infamy, but through basenesse of minde, and weakenesse of a faint-fearful
courage, to have a most ignominious and ever-reproachfull buriall.
And the opinion which disdaineth our life is ridiculous: For in fine
it is our being. It is our all in all. Things that have a nobler
and richer being nay accuse ours: But it is against nature, we should
despise, and carelesly set our selves at naught: It is a particular
infirmitie, and, which is not seene in any other creature, to hate and
disdaine himselfe. It is of like vanitie, that we desire to be other
than we are. The fruit of such a desire doth not concerne us, forasmuch
as it contradicteth and hindereth it selfe in it selfe. He that desireth
to be made of a man an Angell doth nothing for himselfe: He should
be nothing the better by it: And being no more, who shall rejoyce
or conceive any gladnesse of this change or amendment for him?
Debet enim misere cui forte aegreque futuram est,
Ipse quoque esse in eo tum tempore, cum male possit
Accidere./1
For he, who shall perchance prove miserable,
And speed but ill, should then himselfe be able
To be himselfe, when ils may chance unstable.
The security, indolencie, impassibility, and privation
of this lifes evils, which we purchase at the price of death, bring us
no cornmoditie at all. In vaine doth he avoid warre that cannot enjoy
peace; and bootlesse doth he shun paine that hath no meanes to feele rest.
Amongst those of the first opinion, great questioning hath beene to know
what occasions are sufficiently just and lawfull to make a man undertake
the killing of himselfe, they call that c6xo-yo;, Eta-yco rhp,/2
a reasonable orderly out-let. For, although they say a man must
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often dye for slight causes, since these that keepe us alive are not
very strong; yet is some measure required in them. There are certaine
fantasticall and brainesicke humors, which have not only provoked particular
men, but whole Nations to defeat themselves. I have heretofore aleaged
some examples of them: And moreover we reade of certaine Milesian
virgins, who upon a furious conspiracie hanged themselves one after another,
untill such time as the Magistrate provided for it, appointing that such
as should be found so hanged, should with their owne halters be dragged
naked thorow the streets of the citie. When Threicion perswadeth
Cleomenes to kill himselfe, by reason of the bad and desperate estate his
affaires stood in, and having escaped a more honourable death in the battell
which he had lately lost, moveth him to accept of this other, which is
second to him in honour, and give the Conqueror no leisure to make him
endure, either another death, or else a shamefull life, Cleomenes, with
a Lacedemonian and Stoike courage, refuseth this counsell as base and effeminate:
It is a receipt (saith he) which can never faile me, and whereof a man
should make no use, so long as there remaineth but one inch of hope:
That to live, is sometimes constancie and valour; 'That he will have his
very death serve his Countrie, and by it shew an act of honour and of vertue.
Threicion then beleeved, and killed himselfe. Cleomenes did afterwards
as much, but not before he had tried and assayed the utmost power of fortune.
All inconveniencies are not so much worth that a man should dye to eschue
them. Moreover, there being so many sudden changes and violent alterations
in humane things, it is hard to judge in what state or point we are justly
at the end of our hope: [Edgar]
Sperat et in saeva victus gladiator arena,
Sit licet infesto pollice turba minax./1
The Fencer hopes, though down in lists he lye,
And people with turn'd hand threats he must dye.
All things, saith an ancient proverb, may a man
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hope for so long as he liveth: yea, but answereth Seneca, wherefore
shall I rather have that in minde; that fortune can do all things for him
that is living, than this; that fortune hath no power at all over him who
knoweth how to dye? Josephus is seene engaged in so apparent-approaching
danger, with a whole nation against him, that according to humane reason
there was no way for him to escape; notwithstanding being (as he saith)
counselled by a friend of his, at that instant, to kill himselfe, it fell
out well for him to opinionate himselfe yet in hope: for fortune, beyond
all mans discourse, did so turne and change that accident, that without
any inconvenience at all, he saw himselfe delivered: whereas on the contrarie
Brutus and Cassius, by reason of the down-fall and rashnesse, wherewith
before due time and occasion they killed themselves; did utterly lose the
reliques of the Roman libertie , whereof they were protectors. The
Lord of Anguien in the battell of Serisolles, as one desperate of the combats
successe, which on his side went to wracke, attempted twice to run himselfe
thorow the throat with his rapier and thought by precipitation to bereave
himselfe of the enjoying of so notable a victorie. I have seene a
hundred Hares save themselves even in the Grey-hounds jawes: liquis
carnifici suo superstes fuit./1 'Some man hath outlived his Hang-man.
Multa dies variusque labor mutabilis evi
Rettulit in melius, multos alterna revisens
Lusit, et in solido rursus fortuna locavit./2
Time, and of turning age the divers strains,
Hath much to better brought, fortunes turn'd traine
Hath many mock'd, and set them fast againe.
Plinie saith there are but three sorts of sicknesses,
which to avoid, a man may have some colour of reason to kill himselfe.
The sharpest of all is the stone in the bladder, when the urine is there
stopped. Seneca, those onely, which for long time disturbe and distract
the offices of the minde. To avoid a worse death,
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some are of opinion, a man should take it at his owne pleasure.
Democritus, chiefe of the AEtolians, being led captive to Rome, found meanes
to escape by night but being pursued by his keepers, rather, than he would
be taken againe, ran himselfe thorow with his sword. Antinous and
Theodotus, their Citie of Epirus being by the Romans reduced unto great
extremitie, concluded, and perswaded all the people to kill themselves.
But the counsell, rather to yield, having prevailed, they went to seeke
their owne death, and rushed amidst the thickest of their enemies, with
an intention rather to strike than to ward themselves.
The Iland of Gosa, being some yeares since surprised and over-run by the
Turkes, a certaine Sicilian therein dwelling, having two faire daughters
ready to be marrried, killed them both with his owne bands, together with
their mother, that came in to help them that done, running out into the
streets, with a crossebow in one band and a caliver in the other, at two
shoots slew the two first Turks that came next to his gates, then resolutely
drawing his sword, ran furiously among them, by whom he was suddenly hewen
in peeces: Thus, did be save himselfe from slavish bondage, having
first delivered his owne from it. The Jewish women, after they had
caused their children to be circumcised, to avoid the crueltie of Antiochus,
did headlong precipitate themselves and them unto death. I have heard
it credibly reported that a gentleman of qood quality being prisoner in
one of our gaols, his parents advertized that he should assuredly be condemned
to avoid the infamie of so reproachfull a deathg, appointed a priest to
tell him that the best remedy was to recommend himselfe to such a with
such a saint, with such ,@and such a vow, and to continue eight dayes without
taking any sustenance, what faintnesse or weaknesse soever he should feele
in himselfe. He believed them, and so without thinking on it, was
delivered out of life and danger. Scribonia perswading Libo her nephew,
to kill himselfe, rather than to await the stroke of justice, told him
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man to preserve his owne life, to put it into the hands of such as three
or foure dayes after should come and seek it, was even to dispatch another
man's business, and that it was no other than for one to serve his enemies
to preserve his bloud, therewith to make food. We read in the Bible
that Nicanor the persecutor of Gods law, having seint his satellites to
apprehend the good old man Rasias for the honour of his vertue, surnamed
the father of the Jewes; when that good man saw no other means left him,
his gate being burned, and his enemies ready to lay hold on him, chose
rather than to fall into the hands of such villaines and be so basely abused
against the honour of his place, to dye nobly, and so smote himselfe with
his owne sword; but by reason of his haste, having not thoroughly slaine
himselfe, he ran to throw himselfe downe from an high wall, amongst the
throng of people, which making him roome, he fell right upon his head.
All which notwithstanding, perceiving life to remaine in him, he tooke
heart againe; and getting up on his feet, all goared with bloud and loaden
with strokes, making way through the prease, came to a craggy and downe-steepy
rock, where, unable to go any further, by one of his wounds with both his
hands pulled out his guts, and tearing and breaking them cast them amongst
such as pursued him, calling and attesting the vengeance of God to light
upon them. Of all violences committed against conscience, the most
in mine opinion to be avoided is that which is offered against the chastitie
of women. Forasmuch as there is naturally some corporall pleasure commixt
with it, and therefore the dissent cannot fully enough be joyned thereunto;
and it seemeth that force is in some sort intermixed with some will.
The ecclesiastical storie hath in especiall reverence sundry such examples
of devout persons who called for death to warrant them from the outrages
which some tyrants prepared against their religion and consciences.
Pelagia and Sophronia, both canonised, the first, together with her mother
and sisters, to escape the outrageous rapes of some souldiers, threw
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her selfe into a river; the other, to shun the force of Maxentius, the
Emperor, slew her selfe. It shall peradventure redound to our honour
in future ages, that a wise author of these dayes, and namely a Parisian,,
doth labour to perswade the ladies of our times rather to hazard upon any
resolution than to embrace so horrible a counsell of such desperation.
I am sorie that to put amongst his discourses he knew not the good saying
I learnt of a woman at Tholouse, who had passed through the hands of some
souldiers: 'God be praised,' said she, 'that once in my life I have had
my belly full without sinne. Verify these cruelties are not worthy
of the French curtesie. And God be thanked, since this good advertisement,
our ayre is infinitely purged of them. Let it suffice that in doing
it they say no, and take it, following the rule of Marot. The historie
is very full of such, who a thousand ways have changed lingering, toylsome
life with death. Lucius Aruntius killed himselfe, as he said to avoid
what was past and eschue what was to come. Granius Sylvanus and Statius
Proximus, after they had beene pardoned by Nero, killed themselves, either
because they scorned to live by the favour of so wicked a man, or because
they would not another time be in danger of a second pardon, seeing his
so easie-yielding unto suspicions and accusations against honest men.
Spargapises, sonne unto Queene Tomiris, prisoner by the law of warre unto
Cyrus, employed the first favour that Cyrus did him by setting him free,
to kill himselfe, as be who never pretended to reap other fruit by his
liberty, than to revenge the infamie of his taking upon himselfe.
Boges, a Governor for King Xerxes, in the country of Ionia, being besieged
by the Athenians army, under the conduct of Cymon, refused the composition
to returne safely, together with his goods and treasure, into Asia, as
one impatient to survive the loss of what his master had given him in charge;
and after he had stoutly, and even to the last extremity, defended the
towne, having no manner of victuals left him; first he all the gold and
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imagined the enemy might reap any commoditie by, into the river Strimon.
Then having caused a great pile of wood to be set on fire, and made all
women, children, concubines and servants to be stripped and throwne into
the flames, afterward ran in himselfe, where all were burned. Ninachetuen,
a lord in the East Indies, having had an inkling of the King of Portugales
viceroys deliberation to dispossess him, without any apparent cause of
the charge he had in Malaca, for to give it unto the King of Campar, of
himselfe took this resolution: First, he caused an high scaffold
to be set up, somewhat longer than broad, underpropped with pillars, all
gorgeously hanged with rich tapestrie, strewed with flowers and adorned
with precious perfumes. Then, having put on a sumptuous long robe
of cloth of gold, richly beset with store of precious stones of inestimable
worth, he came out of the palace into the street, and by certaine steps
ascended the scaffold, in one of the corners whereof was a pile of aromaticall
wood set afire. All the people of the citie were flocked together to see
what the meaning of such unaccustomed preparation might tend unto.
Ninachetuen, with an undanted, bold, yet seeming discontented countenance,
declared the manifold obligations which the Portugal nation was endebted
unto him for, expostulated how faithfully and truly he had dealt in his
charge; that having so often witnessed, armed at all assayes for others,
that his honour was much dearer unto him than life, he was not to forsake
the care of it for himselfe; that fortune refusing him all means to oppose
himselfe against the injurie intended against him, his courage at the least
willed him to remove the feeling thereof, and not become a laughing stocke
unto the people, and a triumph to men of lesse worth than himselfe, which
words, as he was speaking, he cast himselfe into the fire. Sextilia,
the wife of Scaurus, and Praxea, wife unto Labeo, to encourage their husbands
to avoid the dangers which pressed them, wherein they had no share (but
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affection), voluntarily engaged their life, in this extreme necessitie,
to serve them as an example to imitate and company to regard. What
they performed for their husbands, Cocceius Nerva acted for his countrie,
and though lesse profitable, yet equall in true love. That famous
interpreter of the lawes, abounding in riches, in reputation, in credit,
and flourishing in health about the Emperour, had no other cause to rid
himselfe of life but the compassion of the miserable estate, wherein he
saw the Romane commonwealth. Nothing can be added unto the daintinesse
of the wifes death of Fulvius who was so inward with Augustus. Augustus
perceiving he had blabbed a certaine secret of importance, which he on
trust had revealed unto him, one morning comming to visit him, he seemed
to frowne upon him for it; whereupon as guilty, he returneth home as one
full of despaire, and in piteous sort told his wife that sithence he was
falne into such a misechiefe, be was resolved to kill himselfe; shee, as
one no whit dismaied, replied unto him: 'Thou shalt doe but right, since
having so often exprienced the incontinence of my tongue, thou hast not
learnt to beware of it, yet give me leave to kill my selfe first,' and
without more adoe ran her selfe thorow with a sword. Vibius Virius
despairing of his cities safetie, besieged by the Romans, and mistrusting
their mercie, in their Senates last consultation, after many remonstrances
employed to that end, concluded that the best and fairest way was to escape
fortune by their owne bands. The very enemies should have them in
more honour, and Hanniball might perceive what faithfull friends he had
forsaken. Enviting those that should allow of his advice to come
and take a good supper, which was prepared in his house, where, after great
cheere, they should drinke together whatsoever should be presented unto
him; a drinke that shall deliver our bodies from torments, free our mindes
from injuries, and release our eyes and eares from seeing and hearing so
horrible mischiefes, which the conquered must endure at the hands of most
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'I have,' quoth he, 'taken order that nen fit for that purpose shall
be ready, when we shall be expired, to cast us into a great burning pile
of wood. Diverse approved of his high resolution, but few did imitate
the same. Seven and twentie Senators followed him, who after they
had attempted to stifle so irkesome and suppress so terror-moving a thought,
with quaffing and swelling of wine, they ended their repast by this deadly
messe: and enter-bracing one another, after they had in common deplored
and bewailed their countries misfortunes, some went home to their owne
house, othersome stayed there, to be entombed with Vibius in his owne fire,
whose death was so long and lingering, forsomuch as the vapor of the wine
having possessed their veines, and slowed the effect and operation of the
poyson, that some lived an hour after they had seen their enemies enter
Capua,, which they caried the next day after, and incurred the miseries
and saw the calamities which at so high a rate they had sought to eschue.
Taurea Iubellius, another citizen there, the Consull Fulvius returning
from that shameful slaughter which he had committed of 225 Senators, called
him churlishly by his name, and having arrested him; 'Co;nmand, 'quoth
he unto him, 'that I also be massacred after so many others, that so thou
maiest brag to have murthered a much more valiant man than ever thou wast.
Fulvius, as one enraged, disdaining him; forasmuch as be had newly received
letters from Rome contrarie to the inhumanitie of his execution, which
inhibited him to proceed any further; Iubellius, continuing his speech,
said: 'Sithence my Countrie is taken, my friends butchered, and having
with mine owne hands slaine my wife and children, as the onely meane to
free them from the desolation of this ruine, I may not dye the death of
my fellow citizens, let us borrow the vengeance of this hatefull life from
vertue:' And drawing a blade he had hidden under his garments, therewith
ran himselfe thorow, and falling on his face, died at the Consuls feet.
Alexander besieged a Citie in India, the inhabitants whereof,
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perceiving themselves brought to a very narrow pinch, resolved obstinately
to deprive him of the pleasure he might get of his victorie, and together
with their Citie, in despite of his humanitie set both the Towne and themselves
on a light fire, and so were all consumed. A new kinde of warring,
where the enemies did all they could, and sought to save them, they to
loose themselves, and to be assured of their death, did all a man can possibly
effect to warrant his life. Astapa, a Citie in Spaine, being very
weake of wals and other defences, to withstand the Romanes that besieged
it; the inhabitants drew all their riches and wealth into the market-place,
whereof having made a heap, and on the top of it placed their wives and
children, and encompassed and covered the same with drie brush wood that
it might burne the easier, and having appointed fifty lusty young men of
theirs for the performance of their resolution, made a sally, where following
their determined vow, seeing they could not vanquish, suffered themselves
to be slaine every mothers childe. The fifty, after they had massacred
every living soule remaining in the Citie, and set fire to the heap joyfully
leaped there-into, ending their generous liberty in a state rather insensible
than dolorous and reproachfull; showing their enemies that, if fortune
had beene so pleased, they should as well have had the courage to bereave
them of the victory as they, had to yeeld it them both vaine and hideous,
yea, and mortall to those who allured by the glittering of the gold that
moulten ran from out the flame, thicke and threefold approching greedily
unto it, were therein smothered and burned, the formost being unable to
give back, by reason of the throng that followed them. The Abideans,
pressed by Philip, resolved upon the very same, but being prevented, the
King whose heart abhorred to see the fond-rash precipitation of such an
execution (having first seized upon and saved the treasure and moveables,
which they had diversly condemned to the lames and utter spoyle) retiring
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themselves away, that so they might doe it with more order and leisure;
which three dayes they replenished with blood and murther beyond all hostile
cruelty: And which is strange, there was no one person saved that
had power upon himselfe. There are infinite examples of such-like
popular conclusions, which seeme more violent by how much more the effect
of them is more universall. They are lesse than when severall. What
discourse would not doe in each one, it doth in all the vehemence of societie
ravishing particular judgements. Such as were condemned to dye in the time
of Tiberius, and delaid their execution any while, lost their goods, and
could not be buried; but such as prvented the same, in killing themselves,,
were solemnly enterred, and might at their pleasure bequeath such goods
as they had to whom they list. But a man doth also sometimes desire death,
in hope of a greater good. 'I desire,' saith Saint Paul, 'to be out of
this world, that I may be with Jesus Christ: and who shal release me out
of these bonds? Cleombrotus Ambraciota, having read Platoes Pheadon,
was so possessed with a desire and longing for an after-life, that without
other occasion or more adoe, he went and headlong cast himselfe into the
sea. Whereby it appeareth how improperly we call this voluntarie
dissolution despaire; unto which the violence of hope doth often transport
us, and as often a peacefull ana setled inclination of judgement.
Iaques du Castell, Bishop of Soissons, in the voyage which Saint Lewes
undertooke beyond the seas, seeing the King and all his army ready to returne
into France, and leave the affaires of Religion imperfect, resolved with
himselfe rather to goe to heaven; And having bidden his friends farewell,
in the open view of all men, rushed alone into the enemies troops, of whom
he was forthwith hewen in pieces. In a certaine kingdome of these
late- discovered Indies, upon a day of a solemne procession, in which the
idols they adore are publikely carried up and down upon a chariot of exceeding
greatnesse: besides that, there are many seene to cut
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and slice great mammocks of their quicke flesh to offer the said idols;
there are numbers of others seene who, prostrating themselves alongst the
ground, endure very patiently to be mouldred and crushed to death under
the chariots wheels, thinking thereby to purchase after their death a veneration
of holinesse, of which they are not defrauded. The death of this
Bishop, armed as we have said, argueth more generositie and lesse sense:
the heat of the combat ammusing one part of it. Some common-wealths
there are that have gone about to sway the justice and direct the opportunitie
of voluntarie deaths. In our Citie of Marseille they were wont in
former ages ever to keepe some poison in store, prepared and compounded
with hemlocke, at the Cities charge, for such as would upon any occasion
shorten their daies, having first approved the reasons of their enterprise
unto the six hundred Elders of the Towne, which was their Senate:
For otherwise it was unlawfull for any body, except by the Magistrates
permission, and for very lawfully-urgent occasions, to lay violent hands
upon himselfe. The very same law was likewise used in other places.
Sextus Pompeius, going into Asia, passed thorow the Iland of Cea, belonging
to Negropont; it fortuned whilest he abode there (as one as one reporteth
that was in his companie) that a woman of great authority, having first
yielded an accompt unto her Citizens and shewed good reasons why she was
resolved to end her life, earnestly entreated Pompey to be an assistant
at her at her death, that so it might be esteemed more honourable, which
he assented unto; and having long time in vaine sought, by vertue of his
eloquence (wherein be was exceeding ready) and force of perswasion, to
alter her intent and remove her from her purpose, in the end yeelded to
her request. She had lived foure score and ten yeares in a most happy
state of minde and body, but when lying on her bed, better adorned than
before she was accustomed to have it, and leaning on her elbow, thus she
bespoke: 'The Gods, O Sextus Pompeius, and rather those I forgoe than those
I goe unto, reward and appay thee, for that
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thou hast vouchsafed to be both a counsellor of my life and a witnesse
of my death. As for my part, having hitherto ever tasted the favourable
visage of fortune, for feare the desire of living overlong should make
me taste of her frownes, with an happy and successfull end I will now depart,
and set free the remainder of my soule, leaving behind me two daughters
of, mine, with a legion of grand-children and nephewes. That done,
having preached unto and exhorted all her people and kinsfolks to an unitie
and peace, and divided her goods amongst them, and recommended her household
Gods unto her eldest daughter, with an assuredly-staide hand she tooke
the cup wherein the poyson was, and having made her vowes unto Mercurie,
and prayers to conduct her unto some happy place in the other world, roundly
swallowed that mortall potion; which done, she intertained the progresse
of her behaviour, and as the parts of her body were one after another possessed
with the cold operation of that venom: untill such time as shee felt it
worke at the heart and in her entrals, shee called her daughter to doe
her the last office and close her eyes. Plinie reporteth of a certaine
Hiperborean nation, wherein, by reason of the mild temperature of the aire,
the inhabitants thereof commonly never dye, but when they please to make
themselves away, and that being weary and tired with living they are accustomed
at the end of a long-long age, having first made merry and good cheare
with their friends, from the top of an high-steepy rocke appointed for
that purpose, to cast themselves headlong into the sea. Grieving-smart,
and a worse death seeme to me the most ecxusable incitations.
CHAPTER 2.IV+ TO-MORROW IS A NEW DAY
I DO with some reason, as me seemeth, give
pricke and praise unto Iaques Amiot above all our French writers, not only
for his natural purity, and pure elegancie of the tongue, wherin he excelleth
all others, nor for his indefatigable constancie of so long and toilesome
a labour, nor for the unsearchable depth of his knowledge, having so successfully-happy
been able to explaine an Author so close and thorny, and unfold a writer
so mysterious and entangled (for let any man tell me what he list, I have
no skill of the Greeke, but I see thorowout al his translation a sense
so closely-joynted, and so pithily- continued, that either he hath assuredly
understood and inned the very imagination, and the true conceit of the
Author, or having through a long and continnall conversion, lively planted
in his minde a generall Idea of that of Plutarke, he hath at least lent
him nothing that doth belye him, or misseeme him) but above all, I kon
him thanks that he hath had the hap to chuse, and knowledge to cull-out
so worthy a worke, and a booke so fit to the purpose, therewith to make
so unvaluable a present unto his Countrie. We that are in the number
of the ignorant had beene utterly confounded, had not his booke raised
us from out the dust of ignorance: God-a-mercy his endevours we dare
not both speak and write: Even Ladies are therewith able to confront
Masters of arts: It is our breviarie. If so good a man chance
to live, I bequeath Xenophon unto him, to doe as much. It is an easier
peece of worke, and so much the more agreeing to his age. Moreover
I wot not how me
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seemeth, although he roundly and clearly disintangle himself from hard
passages,, that notwithstanding his stile is more close and neerer it selfe
when it is not laboured and wrested, and that it glideth smoothly at his
pleasure. I was even now reading of that place where Plutarke speaketh
of himself, that Rusticus being present at a declamation of his in Rome,
received a packet from the Emperour, which he temporized to open untill
he had made an end: wherein (saith he) all the assistants did singularly
commend the gravitie of the man. Verily, being on the instance of
curiositie and on the greedy and insatiate passion of newes, which with
such indiscreet impatience and impatient indiscretion, induceth us to neglect
all things for to entertaine a new-come guest, and forget all respect and
countenance whersoover we be, suddenly to break up such letters as are
brought us; he had reason to commend the gravitie of Rusticus: to which
he might also have added the commendation of his civilitie and curtesie,
for that be would not interrupt the course of his declamation: But
I make a question whether he might be commended for his wisdome; for receiving
unexpected letters, and especially from an Emperour, it might very well
have fortuned that this deferring to read them might have caused some notable
inconvenience. Recklesness is the vice contrarie unto
curiosity+, towards which I am naturally inclined, aud wherein I have
seen many men, so extremely plunged, that three or foure days after the
receiving of letters which have been sent them, they have been found in
their pockets yet unopened. I never opened any, not only of such
as had beene committed to my keeping, but of such as by any fortune came
to my hands. And I make a conscience standing neare some great person
if mine eyes chance unawares to steale some knowledge of any letters of
importance that he readeth. Never was man lesse inquisitive, or pryed
lesse into other mens affaires than I. In our fathers time the Lord
of Boutieres was like to have lost Turin, forsomuch as being one night
at supper in very good company he deferred the reading
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of an advertisement which was delivered him of the treasons that were
practised and complotted against that Citie where he commanded. And
Plutarke himselfe has taught me that Iulius Caesar had escaped death, if
going to the Senate-house that day wherein he was murdered by the conspirators
he had read a memorial which was presented unto him. Who likewise
reporteth the storie of Archias, the Tyrant of Thebes, how the night fore-
going the execution of the enterprize that Pelopidas had complotted to
kill him, thereby to set his Countrie at libertie: another Archias of Athens
writ him a letter wherein he particularly related unto him all that was
conspired and complotted against him; which letter being delivered him
whilst he sate at supper, he deferred the opening of it, pronouncing this
by-word: 'To morrow is a new day,' which afterward was turned to a Proverb
in Greece. A wise man may, in mine opinion, for the interest of others,
as not unmannerly to breake companie like unto Rusticus, or not to discontinue
some other affaire of importance, remit and defer to understand such newes
as are brought him; but for his own private interest or particular pleasure,
namely, if he be a man having publike charge, if he regard his dinner so
much that he will not break it off, or his sleepe that he will not interrupt
it: to doe it, is inexcusable. And in former ages was the Consulate-place
in Rome, which they named the most honourable at the table, because it
was more free and more accessible for such as might casually come in, to
entertaine him that should be there placed. Witnesse, that though
they were sitting at the board, they neither omitted nor gave over the
managing of other affaires and following of other accidents. But
when all is said, it is very hard, chiefely in humane actions, to prescribe
so exact rules by discourse of reason, that
fortune+ doe not sway, and keepe her right in them.
CHAPTER 2.V+ OF CONSCIENCE
My brother the Lord of Brousse and myself, during the time of our civill
warres, travelling one day together, we fortuned to meet upon the way with
a Gentleman in outward semblance, of good demeanour: He was of our
contrary faction, but forasmuch as he counterfeited himselfe otherwise,
I knew it not. And the worst of these tumultuous intestine broyles
is, that the cards are so shuffled (your enemie being neither by language
nor by fashion, nor by any other apparent marke distinguished from you;
nay, which is more, brought up under the same lawes and customes, and breathing
the same ayre) that it is a very hard matter to avoid confusion and shun
disorder. Which consideration made me not a little fearefull to meet
with our troopes, especially where I was not knowns, lest I should be urged
to tell my name, and haply doe worse. As other times before it had
befalne me; for, by such a chance, or rather mistaking, I fortuned once
to lose all my men and horses and hardly escaped myself: and amongst other
my losses and servants that were slaine, the thing that most grieved me
was the untimely and miserable death of a young Italian Gentlemen whom
I kept as my Page, and very carefully brought up, with whom dyed as forward,
as budding and as hopefull a youth as ever I saw. But this man seemed
fearfully dismaid, and at every encounter of horseman and passage by, or
thorow any Towne that held for the King, I observed him to be so strangely
distracted that in the end I perceived and guessed they were but guilty
alarums that his conscience gave him. It eemed unto this seely man that
all might apparently,
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both through his blushing selfe-accusing countenance, and by the crosses
he wore upon his upper garments, read the secret intentions of his faint
heart. Of such marvailous-working power is the sting of conscience:
which often induceth us to bewray, to accuse, and to combat our selves;
and for want of other evidences she produceth our selves against our selves.
Occultum quaetiens animo tortore flagellum./1
Their minde, the tormentor of sinne,
Shaking an unscene whip within.
The storie of Bessus the Paeonian is so common,
that even children have it in their mouths, who being found, fault withal,
that in mirth he had beaten downe a nest of young Sparrowes and then killed
them, answered, he had great reason to doe it; forsomuch as those young
birds ceased not falsly to accuse him to have murthered his father, which
parricide was never suspected to have beene committed by him, and until
that day had layen secret; but the revengefull furies of the conscience
made the same partie to reveale it, that by all right was to do penance
for so hatefull and unnaturall a murther. Hesiodus correcteth the
saying of Plato, that punishment doth commonly succeed the guilt, and follow
sinne at hand: for, he affirmeth, that it rather is borne at the instant
and together with sinne it selfe, and they are as twinnes borne at one
birth together. 'Whosoever expects punishment suffereth the same, and whosoever
deserveth it, he doth expect it. Impietie doth invent, and iniquitie
doth frame torments against itselfe,' - Malum constilium consultori
pessimum, - /2 Bad counsell is worst for the counsellor that
gives the counsell, even as the waspe stingeth and offendeth others, but
herselfe much more; for, in hurting others, she loseth her force and sting
for ever.
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------ vitasque in vulnere ponunt./1
They, while they others sting,
Death to themselves do bring.
The Cantharides have some part in them, which
by a contrarietie of nature serveth as an antidot or counter-poison against
their poison: so likewise, as one taketh pleasure in vice, there is a certaine
contrarie displeasure engendred in the conscience, which by sundry irksome
and painfull imaginations, perplexeth and tormenteth us, both waking and
asleep.
Quippe ubi se multi per somnia saepe loquentes, Aut morbo delirantes
protraxe ferantur,
Et celata diu in medium peccata delisse./2
Many in dreames oft speaking, or unhealed,
In sicknesse raving have themselves revealed,
And brought to light their sinnes long time concealed.
Apollodorus dreamed he saw himselfe first flead
by the Scythians, and then boyled in a pot, and that his owne heart murmured,
saying: 'I only have caused this mischiefe to light upon thee. Epicurus
was wont to say, that no lurking hole can shroud the wicked, for they can
never assure themselves to be sufficiently hidden, sithence conscience
is ever ready to disclose them to themselves.
------ prima est haec ultio,
quod se
Iudice nemo nocens absolvitur./3
This is the first revenge, no guilty mind
Is quitted, though it selfe be judge assign'd.
Which as it doth fill us with feare and doubt,
so doth it store us with assurance and trust. And I may boldly say
that I have waded thorow many dangerous hazards with a more untired pace,
only in consideration of the secret knowledge I had of mine owne will,
and innocencie of my desseignes.
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Conscia mens ut cuique sua est, ita concipit intra
Pectora pro facto spemque metumque suo./1
As each mans minde is guiltie, so doth he
Inlie breed hope and feare, as his deeds be.
Of examples there are thousands: It shall
suffice us to alleage three only, and all of one man. Scipio being
one day accused before the Romane people of an urgent and capitall accusation,
in stead of excusing himselfe, or flattering the Judges; turning to them,
he said: 'It will well beseeme you to undertake to judge of his head, by
whose meanes you have authoritie to judge of all the world. The same
man, another time, being vehemently urged by a Tribune of the people, who
charged him with sundry imputations, in lieu of pleading or excusing his
cause, gave him this sudden and short answer: 'Let us goe (quoth he), my
good Citizens; let us forthwith goe (I say) to give hartie thanks unto
the Gods for the victorie, which even upon such a day as this is they gave
me against the Carthaginians. And therewith advancing himselfe to
march before the people, all the assembly, and even his accuser himselfe
did undelayedly follow him towards the Temple. After that, Petilius
having beene animated and stirred up by Cato to solicite and demand a strict
accompt of him, of the money he had managed, and which was committed to
his trust whilest he was in the Province of Antioch, Scipio, being come
into the Senate- house of purpose to answer for himselfe, pulling out the
booke of his accompts from under his gowne, told them all that that booke
contained truly both the receipt and laying out thereof; and being required
to deliver the same unto a Clarke to register it, he refused to doe it,
saying he would not doe himselfe that wrong or indignitie; and thereupon
with his owne hands, in presence of all the Senate, tore the booke in peeces.
I cannot apprehend or beleeve that a guiltie-cauterized conscience could
possibly dissemble or counterfet such an undismayed assurance: His
heart was naturally too
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great, and enured to overhigh fortune (saith Titus Livius) to know how
to be a criminall offender, and stoopingly to yeeld himself to the baseness
to defend his innocencie. Tortrure and racking are dangerous inventions,
and seeme rather to be trials of patience than Essayes of truth.
And both he that can, and he that cannot endure them, conceale the truth.
For wherefore shall paine or smart rather compell me to confesse that which
is so indeed than force me to tell that which is not? And contrariwise,
if he who hath not done that whereof he is accused, is sufficiently patient
to endure those torments, why shall not he @ able to tolerate them who
hath done it, and is guilty indeed; so deare and worthy a reward as life
being proposed unto him? I am of opinion that the ground of this
invention proceedeth from the consideration of the power and facultie of
the conscience. For, to the guilty, it seemeth to give a kinde of
furtherance to the torture, to make him confesse his fault, and weakneth
and dismayeth him: and on the other part, it encourageth and strengthneth
the innocent against torture. To say truth, it is a meane full of uncertainty
and danger. What would not a man say, nay, what not doe, to avoid
so grievous paines and shun such torments?
Etiam innocentes cogit mentiri dolor./1
Torment to lye sometimes will drive,
Ev'n the most innocent alive.
Whence it followeth that he whom the Judge hath
tortured, because he shall not dye an innocent, he shall bring him to his
death, both innocent and tortured. Many thousands have thereby charged
their heads with false confessions. Amongst which I may well place
Phylotas, considering the circumstances of the endictment that Alexander
framed against him, and the progresse of his torture. But so it is,
that (as men say) it is the least evill humane weaknesse could invent;
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1 Ex Mimis Publicanis.
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though, in my conceit, very inhumanely, and there withall most unprofitably.
Many Nations lesse barbarous in that than the Grecian or the Romane, who
terme them so, judge it a horrible and cruell thing to racke and torment
a man for a fault whereof you are yet in doubt. Is your ignorance
long of him? What can he doe withall? Are not you unjust who
because you will not put him to death without some cause, you doe worse
than kill him? And that it is so, consider but how often he rather
chuseth to dye guiltlesse than passe by this informat1on, much more painfull
than the punishment or torment; and who many times, by reason of the sharpnesse
of it, preventeth, furthereth, yea, and executeth the punishment.
I wot not whence I heard this story, but it exactly hath reference unto
the conscience of our Justice. A countrie woman accused a souldier before
his Generall, being a most severe Justicer, that he, with violence, had
snatched from out her poore childrens hands, the small remainder of some
pap or water-gruell, which she had onely left to sustaine them, forsomuch
as the Army had ravaged and wasted all. The poore woman had neither witnesse
nor proofe of it: it was but her yea and his no; which the Generall perceiving,
after be had summoned her to be well advised what she spake, and that shee
should not accuse him wrongfully; for, if shee spake an untruth, shee should
then be culpable of his-accusation: But shee constantly persisting to charge
him, he forthwith, to discover the truth, and to be thoroughly resolved,
caused the accused Souldiers belly to be ripped, who was found faulty,
and the poore woman to have said true; whereupon shee was discharged.
A condemnation instructive to others.
CHAPTER 2.VI+ OF EXERCISE OR PRACTICE
It is a hard matter (although our conceit doe willingly apply, it selfe
unto it) that Discourse and Instruction should sufficiently be powerful
to direct us to action, and addresse us to performance, if, over and besides
that, we doe not by experience exercise and frame our minde to the traine
whereunto we will range it: otherwise, when we shall be on the point of
the effects, it will doubtlesse finde it selfe much engaged aud empeached.
And that is the reason why amongst Philosophers, those that have willed
to attaine to some greater excellence, have not beene content, at home
and at rest, to expect the rigors of
fortune+, for feare she should surprise them unexperienced and
finde them novices, if she should chance to enterfight with them but have
rather gone to meet and front her before, and witting-earnestly cast themselves
to the triall of the hardest difficulties. Some have thereby voluntarily
forsaken great riches, onely to practise a voluntarie povertie; others
have willingly found out labour, and an austeritie of a toylesome life
thereby to harden and enure themselves to evill and travell; othersome
have frankly deprived themselves of the dearest and best parts of their
body, as of their eyes and members of generation, lest their overpleasing
and too-too wanton service might in any sort mollifie and distract the
constant resolution of their minde. But to dye, which is the greatest
worke we have to doe, exercise can nothing availe us thereunto. A
man may, by custome aud experience, fortifie himselfe against griefe, sorrow,
shame, want, and such like accidents; but concerning
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death, we can but once feele and trie the same. We are all novices,
and new to learne when we come unto it. There have, in former times,
beene found men so good husbands and thrifty of time, that even in death
they have assayed to taste and savor it; and bent their minde to observe
and see what manner of thing that passage of death was; but none did ever
yet come backe againe to tell us tidings of it. [Hamlet]
------ nemo expergitus extat
Frigida quem semel est vitai pausa sequuta./1
No man doth ever-after wake,
Whom once his lifes cold rest doth take.
Canius Iulius, a noble Romane, a man of singular
vertue and constancie, having beene condemned to death by that lewdly-
misehievous monster of men, Caligula: besides many marvelous evident assurances
he gave of his matchlesse resolution, when he was even in the nicke to
endure the last stroke of the executioner; a Philosopher, being his friend,
interrupted him with this question, saying: 'Canius, in what state is your
soule now? what doth she? what th oughts possesse you now? 'I thought,'
answered he, to keepe me ready and prepared with all my force, to see whether
in this instant of death, so short and so neere at hand, I might perceive
some dislodging or distraction of the soule, and whether it will shew some
feeling of her sudden departure; that (if I apprehend or learne any thing
of her) I may afterward, if I can, returne and give advertisement thereof
unto my friends. Loe-here a Philosopher, not only untill death, but
even in death it selfe: what assurance was it, and what fiercenes of courage,
to will that his owne death should serve him as a lesson, and have leasure
to thinke else where in a matter of such consequence;
----- jus hoc animi morientis
habebat.2/
This power of minde had he,
When it from him did flee.
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Me seemeth, neverthelesse, that in some sort
there is a meane to familiarize our selves with it, and to assay it.
We may have some experience of it, if not whole and perfect, at least such
as may not altogether be unprofitable, and whicb may yeeld us better fortified
and more assured. If we cannot attaine unto it, we may at least approch
it, and discerne the same: And if we cannot enter her fort, yet shal
we see and frequent the approches unto it. It is not without reason
we are taught to take notice of our sleepe for the resemblance it hath
with death. [Donne, Hamlet] How easily we passe from wakmg to sleeping;
with how little interest we lose the knowledge of light and of our selves.
The facultie of sleepe might haply seeme unprofitable and against nature,
sithence it depriveth up of all actions and barreth us of all sense, were
it not that nature doth thereby instruct us that she hath equally made
us as well to live as to die; and by life presenteth the eternal state
unto us which she after the same reserveth for us, so to accustome us thereunto,
and remove the feare of it from us. But such as by some violent accident
are falne into a faintnes of heart, and have lost all senses, they, in
mine opinion, have well-nigh beene where they might behold her true and
naturall visage: For, touching the instant or moment of the passage,
it is not to be feared it should bring any traveil or displeasure with
it, forasmuch as we can have nor sense nor feeling without pleasure.
Our sufferances have need of time, which is so short, and plunged in death,
that necessarily it must be insensible. It is the approches that
lead unto it we should feare; and those may fall within the compasse of
mans experience. Many things seeme greater by imagination than by
effect. I have passed over a good part of my age in sound and perfect
health. I say not only sound but blithe and wantonly lustfull.
That state full of lust, of prime and mirth, made me deeme the consideration
of sicknesses so yrkesome and horrible, that when I came to the experience
of them I have found their fits but weake, and their assaults but faint,
in respect of my apprehended feare. Lo here
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what I daily prove. Let me be under a roofe, in a good chamber,
warme-clad, and well at ease, in some tempestuous and stormy night.
I am exceedingly perplexed and much grieved for such as are abroad and
have no shelter: But let me be in the storme my selfe, I doe not so much
as desire to be else-where: Only to be continually pent up in a chamber
seemed intolerable to me. I have now enured my selfe to live a whole
weeke, yea a moneth in my chamber, full of care, trouble, alteration, and
weaknesse; and have found that in the time of my best health I moaned such
as were sicke much more than I can well moane my selfe when I am ill at
ease: and that the power of my apprehension did well- nigh halfe endeare
the essence and truth of the thing it selfe. I am in good hope the
like will happen to me of death: and that it is not worth the labour I
take for so many preparations as I prepare against her; and so many helpes
as I call to sustaine, and assemble to endure the shocke and violence of
it. But hab or nab we can never take too much advantage of it.
During our second or third troubles (I doe not well remember which) I fortuned
one day, for recreation sake, to goe forth and take the ayre, about a league
from my house, who am seated even in the bowels of all troubles of our
civill warres of France, supposing to be most safe, so neere mine owne
home and retreite, that I had no need of better attendance or equipage.
I was mounted upon a very easie-going nag, but not very sure. At
my returning home againe, a sudden occasion being offered me to make use
of this nag in a peece of service whereto he was neither trained nor accustomed,
one of my men (a strong sturdy fellow), mounted upon a young strongheaded
horse, and that a desperate hard mouth, fresh, lusty and in breath, to
shew his courage, and to outgoe his fellowes, fortuned with might and maine
to set spurrs unto him, and givinf him the bridle, to come right into the
path where I was, and as a colossus with his weight riding over me and
my nag, that were both very little, he overthrew us both, and made us fall
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in one place, and I in a trance groveling on the ground ten or twelfe
paces wide of him: my face all torne and brused, my sword which I had in
my hand a good way from me, my girdle broken, with no more motion or sense
in me than a stocke. It is the only swooning that ever I felt yet.
Those that were with, me, after they had assayed all possible meanes to
bring me to my selfe againe, supposing me dead, tooke me in their armes,
and with much adoe were carrying me home to my house, which was about halfe
a French league thence: upon the way, and after I had for two houres space
by all beene supposed dead and past all recoverie, I began to stir and
breathe: for so great aboundance of bloud was falne into my stomake, that
to discharge it nature was foreed to rowse up her spirits. I was
immediately set upon my feet, and bending forward, I presently cast up
in quantitie as much clottie pure bloud as a bucket will hold and by the
way was constrained to doe the like divers times before I could get home,
whereby, I began to recover a little life, but it was by little and little,
and so long adoing, that my chiefe senses were much more enclining to death
than to life.
Perche dubbiosa ancor del suo ritorno
iVon s'assicura attonita la mente./1
For yet the minde doubtfull of it's returne
Is not assured, but astonished.
The remembrance whereof (which yet I beare deepely
imprinted in my minde) representing me her visage and Idea so lively and
so naturally, doth in some sort reconcile me unto her. And when I
began to see, it was with so dim, so weake and so troubled a sight, that
I could not discerne anything of the light,
------ come quel ch'or apre,
or chiude
Gli occhi, mezzo tra l' sonno e l'esser desto./2
As he that sometimes opens, sometimes shuts
His eyes, betweene sleepe and awake.
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Touching the functions of the soule, they started
up and came in the same progresse as those of the bodie. I perceived
my selfe all bloudy; for my doublet was all sullied with the bloud I had
cast. The first conceit I apprehended was that I had received some shot
in my head; and in truth, at the same instant, there were divers that shot
round about us. Me thought my selfe had no other hold of me but of
my lips-ends. I closed mine eyes to help (as me seemed) to send it forth,
and tooke a kinde of pleasure to linger and languishingly to let my selfe
goe from my selfe. It was an imagination swimming superficially in
my minde, as weake and as tender as all the rest: but in truth, not only
exempted from displeasure but rather commixt with that pleasant sweetesse
which they feel that suffer themselves to fall into a soft-slumbring and
sense-entrancing sleepe. I beleeve it is the same state they find
themselves in, whom in the agony of death we see to droop and faint thorow
weaknesse: and am of opinion we plaine and moane them without cause, esteeming
that either they are agitated with grievous pangs, or that their soule
is pressed with painfull cogitations. It was ever my conceit against
the opinion of many, yea and against that of Estienne de la Bo‰tie,that
those whom we see so overwhelmed and faintly-drooping at the approches
of their end, or utterly cast downe with the lingring tediousnesse of their
deseases, or by accident of some apoplexie or falling-evill,
----- (vi morbi saepe coactus
Ante oculos aliquis nostros ut fulminis ictu,
Concidit, et spumas agit, ingemit, et fremit artus,
Desipit exentant nervos torquetur, anhelat,
Inconstanter et in jactando membra fatigat),/1
(Some man by force of sicknesse drivn doth fall,
As if by thunder stroke, before our eyes;
He fomes, he grones, he trembles over all,
He raves, he stretches, he's vext, panting lyes,
He tyr's his limmes by tossing,
Now this now that way crossing,)
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or hurt in the head, whom we heare throb and rattle, and send forth
grones and gaspes, although we gather some tokens from them, whereby it
seemeth they have yet some knowledge left and certaine motions we see them
make with their body: I say, I have ever thought they had their soule
and body buried and asleepe.
Vivat et est vitae nescius ipse sum./1
He lives yet knowes not he,
That he alive should be.
And I could not beleeve that at so great an astonishment
of members and deffailance of senses the soule could maintaine any force
within, to know herselfe; and therefore had no manner of discourse tormenting
them, which might make them judge and feele the misery of their condition,
and that consequently they were not greatly to be moaned. As for
my selfe, I imagine no state so intolerable nor condition so horrible,
as to have a feelingly-afflicted soule, void of meanes to disburthen and
declare herselfe: As I would say of those we send to execution, having
first caused their tongue to be cut out, were it not that in this manner
of death the most dumbe seemes unto me the fittest, namely, if it be accompanied
with a resolute and grave countenance. And as those miserable prisoners
which light in the hands of those hard-harted and villenous Souldiers of
these times, of whom they are tormented with all maner of cruell entreatie,
by compulsion to drawe them unto some excessive and unpossible ransoms,
keeping them al that while in so hard a condition and place, that they
have no way left them to utter their thoughts and expresse their miserie.
The Poets have fained there were some Gods that favoured the release of
such as suffered so languishing deaths.
-----hunc ego Diti
Sacrum jussa fero, teque isto corpore solvo./2
This to death sacred, I, as was my charge,
Doe beare, and from this body thee enlarge.
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And the faltering speeches and uncertaine answers, that by continuall
ringing in their eares and incessant urging them, are sometimes by force
wrested from them, or by the motions which seeme to have some sympathy
with that whereof they are examined, is notwithstanding no witnes that
they live at least a perfect sound life. We do also in yawning, before
sleep fully seize upon us, apprehend as it were in a slumber, what is done
about us, and with a troubled and uncertains hearing, follow the voyces,
which seeme to sound but on the outward limits of our soule; and frame
answers according to the last words we heard, which taste more of chance
than of sense: which thing now I have proved by experience, I make no doubt
but hitherto I have well judged of it. For, first lying as in a trance,
I laboured even with my nailes to open my doublet (for I was unarmed),
and well I wot that in my imagination I felt nothing did hurt me.
For, there are several motions in us which proceed not of our free wil.
Semianimesque micant digiti, ferrumque retractant./1
The halfe-dead fingers stirre, and feele,
(Though it they cannot stirre) for steele.
Those that fall, doe commonly by a naturall impulsion
cast their armes abroad before their falling, which sheweth that our members
have certaine offices, which they lend one to another, and possesse certaine
agitations, apart from our discourse:
Falciferos memorant currus abscindere membra,
Ut tremere in terra videatur ab artubus, id quod
Decidit abscissum, cum mens tamen atque hominis vis
Mobilitate mali non quit sentire dolorem./2
They say, sith-bearing chariots limbes bereave,
So as on earth, that which cut-off they leave,
Doth seeme to quake; when yet mans force and minde
Doth not the paine, through so quicke motion, finde.
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My stomacke was surcharged with clotted bloud, my hands of themselves
were still running to it, as often they are wont (yea against the knowledge
of our will) where we feele it to itch. There are many creatures,
yea and some men, in whom after they are dead we may see their muskles
to close and stirre. All men know by experience, there be some parts
of our bodies which often without any consent of ours doe stirre, stand,
and lye down againe. Now these passions, which but exteriourly touch
us, cannot properly be termed ours; for, to make them ours, a man must
wholy be engaged unto them: And the paities that ourlfeet or hands
feele whilst we sleepe are not ours. When I came neere my house,
where the tidings of my fall was already come, and those of my household
met me, with such outcries as are used in like times, I did not only answer
some words to what I was demanded, but some tell me I had the memory to
command my men to give my wife a horse, whom I perceieved to be overtired,
and labouring in the way, which is very hilly, foule, and rugged.
It seemeth this consideration proceeded from a vigilant soule: yet was
I cleane distracated from it, they were but vaine conceits, and as in a
cloud, were only moved by the senses of the eyes and eares: they came not
from my selfe. All which not withstanding, I knew neither whence
I came nor whither I went, nor could I understand or consider what was
spoken unto me. They were but light effects, that my senses produced
of themselves, as it were of custome. Whatsoever the soule did assist
it with was but a dreame, being lightly touched, and only sprinkled by
the soft impression of the sense. In the meane time my state was
verily most pleasant and easefull. I felt no manner of care or affliction,
neither for my selfe nor others. It was a slumbering, languishing
and extreme weaknesse, without any paine at all. I saw mine own house
and knew it not; when I was laid in my bed, I felt great ease in my rest,
For I had beene vilely hurried and haled by those poore men, which had
taken the paines to carry me upon their armes a long and wearysome way,
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say truth, they had all beene wearied twice or thrice over, and were
faine to shift several] times. Many remedies were presently offered
me, but I tooke none, supposing verily I had beene deadly hurt in the head.
To say truth, it had beene a very happy death: For, the weaknesse
of my discourse hindered me from judging of it, and the feeblenesse of
my body from feeling the same. Me thought I was yeelding up the ghost
so gently, and after so easie and indolent a manner, that I feele no other
action lesse burthensome than that was. But when I began to come
to life againe and recover my former strength -
Vt tandem sensus convaluere mei - /1
At last when all the sprites I beare,
Recalled aild recollected were -
which was within two or three houres after, I presently felt my selfe full
of aches and paines all my body over; for, each part thereof was with the
violence of the fall much brused and tainted; and for two or three nights
after I found my self so ill, that I verily supposed I shold have had another
fit of death: But that a more lively, and sensible one: (and to speak
plaine) I feele my bruses yet, and feare me shall do while I live:
I will not forget to tell you, that the last thing I could rightly fall
into againe was the remembrance of this accident, and I made my men many
times to repeat me over and over againe, whither I was going, whence I
came, and what houre that chance befell me, before I could throughly conceive
it. Concerning the manner of my falling, they in favour of him who
had beene the cause of it, concealed the truth from me, and told me other
flim flam tales. But a while after and the morrow next, when my memorie
began to come to itselfe againe, and represent the state unto me wherein
I was at the instant, when I perceived the horse riding over me (for being
at my heeles, I chanced to espy him and helde my selfe for dead: yet was
the conceit so sudden that feare had no leasure to
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enter my thoughts) me seemed it was a flashing or lightning that smote
my soule with shaking, and that I came from another world. This discourse
of so slight an accident is but vaine and frivolous were not the instructions
I have drawne from thence for my use: For truly, for a man to acquaint
himselfe with death+,
I finde no better way than to approach unto it. Now, as Plinie saith,
every man is a good discipline unto himselfe, alwayes provided he be able
to prie into himselfe. This is not my doctrine, it is but my study
and not another man's lesson, but mine owne: Yet ought no man to
blame me if I impart the same. What serves my turne may haply serve
another mans: otherwise I marre nothing; what I make use of is mine owne.
And if I play the foole, it is at mine owne cost, and without any other
bodies interest, For it is but a kind of folly that dies in me, and hath
no traine. We have notice but of two or three former ancients that
have trodden this path; yet can we not say, whether altogether like unto
this of mine, for we know but their names. No man since hath followed
their steps; it is a thorny and crabbed enterprise, and more than it makes
show of, to follow so strange and vagabond a path as that of our spirit:
to penetrate the shady, and enter the thicke-covered depths of these infernall
winding crankes; to chuse so many and settle so severall aires of his agitatations:
And tis a new extraordinary ammusing that distracts us from the common
occupation of the world, yea, and from the most recommended: Many
yeares are past since I have no other aime whereto my thoughts bend, but
my selfe, and that I controule and study nothing but my selfe. And
if I study anything else, it is immediately to place it upon, or to say
better in myselfe. And met hinks I err not, as commonly men doe in other
sciences, without all comparison less profitable. I impart what I
have content not my selfe therein. 'There is no description so hard, nor
so profitable, as is the description of a man own life. Yet must
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trimme-up, yea and dispose and range himselfe to appeare on the Theatre
of this world. Now I continually tricke up my selfe; for I uncessantly
describe my selfe. Custome hath made a mans speech of himselfe vicious,
and obstinately forbids it in hatred of boasting+,
which ever seemeth closely to follow one's selfe witnesses. Whereas
a man should wipe the childs nose, that is now called to unnose himselfe.
In vicium ducit culpae fuga./1
Some shunning of some sinne,
Doe draw some further in.
I finde more evill than good by this remedy:
But suppose it were true, that for a man to entertaine the company with
talking of himself were necessarily presumption, I ought not, following
my generall intent, to refuse an action that publisheth this crazed quality,
since I have it in my seIfe: and I should not conceal this fault, which
I have not only in use but in profession. Neverthelesse, to speak
my opinion of it, this custome to condemne wine is much to blame, because
many are there with made drunke. Only good things may be abused.
And I believe this rule hath only regard to popular defects: They
are snares wherewith neither Saints, nor Philosophers, nor Divines, whom
we heare so gloriously to speak of themselves, will in any sort be bridled.
No more doe I, though I be no more the one than the other. If they
write purposely or directly of it, yet when occasion doth conveniently
lead them unto it, faine they not headlong to cast themselves into the
lists? Whereof doth Socrates treat more at large than of himselfe?
To what doth he more often direct his disciples discourses, than to speake
of themselves, not for their bookes lesson, but of the essence and moving
of their soule? We religiously shrive our selves to God and our Confessor,
as our neighbours to all the people. But will some answer me, we
report but accusation; wee then report all: For even our
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virtue it self is faulty and repentable. My art and profession
is to live. Who forbids me to speake of it according to my sense,
experience, and custome; let him appoint the Architect to speake of buildings,
not according to himselfe, but his neighbours according to anothers skill,
and not his owne. If it be a glory for a man to publish his owne
worth himselfe, why does not Cicero prefer the eloquence of Hortensius,
and Hortensius that of Cicero? Some may peradventure suppose that
by deeds and effects, and not simply by words, I witnesse of my selfe.
I principally set forth my cogitations; a shapelesse subject, and which
cannot fall within the compasse of a workemanlike production; with much
adoe can I set it downe in this ayrie bodie of the voice. Wiser men,
and more learned and devout, have lived avoiding all apparent effects.
Effects would speak more of fortune than of me. They witnesse their
part and not mine, unlesse it be conjecturally and uncertainly: parcels
of a particular shew. I wholy set forth and expose my selfe:
It is a Sceletos; where at first sight appeare all the vaines, muskles,
gristles, sinnewes and tendons, each severall part in his due place.
The effect of the cough produceth, one part, that of at of palenesse or
panting of the heart another, and that doubtfully. I write not my
gests, but my selfe and my essence. I am of opinion that a man must
be very wise to esteeme himselfe, and equally consciencious to give testimony
of it: be it low, be it high indifferently. If I did absolutely seeme
good and wise unto my selfe, I would boldly declare it. To speake
lesse of himselfe than he possesseth, is folly, and not
modesty+. To say himself for lesse than he is worth is basenesse
and pusilanimity, saith Aristotle. No vertue aids it self with false-hood,
and truth is never a matter of errour. And yet for a man to say more
of himself than he can well prove, is not ever presumption though often
sottishnesse. For a man to over-weene and please himself exceedingly
with what he is, and fall into indiscreet love with himselfe, is in my
conceit the substance of this vice. The best remedy to cure him,
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cleane contrary to that which those appoint, who in forbidding men to
speak of themselves, do consequentiy also inhibit more to thinke of themselves.
Pride consisteth in conceit. The tongue can have no great share in
it. For one to ammuse on himself is in their imagination to please himselfe:
And for a man to frequent and practise himselfe, is at an over-deare rate
to please himselfe. But this excess doth only breed in them, that
but superficially feele and search themselves that are seene to follow
their affaires, which call idleness and fondnesse for a man to entertaine,
to applaud, and to endeare himselfe, and frame Chimeraes or build Castles
in the ayre, deeming themselves as a third person and strangers to themselves.
If any be besotted with his owne knowledge looking upon himselfe, let him
cast his eyes towards former ages, his pride shall be abated, his ambition
shall be quailed; for there shall he find many thousands of spirits that
will cleane suppress and tread him under. If he fortune to enter
any selfe-presumption of his own worth, let him but call to remembrance
the lives of Scipio+
and Epaminondas+;
so many armies, and so many Nations which leave him so far behind them.{ancients+}
No particular quality shall make him proud, that therewith shall reckon
so many imperfect and weak qualities that in him and at last the nullity
of the human condition. Forsomuch as
Socrates+ had truly only nibled on the precept of his God to know
himself, and had learned to contemne himself, he alone was esteemed worthy
of the name of Wise. Whosoever shall so know himselfe let him boldly
make himself knowns by his own mouth.
CHAPTER 2.VII+ OF THE RECOMPENSES OR REWARDS
OF HONOUR
THOSE which write the life of Augustas Caesar note this in his military
discipline, that he was exceeding liberal and lavish in his gifts to such
as were of any desert; but as sparing and strait-handed in meere recompences
of honour+.
Yet so it is that himselfe had beene liberally gratified by his Unkle with
militarie rewards, before ever he went to warres. It hath beene a
witty invention, and received in most parts of the worlds Common-wealths,
to establish and ordaine certaine vaine and worthles markes, therewith
to honour and recompence vertue: As are the wreathes of Lawrell,
the Chaplets of Oake, and the Garlands of Myrtle, the forme of a certaine
peculiar garment; the privilege to ride in Coach thorow the City; or by
night to have a Torch carried before one: Some particular place to
sit in in common assemblies; the prerogatives of certaine surnames and
titles, and proper additions in armes, and such like things; the, use whereof
hath beene diversly received according to the opinion of nations which
continueth to this day. We have for our part, together with divers
of our neighbour-nations, the orders of knighthood, which only were established
to this purpose. Verily it is a most laudable use and profitable
custome, to find means to reward the worth and acknowledge the valour of
rare and excellent men, to satisfie and content them with such payments
as in no sort charge the commonwealth, and put the prince to no cost at
all. And that which was ever knowne by ancient experience, and at
other times we have plainly perceived amongst ourselves, that men of qualitie
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of such recompences than of others wherein was both gaine and profit,
which was not without reason and great apparence. If to the prize,
which ought simply to be of honour, there be other commodities and riches
joyned, this kinde of commixing, instead of encreasing the estimation thereof,
doth empaire, dissipate, and abridge it. The order of the Knights
of Saint Michael in France, which of so long contuauance hath beene in
credit amongst as, had no greater commoditie than that it had no manner
of communication with any other advantage or profit, which hath heretofore
beene the cause that there was no charge or state of what quality soever,
whereto the nobilitie pretended with so much desire, or aspired with more
affection, as it did to obtaine that order; nor calling that was followed
with more respect or greatnesse. Vertue+
embracing with more ambition, nud more willingly aspiring after a recompense,
that is meerely and simply her owne, and which is rather glorious than
profitable. For, to say truth, other gifts have no use so worthy,
inasmuch as they are imployed to all manner of occasions. With riches a
man doth reward the service of a groome, the diligence of a messenger,
the hopping of a dancer, the tricks of a vaulter, the breath of a
lawyer+, and the basest offices a man may receive; yea, with the same
paultry pelfe mony, vice is payed and sin requited, as flattery, murther,
treason, Maquerelage, and what not? It is then no marvel, if vertue
doth lesse willingly desire this kinde of common trash, mony, than that
which is only proper and peculiar to her selfe, and is altogether noble
and generous. Augustus had therefore reason to be much more niggardly amd
sparing of this last than of the former, forasmuch as
honour+ is a privilege that draws his preincipall essence from
rareness; and so doth verture it selfe.
Cui malus est nemo, quis bonus esse potest?/1
To him who good can seeme,
Who doth none bad esteeme?
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We shall not see a man highly regarded, or
extraordinarily commended, that is curiously carefull to have his children
well nurtured, because it is a common {usthem+}
action, how just and worthy praise soever it be, no more than one great
tree, where the forrest is full of such. I doe not thinke that any
Spartane Citizen did boastingly glorifie himselfe for his valour, because
it was a popular vertue in that nation, and as, little for his
fidelity+ and contempt of riches. There is no recompence falls
unto vertue, how great soever it be, if it once have past into custome;
and I wot not whether we might call it great, being common. Since
then the rewards of honour have no other prise and estimation than that
few enjoy it, there is no way to disannul them but to make a largesse of
them. Were there now more men found deserving the same than in former
ages, yet should not the reputation of it be corrupted. And it may
easily happen that more deserve it, for there is no vertue doth so easily
spread it selfe as military valiancie. There is another true, perfect,
and philosophicall, whereof I speake not (I use this word according to
our custome), farre greater and more full than this,, which is a force
and assurance of the soule, equally contemning all manner of contrarie
accidents, upright, uniforme, and constant, whereof ours is but an easie
and glimmering raie. Custome, institution, example and fashion, may
effect what ever they list in the establishing of that I speake of, and
easily make it vulgare, as may plainely be seene by the experience our
civill warres give us of it. And whosoever could now joyne us together,
and eagerly flesh all our people to a common enterprise, we should make
our ancient military name and chivalrous credit to flourish againe.
It is most certaine that the recompense of our order did not in former
nines only concerne prowis and respect valour; it had a further aime.
It was never the reward or payment of a valiant ssouldier, but of a famous
Captaine. The skill to obey+ could not
deserve so honorable an hire; for, cast we back our eyes to antiquity,
we shall perceive that for the worthy obtaining
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thereof, there was required more universal warrelike expertnesse, and
which might embrace the greatest part, and most parts of a military man.
Neque enim eaedem militares et imperatoriae artes sunt, 'For the same arts
and parts belong not to a generall and common souldier;' and who besides
that should also be of a fit and accommodable condition for such a dignitie.
But I say, that if more men should now adayes be found worthy of it than
have been heretofore, yet should not ounr princes be more liberall of it,
and it had beene much better not to bestow it upon all them to whom it
was due, than for ever to lose, as of late we have done, the use of so
profitable an invention. No man of courage vouchsafeth to advantage
himselfe of that which is common unto many. And those which in our
dayes bee least merited that honourable recompence, seeme, in all apparence,
most to disdaine it, by that meanes place themselves in the ranke of those
to whom the wrong is offered by unworthy bestowing and vilifying of that
badge which particularly was due unto them. Now by defacing and abolishing
this to suppose, suddenly to be able to bring into credit and renue a semblable
custome, is no convenient enterprise in so licentious, so corruptedi and
so declining age, as is this wherein we now live. And it will come
to passe that the last shall even from her birth incur the incommodities
which have lately ruined and overthrowne the other. The rules of
this new orders dispensation had need to be otherwise wrested and constrained
for to give it authority, and this tumultuous season is not capable of
a short and ordered bridle. Besides, before a man is able to give
credit unto it, it is requisite a man lose the memory of the first, and
of the contempt whereinto it is fallen. This place might admit some
discourse upon the consideration of valour, and difference betweene this
virtue and others. But Plutarch having often spoken of this matter,
it were in vaine here for me to repeat what he says of it. This is
worthy to be considered, that our nation giveth the chiefe preheminence
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etymology of the word sheweth, which cometh of valour or worth; and
that according to our received custome, when after the phrase of our court
and nobility we speake of a worthy man, or of an honest man, we thereby
inferre no other thing than a valiant man; after the usuall Roman fashion.
For the generall denomination of vertue doth amongst them take her etymology
of force or might. The only proper and essentiall forme of our nobility
in France is military_vocation+.
It is very likely that the first vertue that ever appeared amongst men,
and which to some hath given preheminence over others, hath beene this
by which the strongest and most courageous have become masters over the
weakest, and purchased a particular ranke and reputation to themselves.
Whereby this honour and dignity of speech is left unto it: or else these
nations, being very warlike, have given the price unto that of vertues,
which was the worthiest and more familiar unto them. Even as our
passion, and this heart-panting and mind-vexing carefull diligence, and
diligent carefulnesse, which we continually apprehend about woman's chastity,
causeth also that a good woman, an honest woman, a woman of honour and
vertue, doth in effect and substance signifle no other thing unto us than
a chaste wife or woman; as if to bind them to this duty, we did neglect
all others, and give them free liberty to commit any other fault, to covenant
with them never to quit or forsake this duty.
CHAPTER 2.VIII+ OF THE AFFECTIONS
OF FATHERS TO THEIR CHILDREN.
TO THE LADY OF ESTISSAC
MADAME, if strangenesse doe not save or novelty shield mee, which are
woiat to give things reputation, I shall never, with honesty, quit myselfe
of this enterprise yet is it so fantasticall and bears a shew so differient
from common custome, that that may haply purchase it free passage.
It is a melancholy humour, and consequently a hatefull enemy to my natural
complexion, bred by the anxietie and produced by the anguish of carking
care, whereinto some years since I cast myselfe, that first put this humorous
conceipt of writing into my head. And finding myselfe afterward wholy
unprovided of subject, and void of other matter, I have presented myselfe
unto myselfe for a subject to write and argument to descant upon.
It is the only booke in the world of this kinde, and of a wilde extravagant
designe. Moreover, there is nothing in it worthy the marking but
this fantasticalnesse. For, to so vaine a ground and base a subject,
the worlds best workman could never have given a fashion deserving to be
accompted of. Not (worthy Lady) sithence I must pourtray my selfe
to the life, I should have forgotten a part of importance, if therewithall
I had not represented the honour I have ever yeelded to your deserts, which
I have especially beene willing to declare in the forefront of this chapter;
Forasmuch as amongst your other good parts and commendable qualities, that
of loving amity, which you have shewen to your children, holdeth one of
the first rankes. Whosoever shall understand and know the age, wherein
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husband the Lord of Estissac left you a Widdow, the great, and nonorable
matches have beene offered you (as worthy and as many as to any other Lady
in France of your condition) the constant resolution, and resolute constancie,
wherewith so many yeares you have sustained, and even in spight or athwart
so manifold thorny difficulties, the charge and conduct of their affaires,
which have tossed, turmoyled and removed you in all comers of France, and
still hold you besieged; the happy and successfull forwardnes you, which
only through your wisdome or good fortune have given them, he will easily
say with mee, that in our age we have no patterne of motherly affecttion
more exemplarie than yours. I praise God (Madame) it hathe beene
so well employed : For, the good hopes, which the young Lord of REstissac,
your sonne, giveth of himselfe, fore-shew he shall come to an undoubted
assurance that when he shall come to yeares of discretion, you shall reape
the obedience of a noble, and finde the acknowledgement of a good childe.
But because, by reason of his child-hood, he could not take notice of the
exceeding kindnesse and many-fold offices he hath received from you, my
meaning is, that if ever these my compositions shall haply one day come
into his hands (when-peradventure I shall neither have mouth nor speech
to declare it unto him), he receive this testimonie in all veritie from
me; which shall also more lively be testified unto him by the good effects,
(whereof, if so it please God, be shall have a sensible feeling) that there
is no Gentleman in France more endebted to his mother than he; and that
hereafter he cannot yeeld a more certaine proofe of his goodnes, and testimonie
of his vertue, than in acknowledging and confessing you for such.
If there be any truly-naturall law, that is to say, any instinct, universally
and perpetually imprinted, both in beasts and us, (which is not without
controversie) I may, according to mine opinion, say, that next to the care
which each living creature hath to his preservation, and to flie what doth
hurt him, the affection which the engenderer beareth his off-spring holds
the second place in this ranke. And
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forasmuch as nature seemeth to have recommended the same unto us, ayming
to extend, encrease, and advance the successive parts or parcels of this
her frame; it is no wonder if backagaine it is not so great from children
unto fathers. This other Aristotelian consideration remembred: that
hee who doth benefit+ another, loveth him
better than hee is beloved of him againe; and hee to whom a debt is owing,
loveth better than hee that oweth: And every workman loveth his worke better
than hee should bee beloved of it againe, if it had sense or feeling.
Forasmuch as we love to be, and being consisteth in moving and action;
therefore is every ma-n, in some sort or other.. in his owne workmanship.
Whosoever doth a good deed, exerciseth a faire and honest action: whosoever
receiveth exerciseth only a profitable action. And profit is nothing
so much to be esteemed or loved as
honesty+.{PlainDealer+}
Honesty is firme and permanent, affording him that did it a constant gratification.
Profit is very slipperie and easily lost, nor is the memorie of it so sweet
or so fresh. Such things are dearest unto us, that have cost us most;
and to give is of more cost that to take. Since it hath pleased God
to endow us with some capacitie of discourse, that as beasts we should
not servily be subjected to common lawes, but rather with judgement and
voluntary liberty apply ourselves unto them; we ought somewhat to yeeld
unto the simple auctoritie of Nature, but not suffer her tyranny to carry
us away: only reason ought to have the conduct of our inclinations.
As for me, my tast is strangely distasted to its propensions, which in
us are produced without the ordinance and direction of our judgement. As
upon this subject I speak of, I cannot receive this passion, wherewith
some embrace children scarsly borne,. having neither motion in the soule,
nor forme well to be distinguished in the body whereby they might make
themselves lovely or amiable. And I could never well endure to have
them brought up or nursed neere about me. A true and well ordered
affection ought to be borne and augmented, with the knowledge they owe
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then, if they deserve it (naturall inclination marching hand in hand
with reason) to cherish and make much of them, with a perfect fatherly
love and loving friendship, and conformably to judge of them if they be
otherwise, alwayes yeelding our selves unto reason, notwithstanding natural
power. For the most part, it goeth cleane contrary, and commonly
we feele our selves more moved with the sports, idlenesses wantonnesse,
and infant- trifles of our children, than afterward we do with all their
actions, when they bee men: As if we had loved them for our pastimes,
as we do apes, monkies, or perokitoes, and not as man. And some that
liberally furnish them with sporting bables while they be children, will
miserably pinch it in the least expense for necessaries when they grow
men. Nay, it seemeth that the jelousie we have to see them appeare
into, and injoy the world, when we are ready to leave them, makes us more
sparing and close-handed toward them. It vexeth and grieveth us when
we see them following us at our heels, supposing they solicite us to be
gone hence: {Hal+}
And if we were to feare that since the order of things beareth, that they
cannot indeed, neither be, nor live, but by our being and life, we should
not meddle to be fathers. As for mee, I deeme it a kind of cruelty
and injustice, not to receive them into the share and society of our goods,
and to admit them as Partners in the understanding of our domestical affaires
(if they be once capable of it and not to cut off and shut-up our commodities
to provide for theirs, since we have engendred them to that purpose.
It is meere injustice to see an old, crazed, sinnow-shronken, and nigh
dead father sitting alone in a Chimny-corner, to enjoy so many goods as
would suffice for the preferment and entertainment of many children, and
in the meane while, for want of meanes, to suffer them to lose their best
dayes and yeares, without thrusting them into publike service and knowledge
of men; whereby they are often cast into dispaire, to seeke, by some way
how unlawfull soever to provide for their necessaries. And in my
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good houses so given to stealing and filching, that no correction could
divert them from it. I know one very well alied, to whom, at the
instance of a brother of his (a most honest, gallant, and vertuous Gentleman)
I spake to that purpose, who boldly answered and confessed unto me, that
only by the rigor and covetism of his father he had beene forced and driven
to fall into such lewdnesse and wickednesse. And even at that time
he came from stealing certaine jewels from a Lady, in whose bed-chamber
he fortuned to come with certaine other Gentlemen when she was rising,
and had almost beene taken. He made me remember a tale I had heard
of another Gentleman, from his youth so fashioned and inclined to this
goodly trade of pilfering that comming afterward to be heire and Lord of
his owne goods, resolved to give over that manner of life, could notwithstanding
(if he chanced to come neere a shop, where he saw any thing he stood in
need of) not chuse but steale the same, though afterward he would ever
send mony and pay for it. And I have seene diverse so inured to that
vice, that amongst their companios they would ordinarily steale such things
as they would restore againe. I am a Gascoine, and there is no vice
wherein I have lesse skill: I hate it somewhat more by complexion than
I accuse it by discourse. I doe not so much as desire another mans
goods. And although my Countrey-men be indeed somewhat more taxed
with this fault than other Provinces of France, yet have we seene, of late
dayes, and that sundry times, men well borne and of good parentage in other
parts of France, in the hands of justice, and lawfully convicted of many
most horrible robberies. I am of opinion that in regard of these
debauches and lewd actions, fathers may, in some sort, be blamed, and that
it is only long of them. And if any shall answer mee, as did once
a Gentleman of good worth and understanding, that he thriftily endevoured
to hoard up riches, to no other purpose, nor to have any use and commodity
of them, than to be honoured, respected and suingly sought unto by his
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and that age having bereaved him of all other forces, it was the only
remedy he had left to maintaine himselfe in authority with his houshold,
and keepe him from falling into contempyt and disdaine of all the world.
And truly according to Aristotle, not only old_age+,
but each imbecility, is the promoter and motive of
covetousnesse+. That is something, but it is a remedy for an
evill, whereof the birth should have beene hindered, and breeding avoyded.
That father may truly be said miserable that holdeth the affection of his
children tied unto him by no other meanes than by the need they have of
his helpe, or want of his assistance, if that may be termed affection:
A man should yeeld himselfe respectable by virtue and sufficiency, and
amiable by his goodnesse, and gentlenesse of manners. The very cinders
of so rich a matter have their value: so have the bones and relics of honourable
men, whom we hold in respect and reverence. No age can be so crazed
and drooping in a man that hath lived honourably, but must needs prove
venerable, and especially unto his children, whose minds ought so to be
directed by the parents, that reason and wisdome, not necessity and need,
nor rudenesse and compulsion, may make them know and performe their dutie.
------ et errat longe, mea quidem
sententia,
Qui imperium credat esse gravius aut stabilius,
Vi quod fit, quam illud quod amicitia adjungitur./1
In mine opinion he doth much mistake,
Who, that command more grave, more firme doth take,
Which force doth get, than that which friendships make.
I utterly condemne all manner of violence in the
education of a young spirit, brought up to honour and libertie. There
is a kind of slavishnesse in churlish rigour and servility in compulsion;
and I hold that that which cannot be compassed by reason, wisdome, and
discretion, can never be attained by force and constraint. So was
I brought up: they tell me that in all my youth I never felt rod but twice,
and that very
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lightly. And what education I have had myselfe, the same have
l given mv children. But such is my ill hap,that they dye all very
yong: {usthem+}
yet hath Leonora my only daughter escaped this misfortune, and attained
to the age of six yeares, and somewhat more; for the conduct of whose youth
and punishment childish faults (the indulgence of her mother applying it
selfe very mildly unto it) was never other meanes used but gentle words.
And were my desire frustrate there are diverse other causes to take hold
of without reproving my discipline, which I know to be just and naturall.
I would also have beene much more religious in that towards male-children,
not borne to serve as women and of a freer condition. I should have
loved to have stored their minde with ingenuity and liberty. I have
seene no other effects in rods, but to make childrens mindes more remisse,
or more maliciously headstrong. Desire we
to be loved of our children! Will we remove all occasions from them
to wish our death? (although no occasion of so horrible and unnaturall
wishes can either be just or excusable) nullum scelus rationem habet, no
ill deed hath a good reason. Let us reasonably accommodate their
life with such things as are in our power. And therefore should not
we marry so young that our age do in a manner confound it selfe with theirs.
For, this inconvenience doth unavoidably cast us into many difficulties
and encombrances. This I speake chiefly unto nobility, which is of
an idle disposition, or loitering condition, and which (as we say) liveth
ony by her lands or rents: for else, where life standeth upon gaine, plurality
and company of children is an easefull furtherance of husbandry.
They are as many new implements to thrive, and instruments to grow rich.
I was married at thirty yeares of age and commend the opinion of thirty-five,
which is said to be Aristotles. Plato would have no man married before
thirty, and hath good reason to scoffe at them that will defer it till
after fifty- five and then marry; and condemneth their breed as unworthy
of life and sustenance. Thales appointed the best limits, who by
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mother being instantly urged to marry whilest he was young, answered
that it was not yet time; and when he came to be old, he said it was no
more time. A man must refuse opportunity to every importunate action.
The ancient Gaules deemed it a shamefull reproach to have the acquaintance
of a woman before the age of twenty yeares; and did especially recommend
unto men that sought to be trained up in warres the carefull preservation
of their maiden-head until they were of good yeares, forsomuch as by losing
it
in youth, courages are thereby much weakned and greatly empaired, and by
coupling with women diverted from all vertuous action. {effeminacy+}
Ma hor congiunto i giovinetta sposa,
Lieto homai de' figli', era invilito
Ne gli afetti di padre et di marito./1
But now conjoyn'd to a fresh-springing spouse,
Joy'd in his children, he was thought-abased,
In passions twixt a sire and husband placed.
Muleasses King of Thunes, he whom the Emperor
Charles the fifth restored unto his owne state againe, was wont to upbraid
his fathers memorie for so dissolutely-frequenting of women, {Gloucester+}
terming him a sloven, effeminate, and a lustfull engenderer of children.
The Greek storie doth note Iccus the Tarentine, Crisso, Astyllus, Diopompus,
and others, who to keep their bodies tough and strong for the service of
the Olympicke courses, wrestlings and such bodily exercises they did, as
long as they were possessed with that care, heedefully abstaine from all
venerian acts and touching of women. In a certaine country of the
Spanish Indies, no man was suffered to take a wife before he were thirtie
yeares old, and women might marry at ten yeares of age. There is
no reason, neither is it convenient, that a Gentleman of five and thirtie
yeares should give place to his sonne, that is but twenty: For then
is the father as seemly and may as well appear and set himselfe forward,
in all manner of voyages of warres as well by
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land as sea, and doe his prince as good service, in court or elsewhere,
as his sonne: He hath need of all his parts and ought truly to impart
them, but so that be forget not himselfe for others: And to such
may justly that answer serve which fathers have commonly in their mouthes:
'I will not put off my clothes before I be ready to go to bed. But
a father over- burthened with yeares and crazed through sicknesse and by
reason of weaknesse and want of health barred from the common society of
men, doth both wrong himself, injure his, idly and to no use to hoord up
and keepe close a great heape of riches and deal of pelfe. He is
in state good enough, if he be wise to have a desire to put off his clothes
to goe to bed. I will not say to his shirt, but to a good warme night
gowne, As for other pomp and trash whereof hee hath no longer use or need,
hee ought willingly to distribute and bestow them amongst those to whom
by naturall degree they ought to belong. It is reason he should have
the use and bequeath the fruition of them, since nature doth also deprive
him of them, otherwise without doubt there is both envy and malice stirring.
The worthiest action that ever the Emperour Charles the fifth performed
was this, in imitation of some ancients of his quality, that he had the
discretion to know that reason commanded us to strip or shift our selves
when our cloathes trouble and are too heavy for us, and that it is high
time to go to bed when our legs faile us. {usthem+}
He resigned his meanes, his greatnesse and Kingdome to his Sonne, at what
time he found his former undanted resolution to decay, and force to conduct
his affaires to droope in himselfe, together with the glory he had thereby
acquired.
Solve senescentem mature sanus equum ne
Peccet ad extremum ridentus, et ilia ducat./1
If you be wise, the horse growne-old betimes cast-off,
Lest he at last fall lame, foulter, and breed a skoffe.
This fault for a man not to be able to know himselfe betimes and not to
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alteration that age doth naturally bring, both to the body and the minde
(which in my opinion is equall if the mind hath but one halfe), hath lost
the reputation of the most part of the great men in the world. I
have in my dayes both seene and familiarly knowen some men of great authority,
whom a man might easily discerne, to be strangely fallen from that ancient
sufficiency, which I know by the reputation they had thereby attained unto
in their best yeares. I could willingly for their honors sake have
wisht them at home about their own businesse, discharged from all negotiations
of the commonwealth and employments of war that were no longer fit for
them. I have sometimes beene familiar in a Gentleman's house, who
was both an old man and a widdower, yet lusty of his age. This man
had many daughters marriageable and a sonne grown to mans state and ready
to appeare in the world; a thing that drew-on and was the cause of great
charges and many visitations, wherein he tooke but little pleasure, not
only for the continuall care hee had to save but more by reason of his
age, hee had betoken himselfe to a manner of life farre different from
ours. I chanced one day to tell him somewhat boldly (as my custome
is) {Kent+} that
it would better beseeme him to give us place and resigne his chiefe house
to his sonne (for he had no other mannor-house conveniently well furnished),
and quietly retire himselfe to some farme of his where no man might trouble
him or disturbe his rest, since he could not otherwise avoid our importunitie,
seeing the condition of his children; who afterward followed my counsell
and found great ease by it. It is not to be said that they hate any
thing given them by such a way of obligation, which a man may not recall
againe: I, that am ready to play such a part, would give over unto
them the full possession of my house and enjoying of my good and limited
condition as if they should give me occasion, I might repent myself of
my gift and revoke my deed. I would leave the use and fruition of all unto
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same. And touching the disposing of all matters in grosse, I would
reserve what I pleased unto my selfe. Having ever judged that it
must be a great contentment to an aged father, himselfe to direct his children
in the government of his household affaires, and to be able whilest himselfe
liveth to checks and controule their demeanors, storing them with instruction
and advised counsell, according to the experience he hath had of them,
and himselfe to address the ancient honour and order of his house in the
hands of his successours, and that way warrant himselfe of the hope hee
may conceive of their future conduct and or successe. And to this
effect I would not shun their company. I would not be far from them,
but as much as the condition of my age would permit, enjoy and be a partner
of their sports, mirths, and feasts. If I did not continually live
amongst them (as I could not well without offending their meetings and
hindering their recreation, by reason of the peevish. forwardnesse of my
age and the trouble of my infirmities, and also without forcing their rules,
and resisting the forme of life I should then follow), I would at least
live neere them, in some corner of my house, not the best and fairest in
show, but the most easefull and commodious. And not, as some years since
I saw a Deane of S. Hillarie of Poictiers, reduced by reason and
the incommoditie of his melancholy to such a continuall solitarinesse,
that when I entered into his chamber be had never removed one step out
of it in two and twenty yeares before; yet had all his faculties free and
easie, onely a rheume excepted that fell into his stomacke. Scarce
once a weeke would he suffer any body to come and see him. Hee would
ever be shut up in his chamber all alone, where no man should come, except
a boy, who once a day brought him meat, and who might not tarry there,
but as soone as he was in must goe out again. All his exercise was
sometimes to walke up and downe his chamber, aud now and then reade on
some booke (for he had some understanding of letters) but obstinately resolved
to live and dye in that course, as he did shortly after. I would
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a kinde of civil demeanour and milde conversation to breede and settle
in my children a true-harty loving friendship, and unfained good will towards
me: a thing easily obtained amongst well-borne mindes, For if they prove,
or be such surly-furious beasts, or given to churlish disobedience, as
our age bringeth forth thousands, they must as beasts be hated, as churls
neglected, and as degenerate avoided. I hate this custome, to forbid
children to call their fathers father, and to teach them another strange
name, as of more reverence; as if nature had not sufficiently provided
for our authoritie. We call God Almighty by the name of father, and disdaine
our children should call us so. I have reformed this fault in mine
owne household. It is also folly and injustice to deprive children,
especially being of competent age, of their fathers familiaritie, and ever
to shew them a surly, austere, grim, and disdainefall countenance, hoping
thereby, to keepe them in awfull feare and duteous obedience. For
it is a very unprofitable proceedingy and which maketh fathers yrkesome
unto children, and which is worse, ridiculous. They have youth and strength
in their hands, and consequently the breath and favour of the world; and
doe with mockery and contempt receive these churlish, fierce, and tyrannical
countenances, from a man that hath no lusty bloud left him, neither in
his heart nor in his vaines; meere bugbeares, and scar crowes, to scare
birdes withall. If it lay in my power to make my selfe feared, I
had rather make my selfe beloved. {tyrant+}
There are so many sorts of defects in age, and so much impuissance; it
is so subject to contempt, that the best purchase it can make is the good
will, love and affection of others. {Koffka+}
Commandement and feare are no longer her weapons. I have knowne one
whose youth had beene very imperious and rough, but when he came to mans
age, although hee live in as good plight and health as may be, yet he chaseth,
he scoldeth, he brawleth, he fighteth, he sweareth, and biteth, as the
most boistrous and tempestuous master of France; he frets and consumes
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with carke and care and vigilancy (all which is but a jugling and ground
for his familiar to play upon, and cozen him the more) as for his goods,
his garners, his cellars, his coffers, yea his purse, whilst himselfe keepes
the keyes of them close in his bosome and under his boulster, as charily
as he doth his eyes, other enjoy and command the better part of them; whilst
he pleaseth and flattereth himselfe with the niggardly sparing of his table,
all goth to wracke, and is lavishly wasted in divers corners of his house,
in play, in riotous spending, and in soothingly entertaining the accompts
or tales of his vaine chasing, foresight, and providing. Every man
watcheth and keepeth sentinell against him, if any silly or heedless servant
doe by fortune apply himselfe unto it, he is presently made to suspect
him. A quality on which age doth immediately bite of it selfe. How
many times hath he vaunted and applauding himselfe the strict orders of
his house, of his good husbandry, of the awe he kept his household in,
and of the exact obedience and regardfull reverence he received of all
his family, and how cleare-sighted he was in his own businesse:
Ille solus nescit omnia./1
Of all things none but he,
Most ignorant must be.
I know no man that could produce more parts, both
naturall and artificiall, fit to preserve his masterie, and to maintaine
his absolutenesse, than be doth; yet is hee cleane falne from them like
a childe. Therefore have I made choice of him amongst many such conditions
that I know, as most exemplare. It were a matter beseeming a scholasticall
question, whether it be better so or otherwise. In his presence all
things give place unto him. This vaine course is ever left unto his
authority, that he is never gain-said. He is had in awe, he is feared,
he is beleeved, he is respected his belly-full, Doth he discharge any boy
or servant? he presently trusseth up his packe, then he is gone;
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but whither? onely out of his sight, not out of his house. The
steps of age are so slow, the senses so troubled, the minde so distracted,
that he shall live and doe his office a whole year in one same house, and
never be perceived. And when fit time or occasion serveth, letters
are produced from farre places, humbly suing and pittifully complayning,
with promises to doe better and to amend, by which he is brought into favour
and office again. Doth the master make any bargaine or dispatch that
pleaseth not, it is immediately smothered and supressed soon after forging
causes, and devising colourable excuses, to excuse the want of execution
or answer. No forraine letters being first presented unto him, he seeth
but such as are fit for his knowledge. lf peradventure they come into his
hands, as he that trusteth some one of his men to reade them unto him,
he will presently devise what he thinketh good, whereby they often invent
that such a one seemeth to aske him forgivenesse, that wrongeth him by
his letter. To conclude, he never lookes into his owne businesse,
but by a disposed, designed and as much as may be pleasing image, so contrived
by such as are about him, because they will not stirre up his choler, move
his impatience, and exasperate his frowardnesse. I have seene under
different formes many long and constant, and of like effect, economies.
It is ever proper unto women to be readily bent to contradict and crosse
their husbands. They will with might and maine, hand over head, take
hold of any colour oG thwart and withstand them: the first excuse they
meet with serves them as a plenary justification. I have seene some that
would in grosse steale from their husbands to the end (as they told their
Confessor) they might give the greater almes. Trust you to such religious
dispensations. They thinke no libertie to have or managing to possesse
sufficient authoritie, if it come from their husbands consent: They
must necessarily usurpe it, either by wily craft or maine force, and ever
iniuriouslv, thereby to give it more grace and authoritie. As in my discourse,
when it is
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against a poore old man, and for children, then take they hold of this
title, and therewith gloriously serve their turne and passion, and as in
a common servitude, easily usurpe and monopolize against his government
and domination. If they be men-children, tall, of good spirit, and
forward, then they presently suborne, either by threats, force, or favour,
both Steward, Bailiffe, Clarke, Receiver, and all the Fathers Officers,
and Servant. Such as have neither wife nor children, do more hardly
fall into his mischiefe; but yet more cruelly and unworthily. Old
Cato was wont to say, 'So many servants, so many enemies. Note whether
according to the distance that was between the purity of his age, and the
corruption of our times, he did not fore-warne us that wives, children,
and servants are to us so many enemies. Well fits it decrepitude
to store us with the sweet benefit of ignorance and unperceiving facility
wherewith we are deceived. If we did yeeld unto it, what would become of
us? Doe we not see that even then if we have any suits in lawe, or
matters to be decided before Judges, both Lawyers+
and Judges will commonly take part with and favour our childrens causes
against us, as men interested in the same? And if I chance not to
spy or plainly perceive how I am cheated, cozoned and beguiled, I must
of necessitie discover in the end how I am subject, and may be cheated,
beguiled, and cozened. And shall the tongue of man ever bee able
to expresse the ynvaluable worth of a friend+,
in comparison of these civill bonds? The lively image and idea whereof
I perceive to be among beasts so unspotted. Oh, with what religion doe
I respect and observe the same! If others deceive me, yet do I not
deceive my selfe, to esteeme my selfe capable and of power to looke unto
my selfe, nor to trouble my braines to yeeld my selfe unto it. I
doe beware and keepe my selfe from such treasons, and cunny- catching in
mine owne bosome, not by an unquiet and tumultuary curiosity, but rather
by a diversion and resolution. When I heare the state of any one
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selfe on him, but presently cast mine eyes on my selfe, and all my wits
together, to see in what state I am, aud how it goeth with me. Whatsoever
concerneth him, the same hath relation to me. His fortunes forewarne
me, and summon up my spirits that way; There is no day nor houre but we
speake that of others we might properly speake of ourselves, could we as
well enfold as we can infold our consideration. {common+}
And many authours doe in this manner wound the protection of their cause
by over- rashly running against that which they take hold of, thirling
such darts at their enemies that might with much more advantage be cast
at them. The Lord of Montluc, late one of the Lord Marshals of France,
having lost his sonne, who died in the Iland of Madera, a worthy, forward
and gallant young gentleman, and truely of good hope, amongst other his
griefes and regrets did greatly move me to condole the infinite displeasure
and hearts- sorrow that he felt, inasmuch as he had never communicated
and opened himselfe vnto him: for, with his austere humour and continuall
endevouring to hold a grimme-stern-fatherly gravity over him, he had lost
the meanes perfectly to finde and throughly to know his sonne, and so to
manifest vnto him the extreme affection he bare him, and the worthy judgement
he made of his vertue. 'Alas,' was he wont to say, 'the poore lad saw never
anything in me but a severe-surly countenance, full of disdaine, and haply
was possessed with this conceit, that I could neither love nor esteeme
him according to his merits. Ay- me, to whom did I reserve, to discover
that singular and loving affection which in my soule I bare vnto him?
Was it not he that should have had all the pleasure and acknowledgenient
thereof? I have forced and tormented my selfe to maintaine this vaine
maske, and have vtterly lost the pleasure of his conversation, and therwithal
his good will, which surely was but faintly cold towards me, forsomuch
as he never received but rude entertainement of me, and never felt but
a tyrannicall proceeding in me towards him. I am of opinion his complaint
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grounded. For, as I know by certaine experience, there is no comfort
so sweet in the losse of friends, as that our owne knowledge or conscience
tels vs we never omitted to tell them everything, and expostulate all matters
vnto them, and to have had a perfect and free communication with them.
Tell me, my good friend, am I the better or the worse by having a taste
of it? Surely I am much the better. His griefe doth both comfort
and honour mee. Is it not a religious and pleasing office of my life
for ever to make the obsequies thereof? Can there be any pleasure
worth this privation? I doe vnfold and open my self as much as I can to
mine owne people, and willingly declare the state of my will and judgment
towards them, as commonly I doe towards all men: I make haste to
produce and present my selfe, for I would have no man mistake me, in what
part soever. Amongst other particular customes which our ancient
Gaules had as Caesar affirmeth), this was one, that children never came
before their fathers, nor were in any publike assembly seene in their company,
but when they began to beare armes: as if they would infer that then was
the time fathers should admit them to their acquaintance and familiarity.
I have also observed another kinde of indiscretion in some fathers of our
times, who during their owne life would never be induced to acquaint or
impart vnto their children that share or portion which, by the Law of Nature,
they were to have in their fortunes: nay, some there are who, after their
death, bequeath and commit the same auctority over them and their goods,
vnto their wives, with full power and law to dispose of them at their pleasure.
And my selfe have knowen a Gentleman, a chiefe officer of our crowne, that
by right and hope of succession (had he lived unto it) was to inherit above
fifty thousand crownes a yeere good land, who at the age of more then fifty
yeeres, fell into such necessity and want, and was run so farre in debt,
that he had nothing left him, and, as it is supposed, died for very need:
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his lands and possessed all his goods, by vertue of his fathers will
and testament, who had lived very neere foure-score years: a thing (in
my conceit) no way to be commended, but rather blamed. Therefore
doe I thinke that a man but little advantaged or bettered in estate who
is able to liue of himselfe, and is out of debt, especially if he have
children, and goeth about to marry a wife that must have a great joynter
out of his lands, assuredly there is no other debt that brings more ruine
vnto houses than that. My predecessors have commonly followed this
counsell, and so have I, and all have found good by it. But those
that disswade vs from marrying of rich wives, lest they might proove over
disdainefull and peevish, or lesse tractable and loving, are also deceived
to make vs neglect and for-goe a reall commoditie for so frivolous a conjecture,
To an vnreasonable woman, it is all one cost to her whether they passe
vnder one reason or vnder another. 'They love to be where they are most
wronged. Injustice doth allure them, as the honour of their vertuous
actions enticeth the good. And by how much richer they are, so much
more milde and gentle are they; as more willingly and gloriously chaste,
by how much fairer they are. Some colour of reason there is, men
should leave the administration of their goods and affaires vnto mothers
whilest their children are not of competent age, or fit according to the
lawes to manage the charge of them: And ill hath their father brought
them vp, if he cannot hope, these comming to yeares of discretion, they
shal have no more wit, reason, and sufficiencie, than his wife, considering
the weaknesse of their sexe. Yet truly were it as much against nature
so to order things that mothers must wholy depend on their childrens discretion.
They ought largely and competently to be provided wherewith to maintaine
their estate according to the quality of their house and age: because 'need
and want is much more unseemely and hard to he indured in women than in
men:' And children rather than mothers ought to be charged therewith.
In generall, my opinion is that the best
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distribution of goods is, when we die, to distribute them according
to the custome of the Country. The lawes have better thought vpon
them than we: And better is it to let them erre in their election
than for vs rashly to hazard to faile in ours. They are not properly
our owne, since without vs, and by a civil prescription, they are appointed
to certaine successours. And albeit we have some further liberty,
I thinke it should be a great and most apparent cause to induce vs to take
from one, and barre him from that which Fortune hath allotted him, and
the common lawes and Justice hath called him unto: And that against
reason we abuse this liberty, by suting the same unto our priuate humours
and frivolous fantasies. My fortune hath beene good, inasmuch as
yet it never presented me with any occasions that might tempt or divert
my affections from the common and lawful ordinance. I see some towards
whom it is but labour lost, carefully to endevour to doe any good offices.
A word ill taken defaceth the merit of ten yeeres. Happy he that,
at this last passage, is ready to sooth and applaud their will. The
next action transporteth him; not the best and most frequent offices, but
the freshest and present worke the deede. They are the people that
play with their wils and testaments as with apples and rods, to gratify
or chastize every action of those who pretend any interest thereunto.
It is a matter of over-long pursute, and of exceeding consequence, at every
instance to be thus dilated, and wherein the wiser sort establish themselves
once for all, chiefely respecting reason and publike observance.
We somewhat over-much take these masculine substitutions to hart, and propose
a ridiculous eternity unto our names. We also over-weight such vaine
future conjectures, which infant-spirits give vs. It might peradventure
have beene from out my rancke, because I was the dullest, the slowest,
the unwillingest, the most leaden-pated to learn my lesson or any good,
that ever was not onely of all my brethren, but of all the children in
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my exercise of the minde or body. It is follie to trie any extraordinarie
conclusions vpon the trust of their divinations+,
wherein we are so often deceived. If this rule may be contradicted,
and the destinies corrected, in the choice they have made of our heires,
with so much more apparence, may it be done in consideration of some remarkable
and enormous corporall deformtie; a constant and incorrigible vice; and
according to vs great esteemers of beautie; a matter of important prejudice.
The pleasant dialogue of Plato the law-giver, with his citizens, will much
honour this passage: "Why then,' say they, perceiving their end to approach,
'shall we not dispose of that which, is our owne towhom and according as
we please? O Gods, what cruelty is this? That it shall not
be lawfull for us to give or bequeath more or lesse, according to our fantasies,
to such as have served us, and taken paines with us in our sicknesses,
in our age, and in our business? To whom the law-giver answereth in this
manner: 'My friends,' saith he, 'who doubtlesse shall shortly die, it is
a hard matter for you both to know yourselves and what is your's according
to the Delphike inscription: As for me, who am the maker of your lawes,
I am of opinion that neither yourselves are your owne, nor that which you
enjoy. {property+} And both you and
your goods, past and to come, belong to your familie; and, moreover, both
your families and your goods are the
common_wealths+. Wherefore, lest any flatterer, either in your
age or in time of sickness, or any other passion, should unadvisedly induce
you to make any unlawfull conveyance or unjust will and testament, I will
looke to you and keepe you from it. But having an especiall respect both
to the universall interest of your Citie, and particular state of your
houses, I will establish lawes, and by reason make you perceive and confesse
that a particular commoditie ought to yeeld to a publike benefit.
Follow that course meerely whereto humane necessitie doth call you.
To me it belongeth, who have no more regard to one thing than to another,
and who, as much as I can, take care for the general, to
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have a regardful respect of that which you leave behind you. But
to return to my former discourse, me thinkes we seldome see that woman
borne to whom the superioritie or majestie over men is due, except the
motherly and naturall; unlesse it be for the chastisement of such as by
some fond-febricitant humour have voluntarily submitted themselves unto
them: But that doth nothing concerne old women, of whom we speake
here. It is the apparence of this consideration hath made us to frame
and willingly to establish this law (never seene elsewhere) that barreth
women from the succession of this crowne, and there are few principalities
in the world where it is not alleaged, as wel as here, by a likely and
apparent reason, which authoriseth the same. But fortune hath given
more credit unto it in some places than in other some. It is dangerous
to leave the dispensation of our succession unto their judgement, according
to the choyse they shall make of their children, which is most commonly
unjust and fantasticall. For the same unrulie appetite and distasted
relish, or strange longings, which they have when they are great with child,
the same have they at al times in their minds. They are commonly
seene to affect the weakest, the simplest and most abject, or such, if
they have any, that had more need to sucke. For, wanting reasonable discourse
to chuse, and embrace what they ought, they rather suffer themselves to
be directed where nature's impressions are most single as other creatures,
which take no longer knowledge of their yonng ones than they are sucking.
Moreover, experience doth manifestly shew unto us that the same naturall
affection to which we ascribe so much authoritie, hath but a weake foundation.
For a very small gaine we daily take mothers owne children from them and
induce them to take charge of ours. Doe we not often procure them
to bequeath their children to some fond, filthie, sluttish, and unhealthie
nurce, to whom we would be very loth to commit ours, or to some brutish
goat, not onely forbidding them to nurce and feed their owne children,
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may betide them, but also to have any care of them, to the end they
may the more diligently follow and carefully attend the service of ours?
Whereby wee soone see through custome a certaine kinde of bastard affection
to be engendered in them, more vehement than the naturall, and to be much
more tender and carefull for the welfare and preservation of other men's
children than for their owne. And the reason why I have made mention
of goats is, beeause it is an ordinarie thing round about me where I dwell
to see the countrie women, when they have not milke enough to feed their
infants with their owne breasts, to call for goats to helpe them.
And myselfe have now two lackies wayting on me, who except it were eight
daies never suck't other milk than goats. They are presently to come
at call and give young infants sucke, and become so well acquainted with
their voice that when they heare them crie they runne forthwith unto them.
And if by chance they have any other child put to their teats then their
nurseling, they refuse and reject him, and so doth the child a strange
goat. Myselfe saw that one not long since, from whom the father tooke
a goat, which he had sucked two or three daies, because he had but borrowed
it of one of his neighbours, who could never be induced to sucke any other,
whereby he shortly died, and, as I verily thinke, of meere hunger. {usthem+}
Beasts, as well as we, doe soon alter, and easily bastardize their naturall
affection. I believe that in that which Herodotus reporteth of a certaine
province of Libia, their often followeth great error and- mistaking.
He saith that men doe indifferently use, and as it were in common frequent
women, and that the childe, as soone as he is able to goe, comming to any
solemne meetings and great assemblies, led by a naturall instinct, findeth
out hes owne father; where being turned loose in the middest of the multitude,
looke what man the childe: doth first addresse his steps unto, and then
goe to him, the same is ever afterward reputed to be his right father.
Now if we shall duly consider this simple occasion of loving our children,
because we have
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begotten them, for which we mu them our other selves; it seemes there
is another production coming from us, and which is of no lesse recommendation
and consequence. For what we engender by the minde, the fruits of
our courage, sufficiencie, or spirit, are brought forth by a far more noble
part than the corporall, and more our owne. We are both father and
mother together in this generation; such fruits cost us much dearer and
bring us more honour, and chiefly if they have any good or rare thing in
them. For the value of our other children is much more theirs than
ours. The share we have in them is but little, but of these all the
beautie, all the grace, and all the worth is ours. And therefore
do they represent and resemble us much more lively than others. Plato
addeth, moreover, that these are immortant issues, and immortalize their
fathers, yea and desire them, as Licurgus, Solon, and Minos. All
histories being full of examples of this mutuall friendship of fathers
toward their children, I have not thought it amisse to set downe some choice
ones of this kinde. Heliodorus, that good Bishop of Tricea, loved
rather to lose the dignity, profit, and devotion of so venerable a prelateship
than to forgoe his daughter, a young woman to this day commended for her
beautie, but haply somewhat more curiously and wantonly pranked up than
beseemed the daughter of a churchman and a Bishop, and of over-amorous
behaviour. There was one Labienus, in Rome, a man of great worth
and authority, and amongst other commendable qualities, most excellent
in all manner of learning, who, as I thinke, was the sonne of that great
Labienus, chiefe of all the captaines that followed and were under Caesar
in the warres against the Gaules, and who afterward taking great Pompey's
part, behaved himselfe so valiantly and so constantly, that he never forsooke
him untill Caesar defeated hm@ in Spaine. This Labienus, of whom
I spake, had many that envied his vertues: but above all, as it is likely,
courtiers, and such as in his time were favored of the Emperors, who hated
his franknesse,{PlainDealer+}
his fatherly humors, and distaste he bare
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still against tyrannie, wherewith it may be supposed he had stuffed
his bookes and compositions. His adversaries vehemently pursued him
before the magistrate of Rome, and prevailed so far that many of his works
which he had published were condemned to be burned. He was the first
on whom this new example of punishment was put in practice, which after
continued long in Rome, and executed on divers others, to punish learning,
studies, and writings with death and consuming fire. There were neither
means enough, or matter sufficient of crueltie, unlesse we had entermingled
among them things which nature hath exempted from all sense and sufferance,
as reputation, and the inventions of our minde: and except we communicated
corporall mischiefs unto disciplines and monuments of the muses.
Which losse Labienus could not endure, nor brooke to survive those his
deare and highly-esteemed issues, and therefore caused himselfe to be carried,
and shut up alive within his authors monument, where, with a dreadlesse
resolution, he at once provided both to kill himselfe and be buried together.
It is hard to shew any more vehement fatherly affection than that.
Cassius Severus, a most eloquent man, and his familiar friend, seeing his
bookes burnt, exclaimed, that by the same sentenee hee should therewithall
be condemned to be burned alive, for hee still bare and kept in minde what
they contained in them. A like accident happened to Geruntius Cordus, who
was accused to have commended Brutus and Cassius in his bookes. That
base, senile, and corrupted Senate, and worthie of a farre worse master
than Tiberius, adjudged his writings, to be consumed by fire; and he was
pleased to accompany them in their death, for he pined away by abstaining
from all manner of meat. That notable man Lucane, being adjudged
by that lewd varlet, Nero, to death, at the latter end of his life, when
al his bloud was well-nigh spent from out the veins of his arme, which
by his physician he had caused to be opened to hasten his death, and that
a chilling cold began to seize the uttermost parts of his
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limbes, and approach his vital spirits, the last thing he had in memory
was some of his owne verses, written in his booke of the Pharsalian warres,
which with a distinct voice hee repeated, and so yeelded up the ghost,
having those last words in his mouth. What was that but a kinde,
tender, and fatherly farewell which he tooke of his children? representing
the last adiewes, and parting embracements, which at our death we give
vnto our dearest issues? And an effect of that naturall inclination,
which in that last extremity puts us in minde of those things which in
our life we have held dearest and most precious? Shall we imagine
that Epicurus, who (as himselfe said) dying tormented with the extreme
paine of the chollik, had all his comfort in the beauty of the doctrine
which he left behinde him in the world, would have received as much contentment
of a number of well-borne and better-bred children (if he had had any)
as he did of the production of his rich compositions? And if it had
beene in his choise, to leave behind him either a counterfeit, deformed,
or ill-borne childe, or a foolish, triviall, and idle booke, not onely
he, but all men in the world besides of like learning and sufficiency,
would much rather have chosen to incurre the former than the latter mischiefe.
It might peradventure be deemed impiety in Saint Augustine (for example-
sake) if on the one part one should propose unto him to bury all his bookes,
whence our religion receiveth so much good, or to interre his children
of in case he had any) that he would not rather chuse to bury his children,
or the issue of his loynes, than the fruits of his minde. And I wot
not well, whether my selfe should not much rather desire to beget and produce
a perfectly-well-shaped and excellently-qualited infant, by the acquaintance
of the Muses than by the acquaintance of my wife. Whatsoever I give
to this, let the world allow of it as it please, I give it as purely and
irrevocable as any man can give it to his corporall children. That
little good which I have done him is no longer in my disposition.
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longer, and hold of me what I could not hold my selfe: and which (if
need should require) I must borrow of him as of a stranger. If I
be wiser than be, he is richer than I. There are few men given unto
Poesie that would not esteeme it for a greater honour to be the fathers
of Virgils AEneidos than of the goodliest boy in Rome, and that would not
rather endure the losse of the one than the perishing of the other.
For, according to Aristotle, 'Of all workemen, the Poet is principally
the most amorous of his productions and conceited of his Labours.
It is not easie to be beleeved that Epaminondas, who wanted to leave some
daughters behind him, which unto all posterity, should one day highly honour
their father (they were the two famous victories which be had gained of
the Lacedemonians) would ever have given his free consent to change them
with the best-borne, most gorgeous, and goodliest damsels of all Greece:
or that Alexander and Caesar did ever wish to be deprived of the greatnesse
of their glorious deeds of warre, for the commodity to have children and
heires of their owne bodies, how absolutely-perfect and well accomplished
so ever they might be. Nay, I mahe a great question whether Phidias,
or any other excellent Statuary, would as highly esteeme and dearely love
the preservation and successfull continuance of his naturall children,
as be would an exquisite and matchlesse-wrought Image, that with long study
and diligent care he had perfected according unto art. And as concerning
those vicious and furious passions which sometimes have inflamed some fathers
to the love of their daughters, or mothers towards their, sonnes, the very
same and more partially-earnest is also found in this other kinde of childe-bearing
and aliance. Witnesse that which is reported of Pigmalion, who having
curiously framed a goodly statue of a most singularly-beauteous woman,
was so strange- fondly and passionately surprised with the lustfull love
of his owne workmanship that the Gods through his raging importunity were
faine in favour of him to give it life.
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Tentatum mollescit ebur, positogue rigore
Subsidit digitis./1
As he assaid it, th' ivory softned much,
And (hardnesse left) did yeeld to fingers touch.
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1 OVID. Metam 1. x. 283.
CHAPTER 2.IX+
OF THE PARTHIANS ARMES IT is a vitious, fond, fashion of the Nobility
and Gentry of our age, and full of nice-tendernesse, never to betake themselves
to armes, except upon some urgent and extreme necessitie: and to quit them
as soone as they perceive the least hope or apparence that the danger is
past; Whence ensue many disorders, and inconveniences: For, every
one running and calling for his armes when the alarum is given, some have
not yet buckled their cuirace when their fellowes are already defeated.
Indeed our forefathers would have their Caske, Lance, Gantlets, and Shields
carried, but so long as the service lasted, themselves would never leave-off
their other peeces. Our troopes are now all confounded and disordered,
by reason of bag and baggage, of carriages of lackies, and foot-boies,
which because of their masters armes they carry, can never leave them.
Titus Livius, speaking of the French, saith, Intolerantissima laboris
corpora vix arma humeris gerebant: Their bodies most impatient
of labour could hardly beare armour on their backes. /1 Divers Nations,
as they did in former times, so yet at this day, are seene to goe to the
warres, without any thing about them, or if they had, it was of no defence;
but were all naked and bare.
Tegmina quas capitum raptus de subere cortex./2
Whose caske to cover all their head,
Was made of barke from Corke-tree flea'd.
Alexander, the most daring and hazardous Captain
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1 LIV. Dec. i. 1. 10. 2 VIR. AEn. 1. 742.
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that ever was, did very seldome arme himselfe: And those which
amongst us neglect them, doe not thereby much empaire their reputation.
If any man chance to be slaine for want of an armour, there are as many
more that miscarry with the over-heavy burthen of their armes, and by them
are engaged, and by a counterbutte are brused, or otherwise defeated.
For in truth to see the unweildy weight of our and their thicknesse, it
seemeth we but endevour to defend our selves, and we are rather charged
than covered by them. We have enough to doe to endure the burthen
of them, and are so engived and shackled in them, as if we were to fight
but with the shocke or brunt of our armes, and as if we were as much bound
to defend them as they to shield us. {Agincourt+}
Cornelius Tacitus doth pleasantly quip and jest at the men of war of our
ancient Gaules, so armed, only to maintaine themselves, as they that have
no meane either to offend or to be offended, or to raise themselves being
overthrowne. Lucullus seeing certaine Median men at armes, which
were in the front of Tigranes Army, heavily and unweildily armed, as in
an iron prison, apprehended thereby an opinion that he might easily defeat
them, and began to charge them first, and got the victory. And now
that our Muskettiers, are in such credit, I thinke we shall have some invention
found to immure us up, that so we may be warranted from them, and to traine
us to the warres in Skonces and Bastions, as those which our fathers caused
to be carried by Elephants. A humour farre different from that of
Scipio the younger, who sharply reprooved his souldiers because thy had
scattered certaine Calthrops under the water alongst a dike, by which those
of the Towne that he had besieged might sally out upon him, saying, that
those which assailed should resolve to enterprise and not to feare:
And had some reason to feare that this provision might secure and lull
their vigilancy asleepe to guard themselves. Moreover he said to
a young man, that shewed him a faire shield he had, 'Indeed good youth,
it is a faire one; but a Roman souldier ought to have more confidence in
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right hand than in his left. It is onely custome that makes the
burthen of our armes intolerable unto us.
L'usbergo in dosso haveano, e l'elmo in testa,
Due di quelli guerrier dei quali io canto.
Ne notte o di dopo ch'entraro in questa
Stanza, gl'haveano mai messi da canto;
Che facile a portar come la resta
Era lor, perche in vso l'havean tanto.
Cuirasse on backe did those two warriors beare,
And caske on head, of whom I make report,
Nor day, nor night, after they entred there,
Had they them laid aside from their support
They could with ease them as a garment weare,
For long time had they usde them in such sort.
The Emperour Caracalla in leading of his Army
was ever wont to march afoot armed at all assaies. The Roman footmen
caried not their motions, sword, and target only, as for other armes (saith
Cicero) they were so accustomed to weare them continually, that they hindered
them no more than their limbs: Arma enim, membra militia esse dicunt:
for they say, armor and weapon are a souldiers limbs; but therewithal such
victuals as they should need for a fortnight and a certaine number of stakes
to make their rampards or palisadoes with, so much as weighed three score
pound weight. And Marius, his souldiers thus loden, marching in battal
array, were taught to march five leagues in five hours, yea six if need
required. Their military discipline was much more laboursome than
ours: so did it produce far different effects. Scipio the younger,
reforming his army in Spaine, appointed his souldiers to eat no meat but
standing, and nothing sodden or rosted. It is worth there membrance
how a Lacedemonian+ souldier being
in an expedition of warre, was much noted and blamed because hee was once
seene to seeke for shelter under a house. They were so hardened to
endure all manner of labour and toyle that it was counted a reprochfull
infamy for a souldier to be seene under any other roofe than that of heavens
vault, in what weather soever. {stoicism+}
Were we to doe so, we should never lead our
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men far. Marcellinus, a man well trained in the Roman wars, doth
curiously observe the manner which the Parthians used to arme themselves,
and noteth it so much the more by how much it was far different from the
Romans. They had (saith he) certaine armes so curiously enter-wrought
as they seemed to be made like feathers, which nothing hindered the stirring
of their, bodies and yet so strong, that our darts hitting them did rather
rebound, or glance by, than hurt them (they be the scales our ancestors
were so much wont to use). In another place they had (saith he) their
horses stiffe and strong, covered with thick hides, and themselves armed
from head to foot with massie iron plates so artificially contrived that
where the joynts are there they furthered the motion and helped the stirring.
A man would have said they had been men made of yron, for they had peeces
so handsomly fitted, and so lively representing the forme and parts of
the face, that there was no way to wound them but at certaine little holes
before their eyes, which served to give them some light, and by certaine
chinkes about their nostrils by which they hardly drew breath.
Flexilis inductis animator lamina nembris,
Horribilis visu, credas simulacra moveri
Ferrea, cognatoque viros spirare metallo.
Par vestitus equis, ferrata fronte minantur,
Ferratosque movent securi vulneris armos/1
The bending plate is hook't on limbes orespread,
Fearefull to fight, steele images seem'd lead,
And men to breathe in mettall with them bred,
Like furniture for horse, with steeled head,
They threat, and safe from wound,
With barr'd limbs tread the ground.
Loe-heere a description much resembling the equipage of a complete
French-man-at-armes with all his bards. Plutarke reporteth that Demetrius
caused two armours to be made, each one weighing six score pounds: one
for himselfe, the other for Alcinus, the chiefe man of war that was next
to him: whereas all common armours weighed but three score.
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I MAKE no doubt but it shall often befall me to speake of things which
are better, and with more truth, handled by such as are their crafts-masters.
Here is simply an essay of my natural faculties, and no whit of those that
I have acquired. And he that shall task me with ignorance shall have
no great victory at my hands; for hardly could I give others reasons for
my discourses that give none unto my selfe, and am not well satisfied with
them. He that shall make search after knowledge, let him seek it
where it is: there is nothing I professe lesse. {PlainDealer+}
These are but my fantasies by which endevour not to make things known,
but my selfe. They may haply one day be knowne unto me, or have bin at
other times, according as fortune hath brought me where they were declared
or manifested. But I remember them no more. And if I be a man
of some reading, yet I am a man of no remembering. I conceive no
certainty, except it bee to give notice how farre the knowledge I have
of it doth now reach. Let no man busie himselfe about the matters,
but on the fashion I give them. Let that which I borrow be surveied,
and then tell me whether I have made good choice of ornaments to beautifie
and set foorth the invention which ever comes from mee. For I make
others to relate (not after mine owne fantastie, but as it best falleth
out) what I cannot so well expresse either through unskill of language
or want of judgement. I number not my borrowings, but I weigh them. {ancients+}
And if I would have made their number to prevail, I would have had twice
as many. They are
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all, or almost all, of so famous and ancient names that me thinks they
sufficiently name themselves without mee. If in reasons, comparisons,
and arguments, I transplant any into my soile, or confound them with mine
owne, I purposely conceale the author, thereby to bridle the rashnesse
of these hastie censures that are so headlong cast upon all manner of compositions,
namely young writings of men yet living; and in vulgare that admit all
the world to talke of them and which seemeth to convince the conception
and publike designs alike. I will have them to give
Plutarch+ a bob upon mine own lips, and vex themselves in wronging
Seneca+ in mee. My weaknesse must be hidden under such great
credits. I will love him that shal trace or unfeather me; I meane
through clearenesse of judgement, and by the onely distinction of the force
and beautie of my discourses. For my selfe, who for want of memorie
am ever to seeke how to trie and refine them by the knowledge of their
country, knowe perfectly, by measuring mine owne strength, that my soyle
is no way capable of some over-pretious flowers that therein I find set,
and that all the fruits of my increase could not make it amends. This am
I bound to answer for if I hinder my selfe, if there be either vanitie
or fault in my discourses that I perceive not or am not able to discerne
if they be showed me. For many faults do often escape our eyes; but
the infirmitie of judgement consisteth in not being able to perceive them
when another discovereth them unto us. Knnowledge and truth may be
in us without judgement, and we may have judgement without them yea, the
acknowledgement of ignorance is one of the best and surest testimonies
of judgement that I can finde. {Socrates+} {PlainDealer+}
I have no other sergeant of band to marshal] my rapsodies than fortune.
And looke how my humours or conceits present themselves, so I shuffle them
up. Sometimes they prease thicke and three fold, and other times
they come out languishing one by one. I will have my naturall and
ordinarie pace seen as loose and shuffling as it is. As I am so go
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besides, these are matters that a man may not be ignorant of, and rashly
and casually to speake of them. I would wish to have a more perfect
understanding of things, but I will not purchase it so deare as it cost.
My intention is to passe the remainder of my life quietly and not laboriously,
in rest and not in care. There is nothing I will trouble or vex myself
about, no not for science it selfe, what esteeme soever it be of.
I doe not search and tosse over books but for an honester recreation to
please, and pastime to delight my selfe: or if I studie, I only endevour
to find out the knowledge that teacheth or handleth the knowledge of my
selfe, and which may instruct me how to die_well+
and how to live well.
Has meus ad metas sudet oportet equus./1
My horse must sweating runne,
That this goale may be wonne.
If in reading I fortune to meet with any difficult
plants, I fret not my selfe about them, but after I have given them a charge
or two, I leave them as I found them. Should I earnestly plod upon
them, I should loose both time and my selfe, for I have a skipping wit.
What I see not at the first view, I shall lesse see it if I opinionate
my selfe upon it. I doe nothing without blithnesse; and an over obstinate
continuation and plodding contention doth dazle, du], and wearie the same:
my sight is thereby confounded and diminished. I must therefore withdraw
it, and at fittes goe to it againe. Even as to judge well of the
lustre of scarlet we are taught to cast our eyes over it, in running over
by divers glances, sodaine glimpses and reiterated reprisings. If
one booke seeme tedious unto me I take another, which I follow not with
any earnestnesse, except it be at such houres as I am idle, or that I am
weary with doing nothing. I am not greatly affected to new books, because
ancient_Authors+ are, in my judgement, more full and pithy: nor am
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Greeke_books+, forasmuch as my understanding
cannot well rid his worke with a childish and apprentise intelligence.
Amongst moderne bookes meerly pleasant, I esteeme
Bocace+ his Decameron, Rabelais+, and
the kisses of John the second (if they may be placed under this title),
worth the paines-taking to reade them. As for
Amadis+ and such like trash of writings, they had never the credit
so much as to allure my youth to delight in them. This I will say
more, either boldly or rashly that this old and beavie-pased minde of mine
will no more be pleased with
Aristotle+, or tickled with good Ovid+:
his facility and quaint inventions, which heretofore have so ravished me,
they can now a days scarcely entertaine me. I speake my minde freely
of all things, yea, of such as peradventure exceed my sufficiencie, and
that no way I hold to be of my jurisdiction. What my conceit is of
them is told also to manifest the proportion of my insight, and not the
measure of things. If at any time I finde my selfe distasted of Platoes
Axiochus, as of a forceles worke, due regard had to such an Author, my
judgement doth nothing beleeve it selfe: It is not so fond-hardy,
or selfe-conceited, as it durst dare to oppose it selfe against the authority
of so many other famous ancient judgements, which he reputeth his regents
and masters, and with whom hee had rather erre. He chafeth with,
and condemneth himselfe, either to rely on the superficiall sense, being
unable
to pierce into the centre, or to view the thing by some false lustre.
He is pleased only to warrant himselfe from trouble and unrulinesse:
As for weaknesses he acknowledgeth and ingeniously avoweth the same.
He thinks to give a just interpretation to the apparences which his conception
presents unto him, but they are shallow and imperfect. Most of
Aesopes+ fables have divers senses, and severall interpretations:
Those which inlythologize them, chose some kiude of colour well sutirig
with the fable; but for the most part, it is no other than the firstand
superficiall glosse: There are others more quicke, more siniaowie,
more essentiall, and more internall, into which they could
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never penetrate; and thus thinke I with them. But to follow my
course., I have ever deemed that in Poesie, Virgil, Lucretius, Catullus,
and Horace, doe doubtles by far hold the first ratike: and especially @ir@
in his Georgiks, which I esteeme to be the most accomplished peece of.worke
of Poesie: In comparison of which one may easily discerne, that there
are some passages in the AEneidos to which the Author (had he lived) would
no doubt have given some review or correction: The fifth booke whereof
is (in my minde) the most absolutely perfect. I also love
Lucan+, and willingly read him, not so much for his stile, as for his
owne worth and truth of his opinion and judgement.
As for good Terence, I allow the quaintnesse and grace of his Latine
tongue, and judge him wonderfull conceited and apt, lively to represent
the motions and passions of the minde, and the condition of our manners:
our actions make me often remember him. I can never reade him so
often but still I discover some new grace and beautie in him. Those
that lived about Virgil's time, complained that some would compare Lucretius
unto him. I am of opinion that verily it is an unequall comparison;
yet can I hardly assure my seffe in this opinion whensoever I finde my
selfe entangled in some notable passage of Lucretius. If they were
moved at this comparison, what would they say now of the fond, hardy and
barbarous stupiditie of those which now adayes compare Ariosto unto him?
Nay, what would Ariosto say of it himselfe?
O seclum insipiens et infacetum.
O age that hath no wit,
And small conceit in it.
I thinke our ancestors had also more reason to
cry out against those that blushed not to equall
Plautus+ unto Terence+ (who makes more
show to be a Gentleman) than Lucretius+
unto Virgil+. This one thing doth greatly
advantage the estimation and preferring of
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Terence, that the father of the Roman eloquence, of men of his quality
doth so often make mention of him; and the censure which the chiefs Judge
of the Roman Poets giveth of his companion. It hath often come unto
my minde, how such as in our dayes give themselves to composing of comedies
(as the Italians who are very happy in them) employ three or foure arguments
of Terence and Plautus to nake up one of theirs. In one onely comedy
they will huddle up five or six of Bocaces tales. That which makes
them so to charge themselves with matter, is the distrust they have of
their owne sufficiency, and that they are not able to undergoe so heavie
a burthen with their owne strength. They are forced to finde a body
on which they may rely and leane themselves: and wanting matter of their
owne wherewith to please us, they will have the story or tale to busie
and ammuse us: where as in my Authors it is cleane contrary: The
elegancies, the perfections and ornaments of his manner of speech, make
us neglect and lose the longing for his subject. His quaintnesse
and grace doe still retaine us to him. He is every where pleasantly conceited,
Liquidus puroque simillimus amni,/1
So clearely-neate, so neately-cleare,
As he a fine-pure River were,
and doth so replenish our minde with his graces that we forget those of
the fable. The same consideration drawes me somewhat further.
I perceive that good and ancient Poets have shunned the affectation and
enquest, not only of fantasticall, new fangled, Spagniolized and Petrarchisticall
elevations, but also of more sweet and sparing inventions, which are the
ornament of all the Poeticall workes of succeeding ages. Yet is there
no competent Judge that findeth them wanting in those Ancient ones, and
that doth not much more admire that smoothly equall neatnesse, continued
sweetnesse, and flourishing comelinesse of Catullus his
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Epigrams, than all the sharpe quips and witty girds wherewith Martiall
doth whet and embellish the conclusions of his. It is the same reason
I spake of erewhile, as Martiall of himselfe. Minus illi ingenio
laborandum fuit, in cuius locum materia successerat:/1 'He needed
the less worke with his wit, in place whereof matter came in supply.' The
former without being moved or pricked cause themselves to be beard lowd
enough: they have matter to laugh at every where, and need not tickle themselves;
where as these must have foraine helpe: according as they have lesse spirit,
they must have more body. They leape on horse- backe, because they
are not sufficiently strong in their legs to march on foot. Even
as in our dances, those base conditioned men that keepe dancing schooles,
because they are unfit to represent the port and decencie of our nobilitie,
endevour to get commendation by dangerous lofty trickes, and other strange
tumbler-like friskes and motions. And some Ladies make a better shew
of their countenances in those dances, wherein are divers changes, cuttings,
turnings, and agitations of the body, than in some dances of state and
gravity, where they need but simply to tread a naturall, measure, represent
an unaffected cariage, and their ordinary grace; And as I have also seene
some excellent Lourdans, or Clownes, attired in their ordinary workyday
clothes, and with a common homely countenance, affoord us all the pleasure
that may be had from their art: but prentises and learners that are not
of so high a forme, besmeare their faces, to disguise themselves, and in
motions counterfeit strange visages and antickes, to enduce us to laughter.
This my conception is no where better discerned than in the comparison
betweene Virgils AEneidos and Orlando Furioso. The first is seene
to soare aloft with full-spread wings, and with so high and strong a pitch,
ever following his point; the other faintly to hover and flatter from tale
to tale, and as it were skipping from bough to bough, alwayes distrusting
his owne wings, except it be for some short
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flight, and for feare his strength and breath should faile him, to sit
downe at every fields-end;
Excursusque breves tentat./1
Out-lopes sometimes he doth assay,
But very short, and as he may.
Loe here then, concerning this kinde of subjects, what Authors please me
best: As for my other lesson, which somewhat more mixeth profit with
pleasure, whereby I learne to range my opinions and addresse my conditions,
the Bookes that serve me thereinto are
Plutarke+ (since be spake French) and
Seneca+, both have this excellent commodity for my humour, that
the knowledge I seeke in them is there so scatteringly and loosely handled,
that whosoever readeth them is not tied to plod long upon them, whereof
I am uncapable. And so are Plutarkes little workes and Senecas Epistles,
which are the best and most profitable parts of their writings. It
is no great matter to draw mee to them, and I leave them where I list.
For they succeed not and depend not one of another. Both jumpe and
suit together, in most true and profitable opinions: And fortune
brought them both into the world in one age. Both were Tutors unto
two Roman Emperours: Both were strangers, and came from farre Countries;
both rich and mighty in the common-wealth, and in credit with their masters.
Their instruction is the prime and creame of Philosophy, and presented
with a plaine, unaffected, and pertinent fashion. Plutarke is more uniforme
and constant; Seneca more waving and diverse. This doth labour, force,
and extend himselfe, to arme and strengthen vertue against weaknesse feare,
and vitious desires; the other seemeth nothing so much to feare their force
or attempt, and in a manner scorneth to hasten or change his pace about
them, and to put himselfe upon his guard. Plutarkes opinions are
Platonicall, gentle and accommodable unto civill societie: Senecaes Stoicall
and Epicurian, further from
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common use, but in my conceit more proper particular, and more solid.
It appeareth in Seneca that he somewhat inclineth and yeeldeth to the tyrannie
of the Emperors which were in his daies; for I verily believe, it is with
a forced judgement he condemneth the cause of those noblie-minded murtherers
of Caesar; {Brutus+}
Plutarke is every where free and open hearted; Seneca fullfraught with
points and sallies; Plutarke stuft with matters. The former doth
move and enflame you more; the latter content, please, and pay you better:
This doth guide you, the other drive you on! As for Cicero, of all
his works, those that treat of Philosophie (namely morall) are they which
best serve my turne, and square with my intent. But boldly to confess
the truth (for, since the bars of impudencie were broken downe, all curbing
is taken away), his manner of writing seemeth verie tedious unto me, as
doth all such like stuffe. For his prefaces, definitions, divisions,
and Etymologies consume the greatest part of his works; whatsoever quick,
wittie, and pithie conceit is in him is surcharged and confounded by those
his long and far-fetcht preambles. If I bestow but one hour in reading
them, which is much for me, and let me call to minde what substance or
juice I have drawne from him, for the most part I find nothing but wind
and ostentation in him; for he is not yet come to the arguments which make
for his purpose, and reasons that concerne the knot or pith I seek after.
These Logicall and Aristotelian ordinances are not availfull for me who
onely endeavour to become more wise and sufficient and not more wittie
or eloquent. I would have one begin with the last point; I understand
sufficiently what death and voluptuousuesse are: let not a man busie himselfe
to anatomize them. At the first reading of a booke I seeke for good and
solid reasons that may instruct me how to sustaine their assaults.
It is neither grammaticall subtilties or logicall quiddities, nor the wittie
contexture of choice words or arguments and syllogismes, that will serve
my turne. {PlainDealer+}
I like those discourses that give the first charge to the strongest part
of the doubt;
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his are but flourishes, and languish everywhere. They are good
for schooles, at the barre, or for Orators and Preachers, where we may
slumber: and though we wake a quarter of an houre after, we may finde and
trace him soone enough. Such a manner of speech is fit for those judges
that a man would corrupt by hooke or crooke, by right or wrong, or for
children and the common people, unto whom a man must tell all, and see
what the event would be. I would not have a man go about and labour
by circumlocutions to induce and winne me to attention, and that (as our
Heralds or Criers do) they shall ring out their words: Now heare
me, now listen, or ho-yes. The Romanes in their religion were went
to say, 'Hoc age;' which in ours we say, 'Sursum corda. There are so many
lost words for me. I come readie prepared from my house. I neede
no allurement nor sawce, my stomacke is good enough to digest raw meat:
And whereas with these preparatives and flourishes, or preambles, they
thinke to sharpen my taste or stir my stomacke, they cloy and make it wallowish.
Shall the privilege of times excuse me from this sacrilegious boldnesse,
to deeme Platoes Dialogismes to be as languishing, by overfilling and stuffing
his matter? And to bewaile the time that a man who had so many thousands
of things to utter, spends about so many, so long, so vaine, and idle interlocutions,
and preparatives? My ignorance shall better - excus me, in that I
see nothing in the beautie of his language. I generally enquire after
bookes that use sciences, and not after such as institute them. The
two first, and Plinie, with others of their ranke, have no Hoc age in them,
they will have to doe with men that have forewarned themselves; or if they
have, it is a materiall and substantiall Hoc age, and that hath his bodie
apart. I likewise love to read the Epistles and ad Atticum, not onely
because they contains a most ample instruction of the historic and affaires
of his times, but much more because in them I descrie his private humours.
For (as I have said elsewhere) I am wonderfull curious to discover and
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disposition and naturall judgement of my authors. A man ought
to judge their sufficiencie and not their customes, nor them by the show
of their writings, which they set forth on this world's theatre.
I have sorrowed a thousand times that ever we lost the booke that
Brutus+ writ of Vertue. Oh it is a goodly thing to learne the Theorike
of such as understand the practice well. But forsomuch as the Sermon
is one thing and the Preacher an other, I love as much to see Brutus in
Plutarke+ as in himself: I would rather make choice to know
certainly what talk he had in his tent with some of his familiar friends,
the night fore-going the battell, than the speech he made the morrow after
to his Armie and what he did in his chamber or closet, than what in the
senate or market place. As for
Cicero+, I am of the common judgement, that besides learning there
was no exquisite eloquence in him: He was a good citizen, of an honest,
gentle nature, as are commonly fat and burly men: for so was he:
But to speake truly of him, full of ambitious vanity and remisse niceness.
And I know not well how to excuse him, in that be deemed his Poesie worthy
to be published. It is no great imperfection to make bad verses,
but it is an imperfection in him that he never perceived how unworthy they
were of the glorie of his name. Concerning his eloquence, it is beyond
all comparison, and I verily beleeve that none shall ever equall it.
Cicero the younger, who resembled his father in nothing but in name, commanding
in Asia, chanced one day to have many strangers at his board, and amongst
others, one Caestius sitting at the lower end, as the manner is to thrust
in at great mens tables: Cicero inquired of one of his men what he
was, who told him his name, but he dreaming on other matters, and having
forgotten what answere his man made him, asked him his name twice or thrice
more: the servant, because he would not be troubled to tell him one thing
so often, and by some circumstance to make him to know him better, 'It
is,' said he, 'the same Caestius of whom some have told you that, in respect
of his owne, maketh no accompt of your fathers eloquence:'
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Cicero being suddainly mooved, commanded the said Caestius to be presently
taken from the table, and well whipped in his presence: Lo heere
an uncivill and barbarous host. Even amongst those which (all things
considered) have deemed his eloquence matchlesse and incomparable, others
there have been who have not spared to note some faults in it. As
great Brutus+ said,
that it was an eloquence broken, halting, and disjoynted, fractam et elumbem.
'Incoherent and sinnnowlesse. Those Orators that lived about his
age, reproved also in him the curious care he had of a certaine long cadence
at the end of his clauses, and noted these words, esse videatur, which
he so often useth. As for me, I rather like a cadence that falleth
shorter, cut like Iambikes: yet doth he sometimes confounde his numbers,
but it is seldome: I have especially observed this one place;
Ego vero me minus diu senem esse mallem, quam esse senem, antequam
essem:/1 'But I had ather not be an old man, so long as I might
be, than to be old before I should be.' Historians are
my right hand, for they are pleasant and easie; and therewithall the man
with whom I desire generally to be acquainted may more lively and perfectly
be discovered in them than in any other composition: the varietie and truth
of his inward conditions, in grosse and by retale: the diversitie of the
meanes of his collection and composing, and of the accidents that threaten
him. Now those that write of mens lives, forasmuch as they ammuse
and busie themselves more about counsels than events, more about that which
commeth from within than that which appeareth outward; they are fittest
for me: And that's the reason why Plutarke above all in that kind doth
best please me. Indeed I am not a little grieved that we have not
a dozen of Laertius, or that be is not more knowne, or better understood;
for I am no lesse curious to know the fortunes and lives of these great
masters of the world than to understand the diversitie of their decrees
and conceits. In this kind of studie of historie a man must, without
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turne over all sorts of Authors, both old and new, both French and others,
if he will learne the things they so diversly treat of. But me thinkes
that Caesar+ above
all doth singularly deserve to be studied, not onely for the understanding
of the historie as of himselfe; so much perfection and excellencie is there
in him more than in others, although Salust be reckoned one of the number.
Verily I read that author with a little more reverence and respects than
commonly men reade profane and humane Workes: sometimes considering him
by his actions and wonders of his greatnesse, and other times waighing
the puritie and inimitable polishing and elegancie of his tongue, which
(as Cicero saith) hath not onely exceeded all historians, but haply
Cicero+ himselfe: with such sinceritie in his judgement, speaking
of his enemies, that except the false colours wherewith he goeth about
to cloakebis bad cause, and the corruption and filthinesse of his pestilent
ambition, I am perswaded there is nothing in him to be found fault with:
and that he hath been over-sparing to speake of himselfe; for so many notable
and great things could never be executed by him, unlesse he bad put more
of his owne into them than be setteth downe. I love those Historians
that a-re either very simple or most excellent. The simple who have
nothing of their owne to adde unto the storie and have but the care and
diligence to collect whatsoever come to their knowledge, and sincerely
and faithfully to register all things, without choice or culling, by the
naked truth leave our judgment more entire and better satisfied.
Such amongst others (for examples sake) plaine and well-meaning
Froissard+, who in his enterprise hath marched with so free and genuine
a puritie, that having committed some oversight, he is neither ashamed
to acknowledge nor afraid to correct the same, wheresoever h hath either
notice or warning of it: and who representeth unto us the diversitie of
the newes then current and the diferent reports that were made unto him.
The subject of an historie should be naked, bare, and formelesse; each
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understanding may reap commoditie out of it. The curious and most
excellent have the sufficiencie to cull and chuse that which is worthie
to be knowne and may select of two relations that which is most likely:
from the condition of Princes and of their humours, they conclude their
counsels and attribute fit words to them: they assume a just authoritie
and bind our faith to theirs. But truly that belongs not to many.
Such as are betweene both (which is the most common fashion), it is they
that spoil all; they will needs chew our meat for us and take upon them
a law to judge, and by consequence to square and encline the storie according
to their fantasie; for, where the judgement bendeth one way, a man cannot
chose but wrest and turne his narration that way. They undertake
to chuse things worthy to bee knowne, and now and then conceal either a
word or a secret action from us, which would much better instruct us: omitting
such things as they understand not as incredible: and haply such matters
as they know not how to declare either in good Latin or tolerable French.
Let them boldly enstall their eloquence and discourse: Let them censure
at their pleasure, but let them also give us leave to judge after them:
And let them neither alter nor dispense by their abridgements and choice
anything belonging to the substance of the matter; but let them rather
send it pure and entire with all her dimensions unto us. Most commonly
(as chiefly in our age) this charge of writing histories is committed unto
base, ignorant, and mechanicall kind of people, only for this consideration
that they can speake well; as if we sought to learne the Grammer of them;
and they have some reason, being only hired to that end, and publishing
nothing but their tittle-tattle to aime at nothing else so much.
Thus with store of choice and quaint words, and wyre drawne phrases, they
huddle up and make a hodge-pot of a laboured contexture of the reports
which they gather in the market places or such other assemblies.
The only good histories are those that are written by such as commanded
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imploied themselves in weighty affaires or that were partners in the
conduct of them, or that at least have had the fortune to manage others
of like qualitie. Such in a manner are all the Graecians and Romans.
For many eyewitness having written of one same subject it hapned in those
times when Greatnesse and Knowledge did commonly meet) if any fault or
oversight have past them, it must be deemed exceeding light and upon some
doubtfull accident. What may a man expect at a Phisitians hand that
discourseth of warre, or of a bare Scholler treating of Princes secret
designes? If we shall but note the religion which the Romans had
in that, wee need no other example: Asinus Pollio found some mistaking
or or oversight in Caesars Commentaries, whereinto he was faine, only because
he could not possiblie oversee all things with his owne eyes that hapned
in his Armie, but was faine to rely on the reports of particular men, who
often related untruths unto him; or else because he had not been curiously
advertised and distinctly enformed by his Lieutenants and Captaines of
such matters as they in his absence had managed or affected. Whereby
may be seen that nothing is so hard or so uncertaine to be found out as
the certaintie of the truth, sithence no man can put any assured confidence
concerning the truth of a battel, neither in the knowledge of him that
was Generall or commanded over it, nor in the soldiers that fought, of
anything that hath hapned amongst them; except after the manner of a strict
point of law, the severall witnesses are brought and examined face to face,
and that all matters be nicely and thorowly sifted by the objects and trials
of the successe of every accident. Verily the knowledge we have of our
owne affaires is much more barren and feeble. But this hath sufficiently
been handled by Bodin, and agreeing with my conception. Somewhat
to aid the weaknesse of my memorie and to assist her great defects; for
it hath often been my chance to light upon bookes which I supposed to be
new and never to have read, which I had not understanding diligently read
and ran over
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many years before, and all bescribled with my notes: I have a
while since accustomed my selfe to note at the end of my booke (I meane
such as I purpose to read but once) the time I made an end to read it,
and to set downe what censure or judgement I gave of it; that so it may
at least at another time represent unto my mind the aire and generall idea
I bad conceived of the author in reading him. I will here set downe
the Copie of some of my annotations, and especially what I noted upon my
Guicciardine about ten yeares since (For what language soever my books
speake unto me I speake unto them in mine owne.) He is a diligent Historiographer
and from whom in my conceit a man may as exactly learne the truth of such
affaires as passed in his time, as of any other writer whatsoever and the
rather because himselfe hath been an Actor of most part of them and in
verie honourable place. There is no signe or apparance that ever
be disguised or coloured any matter, either through hatred, malice, favour,
or vanitie; whereof the free and impartiall judgements he giveth of great
men, and namely of those by whom he had been advanced or imployed in his
important charges, as of Pope Clement the seaventh, beareth undoubted testimony.
Concerning the parts wherein be most goeth about to prevaile, which are
his digressions and discourses, many of them are verie excellent and enriched
with faire ornaments, but he hath too much pleased himselfe in them: for
endeavouring to omit nothing that might be spoken, having so full and large
a subject, and almost infinite, he proveth somewhat languishing, and giveth
a taste of a kind of scholasticall tedious babling. Moreover, I have
noted this, that of so severall and divers armes, successes, and effects
he judgeth of; of so many and variable motives, alterations, and counsels,
that be relateth, he never referreth any one unto vertue, religion, or
conscience
as if they were all extinguished and banished the world: {morality_of_history+}
and of all actions how glorious soever in apparance they be of themselves,
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occasion, or to some commoditie and profit. It is impossible to
imagine that amongst so infinite a number of actions whereof he judgeth,
some one have not been produced and compassed by way of reason. No
corruption could ever possesse men so universally but that some one must
of necessity escape the contagion; which makes me to feare he hath had
some distaste or blame in his passion, and it hath haply fortuned that
he hath judged or esteemed of others according to himselfe. In my
Philip de Comines there is this: In him you shall find a pleasing-sweet
and gently-gliding speech, fraught with a purely sincere simplicitie, his
narration pure and unaffected, and wherein the Authours unspotted good
meaning doth evidently appeare, void of all manner of vanitie or ostentation
speaking of himselfe, and free from all afection or envie-speaking of others;
his discourses and perswasions accompanied more with a well-meaning zeale
and meere veritie than with any laboured and exquisite sufficiencie, and
allthrough with gravitie and authoritie, representing a man well-borne
and brought up in high negotiations. Upon the menioires and historie of
Monsieur du Bellay. It is ever a well-pleasing thing to see matters
written by those that have assaid how and in what manner they ought to
be directed and managed: yet can it not be denied but that in both these
Lords there will manifestly appeare a great declination from a free libertie
of writing, which clearely shineth in ancient writers of their kind: as
in the Lord of Iouinille, familiar unto Saint Lewis; Eginard, Chancellor
unto Charlemaine; and of more fresh memorie in Philip de Comines.
This is rather a declamation or pleading for king Francis against the Emperour
Charles the fifth, than an Historie. I will not beleeve they have
altered or changed any thing concerning the generalitie of matters, but
rather to wrest and turne the judgement of the events many times against
reason, to our advantage, and to omit whatsoever they supposed to be doubtful
or ticklish in their masters life: they have made a business of it: witnesse
the recoylings of the
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Lords of Momorancy and Byron, which therein are forgotten; and which
is more, you shall not so much as find the name of the Ladie of Estampes
mentioned at all. A man may sometimes colour and haply hide secret
actions, but absolutely to conceal that which all the world knoweth, and
especially such things as have drawne-on publike effects, and of such consequence,
it is an inexcusable defect, or as I may say unpardonable oversight.
To conclude, whosoever desireth to have perfect information and knowledge
of king Francis the first, and of the things hapned in his time, let him
addresse himselfe elsewhere if he will give any credit unto me. The
profit he may reap here is by the particular description of the battels
and exploits of warre wherein these gentlemen were present; some privie
conferences, speeches, or secret actions of some princes that then lived,
and the practices managed, or negotiations directed by the Lord of Langeay,
in which doubtless are verie many things well worthy to be knowne, and
diverse discourses not vulgare.
CHAPTER 2.XI+ OF CRUELTIE
METHINKS Virtue+ is another manner of
thing, and much more noble than the inclinations unto Goodnesse, which
in us are engendered. Mindes wellborne, and directed by themselves,
follow one same path, and in their actions represent the same visage that
the vertuous doe. But Vertue importeth and soundeth somewhat I wot
not what greater and more active than by an happy complexion, gently and
peaceably, to suffer itself to be led or drawne to follow reason.
He that through a naturall facilitie and genuine mildnesse should neglect
or contemne injuries received, should no doubt performe a rare action,
and worthy commendation: but he who being toucht and stung lo the quicke
with any wrong or offence received, should arme himselfe with reason against
this furiously blind desire of revenge, and in the end after a great conflict
yeeld himselfe master over it, should doubtlesse doe much more. The
first should doe well, the other vertuously: the one action might be termed
Goodnesse, the other Vertue. For it seemeth that the very name of
Vertue presupposeth difficulties and inferreth resistance, and cannot well
exercise itselfe without an eneniie. It is peradventure the reason
why we call God good, mightie, liberall, and just, but we term him not
vertuous. His workes are all voluntarie, unforced, and without compulsion.
Of Philosophers, not only Stoicks, but also Epicureans (which phrasing
I borrow of the common received opinion, which is false, whatsoever the
nimble saying or wittie quipping of Arcesilaus implied, who answered the
man that upbraided him, how divers men went from his schoole to the Epicureans,
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from thence to him: I easily beleeve it (said he) for of cocks
are many capons made, but no man could ever make a cock of a capon.
For truly in constancie opinion and strictnesse of precepts, the
Epicurean_sect+ doth in no sort yeeld to the
Stoicke+. And a Stoike acknowledging a better faith than
those disputers who, to contend with Epicurus and make sport with him,
make him to infer and say what he never meant, wresting and wyre-drawing
his words to a contrarie sense, arguing and silogizing, by the grammarians
privilege, another meaning, by the manner of his speech and another opinion
than that they knew he had either in his minde or manners, saith that he
left to be an Epicurean for this one consideration amongst others, that
he findeth their pitch to be over high and inaccessible:
Et ii qui otzOovot vocantur, sunt pt
JwaXOL et OiXo8imatot omnesque virtutes et colunt et retinent:/1
'And those that are called lovers of pleasures, are lovers of honestie
and justice, and doe reverence and retaine all sorts of vertue. Of
Stoicke and Epicurean Philosophers, I say, there are divers who have judged
that it was not sufficient to have the minde well placed, well ordered,
and well disposed unto vertue; it was not enough to have our resolutions
and discourse beyond all the affronts and checks of fortune; but that,
moreover, it was verie requisite to seeke for occasions whereby a man might
come to the triall of it. They will diligently quest and seeke out
for paine, smart, necessitie, want, and contempt, that so they may combat
them, and keepe their minde in breath: Multum sibi adjicit virtus
lacessita: 'Vertue provoked addes much to it selfe. It is one of
the reasons why Epaminondas (who was of a third sect) by a verie lawfull
way refuseth some riches fortune had put into his hands, to the end (as
he saith) he might have cause to strive and resist povertie, in which want
and extremitie he ever continued after. Socrates+ did in my minde
more undauntedly enure himselfe to this humor, maintaining for his exercise
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the peevish frowardnesse of his wife, than which no essay can be more
vexfull, and is a continuall fighting at the sharpe. Metellus of
all the Roman senators he onely having undertaken with the power of vertue,
to endure the violence of Saturninus Tribune of the people in Rome, who
by maine force went about to have a most unjust law passe in favour of
the Communaltie: by which opposition, having incurred all the capital paines
that Saturninus had imposed on such as should refuse it, entertained those
that led him to the place of execution, with such speeches: That
to doe evill was a thing verie easie, and too demissely base, and to doe
well where was no danger, was a common thing, but to doe well where was
both perill and opposition, was the peculiar office of a man of vertue. {Kent+}
These words of Metellus doe clearly represent unto us what I would have
verified ; which is, that vertue rejecteth facilitie to be her companion:
And that an easefull, pleasant, and declining way by which the regular
steps of a good inclination of nature are directed is not the way of true
vertue. She requireth a craggie, rough, and thornie way. {Donne+}
She would either have strange difficulties to wrestle withall (as that
of Metellus) by whose meanes fortune her selfe is pleased to breake the
roughnesse of his course; or such inward incombrances as the disordinate
appetites and imperfections of our condition bring unto her. Hitherto
I have come at good ease; but at the end of this discourse one thing commeth
into my minde, which is that the soule of
Socrates+, which is absolute the perfectest that ever came to my
knowledge, would, according to my accompt, prove a soule deserving but
little commendation: For I can conceive no manner of violence or
vicious concupiscence in him: I can imagine no manner of difficultie
or compulsion in the whole course of his vertue. I know his reason
so powerfull, and so absolute mistress over him, that she can never give
him way in any vicious desire, and will not suffer it so much as to breed
in him. To a vertue so exquisite and so high raised as his is, I
can perswade nothing. Me thinks I see it march with a victorious
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and triumphant pace, in pompe and at ease, without let or disturbance.
If vertue cannot shine but by resisting contrarie appetites, shall we then
say it cannot passe without the assistance of vice, and oweth him this,
that by his meanes it attaineth to honour and credit? What should
also betide of that glorious and generous Epicurean voluptuousnesse that
makes accompt effeminately to pamper vertue in her lap, and there wantonly
to entertains it, allowing it for her recreation, shame, reproch, agues,
povertie, death, and tortures? if I presuppose that perfect vertue is knowne
by combating sorrow and patiently undergoing paine, by tolerating the fits
and agonies of the gout, without stirring out of his place; if for a necessarie
object I appoint her sharpnesse and difficultie, what shall become of that
vertue which hath attained so high a degree, as it doth not only despise
all manner of paine, but rather rejoyceth at it, and when a strong fit
of the collike shall assaile it, to cause it selfe to be tickled, as that
is which the Epicureans have established, and whereof divers amongst them
have by their actions left most certaine proofes unto us? As also
others have, whom ill effect finde to have exceeded the verie rules of
their discipline; witnesseCato+
the younger; when I see him die, tearing and mangling his entrails, I cannot
simply content my selfe to beleeve that at that time he had his soule wholly
exempted from all trouble or free from vexation: I cannot imagine
be did only maintaine himselfe in this march or course which the rule of
the Stoike sect had ordained unto him, setled, without alteration or emotion,
and impassible. There was, in my conceit, in this mans vertue overmuch
cheerefulnesse and youthfulnesse to stay there. I verily beleeve
he felt a kind of pleasure and sensualitie in so noble an action, and that
therein he more pleased himself than in any other be ever performed in
his life. Sic abiit e vita, ut causam moriendi nactum se esse
gauderet:/1
'So departed be his life, that he rejoiced to have found
an occasion of death.' I doe so constantly beleeve it,
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that I make a doubt whether be would have had the occasion of so noble
an exploit taken from him. And if the goodnesse which induced him
to embrace publike commodities more than his owne did not bridle me, I
should easily fall into this opinion, that he thought himselfe greatly
beholding unto fortune to have put his vertue unto so noble a triall, and
to have favoured that robber to tread the ancient libertie of his countrie
under foot. In which action me thinks I read a kinde of unspeakable
joy in his minde, and a motion of extraordinary pleasure, joined to a manlike
voluptuonsnesse, at what time it beheld the worthinesse, and considered
the generositie and haughtinesse of his enterprise,
Deliberata morte ferocior/1
Then most in fiercenesse did he passe,
When he of death resolved was,
not urged or set-on by any hope of glorie, as the popular and effeminate
judgements have judged: For, that consideration is over base, to
touch so generous, so haughtie, and so constant+
a heart; but for the beautie of the thing it selfe, which he, who managed
all the springs and directed all the wards thereof, saw much more clearer,
and in its perfection, than we can doe. Philosophie hath done me
a pleasure to judge that so honorable an action had been undecently placed
in any other life than in Catoes, and that onely unto his it appertained
to make such an end. Therefore did he with reason perswade both his
sonne and the Senators that accompanied him, to provide otherwise for themselves.
Catoni quum incredibilem natura tribuisset gravitatem, eamque ipse perpetua
constantia roboravisset, semperque in proposito consilio permansisset:
mortendum potius quam tyranni vultus aspiciendus erat: 'Whereas nature
had affoorded Cato an incredible gravitie, and he had strengthened it by
continuall constancie, and ever had stood firme in his proposed desseignes,
rather to die than behold the Tyrants face. Each
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death+ should be
such as the life hath been. By dying we become no other than we were.
I ever interpret a mans death by his life. And if a man shall tell
me of any one undanted in apparance, joyned unto a weake life; I imagine
it to proceed of some weake cause, and sutable to his life. The ease
therefore of his death, and the facilitie he had acquired by the vigor
of his minde, shall we say, it ought to abate something of the lustre of
his vertue? And which of those that have their spirits touched, be it never
so little, with the true tincture of Philosophie, can content himselfe
to imagine Socrates, onely, free from feare and passion, in the accident
of his imprisonment, of his fetters, and of his condemnation? And
who doth not perceive in him, not onely
constancie+ and resolution (which were ever his ordinarie qualities)
but also a kinde of I wot not what new contentment, and carelesse rejoycing
in his last behaviour, and discourses? By the startling at the pleasure,
which he feeleth in clawing of his legges, after his fetters were taken-off;
doth he not manifestly declare an equal glee and joy in his soule for being
rid of his former incommodities, and entering into the knowledge of things
to come? Cato shall pardon me (if he please) his death is more tragicall,
and further extended, whereas this in a certaine manner is more faire and
glorious. Aristippus answered those that bewailed the same, 'When
I die, I pray the Gods send me such a death. A man shall plainly
perceive in the minds of these two men, and of such as imitate them (for
I make a question whether ever they could be matched) so perfect an habitude
unto vertue, that it was even converted into their complexion. It
is no longer a painefull vertue, nor by the ordinances of reason, for the
maintaining of which their minde must be strengthened: It is the
verie essence of their soule; it is her naturall and ordinarie habit.
They have made it such, by a long exercise and observing the rules and
precepts of Philosophic, having lighted upon a faire and rich nature.
Those vicious passions which breed in us finde no entrance in them.
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stancie of their soules, doth suppresse and extinguish all manner of
concupiscences so soone as they but begin to move. Now that it be
not more glorious, by an undaunted and divine resolution, to hinder the
growth of temptations, and for a man to frame himselfe to vertue, so that
the verie seeds of vice be cleane rooted out; than by mayne force to hinder
their progresse; and having suffred himselfe to be surprised by the first
assaults of passions, to arme and bandie himselfe, to stay their course
and to suppresse them: And that this second effect be not also much
fairer than to be simply stored with a facile and gentle nature, and of
it selfe distasted and in dislike with licentiousnesse and vice, I am perswaded
there is no doubt. For this third and last manner seemeth in some sort
to make a man innocent, but not vertuous: free from doing ill, but not
sufficiently apt to doe well. Seeing this condition is so neere unto
imperfection and weaknesses that I know not well how to cleare their confines
and distinctions. The verie names of goodnesse and innocencie, are
for this respect in some sort names of contempt. I see that many
vertues, as chastitie, sobrietie, and temperance, may come unto us by meanes
of corporall defects and imbecilities. Constancie in dangers (if it may
be termed constancie) contempt of death, patiencie in misfortunes, may
happen and are often seen in men, for want of good judgeent in such accidents,
and that they are not apprehended for such as they are indeed. Lacke
of apprehension and stupiditie counterfeit vertuous effects. As I
have often seen come to passe, that some men arc commended for things they
rather deserve to be blamed. An Italian gentleman did once hold this
position in my presence, to the prejudice and disadvantage of his nation;
That the subtiltie of the Italians, and the vivacitie of their conceptions
was so great that they foresaw such dangers and accidents as might betide
them so far-off that it was not to be deemed strange if in times of warre
they were often seene to provide for their safetie, yea, before they had
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Spaniards, who were not so warie and subtill, went further; and that
before we could be frighted with any perill, we must be induced to see
it with our eyes, and feel it with our hands, and that even then we had
no more hold: But that the Germanes and Switzers, more shallow and
leaden-headed, had scarce the sense and wit to re-advise themselves, at
what times they were even overwhelmed with miserie, and the axe readie
to fall on their heads. It was peradventure but in jest that be spake-it,
yet is it most true that in the art of warre-fare new trained souldlers,
and such as are but novices in the trade, doe often headlong and hand over
head cast themselves into dangers, with more inconsideration than afterward
when they have seene and endured the first shocks, and are better trained
in the schoole of perils.
------ haud iqnarus, quantum
nova gloria in armis,
Et praedulce decus primo certamine possit.
Not ignorant, how much in armes new praise,
And sweetest honour, in first conflict weighes.
Lo here the reason why when we judge of a particular
action, we must first consider many circumstances, and throughly observe
the man, that hath produced the same before we name and censure it.
But to speake a word of my selfe: I have sometimes noted my friends
to terme that wisdome in me which was but meere fortune, and to deeme that
advantage of courage and patience that was advantage of judgement and opinion;
and to attribute one title for another unto me, sometimes to my profit,
and now and then to my losse. As for the rest, I am far from attaining
unto that chiefe and most perfect degree of excellences, where a habitude
is made of vertue, that even of the second I have made no great triall.
I have not greatly strived to bridle the desires wherewith I have found
my selfe urged and pressed. My vertue is a vertue, or to say better
innocencie, accidentall and casuall. Had I been borne with a lesse
regular complexion, I imagine my state had been verie pittifull, and it
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have gon hard with me: for, I could never perceive any great constancie
in my soule, to resist and undergoe passions, had they been any thing violent.
I cannot foster quarels, or endure contentions in my house. So am
I not greatly beholding unto my selfe, in that I am exempted from many
vices:
------ si vitiis mediocribus,
et mea paucis
Mendosa est natura, alioqui recta, velut si
Egregio inspersos reprehendas corpore naevos./1
If in a few more faults my nature faile,
Right otherwise: as if that you would raile
On prettie moles well placed,
On bodie seemely graced:
I am more endebted to my
fortune+ than to my reason for it: Shee hath made me to be
borne of a race famous for integritie and honestie, and of a verie good
father. I wot not well whether any part of his humours have descended
into me, or whether the domestike examples and good institution of my infancie
have insensibly set their helping hand unto it; or whether I were otherwise
so borne:
Seu Libra, seu me Scorpius aspicit
Formidolosus, pars violentior
Natalis horae, seu tyrannus
Hesperiae Capricornus undae/2
Whether the chiefe part of my birth-houre were
Ascendent Libra, or Scorpius full of feare,
Or in my Horoseope were Capricorne,
Whose tyrannie neere westerne seas is borne:
But so it is, that naturally of my selfe I abhorre
and detest all manner of vices. The answer of Antisthenes to one
that demanded of him which was the best thing to be learned; To unlearne
evill, seemed to be fixed on this image, or to have an ayme at thi.
I abhorre them (I say) with so naturall and so innated an opinion, that
the very same instinct and impression which I suckt from my nurse, I have
so kept that no occasions
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could ever make me alter the same: no, not mine owne discourses, which,
because they have been somewhat lavish in noting or taxing something of
the common course, could easily induce me to some actions which this my
naturall inclination makes me to hate. I will tell you a wonder,
I will tell it you indeed: I thereby find in many things more stay
and order in my manners than in my opinion: and my concupiscence lesse
debauched than my reason. Aristippus established certaine opinions
so bold, in favour of voluptuousnesse and riches, that he made all Philosophie
to mutinie against him. But concerning his manners, Dionysius the
tyrant, having presented him with three faire young wenches, that he might
chuse the fairest, he answered he would chuse them all three, and that
Paris had verie ill successes forsomuch as be had preferred one above her
fellowes. But they being brought to his owne house, he sent them
backe againe, without tasting them. His servant one day carrying
store of money after him, and being so overcharged with the weight of it
that he complained, his master commanded him to cast so much thereof away
as troubled him. And Epicurus, whose positions are irreligious and
delicate, demeaned himselfe in his life very laboriously and devoutly.
He wrote to a friend of his, that he lived but with browne bread and water,
and entreated him to send him a piece of cheese, against the time he was
to make a solemne feast. May it be true, that to be perfectly good
we must be so by an hidden, naturall, and universall proprietie, without
law, reason, and example? The disorders and excesses wherein I have
found my selfe engaged are not (God be thanked) of the worst. I have
rejected and condemned them in my selfe, according to their worth; for
my judgement was never found to be infected by them. And on the other
side, I accuse them more rigorously in my selfe than in another.
But that is all: as for the rest, I applie but little resistance unto them,
and suffer my selfe over-easily to encline to the other side of the ballance,
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commixt with others, which (if a man take not good heed unto himselfe)
for the most part entertaine and enterchaine themselves the one with the
other. As for mine, I have, as much as it hath laine in my power,
abridged them, and kept them as single and as alone as I could:
-----nec ultra,
Errorem foveo/1
Nor doe I cherish any more,
The error which I bred before.
For, as touching the Stoikes opinion, who say,
that when the wise man worketh, he worketh with all his vertues together;
howbeit, according to the nature of the action, there be one more apparent
than other (to which purpose the similitude of mans bodie might, in some
sort, serve their turne; for the action of choler cannot exercise it selfe,
except all the humours set-to their helping hand, although choler be predominant)
if thence they will draw a like consequence, that when the offender trespasseth,
he doth it with all the vices together, I doe not so easily beleeve them,
or else I understand them not: for, in effect, I feel the contrarie.
They are sharpe-wittie subtilties, and without substance, about which Philosophie
doth often busie it selfe. Some vices I shun; but othersome I eschew
as much as any saint can doe. The Peripatetikes doe also disavow
this connexitie and indissoluble knitting together. And Aristotle
is of opinion that a wise and just man may be both intemperate and incontinent.
Socrates avowed unto them, who in his phisiognomie perceived some inclination
unto vice, that indeed it was his naturall propension, but that by discipline
he had corrected the same. And the familiar friends of the Philosopher
Stilpo were went to say, that being borne subject unto wine and women,
he had, by studie, brought himself to abstaine from both. On the
other side; what good I have, I have it by the lot of my birth: I
have it neither by law nor prescription, {Antonio+}
nor
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by any apprentiship. The innocericie that is in me is nde of simple-plaine
innocencie, ivitbout vigor or art. Amongst all other vices, there
is none I hate more than Crueltie, both by nature and judgement, as the
extremist of all vices. {Prospero+}
But it is with such an yearning and faint-hartednesse, that if I see but
a chickins necke puld off, or a pigge stickt, I cannot chuse but grieve,
and I cannot well endure a seelie dewbedabled hare to groane when she is
seized upon by the houndes, although hunting be a violent pleasure.
Those that are to withstand voluptuousnesse doe willingly use this argument,
to shew it is altogether vicious and unreasonable: That where she
is in her greatest prime and chiefe strength, she doth so over-sway us,
that reason can have no accesse unto us, and for a further triall, alleage
the experience wee feel and have of it in our acquaintance with women.
------cum iam praesagit gaudia
corpus
Atque in eo est Venus, ut muliebria conserat arva./1
When now the bodie doth light-joyes fore-know,
And Venus set the womans fields to sow.
Where they thinke pleasure doth so far transport
us beyond our selves, that our discourse, then altogether overwhelmed,
and our reason wholie ravished in the gulfe of sensualitie, cannot by any
meanes discharge her function. I know it may be otherwise: and if
a man but please, be may sometimes, even upon the verie instant cast his
mind on other conceits. But she must be strained to a higher key,
and heedfully pursued. I know a man may gourmandize the earnest and
thoughtconfounding violence of that pleasure: for I may with some experience
speak of it, and I have not found Venus+ to
be so imperious a Goddesse as many, and more reformed than my selfe, witnesse
her to be. I thinke it not a wonder, as doth the Queene of Navarre,
in one of the tales of her Heptameron (which, respecting the subject it
treateth of, is a verie prettie booke) nor doe I deeme it a matter of extreame
difficultie for
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a man to weare out a whole night, in all opportunitie and libertie,
in companie of a faire mistresses long time before sued-unto, and by him
desired; religiously keeping his word, if be have engaged himselfe, to
be contented with simple kisses and plaine touching. I am of opinion
that the example of the sport in hunting would more fit the same: wherein
as there is lesse pleasure, so there is more distraction and surprising,
whereby our reason being amazed, looseth the leasure to prepare her selfe
against it: when as after a long game, the beast doth suddenly start, or
rowse up before us, and haply in such a place where we least expected the
same. That suddaine motion and the earnestnesse of showting, jubeting and
hallowing, still ringing in our eares, would make it verie hard for those
who love that kind of close or chamber-hunting, at that verie instant,
to withdraw their thoughts elsewhere. And poets make Diana victoriously
to triumph both over the firebrand and arrowes of Cupid.
Quis non malarum quas amor curas habet
Haec inter obliviscitur/1
While this is doing, who doth not forget
The wicked cares wherewith Love's heart doth fret?
But to returne to my former discourse, I have
a verie feeling and tender compassion of other mens afflictions, and should
more easily weep for companie sake, if possible for any occasion whatsoever
I could shed teares. There is nothing sooner moveth teares in me
than to see others weepe, not onely fainedly, but howsoever, whether truly
or forcedly. I do not greatly waile for the dead, but rather envie them.
Yet doe I much waile and moane the dying. The
canibales+ and savage people do not so much offend me with roasting
and eating of dead bodies; as those which torment and persecute the living.
Let any man be executed by law, how deservedly soever, I cannot endure
to behold the execution with an unrelenting eye. Some one going
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about to witnesse the clemencie of lulius Caesar; 'He was,' saith he,
'tractable and milde in matters of revenge. Having compelled the
pirates to yeeld themselves unto him, who had before taken him prisoner
and put him to ransome, forasmnch as he had threatned to have them all
crucified, he condemned them to that kind of death, but it was after he
had caused them to be strangled. Philemon his secretarie, who would
have poysoned him, had no sharper punishment of him than an ordinarie death.
Without mentioning the Latin Author, who for a testimonie of clemencie,
dared to alleage the onely killing of those by whom a man hath been offended,
it may easily be guessed that he is tainted with vile and horrible examples
of cruelties such as Romane Tyrants brought into fashion. As for
me, even in matters of justice, whatsoever is beyond a simple death, I
deeme it to be meere crueltie: and especiall amongst us, who ought to have
a regardfull respect that their soules should be sent to heaven, which
cannot be, having first by intolerable tortures agitated, and as it were
brought them to dispaire. A souldier, not long since, being a prisoner,
and perceiving from a loft a tower, where he was kept, that store of people
flocked together on a greene, and carpenters were busie at worke to erect
a skaffold, suppposing the same to be for him, as one desperat, resolved
to kill himselfe, and searching up and downe for something to make himselfe
away, found nothing but an old rustie cart-naile, which fortune presented
him with; he tooke it, and therewithall, with all the strength he had,
strooke and wounded himselfe twice in the throat, but seeing it would not
rid him of life, he then thrust it into his bellie up to the head, where
he left it fast- sticking. Shortly after, one of his keepers coming
in unto him, and yet living, finding him in that miserable plight, but
weltring in his goare-blood and readie to gaspe his last, told the Magistrates
of it, which, to prevent time before he should die, hastned to pronounce
sentence against him: which when he heard, and that he was onely condemned
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head cut off, he seemed to take heart of grace againe, and to be sorie
for what be had done, and tooke some comfortable drinks, which before be
had refused, greatly thanking the Judges for his unhoped gentle condemnation:
And told them, that for feare of a more, sharply-cruell, and intolerable
death by law, he had resolved to prevent it by some violent manner of death,
having by the preparations he had seen the carpenters make, and by gathering
of people together, conceived an opinion that they would torture him with
some horrible torment, and seemed to be delivered from death onely by the
change of it. Were I worthie to give counsell, I would have these
examples of rigor, by which superior powers goe about to keep the common
people in awe, to be onely exercised on the bodies of criminall malefactors: {usthem+}
For, to see them deprived of Christian buriall, to see them haled, disbowelled,
parboyled, and quartered, might haply touch the common sort as much as
the paines they make the living to endure: howbeit in effect it be little
or nothing, as saith God, Qui corpus occidunt, et postea non habent
quod faciant./1 'Those that kill the bodie', but have afterwards no
more to doe:' And Poets make the horror of this picture greatly to prevaile,
yea, and above death,
Heu reliquias semiassi Regis, denudatis ossibus,
Per terram sanie delibutas foede divexarier./2
O that the reliques of an halfe burnt King, bones bared,
On earth besmear'd with filth, should be so fouly marred.
It was my fortune to be at Rome upon a day that
one Catena, a notorious high-way theefe, was executed: at his strangling
no man of the companie seemed to be mooved to any ruth; but when he came
to be quartered, the Executioner gave no blow that was not accompanied
with a piteous voyce and hartie exclamation, as if every man had had a
feeling sympathie, or lent his senses to the poor mangled wretch.
Such inhumane outrages and barbarous excesses should
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be exercised against the rinde, and not practised against the quicke.
In a case somewhat like unto this, did Artaxerxes asswage and mitigate
the sharpnesse of the ancient lawes of Persia, appointing that the Lords
which had trespassed in their estate, whereas they were wont to be whipped,
they should be stripped naked, and their clothes whipped for them; and
where they were accustomed to have their haire pulled off, they should
onely have their hat taken off. The Aegyptians, so devout and religious,
thought they did sufficiently satisfie divine Justice, in sacrificing painted
and counterfeit hogges unto it: An over-hardy invention to go about
with pictures and shadowes to appease God, a substance so essentiall and
divine. I live in an age wherein we abound with incredible examples of
this vice, through the licentiousnesse of our civill and intestine warres:
and read all ancient stories, be they never so tragicall, you shall flnd
none to equall those we daily see practised. But that hath nothing
made me acquainted with it. I could hardly be perswaded before I
had seene it, that the world could have afforded so marble-hearted and
savage-minded men, that for the onely pleasure of murther would commit
it; then cut, mangle, and hacke other members in pieces to rouze and sharpen
their wits, to invent unused tortures and unheard-of torments: to devise
new and unknowne deaths, and that in cold blood, without any former enmitie
or quarrell, or without any gaine or profit; and onely to this end, that
they may enjoy the pleasing spectacle of the languishing gestures, pitifull
notions, horror-moving yellings, deep fetcht groanes, and lamentable voyces
of a dying and drooping man. For that is the extremest point whereunto
the crueltie of man may attaine. Ut homo hominem, non iratus, non
timens, tantum spectaturus occidat;/1 'That one man should kill another,
neither being angrie nor afeard, but onely to looke on. As for me,
I could never so much as endure, without remorse or griefe, to see a poore,
sillie, and innocent beast pursued and killed, which is
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harmlesse and void of defence, and of whom we receive no offence at
all. And as it commonly hapneth, that when the Stag begins to be
embost, and finds his strength to faile him, having no other remedie left
him, doth yeeld and bequeath himselfe unto us that pursue him, with teares
suing to us for mercie:
------ questque cruentus
Atque imploranti similis:/1
With blood from throat, and teares from eyes,
It seemes that he for pittie cryes:
was ever a grievous spectacle unto me. I seldom take any beast alive
but I give him his libertie. Pythagoras was wont to buy fishes of
fishers, and birds of fowlers to set them free againe.
------ primoque a caede ferarum
Incaluisse puto maculatum sanguine ferrum./2
And first our blades in blood embrude deeme
With slaughter of poore beasts did reeking steeme.
Such as by nature shew themselves bloodie-minded
towards harmlesse beasts, witnesse a naturall propension unto crueltie.
After the ancient Romanes had once enured themselves without horror to
behold the slaughter of wild beasts in their shewes, they came to the murther
of men and Gladiators. Nature (I fear me) hath of her owne selfe
added unto man a certaine instinct to inhumanitie. No man taketh
delight to see wild beasts sport and wantonly to make much one of another:
Yet all are pleased to see them tugge, mangle, and enterteare one another.
And lest any bodie should jeast at this sympathie, which I have with them,
Divinitie itselfe willeth us to shew them some favour: And considering
that one selfe-same master (I mean that incomprehensible worlds-framer)
hath placed all creatures in this his wondrous palace for his service,
and that they, as well as we, are of his household:
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I say it hath some reason to injoyne us to shew some respect and affection
towards them. Pythagoras borrowed etempsychosis of the AEgyptians,
but since it hath been received of divers Nations, and especially of our
Druides:
Morte carent animae, semperique priore relicta
Sede, novis domibus vivunt, habitantque receptae./1
Our death-lesse soules, their former seats refrained,
In harbors new live and lodge entertained.
The Religion of our ancient Gaules inferred, that
soules being eternall, ceased not to remove and change place from one bodie
to another: to which fantasie was also entermixed some consideration of
divine justice. For, according to the soules behaviors, during the
time she had been with Alexander, they sayd that God appointed it another
bodie to dwell in either more or lesse painfull, and suitable to her condition.
---- muta ferarum
Cogit vincla pati truculentos ingerit ursis,
Praedonesque lupis, fallaces vilpibus addit.
Atque per varios annos per mille figuras
Egit, letheo purgatos flumine tandem
Rursus ad humanae revocat primordia formae./2
Dumbe hands of beasts he makes men's soules endure,
Blood-thirstie soules he doth to Beares enure,
Craftie to Foxes, to Woolves bent to rapes;
Thus when for many yeares, through many shapes,
He hath them driv'n in Lethe lake at last,
Them purg'd he turns to mans forms whence they past.
If the soule had been valiant, they placed it
in the bodie of a Lion: if Voluptuous, in a Swine: if faint-harted, in
a Stagge or a Hare; if malicious, in a Foxe; and so of the, rest, untill
that being purified by this punishment, it re-assumed and tooke the bodie
of some other man againe.
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Ipse ego, nam memini, Troiani tempore belli
Panthoides Euphorbus eram,/1
When Troy was won, I, as I call to mind,
Euphorbus was, and Panthus sonne by kind,
As touching that alliance betweene us and beasts,
I make no great accompt of it, nor do I greatly admit it, neither of that
which divers Nations, and namely of the most ancient and noble, who have
not onely received beasts into their societie and companie, but allowed
them a place farre above themselves; sometimes deeming them to be familiars
and favored of their Gods, and holding them in a certaine awfull respect
and reverence more than humane, and others acknowledging no other God nor
no other Divinity than they. Belluae a barbaris propter beneficium
consecratae:/2
'Beasts by the Barbarians were made sacred for some
benefit.'
----- crocodilon adorat
Pars haec, illa pavet saturam serpentibus Ibin,
Effigies sacri hic nitet aurea Corcopitheci./3
This Country doth the Crocodile adore,
That feares the Storks glutted with Serpents gore,
The sacred Babion here,
In gold shape doth appeare.
------hic piscem fluminis, illic
Oppida tota canem venerantur./4
A fish here whole Townes reverence most,
A dog they honour in that coast.
And the very same interpretation that Plutarke
giveth unto this error, which is very well taken, is also honourable for
them. For, he saith, that (for example sake) it was neither the Cat
nor the Oxe that the AEgyptians adored, but that in those beasts they worshipped
some image of divine faculties. In this patience and utility, and
in that vivacity, or as our neighbours the Burgundians with all Germany
the impatience to see themselves shut up: Whereby they
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represented the liberty which they loved and adored beyond all other
divine faculty, and so of others. But when amongst the most moderate
opinions I meet with some discourses that goe about and labour to shew
the &rC resemblance betweene us and beasts, and what share they have
in our greatest privileges, and with how much likely-hood they are compared
unto us, truly I abate much of our presumption, and am easily removed from
that imaginary soveraigntie that some& ve and ascribe unto us above
all other creatures. If g&ll that were to be contradicted, yet is there
a kinde of respect and a generall duty of humanity which tieth us not only
unto brute beasts that have life and sense, but even unto trees and plants.
Unto men we owe Justice, and to all other creatures that are capable of
it, grace and benignity. There is a kinde of enterchangeable commerce and
mutual bond betweene them and us. I am not ashamed nor afraid to
declare the tendernesse of my childish Nature which is such that I cannot
well reject my Dog if he chance (although out of season) to fawne upone
me, or beg of me to play with him. The Turkes have almes and certaine
hospitals appointed for brute beasts. The Romans have a publike care
to breed and nourish Geese,&by whose vigilance their capital had beene
saved. The Athenians did precisely ordaine that all manner of Mules
which had served or beene imploied about the building of their temple called
Hecatorn&%doil should be free and suffered to feed wheresoever they
pleased, without any let or impeachment. The Agrigentines had an
ordinary custome seriously and solemnly to bury all such beasts as they
had held deare; as horses of rare worth and merit speciall dogs, choice
or profitable birds, or such as had but served to make their children sport.
And the sumptnous magnificence which in all other things was ordinary and
peculiar unto them, appeared also almost notably in the stately sumptuousnesse
and costly number of monuments erected to that end, which many ages after
have endured and been maintained in pride and state. The AEgyptians
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their Beares, and Crocodiles in holy places, embalming their carcasses,
and at their deaths, to weare mourning weeds for them. Cymon caused
a stately honourable tombe to be erected for the Mares, wherewith he had
three times gained the prize at running in the Olimpike games. Ancient
Xantippus caused his Dog to be enterred upon a hill by the sea shore, which
ever since hath beene named by him. And Plutarch (as himselfe saith)
made it a matter of conscience, in hope of a small gaine to sell or send
an Oxe to the shambles that had served him a long time.
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SEBOND
KNOWLEDGE is without all Contradiction a most profitable and chiefe
ornament, Those who despise it declare evidently their sottishnesse:
Yet doe not I value it at so excessive a rate as some have done; namely
Herillus the Philosopher, who grounded his chiefe felicitie upon it, and
held that it lay in her power to make us content and wise: which I cannot
beleeve, nor that which others have said, that Knowledge is the mother
of all vertue, and that all vice proceedeth of ignorance. Which if
it be it is subject to a large interpretation. My house hath long
since ever stood open to men of understanding, and is very well knowne
to many of them: for my father, who commanded the same fifty yeeres and
upward, set on fire by that new kinde of earnestnesse wherewith King Francis
the first imbraced Letters, and raised them unto credit, did with great
diligence and much cost endevour to purchase the acquaintance of learned
men; receiving and entertaining them as holy persons, and who had some
particular inspiration of divine wisdom; collecting their sentences and
discourses as if they had beene Oracles; and with so much more reverence
and religious regard by how much lesse authority hee had to judge of them:
for hee had no knowledge of Letters no more than his predecessors before
him. As for mee I love them indeed, but yet I worship them not.
Amongst others, Peter Bunel (a man in his time by reason of his learning
of high esteeme) having sojourned a few daies at Montaigne with my father
and others of his coat being ready to depart thence, presented him
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with a booke entituled Theologia naturalis; sive liber creaturarum magistri
Raimondi de Sebonde. And for so much as the Italian and Spanish tongues
were very familiar unto him, and that the book was written in a kinde of
latinized Spanish, whereof divers words had Latine terminations; he hoped
that with little aid he might reape no small profit by it, and commended
the same very much unto him, as a booke most profitable, and fitting the
dayes in which he gave it him. It was even at what time the new fangles
of Luther began to creepe in favour, and in many places to shake the foundation
of our ancient beleefe. Wherein he seemed to be well advised, as
be who by discourse of reason fore-saw that this budding disease would
easily turne to an execrable Atheisme: For the vulgar wanting the
faculty to judge of things by themselves, suffering it selfe to be carried
away by fortune and led on by outward appamraces, if once it be possessed
with the boldnesse to despise and malapertnesse to impugne the opinions
which tofore it held in awful reverence (as are those wherein consisteth
their salvation) and that some articles of their religion be made doubtfull
and questionable, they will soon and easily admit an equal uncertainty
in all other parts of their beleefe, as they that had no other grounded
authoritie or foundation but such as are now shaken and weakned, and immediately
reject (as a tyrannical yoke) all impressions they had in former times
received by the authoritie of Lawes, or reverence of ancient custome.
Nam cupide conculcatur nimis anti metutum./1
That which we fear'd before too much,
We gladly scorne when tis not such.
Undertaking thenceforward to allow of nothing, except they have first given
their voice and particular consent to the same. My father, a few
daies before his death, lighting by chance upon this booke, which before
he had neglected, amongst other writings commanded
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mee to translate the same into French. It is easie to translate
such Authors, where nothing but the matter is to be represented; but hard
and dangerous to undertake such as have added much to the grace and elegancy
of the language, namely to reduce them into a weaker and poorer tongue.
It was a strange taske and new occupation for me: but by fortune being
then at leisure and unable to gainsay the commandement of the best father
that ever was, I came ere long (as well as I could) to an end of it: wherein
he toook singular delight, and commanded the same to be printed, which
accordingly was after his decease performed. I found the conceits
of the author to be excellent, the contexture of his worke well followed,
and his project full of pietie. Now forasmuch as divers ammuse themselves
to reade it, and especially Ladies, to whom we owne most service, it hath
often beene my hap to help them, when they were reading it, to discharge
the booke of two principall objections, which are brought against the same.
His drift is bold, and his scope adventurous for he undertaketh by humane
and naturall reasons, to establish and verifie all the articles of Christian
religion against Atheists. Wherein (to say truth) I find him so resolute
and so happy, as I deem it a thing impossible to doe better in that argument,
and thinke that none equalleth him. Which booke seeming to me both
over-rich and exquisite, being written by an author whose name is so little
knowne, and of whom all we know is, that be was a Spaniard, who about two
hundred yeeres since professed Physicke in Tholouse: I demanded once
of Adrianus Turnebus (a man who knew all things) what such a booke might
be; who answered, that he deemed the same to be some Quintessence extracted
from out Saint Thomes Aquinas: For, in good truth, onely such a spirit
fraught with so infinite erudition, and so full admirable subtilities was
capable of such and so rare imitiations. So it is, that whosoever
be the author or deviser of it (the title whereof ought not without further
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sufficient-worthie man, and endowed with sundrie other excellent qualities.
The first thing he is reproved for in his Booke is, that Christians wrong
themselve much, in that they ground their beleefe upon humane reasons,
which is conceived but by faith and by a particular inspiration of God.
Which objection seemeth to containe some zeale of pietie; by reason whereof
we ought, with so much more mildnes and regard, endevour to satisfie them
that propose it. It were a charge more befitting a man conversant,
and sutable to one acquainted with the holy Scriptures, than me, who am
altogether ignorant in them. Neverthelesse I thinke, that even as
to a matter so divine and high, and so much exceeding al humane understanding,
as is this verity, wherwith it hath pleased the goodness of God to enlighten
as, it is most requisit that he affoord and lend us his helpe; And that;
with an extraordinary and privileged favour, that so we may the better
conceive and entertaine the same: For, I suppose that meanes meerely
humane can no way be capable of it; which if they were, so many rare and
excellent mindes, and so plenteously stored with naturall faculties, as
have beene in times past, would never by their discourse have mist the
attayning of this knowledge. It is faith onely which lively and assuredly
embraceth the high mysteries of our Religion. And no man can doubt but
that it is a most excellent and commendable enterprise, properly to accommodate
and fit to the service of our faith, the natural helpes and humane implements
which God hath bestowed upon us. And no question is to be made but
that it is the most honourable employment we can put them unto; and that
there is no occupation or intent more worthy a good Christian, than by
all meanes, studies, and imaginations, carefully to endevour how to embellish,
amplifie, and extend the truth of his beleefe and religion. It is
not enough for us to serve God in spirit and soule; we owe him besides,
and wee yeeld unto him, a corporall worshipping; we applie our limbs, our
motions, and all external things, to honour him.
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The like ought to be done, and we should accompany our faith with all
the reason we possesse: Yet alwayes with this proviso, that we thinke
it doth not depend of us, and that all our strength and arguments can never
attaine to so supernaturall and divine a knowledge: Except it seize
upon us, and as it were enter into us by an extraordinarie infusion:
And unlesse it also enter into us not onely by discourse, but also by humane
meanes, she is not in her dignitie nor in her glorie. And verily
I feare therfore, that except this way, we should not enjoy it. Had
we fast-hold on God; by the interposition of a lively faith; had we hold-fast
on God by himselfe, and not by us; had we a divine foundation; then should
not humane and worldly occasions have the power so to shake and totter
us, as they have. Our hold would not then yeeld to so weake a batterie:
The love of noveltie; the constrainte of Princes; the good successe of
one partie; the rash and casuall changing of our opinions, should not then
have the power to shake and alter our beleefe. We should not suffer
the same to be troubled at the wil and pleasure of a new argument, and
at the perswasion , no, not of all the rhetorike that ever was we should
withstand these boistrous billowes with an inflexible and unmoveable
constancie+:
Illisos fluctus rupes, ut vasta refundit
Et varias circumlatrantes dissipat undas,
Mole sua./1
As huge rocks doe regorge th' invective waves,
And dissipate the billowes brawling braves,
Which these gainst those still bellowe out.
Those being big and standing stout.
If this raie of Divinitie did in any sort touch
us, it would everie where appeare: Not only our words, but our actions,
would beare some shew and lustre of it. Whatsoever should proceed
from us, might be seene inlightned with this noble and matchlesse brightness.
We should blush for shame, that in humane sects there
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was never any so factious, what difficultie or strangenesse soever his
doctrine maintained, but some sort conforme his behaviors and square his
life unto it: Whereas so divine and heavenly an institution never
markes Christians but by the tongue. And will you see whether it
be so? Compare but our manners unto a Turke, or a Pagan, and we must
needs yeeld unto them: Whereas in respect of our religious superioritie,
we ought by much, yea by an incomparable distance, out-shine them in excellencie:
And well might a man say, Are they so just, so charitable, and so good?
Then must they be Christians. All other outward shewes and exterior
apparences are common to all religious: As hope, affiance, events,
ceremonies, penitence, and martyrdoms. The peculiar badge of our
truth should be vertue; As it is the heavenliest and most difficult marke,
and worthiest production of Verity it selfe, And therefore was our good
Saint Lewis in the right, when that Tartarian King, who was become a Christian,
intended to come to Lyons, to kisse the Popes feet, and there to view the
sanctitie he hoped to find in our lives and manners, instantly to divert
him from it, fearing lest our dissolute manners and licentious kind of
life might scandalize him, and so alter his opinion fore-conceived of so
sacred a religion. Howbeit the contrary happened to another, who
for the same effect being come to Rome, and there viewing the disolutenesse
of the Prelates and people of those dayes, was so much the more confirmed
in our religion; considering with himselfe what force and divinity it must
of consequence have, since it was able, amidst so many corruptions and
so viciously- poluted hands, to maintaine her dignitie and splendor.
Had wee but one onely graine of faith, wee should then be able to remove
mountaines from out their place, saith the Holy Writ. Our actions
being guided and accompanied with Divinitie, should not then be meerely
humane, but eveil as our beliefe, containe some wonder-causing thing.
Brevis est institutio vitae honestae beataeque, si credas: 'The institution
of an honest and
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blessed life is but short, if a man beleeve. Some make the world
beleeve that they beleeve things they never doe. Others (and they
are the greater number) perswade themselves they doe so, as unable to conceive
what it is to beleeve. We thinke it strange if in warres, which at
this time doe so oppresse our state we see the events to float so strangely,
and with so common and ordinarie a manner to change and alter: The
reason is, we adde nothing unto it but our owne. Justice, which is
on the one side, is used but for a cloake and ornament; she is indeed alleadged,
but not received, nor harboured, nor wedded. She is as in the mouth
of a Lawyer, and not as she ought in the heart and affection of the partie.
God oweth his extraordinarie assistance unto faith and religion, and not
to our passions. Men are but directors unto it and use religion for
a show: It ought to be cleane contrarie. Doe hot marke if we doe
not handle it as it were a peece of waxe, from out so right and so firme
a rule, to draw so many contrary shapes. When was this better seene
than now-adaies in France? Those which have taken it on the left,
and those who have taken it on the right hand: Such as speake the
false, and such who speake the truth of it, do so alike employ and fit
the same to their violent and ambitious enterprises, proceede unto it with
so conformable a proceeding in riotousnesse and injustice, they make the
diversitie they pretend in their opinions doubtfull, and hard to be beleeved,
in a thing from which depends the conduct and law of our life. Can
a man see from one same Schoole and Discipline, more united and like customes
and fashions to proceed? View but the horrible impudencie wherewith
we tosse divine reasons to and fro, and how irreligiously wee have both
rejected and taken them againe, according as fortune hath in these publike
stormes transported us from place to place. This solemne proposition:
Whether it be lawfull for a subject, for the defence of religion, to rebell
and take armes against his Prince: Call but to minde in what mouthes
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of the same was the chiefe pillar of the one part; the negative was
the maine-underprop of the other: And listen now from whence commeth
the voyce and instruction of one and other: and whether armes clatter and
clang less for this than for that cause. And we burne those men which
say that truth must be made to abide the yoke of our need: And how
much worse doth France than speak it. Let us confesse the truth:
he that from out this lawfull armie should cull out first those who follow
it for meere zeale of a religious affection than such as only regard the
defence and protection of their countries lawes or service of their Prince;
whether hee could ever erect a compleat company of armed men. How
comes it to passe that so few are found who have still held one same wil
and progresse in our publike revolutions, and that we see them now and
then but faintly and sometimes as fast as they can headlong to runne into
the action? And the same men, now by their violence and rashnesse,
and now through their slowness demissnes, and heavines to spoile, and as
it were overthrow our affaires, but that ihey are thrust into them by casual
motives, and particular consideration, according to the diversities wherewith
they are moved? I plainly perceive we lend nothing unto devotion
but the offices that flatter our passions. There is no hostilitie so excellent
as that which is absolutely Christian. Our zeale worketh wonders, whenever
it secondeth our inclinations towards hatred, crueltie, ambition, avarice,
detraction, or rebellion. Towards goodnes, benignitie, or temperance
it goeth but slowly, and against the haire, except miraculously, some rare
complexion leade him unto it, it neither runnes nor flieth to it.
Our religion was ordained to root out vices, but it shrowdeth, fostreth,
and provoketh them. As commonly we say, 'We must not make a foole
of God. Did we believe in him, I say not through faith, but with
a simple beleefe; yea (I speake it to our confusion) did we but beleeve
and know him, as wee doe another storie, or as one of our companions; we
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above all other things, by reason of the infinite goodnes and unspeakable
beauty that is and shines in him: Had he but the same place in our
affections that riches, Pleasures, glory, and our friends have: The
best of us doth not so much feare to wrong him as he doth to injure his
neighbour, his kinsman, or his master. Is there so simple a minde
who, on the one side having before him the object of one of our vicious
pleasures, and on the other to his full view perfect knowledge and assured
perswasion, the state of an immortall glorie, that would enter into contention
of one for the other? And so we often refuse it through meere contempt:
for what drawes us to blaspheming, unlesse it be at all adventures, the
desire it selfe of the offence? The Philosopher Antisthenes, when
he was initiated in the mysteries of Orpheus, the priest saying unto him
that such as vowed themselves to that religion should after death receive
eternall and perfect felicities, replied, 'If thou beleeve it, why dost
thou not die thy selfe? Diogenes more roughly (as his manner was)
and further from our purpose, answered the priest who perswaded him to
be one of his order, that so he might come unto and attaine the happinesse
of the other world: 'Wilt thou have me beleeve that those famous men, Agesilaus
and Epaminondas, shall be miserable, and that thou, who art but an asse,
and doth nothing of any worth; shalt be happy, because thou art a Priest?
Did we but receive these large promises of everlasting blessednesse with
like authoritie as we do a philosophicall discourse, we should not then
have death in that horror as we have:
Non jam se moriens dissolvi conquereretur,
Sed magis ire foras, vestemque relinquere ut anguis
Gauderet, praelonga senex aut cornua cervus./1
He would not now complains to be dissolved dying,
But rather more rejoice, that now he is forth-flying,
Or as a Snake his coat out-worne,
Or as old Harts, doth cast his horne.
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I will be dissolved, should we say, and be
with Jesus Christ. The forcible power of Platoes discourse of the
immortality of the soule provoked divers of his Schollers unto death, that
so they might more speedily enjoy the hopes he told them of. All
which is a most evident token that we receive our religion but according
to our fashion and by our owne hands, and no otherwise than other religions
are received. We are placed in the countrie where it was in use; where
we regard her antiquity, or the authority of those who have maintained
her; where we fears the menaces wherewith she threatneth all misbeleevers,
or follow her promises. The considerations ought to be applied and
employed to our beleefe, but as subsidiaries: they be human bonds.
Another country, other testimonies, equall promises, alike menaces, might
semblaby imprint a cleane contrary religion in us: we are Christians by
the same title as we are either Perigordins or Germans. And as Plato
saith: 'There are few so confirmed in Atheisme but some great danger will
bring unto the knowledge of God's divine power. The part doth not
touch or concerne a good Christians: It is for mortall and worldly
religions to be received by a humane convoy. What faith is that like to
be which cowardice of heart doth plant and weaknesse establish in us?
A goodly faith, that beleeves that which it beleeveth onely because it
wanteth the courage not to beleeve the same. A vicious passion, as
that of inconstancie and astonishment is, can it possibly ground any regular
production in our mindes or soules? They establish, saith he, by
the reason of their judgement, that whatsoover is reported of hell, or
of after-comming paines, is but a fiction: but the occasions to make triall
of it, offering itselfe at what time age or sicknesse doth summon them
to death, the errour of the same, through the horrour of their future condition,
doth then replenish them with another kind of beleefe. And because
such impressions make mens hearts fearfull, hee by his lawes inhibiteth
all instruction of such threats and the perswasion that any evill may come
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Gods, except for his greater good, and for a medicinable effect, whensoever
he falleth into it. They report of Bion that being infected with
the Atheismes of Theodorus, he had for a long time made but a mockerie
of religious men; but when death did once seize upon him he yeelded unto
the extremest superstitious: As if the Gods would either be removed or
come again, according to Bions businesses Plato and these examples conclude
that we are brought to beleeve in God either by reason or by compulsion,
Atheisme being a proposition as unnaturall and monstrous as it is hard
and uneasie to be established in any mans minde, how insolent and unruly
soever he may be: many have beene seene to have conceived either through
vanitie or fiercenesse, strange and seld-knowne opinion, as if they would
become reformers of the world by affecting a profession only in countenance:
who though they be sufficiently foolish, yet are they not powerfull enough
to ground or settle it in their consciences. Yet will not such leave
to lift up their joyned hands to heaven, give them but a stoccado on their
breast: and when fear shall have supprest, or sicknesse vanquished this
licentious fervour of a wavering minde, then will they suffer themselves
gently to be reclaimed, and discreetly to be perswaded to give credit unto
true beliefe and publike examples. A decree seriously digested is
one thing, and these shallow and superficiall impressions another, which
bred by the dissolutenesse of a loose spirit, doe rashly and uncertainely
float up and downe the fantasie of a man. Oh men, most braine-sicke
and miserable, that endeavour to be worse than they can! The errour
of Paganisme and the ignorance of our sacred truth, was the cause of this
great soules-fall: but onely great in worldly greatnes; also in this next
abuse, which is, that children and old men are found to be more susceptible
or capable of religion, as if it were bred and had her credit from our
imbecillitie. The bond which should binde our judgement, tie our
will, enforce and joyne our soules to our Creator, should be a bond taking
his doubling and forces, not
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and passions, but from a divine and supernaturall compulsion, having but
one forme, one countenance, and one grace ; which is the authoritie and
grace of God, Now our heart being ruled and
our soule commanded by faith, reason willeth that she drawes all our other
parts to the service of her intent, according to their power and facultie.
Nor is it likely but that this vast worlds-frame must beare the impression
of some markes, therein imprinted by the hand of this great wondrous architect,-and
that even in all things therein created there must be some image, somewhat
resembling and having coherencie with the workeman that wrought and framed
them. He hath left imprinted in these higlh and misterious works
the characters of his divinitie: and onely our imbecilitie is the cause
wee can not discover nor read them. It is that which himselfe telleth
us, that by his visible operations be doth manifest those that are invisible
to us. Sebond hath much travelled about this worthie studie, and
sheweth us, that there is no parcell of this world that either belyeth
or shameth his Maker. It were a manifest wronging of God's goodnesse
if all this universe did not consent and sympathise with our beleefe.
Heaven, earth, the elements, our bodies, our soule, yea all things else,
conspire and agree unto it: onely the meanes how to make use of them must
be found out: They will instruct us sufficiently, be we but capable
to learne and to to understand. For this world is a most holy temple,
into which man is brought there to behold statues and images not wrought
by mortall hand, but such as the secret thought of God hath made sensible,
as the Sunne, the Starres, the Waters and the Earth, thereby to represent
the intelligible unto us. 'The invisible things of God,' saith St.
Paul, 'doe evidently appeae by the creation of the world, judgeing of his
eternall Wisdome and Divinity by his workes.
Atque adeo faciem coeli non invidet orbi
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Semper volvendo! seque ipsum inculcat et offert
Ut bene coqnosci possit, doceatque videndo
Qualis est, doceatque suas attendere leges./1
God to the world doth not heav'ns face envie,
But by still moving it doth notifie
His face and essence, doth himselfe applie,
That he may well be knowen, and teach by seeing,
How he goes, how we should marke his decreeing.
Now our reason and humane discourse is as the
lumpish and barren matter, and the Grace of God is the form thereof. 'Tis
that which giveth both fashion and worth unto it. Even as the vertuous
actions of Socrates and Cato are but frivolous and unprofitable because
they had not their end, and regarded not the love and obedience of the
true creator of all things, and namely, because they were ignorant of the
true knowledge of God: So is it of our imaginations and discourse;
they have a kind of body, but a shapelesse masse, without light or fashion,
unlesse faith and the grace of God be ioyned thereunto. Faith, giving
as it were a tincturo and lustre unto Sebonds arguments, make them the
more firme and solid: They may well serve for a direction and guide
to a young learner, to lead and set him in the right way of this knowledge.
They in some sort fashion and make him capable of the grace of God, by
meanes whereof our beliefe is afterwards achieved and made perfect.
I know a man of authority, brought up in letters, who confessed unto me
that he was reclaimed from out the errours of mis-beleeving by the arguments
of Sebond. And if it happen they be dispoyled of this ornament, and
of the helpe and approbation of faith, and taken but for meere humane fantazies,
yet to combat those that headlong are fallen into the dreadfull error and
horrible darkenesse of irreligious even then shall they be found as firme
and forcible as any other of that condition that may be opposed against
them. So that we shall stand upon terms to say unto our parties,
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Si melius quid habes, accerse, vel imperium fer./1
If you have any better, send for me,
Or else that I bid you, contented be.
Let them either abide the force of our proofes,
or show us some others, upon some other subject, better compact and more
full. I have in a manner unawares half engaged my selfe in the second
objection, to which I had purposed to frame an answer for Sebond.
Some of his arguments are weake and simple to verifie what he would, and
undertake to front him easily. Such fellowes must somewhat more roughly
be handled, for they are more dangerous and more malicious than the first.
Man doth willingly apply other mens sayings to the advantage of the opinions
be hath fore-judged in himselfe. 'To an Atheist all writings make for Atheisme.
He with his owne venome infecteth the innocent matter. These have
some preoccupation of judgment that makes their taste wallowish and tastelesse,
to conceive the reasons of Sebond. As for the rest, they thinke to
have faire play offered them if they have free liberty to combat our religion
with meere worldly weapons; which they durst not charge, did they behold
her in her majesty, full of authority and commandement. The meanes
I use to suppresse this frenzy,, and which seemeth the fittest for my purpose,
is to crush and trample this humane pride and fiercenesse under foot, to
make them feele the emptinesse, vacuitie, and no worth of man: and violently
to pull out of their hands the silly weapons of their reason; to make them
stoope, and bite and snarle at the ground, under the authority and reverence
of God's Majesty. Onely to her belongeth science and wisdome, it
is she alone can judge of her selfe; and from her we steale whatsoever
we repute, value, and count ourselves to be.
O. @ap IVOPOV46,@ 0 oe6y 14iy.n
Of greater, better, wiser minde than he,
God can abide no mortall man should be.
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Let us suppress this overweening, the first
foundation of the tyrannie of the wicked spirit. Deus superbis resistit:
humilibus autem dat gratiam: 'God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace
to the humble. Plato saith 'that intelligence is in all the Gods,
but little or nothing at all in men. Meanewhile it is a great comfort
unto a Christian man to see our mortall implements and fading tooles so
fitly sorted to our holy and divine faith; that when they are employed
to the mortal and fading subjects of their nature, they are never more
forcible nor more joyntlie appropriated unto them. Let us then see
whether man hath an other stronger reasons in his power then Sebondes,
and whether it be in him, by argument or discourse, to come to any certainty.
For, St. Augustine, pleading against these kind of men, because he
would upbraid them with their injustice, in that they hold the parts of
our beleefe to be false, and that our reason faileth in establishing them:
and to shew that many things may be, and have beene, whereof our discourse
can never ground the nature and the causes: he proposeth and setteth downe
before them certaine knowen and undoubted experiments, wherein man confesseth
to see nothing, which he doth as all things else, with a curious and ingenious
search. More must be done, and they must be taught, that to convince the
weaknesse of their reason we need not go far to cull out rare examples.
And that it is so defective and blinde, as there is no facility so clear
that is clear enough unto her: that easie and uneasie is all one to her;
that all subjects equally, and Nature in generall disavoweth her jurisdiction
and interposition. What preacheth truth unto us, when it biddeth
us flie and shun worldly philosophy; when it so often telleth us 'that
all our wisdome is but folly before God; that of all vanities man is the
greatest; that man, who presumeth of his knowledge, doth not yet know what
knowledge is: and that man, who is nothing, if he but thinke to be something,
seduceth and deceiveth bimselfe? These sentences of the Holy Ghost
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expresse what I would maintaine, as I should neede no proofe against
such as with all submission and obeysance would yeeld to his authority.
But these will needs be whipt to their owne cost, and cannot abide their
reason to be combatted, but by itselfe. Let us now but consider man
alone without other help, armed but with his own weapons, and unprovided
of the grace and knowledge of God, which is all his honour, all his strength,
and all the ground of his being. Let us see what hold-fast or free-
bold he hath in this gorgeous and goodly equipage. Let him with the
utmost power of his discourse make me understand upon what foundation he
hath built those great advantages and ods he supposeth to have over other
creatures. Who hath perswaded him that this admirable moving of heavens
vaults, that the eternal light of these lampes so fiercely rowling over
his head, that the horror-moving and continnall motion of this infinite
vaste ocean were established, and continue so many ages for his commoditie
and service? Is it possible to imagine anything so ridiculous as this miserable
and wretched creature, which is not so much as master of himselfe, exposed
and subject to offences of all things, and yet dareth call himselfe Master
and Emperour of this Universe? In whose power it is not to know the
least part of it., much lesse to command the same. And the Privileges
which he so fondly challengeth to be the onely absolute creature in this
huge worlds frame, perfectly able to know the absolute beautie and several
parts thereof, and that he is only of power to yeeld the great architect
thereof due thanks for it, and to keepe account both of the receipts and
layings out of the world. Who hath sealed him his patent? Let
him shew us his letters of privilegefor so noble and so great a charge.
Have they been granted onely in favour of the wise? Then concerne
they but a few. Are the foolish and wicked worthy of so extraordinary
a favour, who being the worst part of the world, should they be preferred
before the rest? Shall we believe him: Quorum igitur causa
quis dixerit effectum esse mundum?
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Eorum scilicet animantium quo ratione utuntur. Hi sunt dii
et homines, quibus profecto nihil est melius:/1 'For whose cause then
shall a man say that the world was made?' In sooth, for those creatures
sake which have the use of reason; those are Gods and men, than whom assuredly
nothing is better. We shall never sufficiently baffle the impudency
of this conjoyning. But silly wretch, what hath he in him worthie
such an advantage? To consider the incorruptible life of the celestiall
bodies, their beauty, greatnesse, and agitation, continued with so just
and regular a course.
------ cum suspicimus magni
celestia mundi
Templa super, stellisque micantibus Aethera fixum,
Et venit in mentem Lunae Solisque viarum./2
When we of this great world the heavenly temples see
Above us, and the skies with shine-starres fixt to be,
And marks in our discourse,
Of Sunne and Moone the course.
To consider the power of domination these bodies have not onely upon our
lives and condition of our fortune.
Facta etenim et vitas hominum suspendit ab astris./3
For on the stars he doth suspend
Of men, the deeds, the lives, and end.
But also over our dispositions and inclinations,
our discourses and wils, which they rule, provoke, and move at the pleasure
of their influences, as our reason finds and teacheth us.
------ speculataque longe
Deprendit tacitis dominantia legibus astra.
Et totum alterna mundum ratione moveri,
Fatorumque vices certis discernere signis./4
By speculation it from far discerns,
How stars by secret lawes do guide our sterns,
And this whole world is moov'd by entercourse
And by sure signes of fates to know the course.
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Seeing that not a man alone, nor a king only,
but monarchies and empires; yea, and all the world below is moved at the
shaking of one of the least heavenly motions.
Quantaque quam parvi faciant discrimina motus:
Tantum est hoc regnum quod regibus imperat ipsis./1
How little motions make, how different affection:
So great this Kingdoms is, that hath Kings in subjection.
If our vertue, vices, sufficiency and knowledge,
and the same discourse we make of the power of the starres, and the comparison
betweene them and us, commeth as our reason judgeth by their meane and
through their favour;
-----furit
alter amore,
Et pontum tranare potest, et vertere Troiam,
Alterius sors est scibendis legibus apta:
Ecce patrem nati perimunt, natosque parentes,
Mutuaque armati coeunt in vulnera fratres,
Non nostrum hoc bellum est; coquntur tanta movere,
Inque suas ferri ponas, lacerandaque membra:
Hoc quoque fatale est sic ipsum expandere fatum:/2
One with love madded, his love to enjoy
Can crosse the seas, and overturns all Troy
Anothers lot is to set lawes severe.
Loe sonnes ill fathers, fathers sonnes destroy,
Brothers for mutuall wounds their armes doe beare,
Such war is not our owne, forc't are we to it,
Drawne to our owne paines, our owne limbs to teare
Fates so t'observe t'is fatall, we must doe it
If we hold that portion of reason, which we have
from the distribution of heaven, how can she make us equall unto it?
How can she submit his essence and conditions unto our knowledge?
Whatsoever we behold in those high bodies doth affright us:Quae molitio,
quae ferramenta, qui vectes, quo machinae, qui ministri tanti operis fuerunt?/3
'What
workmanship? What yron- braces? What maine beames, what engines?
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What masons and carpenters were to so great a worke?
Why doe we then deprive them of soule, of life, and of discourse?
Have we discovered or knowen any unmoveable or insensible stupidity in
them? We, who have no commerce but of obedience with them?
Shall we say we have seene the use of a reasonable soule in no other creature
but in man? What? Have we seene anything comparable to the
sunne? Leaveth he to be, because we have seene nothing semblable
unto it? And doth he leave his moving because his equall is nowhere
to be found? If that which we have not seene is not, our knowledge
is that wonderfull abridged. Quae sunt tantae, animi angustia? 'What
narrownesse of my heart is such? Be they not dreames of humane vanity,
to make a celestiall earth or world of the moone, as Anaxagoras did?
And therein to plant habitations, and as Plato and Plutarch doe, erect
their colonies for our use. And to make of our knowne earth a bright
shining planet? Inter caetera mortalitatis incommoda, et hoc est caligo
mentium: nec tantum necessitas errandi, sed errorum amor:/1 'Among
other discommodities of our mortality this is one, there is darknesse in
our minds, and in us not onely necessity of erring, but a love of errors.'
Corruptibile
corpus aggravat animam, et deprimit terrena inhabitatio sensum multa cogitantem:/2
XXX'Our corruptible body doth overlode our soule, and our dwelling on earth
weighs downe our sense that is set to thinke of many matters.' Presumption
is our naturall and originall infirmitie. Of all creatures man is
the most miserable and fraile, and therewithall the proudest and disdainfullest.
Who perceiveth and seeth himselfe placed here amidst the filth and mire
of the world, fast-tied and nailed to the worst, most senselesse, and drooping
part of the world, in the vilest corner of the house, and farthest from
heavens coape, with those creatures that are the worst of the three conditions;
and yet dareth imaginarily place himself above the circle of the moon,
and reduce heaven under his feet. It is through the vanitie of the
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same imagination that he dare equall himself to God, that he ascribeth
divine conditions unto himself, that he selecteth and separateth himselfe
from out the ranke of other creatures; to which his fellow-brethren and
compeers he cuts out and shareth their parts, and allotteth them what portions
of meanes or forces he thinkes good. How knoweth he by the vertue
of his understanding the inward and secret motions of beasts? By
what comparison from them to us doth he conclude the brutishnesse be ascribeth
unto them? When I am playing with my cat, who knowes whether she have more
sport in dallying with me than I have in gaming with her? We entertaine
one another with mutuall apish trickes. If I have my houre to begin
or to refuse, so hath she hers. Plato in setting forth the golden
age under Saturne, amongst the chiefe advantages that man had then, reporteth
the communication he had with beasts, of whom enquiring and taking instruction,
he knew the true qualities and differences of every one of them: by and
from whom he got an absolute understanding and perfect wisedome, whereby
he led a happier life than we can doe. Can we have a better proofe
to judge of mans impudency touching beasts? This notable author was
of opinion that in, the greatest part of the corporall forme which nature
hath bestowed on them, she hath only respected the use of the prognostications,
which in his daies were thereby gathered. The defect which hindreth
the communication betweene them and us, why may it not as well be in us
as in them? It is a matter of divination to guesse in whom the fault
is that we understand not one another. For we understand them no
more than they us. By the same reason, may they as well esteeme us
beasts as we them. It is no great marvell if we understand them not:
no more doe we the Cornish, the Welch, or Irish. Yet have some boasted
that they understood them, as Apollonius Thyaneus, Melampus, Tiresias,
Thales, and others. And if it be (as Cosmographers report that there
are nations who receive and admit a dogge
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to be their king, it must necessarily follow that they give a certaine
interpretation to his voice and moving. We must note the parity that
is betweene us. We have some meane understanding of their senses,
so have beasts of ours, about the same measure. They flatter and
faune upon us, they threat and entreat us, so doe we them. Touching
other matters, we manifestly perceive that there is a full and perfect
communication amongst them, and that not only those of one same kinde understand
one another, but even such as are of different kindes.
Et mutae pecudes, et denique secla ferarum
Dissimilis fuerunt voces variasqe cluere,
Cum metus aut dolor est, aut eum tam gaudia gliscunt./1
Whole heard's (though dumbe) of beasts, both wild and tame,
Use divers voices, diffrent sounds to frame,
As joy, or griefe, or feare,
Upspringing passions beare.
By one kinde of barking of a dogge, the horse
knoweth he is angrie; by another voice of his, he is nothing dismaid.
Even in beasts that have no voice at all, by the reciprocall kindnesse
which we see in them, we easily inferre there is some other meane of entercommunication:
their jestures treat, and their motions discourse.
Non alia longe ratione atque ipse videtur
Protrahere ad gestum, pueros infantia lingua/2
No otherwise, then for they cannot speake,
Children are drawne by signes their mindes to breake.
And why not, as well as our dumbe men dispute,
argue, and tell histories by signes? I have some so ready and so
excellent in it, that (in good sooth) they wanted nothing to have their
meaning perfectly understood. Doe we not daily see lovers with the
lookes and rowling of their eyes, plainly show when they are angrie or
pleased, and how they entreat and thanke one another, assigne meetings,
and expresse any passion?
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El silentio ancor suole
Haver prieghi e parole.
Silence also hath a way,
Words and prayers to convay.
What doe we with our hands? Doe we not sue
and entreat, promise and performe, call men unto us 'and discharge them,
bid them farewell and be gone, threaten, pray, beseech, deny, refuse, demand,
admire, number, confesse, repent, feare, bee ashamed, doubt, instruct,
command, incite, encourage, sweare, witnesse, accuse, condemne, absolve,
injurie, despise, defie, despight, flatter, applaud, blesse, humble, mocke,
reconcile, recommend, exalt, shew gladnesse, rejoyce, complaine, waile,
sorrow, discomfort, dispaire, cry out, forbid, declare silence and astonishment:
and what not? with so great variation and amplifying as if they would contend
with the tongue. And with our head doe we not invite and and call
to us, discharge and send away, avow, disavow, honour, worship, disdaine,
demand, direct, rejoyce, affirme, deny, complaine, cherish, blandish, chide,
yeeld, submit, brag, boast, threaten, exhort, warrant, assure, and enquire?
What doe we with our eye- lids? and with our shoulders? To conclude,
there is no motion nor jesture that doth not speake, and speakes in a language
very easie, and without any teaching to be understood: nay, which is more,
it is a language common and publike to all: whereby it followeth (seeing
the varietie and severall use it hath from others) that this must rather
he deemed the proper and peculiar speech of humane nature. I omit
that which necessitie in time of need doth particularly instruct and suddenly
teach such as need it; and the alphabets upon fingers, and grammars by
jestures; and the sciences which are onely exercised and expressed by them:
and the nations Plinie reporeth to have no other speech. An Ambassador
of the Citie of Abdera, after he had talked a long time unto Agis, King
of Sparta, said thus unto him: 'O King, what answer wilt thou that I beare
backe unto our citizens? 'Thus (answered he) that
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I have suffered thee to speake all thou wouldst, and as long as thou
pleasedst, without ever speaking one word. Is not this a kind of
speaking silence, and easie to be understood? And as for other matters;
what sufficiency is there in us that we must not acknowledge from the industry
and labours of beasts? Can there be a more formall and better ordained
policie, divided into so severall charges and offices, more constantly
entertained, and better maintained, than that of Bees? Shall we imagine
their so orderly disposing of their actions, and managing of their vocations,
have so proportioned and formall a conduct without discourse, reason, and
forecast?
His quidam signis atque hoc exempla sequuti,
Esse apibus partem divinae mentis, et haustus
Aethereos doxere./1
Some by these signes, by these examples moved,
Said that in Bees there is and may be proved
Some taste of heavenly kinde,
Part of celestial minde.
The Swallowes which, at the approach of springtime,
we see to pry, to search, and ferret all the corners of our houses; is
it without judgement they seeke, or without discretion they chuse from
out a thousand places, that which is fittest for them to build their nest
andlodging? And in that prety cunning contexture and admirable framing
of their houses, would birds rather fit themselves with a round than a
square figure, with an obtuse than a right angle, except they knew both
the commodities and effects of them? Would they (suppose you) first
take water and then clay, unlesse they guessed that the hardnesse of the
one is softened by the moistnesse of the other? Would they floore
their palace with mosse or downe, except they foresaw that the tender parts
of their young ones shall thereby be more soft and easie? Would they
shroud and shelter themselves from stormy weather, and build their cabbins
towards the East,
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unlesse they knew the different conditions of winds, and considered
that some are more healthfull and safe for them than some others?
Why doth the Spider spin her artificiall web thicke in one place and thin
in another? And now useth one, and then another knot, except she had an
imaginary kinde of deliberation, fore-thought, and conclusion? We
perceive by the greater part of their workes what excellency beasts have
over
us, and how weake our art and short our cunning is, if we goe about to
imitate them. We see, notwithstanding, even in our grosest works,
what faculties we employ in them, and how our minde employeth the uttermost
of her skill and forces in them: why should wee not thinke as much of them?
Wherefore doe we attribute the workes which excell whatever we can performe,
either by nature or by art, unto a kinde of unknowne, naturall, and servile
inclination? Wherein unawares wee give them a great advantage over
us, to infer that nature, led by a certaine loving kindnesses leadeth and
accompanieth them (as it were by the hand) unto all the actions and commodities
of their life; and that she forsaketh and leaveth us to the hazard of fortune;
and by art to quest and finde out those things that are behovefull and
necessarie for our preservation: and therewithall demeth us the meanes
to attaine by any institution and contention of spirit to the naturall
sufficiency of brute beasts: So that their brutish stupidity doth
in all commodities exceed whatsoever our divine intelligence can effect.
Verily, by this account, wee might have just cause and great reason to
terme her a most injust and partiall step-dame: But there is no such
thing, our policy is not so deformed and disordered. Nature hath
generally imbraced all her creatures: And there is not any but she
hath amply stored with all necessary meanes for the preservation of their
being. For the daily plaints, which I often heare men (when the licence
of their conceits doth sometimes raise them above the clouds, and then
headlong tumble them downe even to the Antipodes),
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exclaiming that man is the onely forsaken and out-cast creature, naked
on the bare earth, fast bound and swathed, having nothing to cover and
arme himselfe withall but the spoile of others; whereas Nature hath clad
and mantled all other creatures, some with shels, some with huskes, with
rindes, with haire, with wooll, with stings, with bristles, with hides,
with mosse, with feathers, with skales, with fleeces, and with silke, according
as their quality might need or their condition require: And hath
fenced and armed them with clawes, with talons, with hoofes, with teeth,
with stings, and with hornes, both to assaile others and to defend themselves:
And hath moreover instructed them in everything fit and requisite for them,
as to swim, to runne, to creepe, to flie, to roare, to bellow, and to sing:
whereas man only (Oh, silly, wretched man) can neither goe, nor speake,
nor shift, nor feed himselfe, unlesse it be to whine and weepe onely, except
hee bee taught.
Tum porro, puer ut saevis projectus ab undis
Navila, nudus humi, jacit infans indignus omni
Vitali auxilio, cum primum in luminis oras
Nexibus ex alvomatris natura profundit,
Vagituque locum lugibri complet, et aequm est
Cui tantum in vita restet transire malorum:
At variae crescunt pecudes, armenta, feraeque,
Nec crepitacula eis opus est, nec cuiquam adhibenda est
Almae nutricis blanda atque infracta loquela:
Nec varias quaerunt vestes pro tempore caeli:
Denique non armis opus est, non maenibus altis
Qeis sua tutentur quando omnibus omnia large
Tellus ipsa parit, naturaque daedata rerum./1
An infant, like a shipwracke ship-boy cast from seas,
Lies naked on the ground and speechlesse, wanting all
The helpes of vitall spirit, when nature with small ease
Of throes, to see first light, from her wombe lets him fall,
Then, as is meet, with mournfull cries he fils the place,
For whom so many ils remaine in his lives race.
But divers herds of tame and wild beasts foreward spring,
Nor need they rattles, nor of Nurces cockring-kind
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The flattering broken speech their lullaby need sing.
Nor seeke they divers coats, as divers seasons bind.
Lastly no armour need they, nor high-reared wall
Whereby to guard their owne, since all things unto all
Worke-master nature doth produce, And the earth largely to their use.
Such complaints are false. There is a greater
equality and more uniforme relation in the policy of the world. Our
skin is as sufficiently provided with hardnesse against the injuries of
the weather as theirs. Witnesse divers nations which yet never knew
the use of clothes. Our ancient Gaules were but slightly apparelled,
no more are the Irish-men, our neighbours, in so cold a climate: which
we may better judge by our selves, for all those parts of our bodie we
are pleased to leave bare to winde and wether, are by experience found
able to endure it. If there were any weake part in us which in likely-hood
should seeme to feare cold, it ought to be the stomacke, where digestion
is made. Our forefathers used to have it bare, and our ladies (as
dainty-nice as they be) are many times seene to goe open-breasted, as low
as their navill. The handles and swathes about our children are no more
necessary: and the mothers of Lacedemonia brought up theirs in all liberty
and loosenesse of moving their limbs without swathing or binding.
Our whining, our puling, and our weeping is common to most creatures, and
divers of them are often seene to waile and grone a long time after their
birth, forsomuch as it is a countenance fitting the weaknesse wherein they
feele themselves. As for the use of eating and feeding, it is in
us, as in them, naturall and without teaching.
Sentit enim vim quisque suam quam possit abuti./1
For every one soone-understanding is
Of his owne strength, which he may use amisse.
Who will make question that a child having attained
the strength to feed himselfe, could not quest for his meat and shift for
his drinke? The earth without
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labour or tilling doth sufficiently produce and offer him as much as
he shall need. And if not at all times, no more doth she unto beasts;
witnesse the provision wee see the ants and other silly creatures to make
against the cold and barren seasons of the yeare. The nations that
have lately bin discovered, so plenteously stored with all manner of naturall
meat and drinke, without care or labor, teach us that bread is not our
onely food: and that without toyling our common mother nature hath with
great plentie stored us with whatsoever should be needfull for us, yea,
as it is most likely, more richly and amply than now adaies she doth, that
we have added so much art unto it.
Et tellus nitidas fruges vinetaque laeta
Sponte sua primum mortalibus creavit,
Ipsa dedit dulces foetus, et pabulaa laeta,
Quae nunc vix nostro grandescunt aucta labore,
Conterimusque boves et vires agricolarum:
The earth it selfe at first of th' owne accord
Did men rich Vineyards, and cleane fruit afford.
It gave sweet of-springs, food from sweeter soyle
Which yet scarse greater grow for all our toyle,
Yet tire therein we doe,
Both Plough-men's strength and Oxen too.
The gluttonous excesse and intemperate lavishnesse
of our appetite exceeding all the inventions we endevour to finde out wherewith
to glut and cloy the same. As for armes and weapons, we have more
that be naturall unto us than the greatest part of other beasts.
We have more severall motions of limbs, and naturally without reaching:
we reape more serviceable nse of them than they doe. Those which
are trained up to fight naked, are seene head long to cast themselves into
the same hazards and dangers as we doe. If some beasts excell us
in this advantage, we exceed many others: and the industrie to enable the
skill to fortifie and the wit to shelter and cover our body by artificiall
meanes, we have it by a kinde of naturall intinct and teaching. Which
to prove, the elephant doth whet and sharpen his teeth
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he useth in warre (for he hath some he only useth for that purpose)
which he heedfully spareth and never puts them to other service:
When buls prepare themselves to fight, and they raise, scatter, and with
their feet cast the dust about them: the wilde boare whets his tusks; when
the Ichneumon is to grapple with the crocodile, he walloweth his body in
the mire, then lets the same drie and harden upon him, which he doth so
often that at last the same becomes as hard and tough as well as any compact
crust, which serveth him in stead of a cuirace. Why shall we not
say that it is as naturall for us to arme our selves with wood and yron?
As for speech, sure it is that if it be not naturall it is not necessary.
I beleeve, neverthelesse, that if a childe, bred in some uncouth solitarinesse,
farre from haunt of people (though it were a hard matter to make triall
of it) would no doubt have some kinde of words to expresse, and speech
to utter his conceits. And it is not to be imagined that nature hath refused
us that meane and barred us that helpe which she hath bestowed upon many
and divers other creatures: for what is that faculty we see in them when
they seeme to complaine, to rejoice, to call one unto another for helpe,
and bid one another to loving conjunction (as commonly they doe) by the
use of their voice, but a kind of speech? And shall not they speake
among themselves that speake and utter their minde unto us and we to them?
How many waies speake we unto our dogges, and they seeme to understand
and answer us? With another language and with other names speake
we unto and call them than we doe our birds, our hogges, our oxen, our
horses, and such like; and according to their different kindes we change
our idiome.
Cosi per entro loco schiera bruna
S'ammusa l'una con I'altra formica,
Forse a spiar lor via, et lor fortuna./1
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So Ants amidst their sable-coloured band
One with another mouth to mouth confer,
Haply their way, or state to understand.
Me seemeth that Lactantius/1 doth not onely attribute speech unto
beasts, but also laughing. And the same difference of tongue, which
according to the diversitie of countries is found amongst us, is also found
amongst beasts of one same kinde. Aristotle to that purpose alleageth
the divers calles or purres of partriges, according to the situation of
their place of breeding.
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Longe alias alio jaciunt in temepore voces,
Et partim mutant cum tempestatibus una
Raucisonos cantus./2
And divers birds, send forth much divers sounde
At divers times, and partly change the grounds
Of their hoarce-sounding song,
As seasons change along.
But it would be knowne what language such a child
should speake, and what some report by divination hath no great likelyhood.
And if against this opinion a man would alleage unto me that such as are
naturally deafe, speake not at all: I answer that it is not onely
because they could not receive the instruction of the world by their eares,
but rather inasmuch as the sense of hearing, whereof they are deprived,
hath some affinity with that of speaking, both which with a naturall kinde
of ligament or seame hold and are fastned together. In such sort
as what we speake we must first speake it unto our selves, and before we
utter and send the same forth to strangers we make it inwardly to sound
unto our eares. I have said all this to maintaine the coherency and
resemblance that is in all humane things, and to bring us unto the generall
throng. We are neither above nor under the rest: what ever is under the
coape of heaven (saith the wise man) runneth one law, and followeth one
fortune.
Indupedita suis fatalibus omnia vinclis./3
All things enfolded are,
In fatall bonds as fits their share. {Pope+}
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Some difference there is, there are orders
and degrees; but all is under the visage of one same nature,
----- res quaque suo ritu procedit,
et omnes
Faedere natura certo discrimina servant./1
All things proceed in their course, natures all
Keeps difference, as in their league doth fall.
Man must be forced and marshalled within the lists of this policie.
Miserable man, with all his wit, cannot in effect goe beyond it: he is
embraced and engaged, and as other creatures of his ranke are, he is subjected
in like bond, and without any prerogative or essentiall pre-excellenceie;
and what ever privilege he assume unto himselfe, he is of very meane condition.{Yahoo+}
That which is given by opinion or fantasie hath neither body nor taste.
And if it be so that he alone, above all other creatures, hath this liberty
of imagination and this licence of thoughts which represent unto him both
what:is and what is not, and what him pleaseth, falsehood and truth; it
is an advantage bought at a very high rate, and whereof he hath little
reason to glorie: for thence springs the chiefest source of all the mischiefs
that oppresse him, as sinne, sicknesse, irresolution, trouble and despaire.
But to come to my purpose, I say therefore, there is no likelyhood, we
should imagine, the beasts doe the very same things by a naturall inclination
and forced genuitie, which we doe of our freewil and industrie. Of
the very same effects we must conclude alike faculties, and by the richest
effects infer the noblest faculites, and consequently acknowledge that
the same discourse and way we hold in working, the very same, or perhaps
some other better, doe beasts hold. Wherefore shall we imagine that
naturall compulsion in them, that prove no such effect our selves?
Since it is more honourable to be addressed to act, and tyed to worke orderly,
by and through a natural and unavoideable condition and most approching
to Divinitie, than regularly to worke and act by and through a casuall
and rash libertie; and
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it is safer to leave the reignes of our conduct unto nature than unto
ourselves. The vanitie of our presumption maketh us rather to be
beholding and as it were endebted unto our owne strength, {Shylock+}
{Antonio] for our sufficiency, than unto her liberalitie; and we enrich
other creatures with naturall gifts, and yeeld those unto them, that so
we may ennoble and Honour our selves with gifts purchased, as me thinketh,
by a very simple humour: for I would prize graces and value gifts that
were altogether mine owne, and naturall unto me, as much as I would those
I had begged, and, with a long prentiship, shifted for. It lyeth
not in our power to obtaine a greater commendation than to be favoured
both of God and Nature. By that reason, the fox, which the inhabitants
of Thrace use when they will attempt to march upon the yce of some frozen
river, and to that end let her go loose afore them, should we see her running
alongst the river side, approch her eare close to the yce, to listen whether
by any farre or neere distance she may heare the noyse or roaring of the
water running under the same, and according as she perceiveth the yce thereby
to be thicke or thinne, to goe either forward or backward; might not we
lawfuify judge that the same discourse possesseth her head as in like case
it would ours? And that it is a kinde of debating reason and consequence
drawen from naturall sense? Whatsoever maketh a noyse moveth, whatsoever
moveth is not frozen, whatsoever is not frozen is liquid, whatsoever is
liquid yeelds under any weight? For to impute that only to a quicknesse
of the sense of hearing, without discourse or consequence, is but a fond
conceipt, and cannot enter into my imagination. The like must be
judged of so many wiles and inventions wherewith beasts save themselves
from the snares and scape the baits we lay to entrap them. And if
we will take hold of any advantage tending to that purpose, that it is
in our power to seize upon them, to employ them to our service, and to
use them at our pleasure; it is but the same oddes we have one upon another.
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bond-men; and were not the Climacides certain women in Syria, which
creeping on al foure upon the ground, served the ladies in steed of footstoles
or ladders to get up into their coachs? Where the greater part of
free men, for very slight causes, abandon both their life and being to
the power of others. The wives and concubines of the Thracians strive
and contend which of them shal be chosen to bee slaine over her husbands
or lovers tombe. Have tyrants ever failed to find many men vowed
to their devotion? Where some for an overplus or supererogation have added
this necessity, that they must necessarily accompany them as well in death
as in life. Whole hostes of men have thus tyed themselves unto their captaines.
The tenor of the oath ministred unto the schollars that entered and were
admitted the rude schoole of Roman Gladiators emplied these promises, which
was this: we vow and sweare to suffer our selves to be enchained, beaten,
burned, and killed with the sword, and endure whatsoever any lawfull fenser
ought to endure for his master: most religiously engaging both our bodie
and soule to the use of his service:
Ure meum, si vis, flamma caput et pete ferro
Corpus, et intorto verbere terga seca,/1
Burne tyrant (if thou wilt my head with fire, with sword
My body strike, my backe cut with hard-twisted cord.
Was not this a very strict covenant? Yet
were there some yeares ten thousand found that entered and lost themselves
in those schooles. {death+}
When the Scithians buried their king, they strangled over his dead body
first the chiefest and best beloved of his concubines, then his cup-bearer,
the master of his horse, his chamberlains, the usher of his chamber, and
his master cooke. And in his anniversary killed fiftie horse, mounted
with fifty pages, whom before they had slaine with thrusting sharpe stakes
into their fundament, which, going up along their chine-bone, came out
at their throat; whom thus mounted; they set in
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orderly rankes about the tombe. The men that serve us doe it better
cheape, and for a lesse curious and favourable entreating than we use unto
birds, unto horses, and unto dogges. What carke and toile apply we
not ourselves unto for their sakes? Me thinks the vilest and basest
servants will never doe that so willingly for their masters which princes
are glad to doe for their beasts. Diogenes, seeing his kinsfolks
to take care how they might redeeme him out of thraldome; 'they are fooles,'
said he, 'for it is my master that governeth, keepeth, feedeih, and serveth
me:' And such as keepe or entertaine beasts may rather say they serve them
than that they are served of them. {service+}
And yet they have that naturall greater magnanimity, that never lyon was
seen to subject bimselfe unto another lyon, nor one horse unto another
horse, for want of heart. As wee hunt after beasts, so tygers and
lyons hunt after men, and have a like exercise one upon another: hounds
over the hare; the pike or luce over the tench; the swallowes over the
grasse- hoppers) and the sparrow-hawkes over blacke-birds and larkes.
----- serpente ciconia pullos
Nutrit, et inventa per devia rura lacerta,
Et leporem aut capream famulae Iovis, et generosae
In saltu venantur aves./1
The storke her young feeds with serpents prey,
And lyzarts found somewhere out of the way,
Joves servants - Eagles, hawkes of noblera kynde,
In forrests hunt, a hare or kid to finde,
We share the fruits of our prey with our dogges
and hawkes, as a meed of their paine and reward of their industry.
As about Amphipolis, in Thrace, faulkners and wilde hawks divide their
game equally: and as about the Maeotid fennes, if fishers doe not very
honestly leave behind them an even share of their fishings for the woolves
that range about those coasts, they presently run and teare their nets.
And as we have a kinde of fishing rather managed by sleight than strength,
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As that of hooke and line about our angling-rods, so have beasts amongst
themselves. Aristotle reporteth that the cuttle-fish casteth a long
gut out of her throat, which like a line she sendeth forth, and at her
pleasure pulleth it in againe, according as she perceiveth some little
fish come neere her, who being close hidden in the gravell or stronde,
letteth him nible or bite the end of it, and then by little and little
drawes it in unto her, untill the fish be so neere that, with a soudaine
leape, she may catch it. Touching strength, there is no creature
in the world open to so many wrongs and injuries as man: we need not a
whale, an elephant, nor a crocodile, nor any such other wilde beast, of
which one alone is of power to defeat a great number of men; seely lice
are able to make Silla give over his Dictatorship: the heart and life of
a mighty and triumphant emperor is but the break-fast of a seely little
worme. Why say we that skill to discerne and knowledge to make choyce
(gotten by art and acquired by discourse) of things good for this life,
and availfull against sicknesse, and to distinguish of those which are
hurtfull, and to know the vertue of reubarb, qualitie of oake ferne and
operation of polipodie, is only peculiar unto man? When we see the
Goats of Candia being shot with an arrow to choose from out a million of
simples the herb Dittany or Garden-ginger, and there-with cure themselves;
and the Tortoise having eaten of a Viper immediately to seek for Origon
or wild Marjoram to purge herselfe: the Dragon to run and cleare his eies
with Fenel: Cranes with their bils to minister glisters of sea-water
unto themselves; the Elephants to pull out, not only from themselves and
their fellowes, but also from their masters (witnesse that of King Porus,
whom Alexander defeated) such javelins or darts as in fight have beene
hurled or shot at them, so nimbly and so cunningly as ourselves could never
do it so easily and with so little paine: Why say wee not likewise
that that is science and prudence in them? For, if to depress them
some would alleage it is by the onely instruction and instinct of Nature
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know it, that will not take the name of science and title of prudence
from them; it is rather to ascribe it unto them than unto us for the honour
of so assured a schoole-mistris. Chrysippus, albeit in other things
as disdainfull a judge of the condition of beasts as any other Philosopher,
considering the earliest movings of the dog, who comming into a path that
led three severall wayes in search or quest of his Master, whom he had
lost, or in pursuit of some prey that hath escaped him, goeth senting first
one way and then another, and having assured himself of two, because he
findeth not the tracke of what he hunteth for, without more adoe furiously
betakes himselfe to the third; he is enforced to confesse that such a dog
must necessarily discourse thus with himselfe, 'I have followed my Masters
footing hitherto, hee must of necessity pass by one of these three wayes;
it is neither this nor that, then consequently hee is gone this other.
And by this conclusion or discourse assuming him selfe, comming to the
third path, hee useth his sense no more, nor sounds it any longer, but
by the power of reason suffers himselfe violently to be carried through
it. This meere logicall tricke, and this use of divided and conjoyned.
propositions, and of the sufficient numbring of parts: is it not as good
that the dog know it by him selfe, as by Trapezuntius his logicke?
Yet are not beasts altogether unapt to be instructed after our manner.
We teach Blacke-birds, Starlins, Ravens, Piots, and Parots to chat; and
that facilitie we perceive in them to lend us their voyce so supple and
their wind so tractable, that so wee may frame and bring it to a certaine
number of letters and silables, witnesseth they have a kinds of inward
reason which makes them so docile and willing to learne. I thinke
every man is cloied and wearied with seeing so many apish and mimmike trickes
that juglers teach their Dogges, as the dances, where they misse not one
cadence of the sounds or notes they heare: Marke but the divers turnings
and severall kinds of motions which by the commandement of their bare words
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not a little at the effect, which is ordinary amongst us; and that is,
the dogs which blind men' use, both in Citie and in Country: I have
observed how sodainly they will stop when they come before some doores
where they are wont to receive alms: how carefully they will avoyd the
shocke of Carts and Coaches, even when they have roome enough to passe
by themselves. I have seene some going along a Towne-ditch leave
a plaine and even path and take a worse, that so they might draw their
Master from the ditch. How could a man make the dog conceive his charge
was only to looke to his masters safetie, and for his service to despise
his own commoditie and good? And how should he have the knowledge
that such a path would be broade enough for him, but not for a blind man?
Can all this he conceived without reason? We must not forget what
Plutarke affirmeth to have seene a dog in Rome doe before the Emperour
Vespasian the father in the Theatre of Marcellus. This Dog served
a jugler, who was to play a fiction of many faces and sundry countenances,
where he also was to act a part. Amongst other things he was for
a long while to counterfeit and faine himself dead, because he had eaten
of a certain drugge: having swallowed a piece of bread, which was supposed
to be the drug, he began sodainly to stagger and shake as if he had beene
giddie, then stretching and laying himselfe along as stiffe as if hee were
starke dead, suffered himself to be dragged and haled from one place to
another, according to the subject and plot of the play, and when he knew
his time, first he began faire and softly to stirre as if he were roused
out of a dead slumber, then lifting up his head hee looked and stared so
gastly that all the bystanders were amazed. The Oxen, which in the
Kings gardens of Susa were taught to water them and to draw water out of
deepe wells, turned certaine great wheeles, to which were fastned great
buckets (as in many places of Languedoke is commonly seene) and being every
one appointed to draw just a hundred turnes a day, they were so accustomed
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compulsion to make them draw one more, which taske ended they would
suddenly stop. We are growne striplings before we can tell a hundred;
and many nations have lately beene discovered that never knew what numbers
meant. More discourse is required to teach others than to be taught.
And omitting what Democritus judged and proved, which is, that beasts have
instructed us in most of our Arts: As the Spider to weave and sew,
the Swallow to build, the Swan and the Nightingale musicke, and divers
beasts, by imitating them, the art of Physicke: Aristotle is of opinion
that Nightingales teach their young ones to sing, wherein they employ both
long time and much care: whence it followeth that those which we keepe
tame in cages and have not had leasure to go to their parents schoole,
lose much grace in their singing. Whereby we may conclude they are
much amended by discipline and study. And amongst those that run
wilde, their song is not all one nor alike. Each one hath learnt
either better or worse, according to his capacity. And so jealous
are they in their prentiseship, that to excell one another they will so
stoutly contend for the mastery that many times such as are vanquished
die; their winde and strength sooner failing than their voice. The
young ones wil very sadly sit recording their lesson, and are often seene
labouring how to imitate certaine song-notes: The Scholler listeneth
attentively to his Masters lesson, and carefully yeeldeth account of it;
now one and then another shall hold his peace: Marke but how they
endevour to amend their faults, and how the elder striveth to reprove the
youngest. Arrius protesteth to have seene an Elephant who on every
thigh had a cimball hanging and one fastned to his truncke, at the sound
of which all other Elephants danced in a round, now rising aloft, then
lowting full low at certaine cadences, even as the instrument directed
them, and was much delighted with the harmony. In the great showes
of Rome Elephants were ordinarily seene, taught to move and dance at the
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were many strange shifts, enterchanges, caprings, and cadences, very
hard to be learned. Some have beene noted to konne and practise their
lessons, using much study and care, as being loath to be chidden and beaten
of their masters. But the tale of the piot is very strange, which
Plutarke confidently witnesseth to have seene: 'This jay was in a Barbers
shop of Rome, and was admirable in counterfeiting with her voice whatsoever
she heard: It fortuned one day that certaine Trumpeters staied before
this shop and there sounded a good while; and being gone, all that day
and the next after the piot began to be very sad, silent, and melancholy,
whereat all men marvelled, and surmized that the noise or clang of the
trumpets had thus affrighted and dizzied her, and that with her hearing
she had also lost her voice. But at last they found she was but in a deep
study and dumpish, retracting into herself, exercising her minde, and preparing
her voice to represent the sound, and expresse the noise of the Trumpets
she had heard. And the first voice she uttered was that wherein she
perfectly expressed their straines, their closes, and their changes: having
by her new prentiship altogether quit, and as it were scorned whatever
she could prattle before. I will not omit to alleage another example of
a Dogge, which Plutarke also saith to have seen (as for any order or method
I know very well I do but confound it, which I observe no more in ranging
these examples than I doe in all the rest of my business), who being in
a ship, noted that his Dogge was in great perplexity how to get some Oyle
out of a deepe Pitcher, which by reason of its narrow mouth he could not
reach with his tongue, got him presently some Pibble stones, and put so
many into the jarre that he made the Oyle come up so neare the brimme as
he could easily reach and licke some. And what is that but the effect
of a very subtill spirit? It is reported that the ravens of Barbary
will doe the like, when the water they would drinke is too low. This
action doth somewhat resemble that which Juba, a King of that Nation, relateth
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that when through the wiles of those that chase them, anyone chanceth
to fall into certaine deep pits which they prepare for them, and to deceive
them they cover over with reeds, shrubs, and boughes, his fellowes will
speedily with all diligence bring great store of stones and peeces of timber
that so they may helpe to recover him out againe. But this beast
hath in many other effects such affinity with man's sufficiency, that would
I particularly trace out what experience hath taught, I should easily get
an affirmation of what I so ordinarily maintaine, which is, that there
is more difference found betweene such and such a man, than betweene such
a beast and such a man. An Elephants keeper in a private house of
Syria was wont every meale to steele away halfe of the allowance which
was allotted him; it fortuned on a day his master would needs feed him
himselfe, and having poured that just measure of barley which for his allowance
he had prescribed for him, into his manger, the elephant, sternely eying
his master, with his truncke divided the provender in two equal parts,
and laid the one aside, by which he declared the wrong his keeper did him.
Another having a keeper, who to encrease the measure of his provender was
wont to mingle stones with it, came one day to the pot which with meat
in it for his keepers dinner was seething over the fire, and filled it
up with ashes. These are but particular effects, but that which all
the world hath seene, and all men know, which is, that in all the armies
that came out of the East, their chiefest strength consisted in their elephants,
by whom they reaped, without comparison, farre greater effects than now
adaies we do by our great ordnance, which in a manner holds their place
in a ranged battel (such as have any knowledge in ancient histories may
easily guesse it to be true).
-----si quidem Tyrio servire
solebant
Anibali, et nostris ducibus, regique Molosso
Horum majores, et dorso ferre cohortes,
Partem aliquam belli, et euntem in praelia surriam./1
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Their elders usde great Hannibal to steed
Our Leaders, and Molossian Kings at need,
And on their backe to beare strong guarding Knights,
Part of the warre, and troupes addrest to fights.
A man must needs rest assured of the confidence
they had in these beasts, and of their discourse, yeelding the front of
a battel unto them; where the least stay they could have made, by reason
of their hugenesse and weight of their bodies, and the least amazement
that might have made them turne head upon their owne men, had bin sufficient
to lose all. And few examples have been noted that ever it fortuned
they turned upon their owns troupes, whereas we head-long throng one upon
another, and so are put to rout. They had charge given them, not
onely of one simple moving, but of many and severall parts in the combat.
As the Spaniards+ did to their dogges
in their new conquest_of_the_Indias+,
to whom they gave wages and imparted their booties, which beasts shewed
as much dexteritie in pursuing and judgement in staying their victorie,
in charging or retreating, and, as occasion served, in distinguishing their
friends from their enemies, as they did earnestnesse and eagerness.
We rather admire and consider strange than common things, without which
I should never so long have ammused my selfe about this tedious catalogue.
For, in my judgement, he that shall meerly check what we ordinarily see
in those beasts that live amongst us shall in them flnde as wonderful effects
as those which with so much toile are collected in far countries and passed
ages. It is one same nature which still doth keepe her course.
He that throughly should judge her present estate might safely conclude
both what shall happen and what is past. I have seen amongst us men
brought by sea from distant countries, whose language, because we could
in no wise understand, and that their fashions, their countenance, and
their clothes did altogether differ from ours, who of us did not deem them
brutish and savage+? Who did not impute
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ignorant of the French tongue, of our kissing the hands, of our low-lowting
courtesies, of our behaviour and carriage, by which without contradiction,
humane nature ought to take her patterne? Whatsoever seemeth strange
unto us, and we understand not, we blame and condemne. {otherphobia+}
The like befalleth us in our judging of beasts. They have diverse
qualities, which somewhat simbolize witih ours, from which we may comparatively
draw some conjecture, but of such as are peculiar unto them what know we
what they are? Horses, dogges, oxen, sheepe, birds, and the greater
number of sensitive creatures that live amongst us, know our voyce, and
by it suffer themselves to be directed. So did the lamprey which
Crassus had, and came to him when he called it: so do the eeles that breed
in Arethusa's fountains. And my selfe have seene some fish-ponds
where at a certaine crie of those that kept them, the fish would presently
come to shoare, where they were wont to be fed.
------ nomen habent, et ad magistri
Vocem quisque sui venit citatus./1
They have their proper Dames, and every one
Comes at his master's voyce, as call'd upon.
By which we may judge and conclude that elephants
have some apprehension of religion, forsomuch as after diverse washings
and purificttions, they are seene to lift up their truncke as we doe our
armes, and at certaine houres of the day, without any instruction, of their
owne accord, holding their eyes fixed towards the sunne-rising, fall into
a long meditating contemplation; yet, because we see no such appearance
in other beasts, may wee rightly conclude that they are altogether void
of religion, and may not take that ill payment which is hidden from us.
As we perceive something in that action which the Philosopher Cleanthes
well observed, because it somewhat draws neere unto ours. He saw
(as himselfe reporteth) a company of emmets goe from their nest, hearing
amongst them the body of a dead -----1 MART. 1. iv. Epig. XXX.
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ant, toward another emmets nest, from which many other ants came, as
it were to meet them by the way to parly with them, who after they had
continued together awhile, they which came last, returned backe to consult
(as you may imagine) with their fellow-citizens, and because they could
hardly come to any capitulation, they made two or three voyages to and
fro. In the end, the last come brought unto the other a worme from
their habitation, as for a ransome of the dead, which worme the first company
tooke upon their backes, and carried it home, leaving the dead body unto
the other. Loe, here the interpretation that Cleanthes gave it:
Witnessing thereby that those creatures which have no voice at all, have
neverthelesse mutual commerce and enterchangeable communication, whereof
if we be not partakers, it is onely our fault; and therefore doe we fondly
to censure it. And they yet produce divers other effects, farre surpassing
our capacity, and so farre out of the reach of our mutation that even our
thoughts are unable to conceive them. Many hold opinion that in the
last and famous sea-fight which Antonie lost against Augustus, his admiral-galley
was in her course staied by that little fish the Latines call Remora, and
the English a Suck-stone, whose property is to stay any ship he can fasten
himselfe unto. And the Emperour Caligula, sailing with a great fleet
along the coast of Romania, his owne galley was suddenly staied by such
a fish, which he caused to be taken sticking fast to the keele, moodily
raging that so little a creature had the power to force both sea and winde,
and the violence of all his oares, onely with her bil sticking to his galley
(for it is a kinde of shellfish) and was much more amazed when he perceived
the fish being brought aboord his ship to have no longer that powerfull
vertue which it had being in the sea. A certaine citizen of Cyzicum,
whilom purchased unto himselfe the reputation to be an excellent mathematician,
because he had learnt the quality of the hedge-hogge, whose property is
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and fore-seeing rising stormes, he presently stoppeth the holes that
way, which thing the foresad citizen heedfully observing, would in the
City foretell any future storm, and what wind should blow. The cameleon
taketh the colour of the place wherein he is. The fish called a pourcontrell,
or manie-feet, changeth him selfe into what colour he lists as occasion
offereth it selfe, that so he may hide himselfe from what he feareth, and
catch what he seeketh for. In the cameleon it is a change preceding
of passion, but in the pourcontrell a change in action; we ourselves doe
often change our colour and alter our countenance through sudden feare,
choler, shame, and such like violent passions, which are wont to alter
the hew of our faces, but it is by the effect of sufferance, as in the
cameleon. The jaundise hath power to make us yelow, but it is not in the
disposition of our wils. The effects we perceive in other creatures,
greater than ours, witnesse some more excellent faculty in them, which
is concealed from us; as it is to be supposed diverse others of their conditions
and forces are, whereof no appearance or knowledge commeth to us.
Of all former predictions, the ancientest and most certaine were such as
were drawen from the flight of birds; we have nothing equall unto it, nor
so admirable. The rule of fluttering, and order of shaking their
wings, by which they conjecture the consequences of things to ensue, must
necessarily be directed to so noble an operation by some excellent and
supernaturall meane. For it is a wresting of the letter to attribute
so wondrous effects to any naturall decree, without the knowledge, consent,
or discourse of him that causeth and produceth them, and is a most false
opinion, which to prove, the torpedo or cramp-fish hath the property to
benumme and astonish, not onely the limbs of those that touch it, but also
theirs that with any long pole or fishing line touch any part thereof,
shee doth transmit and convey a kinde If heavie numming into the hands
of those that stirre or handle the same. Moreover, it is averred that if
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the astonishment is sensibly felt to gaine upward, untill it come to
the hands, and even through the water it astonisheth the feeling-sence.
Is not this a wonderfull power? Yet is it not altogether unprofitable
for the Cramp-fish, she both knowes and makes use of it: for to catch prey
she pursueth, she is seene to hide berselfe under the mud, that, other
fishes swimming over her, strucken and benummed with her exceeding coldnesse,
may fall into her clawes. The Cranes, swallowes, and other wandering
birds, changing their abode according to the seasons of the years, shew
evidently the knowledge they have of their fore-divining faculty, and often
put the same in use. Hunters assure us that to chose the best dog,
and which they purpose to keepe from out a litter of other young whelps,
there is no better meane than the damme herselfe: for, if they be removed
from out their kennell, him that she first brings thither againe shall
alwaies prove the best; or if one but encompasse her kennell with fire,
looke which of her whelps she first seeketh to save, is undoubtedly the
best; whereby it appeareth they have a certaine use of prognosticating
that we have not; or else some hidden vertue to judge of their young ones,
different and more lively than ours. The manner of all beasts breeding,
engendering, nourishing, working, moving, living, and dying, being so neere
to ours, what ever we abridge from their moving causes, and adde to our
condition above theirs can no way depart from our reasons discourse.
For a regiment of our health, Physitians propose the example of bats manner
of life and proceeding unto us: for this common saying is alwaies in the
people's mouth:
Tenez chauds les pieds et la teste,
Au demeurant vivez en beste./1
Keep warme ('tis meete) the head and feete:
In all the rest, live like a beast.
Generation is the chiefest naturall action: we have
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a certaine disposition of some members fittest for that purpose; nevertheless,
they bid us range our selves unto a brutish situation and disposition,
as most effectuall:
----- more ferarum,
Quadrupedumque maqis ritu, plerumque putantur
Concipere uxores: quia sic loca sumere possunt,
Pectoribus positis, sublatis semina lumbis./1
And reject those indiscreet and insolent motions
which women have so luxuriously found out, as hurtfull: conforming them
to the example and use of beasts of their sex, as more modest and considerate.
Nam mulier prohibet se concipere, atgue repugnat,
Clunibus ipse viri Venerem si laeta retractet,
Atque exposato ciet omni pectore fluctus,
Et enim sulci recta regione viaque
Vomerem, atque locis avertit seminis ictum./2
If it be justice to give every one his due, beasts which serve, love, and
defend their benefactors, pursue and outrage strangers, and such as offend
them, by so doing they represent some shew of our justice, as also in reserving
a high kinde of equality in dispensing of what they have to their young
ones. Touching friendship, without all comparison, they professe
it more lively and shew it more constantly than men. Hircanus, a
dog of Lysimachus the King, his master being dead, without eating or drinking,
would never come from off his bed, and when the dead corps was removed
thence he followed it, and lastly flung himself into the fire where his
master was burned. As did also the dogge of one called Pyrrhus, who after
he was dead would never budge from his masters couch, and when he was removed
suffered himselfe to be carried away with him, and at last flung himselfe
into the fire wherein his master was consumed. There are certaine
inclinations of affection which, without counsell of reason, arise sometimes
in us, proceeding of a casuall temerity, which some call sympathie: beasts
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capable of it. We see horses take a kinde of acquaintancee one
of another, so that often, traveling by the highway or feeding together,
we have much ado to keep them asunder; wee see them bend and applie their
affections to some of their fellowes colours, as if it were upon a certaine
visage: and when they meet with any such, with signes of joy and demonstration
of good will to joine and accost them, and to hate and shunne some other
formes and colours. Beasts as well as wee have choice in their loves,
and are very nice in chusing of their mates. They are not altogether
void of our extreme and unappeasable jealousies. Lustfull desires
are either naturall and necessary as eating and drinking; or else naturall
and not necessary, as the acquaintance of males and females; or else neither
necessary nor naturall: of this last kinde are almost all mens, for they
are all superfluous and artificiall. It is wonderfull to see with
how little nature will be satisfied, and how little she hath left for us
to be desired. The preparations in our kitchens doe nothing at al
concede her lawes. The Stoikes say that a man might very well sustaine
himselfe with one olive a day. The delicacy of our wines is no part
of her lesson, no more is the surcharge and relishing which we adde unto
our letcherous appetites.
-----neque illa
Magno prognatum deposcit console cunnum./1
These strange lustfull longings which the ignorance of good, and a false
opinion, have possest us with, are in number so infinite that in a manner
they expell all those which are naturall, even as if there were so many
strangers in a city that should either banish and expell all the naturall
inhabitants thereof, or utterly suppresse their ancient power and authority,
and absolutely usurping the same, take possession of it. Brute beastes
are much more regulare than we, and with more moderation containe themselves
within the compasse which nature hath prescribed them; but not so exactly
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but that they have some coherency with our riotous licenciousnesse.
And even as there have beene found, certaine furious longings and unnaturall
desires which have provoked men unto the love of beasts, so have diverse
times some of them beene drawn to love us, and are possessed with monstrous
affections from one kind to another: witnesse the elephant that in the
love of an herb-wife, in the city of Alexandria, was corivall with Aristophanes
the Grammarian, who in all offices pertayning to an earnest woer and passionate
suiter yeelded nothing unto him; for, walking thorow the fruit-market,
he would here and there snatch up some with his truncke, and carry them
unto her: as neere as might be he would never loose the sight of her, and
now and then over her hand put his truncke into her bosome, to feele her
breasts. They also report of a dragon that was exceedingly in love
with a young maiden, and of a goose in the city of Asope which dearely
loved a young childe; also of a ram that belonged to the musitian Glausia.
Do we not daily see munkies ragingly in love with women, and furiously
to pursue them? And certaine other beasts given to love the males
of their owns sex? Oppianus and others report some examples to show
the reverence and manifest the awe some beasts in their marriages beare
unto their kindred; but experience makes us often see the contrary:
-----nec habetur turpe juvencae
Ferre patrem tergo: tua filia coniux:
Quasque creavit, init pecudes caper: ipsaque cuius
Semine concepta est, ex illo conecepit ales/1
To beare her Sire the Heifer shameth not:
The Horse takes his owne Fillies maiden-head:
The Goat gets them with young whom he begot:
Birds bred by them, by whom themselves were bred.
Touching a subtil pranke and witty tricke, is
there any so famous as that of Thales the philosopher's mule, which, laden
with salt, passing thorow a river chanced
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to stumble, so that the sacks she carried were all wet, and perceiving
the salt (because the water had melted it to grow lighter, ceased not,
as seene as she came neere any water, together with her load, to plunge
herselfe therein, untill her master, being aware of her craft, commanded
her to be laden with wooll, which being wet became heavier; the mule finding
herselfe deceived, used her former policy no more. There are many
of them that lively represent the visage of our avarice, who with a greedy
kinde of desire endevour to surprise whatsoever comes within their reach,
and though they reap no commodity, nor have any use of it, to hide the
same very curiously. As for husbandry, they exceed us, not onely
in fore-sight to spare and gather together for times to come, but have
also many parts of the skill belonging thereunto. As the ants, when
they perceive their corne to grow mustie and graine to be sowre, for feare
it should rut and putrifie, spread the same abroad before their nests,
that so it may aire and drie. But the caution they use in gnawing,
and prevention they employ in paring their graines of wheat, is beyond
all imagination of mans wit: Because wheat doth not alwaies keep drie nor
wholesome, but moisten, melt, and dissolve into a kind of whey, namely,
when it beginneth to bud, fearing it should turne to seed, and lose the
nature of a storehouse, for their sustenance, the part and gnaw off the
end whereat it wonts to bud. As forwarre+,
which is the greatest and most glorious of all humane actions, I would
faine know if we will use it for an argument of some prerogative, or otherwise
for a testimonie of our imbecilitie and imperfection, as in truth the science
we use to defeat and kill one another, to spoile and utterly to overthrow
our owne kind, it seemeth it hath not much to make it selfe to be wished
for in beasts, that have it not.
----- quando leoni
Fortior eripuit ritam leo, quo nemore unquam
Expirarit aper maioris dentibus apri?/1
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When hath a greater Lion damnifide
A Lions life? in what wood ever di'de,
A boare by tusks and gore,
Of any greater boare?
Yet are not they altogether exempted from it witnesse the furious encounters
of Bees, and the hostile enterprises of the Princes and Leaders of the
two contrary Armies.
----- saepe duobus
Regibus incessit magn6o discordia motu,
Continuoque animos vulgi et trepidantia bello
Corda licet longe praesciscere./1
Oft-times twixt two so great Kings great dissentio
With much adoe doth set them at contention;
The vulgare mindes strait may you see from farre,
And hearts that tremble at the thought of warre.
I never marke this divine description but mee
thinkes I read humane foolishnesse and worldly vanitie painted in it.
For these motions of warre, which out of their horror and astonishment
breed this tempest of cries and clang of sounds in us:
Fulgur ubi ad caelum se tollit, totaque circum
AEre renidescit tellus, subterque virum vi
Excitur pedibus sonitus, clamoreque montes
Icti rejectant voces ad sidera mundi:/2
Where lightning raiseth it selfe to the skies,
The earth shines round with armour, soundes doe rise
By mens force under feet, wounded with noyse
The hilles to heav'n reverberate their voyce.
This horror-causing aray of so many thousands
of armed men, so great fusion, earnest fervor, and undaunted courage, it
would make one laugh to see by how many vaine occasions it is raised and
set on fire, and by what light meanes it is again suppressed and extinct.
----- Paridis propter narrator amorem
Graecia Barbariae diro collisa duello./3
For Paris lustfull love (as Stories tell)
All Creece to direfull warre with Asia fell.
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1 VIRG. Georg. 1. iv. 67. 2 LUCR. 1. ii. 326. 3 HOR. 1. i.
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The hatred of one man, a spight, a pleasure,
a familiar suspect, or a jealousie, causes which ought not to move two
scolding fish-wives to scratch one another, is the soule and motive of
all this hurly-burly. Shall we beleeve them that are the principall
authors and causes therof? Let us but hearken unto the greatest and
most victorious Emperour that ever, was, how pleasantly he laughs and wittily
he plaies at so many battells and blooody fights, hazarded by both sea
and land, at the blood and lives of five hundred thousand soules which
followed his fortune, and the strength and riches of two parts of the world
consumed and drawne drie for the service of his enterprise:
Quod futuit Glaphyran Antonius, hanc mihi poenam
Fulvia constituit, se quoque uti futuam
Fulviam ego ut furuam? quid si me Manius oret
Paedicam, faciam? non puto, si sapiam.
Aut futue, aut pugnemus, ait: quid si mihi vita
Charior est ipsa mentula? Signa canant./1
(I use my Latine somewhat boldly, but it is with that leave which you have
given mee.) This vast huge bodie hath so many faces and severall motion,
which seeme to threat both heaven and earth.
Quam multi Lybico volvuntur marmore fluctus,
Saevus ubi Orion hybernis conditur undis.
Vel cum sole novo densae torrentur aristae,
Aut Hermi campo, aut Lyciae flaventibus arvis,
Scuta sonant, pulsuque pedum tremit excita tellus./2
As many waves as rowle in Affricke marble bounds,
When fierce Orion hides in Winter waves his head:
Or when thicke-eares of Corne are parch't by Suune new- spred.
In Hermus fruitfull fields, or Lycaes yellow grounds,
With noyse of shields and feet, the trembling earth so sounds.
'This many-headed, divers-armed, and furiously-raging monster, is man,
wretched, weake and miserable man; whom, if you consider well, what is
he but a crawling and ever-moving ants-nest? {Pope+}
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It nigrum campis agmen:/1
The sable-coloured band,
Marches along the Land.
A gust of contrarie winds, the croking of a flight
of Ravens, the false pase of a horse, the casual flight of an Eagle, a
dream, a sodaine voyce, a false signe, a mornings mist, an evenings fogge,
are enough to overthrow, sufficient to overwhelme and able to pull him
to the ground. Let the Sunne but shine hot upon his face, hee faints
and swelters with heat: cast but a little dust in his eyes, as to the Bees
mentioned by our Poet, all our ensignes, all our legions, yea great Pompey
himselfe, in the forefront of them is overthrowne and put to rout. (For
as I remember it was he whom Sertorius vanquished in Spaine, with all those
goodly armes.) This also served Eumenes against Antigonus, and Surena against
Crassus:
Hi motus animorum, atque haec certamina tanta,
Pulveris exigui jactu compressa quiescent./2
Their stomacke-motions, these contentions great,
Clam'd with a little dust, strait lose their heat.
Let us but uncouple some of our ordinary flies,
and let loose a few gnats amongst them, they shall have both the force
to scatter and courage to consume him. The Portugals not long since
beleagring the City of Tamly, in the territory of Xiatine, the inhabitants
thereof brought great store of hives (whereof they have plentie) upon their
walls; and with fire drove them so forcible upon their enemies, who, as
unable to abide their assaults and endure their stingings, left their enterprize.
Thus by this new kinde of help was the libertie of the towne gained and
victory purchased; with so happy successe, that in their retreating there
was not one townes-man found wanting. The soules of Emperours and
Coblers are all cast in one same mould. Considering the importance
of Princes actions,
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and their weight, wee perswade ourselves they are brought forth by some
weighty and important causes; wee are deceived: They are moved, stirred
and removed in their motions by the same springs and wards that we are
in ours. The same reason that makes us chide and braule and fall
out with any of our neighbours, causeth a warre to follow betweene Princes;
the same reason that makes us whip or beat a lackey maketh a Prince (if
hee apprehend it) to spoyle and waste a whole Province. They have
as easie a will as we, but they can doe much more. Alike desires
perturbe both a skinne-worme and an Elephant. Touching trust and
faithfulnesse, there is no creature in the world so trecherous as man.
Our histories report the earnest pursuit and sharpe chase that some dogges
have made for the death of their masters. King Pirrhus, finding a
dog that watched a dead man, and understanding he had done so three daies
and nights together, commanded the corps to be enterred and tooke the dog
along with himn It fortuned one day, as Pirrbus was surveying the general]
musters of his army the dog perceiving in that multitude the man who had
murthered his maister, loud-barking and with great rage ran furiously upon
him; by which signes he furthered and procured his maisters revenge, which
by way of justice was shortly executed. Even so did the dogge belonging
to Hesiodus, surnamed the wise, having convicted the children of Canister
of Naupactus of the murther committed on his Masters person. Another
Dogge being apointed to watch a Temple in Athens, having perceived a sacrilegious
theefe to carrie away the fairest jewels therein, barked at him so long
as he was able, and seeing he could not awaken the Sextons or temple- keepers,
followed the theefe whither-soever he went; daie-light being come, he kept
himselfe a loof-off, but never lost the sight of him: if he offered him
meat, he utterly refused it; but if any passenger chanced to come by, on
them he fawned, with wagging his taile, and tooke what-ever they offered
him; if the theefe staied to rest himselfe,
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he also staied in the same place. The newes of this Dogge being
come to the Temple-keepers, they as they went along, enquiring of the Dogs
haire and colour, pursued his tracke so long that at last they found both
the Dog and the theefe in the Citie of Cromyon, whom they brought backe
to Athens, where for his offence he was severely punished. And the
judges in acknowledgement of the Dogges good office, at the Cities charge
appointed him for his sustenance a certaine daily measure of Corne, and
enjoyned the Priests of the Temple, carefully to looke unto him.
Plutarke affirmeth this storie to be most true, and to have hapned in his
time. Touching gratitude+ and thankfulnesse
(for me thinks we have need to further this word greatly), this onely example
shall suffice, of which Appion reporteth to have been a spectator himself.
One day (saith he) that the Senate of Rome (to please and recreate the
common people) causd a great number of wilde beasts to be baited, namely
huge great Lions, it so fortuned that there was one amongst the rest, who
by reason of his furious and stately carriage, of his unmatched strength,
of his great limbs, and of his loud and terror-causing roaring, drew all
bystanders eyes to gaze upon him. Amongst other slaves, that in sight
of all the people were presented to encounter with these beasts, there
chanced to be one Androclus+ of Dacia,
who belonged unto a Roman Lord who had been Consull. This huge Lion,
having eyed him afar off, first made a suddaine stop, as strucken into
a kind of admiration, then with a milde and gentle contenance, as if he
would willingly have taken acquaintance of him), faire and softly approached
unto him: Which done, and resting, assured he was the man he tooke
him for, begun fawningly to wagge his taile, as dogges doe that fawne upon
their newfound masters, and licke the poore and miserable slaves bands
and thighs, who through fears was almost out of his wits and halfe dead.
Androclus at last taking hart of grace, and by reason of the Lions mildnesse
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fixing his eies upon him, to see whether he could call him to remembrance,
it was to all beholders a singular pleasure to observe the love, the joy,
and blandishments each endevored to enter-shew one another. Whereat
the people raising a loud crie, and by their shouting and clapping; of
hands seeming to be much pleased, the Emperour willed the slave to be brought
before him, as desirous to understand of him the cause of so strange and
seld-seene an accident, who related this new and wonderfull storie unto
him. My Master (said he) being Proconsull
in Affrica, forsomuch as he caused me every day to be most cruelly beaten,
and held me in so rigorous bondage, I was constrained, as being wearie
of my life, to run away; and safely to scape from so eminent a person,
and who had so great authoritie in the Countrie, I thought it best to get
me to the desart and most unfrequented wildernesses of that region, with
a full resolution, if I could not compasse the meanes to sustaine my selfe,
to finde one way or other, with violence to make myselfe away. One
day the Sunne about noone- tide became extremely hote, and the scorching
heat thereof intolerable, I fortuned to come unto a wilde unhauted cave,
hidden amongst crags and almost inaccessible, and where imagined no footing
had ever been; therein I hid myselfe. I had not long been there but
in comes this Lion, with one of his pawes sore hurt, and bloody-goared,
wailing for the smart, and groaning for the paine he felt; at whose arrivall
I was much dismaied, but he seeing me lie close-cowering in a corner of
his den, gently made his approaches unto me, holding forth his goared paw
toward me and seemed with shewing the same humbly to sue and suppliantly
to beg for help at my hands. I, moved with ruth, taking it into my
hand, pulled out a great splint which was gotten into it, and shaking off
all feare, first I wrung and crusht his sore, and caused the filth and
matter, which therein was gathered, to come forth; then, as gently as for
my heart I could, I cleansed, wiped, and dried the same. He feeling
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some ease in his griefe, and his paine to cease, still holding his foot
betweene my hands, began to sleep and take some rest. Thence forward
he and I lived together the full space of three yeares in his den, with
such meat as he shifted-for; for what beasts he killed, or what prey soever
he tooke, he ever brought home the better part and shared it with me, which
for want of fire I rotted in the Sunne, and therewith nourished my selfe
all that while. But at last, wearied with this kind of brutish life,
the Lion being one day gone to purchase his wonted prey, I left the place,
hoping to mend my fortunes, and having wandred up and downe three dayes,
I was at last taken by certaine souldiers, which from Africa brought me
into this Citie to my Master againe, who immediately condemned me to death,
and to be devoured by wilde beasts. And as I now perceive, the same
Lion was also shortly after taken, who as you see hath now requited me
of the good turne I did him, and the health which by my meanes he recovered.
Behold here the historie Androclus reported unto the Emperour, which after
he caused to be declared unto all the people, at whose generall request
he was forthwith set at libertie, and quit of his punishment, and by the
common consent of all had the Lion bestowed upon him. Appion saith
further, that Androclus was daily seen to lead the Lion up and downe the
streets of Rome, tied onely with a little twine, and walking from taverne
to taverne, received such money as was given him, who would gently suffer
himseIf to be handled, touched, decked, and strowed with flowers, all over
and over, many saying when they met him: 'Yonder is the Lion that is the
mans hoste, and yonder is the man that is the Lions Physitian. We
often mourne and weepe for the losse of those beasts we love, so doe they
many times for the losse of us.
Post bellator equus positis insiqnibus Aethon
It lacrimans, guttisque humectat grandibus ora./1
Next AEthon horse of warre, all omaments laid downe,
Goes weeping, with great drops bedewes his cheeckes adowne.
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As some of our nations have wives in common
and some in severall, each man keeping himselfe to his owne, so have some
beasts; yet some there are that observe their marriage with as great respect
as we doe ours. Touching the mutuall societie and reciprocall confederation
which they devise amongst themselves, that so they may be fast combined
together, and in times of need help one another, it is apparant that if
Oxen, Hogs, and other beasts, being hurt by us, chance to crie, all the
heard runnes to aid him, and in his defence will joine all together.
The fish, called of the Latines Scarus, having swallowed the fishers hook,
his fellowes will presently flocke about him, and nible the line in sunder;
and if any of them happen to be taken in a bow-net, some of his fellowes,
turning his head away, will put his taile in at the neck of the net, who
with his teeth fast- bolding the same, never leave him untill they have
pulled him out. The Barbel fishes, if one of them chance to be engaged,
will set the line against their backes, and with a fin they have, toothed
like a sharp saw, presently saw and fret the same asunder. Concerning
particular offices, which we for the benefit of our life draw one from
an other, many like examples are found amongst them. It is assuredly
beleeved that the Whale never swimmeth unlesse she have a little fish going
before her as her vantgard; it is in shape like a Gudgeon, and both the
Latines and we call it the Whale-guide; for she doth ever follow him, suffering
herself as easily to be led and turned by him as the ship is directed and
turned by a sterne: for requitall of which good turne, whereas all things
else, be it beast, fish, or vessell, that comes within the horrible Chaos
of this monstrous mouth, is presently lost and devoured, this little fish
doth safety retire himselfe therein, and there sleepes verie quietly, and
as long as he sleepes the Whale never stirs; but as soone as he awaketh
and goeth his way, wherever he takes his course she alwaies followeth him,
and if she fortune to lose him, she wanders here and there, and often striketh
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mast nor rudder. This Plutarke witnesseth to have seen in the
Iland of Anticyra. There is such a like societie betweene the little
bird called a Wren and the Crocodill; for the Wren serveth as a sentinell
to so great a monster: And if the Ichneumon, which is his mortall
enemie, approach to fight with him, the little birdlet, lest he might surprise
him whilst he sleepeth, with his singing, and pecking him with his bill,
awakens him, and gives him warning of the danger he is in. The bird
liveth by the scraps, and feedeth upon the leavings of that monster, who
gently receiveth him into his mouth, and suffers him to pecke his jawes
and teeth for such mamokes of flesh as sticke betweene them: and if he
purpose to close his mouth, he doth first warne him to be gone, faire and
easie closing it by little and little, without any whit crushing or hurting
him. The shell-fish called a nacre liveth even so with the pinnotere,
which is a little creature like unto a crabfish, and as his porter or usher
waits upon him, attending the opening of the nacre, which he continually
keepes gaping until he see some little fish enter in, fit for their turne,
then he creepes into the nacre, and leaves not pinching his quicke flesh
untill he makes him close his shell, and so they both together, fast in
their hold, devour their prey. In the manner of the tunnies life may be
discovered a singular knowledge of the three parts of the mathematikes.
First for astrologie, it may well be said that man doth learne it of them:
for wheresoever the winter Solstitium doth take them, there do they stay
themselves, and never stir till the next Equinoctium, and that is the reason
why Aristotle doth so willingly ascribe that art unto them: then for geometric
and arithmetike, they alwaies frame their shole of a cubike figure, every
way square: and so forme a solide close and well-ranged battalion, encompassed
round about of six equall sides. Thus orderly marshaled, they take
their course and swim whither their journey tends, as broad and wide behind
as before: so that he that seeth and telleth but one ranke, may easily
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the number of the depth is equall unto the bredth, and the bredth unto
the length. Touching magnanimitie and haughtie courage, it is hard
to set it forth more lively, and to produce a rarer patterne than that
of the dog which from India was sent unto Alexander: to whom was first
presented a stag, then a wilde boare, and then a beare, with each of which
he should have foughten, but he seemed to make no accompt of them, and
would not so much as remove out of his place for them; but when he saw
a lion, he presently rouzed himselfe, shewing evidently he meant onely
so noble a beast worthie to enter combat with him. Concerning repentance
and acknowledging of faults committed, it is reported that an elephant,
having, through rage of choler, slaine his governour, conceived such an
extreme inward griefe that he would never afterward touch any food, and
suffered himselfe to pine to death. Touching clemencie, it is reported
of a tiger (the fiercest and most inhumane beast of all having a kid given
her to feed upon, endured the force of gnawing hunger two daies together
rather than she would hurt him; the third day with maine strength she brake
the cage wherein she was kept pent, and went elsewhere to shift for feeding;
as one unwilling to seize upon the seelie kid, her familiar and guest.
And concerning privileges of familiaritie and sympathie caused by conversation,
is it not oft seen how some make cats, dogs, and hares so tame, so gentle,
and so milde, that, without harming one another, they shall live and continue
together? But that which experience teacheth sea-faring men, especially
those that come into the seas of Sicilie, of the qualitie and condition
of the Halcyon bird, or as some call it alcedo or kings-fisher, exceeds
all mens conceit. In what kinds of creature did ever nature so much prefer
both their hatching, sitting, brooding, and birth? Poets faine that
the Iland of Delos, being before wandring and fleeting up and downe, was
for the delivery of Latona made firme and setled; but Gods decree hath
beene that all the watrie wildernesse should be quiet and made calm, without
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bringeth forth her young ones, which is much about the winter Solstitium,
and shorteest day in the yeare: by whose privilege even in the hart and
deadest time of xinter we have seven calme daies, and as many nights to
saile without any danger. Their hens know no other cocke but their
owne: they never forsake him all the daies of their life; and if the cocke
chance to be weake and crazed, the hen will take him upon her neck and
carrie him with her wheresoever she goeth, and serve him even untill death.
Mans wit could never yet attaine to the full knowledge of that admirable
kind of building or structure which the Halcyon useth in contriving of
her neast, no, nor devise what it is of. Plutarke, who hath seen
and handled many of them, thinkes it to be made of certaine fish-bones,
which she so compacts and conjoyneth together, enterlacing some long and
some crosse- waise, adding some foldings and roundings to it, that in the
end she frameth a round kind of vessel, readie to float and swim upon the
water: which done, she carrieth the same where the sea waves beat most;
there the sea gently beating upon it, shewes her how to daube and patch
up the parts not well closed, and how to strengthen those places and fashion
those ribs that are not fast, but stir with the sea waves: and on the other
side, that which is closely wrought, the sea beating on it, doth so fasten
and conjoyne together, that nothing, no, not stone or yron, can any way
loosen divide, or break the same except with great violence and what is
most to be wondred at is the proportion and figure of the concavitie within;
for it is so composed and proportioned that it can receive or admit no
manner of thing but the bird that built it; for to all things else it is
so impenetrable, close, and hard, that nothing can possibly enter in: no,
not so much as the sea water. Loe here a most plaine description
of this building or construction taken from a verie good author: yet me
thinks it doth not fully and sufficiently resolve us of the difficultie
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Now from what vanitie can it proceed, we should so willfully contemne
and disdainfully interpret those effects, which we can neither imitate
nor conceive? But to follow this equalitie or correspondences betweene
us and beasts somewhat further: the privilege whereof our soule vants,
to bring to her condition whatsoever it conceiveth, and to despoile what
of mortall and corporall qualities belongs unto it, to marshall those things
which she deemed worthie her acquaintance, to disrobe and deprive their
corruptible conditions, and to make them leave as superfluous and base
garments, thicknesses, length, depth, weight, colour, smell, roughnesse,
smoothnesse, hardnesse, softnesse, and all sensible accidents else, to
fit and appropriate them to her immortall and spirituall condition: so
that Rome and Paris, which I have in my soule; Paris which I imagine; yea,
I imagine and conceive the same without reatnesse and place, without stone
and morter. and without wood; then say I unto my selfe, the same privilege
seemeth likewise to be in beasts: for a horse accustomed to heare the sound
of trumpets, the noyse of shot, and the clattering of armes, whom we see
to snort, to startle, and to neigh in his sleep, as he lies along upon
his litter, even as he were in the hurly burly; it is most certaine, that
in his minde he apprebends the sound of a drum without any noyse, and an
armie without armes or bodie.
Quippe videbis equos fortes, cum membra jacebunt
In somnis, sudare tamen, spirareque saepe,
Et quasi de palma summas contenders vires./1
You shall see warlike horses, when in sleep
Their limbs lie, yet sweat, and a snorting keep.
And stretch their utmost strength,
As for a goale at length.
That hare which a grey-bound imagineth in his
dreame, after whom as he sleepeth we see him bay quest, yelp, and snort,
stretch out his taile, shake his
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legs, and perfectly represent the motions of his course the same is
a hare without bones, without haire.
Venantumque canes in molli saepe quiete,
Iactant crura tamen subito, vocesque repente
Mittunt, et crebras reducunt naribus auras,
Ut vestigia si teneant inventa ferarunt
Expergefactique, sequuntur inania saepe,
Crvorum simulacra, fugae quasi dedita cernant:
Donec discussis redeant erroribus ad se./1
Oft times the hunters dogs in easie rest
Stir their legs, suddainly, open, and quest,
And send from nosthrils thicke-thicke snuffing sent
As if on traile they were of game full-bent:
And wakened so, they follow shadowes vaine
Of Deere in chase, as if they fled amaine:
Till, their fault left, they turne to sense againe.
Those watching-dogs which in their sleep we sometimes
see to grumble, and then barking, to startle suddainly out of their slumber,
as if they perceived some stranger to arive, that stranger which their
minde seemeth to see is but an imaginarie man, and not perceived, without
any dimension, colour, or being:
------Consueta domi catulorum
blanda propago
Degere, saepe levem ex oculis volucremque soporem
Discutere, et corpus de terra corripere instant
Proinde quasi ignotas facies atque ora tuantur./2
The fawning kind of whelps, at home that liv's,
O From eyes to shake light-swift sleepe often striv's,
And from the ground their starting bodies hie,
As if some unknowne stranger they did spie.
Touching corporall beauties before I goe any further it were necessarie
I know whether we are yet agreed about her description. It is very
likely that we know not well what beautie either in nature or in generall
is, since we give so many and attribute so divers formes to humane beauties
yea, and to our beautie: Of which if there were any naturall or lively
description, we should generally know it, as we doe the heat of fire.
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We imagine and faine her formes, as our fantasies lead us.
Turpis Romano Belgicus ore color./1
A Dutch-froes colour hath no grace,
Seen in a Roman Ladies face.
The Indians describe it blacks and swarthy, with
blabbered- thick lips, with a broad and flat nose, the inward gristle whereof
they loade with great gold rings, hanging downe to their mouth, and their
neather lips with great circlets beset with precious stones, which cover
all their chins, deeming it an especiall grace to shew their teeth to the
roots. In Peru, the greatest eares are ever esteemed the fairest,
which with all art and industrie they are continually stretching out; and
a man (who yet liveth) sweareth to have seen in a Province of the East
Indias the people so carefull to make them great, and so to load them with
heavie jewels, that with ease he could have thrust his arme through one
of their eare-holes. There are other Nations who endevour to make
their teeth as blacke as jeat, and skorne to have them white; and in other
places they die them red. Not onely in the province of Baske, but
in other places, women are accounted fairest when their heads are shaven,
and which is strange, in some of the Northerly frozen-countries, as Plinie
affirmeth. Those of Mexico esteems the littlenesse of their foreheads
as one of the chiefest beauties, and whereas they shave their haire over
all their bodie besides, by artificiall meanes they labour to nourish and
make it grow onely in their foreheads; and so love to have great dugs,
that they strive to have their children sucke over their shoulders.
So would we set forth ilfavordnesse. The Italians proportion it big and
plum; the Spaniards spynie and lanke; and amongst us one would bave her
white, another browne, and soft and delicate, another strong and lustie;
some desire wantonnesse and blithnesse, and othersome sturdinesse and
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majestie to be joyned with it. Even as the preheminence in beauties
which Plato ascribeth unto the Sphericall figure, the Epicureans refer
the same unto the Piramidall or Square; and say they cannot swallow a God
made round like a bowle. But howsoever it is, nature hath no more
privileged us in that than in other things, concerning her common lawes.
And if we impartially enter into judgement with our selves, we shall finde
that if there be any creature or beast lesse favoured in that than we,
there are others (and that in great numbers) to whom nature hath been more
favourable than to us. A multis animalibus decore vincimur:/1
'We
are excelled in comelinesse, by many living creatures:' Yea, of terrestriall
creatures that live with us. For, concerning those of the Sea, omitting
their figure, which no proportion can containe, so much doth it differ,
both in colour, in neatnesse, in smoothnesse, and in disposition, we must
give place unto them: which in all qualities we must likewise doe to the
eyrie ones. And that prerogative which Poets yeeld unto our upright
stature, looking towards heaven whence her beginning is,
Pronaque cum spectent animalia caetera terram,
Os homini sublime dedit, caelumque videre
Iussit, et erectos ad sidera tollere vultus,/2
Where other creatures on earth looke and lie,
A loftie looke God gave man, had him prie
On heav'n, rais'd his high countenance to the skie,
is meerely poeticall, for there are many little beasts that have their
sight directly, fixed towards heaven: I finde the Camels and the
Estridges necke much more raised and upright than ours. What beasts
have not their face aloft and before, and looke not directly opposite as
we; and in their naturall posture descrie not as much of heaven and earth
as man doth? And what qualities of our corporall constitution, both
in Plato and Cicero, cannot fit and serve a thousand beasts? Such
as most resemble man are the vilest and
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filthiest of all the rout: As for outward apparance and true shape
of the visage, it is the Munkie or Ape:
Simia quam similis, turpissima bestia, nobis!/1
An Ape, a most il-favored beast,
How like to us in all the rest?' {Yahoo+}
as for inward and vitall parts, it is the Hog. Truely, when I consider
man all naked (yea, be it in that sex which seemeth to have and challenge
the greatest share of eye-pleasing beautie) and view his defects, his naturall
subjection, and manifold imperfections, I finde we have had much more reason
to hide and cover our nakednesse than any creature else. We may be
excused for borrowing those which nature had therein favored more than
us, with their beauties to adorne us, and under their spoiles of wooll,
of haire, of feathers, and of silke to shroud us. Let us moreover
observe, that man is the onely creature whose wants offend his owne fellowes,
and he alone that in naturall actions must withdraw and sequester himselfe
from those of his owne kinde. Verely it is an effect worthie consideration,
that the skilfullest masters of amorous dalliaunce appoint for a remedie
of venierian passions a free and full survay of the bodie, which one longeth
and seeks after: and that to coole the longing and aswage the heat of friendship,
one need but perfectly view and thoroughly consider what he loveth.
Ille quod obscaenas in aperto corpore partes
Viderat, in cursu qui fuit, heasit amor./2
The love stood still, that ran in full cariere,
When bare it saw parts that should not appeare.
And although this remedie may haply proceed from
a squeamish and cold humor, yet it is a wonderfull signe of our imbecillitie
that the use and knowledge should so make us to be cloyd one of an other.
It is not bashfulnesse so much as art and foresight makes our Ladies so
circumspect and unwilling to let us come
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into their closets before they are fully readie and throughly painted,
to come abroad and shew themselves:
Nec veneres nostras hoc fallit, quo magis ipsae
Omnia summopere hos vitae post scaenia celant,
Quos retinere volunt adstrictoque esse in amore./1
Our Mistresses know this, which makes them not disclose
Parts to be plaid within, especially from those
Whom they would servants hold, and in their love-bands close:
Whereas, in other creatures there is nothing but
we love and pleaseth our senses: so that even from their excrements and
ordure we draw not only dainties to eat, but our richest ornaments and
perfumes. This discourse of beautie toucheth only our common order,
and is not so sacrilegious as it intendeth or dareth to comprehend those
divine, supernaturally and extraordinarie beauties which sometimes are
seen to shine amongst as, even as stars under a corporall and terrestriall
veile. Moreover, that part of natures favours which we impart unto beasts,
is by our owne confession much more advantageous unto them. We assume
unto our selves imaginarie and fantasticall goods, future and absent goods,
which humane capacitie can no way warrant unto her selfe; or some other,
which by the overweening of our owne opinion we falsely ascribe unto our
selves; as reason, honour, and knowledge; and to them as their proper share
we leave the essentiall, the manageable, and palpable goods, as peace,
rest, securitie, innocencie, and health: I say, which is the goodliest
and richest present nature can impart unto us. So that even Stoike
Philosophie dareth to affirme, that if Heraclitus and Pherecydes could
have changed their wisdome with health,'and by that meanes the one to have
rid himselfe of the dropsie and the other of the lowsie- evill, which so
sore tormented them, they would surely have done it: whereby they also
yeeld so much more honor unto wisdom by comparing and counterpeizing the
same
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unto health, than they do in this other proposition of theirs, where
they say, that if Circe had presented Vlisses with two kinds of drinke,
the one to turne a wise man into a foole, the other to change a foole into
a wise man, he would rather have accepted that of folly, than have been
pleased that Circe should transforme his humane shape into a beasts.
And they say that Wisdome herselfe would thus have spoken unto him: 'Meddle
not with me, but leave me rather than then shouldst place me under the
shape and bodie of an Asse. What? This great and heavenly wisdom?
Are Phylosophers contented then to quit it for a corporall and earthly
veile? Why then it is not for reasons sake, nor by discourse and
for the soule, we so much excell beasts: it is for the love we beare unto
our beautie, unto our faire hew, and goodly disposition of limbs, that
we reject and set our understanding at naught, our wisdome, and what else
we have. Well, I allow of this ingenious and voluntarie confession
surely they knew those parts we so much labour to pamper to be meere fantasies.
Suppose beasts had all the vertue, the knowledge, the wisdome and sufficiency
of the Stoikes, they should still be beasts; nor might they ever be compared
unto a miserable, wretched, and senseless man. For, when all is done,
whatsoever is not as we are, is not of any worth. And God to be esteemed
of us, must (as we will show anon) draw somewhat neere it. Whereby
it appeareth that it is not long of a true discourse, but of a foolish
hardinesse and selfe-perfuming obstinacie, we prefer ourselves before other
creatures, and sequester our selves from their condition and societie. {Gulliver+}
But to returne to our purpose: we have for our part inconstancie, irresolution,
uncertaintie, sorrow, superstition, carefulnesse for future things (yea
after our life), ambition, covetousnesse, jelousie, envie, inordinate,
mad, untamed appetites, warre, falsehood, disloyaltie, detraction, and
curiositie. Surely we have strangely overpaid this worthie discourse,
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Knowow, if we have purchased the same with the price of so infinite
passions to which we are uncessantly enthralled. If we be not pleased
(as Socrates is) to make this noble prerogative over beasts, to be of force,
that whereas nature hath subscribed them certaine seasons and bounds for
their naturall lust and voluptuousnesse, she hath given us at all howers
and occasions the full reines of them.
Ut vinum aegrotis, quia prodest raro, nocet saepissime, melius
est non adhibere omnino, quam, spe dubiae salutis, in apertam perniciem
incurrere: Sic, ha ud scio, an melius fuerit humano generi motum
motum celerem cogitationis, acumen, solertiam quam rationem vocamus, quoniam
pestifera sint multis, admodum paucis salutaria, non dari omnino, quam
tam munifice et tam large dari:/1
'As it is better not to use wine at all in sicke persons, because it seldome
doth them good, but many times much hurt, than in hope of doubtfull health
to run into undoubted danger; so doe I not knowe whether it were better
that this swift motion of the thought, this sharpenesse this conceitednesse
which we call reason+, should not at all
be given to mankind (because it is pernicious unto many and healthfull
to very few) than that it should be given so plentifully and so largely. {animal_rationis+}
What good or commoditie may we imagine this far-understanding of so many
things brought ever unto Varro+
and to Aristotle? Did it ever exempt, or could it at any time free
them from humane inconveniences? Were they ever discharged of those
accidents that incidently follow a seelie labouring man? Could they
ever draw any ease for the gout from logike? And howbeit they knew
the humour engendering the same to lodge in the joints, have they felt
it the lesse? Did they at any time make a covenant with death, although
they knew full well that some nations rejoice at her comming? as also of
cuckoldship, because they knew women to be common in some countries?
But contrariwise having both held the first ranke in knowledge, the one
amongst the Romans, the other among the Grecians, yea, and at such times
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wherein sciences flourished most, we could never learne they had any
speciall excellencie in their life. Wee see the Graecian hath been
put to his plunges in seeking to discharge himselfe from some notable imputations
in his life. Was it ever found that sensualitie and health are more
pIeasing unto him that understands Astrologie and Grammar?
(Illiterate num minus nervi rigent?/1
As stiffe unlearned sinnewes stand,
As theirs that much more understand.)
or shame and povertie lesse importunate and vexing?
Scilicet et morbis, et debilitate carebis,
Et luctun, et curam et tempora vitae
Longa tibi posthaec fato meliore dabuntur./2
Thou shalt be from disease and weaknesse free,
From moane, from care, long time of life to thee
; Shall by more friendly fate affoorded be.
I have in my daies seene a hundred artificers,
and as many labourers, more wise and more happy than some sectors in the
Universitie, and whom I would rather resemble. Me thinks learning
hath a place amongst things necessarie for mans life, as
glorie+, noblenesse, dignitie, or at most as riches, {list+}
and such other qualities, which indeed stead the same; but afar off and
more in conceipt than by Nature. We have not much more need of offices,
of rules, and lawes how to live in our commonwealth than the cranes and
ants have in theirs. Which notwithstanding, we see how orderly and
without instruction they maintaine themselves. If man were wise he
would value everything according to its worth, and as it is either more
profitable or more necessarie for life. He that shall number us by
our actions and proceedings, shall doubtlesse finde many more excellent
ones amongst the ignorant than among the wiser sort: I meane in all
kinde of vertues. My opinion is, that ancient Rome brought
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forth many men of much more valour and sufficiencie, both for peace
and warre, than this late learned Rome, which with all her wisdom hath
overthrowne her erst-flourishing estate. If all the rest were alike,
then should honestie+
and innocencie at least belong to the ancient, for she was exceedingly
well placed with simplicities+.
But I will shorten this discourse, which haply would draw me further than
I would willingly follow: yet thus much I will say more, that onely
humilitie+ and submission is able to make a perfect
honest+ man. Every one must not have the knowledge of his dutie
referred to his owne judgement, but ought rather to have it prescribed
unto him, and not be allowed to chose it at his pleasure and free will:
otherwise, according to the imbecilitie of our reasons, and infinite varietie
of our opinions, we might peradventure forge and devise such duties unto
ourselves, as would induce us (as Epicurus saith) to endevour to destroy
and devoure one another. {bourgeois_individualism+}
The first law that ever God gave unto man was a law of pure obedience.
It was a bare and simple commandement whereof man should enquire and know
no further: forasmuch as to obey is the proper dutie of a reasonable soul,
acknowledging a heavenly and superiour benefactor. From obeying and
yeelding unto him proceed all other vertues, even as all sinnes derive
from selfe-overweening. Contrariwise, the first temptation that ever seized
on human nature was disobedience, by the devils instigation, whose first
poison so far insinuated it selfe into us, by reason of the promises he
made us of wisdome and knowledg: Eritis sicut Dii scientes bonum
et malum:/1 'You shall be like Gods, knowing both good and evill.'
And the Syrens, to deceive Vllysses, and alluring him to fall into
their dangerous and confounding snares, offer to give him the full fruition
of knowledge. The opinion of wisdome is the plague of man. {intellectual_snobbery+}
That is the occasion why ignorance is by our religion recommended unto
us as an instrument fitting beleefe and obedience: Cavete, ne
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Quis vos decipiat per Philosophiam et inanessseductiones, secundum
elementa mundi:/1 'Take heed lest any man deceive you by Philosophie
and vaine seducements, according to the rudiments of the world.' All the
Philosophers of all the sects that ever were doe generally agree in this
point, that the chiefest felicitie, or summum onum, consisteth in the peace
and tranquillitie of the soule and bodie: but where shall we finde it?
Ad summum sapiens uno minor est Iove, dives;
Liber, honoratus, puIcher, Rex denique Regum:
Praecipue sanus, nisi cum pituita molesta est./2
In summe, who wise is knowne,
Is less than Jove alone,
Rich, honorable, free, faire, King of Kings,
Chiefely in health, but when fleagme trouble brings.
It seemeth verily that nature for the comfort
of our miserable and wretched condition hath allotted us no other portion
but presumption. It is therefore (as
Epictetus+ saith) that man hath nothing that is properly his owne
but the use of his opinions. Our hereditarie portion is nothing but
smoke and wind. The Gods (as saith Philosophie) have health in true
essence, and sicknesse in conceipt. Man, cleane contrarie, possesseth
goods in imagination, and evils essentially. Wee have had reason
to make the powers of our imagination to be of force: for all our facilities
are but in conceipt, and as it were in a dreame. {Fortune+}
Heare but this poore and miserable creature vaunt himselfe. There
is nothing (saith Cicero) so delightfull and pleasant as the knowledge
of letters; of letters+, I say, by whose
meanes the infinitie of things, the incomprehensible greatnesse of nature,
the heavens, the earth, and all the seas of this vast universe, are made
knowne unto us. They have taught us religion, moderation, stowtnesse
of courage, and redeemed our soule out of darknesse, to make her see and
distinguish of all things, the high as well as the lowe, the first as the
last, and those betweene both.
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It is they that store and supply us with all such things as may make
us live happily and well, and instruct us how to passe our time without
sorrow or offence. Seemeth not this goodly orator to speake of the
Almighties and everliving Gods condition? And touching effects, a
thousand poore seelie women in a countrie towne have lived and live a life
much more reposed, more peaceable, and more constant than ever he did. {Wordsworth+}
-----Deus ille fuit Deus, inclyte
Memmi,
Qui princeps vitae rationem invenit eam, quae
Nunc appellatur sapienta, quique per artem,
Fluctibus e tantis vitam tantisque tenebris,
In tam tranquillo et tam clara luce locavit.
Good sir, it was God, God it was, flrst found
That course of man's life, which now is renown'd
By name of wisdome; who by art reposed,
Our life in so cleare light, calme so composed,
From so great darknesse, so great waves opposed.
Observe what glorious and noble words these be
yet but a sleight accident brought this wisemans understanding to a far
worse condition than that of a simple shepherd: notwithstanding this divine
Teacher, and this heavenly wisdome. Of like impudence is the promise
of Democritus his Booke, 'I will now speake of all things;' And that fond
title which Aristotle gives us of mortall gods, and that rash judgement
of Chrysippus that Dion was as vertuous as God: And
my_Seneca+ saith he acknowledgeth that God hath given him life, but
how to live well that he hath of himselfe. Like unto this other:
In virtute vere gloriamur, quod non contingeret, si id donum a Deo non
a nobis haberemus:/2 {non_nobis+}
'We rightly vaunt us of vertue, which we should not doe, if we had it of
God, not of ourselves:' This also is Senecaes, that the wise man hath a
fortitude like unto Gods; but in humanity weaknesse wherein he excelleth
him. There is nothing more common than to meet with such passages
of temeritie: There is not any of us that will be so much offended to see
himselfe
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compared to God as he will deeme himselfe wrong to be depressed in the
ranke of other creatures. So much are we more jealous of our owne
interest than of our Creators. But we must tread this foolish vanitie
under foot, and boldly shake off and lively reject those fond ridiculous
foundations whereon these false opinions are built. So long as man
shall be perswaded to have meanes or power of himselfe, so long will he
denie and never acknowledge what he oweth unto his Master: he shall alwaies
(as the common saying is) make shift with his owne: He must be stripped
unto his shirt. Let us consider some notable example of the effect
of Philosophie. Possidonius having long time been grieved with a
painfull-lingring diseease which with the smarting paine made him wring
his hands and gnash his teeth, thought to scorne grief with exclaiming
and crying out against it: 'Doe what thou list, yet will I never say that
thou art evil or paine. He feeleth the same passions that my lackey
doth, but he boasteth himselfe that at least he conteineth his tongue under
the lawes of his sect. Re succumbere non oportebat verbis gloriantem;/1
'It was not for him to yeeld in deeds, who had so braved it in
words+.' Arcesilas lying sicke of the gowt, Carneades comming to visit
him, and seeing him to frowne, supposing he had been angrie, was going
away again, but he called him back, and shewing him his feet and breast,
said unto him, 'There is nothing come from thence hither. This hath
somewhat a better garb;' for he feeleth himselfe grieved with sicknesse,
and would faine be rid of it, yet is not his heart vanquished or weakned
thereby, the other stands upon his stifnesse (as I feare) more verball
than essentiall And Dionysius Heracleotes being tormented with a violent
smarting in his eies, was at last perswaded to quit these
Stoicke+ resolutions. Be it supposed
that Learning and Knowledge should worke those effects they speake of,
that is, to blunt and abate the sharpnesse of those accidents or mischances
that follow and attend us; doth she any more than
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what ignorance effecteth much more evidently and simply? The Philosopher
Pyrrho being at sea, and by reason of a violent storme in great danger
to be cast away, presented nothing unto those that were with him in the
ship to imitate but the securitie of an Hog which was aboard, who, nothing
at all dismaied, seemed to behold and outstare the tempest. Philosophie
after all her precepts gives us over to the examples of a Wrestler or of
a Muletier, in whom we ordinarily perceive much lesse feeling of death,
of paine, of grief, and other conveniences, and more undaunted constancie,
than ever Learning or Knowledge could store a man withall, {common+}
unlesse he were born and of himselfe through some naturall habitude prepared
unto it. What is the cause the tender members of a childe or limbs
of a horse are much more easie and with lesse paine cut and incised than
ours, if it be not ignorance? How many, only through the power of
imagination, have falne into dangerous diseases? We ordinarily see
diverse that will cause themselves to be let bloud, purged, and dieted,
because they would be cured of diseases they never felt but in conceit;
when essentiall and true maladies faile us, then Science and Knowledge
lend us hers: This colour or complexion (said she) presageth some
rheumatike defluxion will ensue you: This soultring-hot season menaceth
you with some febricant commotion; this cutting of the vitall line of your
left hand warneth you of some notable and approaching indisposition.
And at last she will roundly addresse herselfe unto perfect health; saying
this youthly vigour and suddain joy cannot possibly stay in one place,
her bloud and strength must be abated, for feare it turne you to some mischiefe.
Compare but the life of a man subject to these like imaginations, unto
that of a day-laboring swaine, who followes his naturall appetites, who
measureth all things onely by the present sense, and hath neither learning
nor prognostications, who feeleth no disease but when he hath it: whereas
the other hath often the stone imaginarily before he have it in his reines:
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enough to endure the sicknesse when it shall come, he doth in his fancie
prevent the same, and beadlong runneth to meet with it. What I speake
of Physicke, the same may generally be applied and drawne to all manner
of learning. Thence came this ancient opinion of those Philosophers
who placed chiefe felicitie in the knowledge of our judgements weaknesse.
My ignorance affords me as much cause of hope as of feare: and having no
other regiment for my health than that of other men's examples, and of
the events I see elsewhere in like occasions whereof I find some of all
sorts: and relie upon the comparisons that are most favourable unto me.
I embrace health with open armes, free, plaine, and full, and prepare my
appetite to enjoy it, by how much more it is now lesse ordinarie and more
rare unto me: so far is it from me that I, with the bitternesse of some
new and forced kind of life, trouble her rest and molest her ease.
Beasts do manifestly declare unto us how many infirmities our mindes agitation
brings us. That which is told us of those that inhabit Bresill, who
die onely through age, which some impute to the clearnesse and calmnenesse
of their aire, I rather ascribe to the calmenesse and clearnesse of their
mindes, void and free from all passions, cares, toiling, and unpleasant
labours, as a people that passe their life in a wonderfull kind of simplicitie
and ignorance, without letters, or lawes and without Kings or any Religion. {noble_savage+}
Whenc comes it (as we daily see by experience) that the rudest and grossest
clownes are more tough, strong, and more desired in amorous executions;
and that the love of a Muletier is often more accepted than that of a perfumed
quaint courtier? But because in the latter the agitation of his mind
doth so distract, trouble, and wearie the force of his bodie, {Hamlet+}
as it also troubleth and wearieth it selfe, who doth belie, or more commonly
cast the same down even into madnesse, but her own promptitude, her point,
her agilitie, and, to conclude, her proper force? Whence proceeds
the subtilest follie but from the subtilest wisdome? {PlainDealer+}
As from the extremest
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friendships proceed the extremest enmities and from the soundest healths
the mortallest diseases, so from the rarest and quickest agitations of
our mindes ensue the most distempered and outrageous frenzies. There
wants but half a pegs turne to passe from the one to the other. In
mad mens actions we see how fitlie follie suteth and meets with the strongest
operations of our minde. Who knowes not how unperceivable the neighbourhood
between follie with the liveliest elevations of a free minde is, and the
effects of a supreme and extraordinarie vertue. Plato affirmeth that
melancholy mindes are more excellent and discipliuable; so are there none
more inclinable unto follie. Diverse spirits, are seen to be overthrowne
by their owne force and proper nimblenesse. What a start hath one/1
of the most judicious, ingenious, and most fitted under the ayre of true
ancient poesie, lately gotten by his owne agitation and selfe- gladnesse,
above all other Italian Poets that have been of a long time? Hath
not he wherewith to be beholding unto this his killing vivacitie? unto
this clearnesse that hath so blinded him? unto his exact and far-reaching
apprehension of reasons which hath made him voide of reason? unto the curious
and laborious pursute of Sciences, that have brought him unto sottishnesse?
unto this rare aptitude to the exercises of the minde, which hath made
him without minde or exercise? I rather spited than pitied him when I saw
him at Ferrara, in so piteous a plight, that he survived himselfe; misacknowledging
both himselfe and his labours, which unwitting to him, and even to his
face, have been published both uncorrected and maimed. Will you have
a man healthy, will you have him regular, and in constant and safe condition?
overwhelme him in the darke pit of idlenesse and dulnesse. We must
be besotted ere we can become wise, and dazzled before we can be led.
And if a man shall tell me that the commoditie to have the appetite cold
to griefes and wallowish to evils, drawes this incommoditie after it, it
is also consequently the same
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that makes us lesse sharpe and greedie to the enjoying of good and of
pleasures: It is true but the miserie of our condition beareth that
we have not so much to enjoy as to shun, and that extreme voluptuousnesse
doth not so much pinch us as a light smart: egnius homines bona
quam mala sentiunt:/1
'Men have a duller feeling of a good turne than of an ill;' we have
not so sensible a feeling of perfect health as we have of the least sicknesse,'
-----pungit
In cute vix sumnma violatum plagula corpus
Quando valere nihil quemquam movet. Hoc juvat unum
Quod me non torquet latus aut pes; caetera quisquam
Vix queat aut sanum sese aut sentire valentem.
A light stroke that dooth scarce the top-skin wound,
Greeves the gall'd bodie, when in health to be,
Doth scarce move any: onely ease is found.
That neither side nor foot torementeth me:
Scarce any in the rest can feel he's sound.
Our being in health is but the privation of being
ill. See therefore where the sect of Philosophie that hath most preferred
sensualitie, hath also placed the same but to indolencie or unfeeling of
paine. To have no infirmitie at all is the chiefest possession of
health that man can hope for (as Ennius said)
Nimium boni est, cui nihil est mali.
He hath but too much good,
Whom no ill hath withstood.
For the same tickling and pricking which a man
doth feel in some pleasures, and seemes beyond simple health and indolencie,
this active and moving sensualitie, or as I may terme it, itching and tickling
pleasure, aymes but to be free from paine, as her chiefest scope.
The lust-full longing which allures us to the acquaintance of women seekes
but to expell that paine which an earnest and burning desire doth possesse
us with, and desireth but to allay it thereby to come to rest and be
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exempted from this fever; and so of others. I say therefore, that
ifsimplicitie+
directeth us to have no evill, it also addresseth us according to our condition
to a most happy estate. Yet ought it not to be imagined so dull and
heavie than the altogether senselesse. And Crantor had great reason
to withstand the unsensiblenesse of Epicurus, if it were so deeply rooted
that the approching and birth of evils might gainsay it. I commend
not that unsensiblenesse which is neither possible nor to be desired.
I am well pleased not to be sicke, but if I be, I will know that I am so;
and if I be cauterized or cut, I will feel it. Verily, he that should
root out the knowledge of evill should therewithall extirp the knowledge
of voluptuousnesse, and at last bring man to nothing. Istud nihil
dolere, non sine magna mercede contingit immanitatis in animo, stuporis
in corpore:/1
'This verse point, not to be offended or grieved with
any thing, befals not freely to a man without either inhumanitie in his
minde or senselesnesse in his bodie.' Sicknesse is not amiss unto
man, comming in her turne; nor is he alwaies to shun pain, nor ever to
follow sensualitie. It is a great advantage for the honour of ignorance
that Science it selfe throwes us into her armes when she findes her selfe
busie to make us strong against the assaults of evils: she is forced to
come to this composition: to yeeld us the bridle, and give us leave to
shrowd our selves in her lap, and submit ourselves unto her favour, to
shelter us against the assaults and injuries of fortune. For what
meaneth she else when she perswades us to withdraw our thought from the
evils that possesse us, and entertains them with foregon pleasures, and
stead us as a comfort of present evils with the remembrance of forepast
felicities, and call a vanished content to our help, for to oppose it against
that which vexeth us? Levationes, aegritudinum in avocatione a cogitanda
molestia, et revocatione ad contemplandas voluptates ponit./2 'Eases of
grief she reposeth either in calling from the thought of offence, or calling
to the contemplations of some pleasures.
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Unlesse it be that where force fails her, she will use policie and shew
a tricke of nimblenesse and turne away, where the vigor both of her bodie
and armes shall faile her. For not onely to a strict Philosopher,
but simply to any setled man, when he by experience feeleth the burning
alteration of a hot fever, what currant paiment is it to pay him with the
remembrance of the sweetnesse of Greeke wine? It would rather empaire
his bargaine.
Che ricordarsi il ben doppia la noia.
For to thinke of our joy,
Redoubles our annoy.
Of that condition is this other counsell, which Philosophie giveth onely
to keepe forepast felicities in memories and thence blot out such griefes
as we have felt: as if the skill to forget were in our power: and counsell
of which we have much lesse regard:
Suavis est laborum praeteritorum memoria./1
Of labours overpast,
Remembrance hath sweet taste
What? shall Philosophie, which ought to put the weapons into my hands to
fight against Fortune; which should harden my courage, to suppress and
lay at my feet all humane adversities, will she so faint as to make me
like a fearfull cunnie creepe into some lurking-hole, and like a craven
to tremble and yeeld? For memorie representeth unto us, not what
we chuse, but what pleaseth her. Nay, there is nothing so deeply
imprinteth anything in our remembrance as the desire to forget the same:
it is a good way to commend to the keeping, and imprinteth anything in
our minde, to solicit her to lose the same. And that is false, Est
situm in nobis, ut et adversa quasi perpetua oblivione obruamus, et secunda
jucunde et suaviter eminerimus:/2 'This is engraffed in us, or at least
in our power, that we both burie in perpetuall oblivion things past against
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us, and record with pleasure and delight what soever was for us.'
And
this is true, Memini etiam quae nolo; oblivisci non possum quae volo:/1
'I
remember even those things I would not; and can not forget what I would.'
And whose counsell is this? his, Qui se unus sapientem profiteri
sit ausus:/1
'Who only durst professe himselfe a wise man'
Qui genus humanum ingenio superavit, et omnes
Praestrinaeit stellas, exortas uti aetherius Sol./2
Who from all mankind bare for wit the prize,
And dim'd the stars as when skies Sunne doth rise.
To emptie and diminish the memorie, is it not
the readie and onely way to ignorance?
Iners malorum remedium ignorantia est./3
Of ills a remedie by chance,
And verie dull is ignorance.
We see diverse like precepts, by which we are permitted to borrow frivolous
appearances from the vulgar sort, where lively and strong reason is not
of force sufficient: alwaies provided they bring us content and comfort.
Where they can not cure a sore they are pleased to stupifie and hide the
same. I am perswaded they will not denie me this, that if, they could
possibly add any order or constancie to a mans life, that it might thereby
be still maintained in pleasure and tranquillitie, by or through any weaknesse
or infirmitie of judgement, but they would accept it.
----- potare, et spargere flores
Incipiam, patiarque vel inconsultus haberi./4
I will begin to strew flowers, and drinke free,
And suffer witlesse, thriftlesse, held to bee.
There should many Philosophers he found of Lycas
his opinion: This man in all other things being very temperate and
orderly in his demeanors, living quietly
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and contentedly with his families wanting of no dutie or office both
towards his own houshold and strangers, verie carefully preserving himselfe
from all hurtfull things: notwithstanding through some alteration of his
senses or spirits, he was so possessed with this fantasticall conceipt
or obstinate humour that he ever and continually thought to be amongst
the Theatres, where he still saw all manner of spectacles, pastimes, sports
and the best Comedies of the world. But being at last by the skill
of Physitians cured of this maladie, and his offending humour Purged, he
could hardly be held from putting them in suite, to the end they might
restore him to the former pleasures and contents of his imagination.
----- pol me occidistis amici,
Non servastis, ait, cui sic extorta voluptas,
Et demptus per vim menti gratissimus error./1
You have not sav'd me, friends, but slaine me quite,
(Quoth he) from whom so reft is my delight;
And errour purg'd, which best did please my spright.
Of a raving like unto that of Thrasilaus, sonne
unto Pythodorus, who verily beleeved that all the ships that went out from
the haven of Pyraeus, yea and all such as came into it, did only travell
about his businesse, rejoycing when any of them had made a fortunate voyage,
and welcommed them with great gladnesse: His brother Crito, having
caused him to be cured and restored to his better senses, he much bewailed
and grieved of the condition wherein he had formerly lived in, such joy,
and so void of all care and griefe. It is that which that ancient
Greeke verse saith: That not to be so advised brings many commodities
with it:
'E Tp op--tim Yip inai, aL Tor/2
The sweetest life I wis,
In knowing nothing is. {ignorance=bliss+}
And as Ecclesiastes witnesseth: 'In much wisdome
is much sorrow. And who getteth knowledge purchaseth sorrow and griefe'
Even that which Philosophy
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doth in generall tearmes allow, this last remedy which she ordaineth
for all manner of necessities; that is, to make an end of that life which
we cannot endure. {Hemingway+} Placet?
pare: placet? quacunque vis exi. Pungit dolor? vel fodiat sane: si nudus
es, da jugulum: sin tectus armis vulcaniis, id est, fortitudine,
resiste:/1 'Doth it like you? obey: doth it not like you? get out as
you will; doth griefe pricke you? and let it pierce you too: if you be
naked, yeeld your throat: but if you be covered with the armour of Vulcan,
that is, with fortitude, resist.'
And that saving, used of the Graecians
in their banquets, which they aply unto it, Aut bibat, aut abeat:/2
'Either
let him carouse, or carry him out of the house:' which rather fitteth
the mouth of a Gascoine, who very easily doth change the letter B into
V, than that of Cicero:
Vivere si recte nescis, discede peritis:
Lusisti satis, edisti satis, atque bibisti:
Tempus abire tibi est, largius aequo
Ridat, et pulset lascivia descentius aetas:/3
Live well you cannot, them that can, give place;
Well have you sported, eaten well, drunke well: 'Tis time you part; lest
wanton youth with grace
Laugh at, and knock you that with swilling dwell.
what is it but a confession of his insufficiency, and a sending one backe
not only to ignorance, there to be shrowded, but unto stupidity it selfe,
unto unsensiblenesse and not being?
------ Democritum postquam matura
vetustas
Admonuit memorem, motus lanquescere mentis.
Sponte sua letho caput obvius obtulit ipse./4
When ripe age put Democritus in minde,
That his mindes motions fainted, he to finde
His death went willing, and his life resign'd.
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1 CIC. Tusc. Qu. 1. ii. 2 CIC. Ib. 1. v. 3 HOR. 1.
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It is that which Anthisthenes said, that a man must provide himselfe
either of wit to understand or of a halter to hang himselfe: And
that which Chrysippus alleaged upon the speech of the Poet Tyrtaius,
De la vertue, ou de mort approcher./1
Or vertue to approch,
Or else let death incroch.
And Crates said that love was cured with hunger,
if not by time; and in him that liked not these two meanes, by the halter.
That Sextius, to whom Seneca and Plutarke give so much commendation, having
given over all things else and betaken himselfe to the study of Philosophy,
seeing the progress of his studies so tedious and slow, purposed to cast
himself into the Sea; Ranne unto death for want of knowledge: Reade
here what the law saith upon the subject. If peradventure any great
inconvenience happen, which cannot be remedied, the haven is not farre-off,
and by swimming may a man save himselve out of his bodie, as out of a leaking
boat: for it is feare to die, and not desire to live, which keepes a foole
ioyned to his body. As life through
simplicity+ becommmeth more pleasant, so (as I erewhile began to
say) becommeth it more innocent and better. The simple and the ignorant
(saith St. Paul) raise themselves up to heaven, and take possession
of it; whereas we, with all the knowledge we have plunge ourselves downe
to the pit of hell. I rely neither upon Valentian (a professed enemy
to knowledge and learning), nor upon Licinius (both-Roman Emperours), who
named them the venime and plague of all politike estates: Nor on
Mahomet, who, as I have heard, doth utterly interdict all manner of learning
to his subjects. But the example of that great Lycurgus and his authority,
ought to beare chiefe sway and the revernce of that divine Lacedemonian
policy, so great, so admirable, and so long time flourishing in all vertue
and felicity without any institution or exercise at all of letters.
Those who returne from
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MONTAIGNE'S ESSAY ES that new world which of late hath been discovered
by the Spaniards, can witnesse unto us how those nations, being without
Magistrates or law, live much more regularly and formally than we, who
have amongst us more officers and lawes than men of other professions or
actions.
Di citatorie piene e di libelli,
Dessamine, e di carte, di procure
Hanno mani e il seno, e gran fastelli
Di chiose, di consioli e di letture,
Per cui le faculta de' poverelli
Non sono mai ne le citta sicure,
Hanno dietro e dinanzi e d'ambi i lati,
Notai, procuratori, e advocate./1
Their hands and bosoms with writs and citations,
With papers, libels, proxies, full they beare,
And bundels great of strict examiunations,
Of glosses, counsels, readings here and there.
Whereby in townes poore men of occupations
Possesse not their small goods secure from feare,
Before, behind, on each sides Advocates,
Proctors, and Notaries hold up debates. {pedants+} {lawyers+}
It was that which a Roman Senator said, that 'their
predecessors had their breath stinking of garlike, and their stomacke perfumed
with a good, conscience:' and contrary, the men of his time outwardly smelt
of nothing but sweet odours, but inwardly they stunke of all vices: which,
in mine opinion, is as much to say they had much knowledge and sufficiency,
but great want of honesty. Incivility, ignorance,
simplicity+, and rudenesse are commonly joyned with innocency. {PlainDealer+}
Curiosity, subtility, and knowledge are ever followed with malice:
Humility, feare, obedience, and honesty (which are the principall instruments
for the preservation of humane society) require a single docile soule and
which presumeth little of her selfe: {modesty+}
Christians have a peculiar knowledge how curiosity is in a man a naturall
and originall infirmity. The care to increase in wisdome and knowledge
was the first overthrow of
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man-kinde: is the way whereby man hath headlong cast himselfe downe
into eternall damnation. {original_sin+}
Pride is his losse and corruption: it is pride that misleadeth him from
common waies; that makes him to embrace all new fangles, and rather chuse
to be chiefe of a straggling troupe and in the path of perdition, and be
regent of some erroneous sect, and a teacher of falsehood, than a disciple
in the schoole of truth, and suffer himselfe to be led and directed by
the hand of others in the ready beaten highway. It is haply that which
the ancient Greeke proverb implieth, Seto-iaatuopia, Ka8a7rep 7rarp), -r
Tv(p,; sef9e7-at: 'Superstition obaieth pride as a father. Oh overweaning,
how much doest thou hinder us? Socrates being advertised that the
God of wisdome had attributed the name of wise unto him, was thereat much
astonished, and diligently searching and rouzing up himselfe, and ransacking
the very secrets of his heart, found no foundation or ground for this divine
sentence. He knew some that were as just, as temperate, as valiant
and as wise as he, and more eloquent, more faire and more profitable to
their country. In fine he resolved that he was distinguished from
others, and reputed wise, onely because he did not so esteeme himselfe:
And that his God deemed the opinion of science and wisdome a singular sottishnes
in man; and that his best doctrine was the doctrine of ignorance, and
simplicitie+ his greatest wisdome. The sacred writ pronounceth
them to be miserable in this world that esteeme themselves. 'Dust and ashes,'
saith he, 'what is there in thee thou shouldest so much glory of?
And in another place God hath made man like unto a shadowe, of which who
shall judge when, the light being gone, it shall vanish away? Man
is a thing of nothing. So far are our faculties from conceiving that
high Deitie, that of our Creators works, those beare his marke best, and
are most his owne, which we understand least. It is an occasion to
induce Christians to beleeve, when they chance to meet with any incredible
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more it is against humane reason. If it were according unto reason,
it were no more a wonder; and were it to be matched, it re no more singular.
Melius scitur Deus nesciendo, 'God is better knowen by our not knowing
him,' saith S. Augustine: and Tacitus, Sanctius est ac reverentius
de actis deorum credere quam scire:/1 'It is a course of more
holinesse and reverence to hold beleefe than to have knowledge of Gods
actions.' And Plato deemes it to be a vice of impiety overcuriously to
enquire after God, after the world, and after the first causes of things.
Atque
illum quidem parentem hujus universitatis invenire, difficile; et quum
jam inveneris, indicare in vulgus, nefas:/2 ''Both it is difficult
to finde out the father of this universe, and when you have found him,
it is unlawfull to reveale Him to the vulgar,' saith Cicero. We easily
pronounce puissance, truth, and justice; they be words importing some great
matter, but that thing we neither see nor conceive. We say that God
feareth, that God will be angry, and that God loveth.
Immortalia mortali sermone notantes,/3
Who with tearmes of mortality
Note things of immortality.
They be all agitations and motions, which according
to our forms can have no place in God, nor we imagine them according to
his. It onely belongs to God to know himselfe and interpret his owne
workes; and in our tongues he doth it improperly, to descend and come downe
to us, that are and lie groveling on the ground. How can wisdome
(which is the choice betweene good and evill) beseeme him, seeing no evill
doth touch him? How reason and intelligence, which we use to come
from obscure to apparant things, seeing there is no obscure thing in God?
Justice+, which distributeth unto every man what belongs unto him, created
for the society and conversation of man, how is she in
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God? How, temperance+, which
is the moderation of corporall sensualities, which have no place at all
in his God-head? Fortitude+ patiently
to endure sorrowes, and labours and dangers, appertaineth little unto him,
these three things no way approaching him, having no accesse unto him.
And therefore Aristotle holds him to be equally exempted from vertue and
from vice. Neque gratia, neque ira teneri potest, quod quae talia essent,
imbecilla essent omnia:/1 'Nor can he be possessed with favor and anger;
for, all that is so is but weake.' The participation which we have
of the knowledge, of truth, what soever she is, it is not by our owne strength
we have gotten it; God hath sufficiently taught it us in that he hath made
choice of the simple, common, and ignorant to teach us His wonderfull secrets.
Our faith hath not been purchased by us: it is a gift proceeding from the
liberality of others. It is not by our discourse or understanding
that we have received our religion, it is by a forreine authority and commandement.
The weaknesse of our judgement helps us more than our strength to compasse
the same, and our blindnesse more than our clear-sighted eies. It
is more by the meanes of our ignorance than of our skill that we are wise
in heavenly knowledge. It is no marvell if our naturall and terrestriall
meanes cannot conceive the supernaturall or apprehend the celestial knowledge.
Let us adde nothing of our own unto it but obedience and subjection: for
(as it is written) 'I will confound the wisdome of the wise, and destroy
the understanding of the prudent. Where is the wise? where is the
scribe, where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made the wisdome
of this world foolishuesse? For seeing the world by wisdome knew not God,
in the wisdome of God, it hath pleased Him, by the vanity of preaching,
to save them that beleeve. Yet must I see at last whether it be in mans
power to finde what he seekes for: and if this long search, wherein he
hath continued so many ages, hath enriched him with any new strength or
solid truth: I am perswaded, if be speake in
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conscience, he will confesse that all the benefit he hath gotten by
so tedious a pursuit hath been that he hath learned to know his owne weaknesse.
That ignorance which in us was naturall, we have with long study confirmed
and averred. It hath happened unto those that are truly learned,
as it hapneth unto eares of corne, which as long as they are empty, grow
and raise their head aloft, upright and stout; but if they once become
full and bigge with ripe corne, they begin to humble and droope downeward.
So men having tried and sounded all, and in all this chaos and huge heape
of learning and provision of so infinite different things, found nothing
that is substantiall, firme, and steadie, but all vanitie, have renounced
their presumption, and too late known their naturall condition. {Pope+}
It is that which Velleius upbraids Cotta and Cicero withall, that they
have learnt of Philo to have learned nothing. Pherecydes, one of
the seven wise men, writing to Thales even as he was yeelding up the ghost,
'I have,' saith he, 'appoynted my friends, as soon as I shal be layed in
my grave, to bring thee all my writings. If they please thee and
the other sages, publish them; if not, conceale them. They containe
no certainties nor doe they any whit satisfie mee. My profession
is not to know the truth nor to attaine it. I rather open than discover
things. The wisest that ever was, being demanded what he knew, answered,
he knew that he knew nothing. He verified what some say, that the greatest
part of what we know is the least part of what we know not: that is, that
that which we thinke to know is but a parcel, yea, and a small particle,
of our ignorance. 'We know things in a dreame' saith Plato, 'and we are
ignorant of them in truth:. Omnes pene veteres nihil cognosci, nihil
percipi, nihil sciri posse dixerunt angustos sensus, imbecilles animos,
brevia curricula vitae:/1 'Almost all the ancients affirmed nothing
may be knowen, nothing perceived, nothing understood: that our senses,
are narrow, our mindes are weake, and the race of our life is short.' Cicero
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all he had unto learning, Valerius saith, that in his age he begun to
disesteeme letters: and whilst he practised them, it was without bond to
any speciall body, following what seemed probable unto him, now in the
one and now in the other sect; ever holding himselfe under the Academies
doubtfulnesse. Dicendum est, sed ita ut nihil affirmem; quaeram
omnia, dubitans plerumque, et mihi diffidens:/1 'Speake I must, but
so as I avouch nothing, question all things, for the most part in
doubt+ and distrust of my selfe. I should have too much adoe
if I would consider man after his owne fashion, and in grose:' which I
might doe by his owne rule, who is wont to judge of truth, not by the weight
or value of voices, but by the number. But leave we the common people,
Qui vigilans stertit,/2
Who snoare while they are awake.
Mortua cui vita est, prope jam vivo atque videnti:/3
Whose life is dead while yet they see,
And in a manner living be.
Who feeleth not himselfe, who judgeth not himselfe,
who leaves the greatest part of his naturall parts idle. I will take
man even in his highest estate. Let us consider him in this small
number of excellent and choice men, who having naturally beene endowed
with a peculiar and exquisite wit, have also fostred and sharpened the
same with care, with study and with art, and have brought and strained
unto the highest pitch of wisdome it may possibly reach unto. They
have fitted their soule unto all senses, and squared the same to all byases;
they have strengthned and under-propped it with all foraine helpes, that
might any way fit or stead her, and have enriched and adorned her with
whatsoever they have beene able to borrow, either within or without the
world for her availe: It is in them that the extreme height of humane nature
doth lodge. They have reformed the world with policies and lawes.
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They have instructed the same with arts and sciences, as also by example
of their wonderfull manners and life. I will but make accompt of
such people, of their witnesse and of their experience. Let us see
how far they have gone, and what holdfast they have held by. The
maladies and defects which we shall finde in that college, the world may
boldly allow them to be his. Whosoever seekes for any thing, commeth at
last to this conclusion and saith, that either he hath found it, or that
it cannot be found, or that he is still in pursuit after it. All
philosophy is divided into these three kindes. Her puprose is to
seeke out the truth, the knowledge and the certainty. The Peripatetike,
the Epicureans, the Stoikes+ and others
have thought they had found it. These have established the sciences
that we have, and as of certaine knowledges have treated of them; Clitomachus,
Carneades, and the Academikes have despaired the finding of it, and judged
that truth could not be conceived by our meanes. The end of these
is weaknesse and ignorance. The former had more followers and the
worthiest sectaries. Pyrrho and other sceptikes, or epechistes, whose
doctrine or manner of teaching many auncient learned men have thought to
have beene drawne from Homer, from the seaven wise men, from Archilochus
and Euripides, to whom they joyne Zeno, Democritus, and Xenophanes, say
that they are still seeking after truth. These judge that those are
infinitely deceived who imagine they have found it, and that the second
degree is over boldly vaine in affirming that mans power is altogether
unable to attaine unto it. For to establish the measure of our strength
to know and distinguish of the difficulty of things is a great, a notable
and extreme science, which they doubt whether man be capable thereof or
no.
Nil sciri quisquis putat, id quoque nescit,
An sciri possit, quo se nil scire fatetur./1
Who thinks nothing is knowne, knowes not that
Whereby hee Grauntes he knowes nothing if it knowne may bee.
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That ignorance which knoweth, judgeth, and
condemneth it selfe, is not an absolute ignorance: for to be so, she must
altogether be ignorant of her selfe. So that the profession of the
Pyrrhonians is ever to waver, to doubt, and to enquire; never to be assured
of any thing, nor to take any warrant of himself. Of the three actions
or faculties of the soule, that is to say, the imaginative, the concupiscible,
and the consenting, they allow and conceive the two former: the last they
hold and defend to be ambiguous, without inclination or approbation either
of one or other side, be it never so light. Zeno in jesture painted
forth his imagination upon this division of the soules faculties: the open
and outstretched hand was apparance; the hand halfe-shut, and fingers somewhat
bending, consent; the fist closed, comprehension: if the fist of the left
hand were closely clinched together, it signified Science. Now this
situation of their judgement, straight and inflexible, receiving all objects
with application or consent, leads them unto their Ataraxie, which is the
condition of a quiet and settled life, exempted from the agitations which
we receive by the impression of the opinion and knowledge we imagine to
have of things; whence proceed feare, avarice, envie, immoderate desires,
ambition, pride, superstition, love of novelties, rebellion, disobedience,
obstinacie, and the greatest number of corporall evils: yea, by that meane
they are exempted from the jealousie of their owne discipline, for they
contend but faintly: they feare nor revenge nor contradiction in the disputations.
When they say that heavy things descend downward, they would be loth to
be beleeved, but desire to be contradicted, thereby to engender doubt and
suspence of judgement, which is their end and drift. They put forth
their propositions but to contend with those they imagine wee hold in our
conceipt. If you take theirs, then will they undertake to maintaine
the contrarie all is one to them, nor will they give a penny to chuse.
If you propose that snow is blacke, they will argue on the other side that
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one nor other, they will maintaine it to be both. If by a certaine
judgement you say that you cannot tell, they will maintaine that you can
tell. Nay, if by an affirmative axiome you swear that you stand in
some doubt, they will dupute that you doubt not of it, or that you cannot
judge or maintaine that you are in doubt. And by this extremitie
of doubt, which staggereth it selfe, they separate and divide themselves
from many opinions, yea from those which divers ways have maintained both
the doubt and the ignorance. Why shall it not be granted then (say they)
as to Dogmatists, or Doctrine-teachers, for one to say greene and another
yellow, so for them to doubt? Is there any thing can be proposed
unto you, either to allow or refuse which may not lawfully be considered
as ambiguous and doubtfull? And whereas others be carried either
by the custome of their countries or by the institution of their parents,
or by chance, as by a tempest, without choyce or judgement, yea sometimes
before the age of discretion, to such and such another opinion, to the
Stoike or Epicurean Sect, to which they finde themselves more engaged,
subjected, or fast tyed, as to a prize they cannot let goe: Ad
quamcunque disciplinam, velut Tempestate, delati, ad eam tanquam ad saxum
adhaerescunt: /1 'Being carried as it were by a Tempest to any kinde
of doctrine, they sticke close to it as it were to a rocke.' Why shall
not these likewise be permitted to maintaine their libertie and consider
of things without dutie or compulsion?Hoc liberiores et solutiores,
quod integra illis, est judicandi potestatas:/2'They are so much the
freer and at libertie, for that their power of judgement is kept entire.'
Is it not some advantage for one to finde himselfe disengaged from necessitie
which brideleth others: Is it not better to remaine in suspence than
to entangle himselfe in so many errours that humane fantasia hath brought
forth? Is it not better for a man to suspend his owne perswasion
than to meddle with these sedicious and quarrellous divisions? What
shall I chuse? Mary, what you list,
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soyoun chuse very foolish answer: to which it seemeth nevertheless that
all Dogmatisme arriveth; by which it is not lawfull for you to bee ignorant
of that we know not. Take the best and strongest side, it shall never
be so sure but you shall have occasion to defend the same, to close and
combat a hundred and a hundred sides? Is it not better to keepe out
of this confusion? You are suffered to embrace as your honour and life
Aristotles opinion upon the eternitie of the Soule, and to belie and contradict
whatsoever Plato saith concerning that; and shall they be interdicted to
doubt of it? If it be lawfull for Panaecius to maintaine his judgement
about auspices, dreames, oracles, and prophecies, whereof the Stoikes make
no doubt at all: wherfore shall not a wise man dare that in all things
which this man dareth in such as he hath learned of his masters, confirmed
and established by the general consent of the schoole whereof he is a sectary
and a professor? If it be a childe that judgeth, he wots not what it is;
if a learned man, he is forestalled. They have reserved a great advantage
for themselves in the combat, having discharged themselves of the care
how to shroud themselves. They care not to be beaten, so they may strike
againe: and all is fish that comes to net with them. If they overcome,
your proposition halteth; if you, theirs is lame; if they faile, they verifie
ignorance; if you, she is verified by you; if they prove that nothing is
knowen, it is very well; if they cannot prove it, it is good alike: Vt
quum in eadem re paria contrariis in partibus momenta inveniuntur, facilius
ab utraque parte assertio sustineatur;/1 XXXX
'So as when the same matter the like weight and moment is found on
divers parts, we may the more easily hold with avouching on both parts.'
And they suppose to find out more easily why a thing is false than true,
and that which is not than that which is: and what they beleeve not, than
that what they beleeve. Their manner of speech is, 'I confirme nothing.
It is no more so than thus, or neither: I
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conceive it not; apparances are every where alike. The law of
speaking pro or contra is all one. 'Nothing seemeth true that may not seeme
false. Their sacramental word is c7rcXco; which is as much to say as I
hold and stir not. Behold the burdens of their songs and other such
like. Theyr effects is a pure, entire, and absolute surceasing and
suspence of judgement. They use their reason to enquire and to debate,
and not to stay and choose. Whosoever shall imagine a perpetuall confession
of ignorance, and a judgement upright and without staggering, to what occasion
soever may chance, that man conceives the true Pyrrhonisme. I expound
this fantazy as plaine as I can, because many deeme it hard to be conceived:
and the authors themselves represent it somewhat obscurely and diversly.
Touching the actions of life, in that they are after the common sort, they
are lent and applied to naturall inclinations, to the impulsion and constraint
of passions, to the constitutiones of lawes and customes, and to the tradition
of arts: Non enim nos Deus ista scire, sed tantummodo uti voluit:/1
'For
God would not have us know these things, but only use them.' By such meanes
they suffer their common actions to be directed without any conceit or
judgement, which is the reason that I cannot well sort unto this discourse
what is said of Pyrrho. They faine him to be stupide and unmovable,
leading a kinde of wild and unsociable life, not shunning to be hit with
carts, presenting himselfe unto downefalls, refusing to conforme himselfe
to the lawes. It is an endearing of his discipline. Hee would
not make himselfe a stone or a blocke, but a living, discoursing, and reasoning
man, enjoying all pIeasures and naturall commodities, busying himselfe
with and using all his corporall and spirituall parts in rule and right.
The fantasticall and imaginary and false privileges which man hath usurped
unto himselfe to sway, to appoint, and to establish, he hath absolutely
renounced and quit them. Yet is there no Sect but is enforced to
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diverse things nor comprehended, nor perceived, nor allowed, if he will
live. And if he take shipping, he follows his purpose, not knowing
whether it shall be profitable or no: and yeeldes to this, that the ship
is good, the pilote is skilfull, and that the season is fit, circumstances
only probable. After which he is bound to goe and suffer himselfe
to be removed by apparances, alwaies provided they have no expresse contrariety
in them. Hee hath a body, he hath a soule, his senses urge him forward,
his minde moveth him. Although he finde not this proper and singular
marke of judging in himselfe, and that he perceive he should not engage
his consent seeing some falsehood may be like unto this truth: hee ceaseth
not to conduct the offices of his life fully and commodiously. How
many arts are there which professe to consist more in conjecture than in
the science; that distinguish not betweene truth and falsehood, but only
follow seeming? There is both true and false (say they), and there are
meanes in us to seeke it out, but not to stay it when we touch it.
It is better for us to suffer the order of the world to manage us without
further inquisition. A mind warranted from prejudice hath a marvellous
preferment to tranquillity. Men that censure and controule their judges
doe never duly submit unto them. How much more docile and tractable
are simple and uncurious mindes found both towards the lawes of religion
and Politike decrees, than these over-vigilant and nice wits, teachers
of divine and humane causes? There is nothing in mans invention wherein
is so much likelybood, possibilities and profit. This representeth
man bare and naked, acknowledging his naturall weaknesse, apt to receive
from above some strange power, disfurnished of all humane knowledge, and
so much the more fitte to harbour divine understanding, disannulling his
judgement, that so he may give more place unto faith. Neither misbeleeving
nor establishing any doctrine or opinion repugnant unto common lawes and
observances, humble, obedient, disciplinable and studious; a sworne enemy
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and irreligious opinions, invented and brought up by false Sects.
It is a white sheet prepared to take from the finger of God what form so
ever it shall please him to imprint therein. The more we addresse
and commit our selves to God, and reject our selves, the better it is for
us. Accept (saith Ecclesiastes) in good part things both in shew
and taste, as from day to day they are presented unto thee, the rest is
beyond thy knowledge. Dominus novit cogitationes hominum, quoniam vanae
sunt:/1 'The Lord knowes the thoughts of men, that they are vayne.'
See how of three generall Sects of Philosophie, two make expresse profession
of doubt and ignorance and in the third, which is the Dogmatists, it is
easie to be discerned that the greatest number have taken the face of assurance;
onely because they could set a better countenance on the matter.
They have not so much gone about to establish any certainty in us, as to
shew how farre they had waded in seeking out the truth.
Quam docti fingunt magis quam norunt: 'Which the learned doe
rather conceit than know.'
Timaeus, being to instruct Socrates of what
he knowes of the Gods, of the world, and of men, purposeth to speake of
it as one man to another; and that it sufficeth, if his reasons be as probable
as another mans. For exact reasons are neither in his hands, nor
in any mortall man; which one of his Sectaries hath thus imitated:
Vt potero, explicabo: nec tamen, ut Pythius Apollo, certa ut sint et
fixa quae dixero; sed ut homunculus, probabilia conjectura sequens:/2 'As
I can, I will explaine them; yet not as Apollo giving oracles, that all
should bee certaine and set downe, that I say but as a meane man who followes
likelihood by his conjecture.' And that upon the discourse of the contempt
of death; a naturall and popular discourse. Elsewhere he hath translated
it, upon Platoes very words: Si forte, de Deorum natura ortuque mundi
disserentes, minus id quod habemus in animo consequimur,
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haud erit mirum. AEquum est enim meminisse, et me, qui disseram,
hominem esse, et vos qui judicetis: ut, si probabilia dicentur, nihil ultra
requiratis/1
'It will be no marvell if arguing of the nature of Gods
and originall of the world, we scarcely reach to that which in our minde
we comprehend; for it is meet we remember that both I am a man who am to
argue, and you who are to judge, so as you seeke no further, if I speake
but things likely.' Aristotle ordinarily hoardeth us up a number of other
opinions and other beleefes, that so he may compare his unto it, and make
us see how farre he hath gone further, and how neere he comes unto true-likelyhood.
For truth is not judged by authorities nor by others testimonie.
And therefore did Epicurus religiously avoyd to aleadge any in his compositions.
He is the Prince of Dogmatists, and yet we learne of him that, to know
much breedes an occasion to doubt more. He is often seene seriously
to shelter himselfe under so inextricable obscurities that his meaning
cannot be perceived. In effect, it is a Pyrrhonisme under a resolving forme.
Listen to Ciceroes protestation, who doth declare us others fantasies by
his owne.Qui requirunt, quid de quaque re ipsi sentiamus; curiosius
id faciunt, quam necesse est. Haec in Philosophia ratio contra omnia disserendi,
nullamque rem aperte judicandi, profecta a Socrate, repetita ab Arcesila,
confirmata a Carneade, usque ad nostram viget aetatem. Hi sumus,
qui omnibus veris falsa quaedam adiuncta esse dicamus, tanta similitudine,
ut in iis nulla insit certe judicandi et assentiendi nota:/2
'They that would know what we conceit of everything, use more curiosity
than needs. This course in Philosophy to dispute against all things,
to judge eexpressly of nothing, derived from Socrates, renewed by Arcesilas,
confirmed by Carneades, is in force till our time: we are those that aver
some falsehood entermixt with every truth, and that with such likenesses
as there is no set note in those things for any assuredly to give judgement
or assent.' Why hath not Aristotle alone, but the
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greatest number of Philosophers, affected difficulty, unlesse it be
to make the vanity of the subject to prevaile, and to ammuse the our curiosity
of our minde, seeking to feed it by gnawing so raw and bare a bone?
Clytomachus affirmed that he could never understand by the writings of
Carneades, what opinion he was of. Why hath Epicurus interdicted
facility unto his Sectaries? And wherefore hath Heraclitus beene surnamed
O'KOTCiV S, 'a darke mysty crowded fellow'? Difficulty is a coine
that wise men make use of, as juglers doe with passe and repasse, because
they will not display the vanity of their art, and wherewith humane foolishnesse
is easily apaid.
Clarus ob obscuram linguam, magis inter inanes,
Omnia enim stolidi magis admirantur amantgue.
Inversis quae sub verbi; latitantia cernunt./1
For his darke speech much prais'd, but of th' unwise;
For fooles doe all still more admire and prize
That under words turn'd topsie-turvie lies.
Cicero reproveth some of his friends because they
were wont to bestow more time about astrology, law, logike, and geometry,
than such arts could deserve; and diverted them from the devoirs of their
life, more profitable and more honest. The Cyrenaike philosophers
equally contemned naturall philosophy and logicke. {PlainDealer+}
Zeno in the beginning of his bookes of the Commonwealth declared all the
liberall sciences to be unprofitable. {PlainDealer+}
Chrysippus aid,.that which Plato and Aristotle had written of logike, they
had written the same in jest and for exercise sake, and could not beleeve
that ever they spake in good earnest of so vaine and idle a subject.
Plutarke saith the same of the metaphysikes: Epicurus would have said it
of rhetorike, of grammar, of poesie, of the mathematikes, and (except naturall
philosophy of all other sciences: and Socrates of all, but of the art of
civill manners and life. {PlainDealer+}
Whatsoever he was demanded of any man, he would ever first enquire of him
to give an accompt of his life, {selfcriticism+}
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seriously examine and judge of; deeming all other apprentiships as subsequents
and of supererogation in regard of that Parum mihi placeant ex literae
quae ad virtutem doctoribus nihil profuerunt: 'That learning pleaseth me
but a little, which nothing profiteth the teachers of it unto vertue.
Most of the arts have thus beene contemned by knowledge it selfe, for they
thought it not amisse to exercise their mindes in matters wherein was no
profitable solidity. {PlainDealer+}
As for the rest, some have judged Plato a dogmatist, others a doubter;
some a dogmatist in one thing, and some a doubter in another. Socrates,
the fore-man of his Dialogues doth ever aske and propose his disputation;
yet never concluding, nor ever satisfying, and saith he hath no other science
but that of opposing. Their author, Homer, hath equally grounded
the foundations of all sects of philosophy, thereby to shew how indifferent
he was which way he went. Some say that of Plato arose ten diverse
sects. And as I thinke, never was instruction wavering and nothing
avouching if his be not. Socrates was wont to say that when midwives
begin once to put in practice the trade to make other women bring forth
children, themselves become barren. That be, by the title of wise,
which the gods had conferred upon him, had also in his man-like and mentall
love shaken off the faculty of begetting: Being well pleased to afford
all helpe and favor to such as were engenderers; to open their nature,
to suple their passages, to ease the issue of their child-bearing, to judge
thereof, to baptise the same, to foster it, to strengthen it, to swathe
it, and to circumcise it, exercising and handling his instrument at the
perill and fortune of others. So is it with most authors of this
third kinde, as the ancients have well noted by the writings of Anaxagoras,
Democritus, Parmenides, Xenophanes, and others. They have a manner
of writing doubtfull both in substance and intent, rather enquiring than
instructing: albeit here and there they enterlace their stile with dogmaticall
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in Plutarke? How much doe they speake sometimes of one face and
sometimes of another, for such as looke neere unto it? Those who
reconcile lawyers, ought first to have reconciled them every one unto himselfe.
Plato hath (in my seeming) loved this manner of philosophying dialogue
wise in good earnest, that thereby he might more decently place in sundry
mouthes the diversity and variation of his owne conceits. Diversly
to treat of matters is as good and better as to treat them conformably;
that is to say, more copiously and more profitably. Let us take example
by our selves. Definite sentences make the last period of dogmaticall
and resolving speech; yet see wee that those which our Parliaments present
unto our people as the most exemplare and fittest to nourish in them the
reverence they owe unto this dignitie, especially by reason of the sufficiencie
of those persons which exercise the same, taking their glory, not by the
conclusion, which to them is dayly, and is common to al judges as much
as the debating of diverse and agitations of contrary reasonings of law
causes will admit. And the largest scope for reprehensions of some Philosophers
against others, draweth contradictions and diversities with it, wherein
every one of them findeth himself so entangled, either by intent to show
the wavering of mans minde above all matters, or ignorantly forced by the
volubilitie and incomprehensiblenesse of all matters: What meaneth
this burden? In a slippery and gliding place let us suspend our beliefe.
For as Euripides saith, Les oeuvres de Dieu en diverges Facons, nous donnent
des traverses. Gods workes doe travers our imaginations, And crosse
our workers in divers different fashions.
Like unto that which Empedocles was wont often to scatter amongst his bookes,
as moved by a divine furie and forced by truth. No, no, we feel nothing,
we see nothing; all things are hid from us; there is not one that we may
establish, how and what it is. But
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returning to this holy word,Cogitatione mortalium timidae, et incertae
adinventiones nostrae, et providentiae/1 The thoughts of
mortal men are feareful, our devices and foresights are uncertaine.
It must not be thought strange if men disparing of the goale have yet taken
pleasure in the chase of it; studie being in itselfe a pleasing occupation,
yea so pleasing that amid sensualities the Stoikes forbid also that which
comes from the exercise of the minde, and require a bridle to it, and finde
intemperance in over much knowledge. Democritus having at his table
eaten some figges that tasted of hony, began presently in his minde to
seeke out whence this unusuall sweetness in them might proceed; and to
be resolved, rose from the board, to view the place where those figges
had beene gathered. His maide servant noting this alteration in her master,
smilingly said unto him, that he should no more busie himselfe about it;
the reason was, she had laide them in a vessell where hony had beene; whereat
he seemed to be wroth in that shee had deprived him of the occasion of
his intended search, and robbed his curiositie of matter to worke upon.
'Away,' quoth he unto her, 'thou hast much offended mee; yet will I not
omit to finde out the cause, as if it were naturally so. Who perhaps
would not have missed to finde some likely or true reason for a false and
supposed effect. This storie of a famous and great Philosopher doth
evidently represent unto us this studious passion, which so doth ammuse
us in pursuit of things, of whose obtaining wee despaire. Plutarke
reporteth a like example of one who would not be resolved of what he doubted,
because hee would not lose the pleasure hee had in seeking it: As
another, that would not have his Physitian remove the thirst he felt in
his ague, because he would not lose the pleasure he tooke in quenching
the same with drinking. Satius est supervacua discere, quam nihil:/2
It
is better to learne more than wee need than nothing at all. Even
as in all feeding, pleasure is alwayes alone and single
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and all we take that is pleasant is not ever nourishing and wholesome:
So likewise, what our minde drawes from learning leaveth not to be voluptuous,
although it neither nourish nor be wholesome. Note what their saying
is: 'The consideration of nature is a food proper for our mindes, it raiseth
and puffeth us up, it makes us by the comparison, of heavenly and high
things to disdaine base and low matters. The search of hidden and
great causes is very pleasant, yea unto him that attaines nought but the
reverence and feare to judge of them. These are the very words of
their profession. The vaine image of this crazed curiositie is more manifestly
seen in this other example, which they for honour-sake have so often in
their mouths. Eudoxus wished, and praid to the Gods, that he might once
view the Sunne neere at hand, to comprehend his forme, his greatnesse and
his beautie: on condition he might immediately be burnt and consumed by
it. Thus with the price of his owne life would he attaine a Science,
whereof both use and possession shall therewith bee taken from him; and
for so sudden and fleeting knowledge lose and forgoe all the knowledges
he either now hath, or ever hereafter may have. I can not easily
be perswaded that Epicurus, Plato, or Pythagoras have sold us their atomes,
their ideas and their numbers for ready payment. They were over wise
to establish their articles of faith upon things so uncertaine and disputable.
But in this obscuritie and ignorance of the world, each of these notable
men hath endeavoured to bring some kinde of shew or image of light; and
have busied their mindes about inventions that might at least have a pleasing
and wilie apparance, provided (notwithstanding it were false) it might
be maintained against contrary oppositions: Vnicuiquce ista pro ingenio
finguntur, non ex Scientiae vi: 'These things are conceited by every man
as his wit serves, not as his knowledge stretches and reaches. An ancient
Phylosopher being blamed for professing that Philosophie, whereof in his
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bee made no esteeme; answered, that that was true Philosophizing.
They have gone about to consider all, to ballance all, and have found that
it was an occupation fitting the naturall curiositie which is in us.
Some things they have written for the behoofe of common societie, as their
religions: And for this consideration was it reasonable that they would
not throughly unfold common opinions, that so they might not breed trouble
in the obedience of lawes and customes of their countries. Plato
treateth this mysterie in a very manifest kinde of sport. For, where
he writeth according to himselfe, he prescribeth nothing for certaintie:
When he institutes a Law giver, he borroweth a very swaying and avouching
kinde of stile: Wherein he boldly entermingleth his most fantasticall
opinions; as profitable to perswade the common sort, as ridiculous to perswade
himselfe: Knowing how apt wee are to receive all impressions, and
chiefly the most wicked and enormous. And therefore is he very carefull
in his lawes that nothing bee sung in publike but Poesies the fabulous
fictions of which tend to some profitable end: being so apt to imprint
all manner of illusion in man's minde, that it is injustice not to feed
them rather with commodious lies, than with lies either unprofitable or
damageable. He flatly saith in his Common-wealth that for the benefit
of men, it is often necessarie to deceive them. It is easie to distinguish
how some Sects have rather followed truth, and some profit; by which the
latter have gained credit. It is the miserie of our condition that
often what offers it selfe unto our imagination for the likelyst, presents
not it selfe unto it for the most beneficiall unto our life. The
boldest sects, both Epicurean, Pirrhonian and new Academike, when they
have cast their accompt are compelled to stoope to the civill law.
There are other subjects which they have tossed, some on the left and some
on the right hand, each one labouring and striving to give it some semblance,
were it right or wrong: For, having found nothing so secret, whereof
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to speak, they are many times forced to forge divers feeble and fond
conjectures : Not that themselves tooke them for a ground- worke,
not to establish a truth, but for an exercise of their studie. Non
tam id sensisse, quod dicerent, quam exercere ingenia materiae difficultate
videntur voluisse. 'They seem not so much to have thought as they said,
as rather willing to exercise their wits in the difficulty of the matter.
And if it were not so taken, how should we cloke so great an inconstancie,
varietie and vanity of opinions, which wee see to have beene produced by
these excellent and admirable spirits? As for example, What greater
vanitie can there be than to goe about by our proportions and conjectures
to guess at God? And to governe both him and the world according
to our capacitie and lawes? And to use this small scantlin of sufficiencie,
which he hath pleased to impart unto our naturall condition, at the cost
and charges or divinitie? And because we cannot extend our sight so farre
as his glorious throne, to have removed him downe to our corruption and
miseries? Of all humane and ancient opinions concerning religion,
I thinke that to have had more likelyhood and excuse, which knowledged
and confessed God to be an incomprehensible power, chiefe beginning and
preserver of all things; all goodness, all perfection; accepting in good
part the honour and reverence which mortall men did yeeld him, under what
usage, name and manner soever it was.
Iupiter omnipotens rerum, regumque, Deumque,
Progenitor, genitrixque./1
Almightie love is parent said to be
Of things, of Kings, of Gods, both he and she.
This zeale hath universally beene regarded of
heaven with a gentle and gracious eye. All policies have reaped some
fruit by their devotion; Men and impious actions have every where had correspondent
events.
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Heathen histories acknowledge dignitie, order, justice, prodigies, and
oracles, employed for their benefit and instruction in their fabulous religion:
God of hismercy daining, peradventure, to foster by his temporal blessings
the budding and tender beginnings of such bruteknowledge as naturall reason
gave them of him athwart the false images of their deluding dreames:
Not only false but impious and injurious are those which man hath forged
and devised by his owne invention. And of all religions Saint Paul
found in credit at Athens, that which they had consecrated onto a ccrtaine
hidden and unknowne divinitie seemed to be most excusable. Pythagoras
shadowed the truth somewhat neerer, judgeing that the knowledge of this
first cause and Ensentium must be undefined, without any prescription or
declaration. That it was nothing else but the extreme indevour of our imagination
toward perfection, every one amplifying the idea thereof according to his
capacitie. But if Numa undertooke to conforme the devotion of his people
to this project, to joyne the same to a religion meerely mental without
any prefixt object or materiall mixture, he undertooke a matter to no use.
Mans minde could never be maintained if it were still floting up and downe
in this infinite deepe of shapeles conceits. They must be framed
onto her to some image according to her model. The majesty of God
hath in some sort suffered itself to be circumscribed to corporall limits:
His supernaturall and celestiall Sacraments beare signes of our terrestriall
condition. His adoration is exprest by offices and sensible words;
for it is man that beleeveth and praieth. I omit other arguments
that are employed about this subject. But I could hardly be made
beleeve that the sight of our Crucifixes and pictures of that pittiful
torment, that the ornaments and ceremonious motions in our Churches, that
the voyces accomodated and suted to our thoughts-devotions, and this stirring
of our senses, doth not greatly inflame the peoples soules with a religious
passion of wonderous beneficiall good. Of those to
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which they have given bodies, as necessity required amid this generall
blindnesse, as for me; I should rather have taken part with those who worshipped
the Sunne.
-----la lumiere comnune,
L'ail du monde; et si Dieu au chef porte des yeux,
Les rayons du Soleil sont ses yeux radieux
Qui donnent vie a tous, nous maintiennent et gardent,
Et les faicts des humains en ce monde regardent:
Ce beau, ce grand Soleil, qui nous fait les saysons,
Selon qu'il entre ou sort de ses douze maysons:
Qui remplit l'univers de ses vertus cognues,
Qui d'un traict de ses yeux nous dissipe les nues:
L'espirit, l'ame du monde, ardent et flamboyant,
En la course d'un iour tout le Ciel tournoyant,
Plein d'immense grandeur, rond, vagabond et ferme:
Lequel tient dessoubs luy tout le monde pour terme,
En repos sans repos, oysif, et sans seiour,
Fils aisne de Nature, et le Pere du iour.
The common light,
The worlds eye: and if God beare eyes in his cheefe head,
His most resplendent eyes the Sunne-beames may be said,
Which unto all give life, which us maintaine and guard,
And in this world of men, the workes of men regard:
This great, this beauteous Sunne, which us our seasons makes,
As in twelve houses be ingresse or egresse takes;
Who with his Vertues knowne, doth fill this universe,
With one cast of his eyes doth us all clowds disperse:
The spirit, and the soule of this world, flaming, burning,
Round about heav'n in course of one dayes journey turning.
Of endlesse greatnesse full, round, moveable and fast:
Who all the world for bounds beneath himselfe hath pla'st:
In rest, without rest, and still more staid, without stay,
Of Nature th' eldest Childe, and Father of the day.
Forasmuch as besides this greatnesse and matchlesse
beautie of his, it is the onely glorious piece of this vaste worlds frame,
which we perceive to be furthest from us: And by that meane so little
knowne as they are pardonable, they entered into admiration and reverence
of it. Thales, who was the firstto enquire and find out this matter, esteemed
God to be a spirit who made all things of water. Anaximander thought
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dy, and were new borne at divers seasons, and that the worlds were infinite
in number. Anaximenes deemed the ayre to be a God, which was created
immense and always moving. Anaxagoras was the first that held the
description and manner of all things to be directed by the power and reason
of a spirit infinite Alcmaeon hath ascribed divinity unto the Sunne, unto
the Moone, unto Stars, and unto the Soule. Pythagoras hath made God
a spirit dispersed through the Nature of all things, whence our soules
are derived. Parmenides, a circle circumpassing the heavens, and
by the heat of light maintaining the world. Empedocles said the four
Natures, whereof all things are made, to be Gods. Protagoras, that
he had nothing to say whether they were or were not, or what they were.
Democritus would sometimes say that the images and their circuitions were
Gods, and othertimes this Nature, which disperseth these images, and then
our knowledge and intelligence. Plato scattereth his beliefe after
diverse semblances. In his Timaeus he saith that the worlds father
could not be named. In his Lawes that his being must not be enquired
after. And elsewhere in the said bookes he maketh the world, the
heaven, the starres, the earth, and our soules, to be Gods; and besides,
admitteth those that by ancient institutions have beene received in every
commonwealth. Xenophon reporteth a like difference of Socrates his
discipline. Sometimes that Gods forme ought not to be inquired after; then
he makes him infer that the Sunne is a God, and the Soule a God; othertimes
that there is but one, and then more. Speusippus, Nephew unto Plato,
makes God to be a certaine power, governing all things, and having a soule.
Aristotle saith sometimes that it is the spirit, and sometimes the world;
othertimes he appoynteth another ruler over this world, and sometimes he
makes God to be the heat of heaven. Xenocrates makes eight; five
named amongst the planets, the sixth composed of all the fixed starres,
as of his owne members; the seaventh and eighth the Sunne and the Moone.
Heraclides Ponticus doth but
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roame among his opinions, and in fine depriveth God of sense, and maks
him remove and transchange himselfe from one forme to another; and then
saith that is both heaven and earth. Theophrastus in all his fantasies
wandereth still in like irresolutions, attributing the worlds superintendency
now to the intelligence, now to the heaven, and now to the starres.
Strabo, that it is Nature having power to engender, to augment and to diminish,
without forme or sense. Zeno, the naturall Law, commanding the good
and prohibiting the evill; which Lawe is a breathing creature, and removeth
the accustomed Gods, Iupiter, Iuno, and Vesta. Diogenes Apolloniates,
that it is Age. Xenophanes makes God round, seeing, hearing not breathing,
and having nothing common with humane Nature. Aristo deemeth the
forme of God to bee incomprehensible, and depriveth him of senses, and
wotteth not certainely whether he bee a breathing soule or something else.
Cleanthes, sometimes reason, othertimes the World; now the soule of Nature,
and other-while the supreme heat, enfoulding and containing all.
Perseus, Zenoes disciple, hath beene of opinion that they were surnamed
Gods who had brought some notable good or benefit unto humane life, or
had invented profitable things. Chrysippus made a confused huddle of all
the foresaid sentences, and amongst a thousand formes of the Gods which
he faineth, hee also accompteth those men that are immortalized.
Diagoras and Theodorus flatly denied that there were anie Gods: Epicurus
makes the Gods bright-shining, transparent, and perflable, placed as it
were betweene two Forts, betweene two Worlds, safely sheltered from all
blowes, invested with a humane shape, and with our members, which unto
them are of no use.
Deum genus esse semper duxi, et dicam caelitum, Sed eos non
curare opinor, quid agat humanum genus./1
I still thought and wil say, of Gods there is a kinde;
But what Our mankinde doth, I thinke they nothing minde. -----1 ENN.
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Trust to your Philosophie, boast to have hit
the naile on the head; or to have found out the beane of this cake, to
see this coile and hurly-burly of so many Philosophical wits. The
trouble or confusion of worldly shapes and formes hath gotten this of mee,
that customes and conceipts differing from mine doe not so much dislike
me as instruct me; and at what time I conferre or compare them together,
they doe not so much puffe me up with pride as humble me with
lowlinesse+. And each other choyce, except that which commeth
from the expresse hand of God, seemeth to me a choyce of small prerogative
or consequence The worlds policies are no less contrarie one to another
in this subject than the schooles whereby we may learne that Fortune herself
is no more divers, changing, and variable, than our reason, nor more blinde
and inconsiderat. Things most unknowne are fittest to be deified.
Wherefore to make Gods of our selves (as antiquitie hath done), it exceeds
the extreme weaknesse of discourse. I would rather have followed
those that worshipped the Serpent, the Dogge, and the Ox, forsomuch as
their Nature and being is least knowne to us, and we may more lawfully
imagine what we list of those beasts, and ascribe extraordinarie faculties
unto them. But to have made Gods of our conditions, whose imperfections
we should know, and to have attributed desire, choler, revenge, marriages,
generation, alliances, love, and jealousie, our limbs and our bones, our
infirmities, our pleasures, our deaths, and our sepulchres unto them hath
of necessity proceeded from a meere and egregious sottishness or drunkennesse
of mans wit.
Quae procul usque adeo divino ab numine distant.
Ingue Deum numero quae sint indigna videri./1
Which from Divinity so distant are,
To stand in ranks of Gods unworthy farre.
Formae, aetates, vestitus ornatus noti sunt: genera,
conjugia, cognationes, omniaque traducta ad similitudinem imbecillitatis
humanae: nam et perturbatis animis
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inducuntur; accipimus enim Deorum cupiditates aegritudines, iracundias:
'Their shapes, their ages, their aparrell, their furnitures are knowen;
their kindes, their marriages, their kindred, and all translated to the
likenesse of man's weaknesse: For they are also brought in with mindes
much troubled; for we read of the lustfulnesse, the grievings, the angrinesse
of the Gods. As to have ascribed Divinity, not only unto faith, vertue,
honour, concord, liberty, victory and piety; but also unto voluptuousnesse,
fraud, death, envy, age and misery; yea unto feare, unto ague, and unto
evill fortune, and such other industries and wrongs to our fraile and transitory
life:
Quid juvat hoc, templis nostros inducere mores?
O curvae in terris animae et caelestium inanes!/1
What boots it, into Temples to bring manners of our kindes?
O crooked soules on earth, and void of heavenly mindes.
The Aegyptians, with an impudent wisdome forbad,
upon a of hanging, that no man should dare to say that Serapis and Isis,
their Gods, had whilome beene but men, when all knew they had been so.
And their images or pictures drawne with a finger acrosse their mouth imported
(as Varro saith) this misterious rule unto their priests, to conceal their
mortall off-spring, which by necessary reason disannuled all their veneration.
Since man desired so much to equall himselfe to God, it had beene better
for him (saith Cicero) to draw those divine conditions unto himselfe, and
bring them downe to earth, than to send his corruption and place his misery
above in heaven; but to take him aright, he hath divers wayes, and with
like vanitie of opinion, doth both the one and other. When Philosophers
blazon and display the Hierarchy of their gods, and to the utmost of their
skill endevour to distinguish their aliances, their charges, and their
powers; I cannot beleeve they speake in good earnest. When Plato
decyphreth unto us the orchard of Pluto, and the commodities or corporall
paines which even after the ruine
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and consumption of our body waite for us, and applyeth them to the apprehension
or feeling we have in this life;
Secreti celant colles, et myrtea circum
Sylva tegit, curae non ipsa in morte relinquunt;/1
Them paths aside conceale, a mirtle grove
Shades them round; cares in death doe not remove;
when Mahomet promiseth unto his followers a paradise all tapestried, adorned
with gold and precious stones, peopled with exceeding beauteous damsels,
stored with wines and singular cates: I well perceive they are but
scoffers which sute and apply themselves unto our foolishness, thereby
to enhonny and allure us to these opinions and hopes fitting our mortall
appetite. Even so are some of our men falne into like errours by promising
unto themselves after their resurrection a terrestriall and temporal life
accompanied with all sorts of pleasures and worldly commodities.
Shall we thinke that Plato, who had so heavenly conceptions and was so
well acquainted with Divinity as of most he purchased the surname of Divine,
was ever of opinion that man (this seely and wretched creature man) had
any one thing in him which might in any sort he applied and suted to this
incomprehensible and unspeakable power? or ever imagined that our languishing
hold-fasts were capable, or the vertue of our understanding of force, to
participate or be partakers either of the blessednesse or eternal punishment?
He ought in the behalfe of humane reasoned he answered: If the pleasures
thou promisest us in the other life are such as I have felt here below,
they have nothing in them common with infinity. if all my five naturall
senses were even surcharged with joy and gladnesse, and my soule possessed
with all the contents and delights it could possibly desire or hope for
(and we know what it either can wish or hope for) yet were it nothing.
If there bee any thing that is mine, then is
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there nothing that is Divine; if it be nothing else but what may appertaine
unto this our present condition, it may not be accounted of. All
mortall mens contentment is mortall. The acknowledging of our parents,
of our children and of our friends, if it cannot touch, move or tickle
us in the other world, if we still take hold of such a pleasure, we continue
in terrestrial and transitorie commodities. We can not worthily conceive
of these high, mysterious, and divine promises, if wee can but in any sort
conceive them, and so imagine them aright; they must be thought to be immaginable,
unspeakeable and incomprehensible, and absolutely and perfectly other than
those of our miserable experience. 'No eye can behold (saith Saint Paul)
the hap that God prepareth for his elect, nor can it possibly enter the
heart of man.' /1 And if to make us capable of it (as thou saist,
Plato, by thy purifications), our being is reformed and essence changed,
it must be by so extreme and universall a change that, according to philosophicall
doctrine, wee shall be no more ourselves:
Hector erat tunc cum belle certabat, at ille
Tractus ab AEmonio non erat Hector equo./2
Hector he was, when he in fight us'd force;
Hector he was not, drawne by th'enemics horse.
it shall be some other thing that shall receive these recompences.
------quod mutatur, dissolvitur;
interit ergo:
Trajiciuntur enim partes atgue ordine migrant./3
What is chang'd is dissolved, therefore dies:
Translated parts in order fall and rise.
For in the Metempsychosis or transmigration of
soules of Pythagoras, and the change of habitation which he imagined the
soules to make, shall we thinke that the lion in whom abideth the soule
of Caesar, doth wed the passions which concerned Caesar, or that it is
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1 1 COR. ii. 9. 2 OVID. Trist. 1. iii.; El. xi. 27. 3 LUCR. 1.
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bee? And if it were hee, those had some reason who, debating this
opinion against Plato, object that the sonne might one day bee found committing
with his mother under the shape of a Mules body, and such like absurdities.
And shall wee imagine that in the transmigrations which are made from the
bodies of some creatures into others of the same kind, the new succeeding
ones are not other than their predecessors were? Of a Phenixes cinders,
first (as they say) is engendred a worme and then another Phenix: who can
imagine that this second Phenix be no other and different from the first?
Our Silk-wormes are seene to dye and then to wither drie, and of that body
breedeth a Butter-flie, and of that a worme, were it not ridiculous to
thinke the same to be the first Silkeworm? what hath once lost its being
is no more.
Nec si materiam nostram collegerit aetas
Post obitum, rursumque redegerit, ut sita nunc est,
Atque iterum nobis fuerint data lumina vitae,
Pertineat quidquam tamen ad nos id quoque factum,
Interrupta semel cum sit repetentia nostra./1
If time should recollect, when life is past,
Our stuffe, and it replace, as now 'tis plac't,
And light of life were granted us againe,
Yet nothing would that deed to us pertaine,
When interrupted were our turne againe.
And Plato, when in another place thou saist that
it shall be the spirituall part of man that shall enjoy the recompences
of the other life, thou tellest of things of as small likely- hood.
Scilicet avulsus radicibus ut nequit ullam
Dispicere ipse oculus rem, seorsum corpore toto./2
Ev'n as no eye, by th' root's pull'd out, can see
Ought in whole body severall to bee.
For by this reckoning it shall no longer be man, nor consequently us, to
whom this enjoyment shall
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appertaine; for we are built of two principall essential parts, the
separation of which is the death and consummation of our being.
Inter enim jecta est vitai pausa vageque
Deerrarunt passim motus ab sensibus omnes./1
A pause of life is interpos'd; from sense
All motions straied are, far wandring thence.
We doe not say that man suffereth when the wormes gnaw his body and limbs
whereby he lived, and that the earth consumeth them:
Et nihil hoc ad nos, qui coitu conjugioque
Corporis atque animae consistimus uniter apti./2
This nought concerns us, who consist of union
Of minde and body joyn'd in meet communion.
Moreover, upon what ground of their justice can
the Gods reward man and be thankfull unto him after his death, for his
good and vertuous actions, since themselves addressed and bred them in
him? And wherefore are they offended and revenge his vicious deeds,
when themselves have created him with so defective a condition, and that
but with one twinkling of their will they may hinder him from sinning?
Might not Epicurus with some shew of humane reason object that unto Plato,
if he did not often shrowd himselfe under this sentence, that it is impossible
by mortall nature to establish any certainty of the immortall? Shee
is ever straying but especially when she medleth with divine matters.
Who feeles it more evidently than we? For, although we have ascribed
unto her assured and infallible Principles, albeit wee enlighten her steps
with the holy lampe of that truth which God hath been pleased to impart
unto us, we notwithstanding see daily, how little soever she stray from
the ordinary path that she start or stragle
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out of the way traced and measured out by the Church, how soone she
loseth, entangleth and confoundeth her selfe; turning, tossing and floating
up and downe in this vast, troublesome and tempestuous sea of mans opinions
without restraint or scope. So soone as she loseth this high and
common way, shee divideth and scattereth herselfe a thousand diverse ways.
Man can be no other than he is, nor imagine but according to his capacity.
It is greater presumption (saith Plutarch in them that are but men, to
attempt to reason and discourse of Gods and of demi-Gods, than in a man
meerly ignorant of musicke to judge of those that sing; or for a man that
was never in warres to dispute of, Armes and warre, presuming by some light
conjecture to comprehend the effects of an art altogether beyond his skill.
As I thinke, Antiquity imagined it did something for divine Majesty when
shee compared the same unto man, attiring her with his faculties, and enriching
her with his strange humours and most shamefull necessities: offering her
some of our cates to feed upon, and some of our dances, mummeries, and
enterludes to make her merry, with our clothes to apparrell her, and our
houses to lodge her, cherishing her with the sweet odors of incense, and
sounds of musicke, adorning her with garlands and flowers, and to draw
her to our vicious passion, to flatter her justice with an inhuman revenge,
gladding her with the ruine and dissipation of things created and preserved
by her. As Tiberius Sempronius, who for a sacrifice to Vulcan caused
the rich spoiles and armes which he had gotten of his enemies in Sardinia
to be burned: And Paulus Emilius, those he had obtained in Macedonia,
to Mars and Minerva. And Alexander, comming to the Ocean of India,
cast in favour of Thetis many great rich vessels of gold into the Sea,
replenishing, moreover, her Altars with a butcherly slaughter, not onely
of innocent beasts, but of men, as diverse Nations, and amongst the rest,
ours were wont to doe. And I thinke none hath beene exempted from shewing
the like Essayes.
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-----Sulmone creatos
Quatuor hic juvenes, totidem, quos educat Usens,
Viventes rapit, inferias quos immolet umbris./1
Foure young-men borne of Sulmo, and foure more
Whom Usens bred, he living over-bore,
Whom he to his dead friend
A sacrifice might send.
The Getes deeme themselves immortall, and their
death but the beginning of a journey to their God Zamolxis. From
five to five yeares they dispatch some one among themselves toward him,
to require of him necessarie things. This deputy of theirs is chosen
by lots; and the manner to dispatch him, after they have by word of mouth
instructed him of his charge, is that amongst those which assist his election,
three hold so many javelins upright, upon which the others, by meere strength
of armes, throw him; if he chance to sticke upon them in any mortall place,
and that he dye suddenly, it is to them an assured argument of divine favour;
but if he escape, they deeme him a wicked and execrable man, and then chuse
another. Amestris, mother unto Xerxes, being become aged, caused
at one time fourteen young striplings of the noblest houses of Persia (following
the religion of her countrie) to be buried all alive, thereby to gratifie
some God of under earth. Even at this day the Idols of Temixitan
are cemented with the bloud of young children, and love no sacrifice but
of such infant and pure soules: Oh justice, greedy of the blood of
innocencie.
Tantum religio portuit suadere malorum./2
Religion so much mischeefe could
Perswade, where it much better should.
The Carthaginians were went to sacrifice their
owne children unto Saturne, and who had none was faine to buy some: and
their fathers and mothers were enforced in their proper persons, with cheerefull
and pleasant countenance to assist that office. It was a
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strange conceit, with our owne affliction to goe about to please and
appay divine goodnesse: As the Lacedemonians, who flattered and wantonized
their Diana by torturing of young boys, whom often in favour of her they
caused to be whipped to death. It was a savage kinde of humour to
thinke to gratifie the Architect with the subversion of his Architecture,
and to cancel the punishment due unto the guiltie by punishing the guiltles,
and to imagine that poore Iphigenia, in the port of Aulis, should by her
death and sacrifice discharge and expiate towards God, the Grecians armie
of the offences which they had committed.
Et casta inceste nubendi tempore in ipso
Hostia concideret mactatu maesta parentis./1
She, a chaste offring, griev'd incestuously
By fathers stroke, when she should wed,to dye.
And those two noble and generous soules of the
Decii, father and sonne, to reconcile and appease the favour of the Gods
towards the Romanes affaires, should headlong cast their bodies athwart
the thickest throng of their enemies. Quae fuit tanta Deorum iniquitas,
ut placari populo Romano non possint, nisi tales viri occidissent?/2
'What injustice of the Gods was so great as they could not be appeased
unlesse such men perished? Considering that it lies not in the offender
to cause himselfe to be whipped, how and when he list, but in the judge,
who accompteth nothing a right punishment except the torture he appointeth
and cannot impute that unto punishment which is in the free choice of him
that suffereth. The divine vengeance presupposeth our full dissent,
for his justice and our paine. And ridiculous was that humor of Polycrates,
the Tyrant of Samos, who, to interrupt the course of his continuall happinesse,
and to recompence it, cast the richest and most precious jewell he had
into the Sea, deeming that by this purposed mishap he should satisfie the
revolution and vicissitude of fortune; which, to deride his folly, caused,
the very same jewel,
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being found in a fishes belly, to returne to his hands againe.
And to what purpose are the manglings and dismembrings of the Corybantes,
of the Maenades, and now a dayes of the Mahumetans, who skar and gash their
faces, their stomacke and their limbes, to gratifie their prophet: seeing
the offence consisteth in the will not in the breast, nor eyes, nor in
the genitories, health, shoulders, or throat? Tantus est perturbatae
mentis et sedibus suis pulsae furor, ut sic Dii placentur, quemadmodum
ne homines quidem saeviunt:/1 'So great is the fury of a troubled
minde put from the state it should be in, as the Gods must be so pacified,
as even men would not be so outrageous.' This naturall contexture doth
by her use not only respect us, but also the service of God and other mens:
it is injustice to make it miscarie at our pleasure, as under what pretence
soever it be to kill our selves. It seemeth to be a great cowardise
and manifest treason to abuse the stupide and corrupt the servile functions
of the body, to spare the diligence unto the soule how to direct them according
unto reason. Vbi iratos Deos timent, qui sic propitios habere merentur.
In regiae libidinis voluptatem castrate sunt quidam; sed nemo sibi, ne
vir esset, jubente Domino manus intulit:/2 'Where are they afeard of
Gods anger, who in such sort deserve to have his favour; some have beene
guelded for Princes lustfull pleasure; but no man at the Lords command
hath laid hands on himselfe to be lesse than a man.' Thus did they replenish
their religion and stuffe it with divers bad effects.
-----saepius olim
Religio peperit scelerosa atque impia facta./3
Religion hath oft times in former times
Bred execrable facts, ungodly crimes,
Now can nothing of ours, in what manner soever,
be either compared or referred unto divine nature, that doth not blemish
and defile the same with as much imperfection. How can this infinite
beauty, power, and
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goodnes admit any correspondencie or similitude with a thing so base
and abject as we are, without extreme interest, and manifest derogation
from his divine greatnesse? Infirmum Dei fortius est hominibus; et stultum
Dei sapientius est hominibus:/1 The weaknesse of God is stronger
than man; and the foolishnesse of God is wiser than men. Stilpo the
Philosopher being demanded whether the Gods rejoyce at our honours and
sacrifices; you are indiscreet (said he), let us withdraw our selves apart
if you, speake of such matters. Notwithstanding we prescribe him
limits, we lay continuall siege unto his power by our reasons. (I call
our dreames and our vanities reason, with the dispensation of Philosophy,
which saith that both the foole and the wicked doe rave and dote by reason,
but that it is a reason of severall and particular forme.) We will subject
him to the vaine and weake apparances of our understanding: him who hath
made both us and our knowledge. Because nothing is made of nothing:
God was not able to frame the world without matter. What? hath God
delivered into our hands the keyes, and the strongest wards of his infinit
puissance? Hath he obliged himselfe not to exceed the bounds of our
knowledge? Suppose, oh man, that herein thou hast beene able to marke
some signes of his effects. Thinkest thou he hath therein employed
all he was able to doe, and that he hath placed all his formes and ideas
in this peece of worke? Thou seest but the order and policie of this
little cell wherein thou art placed. The question is, whether thou
seest it. His divinitie hath an infinit jurisdiction far beyond that.
This peece is nothing in respect of the whole. {Pope+}
-----omnia cum caelo terraque marique,
Nil sunt ad summam summai totius omnem./2
All things that are, with heav'n, with sea, and land,
To th' whole summe of th' whole summe as nothing stand.
This law thou aleagest is but a municipall law,
and thou knowest not what the universall is: tie thy
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selfe unto that whereto thou art subject, but tie not him: he is neither
thy companion, nor thy brother, nor thy fellow citizen, nor thy copesmate.
If lie in any sort have communicated himselfe unto thee, it is not to debase
himselfe, or stoope to thy smalnesse, nor to give thee the controulment
of his power. Mans body cannot soare up into the clouds, this is
for thee. The sunne uncessantly goeth his ordinary course the bounds of
the seas and of the earth cannot be confounded: the water is ever fleeting,
wavering, and without firmnesse: a wall without breach or flaw, impenetrable
unto a solid body: man cannot preserve his life amidst the flames, he cannot
corporally be both in heaven and on earth, and in a thousand places together
and at once. It is for thee that be hath made these rules: it is
thou they take hold of. He hath testified unto Christians that when
ever it hath pleased him he hath out gone them all. And in truth,
omnipotent as he is, wherefore should he have restrained his forces unto
a limited measure? In favour of whom should be have renounced his privilege?
Thy reason hath in no one other thing more likely-hood and foundation,
than in that which perswadeth thee a plurality of words.
Terramque et solem, lunam, mare, caetera quae sunt,
Non esse unica, sed numero magis innumerali./1
The earth, the sunne, the moone, the sea and all
In number numberlesse, not one they call.
The famousest wits of former ages have beleeved
it, yea and some of our moderne, as forced thereunto by the apparance of
humane reason. For as much as whatsoever eye see in this vast worlds
frame, there is no one thing alone, single and one.
---- cum in summa res nulla
sit una,
Unica quae gignatur, et unica solaque crescat:
Whereas in generall summe, nothing is one,
To be bred only one, grow only one.
And that all severall kindes are multiplied in some
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number: whereby it seemeth unlikely that God hath framed this peece
of work alone without a fellow: and that the matter of this forme hath
wholy beene spent in this only Individuum.
Quare etiam atqae etiam tales fateare necesse est,
Esse alios alibi congressus matiriae,
Qualis hic est avidi complexu quem tenet AEther./1
Wherefore you must confesse, againe againe,
Of matters such like meetings elsewhere raigne
As this, these skies in greedy gripe containe.
Namely, if it be a breathing creature, as its
motions make it so likely, that Plato assureth it, and divers of ours either
affirme it, or dare not impugne it; no more than this old opinion, that
the heaven, the starres, and other members of the world, are creatures
composed both of body and soule; mortall in respect of their composition,
but immortall by the Creators decree. Now if there be divers worlds,
as Democritus, Epicurus, and well neere all Philosophy hath thought; what
know wee whether the principles and the rules of this one concerns or touch
likewise the others? Haply they have another semblance and another
policie. Epicurus imagineth them either like or unlike. We see an
infinite difference and varietie in this world only by the distance of
places. There is neither corne nor wine, no nor any of our beasts
seene in that new corner of the world which our fathers have lately discovered:
all things differ from ours. And in the old time, marke but in how
many parts of the world they had never knowledge nor et Bacchus nor of
Ceres. If any credit may be given unto Plinie or to Herodotus, there
is in some places a kinde of men that have very little or no resemblance
at all with ours. And there be mungrell and ambiguous shapes betweene
a humane and brutish nature. Some countries there are where men are
borne headlesse, with eyes and mouths in their breasts; where all are Hermaphrodites;
where they creepe on all foure;
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where they have but one eye in their forehead, and heads more like unto
a dog than ours; where from the navill downewards they are half fish and
live in the water; where women are brought a bed at five years of age,
and live but eight; where their heads and the skin of their browes are
so hard that no yron can pierce them, but will rather turne edge; where
men never have beards. Other nations there are that never have use
of fire; others whose sperme is of a blacke colour. What shall we
speake of them who natarally change themselves into woolves, into coults,
and then into men againe? And if it bee (as Plutark saith) that in
some part of the Indiaes there are men without mouthes, and who live only
by the smell of certaine sweet odours; how many of our descriptions be
then false? Hee is no more risible, nor perhaps capable of reason
and societie. The direction and cause of our inward frame should
for the most part be to no purpose. Moreover, how many things are
there in our knowledge that oppugne these goodly rules which we have allotted
and prescribed unto Nature? And we undertake to joyne God himselfe
unto her. How many things doe we name miraculous and against Nature?
Each man and every nation doth it according to the measure of his ignorance.
How many hidden proprieties and quintessences doe we daily discover?
For us to go according to Nature, is but to follow according to our understanding,
as far as it can follow, and as much as we can perceive in it. Whatsoever
is beyond it, is monstrous and disordered. By this accompt all shall
then be monstrous, to the wisest and most sufficient; for even to such
humane reason hath perswaded that she had neither ground nor footing, no
not so much as to warrant snow to be white: and Anaxagoras said it was
blacke. Whether there be anything or nothing; whether there be knowledge
or ignorance, which Metrodorus Chius denied that any man might say; or
whether we live, as Euripides seemeth to doubt and call in question; whether
the life we live be a life or no, or whether that which we call death be
a life:
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T'Is' 8'o,'d.y c, C o 0' 5 xgkkn,.t O.",..
T6 th@ 8@ O@4aKe,. g@,,;/1
Who knowes if thus to live, be called death,
And if it be to dye, thus to draw breath;
And not without apparance. For wherefore
doe we from that instant take a title of being, which is but a twinkling
in the infinit course of an eternall night, and so short an interruption
of our perpetuall and naturall condition? Death possessing what ever
is before and behind this moment, and also a good part of this moment.
Some others affirme there is no motion, and that nothing stirreth; namely,
those which follow Melissus. For if there be but one, neither can
this sphericall motion serve him, nor the moving from one place to another,
as Plato proveth, that there is neither generation nor corruption in nature.
Protagoras saith there is nothing in nature but doubt: that a man may equally
dispute of all things: and of that also, whether aall things may equally
be disputed of: Nausiphanes said, that of things which seeme to be,
no one thing is nno more than it is not. That nothing is certaine
but uncertainty. Parmenides, that of that which seemeth there is
no one thing in generall. That there is but one Zeno, that one selfe
same is not: and that there is nothing. If one were, he should either be
in another, or in himselfe: if he be in another, then are they two: if
he be in himselfe, they are also two, the comprising and the comprised.
According to these rules or doctrines, the Nature of things is but a false
or vaine shadow. I have ever thought this manner of speech in a Christian
is full of indiscretion and irreverence; God cannot dye, God cannot gaine-say
himselfe, God cannot doe this or that. I cannot allow a man should so bound
Gods heavenly power under the Lawes of our word. And that apparence,
which in these propositions offers it selfe unto us, ought to be represented
more reverently and more religiously. Our speech hath his infirmities and
defects, as all things else have. Most
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of the occasions of this worlds troubles are Grammaticall. Our
suits and processes proceed but from the canvasing and debating the interpretation
of the Lawes, and most of our warres from the want of knowledge in State-counsellors,
that could not cleerely distinguish and fully expresse the Covenants and
Conditions of accords betweene Prince and Prince. How many weighty
strifes and important quarels hath the doubt of this one sillable, hoc,
brought forth in the world? Examine the plainest sentence that Logike
it selfe can present unto us. If you say, it is faire weather, and
in so saying, say true, it is faire weather then. Is not this a certaine
forme of speech? Yet will it deceive us: That it is so, let us follow
the example: If you say, I lye, and in that you should say true,
you lie then. The Art, the reason, the force of the conclusion of
this last, are like unto the other; notwithstanding we are entangled.
I see the Pyrrhonian philosophers, who can by no manner of speech expresse
their generall conceit: for they had need of a new language. Ours
is altogether composed of affirmative propositions, which are directly
against them. So that when they say I doubt, you have them fast by
the throat to make them avow that at least you are assured and know that
they doubt. So have they beene compelled to save themselves by this
comparison of Physicke, without which their conceit would be inexplicable
and intricate. When they pronounce, I know not, or I doubt, they
say that this proposition transportes it selfe together with the rest,
even as the Rewbarbe doeth, which scowred ill humours away, and therewith
is carried away himselfe. This conceipt is more certainly conceived
by an interrogation: What can I tell? As I beare it in an Imprese
of a paire of ballances. Note how some prevaile with this kinde of
unreverent and unhallowed speech. In the disputations that are nowadayes
in our religion, if you overmuch urge the adversaries, they will roundly
tell you that it lieth not in the power of God to make his body at once
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together. And how that ancient skoffer made profitable use of
it. At least (saith he) it is no small comfort unto man to see that
God cannot doe all things; for he cannot kill himselfe if he would, which
is the greatest benefit we have in our condition; he cannot make mortall
men immortall nor raise the dead to life againe, nor make him that hath
lived never to have lives, and him who hath had honours not to have had
them, having no other right over what is past, but of forgetfulnesse.
And that this society betweene God and Man may also be combined with some
pleasant examples, he cannot make twice ten not to be twenty. See
what, he saith, and which a Christian ought to abhor, that ever such and
so profane words should passe his mouth: Whereas, on the contrary
part, it seemeth that fond men endevour to finde out this foolish-boldnesse
of speech, that so they may turne and winde God almighty according to their
measure.
-----cras vel atra
Nube polum pater occupato,
Vel sole puro, non tamen irritum
Quodcumque retro est efficiet, neque
Diffinget effectumque reddet
Quod fugiens semel hora vexit./1
Tommorrow let our father fill the skie,
With darke cloud, or with cleare Sunne, he thereby
Shall not make voyd what once is overpast:
Nor shall he undoe, or in new mold cast,
What time hath once caught, that flyeth hence so fast.
When we say that the infinite of ages, as well
past as to come, is but one instant with God; that his wisdome, goodnesse
and power, are one selfe-same thing with his essence; our tongue speaks
it, but our understanding can no whit apprehend it. Yet will our
selfe overweening sift his divinitie through our sieve: whence are engendered
all the vanities and errours wherewith this world is so full-fraught, reducing
and weighing with his uncertaine balance a thing so farre from his
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reach, and so distant from his weight. Mirum quo procedat improbitas
cordis humani, parvulo aliquo invitata successu./1
'It is a wonder whither the perverse wickednesse of mans heart will
proceed, if it be but called-on with any little successes.' {Yahoo+}
How insolently doe the Stoikes charge Epicurus, because he holds that to
be perfectly good and absolutely happy belongs but only unto God; and that
the wise man hath but a shadow and similitude thereof? How rashly
have they joyned God unto destiny? (Which at my request, let none that
beareth the surname of a Christian doe at this day.) And Thales, Plato,
and Pythagoras have subjected him unto necessities. This over- boldnesse,
or rather bold-fiercenesse, to seeke to discover God by and with our eyes,
hath beene the cause that a notable man of our times hath attributed a
corporall forme unto divinitie, and is the cause of that which daily hapneth
unto us, which is by a particular assignation to impute all important events
to God: which because they touch us, it seemeth they also touch him, and
that he regardeth them with more care and attention than those that are
but slight and ordinary unto us.
Magna dii curant, parva negligunt:/2
'The Gods take some care for great things, but none for little.' Note his
example; he will enlighten you with his reason. Nec in regnis quidem
reges omnia minima curant:/3 'Nor doe Kings in their Kingdomes
much care for the least matters.' As if it were all one to that King, either
to remove an Empire or a leafe of a tree: and if his providence were otherwise
exercised, inclining or regarding no more the successe of a battell than
the skip of a flea. The hand of his government affords itselfe to
all things after a like tenure, fashion and order; our interest addeth
nothing unto it: our motions and our measures concerne him nothing and
move him no whit. Deus ita artifex magnus in magnis, ut minor non
sit in parvis: 'God is so great a workman in great things,
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as he is no lesse in small things. Our arrogancie setteth ever
before us this blasphemous equality, because our occupations charge us.
Strato hath presented the Gods with all immunitie of offices, as are their
Priests. He maketh nature to produce and preserve all things, and by her
weights and motions to compact all parts of the world, discharging humane
nature from the feare of divine judgments. Quod beatum aeternumque sit,
id nec habere, negotii quicquam, nec exhibere alteri;/1 'That which
is blessed and eternall, nor is troubled it selfe, nor troubleth others.'
Nature willeth that in all things alike there be also like relation.
Then the infinite number of mortall men concludeth a like number of immortall:
The infinite things that kill and destroy presuppose as many that preserve
and profit. As the soules of the Gods, sanse tougues, sanse eyes,
and sanse eares, have each one, in themselves a feeling of that which the
other feel, and judge of our thoughts; so mens soules, when they are free
and severed from the body, either by sleepe or any distraction, divine,
prognosticate and see things, which being conjoyned to their bodies, they
could not see. Men, saith Saint Paul,/2 when they professed themselves
to be wise, they became fooles, for they turned the glory of the incorruptible
God to the similitude of the image of a corruptible man. Marke, I
pray you, a little the iugling of ancient Deifications. After the
great, solemne and prowd pompe of funerals, when the fire began to burne
the top of the Pyramis, and to take hold of the bed or hearce wherein the
dead corps lay, even at that instant they let fly an Eagle, which taking
her flight aloft upward, signified that the soule went directly to Paradise.
We have yet a thousand medailes and monuments, namely, of that honest woman
Faustina, wherein that Eagle is represented carrying a cocke- horse up
towards heaven those deified soules. It is pity we should so deceive
our selves with our owne foolish devises and apish inventions,
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Quod finxere timent,/1
Of that they stand in feare,
Which they in fancie beare,
as children will be afeard of their fellowes visage, which themselves have
besmeared and blackt. Quasi quicquam infaelicius sit homine, cui
sua figmenta dominantur: 'As though any thing were more wretched than man
over whom his owne imaginations beare sway and domineere. To honour
him whom we have made is farre from honouring him that hath made us.
Augustus had as many Temples as Iupiter and served with as much religion
and opinion of miracles. The Thracians, in requitall of the benefits they
had received of Agesilaus, came to tell him how they had canonized him.
'Hath your Nation,' said he, 'the power to make those whom it pleaseth
Gods? Then first (for example sake) make one of your selves, and
when I shall have seene what good he shall have thereby, I will then thanke
you for your offer. Oh sencelesse man, who cannot possibly make a
worme, and yet will make Gods by dozens. Listen to Trismegistus when he
praiseth our sufficiencie: For man to finde out divine nature, and
to make it, hath surmounted the admiration of all admirable things.
Loe here arguments out of Philosophies schooles itselfe.
Noscere cui Divos et coeli numina soli,
Aut soli nescire datum./2
Only to whom heav'ns Deities to know,
Only to whom is giv'n, them not to know.
If God be, he is a living creature; if he be a living creature, he hath
sense; and if he have sense, he is subject to corruption. If he be
without a body, he is without a soule, and consequently without action:
and if he have a body, he is corruptible. Is not this brave?
We are incapable to have made the world, then is there some more excellent
nature that hath set her
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helping hand unto it. Were it not a sottish arrogancie that wee
should thinke ourselves to be the perfectest thing of this universe?
Then sure there is some better thing. And that is God. When
you see a rich and stately mansion house, although you know not who is
owner of it, yet will you not say that it was built for rats. And
this more than humane frame and divine composition, which we see, of heavens
pallace, must we not deeme it to be the mansion of some Lord greater than
our selves? Is not the highest ever the most worthy? And we
are seated in the lowest place. Nothing that is without a soule and
void of reason is able to bring forth a living soule capable of reason.
The world doth bring us forth, then the world hath both soule and reason.
Each part of us is lesse than our selves, we are part of the world, then
the world is stored with wisdome and with reason, and that more plenteously
than we are. It is a goodly thing to have a great government.
Then the worlds government belongeth to some blessed and happy nature.
The Starres annoy us not, then the Starres are full of goodnesse. We have
need of nourishment, then so have the Gods, and feed themselves with the
vapours arising here below. Worldly goods are not goods unto God.
Then are not they goods unto us. To offend and to be offended are
equall witnesses of imbecilitie: Then it is folly to, feare God.
God is good by his owne nature, man by his industry: which is more?
Divine wisdome and mans wisdome have no other distinction but that the
first is eternall. Now lastingnesse is an accession unto wisdome.
Therefore are we fellowes. We have life reason, and libertie, we esteeme
goodnesse, charitie and justice; these qualities are then in him.
In conclusion, the building and destroying the conditions of divinity are
forged by man according to the relation to himselfe. Oh what a patterne,
and what a model! Let us raise and let us amplifie humane qualities
as much as we please. Puffe-up thy selfe poore man, yea swell and
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----- non si te ruperis, inquit./1
Swell till you breake, you shall not be,
Equall to that great one, quoth he.
Profecto non teum, quem cogitare non possunt,
sed semetipsos pro illo cogitantes, non illum, sed seipsos, non illi, sed
sibi comparant. 'Of a truth, they conceiting not God, whom they cannot
conceive, but themselves instead of God, doe not compare him, but themselves,
not to him but themseves. In naturall things the effects doe but
balfe referre their causes. What this? It is above natures
order, its condition is too high, too far out of reach, and overswaying
to endure, that our conclusions should seize upon or fetter the same.
It is not by our meanes we reach unto it, this traine is too low.
We are no nerer heaven on the top of Sina mount than in the bottome of
the deepest sea: Consider of it that you may see with your Astrolabe.
They bring God even to the carnall acquaintance of women, to a prefixed
number of times, and to how many generations. Paulina, wife unto Saturnius,
a matron of great reputation in Rome, supposing to lye with the God Serapis,
by the maquerelage of the priests of that Temple, found herself in the
armes of a wanton lover of hers. Varro, the most subtill and wisest
Latine Author, in his bookes of divinitie writeth that Hercules his Sextaine,
with one hand casting lots for himselfe, and with the other for Hercules,
gaged a supper and a wench against him: if he won, at the charge of his
offerings, but if he lost, at his owne cost. He lost, and paid for a supper
and a wench: her name was Laurentina: who by the night saw that God in
her armes, saying moreover unto her that the next day the first man she
met withall should heavenly pay her her wages. It was fortuned to be one
Taruncius, a very rich young man, who tooke her home with him, and in time
left her absolute heire of all he had. And she, when it came to her
turne, hoping to doe that God some acceptable service, left the Romane
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heire generall or all her wealth. And therefore she had divine
honours attributed unto her. As if it were not sufficient for Plato
to descend originally from the Gods by a twofold line, and to have Neptune
for the common author of his race. It was certainly beleeved at Athens
that Ariston, desiring to enjoy faire Perictyone, he could not, and that
in his dreame he was warned by God Apollo to leave her untoucht and unpolluted
untill such time as she were brought a bed. And these were the father
and mother of Plato. How many such-like cuckoldries are there in
histories, procured by the Gods against seely mortall men? And husbands
most injuriously blazoned in favor of their children? In Mahomets
religion, by the easie beleefe of that people are many Merlins found, that
is to say, fatherless children: spirituall children, conceived and borne
divinely in the wombs of virgins, and that in their language beare names
importing as much. We must note that nothing is more deare and precious
to any thing than its owne being (the Lyon, the Eagle and the Dolphin esteeme
nothing above their kind), each thing referreth the qualities of all other
things unto her owne conditions, which we may either amplifie or shorten;
but that is all: for besides this principle, and out of this reference,
our imagination cannot go, and guesse further: and it is unpossible it
should exceed that, or goe beyond it. Whence arise these ancient conclusions.
Of all formes, that of man is the fairest: then God is of this forme.
No man can he happy without vertue, nor can vertue be without reason; and
no reason can lodge but in a humane shape: God is then invested with
a humane figure. Ita est informatum anticipatum mentibus nostris,
ut homini, quum de Deo cogitet, forma occurrat humana:/1 'The prejudice
forestaled in our mindes is so framed as the forme of man comes to mans
minde when he is thinking of God.' Therefore Xenophanes said presently,
that if beasts frame any Gods unto themselves, as likely it is they do,
they surely frame them like unto themselves,
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and glorifle themselves as we do. For why may not a goose say
thus? All parts of the world behold me, the earth serveth me to tread upon,
the Sunne to give me light, the Starres to inspire me with influence; this
commoditie I have of the wind, and this benefit of the waters: there is
nothing that this worlds-vault doth so favourably look upon as me selfe;
I am the favorite of nature; is it not man that careth for me, that keepeth
me, lodgeth me, and serveth me? For me it is he soweth, reapeth,
and grindeth: if he eat me, so doth man feed on his fellow and so doe I
on the wormes that consume and eat him. As much might a Crane say,
yea and more boldly, by reason of her flights libertie, and the possession
of this goodly and high-bownding region. Tam blanda conciliatrix, et
tam sui est lena ipsa natura:/1 'So flattring a broker and bawd
(as it were) is nature to it selfe.' Now by the same consequence the destinies
are for us, the world is for us; it shineth, and thundreth for us: both
the creator and the creatures are for us: it is the marke and point whereat
the universitie of things aymeth. Survay but the register which Philosophy
hath kept these two thousand years and more, of heavenly affaires.
The Gods never acted, and never spake, but for man: She ascribeth
no other consultation, nor imputeth other vacation unto them. Loe
how they are up in armes against us.
------domitosque Herculea manu
Telluris iuvenes, unde periculum
Fulgens contremuit domus
Saturni veteris./2
And young earth-gallants tamed by the hand
Of Hercules, whereby the habitation
Of old Saturnus did in perill stand,
And, shyn'd it ne'er so bright, yet fear'd invasion,
See how they are partakers of our troubles, that
so they may be even with us, forsomuch as so many times we tire partakers
of theirs. -----1 CIC. Nat. Deor. 1. i. 2 HOR. Car. 1.
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Neptunus muros magnogue emota tridenti
Fundamenta quatit, totamque a sedibus urbem
Eruit: hic Iuno Scaeas saavissima portas Prima tenet./1
Neptunas with his great three-forked mace
Shaks the weake wall, and tottering foundation,
And from the site the Cittie doth displace,
Fierce Juno first holds ope the gates t'invasion.
The Caunians, for the jelousie of their owne Gods
dominations upon their devotion day arme themselves, and running up and
downe, brandishing and striking the ayre with their glaives, and in this
earnest manner they expell all foraine and banish all strange Gods from
out their territories. Their powers are limited according to our
necessitie. Some heale horses, some cure men, some the plague, some the
scald, some the cough, some one kind of scab, and some another: Adeo
minimis etiam rebus prava religio inserit Deos: 'This corrupt religion
engageth and inserteth Gods even in the least matters:' some make grapes
to growe, and some garlike; some have the charge of bawdrie and uncleanesse,
and some of merchandise: to every kinde of trades-man a God. Some
one hath his province and credit in the East, and some in the West:
------hic illius arma
Hic currus fuit./1
His armor here
His chariots there appeare.
O sancte Apollo, qui umbilicum certum terrarum obtines./3
Sacred Apollo, who enfoldest
The earths set navell, and it holdest.
Pallada Cecropiae, Minoia Creta Dianam,
Vulcanum tellus Hipsi illa colit.
Iunonem Sparte, Pelopeiadesque Mycena,
Pinigerum Fauni Maenalis ora caput:
Mars Latio venerandus./4
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Besmeared with bloud and goare.
Th'Athenians Pallas; Minos-Candy coast
Diana, Lemnos Vulcan honors most;
Mycene and Sparta, Juno thinke divine;
The coast of Maenalus Fauns crown'd with pine;
Latium doth Mars adore.
Some hath but one borough or family in his possession:
some lodgeth alone, and some in company, either voluntarily or necessarily.
Iunctaque sunt magno templa nepotis avo./1
To the great grand-sires shrine,
The nephews temples doe combine.
Some there are so seely and popular (for their
number amounteth to six and thirty thousand) that five or six of them must
be shufled up together to produce an eare of corne, and thereof they take
their severall names. Three to a doore, one to be the boards, one
to be the hinges, and the third to be the threshold. Foure to a childe,
as protectors of his bandels, of his drinke, of his meat, and of his sucking.
Some are certaine, others uncertaine, some doubtfull, and some that come
not yet into paradise.
Quos, quoniam coeli nondum dignamur honore,
Quas dedimus certe terras habitare sinamus./2
Whom for as yet with heav'n we have not graced,
Let them on earth by our good grant be placed.
There are some Philosophicall, some poeticall, and some civill, some of
a meane condition, betweene divine and humane nature, mediators and spokes-men
betweene us and God: worshipped in a kinde of second or diminutive order
of adoration: infinite in titles and offices: some good, some bad, some
old and crazed, and some mortall. For Chrysippus thought that in
the last conflagration or burning of the world, all the Gods should have
an end, except Jupiter. Man faineth a thousand pleasant societies
betweene God and him. Nay, is he not his countrieman?
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------Iovis incunabula Creten./1
The Ile of famous Creet,
For Jove a cradle meet.
Behold the excuse that Scaevola, chiefe Bishop,
and Varro, a great Divine, in their dayes, give us upon the consideration
of this subject. It is necessary (say they) that man be altogether
ignorant of true things, and beleeve many false. Quum veritatem qua
liberetur, inquirat; credatur ei expedite, quod fallitur: 'Since they seeke
the truth, whereby they may be free, let us beleeve it is expedient for
them to be received. Mans eye cannotr perceive things but by the formes
of his knowledge. And we remember not the downfall of miserable Phaeton,
forsomuch as he undertooke to guide the reins of his fathers steeds with
a mortall hand. Our minde doth still relapse into the same depth,
and by her owne temeritie doth dissipate and bruise it selfe. If
you enquire of Philosophy what matter the Sun is composed of, what will
it answer? but of yron and stone, or other stuffe for his use. Demand
of Zeno what Nature is? A fire (saith he), an Artist fit to engender
and proceeding orderly. Archimedes, master of this Science, and who
in truth and certaintie assumeth unto himselfe a precedencie above all
others, saith the Sunne is a God of enflamed yron. Is not this a quaint
imagination, produced by the inevitable necessitie of Geometricall demonstrations?
Yet not so unavoidable and beneficiall, but Socrates hath beene of opinion
that it sufficed to know so much of it as that a man might measure out
the land he either demized or tooke to rent: and that Polyaenus, who therein
had beene a famous and principall Doctor after he had tasted the sweet
fruits of the lazie, idle and delicious gardens of Epicurus, did not contemne
them as full of falsehood and apparent vanity. Socrates, in Xenophon,
upon this point of Anaxagoras, allowed and esteemed of antiquitie, well
seene and expert above all others in heavenly and divine matters, saith,
that he
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weakened his braines much, as all men doe, who over nicely and greedily
will search out those knowledges which hang not for their mowing nor pertaine
unto them. When he would needs have the sunn to be a burning stone,
he remembered not that stone doth not shine in the fire; and which is more,
that it consumes therein. And when he made the Sunne and fire to
be all one, he forgot that fire doth not tan and black those he looketh
upon; that wee fixly looke upon the fire, and that fire consumeth and killeth
all plants and herbs. According to the advice of Socrates and mine,
'The wisest judging of heaven is not to judge of it at all. Plato
in his Timeus, being to speake of Daemons and spirits, saith it is an enterprise
far exceeding my skill and ability: we must beleeve what those ancient
forefathers hath said of them, who have said to have beene engendred by
them. It is against reason not to give credit unto the children of
the Gods, although their sayings be neither grounded upon necessary nor
likely reasons, since they tell us that they speake of familiar and household
matters. Let us see whether we have a little more insight in the
knowledge of humane and naturall things. Is it not a fond enterprise
to those unto which, by our owne confession, our learning cannot possibly
attaine, to devise and forge them another body, and of our owne invention
to give them a false forme? as is seene in the planetary motions, unto
which because our minde cannot reach, nor imagine their naturall conduct,
we lend them something of ours, that is to say, materiall, grose, and corporall
springs and wards:
----- temo aureus, aurea summae
Curvatura rota, radiorum argenteus ordo./1
The Axe-tree gold, the wheeles whole circle gold,
The ranke of raies did all of silver hold.
You would say, we have the Coach-makers, Carpenters, and Painters, who
have gone up thither, and there have placed engines with diverse motions,
and ranged the
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wheelings, the windings and enterlacements of the celestial bodies diapred
in colours, according to Plato, about the spindle of necessity.
Mundus domus est maximna rerum,
Quam quinque altitonae fragmine zonae
Cingunt, per quam limbus pictus bis sex signis,
Stellimicantibus, altus, in obliquo aethere, Lunae Bigas acceptat.
The world, of things the greatest habitation,
Which five high-thundring Zones by separation
Engird, through which a scarfe depainted faire
With twice six signes star-shining in the aire.
Obliquely raisde, the waine
O' th' Moone doth entertaine.
They are all dreames, and mad follies. Why
will not nature one day be pleased to open her bosome to us, and make us
perfectly see the meanes and conduct of her motions, and enable our eyes
to judge of them? Oh, good God, what abuses, and what distractions
should we find in our poor understanding and weake knowledge! I am
deceived if she hold one thing directly in its point, and I shall part
hence more ignorant of all other things than mine ignorance. Have
I not seene this divine saying in Plato, that Nature is nothing but an
aenigmaticall poesie? As a man might say, an overshadowed and darke
picture, enter- shining with an infinite varietie of false lights, to exercise
our conjectures: Latent ista omnia crassis occultata et circumfusa tenebris:
ut nulla acies humani ingenii tanta sit, quae penetrare incaelum, terram
intrare possit:/1 'All these things lye hid so veiled and environed
with misty darknesse, as no edge of man is so piersant as it can passe
into heaven or dive into the earth.' And truly Philosophy is nothing else
but a sophisticated poesie: whence have these ancient authors all their
authorities but from poets? And the first were poets themselves, and in
their art treated the same. Plato is but a loose poet. All high and
more than humane sciences are decked and enrobed with a poeticall style.
Even as
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women, when their naturall teeth faile them, use some of yuorie and
in stead of a true beauties or lively colour, lay on some artificiall hew;
and as they make trunk sleeves of wire, and whale-bone bodies, backes of
lathes, and stiffe bombasted verdugals, and to the open-view 'of all men
paint and embellish themselves with counterfeit and borrowed beauties;
so doth learning (and our law hath, as some say, certaine lawfull fictions,
on which it groundeth the truth of justice) which in liew of currant payment
and presupposition, delivereth us those things, which she her selfe teacheth
us to be meere inventions: for these Epicycles Excentriques, and Concentriques,
which Astrology useth to direct the state and motions of her starres, she
giveth them unto us, as the best she could ever invent, to fit and sute
unto this subject: as in all things else, Philosophy presenteth unto us,
not that which is or she beleeveth, but what she inventeth as having most
apparence, likelihood, or comelinesse. Plato upon the discourse of
our bodies estate and of that of beasts: that what we have said is true
we would be assured of it had we but the confirmation of some oracle to
confirme it. This only we warrant, that it is the likeliest we could
say. It is not to heaven alone that she sendeth her cordages, her
engines, and her wheeles. Let us but somewhat consider what she saith
of our selves and of our contexture. There is no more retrogradation,
trepidation, augmentation, recoyling, and violence in the starres and celestiall
bodies than they have fained and devised in this, poor seeley little body
of man. Verily they have thence had reason to name it Microcosmos,
or little world, so many severall parts and visages have they imploied
to fashion and frame the same. To accommodate the motions which they
see in man, the divers functions and faculties that We feel in our selves.
Into how many severall parts have they divided our soule? Into how
many seats have they placed her? Into how many orders, stages, and
stations have they divided this wretched man, beside the naturall and perceptible?
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publike imaginarie thing of it. It is a subject which they hold
and handle: they have all power granted them to rip him, to sever him,
to range him, to join and reunite him together againe, and to stuffe him
every one according to his fantasia; and yet they neither have nor possess
him. They cannot so order or rule him, not in truth onely, but in
imagination, but still some cadence or sound is discovered which escapeth
their architecture, bad as it is, and botched together with a thousand
false patches and fantasticall peeces. And they have no reason to
be excused: for to painters when they pourtray the heaven, the earth, the
seas, the hills, the scattered Ilands, we pardon them if they but represent
us with some slight apparence of them; and as of things unknowne we are
contented with such fained shadows. But when they draw us, or any
other subject that is familiarly knowne unto us, to the life, then seeke
we to draw from them a perfect and exact representation of their or our
true lineaments or colours, and scorne if they misse never so little.
I commend the Milesian wench, who seeing Thales the Philosopher continually
amusing himself in the contemplation of heavens wide-bounding vault, and
ever holding his eyes aloft, laid something in his way to make him stumble,
thereby to warne and put him in minde that he should not amuse his thoughts
about matters above the clouds before he had provided for and well considered
those at his feet. {Laputa+} Verily
she advised him well, and it better became him rather to looke to himselfe
than to gaze on heaven; for, as Democritus by the mouth of Cicero saith,
Quod este ante pedes, nemo spectat; coli scrutantur plagas/1
No man lookes what before his feet doth lie,
They seeke and search the climates of the skie.
But our condition beareth that the knowledge of
what we touch with our hands and have amongst us, is as far from us and
above the clouds as that of the stars. As saith Socrates in Plato,
that one may justly say to
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him who medleth with Philosophy, as the woman said to Thales, which
is, he seeth nothing of that which is before him. For every Philosopher
is ignorant of what his neighbour doth; yea, he knowes not what himselfe
doth, and wots not what both are, whether beasts or men. These people
who thinke Sebondes reasons to be weake and lame, who know nothing themselves,
and yet will take upon them to governe the world and know all:
Quae mare compescant causae, quid temperet annum,
Stellae sponte sua, jussaeve vagentur et errent: Quid premat
obscurae
Lunae, quid proferat orbem,
Quid velit et possit rerum concordia discors./1
What cause doth calm the Sea, what cleares the yeare,
Whether Stars force't, or of selfe-will appeares;
What makes the Moones darke Orbe to wax or wane,
What friendly fewd of things both will and can.
Did they never sound amid their books the difficulties
that present themselves to them to know their owne being? We see
very well that our finger stirreth and our foot moveth, that some parts
of our body move of themselves without our leave, and other some that stirr
but at our pleasure: and we see that certaine apprehensions engender a
blushing-red colour, others a palenesse; that some imagination doth only
worke in the milt, another in the braine; some one enduceth us to laugh,
another causeth us to weep; some astonisheth and stupifieth all our senses,
and staieth the motion of all our limbs; at some object the stomake riseth,
and at some other the lower parts. But how a spirituall impression
causeth or worketh such a dent or flaw in a massie and solid body or subject,
and the nature of the conjoyning and compacting of these admirable springs
and wards, man yet never knew: Omnia incerta ratione, et in naturae
majestate abdita:/2 'All uncertaine in reason, and hid in the
majesty of nature.' Saith Plinie and Saint Augustine: Modus, quo corporibus
adhaerent spiritus, omnino mirus est nec comprehendi ab homine potent,
et hoc
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ipso homo est:/1 'The meane is clearely wonderfull whereby
spirits cleave to our bodies, nor can it be comprehended by man, and that
is very man.' Yet is there no doubt made of him: for mens opinions are
received after ancient beliefs by authority and upon credit; as if it were
a religion and a law. What is commonly held of it, is received as
a gibrish or fustian tongue. This trueth, with all her framing of
arguments and proporcioning of proofes, is received as a firme and solid
body which is no more shaken, which is no more judged. On the other
side, every one the best he can patcheth up and comforteth this received
beliefe with all the meanes his reason can afford him, which is an instrument
very supple, pliable, and yeelding to all shapes. 'Thus is the world filled
with toyes, and overwhelmed in lies and leasings. The reason that
men doubt not much of things is that common impressions are never throughly
tride and sifted, their ground is not sounded, nor where the fault and
weaknes lieth. Men only debate and question of the branch, not of
the tree: they aske not whether a thing be true, but whether it was understood
or meant thus and thus. They enquire not whether Galen hath spoken
any thing of worth, but whether thus, or so, or otherwise. Truly
there was some reason this bridle or restraint of our judgements liberty,
and this tyranny over our beliefs should extend it selfe even to schooles
and arts. The God of scholasticall learning is Aristotle: It
is religion to debate of his ordinances, as those of Lycurgus in Sparta.
His doctrine is to us as a canon law, which peradventure is as false as
another. I know not why I should or might not, as soone and as easie
accept either Platoes Ideas, or Epicurus his atomes and indivisible things,
or the fulnesse and emptines of Leucippus and Democritus, or the water
of Thales, or Anaximanders infinite of nature, or the aire of Diogenes,
or the numbers or proportion of Pythagoras, or the infinite of Parmenides,
or the single-one of Musaeus, or the water and fire of Apollodorus, or
the similarie and
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resembling parts of Anaxagoras, or the discord and concord of Empedocles,
or the fire of Heraclitus, or an other opinion (of this infinit confusion
of opinions an sentences which this goodly humane reason, by her certainty
and clear-sighted vigilancie brings forth in whatsoever it medleth withal)
as I should of Aristotle's conceit, touching this subject of the principles
of naturall things, which he frameth of three parts; that is to say, matter,
forme, and privation. And what greater vanitie can there be than
to make inanitie it selfe the cause of the production of thingS?
Privation is a negative: with what humour could he make it the cause and
beginning of things that are? Yet durst no man move that but for
an exercise of logike: wherein nothing is disputed to put it in doubt,
but to defend the author of fhe schoole from strange objections.
His authoritie is the marke beyond which it is not lawfull to enquire.
It is easie to frame what one list upon allowed foundations: for, according
to the law and ordinance of this positive beginning, the other parts of
the frame are easily directed without crack or danger. By which way
we finde our reason well grounded, and we discourse without rub or let
in the way: For our masters preoccupate and gains afore-hand as much
place in our beleefe as they need to conclude afterward what they please,
as geometricians doe by their graunted questions: the consent and approbation
which we lend them, giving them wherewith to draw us, either on the right
or left hand, and at their pleasure to winde and turne us. Whosoever
is beleeved in his presuppositions, he is our master, and our God.
He will lay the plot of his foundations so ample and easie, that, if he
list, he will carrie us up, even unto the clouds. In this practice
or negotiation of learning, we have taken the saying of Pythagoras for
currant payment; which is, that every expert man ought to be bielieved
in his owne trade. The logitian referreth himselfe to the grammarian
for the Signification of words.. The rhetoritian borroweth the places
of arguments from the logitian; the poet his measures from the musician;
the geo-
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metrician his proportions from the arithmetician; the metaphisikes take
the conjectures of the physikes for a ground, for every art hath her presupposed
principles by which mans judgment is bridled on all parts. If you
come to the shocke or front of this barre, in which consists the principall
error, they immediately pronounce this sentence: that there is no disputing
against such as deny principles. There can be no principles in men,
except divinitie hath revealed them unto them: all the rest, both beginning,
middle, and end, is but a dreame and a vapor. Those that argue by
presupposition, we must presuppose against them the very same axiome which
is disputed of. For, each humane presupposition, and every invention,
unlesse reason make a difference of it, hath as much authoritie as another.
So must they all be equally balanced, and first the generall and those
that tyrannize us. A perswasion of certaintie is a manifest testimonie
of foolishnesse, and of extreme uncertaintie. And no people are lesse
philosophers and more foolish than Platoe's Philodoxes, or lovers of their
owne opinions. We must know whether fire be hot, whether snow be
white, whether, in our knowledge, there be anything hard or soft.
And touching the answers, whereof they tell old tales, as to him who made
a doubt of heat, to whom one replied, that to trie he should caste himselfe
into the fire; to him that denied the yce to be cold, that he should put
some in his bosome; they are most unworthy the profession of a philosophers.
If they had left us in our owne naturall estate, admitting of strange apparences
as they present themselves unto us by our senses, and had suffered us to
follow our naturall appetites, directed by the condition of our birth,
they should then have reason to speak so. But from them it is that
we have learnt to become judges of the world; it is from them we hold this
conceit, that mans reason is the generall controuler of all that is, both
without and within heavens-vault, which imbraceth all and can doe all,
by meanes whereof all things are knowne and discerned. This answer
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who without any of Aristotles precepts, or so much as knowing the name
of naturall philosophy, enjoy most happily a long, a quiet, and a peaceable
life. {noble_savage+} This answer
might haply availe more, and be of more force, than all those they can
borrow from their reason and invention. All living creatures, yea, beasts
and all, where the commandment of the naturall law is yet pure and simple,
might with us be capable of this answer, but they have renounced it.
They shall not need to tell me it is true, for you both heare and see it
is so. They must tell me if what I thinke I feel, I feel the same
in effect; and if I feel it, then let them tell me wherefore I feel it,
and how and what. Let them tell me the name, the beginninly, the
tennons, and the abuttings of heat and of cold, with the qualities of him
that is agent, or of the patient: or let them quit me their profession,
which is neither to admit nor approve anything by way of reason.
It is their touchstone to try all kinds of essayes. But surely it
is a touchstone full of falsehood, errors, imperefection and weakenesse:
which way can we better make triall of it than by it selfe? If she
may not be credited speaking of her selfe, I hardly can she be fit to judge
of strange matters. If she know anything, it can be but her being
and domicile. She is in the soule, and either a part or effect of the same.
For the true and essential reason (whose name we steal by false signes)
lodgeth in Gods bosome. There is her home, and there is her retreat,
thence she takes her flight when Gods pleasure is that we shall see some
glimps of it: even as Pallas issued out of her fathers bead, to communicate
and empart her selfe unto the world. Now let us see what mans reason
hath taught us of her selfe and of the soule: not of the soule in generall,
whereof well nigh all philosophy maketh both the celestiall and first bodies
partakers; not of that which Thales attributed even unto things that are
reputed without soule or life, drawne thereunto by the consideration of
the Adamant stone: but of that which appertaineth to us, and which we should
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Iqnoratur enim qu&, sit natura animai,
Nata sit, an contra nascentibus insinuetur,
Et simul intereat nobiscum morte dirempta,
An tenebras orci visat, vastasque lacunas,
An pecudes alias divinitus insinuet se./1
What the soules nature is, we doe not know:
If it be bred, or put in those are bred,
Whether by death divorst with us it goe,
Or see the darke vast lakes of hell below,
Or into other creatures turne the head.
To Crates and Dicaearchus it seemed that there
was none at all; but that the body stirred thus with and by a naturall
motion: to Plato, that it was a substance moving of it selfe; to Thales,
a Nature without rest; to Asclepiades, an exercitation of the senses; to
Hesiodus and Anaximander, a thing composed of earth and water; to Parmenides;
of earth and fire; to Empedocles, of blood:
Sanguineam vomit ille animant./2
His soule of purple-bloud he vomits out.
To Possidoinus, Cleanthes, and Galen, a heat, or hot complexion:
Igneus est ollis vigor, et coelestis origo:/3
A firy vigor and celestiall spring,
In their originall they strangely bring.
To Hyppocrates, a spirit dispersed thorow the body; to Varro, an air received
in at the mouth, heated in the lungs, tempered in the heart, and dispersed
thorow all parts of the body; to Zeno, the quintessence of the foure elements;
to Heraclides Ponticus, the light; to Xenocrates and to the Egyptians,
a moving number; to the Chaldeans, a vertue without any determinate forme.
------Habitum quemdam vitalem
corporis esse,
Harmoniam Gaeci quam dicunt.4
There of the body is a vitall frame,
The which the Greeks a harmony doe name.
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And not forgetting Aristotle, that which naturally
causeth the body to move, who calleth it Entelechy, or perfection moving
of itselfe (as cold an invention as any other), for he neither speaketh
of the essence, nor of the beginning nor of the soules nature, but onely
noteth the effects of it: Lactantius, Seneca, and the better part
amongst the Dogmatists, have confessed they never understood what it was:
and after all this rable of opinions. Harum sententiarum quae vera sit,
Deus aliquis viderit:/1 'Which of these opinions is true, let
some God looke unto it,' saith Cicero. I know by myselfe, quoth Saint
Bernard, how God is incomprehensible, since I am not able to comprehend
the parts of mine owne being: Heraclitus, who held that every place
was full of Soules and Demons, maintained neverthelesse that a man could
never goe so far towards the knowledge of the soule as that he could come
unto it; so deep and mysterious was her essence. There is no lesse
dissention nor disputing about the place where she should be seated.
Hypocrates and Herophilus place it in the ventricle of the brain:
Democritus and Aristotle, through all the body:
Ut bona scope valetudo cum dicitur esse
Corporis, et non est tanten haec pars ulla valentis./2
As health is of the body said to be,
Yet is no part of him in health we see.
Epicurus in the stomacke.
Hic exultat enim pavor ac metus, haec loca circum
Laetitiae mulcent./3
For in these places feare doth domineere,
And neere these places joy keepes merry cheere.
The Stoickes, within and about the heart; Erasistratus, joyning the membrane
of the epicranium: Empedocles, in the bloud: as also Moses, which
was the cause he forbade the eating of beasts bloud, unto which their soule
is commixed: Galen thought that every part of the body had his soule:
Strato hath placed it betweene
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the two upper eyelids: Qua facie quidem sit animus aut ubi habitet,
nec quaerendum quidem est:/1 'We must not so much as enquire
what face the minde beares, or where it dwells,' saith Cicero. I
am well pleased to let this man use his owne words: for why should I alter
the speech of eloquence it selfe? since there is small gaine in stealing
matter from his inventions: They are both little used, not very forcible,
and little unknowne. But the reason why Chrysippus and those of his
sect will prove the soule to be about the heart, {PlainDealer+}
is not to be forgotten. It is (saith he) because when we will affirme or
swear anything, we lay our hand upon the stomacke; and when we will pronounce
%@&, which signifieth my selfe, we put downe our chin towards the stomacke.
This passage ought not to be past-over without noting the vanity of so
great a personage: for, besides that his considerations are of themselves
very slight, the latter proveth but to the Graecians that they have their
soule in that place. No humane judgement is so vigilant or Argoesied,
but sometimes shall fall asleep or slumber. What shall we feare to
say? Bebold the Stoickes+, fathers
of humane wisdome, who devise that the soule of man, overwhelmed with any
ruine, laboureth and panteth a long time to get out, unable to free herselfe
from that charge, even as a mouse taken in a trap. Some are of opinion
that the world was made to give a body, in lieu of punishment, unto the
spirits, which through their fault were fallen from the puritie wherein
they were created: the first creation having been incorporeall. And that
according as they have more or lesse removed themselves their spirituality,
so are they more or lesse merily and giovally. or rudely and saturnally
incorporated: whence proceedeth the infinite variety of so much matter
created. But the spirit, who for his chastizement was invested wite
bodie of the Sunne, must of necessitie have a very rare and particular
measure of alteration. The extremities of our curious search turne
to a glimmering and all to a dazeling. As Plutarke saith
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of the off-spring of histories, that after the manner of cards or maps,
the utmost limits of known countries are set downe to be full of thicke
marrish grounds, shady forrests, desart and uncouth places. See here
wherefore the grosest and most childish dotings are more commonly found
in these which treat of highest and fnrthest matters; even confounding
and overwhelming themselves in their own curiositie and presumption.
The end and beginning of learning are equally accompted foolish.
Marke but how Plato talketh and raiseth his flight aloft in his Poeticall
clouds, or cloudy Poesies. Behold and read in him the gibbrish of the Gods.
nbsp; But what dreamed or doted he on when he defined man to be a creature
with two feet, and without feathers; giving them that were disposed to
mocke at him a pleasant and scopefull occasion to doe it? For, having
plucked-off the feathers of a live capon, they named him the man of Plato.
And by what simplicitie did the Epicureans first imagine that the Atomes
or Motes, which they termed to be bodies, having some weight and a naturall
moving downeward, had framed the world; untill such time as they were advised
by their adversaries that by this description it was not possible they
should joyne and take hold one of another; their fall being so downe-right
and perpendicular, and every way engendring parallel lines? And therefore
was it necessarie they should afterward adde a causall moving sideling
unto them: And moreover to give their Atomes crooked and forked tailes,
that so they might take hold of any thing and claspe themselves.
And even then those that pursue them with this other consideration, doe
they not much trouble them? If Atomes have by chance formed so many
sorts of figures, why did they never meet together to frame a house or
make a shooe? Why should we not likewise beleeve that an infinit
number of Greek letters, confusedly scattered in some open place, might
one day meet and joyne together to the contexture of the Iliads? That which
is capable of reason (saith Zeno) is better than that which is not.
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world: then the world is capable of reason. By the same arguing
Cotta maketh the world a Mathematician, and by this other arguing of Zeno,
he makes him a Musitian and an Organist. The whole is more than the
part: we are capable of wisdom, and we are part of the world: then the
world is wise. There are infinit like examples seene, not only of
false, but foolish arguments, which cannot hold, and which accuse their
authors not so much of ignorance as of folly, in the reproaches that Philosophers
charge one another with, about the disagreeings in their opinions and sects.
He that should fardle-up a bundle or huddle of the fooleries of mans wisdome,
might recount wonders. I willingly assemble some (as a shew or patterns)
by some means or byase, no lesse profitable than the most moderate instructions.
Let us by that judge what we are to esteeme of man, of his sense, and of
his reason; since in these great men, and who have raised mans sufficiencie
so high, there are found so grose errors and so apparant defects.
As for me, I would rather beleeve that they have thus casually treated
learning even as a sporting childs baby, and have sported themselves with
reason, as of a vaine and frivolous instrument, setting forth all sorts
of inventions, devices, and fantasies, sometimes more outstretched, and
sometimes more loose. The same Plato, who defineth man like unto
a Capon, saith elsewhere, after Socrates, that in good sooth he knoweth
not what man is; and that of all parts of the world there is none so hard
to be knowne. By this varietie of conceits and instabilitie of opinions,
they, as it were, leade us closely by the hand to this resolution of their
irresolution. They make a profession not alwayes to present their
advice manifest and unmasked: they have oft concealed the same under the
fabulous shadows of Poesie, and sometimes under other vizards. For
our imperfection admitteth this also, that raw meats are not alwayes good
for our stomacks: but they must be dried, altred, and corrupted, and so
doe they who sometimes shadow their simple opinions and judgements; and
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the better sute themselves unto common use, they many times falsifie
them. They will not make open profession of ignorance, and of the
imbecilitie of mans reason, because they will not make children afraid,
but they manifestly declare the same unto us under the shew of a troubled
Science and unconstant learning. I perswaded somebody in Italy, who
laboured very much to speak Italian, that always provided he desired but
to be understood, and not to seek to excell others therein, he should onely
imploy and use such words as came first to his month, whether they were
Latine, French, Spanish, or Gascoine, and that adding the Italian terminations
unto them, he should never misse to fall upon some idiome of the countrie,
either Tuscan, Roman, Venetian, Piemontoise, or Neapolitan; and amongst
so many severall formes of speech to take hold of one. The very same
I say of Philosophy. She hath so many faces and so much varietie,
and hath said so much, that all our dreames and devices are found in her.
The fantasie of man can conceive or imagine nothing, be it good or evill,
that is not to be found in her: Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non
dicatur ab aliquo Philosophorum/1 'Nothing may be spoken so absurdly, but
that it is spoken by some of the Philosophers. And therefore doe
I suffer my humours or caprices more freely to passe in publike; forasmuch
as though they are borne with, and of me, and without any patterne, well
I wot they will be found to have relation to some ancient humour, and some
shall be found that will both know and tell whence and of whom I have borrowed
them. My customes are naturall; when I contrived them, I called not
for the helpe of any discipline: and weake and faint as they were, when
I have had a desire to expresse them, and to make them appear to the world
a little more comely and decent, I have somewhat endevoured to aid them
with discourse, and assist them with examples, I have wondred at my selfe
that by meere chance I have met with them, agreeing and sutable to so many
ancient examples and Philo-
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sophicall discourses. What regiment my life was of, I never knew
nor learned but after it was much worne, and spent. A new figure:
an unpremeditated philosopher and a casuall. But to returne unto
our soule, where Plato hath seated reason in the braine; anger in the heart;
lust in the liver; it is very likely that it was rather an interpretation
of the soules motions than any division or separation he meant to make
of it, as of a body into many members. And the likeliest of their
opinion is that it is alwayes a soule, which by her rationall faculty remembreth
her selfe, comprehendeth, judgeth, desireth, and exerciseth all her other
functions by divers instruments of the body, as the pilote ruleth and directeth
his ship according to the experience he hath of it; now stretching, haling,
or loosing a cable, sometimes hoysing the mainyard, removing an oare, or
stirring the rudder, causing severall effects with one only power; and
that she abideth in the braine, appeareth by this, that the hurts and accidents
which touch that part doe presently offend the faculties of the soule,
whence she may without inconvenience descend and glide through other parts
of the body:
----- medium non deserit unquam
Coeli Phoebus iter: radus tamen omnia lustrat:/1
Never the Sunne forsakes heav'ns middle wayes,
Yet with his rayesa he lights all, all survayes:
As the sunne spreadeth his light, and infuseth his power from heaven, and
therewith filleth the whole world.
Caetera pars animae per totum dissita corpus
Paret, et ad numen mentis nomenque movetur./2
Th' other part of the soule through all the body sent
Obeyes, and moved is, by the mindes government.
Some have said that there was a generall soule, like unto a great body,
from
which all particular, soules were extracted, and returned thither; alwayes
reconjoyning and entermingling themselves unto that universall matter:
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1 CLAUD. vi. Hons. Cons. Pan. 411, 2 LUCR. 1. iii.
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-----Deum namque ire per omnes
Terrasque tractusque maris coelumque profundum:
Hinc pecudes, armenta, viros, genus omne ferarum,
Quemque sibi tenues nascentem arcessere vitas,
Scilicet huc reddi deinde, ac resoluta referri
Omnia: nec morti esse locum./1
For God through all the earth to passe is found,
Through all Sea currents, through the heav'n profound.
Here hence men, heards, and all wilde beasts that are,
Short life in birth each to themselves doe share.
All things resolved to this point restor'd
Returne, nor any place to death affoord.
Others, that they did but reconjoyne and fasten themselves to it againe:
others, that they were produced by the divine substance: others, by the
angels, of fire and aire: some from the beginning of the world, and some
even at the time of need: others make them to descend from the round of
the moone, and that they returne to it againe. The common sort of
antiquities that they are begotten from father to sonne, after the same
manner and production that all other naturall things are; arguing so by
the resemblances which are betweene fathers and children.
Insullata patris virtus tibi,/2
Thy vertues be
Instilled into thee.
Fortes creantur fortibus et bonis,/3
Of valiant Sires and good,
There comes a valiant brood.
And that from fathers we see descend unto children, not only the marks
of their bodies, but also a resemblance of humours, of complexions, and
inclinations of the soule.
Denique cur acrum violentia triste Leonum
Seminum sequitur, dolus Vulpibus, et fuga Cervis
A patribus datur, et patrius pavor incitat Artus,
Si non certa suo quia semine seminioque
Vis animi pariter crescit cum corpore toto?/4
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1 VIRG. Georg. 1. iv. 222. 2 HOR. Car. 1. iv. Od.
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Why followes violence the savage Lyons race?
Why craft the Foxes? Why, to Deere to flye apace?
By parents is it given, when parents feare incites,
Unlesse because a certaine force of inward spirits
With all the body growes, As seed and seed-spring goes?
That divine justice is grounded thereupon, punishing
the fathers offences upon the children; forsomuch as the contagion of the
fathers vices is in some sort printed in childrens soules, and that the
misgovernment of their will toucheth them.{Gloucester+}
Moreover, that if the soules came from any other place, then by a naturall
consequence, and that out of the body they should have beene some other
thing, they should have some remembrance of their first being: considering
the naturall faculties which are proper unto him, to discourse, to reason,
and to remember.
----- Si in corpus nascentibits insinuatur,
Cur super anteactam aetatem meminisse nequimus,
Nec vestigia gesta-um rerum ulla tenemus. /1
If our soule at our birth be in our body cast,
Why can we not remember ages over-past,
Nor any markes retaine of things done first or last?
For, to make our soules condition to be of that
worth we would, they must all be presupposed wise, even when they are in
their naturall simplicitie and genuine puritie. So should they have
beene such, being freed from the corporall prison, as well before they
entred the same, as we hope they shall be when they shall be out of it.
And it were necessarie they should (being yet in the body) remember the
said knowledge (as Plato said) that what we learnt was but a new remembring
of that which we had knowne before: a thing that any man may by experience
maintaine to be false and erroneous. First, because we doe not precisely
remember what we are tanght, and that if memorie did meerely execute her
functions she would at least suggest us with something besides our learning.
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knew being in her puritie, was a true understanding, knowing things
as they are by her divine intelligence: whereas here, if she be instructed,
she is made to receive lies and apprehend vice, wherein she cannot imploy
her memorie; this image and conception having never had place in her.
To say that the corporall prison doth so suppresse her naturall faculties,
that they are altogether extinct in her: first, is cleane contrarie to
this other beleefe, to knowledge her forces so great, and the operations
which men in this transitorie life feel of it, so wonderfull, as to have
thereby concluded this divinitie, and fore-past eternitie, and the immortalitie
to come:
Nam si tantopere est animi mutata potestas,
Omnis ut actarum excident retinentia rerum,
Non ut opinor ea ab letho jam longior errat./1
If of our minde the Power he so much altered,
As of things done all hold, all memorie is fled,
Then (as I guesse) it is not far from being dead.
Moreover, it is here with us, and no where else,
that the soules powers and effects are to be considered; all the rest of
her perfections are vaine and unprofitable unto her: it is by her present
condition that all her immortalitie must be rewarded and paid, and she
is only accomptable for the life of man: it were injustice to have abridged
her of her meanes and faculties, and to have disarmed her against the time
of her captivitie and prison, for her weaknesse and sicknesse, of the time
and season where she had hectic forced and compelled to draw the judgement
and condemnation of infinite and endlesse continuance, and to relye upon
the consideration of so short a time, which is peradventure of one or two
houres, or, if the worst happen, of an age (which have no more proportion
with infinitie than a moment definitively to appoint and establish of all
her being by that instant of space. It were an impious disproportion
to wrest an eternall reward in consequence of so short a life. Plato,
to save himselfe from this
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inconvenience, would have future payments limited to a hundred yeares
continuance, relatively unto a humane continuance: and many of ours have
given them temporall limits. By this they judged that her generation
followed the common condition of humane things: as also her life, by the
opinion of Epicurus and Democritus, which hath most been received; following
these goodly apparences. That her birth was seene when the body was
capable of her; her vertue and strength was perceived as the corporall
encreased; in her infancie might her weaknesse he discerned, and in time
her vigor and ripenesse, then her decay and age, and in the end her decrepitude.
------ gigni pariter cum corpore,
et una
Crescere sentimus, pariterque senescere mentem./1
The minde is with the body bred, we doe behold,
It jointly growes with it, with it it waxeth old.
They perceived her to be capable of diverse passions, and agitated by many
languishing and painfull motions, wherethrough she fell into wearinesse
and griefe, capable of alteration and change of joy, stupefaction, and
languishment, subject to her infirmities, diseases, and offences, even
as the stomacke or the foot;
------mentem sanari, corpus
ut aegrum
Cernimus, et flecti medicine posse videmus:/2
We see as bodies sicke are cur'd, so is the minde,
We see, how Physicke can it each way turne and winde,
dazled and troubled by the force of wine; removed from her seat by the
vapors of a burning feaver; drowzie and sleepy by the application of some
medicaments, and rouzed up againe by the vertue of some others.
------corpoream naturam animi
esse necesse est,
Corporeis quoniam telis ictuque laborat./3
The nature of the minde must needs corporeall bee,
For with corporeall darts and strokes it's griev'd we see.
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She was seene to dismay and confound all her faculties by the only biting
of a sicke dog, and to containe no great constancie of discourse, no sufficiencie,
no vertue, no philosophicall resolution, no contention of her forces that
might exempt her from the subjection of these accidents: the spittle or
slavering of a mastive dog shed upon Socrates his hands, to trouble all
his wisdome, to distemper his great and regular imagination, and so to
vanquish and annull them that no signe or shew of his former knowledge
was left in him:
----- vis animai
Conturbatur, et divisa seorsum
Disjectatur eodem illo distracta veneno./1
The soules force is disturbed, separated,
Distraught by that same poison, alienated.
And the said venome to finde no more resistance
in his soule than in that of a childe of foure yeares old, a venome able
to make all Philosophy (were she incarnate) become furious and mad: so
that Cato, who scorned both death and fortune, could not abide the sight
of a looking glasse or of water; overcome with horrour, and quelled with
amazement, if by the contagion of a mad dog he had fallen into that sicknesse
which physitians call hydrophobia, or feare of waters.
----- vis morbi distracta per artus
Turbat aqens animam, spumantes aequore salso
Ventorum ut validis fervescunt viribus undae./2
The force of the disease disperst through joints offends,
Driving the soule, as in salt Seas the wave ascends,
Foming by furious force which the wind raging lends.
Now, concerning this point. Philosophy hath
indeed armed man for the endurng' of all other accidents, whether with
patience, or if it be overcostly to be found, with an infallible defeat
in conveying her selfe altogether from the sense: but they are meanes which
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serve a soule that is her owne, and in her proper force capable of discourse
and deliberation: not serving to this inconvenience wherewith a Philosopher,
a soule becommeth the soule of a foole, troubled, vanquished and lost.
Which divers occasions may produce, as in an over-violent agitation, which
by some vehement passion the soule may beget in her selfe: or a hurt in
some part of the body, or an exhalation from the stomacke, casting as into
some astonishment, dazling, or giddinesse of the head:
------morbis in corporis avius
errat
Saepe animus, dementit enim, delirague fatur,
Interdumque gravi -Lethargo fertur in altum
AEternumque soporem, oculis nutuque cadenti./1
The mind in bodies sicknesse often wandring strayes;
For it enraged raves, and idle talk outbrayes;
Brought by sharpe Lethargy sometime to more than deepe,
While eyes and eye-lids fall into eternall sleepe.
Philosophers have, in mine opinion, but slightly
harpt upon this string, no more than other of like consequence. They
have ever this dilemma in their mouth to comfort our mortall condition:
'The soule is either mortall or immortall: if mortall, she shall be without
paine: if immortall, she shall mend. They never touch the other branch:
what if she empaire and be worse? and leave the menaces of future paines
to Poets. But thereby they deal themselves a good game. These
are two omissions which in their discourses doe often offer themselves
unto me. I come to the first againe: the soule loseth the use of
that Stoicall chiefe felicitie, so constant and so firme. Our goodly
wisdome must necessarily in this place yeelde her selfe and quit her weapons.
As for other matters, they also considered by the vanitie of mans reason,
that the admixture and societie of two so different parts as is the mortall
and the immortall is unimaginable:
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Quippe etenim mortale aeterno jungere, et una
Consentire putare, et fungi mutua posse,
Desipere est. Quid enim diversius esse putandum est,
Aut magis inter se disjuncture discrepitansque,
Quam mortale quod est, immortali atque perenni
Iunctum in concilio saevas tolerare procellas?/1
For what immortall is, mortall to joyne unto,
And thinke they caN agree, and mutual duties doe,
Is to be foolish: for what thinke we stranger is,
More disagreenble or more disjoyn'd than this,
That mortall with immortall endlesse joyn'd in union,
Can most outrageous stormes endure in their communion?
Moreover they felt their soule to be engaged in death as well as the body.
------ simul aevo fessa fatiscit,/2
It faints in one,
Wearied as age is gone.
Which thing (according to Zeno) the image of sleep
doth manifestly show unto us. For he esteemeth that it is a fainting
and declination of the soule as well as of the body: Contrahi animum,
et quasi labi putat atque decidere:/3 'He thinks the minde is
contracted, and doth as it were slide and fall downe.' And that (which
is perceived in some) its force and vigor maintaineth it selfe even in
the end of life, they referred and imputed the same to the diversitie of
diseases, as men are seene in that extremitie to maintaine some one sense
and some another, some their hearing and some their smelling, without any
alteration; and there is no weaknesse or decay seene so universall but
some entire and vigorous parts will remaine.
Non alio pacto quam si pes cum dolet aegri,
In nullo caput interea sit forte dolore./4
No otherwise than if, when sick-mans foote doth ake,
Meane time perhaps his head no fellow-feeling take.
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Our judgements sight referreth it selfe unto
truth, as doth the owles eyes unto the shining of the sunne, as saith Aristotle.
How should we better convince him than by so grosse blindnesse in so apparent
a light? For the contrarie opinion of the soules immortalitie, which
Cicero saith to have first beene brought in (at least by the testimonie
of books) by Pherecydes Syrius in the time of King Tullus (others ascribe
the invention thereof to Thales, and other to others) it is the part of
humane knowledge treated most sparingly and with more doubt. The
most constant Dogmatists (namely in this point) are enforced to cast themselves
under the shelter of the Academikes wings. No man knowes what Aristotle
hath established upon this subject no more than all the ancients in generall,
who handle the same with a very wavering beliefe: Rem gratissimam
promittentium magis quam probantium: 'Who rather promise than approve a
thing most acceptable. He hath hidden himself under the clouds of intricat
and ambiguous words and unintelligible senses, and hath left his Sectaries
as much cause to dispute upon his judgement as upon the matter. Two
things made this his opinion plausible to them: the one, that without the
immortality of soules there should no meanes be left to ground or settle
the vaine hopes of glory+;
a consideration of wonderfull credit in the world: the other (as Plato
saith) that it is a most profitable impression, that vices, when they steal
away from out the sight and knowledge of humane justice, remaine ever as
a blancke before divine justice, which even after the death of the guilty
will severely pursue them. Man is ever possessed with an extreme
desire to prolong his being, and hath to the uttermost of his skill provided
for it. Toombs and Monuments are for the preservation of his body,
and glorie+ for the continuance of his name.
He hath employed all his wit to frame him selfe anew (as impatient of his
fortune) and to underprop or uphold himselfe by his inventions. The
soule by reason of her trouble and imbecility, as unable to
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subsist of her selfe, is ever and in all places questing and searching
comforts, hopes, foundations and forraine circumstances, on which she may
take hold and settle herselfe. And how light and fantasticall soever
his invention doth frame them unto him, he notwithstanding relieth more
surely upon them and more willingly than upon himself: But it is
a wonder to see how the most obstinat in this so just and manifest perswasion
of our spirits immortalitie have found themselves short and unable to establish
the same by their humane forces. Somnia sunt non docentis sed optantis:
'These are dreames not of one that teacheth, but wisheth what he would
have:' said an ancient Writer. Man may by his owne testimonie know
that the truth he alone discovereth, the same he oweth unto fortune and
chance, since even when she is falne into his hands, he wanteth wherwith
to lay hold on her and keepe her; and that this reason hath not the power
to prevaile with it. All things produced by our owne discource and
sufficiencie, as well true as false, are subject to uncertaintie and disputation.
It is for the punishment of our temeritie and instruction of our miserie
and incapacitie, that God caused the trouble, downefall and confusion of
Babels Tower. Whatsoever we attempt without his assistance, whatever
we see without the lampe of his grace, is but vanity and folly: With
our weaknes we corrupt and adulterate the very essence of truth (which
is uniforme and constant when fortune giveth us the possession of it.
What course soever man taketh of himself, it is Gods permission that he
ever commeth to that confusion whose image he so lively representeth unto
us by the just punishment, wherewith he framed the presumptuous overweening
of Nembroth, and brought to nothing the frivolous enterprises of the building
of his high-towring Pvramis or Heaven-menacing tower. Perdam sapientiam
sapientium et prudentiam prudentium reprobabo:/1 'I will destroy
the wisdome of the wise, and reprove the providence of them that are most
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prudent.' The diversitie of tongues and languages wherewith he disturbed
that worke and overthrew that proudly-raisd Pile; what else is it but this
infinit altercation and perpetual discordance of opinions and reasons which
accompanieth and entangleth the frivolous frame of mans learning, or vaine
building of human science? Which he doth most profitably. Who
might containe us, had we but one graine of knowledge? This Saint
hath done me much pleasure:
Ipsa Veritatis occultatio, aut humilitatis
exercitatio est, out elationis attritio:/1 'The very concealing
of the profit is either an exercise of humilitie or a beating downe of
arrogancie.' Unto what point of presumption and insolencie do we not carry
our blindnesse and foolishnesse? But to returne to my purpose: Verily
there was great reason that we should be beholding to God alone,{Antonio+}
and to the benefit of his grace, for the truth of so noble a beliefe, since
from his liberalitie alone we receive the fruit of immortalitie, which
consisteth in enjoying of eternall blessednesse. Let us ingenuously
confesse that only God and Faith hath told it us: for it is no lesson of
Nature, nor comming from our reason. And he that shall both within
and without narrowly sift and curiously sound his being and his forces
without this divine privilege, he that shall view and consider man without
flattering him, shall nor finde nor see either efficacie or facultie in
him that tasteth of any other thing but death and earth. The more
we give, the more we owe:{grace+} and the
more we yeeld unto God, the more Christian- like doe we. That which the
Stoike Philosopher said he held by the casuall consent of the peoples voice,
had it not beene better he had held it of God? {Antonio+}
Cum
de animorum aeternitate disserimus, non leue momentum apud nos habet Consensus
hominum, aut timentium inferos aut colentium. Vtor hac publica persuasione:/2
'When we discourse of the immortalitie of soules, in my conceit the consent
of those men is of no small authoritie, who either feare or adore the infernall
powers.' This publike persuasion
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I make use of. Now the weaknes of human arguments on this subject
is very manifestly knowne by the fabulous circumstances they have added
unto the traine of this opinion, to finde out what condition this our immortalitie
was of. Let us omit the Stoickes. Usuram nobis largiuntur, tanquam
cornicibus: diu mansuros aiunt animos, semper, negant./1
'They grant us use of life, as is unto Ravens: they say our soules shall
long continue, but they deny they shall last ever. Who gives unto
soules a life beyond this but finite.' The most universall and received
fantasie, and which endureth to this day, hath beene that whereof Pythagoras
is made Author, not that he was the first inventor of it, but because it
received much force and credit by the authoritie of his approbation; which
is, that soules, at their departure from us did but pass and roule from
one to another body, from a Lyon to a Horse, from a Horse to a King, uncessantly
wandring up and downe from House to Mansion. And himselfe said that
he remembred to have been AEthalides, then Euphorbus, afterward Hermotimus,
at last from Pyrrhus to have passed into Pythagoras; having memorie of
himselfe the space of two hundred and six years: some added more, that
the same soules doe sometimes ascend up to heaven and come downe againe:
O Pater anne aliquas ad coelum hinc ire putandum est
Sublimes animas, interumque ad tarda reverti
Corpora? Quae lucis miseris tam dira cupido?/2
Must we thinke (Father) some soules hence doe go,
Raised to heav'n, thence turne to bodies slow?
Whence doth so dyre desire of light on wretches grow?
Origen makes them eternally to go and come from a good to a bad estate.
The opinion that Varro reporteth is, that in the revolution of foure hundred
and forty yeares they reconjoyned themselves unto their first bodies.
Chrysippus, that that must come to passe after a certaine space of time
unknowne and not limited. Plato (who saith that he holds this opinion
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of alteration to which the soule is prepared, having no wearines nor
rewards in the other world but temporall, as her life in this is but temporall,
concludeth in her a singular knowledge of the affaires of Heaven, of Hell,
and here below, where she hath passed, repassed, and sojourned in many
voyages, a matter in his remembrance. Beholde her progresse elsewhere:
he that hath lived well reconjoyneth himself unto that Star or Planet to
which he is assigned: who evill, passeth into a woman: and if then he amend
not himself, he trans-changeth himselfe into a beast of condition agreeing
to his vicious customes, and shall never see an end of his punishments
untill he returne to his naturall condition, and by virtue of reason he
have deprived himselfe of those grose, stupide, and elementarie qualities
that were in him. But I will not forget the objection which the Epicureans
make unto this transmigration from one body to another: which is very pleasant.
They demand what order there should be if the throng of the dying should
be greater than that of such as be borne. For the soules removed
from their abode would throng and strive together who should get the best
seat in this new case: and demand besides what they would pass their time
about, whilst they should stay untill any other mansion were made ready
for them: Or contrary-wise, if more creatures were borne than should dye,
they say bodies shall be in an ill taking, expecting the infusion of their
soule, and it would come to passe that some of them should dye before they
had ever been living.
Denique connubia ad veneris, partusque ferarunt,
Esse animas praesto deridiculum esse videtur,
Et spectare immortales mortalia membra
Innumero numero, certareque praeproperanter
Inter se, quae prima potissimaque insinuetur./1
Lastly, ridiculous it is, soules should be prest
To Venus meetings, and begetting of a beast:
That they to mortall lims immortall be addrest
In number numberlesse, and over-hasty strive,
Which of them first and chiefe should get in there to live.
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Others have staid the soule in the deceased bodies, therewith to animate
serpents, wormes, and other beasts, which are said to engender from the
corruption of our members, yea, and from our ashes: others divide it in
two parts, one mortall, another immortall: others make it corporeall, and
yet notwithstanding immortall: others make it immortall, without any science
or knowledge. Nay, there are some of ours who have deemed that of
condemned mens souls divels were made: as Plutarke+
thinks, that Gods are made of those soules which are saved: for there be
few things that this author doth more resolutely averre then this; holding
every where else an ambiguous and doubtfull kind of speech. It is
to be imagined and firmlie believed (saith he) that the soules of men,
vertuous both according unto nature and divine justice, become of Men,
Saints, and of Saints, Demi-Gods, and after they are once perfectly, as
in sacrifices of purgation, cleansed and purified {Dante+}
being delivered from all possibility and mortalitie, become, of Demi-Gods
(not by any civill ordinance, but in good truth, and according to manifest
reason) perfect and very very Gods; receiving a most blessed and thrice
glorious end. But whosoever shall see him who is notwithstanding
one of the most sparing and moderate of that faction, so undantedly to
skirmish, and will beare him relate his wonders upon this subject, him
I refer to his discourse of the Moone, and of Socrates his Daemon; where
as evidently as in any other place, may be averred that the mysteries of
Philosophy have many strange conceits, common with those of Poesie; mans
understanding losing it selfe once goes about to sound and controule all
things to the utmost ende; as, tired and troubled by a long and wearisome
course of our life, we returne to a kind of doting childhood. Note
here the goodly and certaine instructions which concerning our soules-subject
we drawe from humane knowledge. There is no lesse rashnesse in that
which shee teacheth us touching our corporall parts. Let us make
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we lose our selves in this troublesome and vaste Ocean of Physicall
errours. Let us know whether they agree but in this one, that is
to say, of what matter men are derived and produced one from another.
For, touching their first production, it is no marvell if in a thing so
high and so ancient mans wit is troubled and confounded. Archelaus,
the Physitian, to whom (as Aristoxenus affirmeth) Socrates was disciple
and Minion, assevered that both men and beasts had beene made of milkie
slime or mudde, expressed by the heate of the earth. Pythagoras saith
that our seed is the scumme or froth of our best blood: Plato, the
distilling of the marrow in the back-bone, which he argueth thus because
that place feeleth first the wearinesse which followeth the generative
businesse. Alcmaeon, a part of the braine substance, which to prove
he saith their eyes are ever most troubled that over-intemperately addict
themselves to that exercise. Democritus, a substance extracted from
all parts of this corporall Masse. Epicurus, extracted from the last
soule and the body. Aristotle, an excrement drawne from the nourishment
of the blood, the last scattereth it selfe in our severall members; others,
blood, concocted and digested by the heate of the genitories, which they
judge because in the extreme, earnest, and forced labours, many shed drops
of pure blood; wherein some appearance seemeth to be, if from so infinit
a confusion any likelihood may be drawne. But to bring this seed
to effect, how many contrary opinions make they of it? Aristotle
and Democritus hold that women have no sperme, that it is but a sweate,
which by reason of the pleasure and frication they cast forth, and availeth
nothing in generation. Galen and his adherents
contrariwise, affirme that there can be no generation except two seeds
meete together. Behold the Physitians, the Philosophers, the Lawyers,
and the Divines pell-mell together by the eares with our women about the
question and disputation how long women beare their fruite in their wombe.
And as for me, by mine owne example, I
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take their part that maintaine a woman may go eleven months with childe.
The worlde is framed of this experience, there is no meane woman so simple
that cannot give her censure upon all these contestations, although we
could not agree. This is sufficient to verifie that in the corporall
part man is no more instructed of himselfe than in the spirituall.
We have proposed himselfe to himselfe, and his reason to reason, to see
what shee shall tell us of it. Mee thinkes I have sufficiently declared
how little understanding shee hath of herselfe. And hee who hath
no understanding of himselfe, what can he have understanding of? Quasi
vero mensuram ullius rei possit agere qui sui nesciat: 'As though he
could take measure of any thing that knowes not his owne measure'.
Truely Protagoras told us prettie tales, when hee makes a man the measure
of all things, who never knew so much as his owne. If it be not hee,
his dignitie will never suffer any other creature to have this advantage
over him. Now he being so contrary in himselfe, and one judgement
so uncessantly subverting another, this favorable proposition was but a
jest, which induced us necessarily to conclude the nullity of the Compasse
and the Compasser. When Thales judgeth the knowledge of man very
hard unto man, he teacheth him the knowledge of all other things to be
impossible unto him. You for whom I have taken the paines to enlarge
so long a worke (against my custome) will not shun to maintaine your Sebond
with the ordinary forme of arguing, whereof you are daily instructed, and
will therein exercise both your minde and study; for this last trick of
sense must not be employed but as an extreme remedy. It is a desperate
thrust, gainst which you must forsake your weapons, to force your adversary
to renounce his, and a secret slight, which must seldome and very sparingly
be put in practice. It is a great fond hardnesse to lose our selfe
for the losse of another. A man must not be willing to die to
revenge+ himselfe, as Gobrias was: who being close by the eares
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with a Lord of Persia, Darius chanced to come in with his sword in his
hand, and fearing to strike for feare he should hurt Gobrias, he called
unto him, and bade him smite boldly, although he should smite through both./1
I have heard armes and conditions of single combates being desperate, and
in which he that offered them put not himselfe and his enemie in danger
of an end inevitable to both, reproved as unjust, and condemned as unlawfull.
The Portugais took once certaine Turkes prisoners in the Indian Seas, who,
impatient of their capacity, resolved with themselves (and their resolution
succeeded) by rubbing of Ship- nailes one against another, and causing
sparkes of fire to fall amongst the barrels of powder (which lay not far
from them) with intent to consume both themselves, their masters, and the
ship. We but touch at the skirts, and glance at the last closings
of the Sciences, wherein extremity, as well as in vertue, is vicious.
Keepe your selves in the common path, it is not good to be so subtil and
so curious.{PlainDealer+}
Remember what the Italian proverbe saith,
Chi troppo assottiglia, si scavezza./2
Who makes himselfe too fine,
Doth break himselfe in fine.
I perswade you, in your opinions and discourses,
as much as in your customes, and in every other thing to use moderation
and temperance, and avoide all newfangled inventions and strangenesse.
All extravagant waies displease me. You, who by the authoritie and
preheminence which your greatnesse hath laied upon you, and more by the
advantages which the qualities that are most your owne, bestow on you,
may with a nod command whom you please, should have laied this charge upon
some one that had made profession of learning, who might otherwise have
disposed and enriched this fantasie. Notwithstanding here you have
enoughto supply your wants of it. Epicurus said of the lawes that
the worst were so necessary unto us, that without them men would
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enterdevour one another. And Plato verifieth that without lawes
we should live like beasts. {Yahoo+}
Our spirit is a vagabond, a dangerous and fond-hardy implement; it is very
harde to joyne order and measure to it. In my time, such as have
any rare excellency above others, or extraordinary vivacity, we see them
almost all so lavish and unbridled in licence of opinions and manners,
as it may be counted a wonder to find any one settled and sociable. There
is great reason why the spirit of man should be so strictly embarred. In
his study, as in all things else, he must have his steps numbered and ordered.
The limits of his pursuite must be cut out by art. He is bridled
and fettered with and by religions, lawes, customes, knowledge, precepts,
paines, and recompences, both mortall and immortall; {Kurtz+}
yet we see him, by meanes of his volubility and dissolution, escape all
these bonds. It is a vaine body that hath no way about him to be seized
on or cut off: a diverse and deformed body, on which neither knot nor hold
may be fastened.{Yahoo+}
Verily there are few soules so orderly, so constante and so well borne
as may be trusted with their owne conduct, and may not with moderation,
and without rashnes, faile in the liberty of their judgements beyond common
opinions. It is more expedient to give some body the charge and tuition
of them. The spirit is an outrageous glaive, yea even to his owne
possessor, except he have the grace very orderly and discreetly to arme
himselfe therewith. And there is no beast to whom one may more justly apply
a blinding bord, to keepe her sight in and force her to her footing, and
keepe from straying here and there, without the tracke which use and lawes
trace her out. {Kurtz+} Therefore shall
it be better for you to close and bound your selves in the accustomed path,
however it be, than to take your flight to this unbridled licence.
But if any one of these new doctors shall undertake to play the wise or
ingenious before you, at the charge of his and your health: to rid you
out of this dangerous plague, which daily more and more spreds it selfe
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let, that the contagion of this venome shall neither offend you nor
your assistance. The liberty then, and the jollity of their ancient
spirits brought forth many different Sects of opinions, in Philosophy and
humane Sciences: every one undertaking to judge and chuse, so he might
raise a faction. But now that men walke all one way: Qui certis
quibusdam destinatisque sententiis addicti et consecrate sunt, ut etiam
quae non probant, cogantur defendere:/1 'Who are addicted and
consecrated to certaine set and fore-decreed opinions, so as they are enforced
to maintaine those things which they prove or approve not:' And that wee
receive Arts by civill authority and appointment: so that Schooles have
but one patterne, alike circumscribed discipline and institution; no man
regardeth more what coines weigh and are worth; but every man in his turne
receiveth them according to the value that common approbation and succession
allotteth them: Men dispute no longer of the alloy, but of the use.
So are all things spent and vented like. Physike is received as Geometry:
and jugling tricks, encjantments, bonds, the commerce of deceased spirits,
prognostications, domifications, yea even this ridiculous wit and wealth-consuming
pursuite of the Philosophers stone, all is emploied and uttered without
contradiction. It sufficeth to know that Mars his place lodgeth in
the middle of the hands triangle; that of Venus in the thumme; and Mercuries
in the little finger: and when the table-line cutteth the fore- finger's
rising, it is a signe of cruelty: when it falleth under the middle finger,
and that the naturall median-line makes an angle with the vitall, under
the same side, it is a signe of a miserable death: and when a womans naturall
line is open, and closes not its angle with the vitall, it evidenty denotes
that she will not be very chast. I call your selfe to witnesse, if
with this Science onely, a man may not passe with reputation and favour
among all companies. Theophrastus was wont to say that mans knowledge,
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a certaine measure, but being come to the extream and first causes,
it must necessarily stay, and be blunted or abated, either by reason of
its weaknesse or of the things difficulty. It is an indifferent and
pleasing kind of opinion to thinke that our sufficiency may bring us to
the knowledge of some things, and hath certaine measures of power beyond
which it's temerity to employ it. This opinion is plausible and brought
in by way of composition: but it is hard to give our spirit any limits,
being very curious and greedy, and not tied to stay rather at a thousand
then at fifty spaces. Having found by experience that if one had
mist to attaine unto some one thing, another hath come unto it, and that
which one age never knew, the age succeeding hath found out: and that Sciences
and Arts are not cast in a mold, but rather by little and little formed
and shaped by often handling and polishing them over: even as beares fashion
their yong whelps by often licking them: what my strength cannot discover,
I cease not to sound and try: and in handling and kneading this new matter,
and with removing and chasing it, I open some faculty for him that shall
follow me, that with more ease he may enjoy the same, and make it more
facile, more supple and more pliable:
-----vt hymettia sole
Cera remollescit, tractataque pollice, multas
Vertitur in facies, ipsoque fit vtilis vsu./1
As the best Bees wax melteth by the Sun,
And handling, into many formes doth run,
And is made aptly fit
For use by using it.
As much will the second do for the third, which
is a cause that difficulty doth not make me despaire, much lesse my unability:
for it is but mine owne. Man is as well capable of all things as
of some. And if (as Theophrastus saith) he avow the ignorance of the first
causes and beginnings, let him boldly quit all the rest of his knowledge.
If his foundation faile him, his
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discourse is overthrowne. The dispute hath no other scope, and
to enquire no other end but the principles: If this end stay not
his course, he casteth himself into an infinite irresolution. Non
potest aliud alio magis minusque comprehendi, quoiam omnium reram vna est
definitio comprehendendi: 'One thing can neither more nor lesse be comprehended
than another, since of all things there is one definition of comprehending.
Now it is likely that if the soule knew any thing, shee first know her
selfe: and if she knew any without and besides her selfe, it must be her
vaile and body before any thing else. If even at this day the Gods
of Physicke are seene to wrangle about our Anatomie,
Mulciber in Troiam, pro Troia stabat Apollo,/1
Apollo stood for Troy,
Vulcan Troy to destroy,
when shall we expect that they will be agreed? We are neerer unto
our selves, then is whitenesse unto snow or weight unto a stone.
If man know not himselfe, how can hee know his functions and forces?
It is not by fortune that some true notice doth not lodge with us but by
hazard. And forasmuch as by the same way, fashion and conduct, errours
are received into our soule, she hath not wherewithall to distinguish them,
nor whereby to chose the truth from falshood. The Academikes received
some inclination of judgment and found it over raw, to say, it was no more
likely snow should be white then blacke, and that wee should be no more
assured of the moving of a stone, which goeth from our hand, then of that
of the eighth Spheare. And to avoid this difficultie and strangenesse,
which in truth cannot but hardly lodge in our imagination, howbeit they
establish that we were no way capable of knowledge, and that truth is engulfed
in the deepest Abysses, where mans sight can no way enter; yet avowed they
some things to be more likely and possible then others, and receivd this
faculty in their judgement
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that they might rather incline to one apparence then to another.
They allowed her this propension, interdicting her all resolution.
The Pyrrhonians advise is more hardy, and therewithall more likely.
For this Academicall inclination, and this propension rather to one then
another proposition, what else is it then a recognition of some more apparant
truth, in this than in that? If our understanding be capable of the
forme, of the lineaments, of the behaviour and face of truth, it might
as well see it all compleat, as but halfe, growing and imperfect.
For this apparance of verisimilitude which makes them rather take the left
then the right hand, doe you augment it; this one ounce of likelihood,
which turnes the ballance, doe you multiply it by a hundred, nay by a thousand
ounces; it wil in the end come to passe that the ballance will absolutely
resolve and conclude one choice and perfect truth. But how doe they
suffer themselves to be made tractable by likelihood, if they know not
truth? How know they the semblance of that whereof they understand
not the essence? Either we are able to judge absolutely, or absolutely
we cannot. If our intellectuall and sensible faculties are without
ground or footing, if they but hull up and downe and drive with the wind,
for nothing suffer we our judgment to be carried away to any part of their
operation, what apparauce soever it seemeth to present us with. And
the surest and most happy situation of our understanding should be that,
where without any tottering or agitation it might maintaine it selfe setled,
upright and inflexible. Inter visa, vera, aut falsa, ad animi
assensum, nihil interest:/1
'There is no difference betwixt true and false visions concerning the
mindes assent.' That things lodge not in us in their proper forme
and essence, and make not their entrance into us of their owne power and
authority, we see it most evidently. For if it were so, we would
receive them all alike: wine should be such in a sicke mans mouth as in
a healthy mans. He whose fingers are chopt through cold, and stiffe
or benummed with
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frost, should find the same hardnesse in the wood or iron he might handle,
which another doth. Then strange subjects yeeld unto our mercy, and
lodge with us according to our pleasure. Now if on our part we receive
any thing without alteration, if mans holdfasts were capable and sufficiently
powerfull by our proper meanes to seize on truth, those meanes being common
to all; this truth would successively remove it selfe from one to another.
And of so many things as are in the world, at least one should be found,
that by an universall consent should be beleeved of all. But that
no proposition is seene, which is not controversied and debated amongst
us, or that may not be, declareth plainly that our judgment doth not absolutely
and clearly seize on that which it seizeth: for my judgment cannot make
my fellowes judgment to receive the same: which is a signe that I have
seized upon it by some other meane then by a naturall power in me or other
men. Leave we apart this infinite confusion of opinions, which is
seene amonge Philosophers themselves, and this universal and perpetuall
disputation, in and concerning the knowledge of things. For it is
most truly presupposed that men (I mean the wisest, the best borne, yea
and the most sufficient do never agree; no not so much that heaven is over
our heads. For they who doubt of all, doe also doubt of this: and
such as affirme that we cannot conceive any thing, say we have not conceived
whether heaven be over our heads; which two opinions are in number (without
any comparison) the most forcible. Besides this diversity and infinite
division, by reason of the trouble which our owne judgement layeth upon
our selves, and the uncertainty which every man findes in himselfe, it
may manifestly be perceived that this situation is very uncertaine and
unstaid. How diversely judge we of things? How often change we our
phantasies? What I hold and beleeve this day I beleeve and hold with
all my beleefe: all my implements, springs and motions, embrace and claspe
this opinion, and to the utmost of their power warrant the
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same: I could not possibly embrace any verity, nor with more assurance
keepe it, than I doe this. I am wholy and absolutely given to it:
but hath it not beene my fortune, not once, but a hundred, nay a thousand
times, nay daily, to have embraced some other thing with the very same
instruments and condition which upon better advise I have afterward judged
false? A man should, at the least become wise at his owne cost, and
learne by others harmes. If under this colour I have often found
my selfe deceived, if my Touch-stone be commonly found false and my ballance
un-even and unjust; what assurance may I more take of it at this time than
at others? Is it not folly in me to suffer my selfe so often to be
beguiled and couzened by one guide? Neverthelesse, let fortune remove
us five hundred times from our place, let her doe nothing but incessantly
empty and fill, as in a vessell, other and other opinions in our mind,
the present and last is alwaies supposed certaine and infallible.
For this must a man have goods, honour, life, state, health and all:
-----posterior res illa reperta
Perdit; et immutat sensus ad pristina guaeque./1
The latter thing destroies all found before;
And alters sense at all things lik'd of yore.
Whatsoever is told us, and what ever we learne,
we should ever remember: it is man that delivereth and man that receiveth:
it is a mortall hand that presents it, and a mortall hand that receives
it. Onely things which come to us from heaven have right and authority
of perswasion and markes of truth: which we neither see with our eyes nor
receive by our meanes: this sacred and great image would be of no force
in so wretched a Mansion except God prepare it to that use and purpose,
unlesse God by his particular grace and supernaturall favor reforme and
strengthen the same. Our fraile and defective condition ought at
least make us demeane our selves more moderately and more circumspectly
in our changes. We should remember that
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whatsoever we receive in our understanding we often receive false things,
and that it is by the same instruments which many times contradict and
deceive themselves. And no marvell if they contradict themselves,
being so easy to encline, and upon very slight occasions subject to waver
and turne. Certaine it is that our apprehension, our judgement, and
our soules faculties in generall, doe suffer according to the bodies motions
and alterations, which are continuall. Have we not our spirits more
vigilant, our memorie more ready, and our discourses more lively in time
of health then in sicknesse? Doth not joy and blithenesse make us receive
the subjects that present themselves unto our soule, with another kind
of countenance, then lowring vexation and drooping melancholy doth?
Doe you imagine that Catullus or Saphoes verses delight and please an old
covetous chuff-penny wretch as they do a lusty and vigorous yong man?
Cleomenes the sonne of Anaxandridas being sick, his friends reproved him,
saying he had new strange humors and unusuall phantasies: 'It is not unlikely,'
answered he, 'for I am not the man I was wont to be in the time of health;
but being other, so are my fantasies and my humors. In the rabble
case- canvasing of our plea-courts this byword, Gaudeat de bona fortuna:
'Let him joy in his good fortune" is much in use, and is spoken of criminall
offenders, who happen to meete with Judges in some milde temper or well-pleased
mood. For it is most certaine that in times of condemnation the Judges
doome or sentence is sometimes perceived to be more sharpen mercilesse
and forward, and at other times more tractable, facile, and enclined to
shadow or excuse an offence, according as he is well or ill pleased in
mind. A man that commeth out of his house troubled with the paine
of the goute, vexed with jealousy, or angry that his servant hath robbed
him, and whose mind is overcome with griefe, and plunged with vexation,
and distracted with anger, there is not question to be made but his judgement
is at that instant distempred, and much transported that way. That
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venerable senate of the Areopagites was wont to judge and sentence by
night, for feare the sight of the suters might corrupt justice. The
ayre it selfe, and the clearenes of the firmament, doth forbode us some
change and alteration of weather, as saith that Greek verse in Cicero:
Tales sunt hominum mentes, quali pater ipse
Iupiter auctifera lustravit lampade terras./1
Such are mens mindes, as with increasefull light
Our father Jove survaies the world in sight.
It is not onely fevers, drinkes and great accidents,
that over-whelme our judgement: the least things in the world will turne
it topsie-turvie. And although we feele it not, it is not to bee
doubted, if a continuall a ague may in the end suppresse our mind, a tertian
will also (according to her measure and proportion) breed some alteration
in it. If an Apoplexie doth altogether stupifie and extinguish the
sight of our understanding, it is not to be doubted but a cold and rheum
will likewise dazle the same. And by consequence, hardly shall a
man in all his life find one houre wherein our judgement may alwaies be
found in his right byase, our body being subject to so many continuall
alterations, and stuft with so divers sorts of ginnes and motions, that,
giving credit to Physitians, it is very hard to find one in perfect plight,
and that doth not alwaies mistake his marke and shute wide. As for
the rest, this disease is not so easily discovered, except it be altogether
extreame and remedilesse; forasmuch as reason marcheth ever crooked, halting
and broken-hipt; and with falshood as with truth; and therefore it is very
hard to discover her mistaking and disorder. I alwaies call reason
that apparance or shew of discourses which every man deviseth or forgeth
in himselfe: that reason, of whose condition there may be a hundred, one
contrary to another, about one selfe same subject: it is an instrument
of lead and wax, stretching, pliable, and that may be fitted to all byases
and squared to all
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measures: there remaines nothing but the skill and sufficiency to know
how to turne and winde the same. How well soever a Judge meaneth,
and what good mind so ever he beareth, if diligent care be not given unto
him (to which few ammuse themselves) his inclination unto friendship, unto
kindred, unto beauty, and unto revenge, and not onely matters of so weighty
consequence, but this innated and casual instinct which us to favour one
thing more than another, and encline to one man more than to another, and
which, without any leave or reason, giveth us the choice in two like subjects,
or some shadow of like vanity, may insensibly insinuate in his judgment
the commendation and applause, or disfavour and disallowance of a cause,
and give the ballance a twitch. I that nearest prie into my selfe,
and who have mine eyes uncessantly fixt upon me as one that hath not much
else to do else where,.
Quis sub Arcto
Rex gelidae metuatur orae,
Quid Tyridatem terreat unice
Securus,/1
Only secure, who in cold coast
Under theNorth-pole rules the rost,
And there is feare or what would fright,
And Tyridates put to flight,
dare very hardly report the vanity and weaknesse I feele in myselfe.
My foot is so staggering and unstable and I finde it so ready to trip and
so easie to stumble and my sight is so dimme and uncertaine that fasting
I find my selfe other than full fed. If my health applaud me, or
but the calmenesse of one faire day smile upon me, then am I a lusty gallant;
but if a corne wring my toe, then am I pouting, unpleasant and hard to
be pleased. One same pace of a horse is sometimes hard and sometimes easie
unto me; and one same way, one time short, another time long and wearisome;
and one same forme, now more, now lesse agreeable and pleasing to me: sometimes
I am apt to doe
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any thing, and other times fit to doe nothing: what now is pleasing
to me within a while after will be paineful. There are a thousand
indiscreet and casuall agitations in me. Either a melancholy humour
possesseth me, or a cholericke passion swaieth me, which having shaken
off, sometimes frowardilesse and peevishnesse hath predominancy, and other
times gladnes and blithnesse overrule me. If I chance to take a booke
in hand I shall in some passages perceive some excellent graces, and which
ever wound me to the soule with delight; but let me lay it by and read
him another time; let me turne and tosse him as I list, let me apply and
manage him as I will, I shall finde it an unknowne and shapelesse masse.
Even in my writings I shall not at all times finde the tracke or ayre of
my first imaginations; I wot not my selfe what I would have said, and shall
vexe and fret my selfe in correcting and giving a new sense to them, because
I have peradventure forgotten or lost the former, which happily was better.
I doe but come and goe; my judgement doth not alwaies goe forward, but
is ever floting and wandering.
----- velut minuta magno
Deprensa navis in mari, vesaniente vento./1
Much like a pettie skiffe, that's taken short
In a grand Sea, when winds doe make mad sport.
Many times (as commonly it is my hap to doe) having
for exercise and sport-sake undertaken to maintaine an opinion contrarie
to mine, my minde applying and turning it selfe that way doth so tie me
unto it, as I finde no more the reason of my former conceit, and so I leave
it. Where I encline, thereeI entertains my selfe howsoever it be,
and am carried away by mine owne weight. Every man could neer-hand
say as much of himselfe would he but looke into himselfe as I doe.
Preachers know that the emotion which surpriseth them whilst they are in
their earnest speech doth animate them towards belief, and that being
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angrie we more violently give our selves to defend our proposition,
emprint it in our selves, and embrace the same with more vehemencie and
approbation than we did being in our temperate and reposed sense.
You relate simply your case unto a Lawyer; he answers faltring and doubtfully
unto it, whereby you perceive it is indifferent unto him to defend either
this or that side, all is one to him. {lawyers+}
Have you paid him well, have you given him a good baite or fee to make
him earnestly apprehend it, beginnes he to be enterested in the matter,
is his will moved or his minde enflamed? Then will his reason be moved
and his knowledge enflamed with all. See then an apparent and undoubted
truth presents it self to his understanding, wherein he discovers a new
light, and believes it in good sooth, and so perswades himselfe.
Shall I tell you? I wot not whether the heate proceedingk of spight
and obstinacie against the impression and violence of a magistrate and
of danger: or the interest of reputation have induced some man to maintaine,
even in the fiery flames, the opinion for which amongst his friends and
at libertie he would never have beene moved nor have ventured his fingers
end. The motions and fits which our soule receiveth by corporall
passions doe greatly prevaile in her, but more her owne, with which it
is so fully possest, as happily it may be maintained she hath no other
or motion than by the blasts of her windes, and that without their agitation
she should remaine without action, as a ship at sea which the winds have
utterly forsaken.{Pope+}
And he who should maintaine that following the Peripatetike faction should
offer us no great wrong, since it is knowne that the greatest number of
the soules actions proceede and have neede of this impulsion of passion;
valor (say they) cannot be perfected without the assistance of choler.{anger+}
Semper Aiax fortis, fortissimus tamen in furore./1
Ajax every valor had,
Most then, when he was most mad.
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Nor doth any man run violently enough upon
the wicked, or his enemies, except he be throughly angrie; and they are
of opinion that an advocate or counsellor at the barre, to have the cause
goe on his side, and to have justice at the judges hands, doth first endevor
to provoke him to anger. Longing-desires moved Themistocles and urged
Demosthenes, and have provoked Philosophers to long travels, to tedious
watchings, and to lingring peregrinations and leads us to honours, to doctrine,
and to health: all profitable respects. And this demissenes of the
soule in suffering molestion and tediousness, serveth to no other purpose,
but to breed repentance and cause penitence in our consciences, and for
our punishment to feele the scourge of God and the rod of politike correction.
Compassion serveth as a sting unto clemencie, and wisdome to preserve and
governe our selves, is by our owne feare rouzed up; and how many noble
actions by ambition, how many by presumption. To conclude, no eminent
or glorious vertue can be without some immoderate and irregular agitation. {Pope+}
May not this be one of the reasons which moved the Epicureans to discharge
God of all care and thought of our affaires: forsomuch as the very effects
of his goodnesse cannot exercise themselves towards us without disturbing
his rest by meanes of the passions+ which
are as motives and solicitations directing the soule to vertuous actions?
Or have they thought otherwise, and take them as tempests which shamefully
lead astray the soule from her rest and tranquillitie? Vt maris tranquillita
intelligitur, nulla, ne minima quidem, aura fluctus, commovente:
Sic animi quietus et placatus status cernitur, quam perturbatio nulla est,
quw moveri queat:/1 'As we conceive the seas calmnesse, when
not so much as the least pirling wind doth stirre the waves, so is a peaceable
reposed state of the mind then seene when there is no perturbation whereby
it may be moved.' What differences of sense and reason, what contrarietie
of imaginations doth the diversitie of our passions present unto us?
What
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assurance may we then take of so unconstant and wavering a thing, subject
by its owne condition to the power of trouble, never marching but a forced
and borrowed pace? If our judgement be in the hands of sickenes itselfe
and of perturbation; if by rashnesse and folly it be retained to receive
the impression of things, what assurance may we expect at his hands?
Dares not Philosophie thinke that men produce their greatest effects, and
neerest approaching to divinity when they are besides themselves, furious,
and madde? We amend our selves by the privation of reason, and by
her drooping. The two naturall waies to enter the cabinet of the Gods,
and there to foresee the course of the destinies, are furie and sleepe.
This is very pleasing to be considered. By the dislocation that passions
bring into our reason, we become vertuous; by the extirpation which either
furie or the image of death bringeth us, we become Prophets and Divines.
I never beleeved it more willingly. It is a meere divine inspiration
that sacred truth hath inspired in a Philosophical spirit which against
his proposition exacteth from him; that the quiet state of our soule, the
best-settled estate, yea the healthfullesi that Philosophy can acquire
unto it, is not the best estate. Our vigilancie is more drouzie then
asleepe it selfe: our wisdome lesse wise then folly; our dreames of more
worth then our discourses. The worst place we can take is in ourselves.
But thinks it not that we have the foresight to marke, that the voice which
the spirit uttereth when he is gone from man so cleare sighted, so great,
and so perfect, and whilst he is in man so earthly, so ignorant, and so
overclouded, is a voice proceeding from the spirit which is in earthly,
ignorant, and overclouded man; and therefore a trustles and not to be-believed
voice? I have no great experience in these violent agitations, being
of a soft and dull complexion, the greatest part of which, without giving
it leisure to acknowledge her selfe, doe sodainely surprise our soule.
But that passion, which in young mens harts is saied to be produced by
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leasurely and with a measured progress, doth evidently present to those
that have assaid to oppose themselves against her endevour, the power of
the conversion and alteration which our judgement suffereth. I have
some times enterprised to arme my selfe with a resolution to abide, resist,
and suppresse the same. For I am so farre from being in their ranke
that call and allure vices, that unlesse they draw me I scarcely follow
them. I felt it mauger my resistance, to breed, to growe, and to augment;
and in the end, being in perfect health and cleare sighted, to seize upon
and pollute me; in such sort that as in drunkennes the image of things
began to appeare unto me otherwise then it was wont. I saw the advantages
of the subject I sought after evidently to swell and grow greater, and
much to encrease by the winde of my imagination; and the difficulties of
my enterprise to become more easie and plaine, and my discourse and conscience
to shrinke and draw backe. But that fire being evaporated all on
a sodaine, as by the flashing of a lightning, my soule to reassume an other
sight, an other state, and other judgement. The difficultie in my
retreate seemed great and invincible, and the very same things of another
taste and shew than the fervency of desire had presented them unto me.
And which more truly, Pyrrho cannot tell. We are never without some
infirmitie. Fevers have their heat and their cold: from the effects
of a burning passion, we fall into the effects of a chilling passion.
So much as I had cast my selfe forward, so much doe I draw my selfe backe.
Qualis ubi alterno procurrens gurgite pontus,
Nunc ruit ad terrar, scopilisque superjacit undam,
Spumeus, extremamque sinu prefundit arenam,
Nunc rapidus retro, atque aestu rvoluta resorbens
Saxa, fugit, littusque vado labente relinquit./1
As th' Ocean flowing, ebbing in due course,
To land now rushes, foming throws his fource
On rocks, therewith bedewes the utmost sand,
Now swift returns the stones rowld backe from strand
By tide resucks, foord failing, leaves the land.
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Now by the knowledge of my volubilitie, I have
by accident engendred some constancy of opinions in my selfe; yea have
not so much altered my first and naturall ones. For, what apparance
soever there be in novelty, I do not easily change for feare I should lose
by the bargaine: and since I am not capable to chuse, I take the choice
from others; and keepe my selfe in the seate that God hath placed me in.
Else could I hardly keepe my selfe from continuall rowling. Thus
have I by the Grace of God preserved my selfe whole (without agitation
or trouble of conscience) in the ancient beliefe of our religion, in the
middest of so many sects and divisions which our age hath brought forth.
The writings of the ancient fathers (I meane the good, the solide, and
the serious) doe tempt, and in a manner remove me which way they list.
Him that I heare seemeth ever the most forcible. I finde them everie
one in his turne to have reason, although they contrary one another.
That facility which good witts have to prove any thing they please likel;
and that there is nopthing so strange but that they will undertake to set
so good a gloss on it, as it shall easily deceive a simplicity like unto
mine, doth manifestly shew the weaknesse of their proofe. The heavens
and the planets have moved these three thousand yeares, and all the world
beleeved as much, untill Cleanthes the Samian, or else (according to Theophrastus)
Nicetas the Syracusian tooke upon him to maintaine, it was the earth that
moved, by the oblique circle of the Zodiake, turning about her axell tree.
And in our daies Copernicus hath so well grounded this doctrine, that hee
doth orderly fit it to all astrologicall consequences. What shall
we reape by it but only that wee neede not care which of the two it be?
And who knoweth whether a thousand yeares hence a third opinion will rise,
which happily shall overthrow these two precedents?
Sic volvenda aetas vommutat tempora rerum,
Quodque fuit pretio, fit nullo denique honore,
Porro aliud succedit, et contemptibus exit,
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Inque dies magis appetitur, floretque repertum Laudibus, et
miro est mortales inter honore./1
So age to be past-over alters times of things:
What earst was most esteem'd,
At last nought-worth is deem'd:
Another then succeeds, and from contempt upsprings,
Is daily more desir'd, flowreth as found but then
With praise and wondrous honor amongst mortall men.
So when any new doctrine is represented unto us,
we have great cause to suspect it, and to consider how, before it was invented,
the contrary unto it was in credit; and as that hath beene reversed by
this latter, a third invention may peradventure succeed in afterages, which
in like sort shall front the second. Before the principles which
Aristotle found out were in credit, other principles contented mans reason
as his doe now content us. What learning have these men, what particular
priviledge, that the course of our invention should rely only upon them,
and that the possession of our beliefe shall for ever hereafter belong
to them? They are no more exempted from being rejected than were
their fore-fathers. If any man urge me with a new argument, it is in me
to imagine that, if I cannot answere it, another can. For, to believe
all apparences which we cannot resolve, is meere
simplicitie+. It would then follow that all the common sort (whereof
we are all part) {diffident+} should
have his beliefe turning and winding like a weather-cocke: for, his soule
being soft and without resistance, should uncessantly be enforced to receive
new and admit other impressions: the latter ever defacing the precedents
trace. He that perceiveth himselfe weake, ought to answer, according
to law termes, that he will conferre with his learned counsel, or else
referre himselfe to the wisest, from whom he hath had his prentiseship.
How long is it since physicke came first into the world? It is reported
that a new start-up fellow, whom they call Paracelsus, changeth and subverteth
all the order of ancient and so long received rules, and maintaineth that
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bath only served to kill people. I thinke he will easily verify
it. But I suppose it were no great wisedome to hazard my life upon the
triall of his newfangled experience. 'We must not beleeve all men,' saith
the precept, since every man may say all things. It is not long since
that one of these professours of novelties and physical reformations told
me that all our forefathers had notoriously abused themselves in the nature
and motion of the winds, which, if I should listen unto him, he would manifestly
make me perceive. After I had with some patience given attendance
to his arguments, which were indeed full of likelyhood, I demanded of him
whether they which had sailed according to Theophrastus his lawes, went
westward when they bent their course eastward? Or whether they sailed
sideling or backward? 'It is fortune,' answered he, 'but so it is, they
tooke their marke amisse:' To whom I then replied that I would rather follow
the effects than his reason. They are things that often shock together:
and it hath beene told mee that in geometry (which supposeth to have gained
the high point of certainty amongst all sciences) there are found unavoidable
demonstrations, and which subvert the truth of all experience: as James
Peletier told me in mine owne house, that he had found out two lines bending
their course one towards another, as if they would meet and joyne together;
neverthelesse he affirmed that, even unto infinity, they could never come
to touch one another. And the Pyrrhonians use their arguments, and
reason but to destroy the apparance of experience: and it is a wonder to
see how far the supplenesse of our reason hath in this design followed
them to resist the evidence of effects: for they affirme that we move not,
that we speake not, that there is no weight, nor heat, with the same force
of arguing that we averre the most likeliest things. Ptolomey, who
was an excellent man, had established the bounds of the world; all ancient
philosophers have thought they had a perfect measure thereof, except it
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beene to Pyrrhonize a thousand yeares agoe, had any man gone about to
make a question of the art of cosmography: and the opinions that have beene
received thereof, of all men in generall: it had beene flat heresie to
avouch that there were Antipodes. See how in our age an infinite
greatnesse of firme land hath beene discovered, not an iland onely, nor
one particular country, but a part in greatnesse very neere equall unto
that which we knew. Our moderne geographers cease not to affirme
that now all is found, and all is discovered:
Nam quod adest praesto, placet, et pollere videtur,/1
For what is present here,
Seemes strong, is held most deare.
The question is now, if Ptolomey was heretofore deceived in the grounds
of his reason, whether it were not folly in me to trust what these late
fellowes say of it, and whether it be not more likely that this huge body
which we terme the world is another manner of thing than we judge it.
Plato saith that it often changeth his countenance, that the heaven, the
starres, and the sunne do sometimes re-enverse the motion we perceive in
them, changing the east into the west. The Aegyptian priests told
Herodotus that since their first king, which was eleaven thousand and odde
yeares (when they made him see the pictures of all their former kings,
drawne to the life in statues) the sun course had changed his course foure
times: that the sea and the earth doe enterchangeably change one into another;
that the worlds birth is undetermined: the like said Aristotle and Cicero.
And some one amongst us averreth that it is altogether eternall, mortal,
and new reviving againe, by many vicissitudes, calling Solomon and Esay
to witnesse: to avoid these oppositions, that God hath sometimes been a
Creator without a creature; that he hath beene idle; that he hath unsaid
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worke, and that by consequence he is subject unto change. In the
most famous schooles of Greece, the world is reputed a God framed by another
greater and mightier God, and is composed of a body and a soule, which
abideth in his centre, spreading it selfe by musicall numbers unto his
circumference, divine, thrice happy, very great, most wise and eternall.
In it are other Gods, as the sea, the earth, and planets, which with an
harmonious celestiall dance; sometime meeting, other times farre-sundering
themselves; now hiding, them shewing themselves; and changing place, now
forward, now backward. Heraclitus firmly mainitained that the world
was composed of fire, and by the destinies order it should one day burst
forth into flames, and be so consumed into cinders, and another day it
should be new borne againe. And Apuleius of men saith: Sigillatim
mortales; cunctim perpetui:/1 'Severally mortall; altogether
everlasting.' Alexander writ unto his mother the narration
of an AEgyptian priest, drawne from out their monuments, witnessing the
antiquitie of that nation, infinite; and comprehending the birth and progresse
of their countries to the life. Cicero and Diodorus said in their daies
that the Chaldeans kept a register of foure hundred thousand and odde yeares;
Aristotle, Plinie, and others, that Zoroaster lived sixe thousand yeares
before Plato. And Plato saith that those of the citty of Sais have
memories in writing of eight thousand yeares, and that the towne of Athens
was built a thousand yeares before the citty of Sais. Epicurus, that
at one same time all things that are looke how we see them, they are all
alike, and in the same fashion, in divers other Worlds, which he would
have spoken more confidently had he seene the similitudes and correspondencies
of this new-found world of the West Indiaes with ours, both present and
past, by so many strange examples. Truly, when I consider what hath followed
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terrestriall policies I have divers times wondered at my selfe, to see
in so great a distance of times and places, the simpathy or jumping of
so great a number of popular and wilde opinions, and of extravagant customes
and beliefes, and which by no meanes seeme to hold with our naturall discourse.
Man's spirit is a wonderfull worker of miracles. But this relation
hath yet a kind of I wot not what more Heteroclite: which is found both
in names and a thousand other things. For there were found Nations
which (as far as we know) bad never heard of us, where circumcision was
held in request; where great states and commonwealths were maintained onely
by women, and no men: where our fasts and Lent was represented, adding
thereunto the abstinence from women; where our crosses were severall waies
in great esteeme. In some places they adorned and honored their sepulchres
with them, and elsewhere especially that of Saint Andrew, they employed
to shield themselves from nightly visions, and to lay them upon childrens
couches, as good against enchantments and witchcrafts. In another
place they found one made of wood, of an exceeding height, worshipped for
the God of raine; which was thrust very deepe into the ground. There
was found a very expresse and lively image of our Penitentiaries: the use
of Miters, the Priestes single life; the Art of Divination by the entrailes
of sacrificed beasts; the abstinence from all sorts of flesh and fish for
their food; the order amongst Priests, in saying of their divine service,
to use a not vulgar but a particular tongue; and this erroneous and fond
conceipt, that the first God was expelled his throne by a younger brother
of his: that they were at first created with all commodities, which afterward,
by reason of their sinnes, were abridged them: that their territory hath
beene changed; that their naturall condition hath beene much impaired:
that they have heretofore beene drowned by the inundation of Waters come
from heaven; that none were saved but a few families, which cast themselves
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high Mountaines, which crackes they stoped very close, so that the Waters
could not enter in, having before shut therin many kinds of beasts: that
when they perceived the Raine to cease and Waters to fall, the first sent
out certaine doggs, which returned cleane-washt and wet, they judged that
the waters were not yet much falne; and that afterward sending out some
other, which seeing to returne all muddy and foule, they issued forth of
the mountaines, to repeople the world againe, which they found replenished
onely with Serpents. There were places found where they used the
perswasion of the day of judgement, so that they grew wondrous wroth and
offended with the Spaniards, who in digging and searching of riches in
their graves, scattered here and there the bones of there deceased friends,
saying that those dispersed bones could very hardly be reconjoyned againe.
They also found where they used traffic by exchange, and no otherwise;
and had Faires and Markets for that purpose; they found dwarfes, and such
other deformed creatures, used for the ornament of Princes tables: they
found the use of hawking and fowling according to the nature of their birdes:
tyrannical subsidies, and grievances upon subjects; delicate and pleasant
gardens; dancing, tumbling, leaping, and lugling, musicke of instruments,
armories, dicing-houses, tennisse-courts, and casting lottes, or mumne-chaunce,
wherein they are often so earnest and moody, that they will play themselves
and their liberty: using no other physicke but by charmes: the manner of
writing by figures: beleeving in one first man, universall father of all
people. The adoration of one God, who heretofore lived man in perfect Virginitie,
fasting, and penance, preaching the law of Nature, and the ceremonies of
religion; and who vanished out of the world without any naturall death:
The opinion of Giants; the use of drunkennesse, with their manner of drinkes
and drinking and pledging of, healths; religious ornaments painted over
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sprinckles, Women and servants which thrivingly presnt themselves to
be burned or enterred with their deceased husbands or masters: a law that
the eldest or first borne child shall succeed and inherit all: where nothing
at all is reserved for Punies, but obedience: a custome to the promotion
of certaine officers of great authority, and where he that is promoted
takes upon him a new name, and quiteth his owne: Where they used
to cast lime upon the knees of new borne children, saying unto him:
From dust then camest, and to dust then shalt returne againe: the Arts
of Augures or prediction. These vaine shadowes of our religion, which are
seene in some of these examples, witnesse the dignity and divinity thereof.
It hath not onely in some sort insinuated it selfe among all infidell Nations
on this side by some imitations, but amongst those barbarous Nations beyond,
as it were by a common and supernaturall inspiration: For amongst
them was also found the beliefe of Purgatory, but after a new forme: for,
what we ascribe unto fire, they impute unto cold, and imagine that soules
are both purged and punished by the vigor of an extreame coldnesse.
This example putteth me in mind of another pleasant diversity: For,
as there were some people found who tooke pleasure to unhood the end of
their yard, and to cut off the fore-skinne after the manner of the Mahometans
and Jewes, some there were found that made so great a conscience to unhood
it, that with little strings they caried their fore-skin very carefully
out-streched and fastened above, for feare that end should see the aire.
And of this other diversity also, that as we honour our Kings and celebrate
our Holy-daies with decking and trimming our selves with the best habilliments
we have; in some regions there, to shew all disparity and submission to
their King, their subjects present themselves unto him in their basest
and meanest apparrell; and entring unto his pallace they take some old
torne garment and put it over their other attire, to the end all the glory
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But let us goe on: if Nature enclose within
the limits of her ordinary progresse, as all other things, so the beliefes,
the judgments and the opinions of men; if they have their revolutions,
their seasons, their birth, and their death, even as cabbages: if heaven
doth move, agitate and rowle them at his pleasure, what powerfull and permanent
authority doe we ascribe unto them? If by uncontroled experience
we palpably touch, that the forme of our being depends of the aire, of
the climate, and of the soile wherein we are borne and not onely the hew,
the stature, the complexion and the countenance, but also the soules facilities:
Et plagae coeli non serum ad robor corporum, sed etiam animorum facit:
'The climate helpeth not onely for strength of body, but of minds,' saith
Vegetius: And that the Goddesse, foundresse of the Citie of Athens, chose
a temperature of a country to situate it in, that might make the men wise,
as the AEgyptian Priests taught Solon: Athenis tenue eoclum: ex quo
etiam acutiores putantur Attici: crassum Thebis: itague pingues Thebani,
et valentes:/1 'About Athens is a thin aire, whereby those Country-men
are esteemed the sharper witted: about Thebes the aire is grosse, and therefore
the Thebans were grosse and strong of constitution.' In such manner
that as fruits and beasts doe spring up diverse and different; so men are
borne either more or lesse warlike, martiall, just, temperate, and docile:
here subject to wine, there to theft and whoredome: here inclined to superstition,
addicted to misbehaving; here given to liberty; there to servitude; capable
of some one art or science; grosse-witted or ingenious: either obedient
or rebellious; good or bad, according as the inclination of the place beareth,
where they are seated; and being removed from one soile to another (as
plants are) they take a new complexion: which was the cause that Cirus
would never permit the Persians to leave their barren, rough, and craggie
Country, for to transport themselves into another, more gentle, more fertile,
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more plaine: saying, that 'fat and delicious countries make men wanton
and effeminate+; and fertile soiles yeeld
infertile spirits. If sometime wee see one art to flourish, or a
beliefe, and sometimes another, by some heavenly influence: some ages to
produce this or that nature, and so to encline mankind to this or that
base: mens spirits one while flourishing, another while barren, even as
fields are seene to be; what become of all those goodly prerogatives wherewith
we still flatter ourselves. Since a wise man may mistake himselfe;
yea, many men, and whole nations; and as wee say, mans nature either in
one thing or other, hath for many ages together mistaken her selfe.
What assurance have we that at any time she leaveth her mistaking, and
that she continueth not even at this day, in her error? Me thinkes amongst
other testimonies of our imbecilities, this one ought not to be forgotten,
that by wishing it selfe, man cannot yet finde out what he wanteth; that
not by enjoying or possession, but by imagination and full wishing, we
cannot all agree in one that we most stand in need of, and would best content
us. Let our imagination have free liberty to cut out and sew at her
pleasure, she cannot so much as desire what is fittest to please and content
her.
-----quid enim ratione timemus
Aut cupimus? quid tam dextro pede concipis, ut te
Conatus non paeniteat, votique peracti?/1
By reason what doe we feare, or desire?
With such dexteritie what doest aspire,
But thou eftsoones repentest it,
Though thy attempt and vow doe hit?
That is the reason why Socrates never requested
the gods to give him anything but what they knew to be good for him.
And the publike and private prayer of the Lacedemonians did meerely implie
that good and faire things might be granted them, remitting the election
and choise of them to the discretion of the highest power.
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Coniugium petimus partumque uxoris, at illis
Notum qui pueri, qualisque futura sit uxor./1
We wish a wife, wifes breeding: we would know,
What children; shall our wife be sheep or shrow.
And the Christian beseecheth God, that his will
may be done, least he should fall into that inconvenience which poets faine
of King Midas, who requested of the Gods that whatsoever he toucht might
be converted into gold: his praiers were heard, his wine was gold, his
bread gold, the feathers of his bed, his shirt, and his garments were turned
into gold, so that he found himselfe overwhelmed in the injoying of his
desire, and being enricht with an intolerable commoditie, he must now unpray
his prayers:
Attonitus novitate mali, divesque miserque,
Effugere optat opes, et quae modo voverat, odit/2
Wretched and rich, amaz'd at so strange ill,
His riches he would flie, hates his owns will.
Let me speake of my selfe; being very yong I besought fortune above all
ibings that she would make me a knight of the order of Saint Michael, which
in those daies was very rare, and the highest tipe of honour the French
nobilitie aymed at; she very kindly granted my request; I had it.
In lieu of raising and advancing me from my place for the attaining of
it, she hath much more graciously entreated me, she hath debased and depressed
it, even unto my shoulders and under. Cleobis and Biton, Trophonius
and Agamedes, the two first having besought the Goddesse, the two latter
their God, of some recompence worthy their pietie, received death for a
reward. So much are heavenly opinions different from ours, concerning what
we have need of. God might grant us riches, honours, long life and
health, but many times to our owne hurt. For, whatsoever is pleasing
to us, is not alwaies healthfull for us. If in lieu of former health
he send us death, or some worse sicknesse: Virga tua et baculus 1
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tuus ipsa me consolata sunt:/1 'Thy rod and thy staffe hath comforted
me.' He doth it by the reasons of his providence, which more certainly
considereth and regardeth what is meet for us then we ourselves can doe,
and we ought to take it in good part as from a most wise and thrice-friendly
hand.
----- si consilium vis,
Permittes ipsis expendere numinibus, quid
Conveniat nobis, rebusque sit vtile nostris:
Charior est illis homo quam sibi.2/
If you will counsell have, give the Gods leave
To weigh what is most meet we should receive,
And what for our estate most profit were:
To them, then to himselfe man is more deare.
For, to crave honours and charges of them, is to request them to cast you
in some battle, or play at hazard, or some such thing, whereof the event
is unknowen to you, and the fruit uncertaine. There is no combate
amongst philosophers so violent and sharpe as that which ariseth upon the
question of mans chiefe felicitie, from which (according to Varroe's calculation)
arose two hundred and foure score Sects. Qui autem de summo hono
dissentit, de tota Philosophiae ratione disputat: 'But he that disagrees
about the chiefest felicitie, cals in question the whole course of Philosophie.
Tres mihi convivae prope dissentire videntur,
Poscentes vario multit diversa palato.
Ouid dem? quid non dem? renuis tu quod iubet alter:
Quod petis, id sane est invisum acidumque duobus./3
Three guests of mine doe seeme allmost at ods to fall,
Whilest they with divers taste for divers things doe call:
What should I give? What not? You will not, what he will;
What you would, to them twaine is hatefull, sowre and ill.
Nature should thus answer their contestations
and debates. Some say our felicitie consisteth and is in vertue,
others in voluptuousnesse, others in yeelding unto Nature, some others
in learning, others in feeling no manner of paine or sorrow, others for
a man never
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to suffer himselfe to be carried away by appearances, and to this opinion
seemeth this other of ancient Pithagoras to incline,
Nil_admirari+, propre res
est una,
Numici, Solaque, quae possit facere et servare beatum,
Sir, nothing to admire, is th' only thing,
That may keepe happy, and to happy bring,
which is the end and scope of the Pyrrhonian Sect. Aristotle ascribeth
unto magnanimitie+,
to admire and wonder at nothing. And Archesilaus said that sufference
and an upright and inflexible state of judgement were true felicities;
whereas consents and applications were vices and evils. True it is,
that where he establisheth it for a certaine Axiome, he started from Pyrrhonisme.
When the Pyrrhonians say that ataraxy is the chiefe felicitie, which is
the immobilitie of judgement, their meaning is not to speake it affirmatively,
but the very wavering of their mind, which makes them to shun downefalls,
and to shrewd themselves under the shelter of calmenesse, presents this
phantasie unto them, and makes them refuse another. Oh how much doe
I desire that whilest I live, either some other learned men, or Iustus
Lipsius+, the most sufficient and learned man now living; of a most
polished and judicious wit, true Cosingermane to my Turnebus, had both
will, health, and leisure enough, sincerely and exactly, according to their
divisions and formes, to collect into one volume or register, as much as
by us might be seene, the opinions of ancient philosophy, concerning the
subject of our being and customes, their controversies the credit, and
partaking of factions and sides, the application of the authors and sectators
lives, to their precepts in memorable and exemplarie accidents. O
what a worthy and profitable labour would it be! Besides, if it be
from our selves that we draw the regiment of our customes, into what a
bottomles confusion doe we cast our selves? For what our reason perswades
us to be most likely for it, is
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generally for every man to obey the lawes of his country, as is the
advise of Socrates, inspired (saith be) by a divine perswasion. And
what else meaneth she thereby, but only that our devoire or duety hath
no other rule but casuall? Truth ought to have a like and universall
visage throughout the world. Law and justice, if man knew any, that
had a body and true essence, he would not fasten it to the condition of
this or that countries customes. It is not according to the Persians or
Indians fantazie that vertue should take her forme. Nothing is more
subject unto a continuall agitation then the laws. I have, since
I was borne, seene those of our neighbours, the English- men, changed and
re-changed three or foure times, not only in politike subjects, which is
that some will dispense of constancy, but in the most important subject
that possibly can be, that is to say, in religion: whereof I am so much
the more ashamed, because it is a nation with which my countriemen have
heretofore had so inward and familiar acquaintance, that even to this day
there remain in my house some ancient monuments of our former alliance.
Nay, I have seene amongst our selves some things become lawfull which erst
were deemed capitall: and we that hold some others, are likewise in possibilitie,
according to the uncertainty of warring
fortune+, one day or other, to be offenders against the Majestie
both of God and man, if our justice chance to fall under the mercy of justice;
and in the space of few yeares possession, taking a contrary essence.
How could that ancient God more evidently accuse, in humane knowledge,
the ignorance of divine essence, and teach men that their religion was
but a peece of their owne invention, fit to combine their societies then
in declaring, as he did, to those which sought the instruction of it, by
his sacred Tripos, that the true worshipping of God was that which he found
to be observed by the custome of the place where he lived? Oh God,
what bond or dutie is it that we owe not to our Soveragne Creators benignitie,
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those vagabonding and arbitrary devotions, and fixt it upon the eternall
base of his holy word? What will Philosophie then say to us in this
necessity? that we follow the lawes of our country, that is to say, this
waveing sea of a peoples or of a Princes opinions, which shall paint me
forth justice with as many c6oours, and reforme the same into as many visages
as there are changes and alterations of passions in them. I cannot
have my judgement so flexible. What goodnesse is that which but yesterday
I saw in credit and esteeme, and to morrow to have lost all reputation,
and that the crossing of a river is made a crime? What truth is that
which these Mountaines bound, and is a lie in the world beyond them?
But they are pleasant, when to allow the lawes some certaintie, they say
that there be some firme, perpetuall and immoveable; which they call naturall,
and by the condition of their proper essence, are imprinted in mankind:
of which some make three in number, some foure, some more, some lesse:
an evident token that it is a marke as doubtfull as the rest. Now
are they so unfortunate (for how can I terme that but misfortune, that
of so infinit a number of lawes there is not so much as one to be found
which the fortune or temeritie of chance hath graunted to be universally
received, and by the consent of unanimitie of all Nations to be admitted?)
they are (I say) so miserable that of these three or four choice-selected
lawes there is not one alone that is not impugned or disallowed, not by
one nation, but by many. Now is the generalitie of approbation the
onely likely ensigne by which they may argue some lawes to be naturall;
for what nature had indeed ordained us, that should we doubtlesse follow
with one common consent; and not one onely nation, but every man in particular
should have a feeling of the force and violece which he should urge him
with, that would incite him to contrarie and resist that law. Let
them all (for example sake) shew me but one of this condition. Protagoras
and Ariston gave the justice of the lawes no other essence, but the authority
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and honest lost their qualities, and remained but vaine and idle names
of indifferent things. Thrasymachus, in Plato, thinkes there is no
other right but the commoditie of the superior. There is nothing
wherein the world differeth so much as in customes and lawes. Some
things are here accompted abominable, which in another place are esteemed
commendable; as in Lacedemonia, the slight and subtlety in stealing marriages
in proximity of blood are amongst us forbidden as capitall, elsewhere they
are allowed and esteemed
-----gentes esse feruntur,
In quibus et nato genitrix, et nata parenti
Iungitur, et pietas geminato crescit amore./1
There are some people where the another weddeth Her sonne the
daughter her owne father beddeth, And so by doubling love, their kinduesse
spreddeth.
The murthering of children and of parents; the communication with women;
traffic of jobbing and stealing; free licence to all manner of sensuality;
to conclude, there is nothing so extreme and horrible, but is found to
be received and allowed by the custome of some nation. It is credible
that there be naturall lawes, as may be seene in other creatures, but in
us they are lost: this goodly humane reason engrafting it self among all
men, to sway and command, confounding and topsi-turving the visage of all
things according to her inconstant vanitie and vaine inconstancy.
Nihil itaque amplius nostrum est, quod nostrum dico, artis est: 'Therefore
nothing more is ours: all that I call ours belongs to art. Subjects
have divers lustres, and severall considerations, whence the diversity
of opinion is chiefly engendred. One nation vieweth a subject with
one visage, and thereon it staies; an other with an other. Nothing
can be imagined so horrible as for one to eate and devour his owne father.
Those people which anciently kept this custome hold it neverthelesse for
a testimonie of pietie and good affection: seeking by
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that meane to give their fathers the worthiest and most honourable sepulchre,
harboring their fathers bodies and reliques in themselves, and in their
marrow; in some sort reviving and regenerating them by the transmutation
made in their quicke flesh by digestion and nourishment. It is easie
to be considered what abomination and cruelty it had beene, in men accustomed
and trained in this inhumane superstition, to cast the carcases of their
parents into the corruption of the earth, as food for beasts and wormes.
Lycurgus wisely considereth in theft, the vivacitie, dilignce, courage,
and nimblenesse that is required in surprising or taking any thing from
ones neighbour, and the commoditie which thereby redoundeth to the common-
wealth, that every man heedeth more curiously the keeping of that which
is his owne, and judged that by this twofold institution to assaile and
to defend, much good was drawne for military discipline (which was the
principall Science and chiefe verue wherein he would enable that nation)
of greater respect and more consideration than was the disorder and injustice
of prevailing and taking other mens goods. Dionysius, the tyrant
offered Plato a robe made after the Persian fashion, long, damask, and
perfumed: but he refused the same, saying, 'That being borne a man, he
would not willingly put on a womans garment. But Aristippus tooke
it, with this answer, 'That no garment could corrupt a chaste mind.
His friends reproved his demissenesse in being so little offended, that
Dionysius had spitten in his face. 'Tut (said be) fishers suffer themselves
to be washed over head and eares to get a gudgion. Diogenes washing
of coleworts for his dinner, seeing him passe by, said unto him, 'If thou
couldest live with coleworts, thou wouldest not court and fawne upon a
tyrant;' to whom Aristippus replied, 'If thou couldest live among men,
thou wouldest not wash coleworts. See here how reason yeeldeth apparance
to divers effects. It is a pitcher with two eares, which a man may
take hold on, either by the right or left hand.
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----- bellunt o terra hospita portas,
Bello armantur equi, bellum haec armenta minantur: Sed tamen
iidem olim curru succedere sueti
Quadrupedes, et froena jugo concordia ferre,
Spes est pacis./1
O stranger-harbring land, thou bringst us warre;
Steeds serve for war;
These heards doe threaten jarre.
Yet horses erst were wont to draw our waines,
And harnest matches beare agreeing raines,
Hope is hereby that wee
In peace shall well agree.
Solon being importuned not to shed vaine and bootles
teares for the death of his sonne; 'Thats the reason (answered hee) I may
more justly shed them, because they are bootlesse and vaine. Socrates,
his wife, exasperated her griefe by this circumstance. 'Good Lord (said
she) how unjustly doe these bad judges put him to death. ' What! wouldest
thou rather they should execute me justly? replied he to her. It
is a fashion amongst us to have holes bored in our eares: the Greekes held
it for a badge of bondage. We hide our selves when we will enjoy
our wives: the Indians doe it in open view of all men. The Scithians
were wont to sacrifice strangers in their Temples, whereas in other places
Churches are Sanctuaries for them
Inde furor vulgi, quodnumina vicinorum
Odit quisque locus, cum solos credat habendos
Esse Deos quos ipse colit./2
The vulgar hereupon doth rage, because
Each place doth hate their neighbours soveraigne lawes,
And onely Gods doth deeme,
Those Gods, themselves esteeme.
I have heard it reported of a Judge who, when
he met with any sharp conflict betweene Bartolus and Baldus, or with any
case admitting contrarieties was wont to write in the margin of his book,
'A question for a friend,' which is to say, that the truth was so entangled
and disputable that in such a case he might
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favour which party he should thinke good. There was no want but
of spirit and sufficiency, if he set not every where through his books,
'A question for a friend. The Advocates and Judges of our time find
in all cases byases too-too-many to fit them where they think good.
To so infinite a science, depending on the authority of so many opinions,
and of so arbitrary a subject, it cannot be but that an exceeding confusion
of judgements must arise. There are very few processes so cleare but the
Lawiers advises upon them will be found to differ: What one company
hath judged another will adjudge the contrary, and the very same will another
time change opinion. Whereof we see ordinarie examples by this licence
which wonderfully blemisheth the authoritie and lustre of our law, never
to stay upon one sentence, but to run from one to another judge, to decide
one same case. Touching the libertie of Philosophicall opinions concerning
vice and vertue, it is a thing needing no great extension, and wherein
are found many advises which were better unspoken then published to weake
capacities. Arcesilaus was wont to say that in pailliardize it was
not worthy consideration, where, on what side, and how it was done.
Et obcaenas voluptates, si natura requirit, non genera, aut loco, aut ordine,
sed forma, aetate, figura metiendas Epicurus putat. Ne amores quidem
sanctos a sapiente atienos esse arbitrantur. Quaeramus ad quam usque,
aetatem iuvenes amandi sint: 'Obscene pleasures, if nature require them,
the Epicure esteemeth not to be measured by kind, place, or order: but
by forme, age, and fashion. Nor doth he thinke that holy loves should
be strange from a wise man. Let us then question to what years yong
folke may be beloved. These two last Stoicke places, and upon this
purpose, the reproch of Diogarchus to Plato himselfe, shew how many excessive
licences and out of common use soundest Philosophy doth tolerate.
Lawes take their authoritie from possession and custome. It is dangerous
to reduce them to their beginning: In rowling on they swell and grow
greater and greater, as doe
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our rivers: follow them upward into their source, and you shall find
them but a bubble of water, scarce to be discerned, which in gliding on
swelleth so proud and gathers so much strength. Behold the ancient
considerations which have given the first motion to this famous torrent,
so full of dignitie, of honour and reverence, you shall finde them so light
and weake that these men which will weigh all and complaine of reason,
and who receive nothing upon trust and authoritie, it is no wonder if their
judgments are often far distant from common judgement. Men that take
Natures first image for a patterne it is no marvaile if in most of their
opinions they miss the common- beaten path. As for example few amongst
them would have approved the false conditions of our marriages, and most
of them would have had women in community and without any private respect.
They refused our ceremonies: Chrysippus said that some Philosophers would
in open view of all men shew a dozen of tumbling-tricks, yea, without any
slops or breeches, for a dozen of olives. He would hardly have perswaded
Calisthenes to refuse his faire daughter Agarista to Hippoclides, because
he had seen him graft the forked tree in her upon a table. Metrocles
somewhat indiscreetly, as he was disputing in his Schole, in presence of
his auditory, let a fart, for shame whereof he afterwards kept his house
and could not be drawen abroad untill such time as Crates went to visit
him, who to his perswasions and reasons, adding the example of his liberty,
began to fart a vie with him and to remove this scruple from off his conscience;
and moreover won him to his Stoicall (the more free) Sect, from the Peripateticall
(and more civill) one, which the-therunto he had followed. That which
we call civilitie not to dare to doe that openly, which amongst us is both
awfull and honest, being done in secret, they termed folly: And to
play the wilie Foxe in concealing and disclaiming what nature, custome,
and our desire publish and proclaims of our actions, they deemed to be
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of Venus her mysteries to remove them from out the private vestry of
her temple, and expose them to the open view of the people. And that
to draw her sports from out the curtaines was to loose them. Shame
is matter of some consequence. Concealing, reservation and circumspection
are parts of estimation. That sensuality under the maske of Vertu
did very ingeniously procure not to be prostituted in the midst of highwaies,
not trodden upon and seen by the common sort, alledging the dignity and
commodity of her wonted Cabinets. Whereupon some say that to forbid
and remove the common brothel-houses is not only to spread whoredome every
where, which only was allotted to those places, but also to incite idle
and vagabond men to that vice by reason of the difficultie.
Maechus es Aufidiae qui vir Corvine fuisti,
Rivalis fuerat qui tuus, ille vir est.
Cur aliena placet tibi, qua, tua non placet uxor?
Nunquid securas non potes arrigere?/1
This experience is diversified by a thousand examples.
Nullus in vrbe fuit tota, qui tangere vellet
Uxorem gratis Caeciliane tuam,
Dum licuit: sed nunc positis custodibus, inqens
Turba fututorum est, ingeniosus homo es:./2
A Philosopher being taken with the deed, was demaunded what
he did, answered very mildly, 'I plant man,' blushing no more being found
so napping than if he had beene taken setting of Garlike. It is (as
I suppose) of a tender and respective opinion that a notable and religious
Author holds this action so necessarily-bound to secrecy and shame, that
in Cynike embracements and dalliances he coulidnot be perswaded that the
worke should come to her end; but rather that it lingred and staid only
to represent wanton gestures and lascivious motions, to maintaine the impudency
of their schooles profession: and that to powre forth what shame had forced
and bashfullnesse ---- - 1 MART. 1. iii. Epig. lxx. 2 Ib. 1. i.
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restrained, they had also afterward need to seeke some secret place.
He had not seene far enough into their licenciousnesse: for Diogenes in
sight of all, exercising his Masturbation, bred a longing desire in the
bystanders, that in such sort they might fill their bellies by rubbing
or clawing the same. To those that asked him why he sought for no
fitter place to feed in than in the open frequented highway he made answer,
'It is because I am hungry in the open frequented high-way. The Philosophers
Women, which medled with their Sects, did likewise in all places and without
any discretion medle with their bodies: And Crates had never received
Hipparchia into his fellowship but upon condition io follow all the customes
and fashions of his order. These Philosophers set an extreme rate
on vertue and rejected al other disciplins except the mortall; hence it
is that in all actions they ascribed the Soveraigne authority to the election
of their wise, yea, and above all lawes: and appointed no other restraint
unto voluptuousness, but the moderation and preservation of others liberty.
Heraclitus and Protagoras, forsomuch as wine seemeth bitter unto the sicke
and pleasing to the healthy; and an oare crooked in the water and straight
to them that see it above water, and such-like contrary apparances which
are found in some subjects; argued that all subjects had the causes of
these apparances in them, and that there was some kind of bitternes in
the wine which had a reference unto the sick mans taste; in the oare a
certain crooked qualitie, having relation to him that seeth it in the water.
And so of all things else. Which implieth, that all is in all things, and
by consequence nothing in any: for either nothing is, or all is.
This opinion put me in mind of the experience we have, that there is not
any one sense or visage, either straight or crooked, bitter or sweet, but
mans wit shall find in the writings which he undertaketh to runne over.
In the purest, most unspotted, and most absolutely perfect word that possibly
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have beene made to proceed from it? What heresie hath not found
testimonies and ground sufficient, both to undertake and to maintaine itself?
It is, therefore, that the Authors of such errors will never goe from this
proofe of the testimony of words interpretation. A man of worth going
about by authority to approve the search of the Philosophers stone (wherein
he was overwhelmed) alleadged at least five or six several passages out
of the holy bible unto me, upon which (he said) he had at first gounded
himselfe for the discharge of his conscience (for he is a man of Ecclesiastical
profession), and truly the invention of them was not only pleasant, but
also very fitly applied to the defence of this goodly and mind-enchanting
science. This way is the credit of divining fables attained to.
There is no prognosticator if he have but this authority that any one wil
but vouchsafe to read him over, and curiously to search all the infoldings
and lustres of his words, but a man shall make him say what he pleaseth,
as the Sibils. There are so many means of interpretation that it is hard,
be it flat-long, side-long, or edge-long, but an ingenious and pregnant
wit shal in all subjects meet with some aire that wil fit his turn.
Therefore is a clowdy, darke and ambiguous stile found in so frequent and
ancient custome, that the Author may gaine to draw, allure, and busie posterity
to himselfe, which not only the sufficiency but the casuall favour of the
matter may gaine as much or more. As for other matters let him, be
it either through foolishnes or subtilty, shew himself somewhat obscure
and divers, it is no matter, care not he for that. A number of spirits
sifting and tossing him over will finde and express sundry formes, either
accordinfg, or collaterally, or contrary to his owne, all which shall do
him credit. He shal see himselfe enriched by the meanes of his Disciples,
as the Grammer Schools Maisters. It is that which hath made many things
of nothing, to pass very currant, that hath brought divers books in credit,
and charged with all sorts of matter that any hath but desired: one selfsame
thing admitting
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a thousand and a thousand, and as many severall images and divers considerations,
as it best pleaseth us. Is it possible that ever Homer meant all
that which some make him to have meant? And that he prostrated hiniselfe
to so many, and so severall shapes, as, Divines, Lawiers, Captaines, Philosophers,
and all sort of people else, which, how diversely and contrary soever it
be they treat of sciences, do notwithstanding wholy rely, upon him, and
refer themselves unto him as a Generall Maister for all offices, workes,
sciences, and tradesmen, and an universall counsellor in all enterprises;
whosoever hath had need of Oracles or Predictions, and would apply them
to himselfe, hath found them in him for his purpose. A notable man,
and a good friend of mine, would make one marvel to beare what strange
far-fetcht conceits and admirable affinities, in favor of our religion,
he maketh to derive from him; and can hardly be drawne from this opinion,
but that such was Homers intent and meaning (yet is Homer so familiar unto
him, as I thinke no man of our age is better acquainted with him).
And what he finds in favour of our religion, many ancient learned men have
found in favour of theirs. See how Plato is tossed and turned over,
every man endevoring to apply him to his purpose, giveth him what construction
he list. He is wrested and inserted to all newfangled opinions that
the world receiveth or alloweth of, and according to the different course
of subjects is made to be repugnant unto himselfe. Every one according
to his sense makes him to disavow the customes that were lawfull in his
daies, inasmuch as they are unlawfull in these times. All which is
very lively and strongly maintained, according as the wit and learning
of the interpreter is strong and quicke. Upon the ground which Heraclitus
had, and that sentence of his, that all things had those shapes in them
which men found in them. And Democritus out of the very same drew a cleane
contrarie conclusion, id est, that subjects had nothing at all in them
of that which we found in them. And forasmuch as honny was sweet
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he argued that honny was neither sweet nor bitter. The Pyrrhonians
would say they know not whether it be sweet or bitter, or both or neither:
for, they ever gain the highest point of doubting. The Cyrenaicks
held that nothing was perceptible outwardly, and only that was perceivable
which by the inward touch or feeling touched or concerned us, as griefe
and sensuality, distinguishing neither tune nor collours, but onely certaine
affections that came to us of them; and that man had no other seate of
his judgment. Protagoras deemed that to be true to all men, which to all
men seemeth so. The Epicurians place all judgment in the senses,
and in the notice of things, and in voluptuousnesse. Platoes mind
was, that the judgment of truth, and truth it selfe drawne from opinions
and senses, belonged to the spirit and to cogitation. This discourse
hath drawne me to the consideration of the senses, wherein consisteth the
greatest foundation and triall of our ignorance. Whatsoever is knowne,
is without peradventure knowne by the faculty of the knower: for, since
the judgment commeth from the operation of him that judgeth, reason requireth
that he performe and act this operation by his meanes and will, and not
by others compulsion: as it would follow if wee knew things by the force,
and according to the law of their essence. Now all knowledge is addressed
unto us by the senses: they are our maisters:
-----via qua munita fidei
Proxima fert humanum in pectus, templaque mentis./1
Whereby a way for credit leads well-linde
Into man's breast and temple of his minde.
Science begins by them and in them is resolved. After all, we should
know no more then a stone, unlesse we know that here is sound, smell, light,
savor, measure, weight, softnesse, hardnesse, sharpnesse, colour, smoothnesse,
breadth and depth. Behold here the platforme of all the frame and
principles of the building of all our knowledge. And according to
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else but what is knowne by the senses. Whosoever can force me
to contradict my senses, hath me fast by the throate, and cannot make me
recoyle one foote backward. The senses are the beginning and end
of humane knowledge.
Invenies primis ab sensibus esse creatam
Notitiam veri, neque sensus posse refelli.
Quid maiore fide porro, guam sensus, haberi
Debet/1
You shall finde knowledge of the truth at first was bred
From our first senses, nor can senses be misseled. What, then
our senses, should
With us more credit hold?
Attribute as little as may be unto them, yet must
this ever be graunted them, that all our instruction is addressed by their
meanes and intermission. Cicero saith that Chrysippus having assaid
to abate the power of his senses, and of their vertue, presented contrary
arguments unto himselfe, and so vehement oppositions, that he could not
satisfie himselfe. Whereupon Carneades (who defended the contrary
part boasted that he used the very same weapons and words of Chrysippus
to combate against him and therefore cried out upon him, 'Oh miserable
man! thine owne strength hath foiled thee. There is no greater absurditie
in our judgment, then to maintaine that fire heateth not, that light shineth
not, that in iron there is neither weight nor firmenesse, which are notices
our senses bring unto us: Nor beliefe or science in man, that may
be compared unto that, in certaintie. The first consideration I have
upon the senses subject is, that I make a question, whether man be provided
of all naturall senses, or no. I see divers creatures that live an
entire and perfect life, some without sight, and some without hearing;
who knoweth whether we also want either one, two, three, or many senses
more: For, if we want any one, our discourse cannot discover the
want or defect thereof. It is the senses priviledge to be the
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extreme bounds of our perceiving. There is nothing beyond them
that may stead us to discover them: No one sense can discover another.
An poterunt oculos aures reprehendere, an aures
Tactus, an hunc porro tactum sapor arguet oris,
An confutabunt nares, oculive revincent?/1
Can eares the eyes, or can touch reprehend
The cares, or shall mouthes taste that touch amend?
Shall our nose it confute,
Or eyes gainst it dispute?
They all make the extreamest line of our facultie.
------seorsum cuique potestas
Divisa est, sua vis cuique est./2
To teach distinctly might
Is shar'de, each hath its right.
It is impossible to make a man naturally blind,
to conceive that he seeth not; impossible to make him desire to see, and
sorrow his defect. Therefore ought we not to take assurance that
our mind is contented and satisfied with those we have, seeing it hath
not wherewith to feel her owne malady, and perceive her imperfection, if
it be in any It is impossible to tell that blind man any thing, either
by discourse, argument, or similitude, that lodgeth any apprehension of
light, colour, or sight in his imagination. There is nothing more
backward that may push the senses to any evidence. The blind-borne,
which we perceive desire to se, it is not to understand what they require;
they have learnt of us that something they want, and something they desire,
that is in us, with the effects and consequences thereof, which they call
good: yet wot not they what it is, nor apprehend they it neere or far.
I have seene a gentleman of a good house, borne blind, at least blind in
such an age that he knowes not what sight is; he understandeth so little
what he wanteth, that as we doe, he useth words fitting sight, and applieth
them after a manner onely proper and
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peculiar to himselfe. A child being brought before him to whom
he was god-father, taking him in his armes, he said, 'Good Lord, what a
fine child this is! it is a goodly thing to see him. What a cherefull
countenance he hath! how prettily he looketh!' He will say as one of us,
'This hall hath a faire prospect. It is very faire weather, The Sunne
shines cleare. Nay, which is more: because hunting, hawking, tennis-play,
and shuting at buts are our common sports and exercises (for so he hath
heard) his mind will be so affected unto them, and he wil so busie himselfe
about them, that he will thinke to have as great an interest in them as
any of us, and shew himselfe as earnestly passionate, both in liking and
disliking them, as any else; yet doth be conceive and receive them but
by hearing. If he be in a faire champion ground, where he may ride, they
will tell him, yonder is a Hare started, or the Hare is killed, he is as
busily earnest of his game as he heareth others to be that have perfect
sight. Give him a ball, he takes it in the left hand, and with the
right strikes it away with his racket; in a piece he shutes at randome;
and is well pleased with what his men tell him, be it high or wide.
Who knowes whether mankind commit as great a folly, for want of some sense,
and that by this default the greater part of the visage of things be concealed
from us? Who knowes whether the difficulties we find in sundry of
Natures workes proceede thence? And whether diverse effects of beasts,
which exceed our capacitie, are produced by the facultie of some sense
that we want? And whether some of them have by that meane a fuller
and more perfect life then ours? We seize on an apple wel nigh with
all our senses; we find rednesse, smoothnesse, odor and sweetnesse in it;
besides which, it may have other vertues, either drying or binding, to
which we have no sense to be referred. The proprieties which in many
things we call secret, as in the Adamant to draw iron, is it not likely
there should be sensitive faculties in nature able to judge and perceive
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essence of such things? It is happily some particular sense that
unto cockes or chanticleares discovereth the morning and midnight houre,
and moveth them to crow: that teacheth a hen, before any use or experience,
to feare a hawke and not a goose or a peacocke, farre greater birds: that
warneth yong chickins of the hostile qualitie which the cat hath against
them, and not to distrust a dog; to strut and arme themselves against the
mewing of the one (in some sort a flattering and milde voice) and not against
the barking of the other (a snarling and quarrelous voice): that instructeth
rats, wasps, and emmets, ever to chuse the best cheese and fruit, having
never tasted them before: and that addresseth the stag, the elephant, and
the serpent, to the knowledge of certaine herbs and simples, which, being
either wounded or sicke, have the vertue to cure them. There is no
sense but hath some great domination, and which by his meane affordeth
not an infinite number of knowledges. If we were to report the intelligence
of sounds, of harmony and of the voice, it would bring an imaginable confusion
to all the rest of our learning and science. For, besides what is
tyed to the proper effect of every sense, how many arguments, consequences,
and conclusions draw we unto other things, by comparing one sense to another?
Let a skilfull, wise man but imagine humane nature to be originally produced
without sight and discourse, how much ignorance and trouble such a defect
would bring unto him, and what obscurity and blindnesse in our mind.
By that shall we perceive how much the privation of one, or two, or three
such senses (if there be any in us) doth import us about the knowledge
of truth. We have by the consultation and concurrence of our five
senses formed one Verity, whereas peradventure there was required the accord
and consent of eight or ten senses, and their contribution, to attaine
a perspicuous insight of her, and see her in her true essence. Those
Sects which combate mans science, doe principally combate the same by the
uncertainty and feeblenesse of our senses. For, since by their
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meane and intermission all knowledge comes unto us, if they chance to
misse in the report they make unto us, if either they corrupt or alter
that, which from abroad they bring unto us, if the light which by them
is transported into our soule be obscured in the passage, we have nothing
else to hold by. From this extreme difficultie are sprung all these
phantazies, which everie subject containeth, whatsoever we finde in it,
that it hath not what we suppose to finde in it, and that of the Epicurians,
which is; that the sunne is no greater than our sight doth judge it:
Quicquid id est, nihilo fertur maiore figura,
Quam nostris oculis quam cernimus esse videtur:/1
Whate'er it be, it in no greater forme doth passe,
Then to our eyes, which it behold, it seeming was:
that the apparances, which represent a great body to him that is neare
unto it, and a much lesser to him that is further from it, are both true:
Nec tamen hic oculis falli concedimzus hilum: Proinde
animi vitium hoc oculis adfingere noli:/2
Yet graunt we not, in this, our eyes deceiv'd or blind, Impute
not then to eyes this error of the mind:
and resolutely, that there is no deceit in the senses that a man must stand
to their mercy, and elsewhere seek reasons to excuse the difference and
contradiction we find in them: yea invent all other untruthes and raving
conceits (so farre come they) rather than accuse the senses. Timagoras
swore, that howsoever he winked or turned his eyes, he could never perceive
the light of the candle to double: and that this seeming proceeded from
the vice of opinion, and not from the instrument. Of all absurdities
the most absurd amongst the Epicurians is to disavow the force and effect
of the senses.
Proinde quod in quoque est his visum tempore, verum est:
Et si non potuit ratio dissolvere causam,
Cur ed quae fuerint iuxtim quadrata, procul sint
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Viarotunda: tamen praestat rationis egentem
Reddere mendose causas vtriusque figurae,
Quam manibus manifesta suis emittere quoquam,
Et violare fidem primam, et convellere tota
Fundamenta, quibus nixatur vita salusque.
Non modo enim ratio ruat omnis, vita quoque ipsa
Concidat extemplo, nisi credere sensibus ausis, Praecipitesque locos
vitare, et caetera quae sint
In genere hoc fugienda./1
What by the eyes is seene at any time, is true,
Though the cause treason could not render of the view,
Why, what was square at hand, a farre off seemed round,
Yet it much better were, that wanting reasons ground
The causes of both formes we harp-on, but not hit,
Then let slip from our hands things cleare, and them omit,
And violate our first beliefe, and rashly rend
All those grounorkes, whereon both life and health depend,
For not alone all reason falls, life likewise must
Faile out of hand, unlesse your senses you dare trust,
And breake-neeke places, and all other errours shunne,
From which we in this kinde most carefully should runne.
This desperate and so little Philosophicall counsell,
represents no other thing but that humane science cannot be maintained
but by unreasonable, fond and mad reason; yet is it better that man use
it to prevaile, yea and of all other remedies else how phantasticall soever
they be, rather than avow his necessarie foolishnesse.: So prejudiciall
and disadvantageous a veritie he cannot avoide, but senses must necessarily
be the Soveraigne maisters of his knowledge; but they are uncertaine and
falsifiable to all circumstances. There must a man strike to the
utmost of his power, and if his just forces faile him (as they are wont)
to use and employ obstinacie, temeritie and impudencie. If that which
the Epicurians affirme, be true, that is to say, we have no science, if
the apparances of the senses be false, and that which the Stoicks say,
if it is also true that the senses apparences are so false as they can
produce us no science; we will conclude at the charges of these two great
Dogmatist Sects, that there is no science. Touching
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the error and uncertaintie of the senses operation, a man may store
himselfe with as many examples as he pleaseth, so ordinary are the faults
and deceits they use towards us. And the echoing or reporting of
a valleys the sound of a trumpet seemeth to sound before us, which cometh
a mile behind us.
Exstantesque procul medio de gargite montes
Idem apparent longe diversi licet./1
Et fugere ad puppim colles campique videntur
Quos agimus prater navim./2
------ubit in medio nobis equus
acer abhaesit
Flumine, equi corpus transversum ferre videtur
Vis, et in adversum flumen contrudere raptim./3
And hills, which from the maine far-off to kenning stand,
Appeare all one, though they farre distant be, at hand,
And hilles and fields doe seeme unto our boate to flie,
Which we drive by our boate as we doe passe thereby,
When in midst of a streame a stately Horse doth stay,
The streame's orethwarting seemes his body crosse to sway,
And swiftly 'gainst the streame to thrust him th' other way.
To roule a bullet under the fore finger, the midlemost
being put over it, a man must very much enforce himselfe to affirme there
is but one, so assuredly doth our sense present us two. That the
senses do often maister our discourse, and force it to receive impressions
which he knoweth and judgeth to be false, it is daily seene. I leave
the sense of feeling which hath his functions neerer more quicke and substantiall,
and which by the effect of the griefe or paine it brings to the body doth
so often confound and re-enverse all these goodly
Stoicall+ resolutions, and enforceth to cry out of the bellyache him
who hath with all resolution established in his mind this doctrine, that
the cholike, as every other sicknesse or paine, is a thing indifferent,
wanting power to abate any thing of soveraigne good or chiefe felicity,
wherein the wise man is placed by his owne vertue: there is no heart so
demisse, but the rattling sound of a drum or the clang of a trumpet will
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the sweetnesse and harmony of musicke will move and tickle; nor any
soule so skittish and stubborne, that hath not a feeling of some reverence
in considering the clowdy vastitie and gloomie canapies of our churches,
the eye-pleasing diversitie of ornaments, and orderly order of our ceremonies,
and hearing the devout and religious sound of our organs, the moderate,
symphonicall, and heavenly harmonie of our voices: even those that enter
into them with an obstinate will and contemning minde have in their hearts
a feeling of remorse, of chilnesse and horrour, that puts them into a certaine
diffidence of their former opinions. As for me, I distrust mine owne
strength to heare with a settled minde some of Horace or Catullus verses
sung with a sufficiently well tuned voice, uttered by and proceeding from
a faire, yong, and hart-alluring mouth. And Zeno had reason to say
that the voice was the flower of beautie. Some have gone about to
make me beleeve that a man, who most of us French men know, in repeating
of certaine verses he had maide, had imposed upon me that they were not
such in writing as in the aire, and that mine eyes would judge of them
otherwise than mine eares: so much credit hath pronounciation to give price
and fashion to those workes that passe at her mercy; whereupon Philoxenus
was not to be blamed, when hearing one to give an ill accent to some composition
of his, he tooke in a rage some of his pots or bricks, and breaking them,
trode and trampled them under his feet, saying unto him, 'I breake and
trample what is thine, even as thou manglest and marrest what is mine.
Wherefore did they (who with an undanted resolve have procured their owne
death, because they would not see the blow or stroke comming) turne their
face away? And those who for their health's sake cause themselves
to be cut and cauterized, why cannot they endure the sight of the preparations,
tooles, instruments and workes of the Chirurgion, since the sight can have
no part of the paine or smart? Are not these fit examples to verifie
the authoritie which senses have over discourse? We may long enough
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know that such a ones lockes or flaring tresses are borrowed of a page
or taken from some lacky, that this faire ruby-red came from Spaine, and
this whitenes or smoothnes from the ocean sea: yet must sight force us
to find and deeme the subject more lovely and more pleasing against all
reason. For in that there is nothing of its owne.
Auferimur cultu: gemnis, auroque teguntur
Crimina, pars minima est ipsa puelia sui.
Saepe ubi sit quod ames inter tam multa requiras
Decepit hac oculos AEgide dives amor./1
We are misse-led by ornaments: what is amisse
Gold and gemmes cover, least part of her selfe the maiden is,
'Mongst things so many you may aske, where your love lies,
Rich love by this Gorgonian shield deceives thine eye.
How much doe Poets ascribe unto the vertue of the senses which makes Narcissus
to have even fondly lost himselfe for the love of his shadow?
Cunctaque miratur, quibus est mirabilis ipsa,
Se cupit imprudens, et qui probat, ipse probatur,
Dumque petit petitur: pariterque accendit et ardit./2
He all admires, whereby himselfe is is admirable,
Fond he, fond of himseife, to himselfe amiable,
He that doth like, is lik'd, and while he doth desire:
He is desired, at once he burnes and sets on fire.
And Pygmalions wit's so troubled by the impression of the sight of his
ivory statue that hee loves and serves it as if it had life:
Osculadat, reddique putat, sequiturque, tenetque
Et credit tactis digitos insidere membris,
Et metuit pressos veniat ne livor in artus./3
He kisses, and thinks kisses come againe,
He sues, pursues, and holds, beleeves in vaine
His fingers sinke where he doth touch the place,
And feares least black and blew toucht-lims deface.
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1 OVID. Rem. Am. 1. i. 343. 2 Ib. Metam. 1. iii.
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Let a Philosopher be put in a cage made of
small and thin- set iron wire, and hanged on the top of our Ladies Church
steeple in Paris; he shall, by evident reason, perceive that it is impossible
he should fall down out of it: yet can he not choose (except he have beene
brought up to the trade of tilers or thatchers) but the sight of that exceeding
height must needs dazle his sight, and amaze or turne his senses.
For we have much ado to warrant our selves in the walks or battlements
of a high tower or steeple, if they be hattlemented and wrought with pillars,
and somewhat wide one from another, although of stone and never so strong.
Nay, some there are that call scarcely think or heare of such heights.
Let a beame or planke be laid acrosse from one of those two steeples to
the other, as big, as thick, as strong, and as broad as would suffice any
man to walke safely upon it, there is no philosophicall wisdome of so great
resolution and constancie that is able to encourage and perswade us to
march upon it, as we would were it below on the ground. I have sometimes
made triall of it upon our mountaines on this side of Italie, yet am I
one of those that will not easily be affrighted with such things, and I
could not without horror to my minde and trembling of legs and thighes
endure to looke on those infinite precipices and steepy downe-fals, though
I were not neere the brim, nor any danger within my length and more; and
unlesse I had willingly gone to the perill, I could not possibly have falne.
Where I also noted that how deep soever the bottome were, if but a tree,
a shrub, or any out-butting crag of a rock presented it selfe unto our
eyes upon those steepe and high Alpes, somewhat to uphold the sight; and
divide the same, it doth somewhat ease and assure us from feare, as if
it were a thing which in our fall might either helpe or upheld us: and
that we cannot without some dread and giddinesse in the head so much as
abide to looke upon one of those even and downe- right precipices:
Vt despici sine vertigine simul oculorum animique non possit: 'So as they
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eyes and mindes: which is an evident deception of the sight. Therefore
was it that a worthy Philosopher pulled out his eyes that so he might discharge
his soule of the seducing and diverting he received by them, and the better
and more freely apply himselfe unto Philosophy. But by this accompt,
he should also have stopped his eares, which (as Theopbrastus said) are
the most dangerous instruments we have to receive violent and sodaine impressions
to trouble and alter us, and should in the end have deprived himself of
all his other senses; that is to say, both of his being and life.
For they have the power to command our discourses and sway our minde: Fit
etiam saepe specie quadam, saepe vocum gravitate et cantibus, vt pellantur
animi vehementius: saepe etiam cura et timore:/1 'It comes to passe
that many times our mindes are much moved with some shadow, many times
with deep sounding or singing of voices, many times with care and feare.'
Physitians hold that there are certain complexions which by some sounds
and instruments are agitated even unto furie. I have seene some who,
without infringing their patience, could not well heare a bone gnawne under
their table: and we see few men but are much troubled at that sharpe, harsh,
and teeth-edging noise that smiths make in filing of brasse, or scraping
of iron and steele together: others will be offended if they but heare
one chew his meat somewhat aloud; nay, some will be angrie with or hate
a man that either speaks in the nose or rattles in the throat. That
piping prompter of Gracchus, who mollified, raised, and wound his masters
voice whilst be was making orations at Rome; what good did he if the motion
and qualitie of the sound had not the force to move and efficacy to alter
the auditories judgement: Verily there is great cause to make so
much ado, and keepe such a coyle about the constancie and firmnesse of
this goodly piece, which suffers it selfe to be handled, changed, and turned
by the motion and accident of so light a winde. The very same cheating
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understanding, themselves receive it in their turnes. Our mind
doth likewise take revenge of it, they lie, they cog, and deceive one another
a vie. What we see and heare, being passionately transported by anger,
we neither see nor heare it as it is.
Et solem geminum, et duplices se ostendere Thebas./1
That two Sunnes doe appeare,
And double Thebes are there.
The object which we love seemeth much more fairer unto us then it is:
Multimodis igitur pravos turpesque videmus
Esse in delitiis, summoque in honore vigere:/2
We therefore see that those, who many waies are bad,
And fowle, are yet belov'd, and in chiefe honour had;
and that much fowler which we loath. To a pensive and heart- grieved
man a cleare day seemes gloomie and duskie. Our senses are not onely
altered but many times dulled, by the passions of the mind. How many
things see we, which we perceive not, if our mind be either busied or distracted
elsewhere?
------in rebus quoque apertis
noscere possis,
Si non advertas animum, proinde esse, quasi omni
Tempore semotae fuerint, longeque remotae./3
Ev'n in things manifest it may be seene,
If you marke not, they are, as they had beene
At all times sever'd farre, remooved cleane.
The soule seemeth to retire her selfe into the
inmost parts, and ammuseth the senses faculties: so that both the inward
and outward parts of man are full of weaknes and falshood. Those
which have compared our life unto a dreame, have happily had more reason
so to doe then they were aware. When we dreame, our soule liveth,
worketh and exerciseth all her faculties, even and as much as when it waketh;
and if more softly and obscurely, yet verily not so, as that it may admit
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great a difference as there is betweene a dark night and a cleare day:
yea as betweene a night and a shadow: there it sleepeth, here it slumbreth:
more or lesse they are ever darknesses, yea Cimmerian darknesses.
We wake sleeping, and sleep waking. In my sleep I see not so cleare;
yet can I never find my waking cleare enough, or without dimnesse.
Sleepe also, in his deepest rest, doth sometimes bring dreames asleepe:
but our waking is never so vigilant as it may clearely purge and dissipate
the ravings or idle phantasies which are the dreames of the waking, and
worse then dreames. Our reason and soule, receiving the phantasies
and opinions, which sleeping seize on them, and authorising our dreames
actions, with like approbation, as it doth the daies, why make we not a
doubt whether our thinking and our working be another dreaming, and our
waking some kind of sleeping? If the senses be our first judges,
it is not ours that must only be called to counsell: for, in this facultie,
beasts have as much (or more) right as we. It is most certaine that
some have their hearing more sharpe than man; others their sight; others
their smelling; others their feeling, or taste. Democritus said that
Gods and beasts had the sensitive faculties much more perfect than man.
Now, betweene the effects of their senses and ours the difference is extreame.
Our spettle cleanseth and drieth our sores, and killeth serpents.
Tantaque in his rebus distantia differitasque est,
Ut quod alus cibus est, aliis fuat acre venenum.
Saepe etenim serpens, hominis contacta saliva,
Disperit, ac sese mandendo conficit ipsa./1
There is such distance, and such difference in these things,
As what to one is meate, t'another poison brings. {EBWhite+}
For oft a Serpent toucht with spettle of a man
Doth die, and gnaw it selfe with fretting all he can.
What qualitie shall we give unto spettle, either
according to us or according to the serpent? by which two senses shall
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seeke for? Pliny saith that there are certaine seahares in India
that to us are poison, and we bane to them; so that we die if we but touch
them; now whether is man or the sea-hare poison? Whom shall we beleeve,
either the fish of man or the man of fish? Some quality of the ayre
infecteth man which nothing at all hurteth the one: some other the oxe,
and not man: which of the two is, either in truth or nature, the pestilent
quality? Such as are troubled with the yellow jandise deeme all things
tey looks upon to be yellowish, which seeme more pale and wan to them then
to us.
Lurida praeterea fiunt quaecunque tuentur
Arquati./1
And all that jaundis'd men behold,
They yellow straight or palish hold.
Those which are sicke of the disease which phisitians
call Hyposphagma, which is a suffusion of blood under the skin, imagine
that all things they see are bloodie and red. Those humours that
so change the sights operation, what know we whether they are predominant
and ordinarie in beasts? For we see some whose eyes are as yellow
as theirs that have the jandise, others that have them all blood-shotten
with rednesse: it is likely that the objects collour they looke upon seemeth
otherwise to them then to us: which of the two judgements shall be true?
For it is not said that the essence of things hath reference to man alone.
Hardnesse, whitenesse, depth, and sharpnesse touch the service and concerne
the knowledge of beasts as well as ours: Nature hath given the use
of them to them as well as to us. When we winke a little with our
eye, wee perceive the bodies we looke upon to seeme longer and outstretched.
Many beasts have their eye as winking as we. This length is then
happily the true forme of that body, and not that which our eyes give it,
being in their ordinarie seate. If we close our eye above, things seeme
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Bina lucernarum florentia lumina flammis
Et duplices hominum facies, et corpora bina./1
The lights of candles double flaming then;
And faces twaine, and bodies twaine of men
If our eares chance to be hindred by any thing,
or that the passage of our hearing bee stopt, we receive the sound otherwise
then we were ordinarily wont. Such beasts as have hairie eares, or
that in lieu of an eare have but a little hole, doe not by consequence
heare that we heare, and receive the sound other then it is. We see
at solemn shewes or in theatres that, opposing any collourd glasse betweene
our eyes and the torches light, whatsoever is in the roome seemes or greene,
or yellow, or red unto us, according to the collour of the glasse:
Et vulgo faciunt id lutea russague vela,
Et ferruginea, cum magnis intenta theatris
Per malos volgata trabesque trementia pendent,:
Namque ibi consessum caveat subter, et omnem
Scenai speciem, patrum matrumque deorumque
Inficiunt coguntque suo fluitare colore./2
And yellow, russet, rustic curtained worke this feate
In common sights abroade, where over skaffold's great
Stretched on masts, spred over beames, they hang still waving.
All the seates circuit there, and all the stages braving,
Of fathers, mothers, Gods, and all the circle showe
They double-dye and in their colours make to flowe.
It is likely that those beasts eyes which we see
to be of divers collours, produce the apparances of those bodies they looke
upon to be like their eyes. To judge the senses operation, it were
then necessary we were first agreed with beasts, and then betweene our
selves; which we are not, that ever-and-anon disputing about that one seeth,
heareth, or tasteth something to be other then indeed it is; and contend
as much as about any thing else, of the diversity of those images our senses
report unto us. A yong child heareth, seeth,
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and tasteth otherwise, by natures ordinary rule, then a man of thirtie
yeares; and he otherwise then another of threescore. The senses are
to some more obscure and dimme, and to some more open and quicke.
We receive things differently, according as they are and seeme unto us.
Things being then so uncertaine and full of controversie, it is no longer
a wonder if it be told us that we may avouch snow to seeme white unto us;
but to affirme that it's such in essence and in truth, we cannot warrant
ourselves: which foundation being so shaken, all the science in the world
must necessarily goe to wracke. What, doe our senses themselves hinder
one another? To the sight a picture seemeth to be raised aloft, and
in the handling flat: shall we say that muske is so pleasing or no, which
comforteth our smelling and offendeth our taste? There are hearbs
and ointments which to some parts of the body are good, and to other some
hurtfull. Honie is pleasing to the taste, but unpleasing to the sight.
Those jewefl wrought and fashioned like feathers or sprigs, which in impreses
are called feathers without ends, no eye can discerne the bredth of them,
and no man warrant himselfe from this deception, that on the one end or
side it groweth not broder and broder, sharper and sharper, and on the
other more and more narrow, especially being rouled about ones finger,
when notwithstanding in handling it seemeth equal in bredth, and every
where alike. Those who to encrease and aide their luxury were anciently
wont to use perspective or looking glasses, fit to make the object they
represented appeare very big and great, that so the members they were to
use might, by that ocular increase, please them the more: to whether of
the two senses yeelded they, either to the sight presenting those members
as big and great as they wisht them, or to the feeling that presented them
little and to be disdained? Is it our senses that lend these diverse
conditions unto subjects, when for all that the subjects have but one?
as we see in the Bread we eat: it is but Bread, but one using it, it maketh
bones, blood, flesh, haire, and nailes thereof:
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Ut cibus in membra atque artus cum diditur omnes
Disperit, atque aliam naturam sufficit ex se./1
As meate distributed into the members, dies,
Another nature yet it perishing supplies.
The moistnesse which the roote of a tree suckes becomes a trunke, a leafe,
and fruite: And the aire being but one, applied unto a trumpet, becommoth
diverse in a thousand sorts of sounds. Is it our senses (say I) who
likewise fashion of diverse qualities those subjects, or whether they have
them so and such? And upon this doubt, what may wee conclude of their
true essence? Moreover, since the accidents of sicknesse, of madnesse,
or of sleepe, make things appeare other unto us then they seeme unto the
healthy, unto the wise, and to the waking: is it not likely that our right
seate and naturall humors have also wherewith to give a being unto things,
having reference unto their condition, and to appropriate them to it selfe,
as doe inordinate humors; and our health as capable to give them his visage
as sicknesse? Why hath not the temperate man some forme of the objects
relative unto himselfe as the intemperate: and shall not he likewise imprint
his character in them? The distasted impute wallowishnes unto wine:
the healthier good taste; and the thirsty, brisknesse, rellish, and dellicacie.
Now our condition appropriating things unto it selfe, and transforming
them to its owne humour: wee know no more how things are in sooth and truth;
for nothing comes unto us but falsified and altered by our senses.
Where the compasses, the quadrant, or the ruler are crooked, all proportions
drawne by them, and all the buildings erected by their measure, are also
necessarily defective and imperfect. The uncertaintie of our senses
yeelds what ever they produce, also uncertaine.
Denique ut in fabrica, si prava est regula prima,
Normaque si fallax rectis regionibus exit,
Et libella aliqua si ex parte claudicat hilum,
Omnia mendose fieri, atque obstipa necessum EST,
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Prava, cubantia, prona, supina, atque absona tecta,
Iam ruere ut quaedam videantur velle, ruantque Prodita judiciis fallacibus
omnia primis.
Hic igitur ratio tibi rerum prava necesse est,
Falsaque sit falsis quaecunque a sensibus orta est./1
As in building if the first rule be to blame,
And the deceitful squire erre from right forms and frame,
If any instrument want any jot of weight,
All must needs faultie be, and stooping in their height,
The building naught, absurd, upward and downeward bended,
As if they meant to fall, and fall, as they intended;
And all this as betrayde
By judgements formost laid.
Of things the reason therefore needs must faultie bee
And false, which from false senses drawes its pedigree.
As for the rest, who shall bee a competent Judge in these differences?
As wee said in controversies of religion, that we must have a judge inclined
to either party, and free from partialitie, or affection, which is hardly
to be had among Christians; so hapneth it in this: For if he be old
he cannot judge of ages sense, himself being a party in this controversie:
and so if he be yong, healthy, sicke, sleeping, or waking, it is all one:
We had need of some body void and exempted from all these qualities, that
without any preoccupation of judgement might judge of these propositions
as indifferent unto him: by which accompt we should have a judge that were
no man. To judge of the apparances that we receive of subjects, we
had need have a judicatorie instrument: to verifie this instrument we should
have demonstration; and to approve demonstration, an instrument; thus are
we ever turning round. Since the senses cannot determine our disputation,
themselves being so full of uncertainty, it must then be reason: and no
reason can be astiblished without another reason: then are we ever going
backe unto infinity. Our phantasie doth not apply it selfe to strange
things, but is rather conceived by the interposition of senses; and senses
cannot comprehend a strange subject; nay, not so much as their owne
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passions: and so, nor the phantasie, nor the apparence is the subject's,
but rathier the passion's only, and sufferance of the sense: which passion
and subject are divers things: Therefore, who judgeth by apparences,
judgeth by a thing different from the subject. And to say that the
senses' passions referre the qualitie of strange subjects by resemblance
unto the soule: How can the soule and the understanding rest assured of
that resemblance, having of it selfe no commerce with forraigne subjects?
Even as he that knowes not Socrates, seeing his picture, cannot say that
it resembleth him. And would a man judge by apparences, be it by
all it is impossible; for by their contraries and differences they hinder
one another, as we see by experience. May it be that some choice
apparences rule and direct the others? This choice must be verified
by another choice, the second by a third: and so shal we never make an
end. In few, there is no constant existence, neither of our being,
nor of the objects. And we and our judgement and all mortall things
else do uncessantly rowle, turns and passe away. Thus can nothing be certainely
established, nor of the one nor of the other; both the judgeing and the
judged being in continuall alteration and motion. We have no communication
with being; for every humane nature is ever in the middle betweene being
borne and dying; giving nothing of it selfe but an obscure apparence and
shadow, and an uncertaine and weake opinion. And if perhaps you fix
your thought to take its being, it would be even as if one should go about
to graspe the water: for, how much the more he shal close and presse that
which by its owne nature is ever gliding, so much the more he shall loose
what he would hold and fasten. Thus, seeing all things are subject
to passe from one change to another, reason, which therein seeketh a reall
subsistence, findes her selfe deceived as unable to apprehend any thing
subsistent and permanent: forsomuch as each thing either commeth to a being,
and is not yet altogether: or beginneth to dy before it be borne.
Plato said that bodies had
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never an existence but indeed a birth, supposing that Homer made the
Ocean Father, and Thetis Mother of the Gods, thereby to shew us that all
things are in continuall motion, change and variation. As he sayeth,
a common opinion amongst all the Philosophers before his time, only Parmenides
excepted, who denied any motion to be in things of whose power he maketh
no small accompt. Pythagoras that each thing or matter was ever gliding
and labile. The Stoicks affirme there is no present time, and that
which we call present is but conjoyning and assembling of future time and
past. Heraclitus avereth that no man ever entered twice one same river;
Epicharmus avoucheth that who ere while borrowed any money doth not now
owe it; and that he who yesternight was bidden to dinner this day, commeth
to day unbidden: since they are no more themselves, but are become others;
and that one mortall substance could not twise be found in one self estate:
for by the sodainesse and lightnesse of change sometimes it wasteth, and
other times it assembleth; now it comes and now it goes; in some sort,
that he who beginneth to be borne never comes to the perfection of being.
For, this being borne commeth never to an end, nor ever stayeth as being
at an end; but after the seed proceedeth continually in change and alteration
from one to another. As of mans seed there is first made a shapelesse
fruit in the Mothers Wombe, then a shapen Childe, then being out of the
Wombe, a sucking babe, afterward he becometh a ladde, then consequently
a stripling, then a full growne man, then an old man, and in the end an
aged decrepite man. So that age and subsequent generation goeth ever
undoing and wasting the precedent.
Mutat enim mundi naturam totius aetas,
Ex alioque alius status excipere omnia debet,
Nec manet vlla sui similis res, omnia migrant,
Omnia commutat natura et vertere cogit./1
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Of th'universall world, age doth the nature change,
And all things from one state must to another range,
No one thing like it selfe remaines, all things doe passe,
Nature doth change, and drive to change, each thing that was.
And then we doe foolishly feare a kind of death,
whenas we have already past and dayly passe to many others; for, not only
(as Heraclitus said) the death of fire is a generation of ayre: and the
death of ayre a generation of water: but also we may most evidently see
it in our selves. The flower of age dieth, fadeth and fleeteth, when
age comes upon us, and youth endeth in the flower of a full growne mans
age: childhood in youth and the first age dieth in infancie: and yesterday
endeth in this day, and to day shall die in to morrow. And nothing
remaineth or ever continueth in one state. For to prove it, if we
should ever continue one and the same, how is it then that now we rejoyce
at one thing, and now at another? How comes it to passe we love things
contrary, or we bath them, or we love them, or we blame them? How
is it that we have different affections holding no more the same sense
in the same thought? For it is not likely that without alteration
we should take other passions, and what admitteth alterations continueth
not the same; and if it be not one selfe same, then it is not: but rather
with being all one, the simple being doth also change, ever becoming other
from other. And by consequence Natures senses are deceived and lie
falsly; taking what appeareth for what is, for want of truly knowing what
it is that is. But then what is it that is indeed? That which
is eternall, that is to say, that which never had birth, nor ever shall
have end; and to which no time can bring change or cause alteration.
For time is a fleeting thing, and which appeareth as in a shadow, with
the matter ever gliding, alwaies fluent without ever being stable or permanent;
to whom rightly belong these termes, Before and After, and it Hath beene,
or Shall be. Which at first sight doth manifestly shew that it is
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to say that that is which is not yet in being, or that already hath
ceased from being. And concerning these words, Present, Instant,
Even now, by which it seemes that especially we uphold and principally
ground the intelligence of time; reason discovering the same doth forthwith
destroy it: for presently it severeth it asunder and divideth it into future
and past times as willing to see it necessarily parted in two. As
much hapneth unto nature which is measured according unto time, which measureth
her: for no more is there any thing in her that remaineth or is subsistent;
rather all things in her are either borne or ready to be borne or dying.
By means whereof it were a sinne to say of God, who is the only that is,
that he was or shall be: for these words are declinations, passages, or
vicissitudes of that which cannot last nor continue in being. Wherefore
we must conclude, that only God is, not according to any measure of time,
but according to an immoveable and immutable eternity, not measured by
time nor subject to any declination, before whom nothing is, nor nothing
shall be after, nor more new nor more recent, but one really being: which
by one onely Now or Present, filleth the Ever, and there is nothing that
truly is but he alone: without saying he has bin or he shall be, without
beginning and sans ending. To this so religious conclusion of a heathen
man I will only add this word, taken from a testimony of the same condition,
for an end of this long and tedious discourse, which might well furnish
me with endlesse matter. 'Oh, what a vile and abject thing is man (saith
he) unlesse he raise himselfe above humanity!' Observe here a notable speech
and a profitable desire; but likewise absurd. For to make the handful]
greater than the hand, and the embraced greater than the arme, and to hope
to straddle more than our legs length, is impossible and monstrous: nor
that man should mount over and above himselfe or humanity; for he cannot
see but with his owne eyes, nor take hold but with his owne armes.
He shall raise himself up, if it please
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God to lend him his helping hand. He may elevate himselfe by forsaking
and renouncing his owne meanes, and suffering himseIfe to be elevated and
raised by meere heavenly meanes. It is for our Christian faith, not
for his Stoicke vertue, to pretend or aspire to this divine Metamorphosis,
or miraculous transmutation.
CHAPTER 2.XIII+ OF JUDGING OF OTHERS'
DEATH+
WHEN we judge of others assurance or boldnesse in death, which without
all peradventure is the most remarkeable action of humane life, great heed
is to be taken of one thing, which is, that a man will hardly beleeve he
is come to that point. Few men die with a resolution that it is their
last houre: and nowher doth hopes deceit ammuse us more. She never
ceaseth to ring in our eares that others have been sicker and yet have
not died: the cause is not so desperate as it is taken; and if the worst
happen, God hath done greater wonders. The reason is, that we make
too much account of our selves, It seemeth that the generality of things
doth in some sort suffer for our annullation and takes compassion of our
state. Forsomuch as our sight, being altered, represents unto itselfe
things alike; and we imagine that things faile it as it doth to them:
As they who travell by sea, to whom mountaines, fields, townes, heaven
and earth, seeme to goe the same motion, and keepe the same course they
doe:
Provehimur portu, terraeque vrbesque recedunt./1
We sayling launch from harbour, and
Behinde our backes leave townes, leave land.
Who ever saw old age that commended not times
past, and blamed not the present, charging the world and mens customes
with her misery and lowring discontent?
Iamque caput quassans grandis suspirat orator,
Et cum tempora temporibus prmsentia confert
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Praeteritis, laudat fortitnas saepe parentis
Et crepat antiquum genus ut pietas repletum./1
The gray-beard Plow-man sighes, shaking his hoarie head,
Compares times that are now with times past heretofore.
Praises the fortunes of his father long since dead,
And crackes of ancient men, whose honesty was more.
We entertaine and carry all with us: Whence
it followeth that we deeme our death to be some great matter, and which
passeth not so easily, nor without a solemne consultation of the Starres;
Tot circa unum caput tumultuantes Deos: 'So many Gods keeping a stirre
about one mans life. And so much the more we thinke it, by how much
the more we praise ourselves. What? should so much learning and knowledge
be lost with so great dammage, without the Destinies particular care!
A soule so rare and exemplar, costs it no more to be killed than a popular
and unprofitable soule? This life that covereth so many others, of
whom so many other lives depend, that for his use possesseth so great a
part of the world and filleth so many places, is it displaced as that which
holdeth by its owne simple string? No man of us thinkes it sufficient
to be but one. Thence came those words of Caesar to his pilot, more
proudly swolne than the sea that threatned him:
-----Italiam si, caelo authore, recusas,
Me pete: sola tibi causa haec est iusta timoris,
Vectorem non nosse tuum; perrumpe procellas
Tutem secure mei:/2
If Italie thou do refuse with heaven thy guide,
Turn thee to me: to thee only just cause of feare
Is that thy passenger thou know'st not: stormie tide
Breake through, secure by guard of me, whom thou dost beare.
And these:
-----credit jam digna pericula Caesar
Fatis esse suis: tantusque evertere (dixi)
Me superis labor est, parvi quem puppe sedentem.
Tam magno petiere mari./3
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Caesar doth now beleeve those dangers worthie are
Of his set fate; and saies, doe Gods take so much pain
Me to undoe, whom they thus to assault prepare
Set in so small a skiffe, in such a surging maine?
And this common foppery that Phoebus for one whole
yeare bare mourning weedes on his forehead for the death of him
Ille etiam extincto miseratus Caesare Romam,
Cum caput obscura nitidum ferrugine texit./1
The Sunne did pity take of Rome when Caesar dide,
When he his radiant head in obscure rust did hide.
And a thousand such wherewith the world suffers
it selfe to be so easily conicatcht, deeming that our owne interests disturbe
heaven, and his infinite is moved at our least actions. Non tanta
caelo societas nobiscum est, ut nostro fato mortalis sit ille quoque siderum
fulgar:/2 'There is no such societie betweene heaven and us, that by
our destinie the shining of the starres should be mortall as we are.
And to judge a resolution and constancie in him, who though he be in manifest
danger, doth not yet beleeve it, it is no reason; and it sufficeth not
that he die in that ward, unlesse he have directly and for that purpose
put himselfe into it:' it hapneth that most men set a sterne countenance
on the matter, looke big, and speake stoutly, thereby to acquire reputation,
which, if they chance to live, they hope to enjoy. Of all I have
seene die, fortune' hath disposed their countenances, but not their disseignes.
And of those which in ancient times have put themselves to death, the choice
is great, whether it were a sodaine death or a death having time and leasure.
That cruell Romane Emperor said of his prisoners that he would make them
feele death; and if any fortuned to kill himselfe in prison, that fellow
had escaped me (would he say). He would extend and linger death,
and cause it be felt by torments.
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Vidimus et toto quamvis in corpore caeso,
Nil anima, lethale datum, moremque nefanda,
Durum saevitiae, pereuntis parcere morti./1
And we have seene, when all the body tortur'd lay,
Yet no stroke deadly giv'n, and that in humane way
Of tyranny, to spare his death that sought to die.
Verily, it is not so great a matter, being in
perfect health and well setled in mind, for one to resolve to kill himselfe:
It is an easy thing to show stoutnesse and play the wag before one come
to the pinch. So that Heliogabalus, the most dissolute man of the
world, amidst his most riotous sensualities, intended, whensoever occasion
should force him to it, to have a daintie death. Which, that it might
not degenerate from the rest of his life, he had purposely caused a stately
towre to be built, the nether part and forecourt whereof was floored with
boards richly set and enchased with gold and precious stones, from off
which he might beadlong throw himselfe downe: He had also caused
cordes to be made of gold and crimson silke, therewith to strangle himselfe;
and a rich golden rapier to thrust himselfe through, and kept poison in
boxes of Emeraldes and Topases, to poison himselfe with, according to the
humor he might have, to chuse which of these deaths should please him.
Impiger et fortis virtute coacta.
A ready minded gallant,
And in forst vallour valiant.
Notwithstanding, touching this man, the wantonnesse
of his preparation makes it more likely that he would have fainted had
he beene put to his triall. But even of those who most undantedly
have resolved themselves to the execution, we must consider (I say) whether
it were with a life ending stroke, and that tooke away any leasure to feele
the effect thereof. For it is hard to guesse seeing life droope away
little by little, the bodies-feeling entermingling it selfe with the
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soules, meanes of repentance being offered, whether in so dangerous
an intent, constancie or obstancie were found in him. In Caesars
civill warres, Lucius Dominus taken in Prussia, having empoysoned himselfe,
did afterwards rue and repent his deede. It hath hapned in our daies
that some having resolved to die, and at first not stricken deepe enough,
the smarting of his flesh, thrusting his arme backe, twice or thrice more
wounded himself, anew, and yet could never stricke sufficiently deepe.
Whilst the arraignment of Plantius Silvanus was preparing, Vrgulania, his
grandfather, sent him a poignard, wherewith, not able to kill himselfe
thoroughly, he caused his owne servants to cut his veines. Albucilla,
in Tiberius time, purposing to kill herself, but striking over faintly,
gave her enemies leasure to apprehend and imprison her, and appoint her
what death they pleased. So did Captaine Demosthenes after his discomfiture
in Sicilie. And C. Fimbria having over-feeblie wounded himselfe,
became a sutor to his boy to make an end of him. On the other side,
Ostorius, who forsomuch as he could not use his owne arme, disdained to
employ his servants in any other thing but to hold his dagger stiffe and
strongly; and taking his running, himselfe carried his throate to its point,
and so was thrust through. To say truth, it is a meate a man must
swallow without chewing, unlesse his throat be frostshod. And therefore
Adrianus the emperour made his Physitian to marke and take the just compasse
of the mortall plac about his pap, that so his aime might not faile him,
to whom he had given charge to kill him. Loe why Caesar being demanded,
which was the death he most allowed, answered, 'The least premeditated,
and the shortest. If Caesar said it, it is no faintness in me to
beleeve it. 'A short death (saith Plinie) is the chiefe happe of humane
life. It grieveth them to acknowledge it. No man can be said
to be resolved to die that feareth to purchase it, and that cannot abide
to looke upon and out-stare it with open eies. {death+}
Those which in times of execution are seene to runne to their end, and
hasten the execution, do it
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not with resolution, but because they will take away time to consider
the same; it grieves them not to be dead, but to die.
Emori nolo, sed me esse mortuum, nihil aestimo./1
I would not die too soone,
But care not, when'tis done.
It is a degree of
constancie+ unto which I have experienced to arive, as those that
cast themselves into danger, or into the sea, with closed eies. In mine
opinion there is nothing more worthy the noting in
Socrates+ life, then to have had thirty whole daies to ruminate
his deaths decree, to have digested it all that while, with an assured
hope, without dismay or alteration, and with a course of actions and words
rather supprest, and loose-hanging, then out-stretched and raised by the
weight of such a cogitation. That Pomponius Atticus, to whom Cicero
writeth, being sicke, caused Agrippa, his sonne in lawe, and two or three
of his other friends, to be called for, to whom he said, that having assaid
how he got nothing in going about to be cured, and what he did to prolong
his life did also lenethen and augment his griefe, he was now determined
to make an end of one and other; intreating them to allow of his determination,
and that by no meanes they would lose their labour to diswade him from
it. And having chosen to end his life by abstinence, his sicknesse
was cured by accident. The remedy he had employed to make himselfe
away brought him to health again. The Physitians and his friends,
glad of so happy a successe and rejoycing thereof with him, were in the
end greatly deceived; for, with all they could do, they were never able
to make him alter his former opinions saying that as he must one day passe
that careire, ancl being now so forward, he would remove the care another
time to beginne againe. This man baving with great leasure
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apprehended death, is not only no whit discouraged when he comes to
front it, but resolutely falls upon it for being satisfied of that for
which he was entred the combate, in a braverie he thrust himselfe into
it, to see the end of it. It is farre from fearing death to goe about
to taste and savour the same. The historie of Cleanthes, the Philosopher,
is much like to this. His gummes being swolne, his Physitians perswaded
him to use great abstinence. Having fasted two daies, he was so well
amended, as they told him he was well, and might returne to his wonted
course of life. He contrarily having already tasted some sweetnes
in this Painting, resolveth not to drawe back, but to finish what he had
so well begunne, and was so far waded into. Tullius Marcellinus,
a yong Romane gentleman, willing to prevent the houre of his destiny, to
ridde himselfe of a disease which tormented him more than he would endure,
although Physitians promised certainely to cure him, howbeit not sodainely:
called his friends unto him to determine about it: some (saith Seneca)
gave him that counsell, which for weaknesse of heart themselves would have
taken; others for flatteries that which they imagined would be most pleasing
unto him but a certainStoike+ standing by,
said thus unto him: 'Toile not thy selfe, Marceliinus, as if thou determinedst
some weightie matter: to live is no such great thing, thy base groomes
and bruit beasts live also, but it is a matter of consequence to die honestly,
wisely and constantly. Remember how long it is; thou doest one same
thing, to eate, to drinke, and sleepe; to drinke, to sleepe, to eate.
Wee are ever uncessantly wheeling in this endlesse circle. Not only
bad and intolerable accidents, but the very satiety to live, brings a desire
of death. Marcellinus had no need of a man to counsell, but of one
to helpe him: his servants were afraid to meddle with him; but this Philosopher
made them to understand that familiars are suspected onely when the question
is, whether the maisters death hath beene voluntary: otherwise it would
bee as bad an example to hinder him as to kill him, forasmuch as,
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Inuitum qui servat, idemfacit occidenti./1
Who saves a man against his will
Doth ev'a as much as he should kill.
Then he advertised Marcellinus, that it would
not be unseemely, as fruit or comfets at our tables, when our bellies be
full, are given unto bystanders, so, the life ended, to distribute something
to such as have beene the ministers of it. Marcellinus being of a
frank and liberal disposition, caused certaine summes of mony to be divided
amongst his servants, and comforted them. And for the rest there
needed neither yron nor blood; he undertooke to departe from this life,
not by running from it: not to escape from death, but to taste it.
And to have leisure to conditione or bargaine with death having quit all
manner of nourishment, the third day ensuing, after he had caused himselfe
to be sprinkled over with luke-warme water, by little and little he consumed
away; and (as he said) not without some voluptuousnesse and pleasure.
Verily, such as have had these faintings and sownings of the heart, which
proceed from weaknesses say that they feele no paine at all in them, but
rather some pleasure, as of a passage to sleepe and rest. These are
premeditated and digested deaths. But that
Cato+ alone, may serve to all examples of vertue, it seemeth his
good destiny caused that hand wherewith he gave himselfe the fatall blow
to be sicke and sore: that so bee might have leisure to affront death and
to embrace it, reenforcing his courage in that danger in lieu of mollifieing
the same. And should I have represented him in his proudest state,
it should have beene all bloody- gored, tearing his entraile, and rendiiig
his gutts, rather then with a sword in his hand, as did the statuaries
of his time. For this second murther was much more furious then the first.
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1 HOR. Art. Poet. 467.
CHAPTER 2.XIV+ HOW THAT OUR SPIRIT
HINDERETH ITSELFE
IT is a pleasant imagination to conceive a spirit iustly ballanced betweene
two equall desires. For, it is not to be doubted, that he shall never
be resolved upon any match: forsomuch as the application and choise brings
all the inequality of prise: And who should place us betweene a bottle
of wine and a gammon of bacon, with an equall appetite to eat and drinke,
doubtlesse there were noe remedy, but to die of thirst and of hunger. To
provide against this inconvenient, when the Stoikes were demanded whence
the election of two indifferent things commeth into our soule (and which
causeth that from out a great number of Crownes or Angells we rather take
one then another, when there is no reason to induce us to preferre any
one before others) they answer, that this motion of the soule is extraorainarie
and irregular comming into us by a strange, accidentall and casuall impulsion.
In my opinion, it might rather be said that nothing is presented unto us,
wherein there is not some difference, how light so ever it bee: And
that either to the sight, or to the feeling, there is ever some choice,
which tempteth and drawes us to it, though imperceptible and not to bee
distinguished. In like manner, hee that shall presuppose a twine-thrid
equially strong all through, it is impossible by all possibility that it
should break, for, where would you have the flaw or breaking to beginne?
And at once to break in all places together is not in nature. The
Geometricall propositions which, by the certainty of their demonstrations,
conclude the contained greater then the containing,
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and the centre as great as his circumference; and that finde two lines
uncessantly approaching one unto another, which yet can never meete and
joyne together; and the Philosophers stone, and quadrature of the circle,
where the reason and the effects are so opposite: might peradventure draw
thence some argument to salve and belpe this bold speech of Pliny:
Solum certum, nihil esse certi, et homine nihil miserius aut superbius:/1
'This
only is sure, that there is nothing sure; and nothing more miserable, and
yet more arrogant then man. '{Yahoo+}
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1 PLIN. Nat. Hist. 1. ii. 7.
CHAPTER 2.XV+ THAT OUR DESIRES ARE
ENCREASED BY DIFFICULTIE
THERE is no reason but hath another contrary unto it, saith the wisest
party of Philosophers. I did erewhile ruminate upon this notable
saying, which an ancient writer alleageth for the contempt of life.
No good can bring us any pleasure, except that against whole losse we are
prepared: In aequo est, dolor amissae rei, et timor amittendae:/1 {fortune+}'Sorrow
for a thing lost, and feare of losing it, are on an even ground.' Meaning
to gain thereby, that the fruition of life cannot perfectly be pleasing
unto us, if we stand in any feare to lose it. A man might nevertheless
say on the contrary part, that we embrace and claspe this good so much
the harder, and with more affection, as we perceive it to be less sure,
and feare it should be taken from us. For, it is manifestly found,
that as fire is rouzed up by the assistance of cold, even so our will is
whetted on by that which doth resist it.
Si nunquam Danaen habuisset ahenea turis,
Non esset Danae de Iove facta parens./2
If Danae had not beene clos'd in brazen
Tower, Jove had not closed with Danae in golden shower,
And that there is nothing so naturally opposite to our taste as satiety,
which comes from ease and facility, nor nothing that so much sharpneth
it as rarenesse and difficulty. Omnium rerum voluptas ipso quo debet
fugare periculo crescit: 'The delight of all things encreaseth by the danger,
whereby it rather should terrify them that affect it.
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Galla nega; satiatur amor, nisi gaudia torquent./1
Good wench, deny, my love is cloied,
Unlesse joyes grieve, before enjoyed.
To keepe love in breath and longing, Lycurgus
ordained that the maried men of Lacedemonia might never converse with their
wives but by stealth, and that it should be as great an imputation and
shame to finde them laide together, as if they were found living with others.
The difficulty of assignations or matches appointed, the danger of being
surprised, and the shame of ensuing to-morrow,
------ et languor, et silentium,
Et latere petitus imo spiritus./2
And whispering voice, and languishment,
And breath in sighes from deepe sides sent.
are the things that give relish and tartnesse to the sawce. How many
most lasciviously-pleasant sports proceed from modest and shamefast manner
of speech, of the daliances and workes of love? Even voluptuousnesse
seekes to provoke and stirre it selfe up by smarting. It is much
sweeter when it itcheth, and endeared when it gauleth. The curtezan
Flora was wont to say that she never lay with Pompey but she made him carry
away the markes of her teeth.
Quod petiere premunt arcte, faciuntque dolorem
Corpore, et dentes inlidant saepe labellis:
Et stimuli subsunt, qui instigant laedere id ipsum
Quodcumgue est, rabies unde illi germina surgunt,/3
So goes it every where: rarenesse and difficulty giveth esteeme unto things.
Those of Marca d'Ancona, in Italy, make their vowes, and goe on pilgrimage
rather unto Iames in Galicia, and those of Galicia rather unto our Lady
of Loreto. In the country of Liege they make more account of the
Bathes of Luca; and they of Tuscany esteeme the Baths of Spawe more than
their
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owne. In Rome the Fence-schooles are ever full of Frenchmen, when
few Romans come unto them. Great Cato, as well as any else, was even
cloied and distasted with his wife so long as she was his owne, but when
another mans, then wished he for ber, and would faine have lickt his fingers
at her. I have heretofore put forth an old stalion to soile, who
before did no sooner see or smell a mare but was so lusty that no man could
rule him, nor no ground hold him; ease and facilitie to come to his owne
when he list, hath presently quailed his stomacke, and so cloyed him that
he is weary of them. But toward strange mares, and the first that
passeth by his pasture, there is no hoe with him, but suddenly he returnes
to his old wonted neighings and furious heate. Our appetite doth
contemne and passe over what he hath in his free choice and owne possession,
to runne after and pursue what he hath not.
Transuolat in medio posita, et fugientia captat./1
It over flies what open lies,
Pursuing onely that which flies.
To forbid us anything is the ready way to make
us long for it.
-----nisi tu servare puellam
Incipis, incipiet desinere ese mea,/2
If you begin not your wench to enshrine,
She will begin to leave off to be mine.
And to leave it altogether to our will is but
to breede dislike and contempt in us. So that to want and to have
store breedeth one selfe same inconvenience.
Tibi quod super est, mihi quod desit, dolet./3
You grieve because you have too much
It grieves me that I have none such.
1 HOR. Ser. 1. i. Sat. ii. 107. 2 OVID. Amor. 1. ii.
El. xix. 47. 3 TER. Phor. act i. sc. 3.
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Wishing and enjoying trouble us both alike.
The rigor of a mistris is yrkesome, but ease and facility (to say true)
much more; forasmuch as discontent and vexation proceed of the estimation
we have of the thing desired, which sharpen love and set it afire.
Whereas satiety begets distaste: it is a dull, blunt, weary, and drouzy
passion.
Si qua volet regnare diu, contemnat amantem,/1
If any list long to beare sway,
Scorne she her ]over, ere she play.
-----contemnite amantes,
Sic hodie veniet, si qua negavit heri,/2
Lovers your lovers scorne, contemne, delude, deride
So will shee come to-day, that yesterday denied.
Why did Poppea devise to maske the beauties of
her face, but to endear them to her lovers? Why are those beauties
vailed downe to the heeles, which all desire to shew, which all wish to
see? Why doe they cover with so many lets, one over another, those
parts where chiefly consisteth our pleasure and theirs? And to what
purpose serve those baricadoes and verdugalles wherewith our women arme
their flankes, but to allure our appetite, and enveagle us to them by putting
us off?
Et fugit ad salices, et se cupit ante videri./3
She to the willows runs to hide,
Yet gladly would she first be spide,
Interdum tunica duxit operta moram./4
She cover'd with her cote in play,
Did sometime make a short delay.
Whereto serves this mayden-like bashfulnesse, this willfull quaintnesse,
this severe countenance, this seeming ignorance of those things which they
know better than our selves, that goe about to instruct them, but to increase
a desire and endeare a longing in us to vanquish,
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1 OVID. Amor. 1. ii. El. xix. 33. 2 PROPERT. 1. ii.
El. xiv. 19. 3 VIRG. Buco. Ecl. iii. 65. 4 PROPERT. 1. ii.
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to gourmandize, and at our pleasure to dispose all this squeamish ceremonie,
and all these peevish obstacles? For, it is not only a delight but
a glory to besot and debauch this dainty and nice sweetnesse, and this
infantine bashfullnesse, and to subject a marble and sterne gravity to
the mercy of our flame. It is a glory (say they) to triumph over
modesty, chastity and temperance: and who disswadeth ladies from these
parts, betraieth both them and himselfe. It is to be supposed that
their heart yerneth for feare, that the sound of our wordes woundeth the
purity of their eares, for which they hate us, and with a forced constraint
agree to withstand our importunitie. Beauty with all her might hath not
wherewith to give a taste of her selfe without these interpositions.
See in Italie, where most, and of the finest beauty is to be sold, how
it is forced to seek other strange meanes, and suttle devices, arts and
tricks, to yeeld her selfe pleasing and acceptable: and yet in good sooth,
doe what it can, being venal and common, it remaineth feeble, and even
languishing. Even as in vertue of two equall effects, we hold that
the fairest and worthiest, wherein are proposed more lets, and which affordeth
greater hazards. It is an effect of Gods providence, to suffer his
holy Church to be vexed and turmoyled as we see with so many troubles and
stormes, to rouze and awaken by this opposition and strife the godly and
religious soules, and raise them from out a lethall security and stupified
slumber, wherein so long tranquility had plunged them. If we shall
counterpoize the losse we have had by the number of those that have strayed
out of the right way, and the profit that acrueth unto us, by having taken
hart of grace, and by reason of combate raised our zeale and forces; I
wot not whether the profit doth surmount the losse. We thought to
tie the bond of our marriages the faster by removing all meanes to dissolve
them, but by how much faster that of constraint hath bin tried, so much
more hath that of our will and affection bin slacked and loosed:
Whereas, on the contrary side, that which so long time held mariages in
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Rome, was the liberty to break them who list. They kept their
wives the better, forsomuch as they might leave them; and when divorces
might freely be had, there past five hundred years and more before any
would ever make use of them.
Quod licet, ingratum est, quod non licet, acrius urit./1
What we may doe, doth little please:
It woormes us more, that hath lesse ease.
To this purpose might the opinion of an ancient
writer be adjoyned, that torments do rather encourage vices than suppress
them; that they beget not a care of well-doing, which is the worke of reason
and discipline, but only a care not to be surprised in doing evil
Latius excisae pestis contagia serpunt.
Th' infection of the plague nigh spent
And rooted out, yet further went.
I wot not whether it be true, but this I know
by experience that policie was never found to be reformed that way.
The order and regiment of maners dependeth of some ther meane. The
Greeke stories make mention of the Agrippians neighbouring upon Scithia,
who live without any rod or staffe of offence, where not onely no man undertakes
to buckle with any other man but whosoever can but save himselfe, there
(by reason of their vertue and sanctity of life) is as it were in a Sanctuary:
And no man dares so much as to touch him. Many have recourse to them,
to attone and take up quarrels and differences, which arise amongst men
else where. There is a nation where the enclosure of gardens and fields
they intend keepe severall, are made with a seely twine of cotton, which
amongst them is found to be more safe and fast than are our ditches and
hedges. Furem signata sollicitant, Aperta ffractarius praeterit:/2
'Things
sealed up solicite a thief to break them open: 'Whereas a common burglayer
will passe by quietly things that lie open. Amongst other
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meanes, ease and facility doth haply cover and fence my house from the
violence of civill wares: Inclos-urer and fencing drawe on the enterprise,
and distrust, the offence. I have abated and weakened the souldiers
designe by taking hazard and all means of military glory from their exploite,
which is wont to serve them, for a title, and stead them for an excuse.
What is performed courageously, at what time justice lieth dead, and law
hath not her due course, is ever done honourably. I yeeld them the
conquest of my house dastardly and treacherous. It is never shut
to any that knocketh. It hath no other guardian or Provision but a porter,
as an ancient custome, and used ceremony, who serveth not so much to defend
my gate as to offer it more decently and courteously to all comers.
I have nor watch nor sentinell but what the starres keepe for mee.
That gentleman is much to blame who makes a shew to stand upon his guards,
except he be very strong indeed. Who so is open on one side is so every
where. Our fore-fathers never dreamed on building of frontire townes
and castles. The meanes to assaile (I meane without battery and troopes
of armed men) and to surprise our houses, encrease daily beyond the meanes
of garding or defending. Mens wits are generally exasperated and
whetted on that way. An invasion concerneth all, the defence none
but the rich. Mine was sufficiently strong, according to the times
when it was made. I have since added nothing unto it that way; and
I would feare the strength of it should turne against my selfe. Seeing
a peaceable time will require we shall unfortifie them. It is dangerous
not to be able to recover them againe, and it is hard for one to be assured
of them. For concerning intestine broils, your owne servant may be
of that faction you stand in feare of. And where religion serveth
for a pretence, even alliances and consanguinitie become mistrustful under
colour of justice. Common rents cannot entertaine our private garrisons.
They should all be consumed. We have not wherewith, nor are wee able
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apparent ruine, or more incommodiously and therewithall injuriously
without the common peoples destruction. The state of my losse should
not be much worse. And if you chance to be a looser, your owne friends
are readier to accuse your improvidence and unhedinesse than to moane you,
and excuse your ignorance and carelesenesse concerning the offices belonging
to your profession. That so many strongly-garded houses have been
lost, whereass mine continueth still, makes me suspect they were overthrowne
onely because they were so diligently garded. It is that which affoordeth
a desire and ministreth a pretence to the assailant. All gards beare
a shew of warre, which if God be so pleased may light upon me. But
so it is, I will never call for it. It is my sanctuary or retreate
to rest my selfe from warres. I endeavour to free this corner from
the publike storme, as I doe another corner in my soule. Our warre
may change forme and multiply and diversifie how and as long as it list,
but for my selfe I never stirre. Amongst so many barricaded and armed houses,
none but my selfe (as farre as I know) of my qualitie hath merely trusted
the protection of his unto the heavens: {Antonio+}
for I never removed neither plate, nor hangings, nor my evidences.
I will neither feare nor save my selfe by halfes. If a full acknowledgement
purchaseth the; favour of God, it shall last me for ever unto the end:
if not, I have continued long enough to make my continuance remarkeable
and worthy the registring. What, is not thirtie yeares a goodly time? {unilateral_disarmament+}
CHAPTER 2.XVI+ OF
GLORY+
THERE is both name, and the thing: the name is a voice which noteth
and signifieth the thing: the name is neither part of thing nor of substance:
it is a stranger-piece joyned to the thing and from it. God who in
and by himselfe is all fulnesse, and the type of all perfection, cannot
inwardly be augmented or encreased: yet may his name be encreased and augmented
by the blessing and praise which we give unto his exteriour workes; which
praise and blessing, since we cannot incorporate into him, forsomuch as
no accession of good can be had unto him, we ascribe it unto his name,
which is a part without him, and the neerest unto him. And that is
the reason why glory and honour appertaineth to God only. {Antonio+}
And there is nothing so repugnant unto reason as for us to goe about to
purchase any for our selves: for being inwardly needy and defective, and
our essence imperfect and ever wanting amendment, we ought only labour
about that. We are all hollow and empty, and it is not with breath and
words we should fil our selves. We have need of a more solide substance
to repaire our selves. An hunger starved man might be thought most
simple rather to provide himselfe of a faire garment then of a good meales-meat:
we must runne to that which most concerneth us. Gloria in excelsis
Deo, et in terra pax hominibus./1
'Glory be to God on high, and peace on earth amongst men,' as say our
ordinary prayers. We are in great want of beautie, health, wisdome,
vertue, and such like essentiall parts. Exteriour ornaments
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may be sought for when we are once provided of necessary things.
Divinitie doth very amply and pertinently treate of this subject, but I
am not very conversant with it. Chrysippus and Diogenes have beene
the first and most constant authors of the contempt of
glory+. And amongst all sensualities, they said, there was as none
so dangerous nor so much to be avoided as that which commeth unto us by
the approbation of others. {Hotspur+}
Verily experience makes us thereby feele and undergoe many damageable treasons.
Nothing so much empoisoneth princes as flattery+.
Nor nothing whereby the wicked minded gaine so easie credit about them;
nor any enticement so fit, nor pandership so ordinary to corrupt the chastity
of women, then to feed and entertaine them with their praises. The
first enchantment the Syrens employed to deceive Ulisses is of this nature.
Deca vers nous, deca, o treslouable Ulisse,
Et le plus grand honneur dont la Grece fleurisse.
Turne to us, to us turne, Ulisses thrice-renowned,
The principall renowne wherewith all Greece is crowned.
Philosophers said that all the worlds glory deserved not that a man of
wisdome should so much as stretch forth his finger to acquire it.
Gloria quantalibet quid erit, si gloria tantum est?/1
Never so gIorious name,
What ist, be it but fame?
I say for it alone: for it drawes many commodities
after it, by which it may yeeld it selfe desirable: it purchaseth us good
will: it makes us lesse exposed to others injuries and offences and such
like things. It was also one of the principall degrees of Epicurus:
for that precept of his sect, HIDE THY LIFE, which forbideth men to meddle
with public charges and negotiations, doth also necessarily presuppose
that a man should despise despise glory, which is an approbation the world
makes of those actions we give evidence of. He that bids us
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to hide our life and care but for our selves, and would not have us
know of others, would also have us not to be honoured and glorified thereby.
So doth he counsel Idomeneus by no meanes to order his actions by the vulgar
opinion and publike reputation: unlesse it be to avoide other accidentall
in-commodities which the contempt of men might bring unto him. Those
discourses (are in mine advise) very true and reasonable: but I wot not
how we are double in our selves, which is the cause that what we beleeve
we beleeve it not, and cannot rid our selves of that which we condemne.
Let us consider the last words of Epicurus, and which he speaketh as he
is dying: they are notable and worthy such a Philosopher: but yet they
have some badge of his names commendations, and of the humour which by
his precepts he had disavowed. Behold here a letter which he edited
a little before he yeelded up the ghost. 'Epicurus to Hermachus health
and greeting. Whilst I passe the happy, and even the last day of
my life, I write this, accompanied neverthelesse with such paine in my
bladder and anguish in my entrails, that nothing can be added unto the
greatnesse of it; yet was it recompensed with the pleasure which the remembrance
of my inventions and discourses brought unto my soule. Now as requireth
the affection which even from the infancy thou bast borne me and Philosophy,
embrace the protection of Metrodorus his children. Loe here his letter.
And which makes me interpret that the pleasure which in his soule he saith
to feele of his inventions, doth in some sort respect the reputation which
after his death he thereby hoped to attaine, is the ordinance of his last
will and testament, by which he willeth that Aminomachus and Timocrates
his heires should for the celebration of his birth- day every month of
January supply all such charges as Hermachus should appoint: and also for
the expence he might be at on the twentieth of every moon for the feasting
and entertainment of the Philosophers his familiar friends, who in the
honour of his memorie and of Metrodorus should meete together. Carneades
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hath been chiefe of the contrary opinion and hath maintained that glory
was in it selfe to bee desired, even as we embrace our posthumes for themselves,
having neither knowledge nor jovissanee of them. This opinion hath
not missed to be more commonly followed as are ordinarily those that fit
most and come nearest our inclidations. Aristotle amongst externall
goods yeeldeth the first ranke unto it: and avoideth as two extreme vices
the immoderation either in seeking or avoiding it. I beleeve that
had we the bookes which Cicero writ upon this subject, we should heare
strange matters of him: for he was so fond in this passion as had he dared
he would (as I thinke) have easily falne into the excesse that others fell
in; which is that even vertue was not to be desired but for the honour
which ever waited on it
Paulum sepultae distat inertiae
Celata virtus./1
There is but little difference betweene
Vertue conccal'd, unskilfulnesse unseene.
Which is so false an opinion, as I am vexed it
could ever enter a mans understanding that had the honour to beare the
name of a philosopher. If that were true a man needed not to be vertuous
but in publike: and we should never need to keepe the soules operations
in order and rule, which is the true seate of
vertue+, but only so much as they might come to the knowledge of others.
Doth then nothing else belong unto it, but craftily to faile, and subtilly
to cozen? If thou knowest a serpent to be hidden in any place (saith
Carneades) to which he by whose death thou hopest to reape commodity goeth
unawares to sit upon, thou commitiest a wicked act if thou warne him not
of it: and so much the more because thy action should be knowne but to
thy selfe. {integrity+} If we take
not the law of weldoing from our selves: if impunity be justice in us:
to how many kindes of treacherie are we daily to abandon our selves?
That which Sp. Peduceus did, faithfully to restore the
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riches which C. Plotius had committed to his only trust and secrecie,
and as my selfe have done often, I thinke not so commendable, as I would
deeme it execrable, if we had not done it. And I thinke it beneficiall
we should in our daies be mindfull of Publius Sextilius Rufus his example,
whom Cicero accuseth that he had received a great inheritance against his
conscience: not only not repugnant, but agreeing with the lawes.
And M. Crassus and Q. Hortensius, who by reason of their authority
and might, having for certaine Quidities been called by a stranger to the
succession of a forged will, that so he might make his share good: they
were pleased not to be partakers of his forgery, yet refused not to take
some profit of it: very closely had they kept themselves under the countenance
of the accusations, witnesses, and lawes. Meminerint Deum se habere
testem, id est (ut ego arbitror) mentem suam: 'Let them remember they have
God to witnesse, that is (as I construe it) their owne minde. Vertue
is a vaine and frivolous thing if it draw her commendation from glory.
In vaine should we attempt to make her keepe her rancke apart, and so should
we disjoyne it from fortune: for what is more casuall then
reputation+? Profecto, fortuna in omni re dominator: Ea res
cuizetas ex libidine magis quam ex vero celebrat obscuratque: '~Fortune+
governeth in all things, and either advaileth or abaseth them rather by
froward disposition then upright judgement. To make actions to be
knowne and seene, is the meere work of fortune. It is chance that
applieth glory unto us, according to her temeritie. I have often
seene it to goe before desert; yea, and many times to outgoe merit by very
much. He that first bethought himselfe of the resemblance betweene shadow
and glory, did better than he thought of. They are exceeding vaine
things. It also often goeth before her body, and sometimes exceeds by much
in length. Those who teach nobilitie to seeke in valour nothing but honour:
Quasi non sit honestum quod nobilitatum non sit: 'As though it were not
honest except it were ennobled:' what gaine they by it? But to instruct
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of others; and to be very heedy whether such witnesses are by that may
report newes of their valour, whereas a thousand occasions to doe well
are daily offered, and no man by to marke them? How many notable,
particular actions are buried in the throng of a battel. Whosoever
ammuseth himselfe to controle others, in so confused a burly-burly, is
not greatly busied about it: and produceth the testimony which he giveth
of his fellowes proceedings or exploits against himselfe. Vera et
sapiens animi magnitude, honestum illud quod maxime naturam sequitur, in
factis positum, non in gloria indicat: 'A true and wise
magnanimitie+ seemeth that honesty+
which especially followeth Nature, to consist in good actions and not in
glory. All the glory I pretend in my life is, that I have lived quietly.
Quietly not according to Metrodorus, Arcesilas, or Aristippus, but according
to my selfe. Since philosophy could never find any way for tranquillity
that might be generally good, let every man in his particular seeke for
it. To whom are Caesar and Alexander beholding for that infinite
greatnes of their renowne, but to fortune? How many men hath she
suppressed in the beginning of their progresse, of whom we have no knowledge
at all, who bare the same courage that others did, if the ill fortune of
their chance had not staid them even in the building of their enterprises?
Amongst so many and so extreame dangers (to my remembrance) I never read
that Caesar received any hurt. A thousand have dyed in lesse danger
than the least of those he escaped. Many worthy exploits and excellent
deedes must be lost before one can come to any good. A man is not
alwaies upon the top of the breach, nor in the front of an army, in the
sight of his generall, as upon a stage. A man may be surprised betweene
a hedge and a ditch. A man is sometimes put to his sodaine shifts,
as to try his fortune against a hens-roost, to ferret out foure seely shotte
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enterprise according as necessity and occasion offereth it selfe.
And if it be well noted (in mine advice) it will be found, and experience
doth teach it, that the least blazoned occasions are the most dangerous,
and that in our late home-warres, more good men have perished in slight
and little importing occasions, and in contention about a small cottage,
than in worthy atchievements and honourable places. Whoso thinketh
his death ill emploied, except it be in some glorious exploit or famous
attempt, in lieu of dignifying his death, he happily obscureth his life:
suffring in the meane time many just and honor-affoording opportunities
to escape, wherein he might and ought adventure himselfe. And all
just occasions are glorious enough; his owne conscience publishing them
sufficiently to all men. Gloria nostra et testimonium conscientiae
nostra:/1 'Our glory is the testimony of our conscience.' He that is
not an honest man but by that which other men know by him, and because
he shall the better be esteemed; being knowne to be so, that will not do
well but upon condition his vertue may come to the knowledge of men; such
a one is no man from whom any great service may be drawne, or good expected.
Credo ch'il resto di quel verno, cose
Facesse deqne di tenerne conto,
Ma fur fin' a quel tempo si nascose,
Che non e colpa mia s'hor' non le conto,
Perche Orlando a far' opre virtuose
Piu ch' a narrle poi sempre era pronto
Ne mai fu alcun' de li suoi fatti espresso,
Senon quando hebbe testimonii appresso./2
I guesse, he of that winter all the rest
Atchiev'd exploits, whereof to keepe account,
But they untill that time were so supprest,
As now my fault 'tis not, them not to count,
Because Orlando ever was more prest
To doe+, than tell deeds that might all
surmount.
Nor was there any of his deeds related
Unlesse some witnesse were associated.
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1 2 COR. i. 12; AUG. Hom. xxxv. 2 ARIOSTO, Orl. cant. xi. stan.
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A man must me to warres for his devoirs sake,
and expect this recompence of it, which cannot faile all worthy actions,
how secret soever; no not to vertuous thoughts: it is the contentment that
a well disposed conscience receiveth in it selfe by well doing. {virtue_own_reward+}
A man must be valiant for himselfe and for the advantage he hath to have
his courage placed in a constant and assured seate, to withstand all assaults
of fortune.
Virtus repulsae nescia sordidae,
Intaminatis fulget honoribus:
Nec sumit aut ponit secures
Arbitrio popularis aurae./1
Vertue unskill'd to take repulse that's base,
In undefiled honors earely shines,
At the dispose of peoples airy grace
She signes of honor tak's not, nor resignes.
It is not only for an exterior shew or ostentation
that our soule must play her part, but inwardly within our selves, where
no eyes shine but ours: there it doth shroud us from the feare of death,
of sorrowes and of shame: there it assureth us from the losse of our children,
friend, and fortunes; and when opportunitie is offerd, it also leades us
to the dangers of warre. Non emoluntento aliquo, sedi psius honestatis
decore:/2 'Not for any advantage, but for the
gracefulnes+ of honestie+ it selfe.'
Thls benefit is much greater, and more worthie to be wished and hoped than
honor and glory, which is nought but a favorable judgment that is made
of us. We are often driven to empanell and select a jury of twelve
men out of a whole countrie to determine of an acre of land: And
the judgement of our inclinations and actions (the weightiest and hardest
matter that is) we referre it to the idle breath of the vaine voice of
the common_sort+ and base raskalitie,
which is the mother of ignorance, of injustice and inconstancie.
Is it reason to make the life of a wise man depend on the judgement of
fooles? An quidquam stultius, quam quos singulos contemnas, eos aliquid
putare
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esse universos?/1 'Is there anything more foolish then
to thinke that al together they are oughts, whom every one single you would
set at noughts. Whosoever aimeth to please them hath never done.
It is a Butt, that hath neither forme nor holdfast.' Nil tam inaestimabile
est, quam aninti multitudinis: 'Nothing is so incomprehensible to be
just waied, as the minds of the multitude.' Demetrius said merrily of the
common peoples voice, that he made no more reckoning of that which issued
from out his mouth above, then of that which came from a homely place below;
and saith moreover: Ego hoc judico, si quando turpe non sit, tamen
non esse non turpe, quum id a multitudine laudetur:/2
'Thus I esteem
of it, if of it selfe it be not dishonest, yet can it not but be dishonest,
when it is applauded by the many.' No art, no mildnesse of spirit
might direct our steps to follow so stragling and disordered a guide.
In this breathie confusion of bruites and frothy Chaos of reports and of
vulgar opinions, which still push us on, no good course can be established.
Let us not propose so fleeing and so wavering an end unto our selves.
Let us constantly follow reason: And let the vulgar approbation follow
us that way. If it please: And as it depends all on fortune,
we have no law to hope for it, rather by any other way then by that.
Should I not follow a strait path for its straightnesse, yet would I do
it because experience hath taught me that in the end it is the happiest
and most profitable.{virtue_own_reward+}
Dedit hoc providentia hominibus munus at honesta magis juvarent: ' Mans
providence hath given him this gift, that honest things should more delight
and availe him. The ancient Sailer said thus to Neptune in a great
storme, 'Oh God, thou shalt save me if thou please, if not, thou shalt
lose me; yet will I keep my helme still fast,' I have in my daies seene
a thousand middle, mungrell and ambiguous men, and whom no man doubted
to be more worldly-wise than my selfe, lose themselves, where I have saved
my selfe.
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Risi successu posse carere dolos/1
I smild to see that wily plots
Might want successe (and leave men sots).
Paulus Emilius going to the glorious expedition
of Macedon, advertised the people of Rome during his absence not to speake
of his actions: for the licence of judgements is an especiall let in great
affaires. Forasmuch as all men have not the constancy of Fabius against
common, contrary and detracting voices: who loved better to have his authority
dismembred by mens vaine fantasies, then not to performe his charge so
well, with favourable and popular applause. There is a kind of I
know not what naturall delight that man hath to heare himselfe commended,
but wee yeeld too-too much unto it.
Laudari haud metuam, neque enim mihi cornea fibra est,
Sed recti finemque extremumque esse recuso
Euge tuum et belle./2
{Coriolanus+} Nor feare I to be prais'd,
for my guttes are not home,
But that the utmost end of good should be, I scorne,
Thy O well said, well done, well plaid.
I care not so much what I am with others, as I
respect what I am in my selfe. I will bee rich by my selfe and not
by borrowing. Strangers see but external apparances and events: every man
can set a good face upon the matter, when within he is full of care, griefe
and infirmities. They see not my heart when they looke upon my outward
countenance. There is great reason the hypocrisie that is found in
war should be discovered: for, what is more easie in a man of practise
then to flinch in dangers and to counterfeit a gallant and a
boaster+ when his heart is full of faintnesse and ready to droope
for feare? There are so many waies to shunne occasions for a man
to hazard himselfe in particular, that we shall have deceived the world
a thousand times before we need engage our selves into any perillous attempt;
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selves entangled in it, wee shall not want skill how to cloake our sport
with a good face, searne countenance, and bold speeches; although our heart
doe quake within us. 'And hee that had the use of the Platonicall Ring,{Gyges+}
whose vertue was to make him invisible that wore it upon his finger, if
it were turned toward the flat of the hand; many would hide themselves
when they should most make shewe of their worth, and would be sorie to
be placed in so honourable a place where necessity may be their warrant
of safetie.
Falsus honor iuvat, et mendax infamia terra
Quem, nisi mendosum et mendacem/1
False honour tickles; false defame affrights,
Whom, but the faulty, and false-fierd sprights?
See how all those judgements that men make of
outward apparences are wonderfully uncertaine and doubtfull, and there
is no man so sure a testimony, as every man is to himselfe: How many
horse-boye's have we in them as parteners and companions of our glory?
He that keepes his stand in an open trench, what doth he more, but divers
poore pioners doe as much before him, who open the way for him, and with
their bodies shelter him for poore sixpence a day, and happily for lesse? {peasant_stand_up+}
----- non quicguid turbida Roma
Elevet, accedas, examenque improbum in illa
Castiges trutina, nec te quaesiveris extra./2
If troublous Rome set ought at nought, make you not one,
Nor chastise you unjust examination
In balance of their lode:
Nor seeke your selfe abrode.
We call that a magnifying of our name, to extend and diperse the same in
many mouthes; we will have it to be received in good part, and that its
increase redound to his benefit: this is al that is most excusable in its
desseigne. But the infirmity of its excesse proceeds so farre that
many labour to have the world speake of them, howsoever it be. Trogus
Pompeius
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saith of Herostratus, and Titus Livius of Manlius Capitolinus, that
they were more desirous of great then good
reputation+. It is an ordinary fault; we endevour more that men
should speake of us, then how and what they speake, and it sufficeth us
that our name run in mens mouthes, in what manner soever. It seemeth
that to be knowen is in some sort to have life and continuance in other
mens keeping. As for me I hold that I am but in my selfe; and of
this other life of mine which consisteth in the knowledge of my friends,
being simply and barely considered in my self well I wot, I neither feele
fruite or jovissance of it, but by the vanitie of fantasticall opinion.
And when I shall be dead, I shall much lesse have a feeling of it:
And shall absolutely lose the use of true utilities which sometimes accidentally
follow it: I shall have no more fastnesse to take hold on reputation,
nor whereby it may either concerne or come unto mee. For, to expect my
name should receive it, First, I have no name that is sufficiently mine:
of two I have, the one is common to all my race, yea and also to others.
There is a family at Paris and another at Montpellier called Montaigne,
another in Britany, and one in Xaintonge, surnamed de la Montaigne.
The removing of one onely syllable may so confound our webbe, as I shall
have a share in their glory, and they perhaps a part of my shame. And my
Ancestors have heretofore beene surnamed Higham or Eyquem, a surname which
also belongs to a house well knowen in England. As for my other name,
it is any bodies that shall have a minde to it. So shall I happily
honour a Porter in my stead. And suppose I had a particular marke
or badge for my selfe, what can it marke when I am no more extant?
May it desseigne or favour inanity?
------nunc levior cippus non
imprimit ossa?
Laudat posteritas; nunc non e manibus illis,
Nunc non e tumulo fortunataque favilla
Nascuntur violae?/1
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Doth not the grave-stone on such bones sit light?
Posterity applaudes: from such a spright,
From such a tombe, from ashes blessed so,
Shall there not Violets (in cart-lodes) grow?
But of this I have spoken elsewhere. As
for the rest, in a whole battell, where ten thousand are either maymed
or slaine, there are not peradventure fifteene that shall be much spoken
off. It must be some eminent greatness or important consequence that
fortune hath joyned unto it to make a private action prevaile, not of a
meane shot alone, but of a chieftaine: for to kill a man or two or tenne;
for one to present himselfe undantedly to death, is indeed something to
every one of us in particular: for a mans free-hold goes on it: But
in regarde of the world they are such ordinary things, so many are daily
seene, and so sundry alike must concurre together to produce a notable
effect, that wee can looke for no particular commendation by them. {warre+}
---- casus multis hic cognitus, ac iam
Tritus, et e medio fortuno ductus acervo./1
This case is knowne of many, worne with nothing,
Drawne from the midle heape of fortunes doting.
Of so many thousands of worthie-valiant men, which
fifteene hundred yeares since have died in France with their weapons in
hand, not one hundred have come to our knowledge: The memory not
onely of the Generals and Leaders, but also of the battels and victories
lieth now low-buried in oblivion. The fortunes of more than halfe
the world, for want of a register, stirre not from their place, and vanish
away without continuance. Had I all the unknowne events in my possession,
I am perswaded I might easily supplant those that are knowne in all kindes
of examples. What, of the Romanes themselves and of the Graecians, amongst
so many writers and testimonies, and so infinit rare exploites and matchles
examples, how are so few of them come to our notice?
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Ad nos vix tenuis famae perlabitur aura,/1
Scarcely to us doth passe
Fames thin breath, how it was.
It shall be much, if a hundred yeares hence the
civill warres which lately we have had in France, be but remembred in grosse.
The Lacedemonians, as they were going to their battles, were wont to sacrifice
unto the Muses to the end their deedes might be well written and worthily
registred; deeming it a divine favor and unusuall grace, that noble actions
might finde testimonies able to give them life and memory. Thinke
we that at every shot that hits us or at every dangerous attempt we runne
into to have a clarke present to enrole it: and besides, it may be that
an hundred clarkes shall write them, whose commentaries shall not continue
three daies and shall never come to anybodys sight. We have but a
thousandth part of ancient writings: It is Fortune, which according
to her favor gives them either shorter or longer life; and what we have,
we may lawfully doubt of, whether it be the worse, since we never saw the
rest. Histories are not written upon every small trifle: It
is requisite that a man have beene conqueror of an Empire or of a Kingdome;
a man must have obtained two and fiftie set battles, and ever with a lesser
number of men, as Caesar did. Tenne thousand good-fellowes, and many great
captaines have died most valiantly and coragiously in pursuite of her,
whose names have continued no longer then their wives and children lived:
------ quos fama obscura recondit./2
Whom fame obscure before
Layes up in unknowne store.
Even of those whom we see to doe excellently well,
if they have but once continued so three months, or so many yeares, there
is no more speech of them then if they had never bin. Whosoever shall
in due
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measure proportion and impartially consider, of what kinde of people,
and of what deedes the glory is kept in the memory of bookes, he shall
finde there are few actions and very few persons that may justly pretend
any right in them. How many vertuous men have we seene to survive
their owne reputation, who even in their presence have seen the honor and
glorie which in their young daies they had right-justly purchased, to be
cleane extinguished? And doe we for three yeares of this fantasticall
and imaginarie life lose and foregoe our right and essentiall life, and
engage our selves in a perpetuall death? The wiser sort propose a
right-fairer and much more just end unto themselves, to so urgent and weighty
an enterprise. Recte facti, fecisse merces est: Officii fructi,
ipsum officium est:/1{Major+} 'The reward
of well-doing is the doing, and the fruit of our duty is our duty.'
It might peradventure be excusable in a Painter or other artificer, or
also in a Rhetorician or Gramarian, by his labours to endevor to purchase
a name: But the actions of vertue are themselves too-too noble to
seeke any other reward then by their own worth and merit, and especially
to seeke it in the vanity of mans judgement. If this false-fond opinion
doe notwithstanding serve and stead a common wealth to hold men to their
dutie: if the people be thereby stirred up to vertue: if Princes be any
way touched to see the world blesse and commend the memorie of Trajan,
and detest the remembrance of Nero: if that doth moove them to see the
name of that arch-villanie, heretofore so dreadfull and so much redoubted
of all, so boldly cursed and so freely outraged by the first scholer that
undertakes him: Let it hardly be increased, and let us (as much as
in us lieth) still foster the same amongst ourselves. And Platoe
employing all meanes to make his Citizens vertuous, doth also perswade
them not to contemne the peoples good estimation. And saith that through
some divine inspiration it commeth to passe that even the wicked know often,
as well by word as by opinion, how to distinguish justly
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the good from the bad. This man, together with his master, are
wonderfull and bold workmen to joyne divine operations and revelations
wheresoever humane force faileth. And therefore did perventure Timon
(deeming thereby to wrong him) surname him the great forger of miracles.
Vt
tragici poetae confugiunt ad Deum, cum explicare argumenti exitum non possunt./1
'As Poets that write Tragedies have recourse to some God when they
cannot unfold the end of their argument.' Since men by reason of their
insufliciencie cannot well pay themselves with good lawfull coine, let
them also employ false money. This meane hath beene practised by
all the law-givers: And there is no common wealth where there is
not some mixture either of ceremonious vanity or of false opinion, which
as a restraint serveth to keepe the people in awe and dutie. It is
therefore that most of them have such fabulous grounds and trifling beginnings,
and enriched with supernaturall mysteries. It is that which hath
given credit unto adulterate and unlawfull religions, and hath induced
men of understanding to favour and countenance them. And therefore
did Noma and Sertorius, to make their men have a better beliefe, feed them
with this foppery: the one, that the Nimph Egeria, the other that his white
Hinde, brought him all the councels he tooke from the Gods. And the
same authority which Numa gave his lawes under the title of this Goddesses
patronage, Zoroaster, Law-giver to the Bactrians and Persians, gave it
to his, under the name of the God Oromazis. Trismegistus, of the AFgyptians,
of Mercury: Zamolzie, of the Scithians, of Vesta: Charondas,
of the Chalcedonians, of Saturne: Minos, of the Candiots, of Jupiter:
Lycurgus, of the Lacedemonians, of Apollo: Dracon and Solon, of the
Athenians, of Minerva. And every common wealth hath a God to her
chiefe: al others falsly, but that truly which Moses instituted for the
people of Jewry descended from Aegypt. The Bedoins religion (as saith
the Lord of Jouinvile) held among other things that his soule which among
them all died
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for his Prince went directly into another more happy body much fairer
and stronger than the first: by means whereof they much more willingly
hazarded their lives for his sake.
In ferrum mens prona viris animaeque capaces
Mortis: et ignavum est rediturae parcere vitae./1
Those men sword minded, can death entertaine,
Thinke base to spare the life that turnes againe.
Loe here, although very vaine, a most needfull
doctrine and profitable beliefe. Everie Nation hath store of such
examples in it selfe. But this subject would require a severall discourse.
Yet to say a word more concerning my former purpose: I do not counsell
Ladies any longer to call their duty honour: vt enim consuetudo loquitur,
id solum dicitur honestum, quod est populari fama gloriosum:/2 'For
as custome speakes, that only is called honest which is glorious by popular
report.' Their duty is the marke; their honour but the barke of it.
Nor doe I perswade them to give us this excuse of their refusall in payment;
for I suppose their intentions, their desire, and their will, which are
parts wherein honour can see nothing, forasmuch as nothing appeareth outwardly,
there are yet more ordered then the effects.
Quae, quia non liceat, non facit, illa facit./3
She doth it, though she do it not
Because she may not doe't (Got wot).
The offence both toward God and in conscience
would be as great to desire it as to effect the same. Besides, they
are in themselves actions secret and hid; it might easily be, they would
steale some one from others knowledge, whence honour dependeth, had they
no other respect to their duty and affection which they beare unto chastity,
in regard of it selfe. Each honorable person chuseth rather to lose
his honour than to forgoe his conscience.
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1 LUCAN. 1. i. 461. 2 CIC. Fin. 1. ii. 3 OVID. Amor. 1.
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CHAPTER 2.XVII+ OF PRESUMPTION
THERE is another kind of glory, which is an over-good opinion we conceive
of our worth. It is an inconsiderate affection, wherewith wee cherish
our selves, which presents us unto our selves other then we are.
As an amorous passion addeth beauties and lendeth graces to the subject
it embraceth, and maketh such as are therewith possessed, with a troubled
conceit and distracted judgmement, to deeme what they love, and finde what
they affect, to bee other, and seeme more perfect, then in trueth it is.
Yet would I not have a man, for feare of offending in that point, to misacknowledge
himselfe, nor thinke to bee lesse then hee is: A true judgement should
wholly and in every respect mainetaine his right. It is reason, that
as in other things, so in this subject he see what truth presenteth unto
him. If he be Caesar, let him boldly deeme himselfe the greatest Captaine
of the world. We are nought but ceremonie: ceremonie doth transport
us, and wee leave the substance of things; we hold-fast by the boughs,
and leave the trunke or body. Wee have taught ladies to blush, onely
by hearing that named which they nothing feare to doe. Wee dare not
call our members by their proper names, and feare not to employ them in
all kind of dissolutenese. Ceremonie forbids us by words to expresse lawfull
and naturall things; and we beleeve it. Reason willeth us to doe
no bad or unlawfull things, and no man giveth credit unto it. Here
I find my selfe entangled in the lawes of Ceremonie, for it neither allowes
a man to speake ill or good of himselfe. {PlainDealer+}
Therefore will wee leave her at this time. Those whom
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fortune (whether we shall name her good or bad) hath made to passe their
life in some eminent or conspicuous degree, may by their publike actions
witnesse what they are; but those whom she never emploied but in base things,
and of whom no man shall ever speake, except themselves doe it, they are
excusable if they dare speake of themselves to such as have interest in
their acquaintance, after the example of Lucillus
Ille velut fidis arcana sodalibus olim
Credebat libris: neque si male cesserat, usquam
Decurrens alio, neque si bene: quo fit, ut omnis Votiva pateat veluti
descripta tabella
Vita senis./1
o his booke, as to his trusty friend
His secrets, nor did he to other refuge bend,
How ever well, or ill, with him his fortune went.
Hence is it, all the life is seene the old man spent,
As it were in a Table noted,.
Which were unto some God devoted.
This man committed his actions and imaginations
to his paper, and as he felt, so he pourtraied himselfe. Nec id
Rutilio et Scauro citra fidem, aut obtrectationi fuit:/2 'Nor was that
without credit, or any imputation to Rutilius or Scaurus.' I remember then,
that even from my tenderest infancy, some noted in me a kind of I know
not what fashion in carrying of my body and gestures, witnessing a certaine
vaine and foolish fiercenesse. This I will first say of it, that
it is not inconvenient to have conditions so peculiar, and propensions
so incorporated in us, that we have no meane to feele, or way to know them.
And of such naturall inclinations, unknowne to us, and without our consent,
the body doth easily retaine some signe or impression. It was an
affectation witting of his beauty, which made Alexander to bend his head
a little on one side, and Alcibiades, his speech somewhat effeminate and
lisping: Julius Caesar was wont to scratch his head with one finger,
which is the countenance of a man surcharged
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with painefull imaginations: and Cicero (as I remember) had gotten a
custome to wryth his nose, which signifieth a naturall scoffer. Such
motions may unawares and imperceptibly possesse us. Others there
be which are artificiall, whereof I will not speake. As salutations,
reverences, or conges, by which some doe often purchase the honour (but
wrongfully) to be humble, lowly, and courteous: a man may be humble through
glory. I am very prodigall of cappings, namely in Summer, and I never
receive any from what quality of men soever, but I give them as good and
as many as they bring, except be be some servant of mine. I wish
that some Princes whom I know would be more sparing and in partiall dispencers
of them, for, being so indiscreetly employed, they have no force at all:
If they be without regard, then are they without effect. Amongst
disordered countenances, let us not forget the sterne looke of Constantius
the Emperour, who in publike held ever his head bolt-upright, without turning
or bending the same on any side, no not so much as to looke on them that
saluted him sideling, holding his body so fixt and unmoveable, that let
his coche shake never so much, he kept still up-right: he durst never spit
nor wipe his nose nor drie his face before. the people. I wot not
whether those gestures which were noted in me were of this first condition,
and whether in truth I had any secret propension to this fault, as it may
well be: and I cannot answer for the motions of my body. But concerning
those of the soule, I will here ingenuously confesse what I thinke of them.
There are two parts in this glory: which is to say, for a man to esteeme
himselfe overmuch, the other, not sufficiently to esteeme of others.
For the one, first me thinks these considerations ought somewhat to be
accompted of. I feele my selfe surcharged with one errour of the
mind, which both as bad, and much more as importunate, I utterly dislike.
I endevour to correct it; but I cannot displace it. It is, because
I abate the just value of those things which I possesse; and enhance the
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strange, absent and not mine owne. This humor extends it selfe
very farre, as doth the prerogative of the authority, wherewith husbands
looke upon their owne wives with a vicious disdaine, and many fathers upon
their children: so doe I, and betweene two like workes would I ever weigh
against mine. Not so much that the jealousie of my preferment, and
amendment troubleth my judgement, and hindereth me from pleasing my selfe,
as that mastery her self begets a contempt of that which a man possesseth
and oweth. Policies, far customes and tongues flatter me; and I perceive
the Latine ton gue by the favour of her dignity to deceive me, beyond what
belongs unto her, as children and the vulgar sort. My neighbours
economie; his house, and his horse, though but of equall value, is more
worth then mine by how much more it is not mine owne. Besides, because
I am most ignorant in mine owne matters, I admire the assurance, and wonder
at the promise that every man hath of himselfe: whereas there is almost
nothing that I wot I know, nor that I dare warrant my selfe to be able
to doe. I have not my faculties in proposition or by estate, and
am not instructed in them but after the effect; as doubtfull of mine owne
strength, as uncertaine of anothers force. Whence it followeth, if commendably
I chance upon any one piece of worke, I rather impute it to my
fortune+, then ascribe it to mine industry; forasmucb as I designe
them all to hazard and in feare. Likewise I have this in generall,
that of all the opinions which Antiquity hath had of men in gross, those
which I most willingly embrace, and whereon I take most hold, are such
as most vilifie, condemne, and annihilate us. {Yahoo+}
Me thinks Philosophy hath never better cardes to shew then when she checketh
our presumption, and crosseth our vanity; when in good sooth she acknowledgeth
her irresolution, her weaknesse and her ignorance. Me seemeth the
over good conceit and selfe-weening opinion man hath of himselfe, is the
nurse-mother of the falsest opinions, both publike and particular.
Those which a cocke-horse will pearch
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themselves upon the Epicicle of Mercury and see so farre into heaven,
they even pull out my teeth. For in the study which I professe, the
subject whereof is Man, {proper_study+}
finding so extreme a inextricable a labyrinth of difficulties, one upon
the necke of another, so great diversitie, and so much uncertaintie, yea
even in the school of wisedome it selfe: you may imagine since those men
could never be resolved of the knowledge of themselves and of their owne
condition, which is continually before their eyes, which is ever within
them; since they know not how that moveth which themselves cause to move,
nor how to set forth the springs, and decipher the wards, which themselves
hold and handle, how should I thinke of the true cause of the flux and
reflux of the river Nilus? The curiosity to know things hath beene
given to men (as saith the holy Scripture for a scourge. But to come
to my particular, it is very hard (mee seemeth) that some other regardeth
him selfe lesse, yea and some other esteemeth me lesse than I esteeme my
selfe. I accompt my selfe of the
common+ sort, except in that I deeme myselfe guiltie of the basest,
and culpable most popular defects: but not disavowed nor excused. {low_esteem+}
And I only prise my selfe wherein I know my worth. If any glory be
in me, it is but superficially infused into me; by the treason of my complexion:
and hath no solide body appearing to the sight of my judgement. I
am but sprinckled over, but not throughly dyed. For in truth, touching
the effects of the spirit in what manner soever, there never came any thing
from me that contented me. And others approbation is no currant payment
for me. My judgement is tender and hard, especially in mine owne
behalf. I feele my self to waver and bend through weaknesse:
I have nothing of mine owne to satisfie my judgement. My sight is indifferently
cleare and regular; but if I take any serious worke in hand, it is troubled
and dimmed: as I perceive most evidently in poesie: I love it exceedingly:
I have some insight or knowledge in other mens labours, but in truth I
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set my hand unto it: then can I not abide my selfe. A man may
play the foole every where else, but not in poesie:
-----mediocribus esse poetis
Non dii, non homines, non concessere, columnae,/1
Nor Gods, nor men, nor pillers gave the graunt,
That Poets in a meane, should meanely chaunt.
I would to God this sentence were found in the front of our printers or
stationers shops, to hinder the entrance of so many bald-rimers.
-----verum
Nil securius est malo Poeta./2
Nothing securer may he had,
Then is a Poet bold and bad.
Why have we no such people? Dionysius the
father esteemed nothing in himselfe so much as his poesie. In the
times of the Olimpike games, with chariots exceeding all other in magnificence,
he also sent poets and musitians to present his verses, with tents and
pavillions gilt and most suinptuously tapistried. When they first
beganne to rehearse them, the favour and excellencie of the pronunciation
did greatly allure the peoples attention: but when they beganne to consider
the fondnesse of the composition, they fell as soone to contemne them:
and being more and more exasperated, fell furiously into an uproare; and
headlong ranne in most spitefull manner to teare and cast downe all his
pavillions. And forasmuch as his rich chariots did no good at all
in their course, and the ship which carried his men, returning homeward,
missed the shore of Sicilie, and was by violent stormes driven and spilt
upon the coast of Tarentum, they certainely beleeved the wrath of the Gods
to have beene the cause of it, as being greatly offended both against him
and his vile and wicked poeme: yea and the mariners themselves that escaped
the shipwracke did much second the peoples opinion: to which the oracle
that foretold his
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death seemed in some sort to subscribe: which implied that Dionysius
should be neare his end, at what time he had vanquished those that should
be of more worth than himselfe; which he interpreted to be the Carthaginians,
who exceeded him in might. And having at any time an occasion to
fight with them, that that he might not incur the meaning of his prediction,
he would often temper and avoide the victorie. But he mis-understood
the matter, for God observed the the time of advantage, when as through
partiall fatvour and injustice he obtained the victory over the tragicall
poets of Athens, who were much better than he was, where he caused, in
contention of them, his tragedie, entitled the Leneiens, to be publikely
acted. After which usurped victorie, be presently deceased: and partly
through the excessive joy he thereby conceived. What I finde excusable
in mine is not of it selfe and according to truth: but in comparison of
other compositions, worse then mine, to which I see some credit given.
I envie the good the happe of those which can applaude and gratifie themselves
by their owne labours; for it is an easie matter for one to please himselfe,
since he drawes his pleasure from himselfe: especially if one be somewhat
constant in his owne wilfulnesse. I know a poetaster, gainst whom
both weake and strong, in company and at home, both heaven and earth, affirme
and say he hath no skill or judgement in poesie, who for all that is nothing
dismaied, nor will not abate one jote of that measure whereunto he hath
fitted himselfe; but is ever beginning againe, ever consulting anew, and
alwaies persisting; by so much the more fixed in his opinion by how much
the more it concerneth him alone, and he only is to maintaine it.
My compositions are so farre from applauding me, that as many times as
I looke them over, so often am I vexed at them.
Cum relego, scripsisse pudet, quia plurima cerno,
Me quoque qui feci judice, digna lini./1
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When I re-read, I shame I write; for much I see,
My selfe, who made them, being judge, blotted to be.
I have ever an idea in my mind which presents
me with a better forme then that I have alreadie framed; but I can neither
lay hold on it nor effect it. Yet is that idea but of the meaner
stamp. I thereby conclude that the productions of those rich and great
mindes of former ages are farre beyond the extreame extention of my wish
and imagination. Their compositions doe not only satisfie and fill me,
but they astonish and wrap me into admiration. I judge of their beauty,
I see it, if not to the end, at least so farre as it is impossible for
me to aspire unto it. Whatsoever I undertake (as Plutarke saith of
one) I owe a sacrifice to the Graces, hoping thereby to gaine their favour.
----- si quid enim placet,
Si quid dulce hominum, sensibus influit.
Debentur lepidis omnia gratus.
If ought do please, if any sweet
The sense of men with pleasures greet,
To thank the Graces it is meet.
They altogether forsake me: what I doe, it is
but bunglingly, and wants both polishing and beauty. I can rate them
at no higher value then they are worth. My workmanship addeth no
grace unto the matter. And that's the reason I must have it strong,
with good holdfast, and shining of it selfe, If I chance to seize on any
popular or more gay, it is to follow me, who love not a ceremonious prudence
and gloomy wisedome, as doth the world; and to glad my selfe, not my stile,
who would rather have it grave and severe; if at least I may call that
a stile which is formelesse and abrupt speech; a popular gibrish, and a
proceeding without definition, without partition, and sans conclusion,
troubled as that of Amasanius and Rabirius. I am neither pleased,
nor glad, nor tickled. The best tale in the world comming into my
hands becomes withered and tarnished.{Kent+} {PlainDealer+}
I cannot speake but in good earnest, and am altogether barren of that facility
which I see
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in many of my companions, to entertaine commers, to keep a whole troupe
in talk, to ammuse a princes eares with all manner of discourses and never
to be weary, and never to want matter, by reason of the graces they have
in applying their first approches, and fitting them to the humour and capacity
of those they have to doe withall. Princes love not greatly serious
and long discourses, nor I to tell tales. The first and easiest reasons
(which are commonly the best taken I can neither employ nor make use of
them. I am an ill orator to the common sort. I speake the utmost
I know of all matters. {Kent+}
Cicero thinks, in discourses of philosophy, the exordium to be the hardest
part: if it be so, I wisely lay hold on the conclusion. Yet should a man
know how to turne his strings to all aires: and the sharpest comes ever
last in play.. There is at last as much perfection in raising up
an empty as to uphold a weighty thing: a man must sometimes handle matters
but superficially, and at other times dive into them. I wot well
that most men keep themselves on this low stage because they conceive not
of things but by the outward shew. {Kent+}
I also know that the greatest clarkes, yea Xenophon and Plato, are often
seene to yeeld to this low and popular fashion, in speaking of matters,
upholding it with those graces which they never want. As for the
rest, my language hath neither facility nor fluency in it, but is harsh
and sharpe, having free and unsinnowy dispositions.{PlainDealer+}
And so it liketh me, if not by my judgement, yet by my inclination. But
yet I perceive that sometimes I wade too farre into it, and that forcing
my selfe to avoide art and affectation, I fall into it another way. {PlainDealer+}
----- brevis esse labore:
Obscurus fio./1
To be short labour I?
I darker grow thereby.
Plato saith, that either long or short are not properties that either diminish
or give price unto speech. If I should undertake to follow this other
smoothe, even and regular stile, I should never attains unto it.
And
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although the cadences and breakings of Salust doe best agree with my
humour, yet do I finds Caesar both greater and lesse easie to be represented.
And if my inclination doth rather carrie mee to the imitation of Senecaes
stile, I omit not to esteeme Plutarke much more. As well in silence
as in speech, I am simply my naturall forme, whence happily ensueth that
I am more in speaking than in writing. The motions and actions of
the body give life unto words, namely, in them that move roundly and without
affectation, as I doe, and that will be earnest. {PlainDealer+}
Behaviour, the face, the voice, the gowne, and the place, may somewhat
endeare those things which in themselves are but meane, as pratling.
Messala complaineth in Tacitus of certaine strait garments used in his
time, and discommendeth the fashion of the benches whereon the Orators
were to speak, saying they weakened their eloquence. My French tongue
is corrupted both in the pronunciation and elsewhere by the barbarisme
of my country. I never saw men of these hither-countries that did
not evidently taste of his home-speech, and who often did not wound those
caree that are purely French. Yet it is not because I am so cunning
in my Perigordin: for I have no more use of it than of the Dutch, nor doe
I greatly care. It is a language (as are many others round about
me) like to that of Poitou, Xaintonge, Angoulesme, Limosin, and Auvergne,
squattering, dragling, and filthie. There is about us, towards the
mountaines, a Gascoine tongue, which I much commend and like, sinnowie,
pithie, short, significant, and in truth man-like and military; {PlainDealer+}
more than any other I understand. As compendious, powerfull, and
pertinent as the French is gracious, delicate, and copious. As for
the Latine, which was given me for my mother-tongue, by reason of discontinuance,
I have so lost the promptitude, of it, as I cannot well make use of it
in speech, and scarcely in writing, in which I have heretofore beene so
ready, that I was called a master in it. Loe heere my little sufficiencie
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commerce and societie of men. It is the chiefe meane of reconciliation
betweene one and other. Nor is there any man so barbarous and so
hard-hearted, that in some sort feeleth not himselfe strucken with her
sweetnes. The body hath a great part in our being, and therein keepes
a speciall rancke. For his structure and composition are worthy due consideration.
Such as goe about to sunder our two principall parts, are much to blame;
they ought rather to be coupled and joyned fast together. The soule
must be enjoyned not to retire to her selfe her quarter, nor to entertaine
her selfe apart, nor to despise and leave the body (which she cannot well
doe, except it be by some counterfeited, apish tricke) but ought so combine
and cling fast unto him, to embrace, to cherish, assist, correct, perswade,
and advise him, and if hee chance to sway or stray, then to leade and direct
him: In fine, she should wed and serve him instead of a husband, that so
their effects may not seeme contrary and divers, but agreeing and uniforme.
Christians have a particular instruction concerning this bond, for they
know that Gods justice alloweth this society, and embraceth this conjunction
of the body and soule, yea so farre as to make the body capable of everlasting
rewards. And that God beholds the whole man to worke, and will have
him entirely to receive either the punishment or the recompence, according
to his demerits. The Peripatetike Sect (of all Sects the most sociable)
attributeth this onely care unto wisdome, in common to procure and provide
the good of these two associated parts: and declareth other sects to have
partialized overmuch, because they had given themselves to the full consideration
of this commixture; this one for the body, this other for the soule, with
one like error and oversight, and had mistaken their subject, which is
man; {proper_study+} and their
guide, which in generall they avouched to be Nature. The first distinction
that hath beene amongst men, and the first consideration that gave preheminences
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----- agros divisere atque dedere
Pro facie cuiusque et viribus ingenioque:
Nam facies multum valuit virisque vigebant./1
They lands divided, and to each man shared
As was his face, his strength, his wit compared,
For face and strength were then
Much priz'd amongst men.
I am of a stature somewhat under the meane.
This default hath not only uncomlinesse in it, but also incommoditie:
Yea even in those which have charge and commandement over others; for the
authoritie which a faire presence and corporall majestic endoweth a man
withal is wanting. Caius Marius did not willingly admit any Souldiers
in his bands that were not six foot high. The Courtier hath reason
to require all ordinary stature in the gentleman he frameth, rather than
any other: and to avoid all strangenesse that may make him to be pointed
at. But if he misse of this mediocritie, to chuse that he rather
offend in lownes than in tallnes. I would not doe it in a militarie man.
Little men, saith Aristotle, are indeed pretty, but not beauteous, nor
goodly; and in greatnes is a great soule knowne as is beauty in a great
and high body. The Ethiopians and Indians, saith he, in chusing of
their Kings and Magistrates, had an especiall regard to the beautie and
tallnes of the persons. They had reason, for it breedeth an awfull
respect in those that follow him, and a kinde of feare in his enemies,
to see a goodly, tall, and handsome man march as chiefe and generall in
the head of any armie, or front of a troupe:
Ipse inter primos praestanti corpore Turnus
Vertitur, arma tenens, et toto vertice suprit est./2
Turnus, a goodly man, mongst them that led,
Stood arm'd, then all they higher by the head.
Our great, divine, and heavenly King, all whose
circumstances ought with much care, religion, and reverence, to be noted
and observed, hath not refused the bodies commendation. Speciosus forma
prae filiis
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hominum:/1 'In favor beautiful above the sonnes of men.
And Plato wisheth beautie to be joyned unto temperance and fortitude in
the preservers of his Commonwealth.' Is it not a great spite, if being
amongst your owne servants, a stranger commeth to yourselfe to ask you
where your Lord or Master is? And that you have nothing but the remainder
of a capping, which is as well put off to your Barber, or to your Secretarie?
As it happened to poore Philopoemen, who having left his company behind,
and comming alone into a house where he was expresly looked for, his hostess,
who knew him not, and saw him to be so il-favored a fellow, employed him
to help her maides draw water, and to mend the fire for the service of
Philopoemen. The gentlemen of his traine being come and finding him
so busily at work (for he failed not to fulfil his hostesses commandement,
enquired of him what he did, who answered,' I pay the penaltie of my unhandsomnesse.
Other beauties are for women. The beautie of a handsome comely tallnesse
is the only beautie of men. Where lownesse and littlenesse is, neither
the largenesse nor roundnesse of a forehead, nor the whitenesse nor lovelinesse
of the eyes, nor the pretty fashion of a nose, nor the slendernes of the
eare, littlenesse of the mouth, order and whitenesse of teeth, smooth thicknesse
of a beard, browne like a chesse-nut, well-curled and upstanding haire,
just proportion of the head, freshnes of colour, the cheereful aspect of
a pleasing face, the sweet-smelling of a body, nor the well decorated composition
of all limmes, can make a handsome beauteous man. As for me, I am
of a strong and well compacted stature, my face is not fat but full, my
complexion betweene joviall and melancholy, indifferently sanguine and
hot.
Vnde rigent setis mihi crura, et sector villis:/2
Whereby my legs and brest,
With rough haire are opprest.
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My health is blith and lustie, though well-stroken in age, seldome troubled
with diseases: Such I was, for I am now engaged in the approaches
of age, having long since past over forty yeares. {usthem+}
------minutatim vires et robur
adultum
Frangit, et in partem pejorem liquitur aetas./1
By little and a little age breakes strength,
To worse and worse declining melts at length.
What hereafter I shall be will be but half a being.
I shall be no more my selfe. I daily escape, and still steale my
selfe from my selfe:
Singula de nobis anni praedantur euntes./2
Yeares as they passe away,
Of all our things make prey.
Of addressing, dexteritie, and disposition, I
never had any, yet am I the son of a well disposed father, and of so blithe
and merry a disposition, that it continued with him even to his extreamest
age. He seldome found any man of his condition, and that could match
him in all exercises of the body; as I have found few that have not out-gone
me, except it were in running, wherein I was of the middle sort.
As for musicke, were it either in voice, which I have most harsh, and very
unapt, or in instruments, I could never be taught any part of it.
As for dancing, playing at tennis, or wrestling, I could never attaine
to any indifferent sufficiencie, but none at all in swimming, in fencing,
in vaulting, or in leaping. My hands are so stiffe and nummie, that
I can hardly write for my selfe, so that what I have once scribled, I had
rather frame it anew than take the paines to correct it; and I reade but
little better. I perceive how the auditorie censureth me; otherwise I am
no bad clarke. I cannot very wel close up a letter, nor could I ever make
a pen. I was never good carver at the table. {diffidence+}
I could never make readie nor arme a
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horse; nor handsomely array a hawke on my fist, nor cast her off, or
let her flie, nor could never speake to dogges, to birds, or to horses.
The conditions of my body are, in fine, very well agreeing with those of
my minde, wherein is nothing lively, but onely a compleate and constant
vigor. I endure labour and paine, yet not very well, unlesse I carry
myselfe unto it, and no longer than my desire leadeth and directeth me.
Molliter austerum studio fallente laborem./1
While earnestnesse for sport or gaine,
Sweetly deceives the sowrest paine,
Otherwise, if by any pleasure I be not allured,
and if I have other direction than my genuine and free will, I am nothing
worth, and I can never fadge well: for I am at such a stay, that except
for health and life, there is nothing I will take the paines to fret my
selfe about, or will purchase at so high a rate as to trouble my wits for
it, or be constrained thereunto.
----- Tanti mihi non sit opaci
Omnis arena
Tagi, quodgue in mare volvitur aurum:/2
So much I weigh not shadow Tagus sande,
Nor gold that roules into the Sea from land,
I am extreamelie lazie and idle, and exceedingly
free, both by nature and art. I would as willingly lend my blood
as my care. {amateur+}
I have a minde free and altogether her owne; accustomed to follow her ownw
humor. And to this day never had, nor commanding, nor forced master.
I have gon as farre, and kept what pace pleased me best: which hath enfeebled
and made me unprofitable to serve others, and made me fit and apt, but
onely for my selfe. And as for me, no man ever needed to force this
heavie, lither, and idle nature of mine; for, having even from my birth
found my selfe in such a degree of fortune, have found occasion to stay
there (an occasion notwitlistanding, that a thousand others of mine acquaintance
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would have taken as a plancke to passe over to search, to agitation,
and to unquietness. And as I have sought for nothing, so I have taken
nothing.
Non agimur tumidis venus Aquilone secundo,
Non tamen adversis aetatem ducimus austi is:
Viribus, ingenio, specte, virtute, loco, re,
Extremi primorum, extremis usque priores./1
With full sailes prosp'rous winde, we do not drive,
Nor yet with winde full in our teeth doe live.
In strength, in wit, in vertue, shape, goods, place,
Last of the first, before the last we pace.
I have had no need but of sufficiencie to content
my selfe, which being well taken is ever a regiment for the mind, equally
difficult in all sorts of conditions; and which by use we see more easily
found in want than in plenty; peradventure, because that according to the
course of our other passions, the greedinesse of riches is more sharpened
by their uses than by their need: and the vertue of moderation more rare
than that of patience. And I have had no need but to enjoy those
goods quietly, which God of his bounty had bestowed upon me. I have
tasted no kinde of tedious trouble. I have seldome mannaged other
than mine owne businesse: or if I have, it hath beene on condition I might
do it at my leisure, and according to my will, committed unto me, by such
as trusted me and knew me well, and would not importune me. For the
skilfull rider will reape some service of a restie and wind-broken jade.
My very childe-hood. hath beene directed by a soft, milde, gentle and free
fashion, and ever exempted from rigorous subjection. Al which hath
endowed me with a delicate kinde of complexion, and made me incapable of
any care: So that I love men should conceale my losses from me and
the disorders which concerne me. I n the chapter of my charges and
expences, I have set down, that mynegligence+
or carelessnesse+{sprezzatura+}
costs me, both to feed and entertaine my selfe.
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----- haec nempe super sunt,
Quae dominum fallant, quae prosint furibus./1
This remnant of accompts I have,
Which may deceive Lords, help a Knave.
I love not to know an accompt of what I have,
that I may lesse exactly feele my losses: I desire those that live
with me, where they want affection or good effects, to cozen and pay me
with good apparances. For want of sufficient constancy to endure
the importunity of contrary or crosse accidents, whereunto we are subject;
and because I cannot alwaies keepe my selfe prepared to governe and order
my affaires as much as I am able, I foster this opinion in me, relying
wholly uponfortune+, and ready to take everything
at the worst, and resolve to beare that worst mildly and patiently.
About that only doe I busie my selfe, and to that end do I direct all my
discourses. In any dangerous matter I care not so much how I may
avoide it, and how little it importeth whether I avoid it or no; and what
were it if would continue in it? Being unable to direct events I
governe my selfe; and if they apply not themselves to me, I apply my selfe
to them: {Epictetus+} I have no great
art to shunne fortune, and how to scape or force it, and with wisedome
to addresse matters to my liking: I have also lesse sufferance to
endure the sharpe and painefull care which belongeth to that. And
the most toilsome state for me is to be doubtful in matters of weight,
and agitated between feare and hope. To deliberate, be it but in slight
matters, doth importune me. And I feel my spirit more perplexed to
suffer the motions of doubt and shakings of consultation, than to be settled
and resolved about any accident whatsoever after the chance is once cast.
Fewe passions have troubled my sleepe but of deliberations the least doth
trouble it. Even as of high-waies, I willingly seeke to avoid the
downe-hanging and slippery, and take the beaten-path, though myrie and
deepe, so I may go no lower, and there seeke I safetiee. So love I pure
mishapes, and which
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exercise and turmoile me no more, after the uncertaintie of their mending:
and which even at the first cast, drive me directly into sufferance.
------ dubiae plus torquent
mala./1
Evils yet in suspence,
Doe give us more offence.
In events, I carry my selfe man-like; in the conduct
childishly. The horror of a fall doth more hurt me than the blow.
The play is not worth the candle. The covetous man hath a worse reckoning
of his passion than the poore; and the jealous man than the cuckold.
And it is often lesse harme for one to loose his farme, than pleade and
wrangle for it: the slowest march is the safest. {carelessness+}
It is the seate ofconstancie+.
Therein you have no need but of yourselfe. There she takes her footing
and wholly resteth upon her selfe. This example of a
gentleman+, whom many have knowne, hath it not some Philosophicall
shew? This man having passed all his youth like a good fellow, a
jollie companion, a great talker, and a merry ladd, being now well in yeares,
would needs be married. Remeinbring himselfe how much the subject
of cuckoldry had given him cause to speake and scoff at others; to put
himselfe under covert-baron, he tooke him a wife from out that place where
all men may have them for money, and with her made his alliance: good morrow
whoore, good morrow cuckold. And there is nothing wherewith he oftener
and more openly entertained such as came unto him, than with this tale:
whereby he bridled the secret pratlings of mockers, and blunted the point
of their reproch. Concerning ambitious which is next neighbor, or
rather daughter, to presumption, it had beene needfull (to advance me)
that fortune had come to take me by the hand: for to put in my selfe into
any care for an uncertaine hope, and to submit my selfe to all difficulties,
waiting on such as seeke to thrust themselfe 1 SEN. Agam. yt iii.
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into credite and reputation, in the beginning of their progresse I could
never have done it.
------ Spem pretio non emo,/1
Expence of present pay
For hope, I do not lay.
I fasten myself on that which I see and hold, and go not far from the shore:
Alter remus aquas, alter tibi radat arenas./2
Keeps water with one oare,
With th' other grate the shore.
Besides a man seldome comes to these preferments
but in hazarding first his owne: and I am of opinion if that which a man
hath sufficeth to maintaine the condition wherein he was borne and brought
up, it is folly to let it goe upon the uncertainety of encreasing the same.
He to whom fortune refuseth meanes to settle his estate and establish a
quiet and reposed being is excusable if he cast what he hath at hazards
since thus as well as thus necessitie sends him to shift and search out.
Capienda rebus in malis preceps via est./3
A headlong course is best,
When mischiefes are addrest.
And I rather excuse a younger brother to make
sale of his inheritance than him who hath the honor of his house in charge,
who cannot fall into wants but through his default. I have by the
counsell of my good friends of former times found the way shorter and easier
to rid my selfe of this desire and keepe my selfe husht:
Cui sit conditio dulcis, sine pulvere palmae./4
Who like it well to beare the prise,
But take no toile in any wise.
Judging also rightly of my forces that they were not capable of great matters:
and remembering the saying 1 TER. Adel. act ii. sc. 2. 2 PROP. 1.
iii. Eleg. ii. 23. 3 SEN. Agam. act ii. sc. 1, 47. 3 HOR. 1. i.
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of Lord Oliver, whilome Chancellor of France, who said that Frenchmen
might be compared to apes, who, climbing up a tree, never cease skipping
from bough to bough, till they come to the highest, where they shew their
bare tailes.
Turpe est quod nequeat capiti committere pondus,
Et pressum inflexo mox dare terga genu./1
'Tis shame, more than it can well beare, on head to packe,
And thereby soone oppress't with bended knee flie backe.
Such qualities as are now in me void of reproach,
in that age I deemed unprofitable. The facilitie of my maners had
been named faintnesse and weakness, faith and conscience would have been
thought scrupulous and so superstitious: liberty and freedome, importunate,
inconsiderate, and rash. Misfortune serveth to some purpose.
It is not amiss to be born in a much depraved age for in comparison of
others, you are judged vertuous, very cheape. In our dayes he that
is but a parricide, or a sacrilegious person, is a man of honesty and honor.
Nunc si depositum non inficiatur amicus,
Si reddat veterem cum tota aeruigine follem,
Prodigiosa fides, et Thuscis digna libellis,
Quaeque coronatad lustrari debeat agna./2
If now a friend deny not what was laid in trust,
If wholly he restore th'old bellowes with their rust:
A wondrous trust, to be in chronicles related,
And should with sacrifice, as strange, be expiated.
And never was there time or place wherein more
assured and great reward was proposed unto Princes for goodnesse and justice.
The first that shall be advised by these meanes to thrust himselfe into
favour and credit, I am much deceived if in part of paiment he get not
the start of his fellowes. Force and violence can do very much, but,
never all. Wee see merchants, country justices, and artificers to
march cheeke by jowl with our nobilitie in valour and militarie discipline. {peasant+}
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They performe honourable combates, both publike and private. They
batter and defend townes and cities in our present warres. A Prince
smothereth his cornmendation amid this throng. Let him shine over
others with humanities, with truth, loyalties temperance, and above all
with justice, markes now adaies rare, unknowne, and exiled. It is
only the peoples will wherewith he may effect what he pleaseth: and no
other qualities can allure their will so much as they as being the profitablest
for them: Nihil est tam populare quam bonitas. 'Nothing is so popular
as goodnesse+ is. By this proposition
I had been a rare areat man as by that of certaine ages past I am now a
pigyney and popular man; in which it was common. If stronger qualities
did not concurre with all, to see a man temperate in his revenges, milde
in revenging of offences, religious in keeping of his word, neither double
nor over tractable, nor applying his faith to others will, or to every
occasion. {list_of_virtues+}
I would rather let all affaires go to wracke than breake my word for their
availe. For touching this new-found vertue of faining and dissimulation,
which now is so much in credit, I hate it to the death: and of all vices
I finde none that so much witnesseth demissenesse and basenesse of heart. {PlainDealer+!}
It is a coward and servile humour for a man to disguise and bide himselfe
under a maske, and not dare to shew himselfe as he is. Thereby our
men address themselves to trecherie: being trained to utter false words,
they make no conscience to breake them. A generous minde ought not
to belie his thoughts, but, make shew of his inmost parts: there all is
good, or at least all is humane. Aristotle thinkes it an office of magnanimitie
to hate and love openly, to judge and speake with all libertie, and never
(though prise of truth goe on it) to make esteeme either of the approbation
or reprobation of others. Appolonius said it was for servants to
lie, and for free-men to speake truth. It is the chiefe and fundamentall
part of vertue. {PlainDealer!+!} Shee must be loved for her owne sake.
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serveth, and that feares not to tell a lie when it little importeth
another man, is not sufficiently true. My mind of her own complexion
detesteth falsehood and hateth to think on it. I feele an inward
bashfulnes and a stinging remorse if at any time it scape me, as sometimes
it doth if unpremeditated occasions surprise me. A man must not alwaies
say all he knowes, {Kent+} for that were
follie: but what a man speakes ought to be agreeing to his thoughts, otherwise
it is impiety. I know not what benefit they expect that ever faine,
and so uncessantly dissemble: except it be not to be beleeved, even when
they speake truly. That may deceive men once or twice, but to make
a profession to cary it away smoothly, and as some of our Princes have
done, to boast that if their shirt were privie to their secret and true
cogitanons, they would burne it: which was the saying of ancient Metellus
Macedonicus and that he who cannot dissemble cannot reign, serves but only
to warne those who have to deale with them, that what they say is but untruth
and dissimulation: Quo quis versutior et callidior est hoe invisior
et suspectior, detracta opinione probitatis:/1 'The finer-headed and
more subtle-brained a man is, the more is he hated and suspected if once
the opinion of honesty be taken from him.' It were great simplicity for
a man to suffer himselfe to be mis-led either by the lookes or wordes of
him that outwardly professeth what he is not inwardly, as did Tiberius.
And I know not what share such people may challenge in the commerce of
men, never producing any thing that may be taken for good paiment.
He who is disloyall to truth is likewise false against lying. Such
as in our daies; in the establishing of a Princes dutie, have only considered
the good and felicitie of his affaires, and preferred the same before the
respect of his faith and conscience, would say something to a Prince whose
affaires fortune hath so disposed that with once breaking and falsifying
of his word he might for ever confirme and establish them. But it
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to such a bargaine. A man during his life concludeth more than
one peace or treatie. The commodity or profit that inviteth them
to the first disloyalty (and daily some offer themselves, as to all other
trecheries), sacrileges, murders, rebellions, treasons, are undertaken
for some kinde of profit. But this first gaine brings ever infinite losses
and dangers with it: casting this Prince from-out all commerce and meanes
of negotiation by the example of this infidelitie. Soliman of the
Ottomans race (a race little regarding the keeping of promises or performance
of covenants), at what time he caused his armie to land at Otranto (I being
then but a childe), having knowne that Mercurin of Gratinara, and the inhabitants
of Castro, were detained prisoners after the towne was yeelded, contrary
to that which by his captaines had beene capitulated with them, he sent
word they should be released, and that having otherweighty enterprises
in hand in that country, such disloyalty, although it had apparance of
great and present benefit, yet in time to come it would bring a distrust
and reproch of infinite prejudice. As for me, I had rather be importunate
and indiscreet than a flatterer+ and a
dissembler. I allow a man may entermingle some point of fiercenesse
and wilfulnesse to keepe himselfe so entire and open as I am, without consideration
of others. And mee seemeth I become a little more free where I should
be lesse, and that by the opposition of respect I grow earnest. It
may also be that for want of art I follow mine owne nature. Presenting
to the greater sort the very same licence of speech and boldnes of countenance
that I bring from my house: I perceive how much it inclineth towards
indiscretion and incivilitie+. But although
I be so fashioned, my spirit is not sufficiently yeelding to avoid a sudden
question, or to scape it by some winding, nor to dissemble a truth, nor
have I memory able to continue it so fained, nor assurance sufficient to
maintaine it; and I play the braggard+
through feeblenesse. And therefore I apply my selfe to ingenuitie, {simplicitie+}
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and by intention; leaving the successe thereof unto fortune. Aristippus
said that the chiefest commoditie he reaped by philosophy was, that he
spake freely and sincerely to all men. Memory is an instrument of
great service, and without which, judgement wil hardly discharge his duty,
wherof I have great want. What a man will propose unto me, he must
doe it by peecemeales: for, to answer to a discourse that hath many heads,
lieth not in my power. I cannot receive a charge, except I have my writing
tables about me: and if I must remember a discourse of any consequence,
be it of any length, I am driven to this vile and miserable necessitie,
to learne every word I must speake by rote; otherwise I should never do
it wel or assuredly, for feare my memory should in my greatest need faile
me; which is very hard unto me, for I must have three houres to learne
three verses. Moreover, in any long discourse, the libertie or authoritie
to remoove the order, to change a word, uncessantly altering the matter,
makes it more difficult to be confirmed in the authors memory. And
the more I distrust it, the more it troubleth me. It serveth me better
by chance, and I must carelesly sollicite her, for if I urge her, she is
astonished; and if it once beginne to waver, the more I sound her, the
more entangled and intricate she proveth. She wil wait upon me when she
list, not when I please. And what I feele in my memories I feele
in many other parts of mine. I eschew cornmandement, duty, and compulsion.
What I doe easily and naturally, if I resolve to doe it by expresse and
prescribed appointment, I can then doe it no more. Even in my body, those
parts that have some liberty, and more particular jurisdiction, doe sometimes
refuse to obey me if at any time I appoint and enjoine them to doe me some
necessarie services. This forced and tyrannicall preordinance doth
reject them, and they either for spight or feare shrinke and are quailed.
Being once in a place where it is reputed a barbarous discourtesie not
to pledge those that drinke to you, where although I were used with al
libertie, in favor
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of certaine ladies that were in company, according to the fashion of
the country, I would needs play the good fellow. But it made us all
mery; for the threats and preparation, that I should force my selfe beyond
my naturall custome, did in such sort stop and stuffe my throat, that I
was not able to swallow one drop, and was barr'd of drinking all the repast.
I found my selfe glutted and ful of drink by the overmuch swilling that
my imagination had fore-conceived. This effect is more apparant in
those whose imagination is more vehement and strong: yet it is naturall:
and there is no man but shall sometimes have a feeling of it. An
excellent archer being condemned to death, was offered to have his life
saved if he would but shew any notable triall of his profession, refused
to make proofe of it; fearing lest the contention of his will should make
him to misse-direct his hand, and that in lieu of saving his life, he might
also lose the reputation+ he had gotte
in shooting in a bow. A man whose thoughts are busie about other
matters, shall very neere within an inch keepe and alwaies hit one selfe
same number and measure of paces, in a place where he walketh; but if heedily
he endevour to measure and count them, he shall finde that what he did
by nature and chance, he cannot doe it so exactly by desseign. {sprezzatura+}
My library (which, for a countrey library, may passe for a very faire one)
is seated in a corner of my house: if any thing come into my minde, that
either I must goe seeke or write in it, for feare I should forget it in
crossing of my court, I must desire some other body to remember the same
for me. If speaking, I embolden my selfe never so little to digresse
from my discourse, I do ever lose it; which makes me to keepe my selfe
in my speech, forced, neere and close. Those that serve me, I must
ever call them either by their office or countrey: for I finde it very
hard to remember names. Well may I say it hath three syllables, that
its sound is harsh, or that it beginneth or endeth with such a letter.
And should I live long, I doubt not but I might forget mine own name, as
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have done heretofore. Messala Corvinus lived two yeeres without
any memory at all, which is also reported of George Trapezoncius.
And for mine owne interest, I doe often ruminate what manner of life theirs
was, and whether wanting that part, I shall have sufficient to maintaine
my selfe in any good sort: which looking neere unto I feare that this defect,
if it be perfect, shall lose all the functions of my soule.
Plenus rimarum sum, hac atque illac perfluo./1
I am so full of holes, I cannot hold,
I runne out ev'ry way, when tales are told.
It hath often befallen me to forget the word which
but three houres before I had either given or received of another, and
to forget where I had laid my purse; let Cicero say what he list.
I helpe my selfe to loose what I particularly locke up. Memoria certe
non modo philosophiam, sed omnis vitae usum, omnesque artes una maxime
continet: 'Assuredly memorie alone, of all other things, compriseth not
onely philosophy, but the use of our whole life, and all the sciences.
Memorie is the receptacle and the case of knowledge. Mine being so
weake, I have no great cause to complaine if I know but little. I
know the names of Arts in generall, and what they treate of, but nothing
further, I turne and tosse over bookes, but do not studie them; what of
them remaines in me is a thing which I no longer acknowledge to be any
bodies else. Onely by that hath my judgement profited: and the discourses
and imaginations wherewith it is instructed and trained up. The authours,
the place, the words; and other circumstances, I sodainly forget: and am
so excellent in forgetting, that as much as any thing else I forget mine
owne writings and compositions. Yea, mine owne savings are every
hand-while alleadged against my selfe, when God wot I perceive it not.
He that would know of me, whence or from whom the verses or examples which
here I have hudled up are taken,
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should greatly put me to my shifts, and I could hardly tell it him.
Yet have I not begged them, but at famous and very wel knowen gates, which
though they were rich in themselves, did never please me, unlesse they
also came from rich and honourable hands, and that authority concurre with
reason. It is no great marvell if my booke follow the fortune of
other bookes, and my memory forgo or forget as wel what I write as what
I reade: and what I give as well as what I receive. Besides the defect
of memory, I have others, which much further my ignorance. My wit
is dull and slow, the least cloud dimmeth it, so that (for example sake)
I never proposed riddle unto it (were it never so easie) that it was able
to expound. There is no subtilitie so vaine but confounds me.
In games wherein wit may beare a part, as of chesse, of card, of tables,
and others, I could never conceive but the common and plainest draughts.
My apprehension is very sluggish and gloomy; but what it once holdeth the
same it keepeth fast: and for the time it keepes it, the same it embraceth
generally, strictly, and deepely. My sight is quicke, sound, perfect, and
farre-seeing, but easily wearied if much charged or emploied. By
which occasion I can have no great commerce with books but by others service
which reade unto me. Plinie the younger can instruct those that have
tried it, how much this fore-slowing importeth those that give themselves
to this occupation. There is no spirit so wretched or so brutish
wherein some particular facultie is not seene to shine; and none so low
buried, but at one hole or other it will sally out sometimes. And how it
commeth to passe that a minde blinde and slumbering in all other things,
is in some particular effects, lively, cleare, and excellent, a man must
inquire of cunning masters. But those are the faire spirits which
are universall, open and readie to all, if not instructed, at least to
be instructed. Which I alleage to accuse mine: for, be it either
through weakenesse, or retchlessenesse (and to be carelesse of that which
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neerest concerneth the use of life, is a thing farre from my dogma or
doctrine) there is none so simple or so ignorant as mine, in divers such
common matters, and of which, without imputation or shame, a man should
never be ignorant; whereof I must needs tell some examples. I was
borne and brought up in the countrie, and amidst husbandry: I have
since my predecessours quit me the place and possession of the goods I
enjoy, both businesse and husbandry in hand, I cannot yet cast account
either with penne or counters. There are divers of our French coines I
know not: nor can I distinguish of one graine from another, be it in the
field or in the barne, unlesse it be very apparant: nor do I scarcely know
the difference betweene the cabige or letuce in my garden. I understand
not the names of the most usuall tooles about husbandrie, nor of the meanest
principles of tillage, which most children know. I was never skilfull
in mechanicall arts, nor in traffike or knowledge of merchandise, nor in
the diversitie and nature of fruits, wines, or cates, nor can I make a
hawke, physike a horse, or teach a dogge. And since I must make ful shew
of my shame or ignorance, it is not yet a moneth since that I was found
to be ignorant wherto leven served to make bread withal; or what it was
to cunne wine. {amateur+}
The Athenians were anciently wont to thinke him very apt for the mathematikes,
that could cunningly order or take up a faggot of brushe wood? Verily
a man might drawe a much contrarie conclusion from me: for let me have
all that may belong to a kitchin, yet shall I be ready to starve for hunger.
By these parts of my confession one may imagine divers others to my cost
and detriment. But howsoever I make myselfe knowne, alwaies provided it
be as I am, indeed I have my purpose. And I excuse not my selfe that
I dare set downe in writing so base and frivolous matters as these.
The basenesse of the subject forceth me thereunto. Let who so list
accuse my project, but not my progresse. So it is that without being warned
of others I see very well how little this weigheth or is worth, and I perceive
the fonduesse of my purpose.
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It is sufficient that my judgement is not dismayed or distracted, whereof
these be the Essaies.
Nasutus sis usque licet, sis denique nasus
Quantum noluerit ferre rogatus Atlas:
Et possis ipsum tu deridere Latinum,
Non potes, in nugas dicere plura meas,
Ipse ego quam dixi; quid dentem dente juvabit
Rodere? carne opus est, si satur esse velis.
Ne perdas operam, qui se mirantur, in illos
Virus habe, nos haec novimus esse nihil./1
Suppose you were long-nos'd, suppose such nose you weare
As Atlas, if you should intreat him, would not beare,
That you in flouting old Latinus can be fine.
Yet can you say no more about these toyes of mine,
Then I have said; what boote tooth with a tooth to whet?
You must have fleshe, if you to glut your selfe be set.
Loose not your paines; 'gainst them who on themselves are doting
Keepe you your sting: we know these things of ours are nothing.
I am not bound to utter no follies so I be not
deceived to know them: and wittingly to erre is so ordinarie in me that
I erre not much otherwise; and seldome erre casually. It is a small
matter to yeeld the fond actions unto the rashnesse of my humors since
I cannot warrant my selfe ordinarily to yeeld them the vicious. Being
at Barleduc I saw for the commendation of Renate the King of Sicilies memory
a picture which with his owne hands he had made of himselfe, presented
unto our King Francis the second: why is it not as lawfull for every man
else to pourtray himself with his pen, as it was for him to do it with
a pensell? I wil not then forget this blemish, unfit to be seene
of all. That is irresolution, a most incommodious defect in the negotiation
of worldly affaires: I cannot resolve in matters admitting doubtfulnesse:
Ne si, ne no, nel cuor mi suona intiero./2
Nor yea, nor nay, sounds clearely in my heart.
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I can maintaine an opinion, but not make choiee
of it: for in Humane things what side soever a man leaneth on, many apparences
prevent themselves unto us, which confirm us in them: and Chrysippus the
Philosopher was wont to say that he would learne nothing else of his maisters,
Zeno and Cleanthes, but their doctrines simply: for proofes and reasons
he would finde enough of himselfe. Let me turne to what side I will,
I ever finde sufficient matter and liklyhood to keepe my selfe unto it.
Thus keepe I doubt and liberty to my selfe, to chuse, untill occasion urge
me, and then (to confesse the truth), as the common saying is, I cast my
feather to the wind, and yeeld to fortunes mercie. A verie light
inclination and a slender circumstance carries me away.
Dum in dubio est animus paulo momento huc atque illuc impellitur./1
While mind is in suspence, with small ado,
'Tis hither, thither, driven fro and to.
The uncertainty of my judgement is in many occurrences
so equally balanced as I would willingly compromise it to the deciding
of chance and of the dice. And I note with great consideration of
our humane imbecilities the examples which the history of God it selfe
hath left us of this use, to remit the determination of elections in doubtfull
matters unto fortune and hazard. Sors cecidit super Matthiam:/2
'The
lot fell upon Matthias.' Humane reason is a two-edged dangerous sword;
even in Socrates his hand, her most inward and familiar friend, marke what
a many-ended staffe it is. So am I only fit to follow, and am easily
carried away by the throng. I doe not greatly trust mine owne strength,
to undertake to command or to lead. I rejoyce to see my steps traced
by others. If I must run the hazard of an uncertaine choice, I would
rather have it be under such a one who is more assured of his opinions,
and more wedded to them, then I am of
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mine; the foundation and platforme of which I flnd to be very slippery;
yet am I not very easie to change, forsomuch as I perceive a like weaknesse
in contrary opinions. Ipsa consuetudo assentiendi periculosa esse
videtur, et lubrica:/1
'The very custome of assenting seemeth hazardous and slippery:'
Namely in politik affaires, wherein is a large field open to all motions,
and to contestation:
Iusta pari premitur veluti cum pondere libra,
Prona nec hac plus parte sedet, nec surgit ab illa./2
As when an even skale with equall weight is peized,
Nor falles it downe this way, or is it that way raised.
As for example,
Machiavels+ discourses were very solid for the subject: yet hath it
been very easie to impugne them, and those that have done have left no
lesse facilitie to impugne theirs. A man might ever find answeres
enough to such an argument, both rejoynders, double, treble, quadruple,
with this infinite contexture of debates, that our pettie-foggers have
wrye-drawne and wrested as much as ever they could in favour of their pleas
and processes:
Caedimur, et totidem plagis consumimus hostem./3
Wee by our foes are beaten, if not slain,
Wee with as many strokes waste them againe;
Reasons having no other good ground than experience,
and the diversity of humane events presenting us with infinite examples
of all manner of formes. A wise man of our times saith that where
our Almanakes say warme should a man say cold, and in lieu of drie, moyst;
and ever set downe the contrarie of what they foretell; were he to lay
a wager of one or others successes he would not care what side he tooke,
except in such things as admit no uncertaintie; as to promise extreame
heat at Christmas, and exceeding cold at Midsomer. The like I thinke
of these politike discourses. What part soever you are put unto, you have
as good a
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1 CIC. Acad. Qu. 1. iv. 2 TIBUL. 1. iv. Hero. v.
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game as your fellow: provided you affront not the apparant and plain
principles. And therefore (according to my humour) in publike affaires
there is no course so bad (so age and constancie be joyned unto it) that
is not better then change and alteration. {rightist+}
Our manners are exceedingly corrupted, and with a marvellous inclination
bend towards worse and worse. Of our lawes and customes many are barbarous,
and divers monstrous; notwithstanding, by reason of the difficultie to
reduce us to better estate, and of the danger of this subversion, if I
could fixe a pegge into our wheel+ and stay
it where it now is, I would willingly doe it.
------nunquam adeo foedis adeoque
pudendis
Ultimur exemplis, ut non peiora suiper sint./1
Examples of so filthy shamefull kinde
We never use, but worse remaines behind.
Instabilitie+ is the worst I find in
our state, and that our lawes, no more than our garments, can take no setled
forme. It is an easie matter to accuse a state of imperfection, since
all mortall things are full of it. As easie is it to beget in a people
a contempt of his ancient observances: No man ever undertooke it, but came
to an end: But to establish a better state in place of that which
is condemned and raced out, divers who have attempted it have shronk under
the burthen. Touching my conduct, my wisdome hath small share therein.
I am very easily to be directed by the worlds publike order. Oh happy
people that doth what is commanded, better then they which command, without
vexing themselves about causes; which suffer themselves gently to be rowled
on, according to the heavens rowling. Obedience is never pure and
quiet in him who talketh, pIeadeth, and contendeth. In some (to returne
to my selfe) the only matter for which I make some accompt of my selfe
is that wherein never man did thinke himselfe defective. My commendation
is vulgar, common, and popular; for who ever thought he wanted wit?
It were a proposition which in it selfe would imply
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contradiction. It is an infirmity that is never where it is seene,
it is very strong and fast-holding, but yet pierced and dissipated by the
first beame of the patients sight, as doth the sunnes raies scatter and
disperse a gloomie mist. For a man to accuse himselfe were to excuse
himselfe of that subject; and to condemne himselfe, an absolving of himselfe.
There was never so base a porter, nor so silly a woman, but thought he
had sufficient wit for his provision. We easily know in others the
advantage of courage, of bodily strength, of experience of disposition,
and of beauties but we never yeeld the advantage of judgement to any body:
and the reasons which part from the simple'naturall discourse in others,
wee thinke that had we but looked that way, wee had surely found them.
The skill, the knowledge, the stile, and such like parts which we see in
strange workes, we easily perceive whether they exceede ours; but the meere
productions of wit and understanding every man deemeth it lyeth in him
to meete with the very like, and doth hardly perceive the weight and difficultie
of it, except (and that very scarcelv) in an extreame and incomparable
distance. And he that should clearely see the height of a strangers
judgement, would come and bring his unto it. Thus is it a kinde of
exercising whereof a man may hope but for meane commendation and small
praise, and a manner of composition of little or no harme at all.
And then for whom do you write? The wiser sort, unto whom belongeth bookish
jurisdiction, know no other price but of doctrine, and avow no other proceeding
in our wits but that of erudition and art. If you have mistaken one
Scipio for an other, what of any worth have you left to speake-of?
He that is ignorant of Aristotle (according to them) he is therewithall
ignorant of himselfe. Popular and shallow-beaded mindes cannot perceive
the grace or comelinesse, nor judge of a smooth and quaint discourse.
Now these two kindes possess the world. The third, unto whose share you
fall, of regular wits, and that are strong of themselves, is so rare that
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or ranke amongst us; he loseth halfe his time that doth aspire or endeavour
to please it. It is commonly said that the justest portion nature
hath given us of the graces is that of sense and understanding: for there
is no man but is contented with the share she hath allotted him.
Is it not reason? He who should see beyond that, should see further
then his sight. I perswade my selfe to have good and sound opinions: but
who is not so perswaded of his owne: One of the best trials I have
of it is the small esteeme I make of myselfe: for had they not been well
assured they would easily have suffered themselves to be deceived by the
affection I beare unto my selfe, singular, as he who bring it almost all
unto my selfe, and that spill but a little besides. All that which
others distribute thereof unto an infinite number of acquaintances, to
their glorie and greatnesse, I referre to the repose of my spirit and to
myselfe. What else-where escapes of it is not properly by the appointment
of my discourse:
------ mihi nempe valere et
vivere doctus./1
Well learn'd in what concerneth me,
To live, and how in health to be.
As for my opinions, I finde them infinitely bold
and constant to condemne mine insufficiencies. {diffidence+}
And to say truth, it is a subject whereabout I exercise my judgement as
much as about any other. The world lookes ever for right, I turne
my sight inward, there I fix it, there I ammuse it. Every man lookes
before himselfe, I looke within my selfe: I have no busines but with
my selfe. I uncessantly consider, controle and taste my selfe: other
men goe ever else-where if they thinke well on it: they go ever foreward.
------ nemo in sese tentat descendere./2
No man attempteth this Essay,
Into himselfe to finde the way.
as for me, I roule me unto my selfe. This capacitie of sifting out
the truth, what and howsoever it be in me,
-----
1 PERS. Sat. iv. 23. 2 CIC. Off. 1. X.
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and this free humour I have, not very easily to subject my beliefe,
I owe especially unto my selfe, for the most constant and generall imaginations
I have are those which (as one would say) were borne with me: they are
naturall unto me, and wholy mine. I produced them raw and simple,
of a hardy and strong production, but somewhat troubled and imperfect:
which I have since established and fortified by the authoritie of others,
and by the sound examples of
ancients+, with whom I have found my selfe conformable in judgement:
those have assured me of my hold-fast of them, and have given me both the
enjoying and possession thereof more absolute and more cleare. The commendation
which every man seekes after for a vivacitie and promptitude of wit, I
chalenge the same by the order of a notable and farre-sounding action,
or of some particular sufficiencie; I pretend it by the order, correspondencie,
and tranquillitie of opinions and customes. Omnino si quidquam est
decorum, nihil est profecto magis quam aequabilitas universae vitae, tum
singularum actionum: quam conservare non possis, sit aliorum nat uram imitans,
omittas tuam: 'Clearely if any thing bee decent for a man, nothing is more
than an even carriage and equability of his whole life, and every action
therein: which you cannot uphold if following the nature of others you
let passe your owne. Behold here then how far forth I finde my selfe
guilty of that first part I said to be in the vice of presumption.
Concerning the second, which consisteth in not esteeming sufficiently of
others, I wot not whether I can so well excuse my selfe; for whatsoever
it cost me, I intend to speake what is of it. It may be the continuall
commerce I have with ancient humours, and the idea of those rich mindes
of former ages doth bring me out of liking and distaste both of others
and of my selfe, or that in truth we live in an age which produceth things
but meane and indifferent. So it is that I know nothing worthy any
great admiration. {ancients+} Also
I know not many men so familiarly as I should to be able to judge of them:
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doth ordinarily make me conversant are for the most part such as have
little care for the manuring of the soule, and to whom nothing is proposed
for chiefe felicitie but honour+, and for
absolute perfection but valour+. Whatsoever
I see or beauteous or worthy in any other man, I willingly commend and
regard; yea, and I often endeare my selfe with what I thinke of it, and
allow my selfe to lie so farre forth: for I cannot invent a false subject.
I willingly witness with my friends what I finde praise-worthy in them.
And of an inch of valour, I willingly make an inch and a halfe; but to
lend them qualities they have not, I cannot; and openly to defend their
imperfections, I may not: yea, bee they mine enemies, I shall sincerely
give them their due in witnessing their worth or honour. My affection
may change; my judgement never. And I confound not my quarrell with
other circumstances that are impertinent and belong not unto it.
And I am so jealous of the liberty of my judgement, that for what passion
soever I can hardly quit it. I wrong my selfe more in
lying+ than him of whom I lie. This commendable and generous
custome of the Persian nation is much noted; they speake very honourably
and justly of their mortall enemies, and with those with whom they were
at deadly fude and warre, so farre forth as the, merit of their vertue
deserved. I know divers men who have sundry noble and worthy parts;
some wit, some courage, some dexteritie, some conscience, some a readinesse
in speech, some one science, and some another: but of a great man in generall,
and that hath so many excellent parts together, or but one in such a degree
of excellencie as hee may thereby be admired, or but compared to those
of former ages whom we honour, my fortune hath not permitted me to see
one. And the greatest I ever knew living (I meane of naturall parts
of the minde, and the best borne) was Estienne de la Boetie. Verily
it was a compleat minde, and who set a good face and shewed a faire countenance
upon all matters; a minde after the old stampe, and which had fortune therewith
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having by skill and study added very much to his rich naturall gifts.
But I know not how it comes to passe, and surely it doth so, there is,
as much vanitie and weakenesse of understanding found in those that professe
to have most sufficicncie, that will entermeddle with learned vocations,
and with the charges that depend of books, as in any sort of people; whether
it be because there is more required and expected at their hands, and common
faults cannot be excused in them, or that the selfe- opinion of knowledge
emboldeneth them the more to produce and discover themselves over-forward,
whereby they lose and betray themselves. As an artificer doeth more
manifest his sottishnesse in a rich piece of worke which he hath in hand,
if foolishly and against the rules of his trade he seeke to apply it and
entermeddle, than in a vile and base one; and men are more offended at
a fault or oversight in a statue of gold than in one of clay. These
doe as much when they set foorth things which in themselves and in their
place would be good; for they employ them without discretion, honouring
their memory at the cost and charge of their understanding: and doing honour
to Cicero, to Galen, to Ulpian, and to Saint Jerome to make themselves
ridiculous. I willingly returne to this discourse of the fondnesse
of our institution: whose aime hath beene to make us not good and wittie,
but wise and learned. She hath attained her purpose. lt hath not
taught us to follow vertue and embrace wisdome: but made an impression
in us of its Etymologie and derivation.{PlainDealer+}
We can decline vertue, yet can we not love it. If wee know not what
wisdome is by effect and experience, wee know it by prattling and by rote.
We are not satisfied to know the race, the alliances, and the pedigrees
of our neighbours, but we wil have them to be our friends and contract
both conversation and intelligence with them: It hath taught us the
definitions, the divisions and distinctions of vertue, as of the surnames
and branches of a genealogie, without having other care to contract practise
of familiaritie or private acquaintance betweene us and it. She hath
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us for our learning, not bookes that have sounder and truer opinions,
but volumes that speake the best Greeke or Latine; and amongst her choice
words hath made the vainest humours of antiquitie to glide into our conceits.
A good institution changeth judgement and manners, as it hapned to Polemon.
This dissolute young Graecian going one day by chance to heare a lecture
of Xenocrates, where he not onely marked the eloquence and sufficiencie
of the reader, and brought not home the knowledge of some notable thing,
but a more apparant and solide fruit, which was the sodaine change and
amendment of his former life. Who ever heard such an effect of our
discipline?
----- faciasne quod olim
Nutatus Polemon, ponas insignia morbi
Fasciolas, cubital, focalia? Potus ut ille
Dicitur ex collo furtim carpsisse coronas,
Postquam est impransi correptus voce magistri?/1
Can you doe as did Polemon reformed,
Cast-off your sicknes signes, which you deformed,
Your bolsters, mufflers, swathes? As he drinklinde,
His drunken garland covertly declinde,
By speech of fasting reader disciplinde?
The least disdainefull condition of men, me thinkes,
is that which through simplicitie+ holds
the last ranke, and offereth us more regular commerce. {common+}
The customes and discourses of countrie-clownish-men, I finde them commonly
to be more conformable and better disposed, according to the true prescription
of Philosophie, then are those of our Philosophers.{PlainDealer+}
Plus sapit vulqus, quia tantum, quantum opus cut, sapit: 'The vulgar is
the wiser, because it is but as wise as it must needes. The worthiest men
I have judged by eternall apparances (for, to judge them after my fashion,
they should be sifted nearer) concerning war+
and military sufficiencie have been, the Duke of Guise, that died before
Orleans, and the whilom Marshal strozzi: For men extraordinarily
sufficient and endowed with no vulgar vertue, Oliver and L'Hospitall, both
great Cbancelors. -----1 HOR. Ser. 1. ii. Sat. iii. 253.
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of France. Poesie hath likewise in mine opinion had hir vogue
and credit in our age. We have store of cunning and able men in that
profession: Aurate, Beza, Buchanan, L'Hospital, Mont-dore, and Turnebus.
As for French-men, I thinke they have attained the highest degree of perfection
that can or ever shall be, and in those parts wherein Ronsart and excellent
Bellay have written, I thinke they are not farre short of the ancient perfection.
Adrianus Turnebus knew more, and better what he knew, than any man in his
age or of many ages past. The lives of the late Duke of Alva and
our Constable+ Mommorencie have beene
very noble, and have had sundrie rare resemblancies of fortune. But
the worthily-faire and glorious death of the last in the full sight of
Paris and of his King, for their service against his nearest friends and
alliance in the front of an armie, victorious through his conduct of it,
and with an handstroke in that old age of his, deserveth in mine opinion
to be placed and registred amongst the most renouned and famous accidents
of my times. As also the constant goodness the mildnes in behaviour,
and conscionable fecility of Monsieur de la Noue in such an injustice of
armed factions (a very schoole of treason, of inhumanitie and brigandage)
wherein he was ever brought up, a worthie and famous man of
warre+ and most experienced in his profession. I have greatly
pleased my selfe in publishing in sundrie places the good hope I have of
Marie de Gournay le Lars, my daughter in alliance, and truely of me beloved
with more then a fatherly love, and as one of the best parts of my being
enfeofed in my home and solitariness. There is nothing in the world
I esteem more then hir. If childe-hoode may presage any future successes
hir minde shal one day be capable of many notable things, and amongst others,
of the perfection of this thrice-sacred amitie+
whereunto we read not, hir sex could yet attaine; the sinceritie and soliditie
of her demeanors are therein already sufficient; hir kind affection towards
me is more than superabounding and such indeede as nothing more can be
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that the apprehension which she hath of my aproching end, by reason
of the fiftie five years {usthem+}
wherein her lisp hath beene to know me, would somewhat lesse cruelly trouble
hir. The judgement she made of my first Essayes, being a woman of
this age so yong, alone where shee dwelleth, and the exceeding vehemencie
wherewith she loved me and long time by the onely esteem which before ever
she saw me, she had by them conceived of me she desired me, is an accident
most worthy consideration. Other vertues have had little or no currantnesse
at all in this age: but valour is become popular by reason of our civill
warres, and in this part there are minds found amongst us very constant,
even to perfection and in great number, so that the choice is impossible
to be made. Loe heere what hitherto I have knowen of any extraordinary
and not common greatnesse.
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LIE
YEA but, will some tell me, this desseigne in a man to make himselfe
a subject to write of might be excused in rare and famous men, and who
by their reputation had bred some desire in others of their acquaintance.
It is true, I confesse it, and I know that a handicraftsman will scarcely
looke off his worke to gaze upon an ordinary man: whereas to so a notable
great person come into a towne, he will leave both worke and shop.
It ill- beseemeth any man to make himselfe knowen, onely he excepted that
hath somewhat in him worthy imitation, and whose life and opinions may
stand as a pattern to all. Caesar and Xenophon have had wherewithall
to ground and establish their narration in the greatnesse of their deedes
as on a just and solid groundworke. So are the jornall bookes of
Alexander the great, the Commentaries which Augustus, Cato, Brutus, Sylla,
and divers others had left of their gests, greatly to be desired.
Such mens images are both beloved and studied, be they either in brasse
or stone. This admonition is most true, but it concerneth me very
little.
Non recito cuiquam: nisi amicis, idque rogatus,
Non ubivis, coramve quibuslibet. In medio qui
Scripta foro recitant sunt multi, quique lavantes./1
My writings I reade not, but to my friends, to any,
Nor each-where, nor to all, nor but desir'd, yet many
In market-place read theirs,
In bathes, in barbers-chaires.
-----
1 HOR. Ser. 1. i. Sat. iv. 73.
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I erect not here a statue to be set up in the
marketplace of a towne, or in a church, or in any other publike place:
Non equidem hoc studeo bullatis ut mihi nugis
Pagina turgescat:/1
I studle not, my written leaves should grow
Big-swolne with bubled toyes, which vaine breath's blow.
Secreti loquimur./2
We speake alone,
Or one to one.
It is for the corner of a library, or to ammuse
a neighbour, a kinsman, or a friend of mine withall, who by this image
may happily take pleasure to renew acquaintance and to reconverse with
me. Others have beene emboldned to speake of themselves because they
have found worthy add rich subject in themselves. 1, contrariwise, because
I have found mine so barren and so shallow, that it cannot admit suspition
of ostentation. I willingly judge other mens actions; of mine by
reason of their nullity, I give small cause to judge. I finde not
so much good in my self, but I may speake of it without blushing.
Oh what contentment were were it unto me to hear somebody that would relate
the custome, the visage, the countenance, the most usuall words, and the
fortunes of my ancestors. Oh, how attentively would I listen unto
it. Verily it were an argument of a bad nature, to seeme to despise
the very pictures of our friends and predecessors, the fashion of their
garments and armes. I keepe the writing, the manuall seale, and a
peculiar sword: and I reserve still in my cabinet certaine long switches
or wands which my father was wont to carry in his hand. Paterna vestis
et annulus, tanto charior est posteris, quanto erga parentes maior affectus:
'The fathers garment and his ring is so much more esteemed of his successors,
as their affection is greater towards their progenitors. Notwithstanding
if my posteritie be of another minde, I shall have wherewith to be avenged,
-----
1 PERS. Sat. v. 19. 2 Ib. 21.
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for they cannot make so little accompt of me, as then I shal doe of
them. All the commerce I have in this with the world is that I borrow
the instruments of their writing, as more speedy and more easie; in requitall
whereof I may peradventure hinder the melting of some piece of butter in
the market or a grocer from selling an ounce of pepper.
Ne toga cordyllis,ne penula desit olivis,/1
Lest fish-fry should a fit gowne want,
Lest cloakes should be for olives scant.
Et laxas scombris saepe dabo tunicas./2
To long-tail'd mackrels often I,
Will side-wide (paper) cotes apply.
And if it happen no man read me, have I lost my
time to have entertained my selfe so many idle houres about so pleasing
and profitable thoughts? In framing this pourtraite by my selfe,
I have so often beene faine to frizle and trimme me, that so I might the
better extract my selfe that the patterne is thereby confirmed, and in
some sort formed. Drawing my selfe for others, I have drawne my selfe
with purer and better colours than were my first. I have no more
made my booke then my booke hath made me. A booke consubstantiall
to his author: a peculiar and fit occupation. A member of my life.
Not of an occupation and end strange and forraine, as all other bookes.
Have I mis-spent my time to have taken an account of my selfe so continually
and so curiously? For those who onely run themselves over by fantasie,
and by speech for some houres, examine not themselves so primely and exactly,
nor enter they into themselves, as he doth who makes his studie his work,
and occupation of it; who with all his might, and with all his credit,
engageth himselfe to a register of continuance. The most delicious
pleasures, though inwardly digested, shun to leave any trace of themselves,
and avoide the sight not onely of the people, but of any
-----
1 MART. 1. xiii. Epig. i. 1. 2 CATUL. Epig. Elog.
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other. How often hath this busines diverted me from tedious and
yrksome cogitations? (and all frivolous ones must bee deemed tedious and
yrksome). Nature hath endowed us with a large faculty to entertaine our
selves apart, and often calleth us unto it: to teach us that partly we
owe our selves unto society+, but in the
better part unto our selves. To the end I may in some order and project
marshall my fantasie even to dote and keepe it from loosing and straggling
in the aire, there is nothing so good as to give it a body and register
so many idle imaginations as present themselves unto it. I listen
to my humours and hearken to my conceits, because I must enroule them.
How often, being grieved at some action, which civility and reason forbad
me to withstand openly, have I disgorged my selfe upon them here, not-without
an intent of publike instruction? And yet these poeticall rods,
Zon dessus l'oeil, zon sur le groin,
Zon sur le dos du Sagoin,
are also better imprinted upon paper than upon the quicke flesh; what if
I lend mine ears somewhat more attentively unto bookes, sith I but watch
if I can filch something from them wherewith to enammell and uphold mine?
I never studie to make a booke, yet have I somewhat studied, because I
had already made it (if to nibble or pinch, by the head or feet, now one
Authour, and then another be in any sort to study), but nothing at all
to forme my opinions. Yea, being long since formed to assist, to
second, and to serve them. But whom shall we believe, speaking of
himselfe in this corrupted age? since there are few or none who may beleeve
speaking of others, where there is lesse interest to lie. The first
part of customes corruption is the banishment of truth: for, as Pindarus
said, to be sincerely true is the beginning of a great vertue; {PlainDealer+}
and
the first article Plato requireth in the Governor of his Commonwealth.
Now adaies, that is not the truth which is true, but that which is perswaded
to others. As we call money not onely that
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which is true and good, but also the false; so it be currant.
Our nation is long since taxed with this vice. For Salvianus Massiliensis,
who lived in the time of Valentinian the Emperour, saith that amongst French-men
to lie and forsweare is no vice, but a manner of speach. He that
would endeare this testimonie might say, it is now rather deemed a vertue
among them. Men frame and fashion themselves unto it as to an exercise
of honour; for dissimulation is one of the notablest qualities of this
age. Thus have I often considered whence this custome might arise,
which we observe so religiously, that we are more sharpely offended with
the reproach of this vice, so ordinary in us, than with any other; and
that it is the extremest injury may be done us in words, to upbraid and
repoach us with a lie. Therein I find that it is naturall for a man
to defend himselfe most from such defects as we are most tainted with.
It seemeth that if we but shew a motion of revenge, or are but moved at
the accusation, we in some sort discharge ourselves of the blame of imputation;
if we have it in effect, at least we condemne it in apparance. May
it not also be that this reproch seemes to enfold cowardice and faintnesse
of hart? Is there any more manifest than for a man to eate and deny
his owne word? What, to deny his word wittingly. To
lie+ is a horrible filthy vice; and which an ancient writer setteth
forth very shamefully, when he saith that whosoever lieth witnesseth that
he contemneth God and therewithall feareth men. It is impossible
more richly to represent the horrour, the vilenesse and the disorder of
it: for, what can be imagined so vile and base as to be a coward towards
men and a boaster towards God? Our intelligence being onely conducted
by the way of the word: whoso falsifieth the same betraieth publike society.
It is the only instrument by meanes whereof our wils and thoughts are communicated:
it is the interpretour of our soules: If that faile us, we hold our
selves no more, we enter-know one another no longer. If it deceive
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commerce, and dissolveth al bonds of our policies. Certaine Nations
of the new Indiaes (whose names we need not declare, because they are no
more, for the desolation of this conquest hath extended it selfe to the
absolute abolishing of names and ancient knowledge of places, with a marvellous
and never the like heard example) {colonialism+}
offered humane blood unto their Gods, but no other than that which was
drawne from their tongues and eares for an expiation of the sinne of lying
as well heard as pronounced. That good fellow Graecian said children were
dandled with toies, but men with words. Concerning the sundry fashions
of our giving the lie, and the lawes of our honour in that and the changes
they have received, I wil refer to another time to speake what I thinke
and know of it, and if I can I will in the meane time learne at what time
this custome tooke his beginning, so exactly to weigh and precisely to
measure words, and tie our honour to them: for it is easie to judge that
it was not anciently amongst the Romans and Graecians. And I have
often thought it strange to see them wrong and give one another the lie,
and yet never enter into quarrell. The lawes of their duty tooke
some other course than ours. Caesar is often called a thiefe, and
sometimes a drunkard to his face. We see the liberty of their invectives,
which they write one against another: I meane the greatest Chieftaines
and Generals in war, of one and other nation, where words are onely retorted
and revenged with words, and never wrested to further consequence.
CHAPTER 2.XIX+ OF THE LIBERTY OF
CONSCIENCE
IT is ordinarily seene how good intentions, being managed without moderation,
thrust men into most vicious effects. In this controversie, by which
France is at this instant molested with eivill warres, the best and safest
side is no doubt that which maintained both the ancient religion and policy
of the country. Neverthelesse amongst the honest men that follow
it (for my meaning is not to speake of those who use them as a colour,
either to exercise their particular revenges, or to supply their greedy
avarice, or to follow the favour of Princes: but of such as do it with
a true zeale towards their religion, and an unfained holy affection, to
maintaine the peace and uphold the state of their country), of those I
say divers are seene, whome passion thrusts out of the bounds of reason,
and often forceth them to take and follow unjust, violent and rash counsels.
Certaine it is, that when first our religion began to gaine authority with
the lawes, its zeale armed many against all sorts of Pagane bookes, whereof
the learned sort have a great losse. My opinion is that this disorder
hath done more hurt to learning than all the Barbarian flames. Cornelius
Tacitus is a sufficient testimonie of it, for, howbeit the Emperor Tacitus
his kinsman had by expresse appointment stored all the libraries in the
world with it, notwithstanding one onely entire copy could not escape the
curious search of those who sought to abolish it, by reason of five or
sixe vaine clauses contrary to our beleefe. They have also had this
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for us, and universally to condemne al the actions of those which were
our adversaries, as may plainly be seene in Julian the Emperor, surnamed
the Apostate; who in truth was a notable- rare-man, as he whose mind was
lively endowed with the discourses of Philosophy, unto which he professed
to conforme all his actions; and truely there is no kinde of vertue whereof
he hath not left most notable examples. In chastity (whereof the
whole course of his life giveth a parant testimony) a like example unto
that of Alexander and Scipio is read of him, which is, that of many wonderfull
faire captive ladies brought before him, being even in the very prime of
his age (for he was slain by the Parthians about the age of one and thirty
yeares) he would not see one of them. Touching justice, himselfe
would take the paines to heare all parties: and although for curiosity
sake, he would enquire of such as came before him what religion they were
of, nevertables the enmitie he bare to ours did no whit weigh downe the
ballance. Himselfe made sundrie good lawes, and revoked diverse subsidies
and impositions, his predecessours before him had receaved. We have
two good historians as eye witnesses of his actions. One of which
(who is Marcellinus) in sundry places of his historie bitterly reprooveth
this ordinance of his, by which he forbade schooles and interdicted all
Christian rhetoricians and grammarians to teacb, saying he wished this
his action might be buried under silence. It is very likely, if he had
done anything else more sharpe or severe against us, he would not have
forgot it, as he that was well affected to our side. Hee was indeede very
severe against us, yet not a cruell enemy. For, our people themselves
report this historie of him that walking one day about the city of Calcedon
Maris, Bishop thereof, durst call him wicked and traitor to Christ, to
whom be did no other thing but answered thus: 'Goe, wretched man, weepe
and deplore the losse of thine eyes;' to whom the Bishop replied: 'I thank
Jesus Christ that be hath deprived me of my sight, that so I might not
view thy impudent face;'
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affecting therby (as they say) a kind of Philosophicall patience.
So it is this part cannot be referred to the cruelties which he is said
to have exercised against us. He was (saith Eutropius, my other testimony)
an enemy unto Christianity, but without shedding of bloud. But to
returne to his justice, he can be accused of nothing but of the rigors
he used in the beginning of his Empire, against such as had followed the
faction of Constantius, his predecessour. Concerning sobriety, he
never lived a souldiers kinde of life, and in time of peace would feed
no otherwise than the one who prepared and enured himselfe to the austeritie
of war. Such was his vigilancie that he divided the night into three
or foure parts, the least of which he allotted unto sleepe; the rest he
employed in visiting the state of his army and his guards, or in study,
for, amongst other his rare qualities, he was most excellent in al sorts
of learning. It is reported of Alexander the Great, that being laid
downe to rest, fearing lest sleep should divert him from his thoughts and
studies, he caused a bason to be set neere his bed side, and holding one
of his hands out, with a brazen ball in it, that, if sleep should surprise
him, loosing his fingers ends, the ball falling into the bason, might with
the noyse rouse him from out his sleep. This man had a mind so bent
to what he undertook, and by reason of his singular abstinence so little
troubled with vapours, that he might well have past this devise.
Touching military sufficiencie he was admirable in all parts belonging
to a great Captaine. So was he almost al his life time in continual
exercise of war, and the greater part with us in France against the Almains
and Franconians. Wee have no great memory of any man that either
hath seen more dangers, nor that more often hath made triall of his person.
His death hath some affinitie with that of Epaminondas, for being strucken
with an arrow, and attempting to pull it out, he had surely done it, but
that being sharpe-cutting, it hurt and weakened his hand. In that
plight he earnestly requested to be carryed forth in the middest of his
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he might encourage his souldiers, who without him courageously maintained
the battel, until such time as darke night severed the armies he was beholding
to philosophie for a singular contempt, both of himselfe and of all humane
things. He assuredly believed the eternitie of soules. In matters
of religion, he was vicious everywhere. He was surnamed Apostata,
because he had forsaken ours; notwithstanding, this opinion seemes to mee
more likely, that he never took it to heart, but that for the obedience
which he bare to the law he dissembled til he had gotten the empire into
his hands. He was so superstitious in his, that even such as lived
in his time, and were of his owne religion, mocked him for it; and it was
said that if he had gained the victory of the Parthians, he would have
consumed the race or breede of oxen to satisfie his sacrifices. He
was also besotted with the art of soothsaying, and gave authority to all
manner of prognostikes. Amongst other things he spake at his death,
he said he was much beholding to the Gods, and greatly thanked them that
they had not suffered him to be slain sodainly or by surprize as having
long before warned him both of the place and houre of his end; nor to die
of a base and easie death, more beseeming idle and effeminate persons,
nor of a lingering, languishing, and dolorous death; and that they had
deemed him worthy to end his life so nobly in the course of his victories
and in the flower of his glory. There had before appeared a vision
unto him, like unto that of Marcus Brutus, which first threatened him in
Gaule, and afterward even at the point of his death presented it selfe
to him in Persia. The speach he is made to speak when he felt himselfe
hurt, 'Thou hast vanquished, O Nazarean,' or; as some will have it, 'Content
thy selfe, O Nazarean,' would scarce have beene forgotten, had it beene
believed of my testimonies, who being present in the army, have noted even
the least motions and words at his death, no more than certaine other wonders
which they annex unto it. But to return to my theame, he had long
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hatched Paganisme in his hart, but forsomuch as he saw al those of his
armie to be Christians, he durst not discover himselfe. In the end,
when he found himselfe to be sufficiently strong, and durst publish his
minde, he caused the Temples of his Gods to be opened, and by all meanes
endeavoured to advance idolatrie. And to attaine his purpose, having
found in Constantinople the people very loose, and at ods with the Prelates
of the Christian Church, and caused them to appeare before him in his pallace,
he instantly admonished them to appease all their civill dissentions, and
every one withotu hindrance or feare apply themselves to follow and serve
religion. Which he very carefully solicited, hoping this licence
might encrease the factions and controversies of the division, and hinder
the people from growing to any unity, and by consequence from fortifying
themselves against him by reason of their concord and in one mind-agreeing
intelligence: having by the cruelty of some Christians found that 'there
is no beast in the world so much of man to be feared as man,' {Yahoo+}
loe, here his very words, or very neare: wherewith this is worthy consideration,
that the Emperor Julian useth the same receipt of libertie of conscience,
to enkindle the trouble of civill dissention, which our Kings employ to
extinguish. It may be said on one side that, to give faction the
bridle to entertaine their opinion is to scatter contention and sow division,
and as it were to lend it a hand to augment and encrease the same: there
being no barre or obstacle of lawes to bridle or hinder his course.
But on the other side it might also be urged that to give factions the
bridle to uphold their opinion, is by that facilitie and ease the readie
way to mollifie and release them, and to blunt the edge which is sharpned
by rareness, novelties and difficultie. And if for the honour of
our Kings devotion, I believe better it is that since they could not doe
as they would, they have fained to will what they could not.
CHAPTER 2.XX+ WE TASTE NOTHING PURELY
THE weaknes of our condition causeth that things in their naturall simplicitie
and puritie cannot fall into our use. The elements we enjoy are altered:
metals likewise, yea gold, must be empaired with some other stuffe to make
it fit for our service. Nor vertue so simple which Ariston, Pyrrho,
and Stoikes made the end of their life, hath been able to doe no good without
composition: nor the Cirenaike sensualitie or Aristipian voluptuousness.
'Of the pleasures and goods we have, there is none exempted from some mixture
of evill and incommoditie.
----- medio de fonte leporum
Surgit amari aliquid, quod in ipsis floribus angat./1
From middle spring of sweetes some bitter springs,
Which in the very flower smartly stings.
Our exceeding voluptuousnesse hath some aire of groning and wailing. Would
you not say it dieth of anguish? Yea, when we forge its image in
hir excellencie, we deck it with epithets of sickish and dolorous qualities:
languor, effeminacy, weaknesse, fainting and morbidezza, a great testimony
of their consanguinity and consubtantiality. Excessive joy hath more
severity then jolity: extreme and full content more settlednes then cheerfulnesse.
Ipsa faelicitas, so nisi temperat, premit:/2 XXXXFelicitie it
selfe, unlesse it temper it selfe, distempers us.' Ease consumeth
us. It is that which an old Greek verse saith of such a sense: 'The
Gods sell us all the goods they give us:' that is to say they give us not
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not with the price of some evill. Travail and pleasure, most unlike
in nature, are notwithstanding followed together by a kind of I wot not
what natural conjunction. Socrates saith that some God attempted
to huddle together and confound sorrow and voluptuousnesse: but being unable
to effect it, he bethought himselfe to couple them together, at least by
the taile. Metrodorus said that in sadnesse there is some aloy of pleasure. {wdswth+}
I knowe not whether he meant any thing else, but I imagine that for one
to enure himselfe to melancholy, there is some kinde of purpose of consent
and muttull delight: I meane besides ambition, which may also be
joyned unto it. There is some shadow of delicacy and quaintnesse
which smileth and fawneth upon us even in the lap of melancholy.
Are there not some complexions that of it make their nourishment?
------ est quaedam flere voluptas./1
It is some pleasure yet
With teares our cheekes to wet.
And one Attalus in Seneca saith the remembrance of our last friends is
as pleasing to us as bitternesse in wine that is over old.
Minister veteris puer falerni
Ingere mi calices amariores:/2
Sir boy, my servitor of good old wine,
Bring me my cup thereof, bitter, but fine.
And as of sweetly-sower apples, nature discovereth this confusion unto
us: painters are of opinion that the motions and wrinkles in the face which
serve to weepe serve also to laugh. Verily before one or other be
determined to expresse which, behold the pictures success, you are in doubt
toward which one enclineth. And the extreamity of laughing entermingles
it selfe with teares. Nullum sine auctoramento malum est:/3 'There
is no evill without some obligation.' When I
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imagine man fraught with all the commodities may be wished, let us suppose
all his severall members were for ever possessed with a pleasure like unto
that of generation, even in the highest point that may be: I finde
him to sinke under the burden of his ease, and perceive him altogether
unable to beare so pure, so constant, and so universall a sensuality.
Truely he flies when he is even upon the nicke, and naturally hasteneth
to escape it, as from a step whereon he cannot stay or containe himselfe,
and feareth to sinke into it. When I religiously confesse my selfe
unto my selfe, I finde the best good I have hath some vicious taint.
And I feare that Plato in his purest vertue (I that am as sincere and loyall
an esteemer thereof, and of the vertues of such a stampe, as any other
can possibly be) if he had neerely listened unto it (and sure he listened
very neere) he would therein have heard some harsh tune of humane mixture,
but an obscure tune, and onely sensible unto himselfe. Man all in
all is but a botching and party coloured worke. The very lawes of
Justice can not subsist without some commixture of injustice. And
Plato saith they undertake to cut off Hidraes heads that pretend to remove
all incommodities and inconveniences from the lawes . Omne magnum
exemplum habet aliquid ex iniquo, quod contra singulos utilitate publica
rependitur:/1 'Every great example hath some touch of injustice which
is requited by the common good against particulars,' saith Tacitus.
It is likewise true that for the use of life and service of publike society
there may be excesse in the purity and perspicuity of our spirits.
This piercing brightnes hath overmuch subtility and curiositie. They should
be made heavy and dull io make them the more obedient to example and practice,
and they must be thickned and obscured to proportion them to this shady
and terrestriall life. Therefore are vulgar and lesse wire drawne
wits found to be more fit and happy in the conduct of affaires. And the
exquisite and high-raised opinions of Philosophy unapt and unfit to
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exercise. This Sharpe vivacity of the spirit, and this supple
and restlesse volubility troubleth our negotiations. Humane enterprises
should be managed more grosely and superficially, and have a good and great
part of them left for the rights of fortune. Affaires need not be
sifted so nicely and so profoundly. A man looseth himselfe about
the considerations of so many contrary lustres and diverse formes.
Volutantibus res inter se pugnantes, obtorpuerant animi:/1 'Their
mindes were astonished while they revolved things so different.' It is
that which our elders report of Simonides; because his imagination concerning
the question Hieron the King had made unto him (which the better to answer
he had diverse dayes allowed him to thinke of it) presented sundry subtil
and sharpe considerations unto him; doubting which might be the likeliest;
he altogether dispaireth of the truth. Whosoever searcheth all the
circumstances and embraceth all the consequences thereof hindereth his
election. A meane engine doth equally conduct and sufficeth for the
executions of great and little weights. It is commonly seene that
the best husbands and the thriftiest are those who cannot tell how they
are so: and that these cunning arithmeticians doe seldome thrivebyit.
I know a notable pratler and an excellent blasoner of all sorts of husbandry
and thrift who hath most pitteously let ten thousand pound sterling a yeare
passe from him. I know another who saith he consulteth better than
any man of his counsell, and there cannot be a properer man to see unto
or of more sufficiencie; notwithstanding, when be commeth to any execution,
his owne servants finde he is far otherwise: this I say without mentioning
or accounting his ill lucke.
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CHAPTER 2.XXI+ AGAINST IDLENESSE,
OR DOING NOTHING
THE Emperour Vespasian, lying sicke of the disease whereof he died,
omitted not to endeavour to understand the state of the empire; and lying
in his bed, uncessantly dispatched many affaires of great consequence;
and his physicians chiding him, as of a thing hurtfull of his health, he
answered that an Emperour should die standing upright. {Lear+}
Loe heere a notable saying, fitting my humour, and worthy a great prince.
Adrian the Emperour used the same afterward to like purpose. And
Kings ought often to be put in minde of it, to make them feele that this
great charge which is given them of the commandement over so many men is
no idle charge: and that there is nothing may so justly distaste a subject
from putting himselfe in paine and danger for the service of his Prince
then therewhilst to see him given to lazinesse, to base and vaine occupations,
and to have care of his conservation, seeing him so carelesse of ours. {Lear+}
If any shall go about to maintaine that it is better for a Prince to manage
his wars by others then by himself. Fortune will store him with sufficient
examples of those whose lieutenants have achieved great enterprises, and
also of some whose presence would have been more hurtfull then profitable.
But no vertuous and coragious Prince will endure to be entertained with
so shame-full instructions. Under colour of preserving his head (as
the statue of a Saint) for the good fortune of his estate, they degrade
him of his office, which is altogether in military+
actions, and declare him uncapable of it. I know one would rather
choose to be beaten then sleepe
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whilst others fight for him; and who without jealousie never saw his
men performe any notable act in his absence. And Selim the first
had reason to say that he thought victories gotten in the masters absence
not to be complete. So much more willingly would he have said that
such a master ought to blush for shame, who onely by his name should pretend
any share in it, having thereunto employed nothing but his thought and
verbal direction. Nor that since in such a busines the advices and commandements
which bring honour are only those given in the field and even in the action.
No Pilot exerciseth his office standing still. The Princes of Otomans
race (the chiefest race in the world in warlike fortune) have earnestly
embraced this opinion. And Baiazeth the second, with his sonne, who,
ammusing themselves about sciences and other private home matters, neglected
the same, gave diverse prejudiciall blowes unto their Empire. And
Amurath the third of that name, who now raigneth, following their example,
beginneth very wel to feele their fortunes. Was it not the King of
England, Edward the third, who spake these words of our King Charles the
fifth: 'There was never King that lesse armed himselfe; and yet Was never
King that gave me so much so doe, and put me to so many plunges.
He had reason to thinke it strange, as an effect of fortune, rather than
of reason. And let such as will number the Kings of Castile and Portugall
amongst the warlike and magnanimous conquerors, seeke for some other adherent
then my selfe, forsomuch as twelve hundred leagues from their idle residence
they have made themselves masters of both Indias, onely by the conduct
and direction of their factors, of whom it would be knowne whether they
durst but goe and enjoy them il person. The Emperour lulian said moreover
that a Philosopher and gallant minded man ought not so much as breathe;
that is to say, not to give corporall necessities, but what may not be
refused them; ever holding both minde and bodie busied about notable, great
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should see him spitte or sweate before people (which is also said of
the Lacedemonian youths, and Xenophon reporteth it of the Persian) forsomuch
as he thought that continuall travell, exercise, and sobriety should have
concocted and dried up all such superfluities. What Seneca saith
shall not impertinently be alleadged here; that the ancient Romans kept
their youth upright, and taught their children nothing that was to be learned
sitting. It is a generous desire to endevor to die both profitable
and manlike: but the effect consisteth not so much in our good resolution,
as in our good fortune. A thousand have resolved to vanquish or to
die fighting, which have missed both the one and other: Hurts or
imprisonment crossing their desseigne and yeelding them a forced kinde
of life. There are diseases which vanquish our desires and knowledge.
Fortune should not have seconded the vanitie of the Romane Legions, who
by oath bound themselves either to die or conquer. Victor, Marce
Fabi, revertur ex acie: Si fallo, Iovem patrem Gradinumque Martem
aliosque iratos invoco Deos:/1 'I will, O Marcus Fabius, returne
conqueror from the armie. If in this I deceive you, I wish both great
Iupiter and Mars, and t he other Gods offended with me.' The Portugalles
report that in certain places of their Indian conquests they found some
souldiers who with horrible execrations had damned themselves never to
enter into any composition, but either they would be killed or remaine
victorious; and in signe of their vowe wore their heads and beards shaven.
We may hazard and obstinate our selves long enough. It seemeth that
blowes shunne them who over-joyfully present themselves unto them; and
unwillingly reach those that overwillingly goe to meet them and corrupt
their end. Some unable to lose his life by his adversaries force,
having assaid all possible meanes, hath been enforced to accomplish his
resolution, either to beare away the honour, or not to carry away his life,
and even in the fury of the fight to put himselfe to death. There
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but note this one. Philistus, chiefe Generall of yong Dionysius
his navie against the Siracusans, presented them the battle, which was
very sharply withstood, their forces being alike; wherein by reason of
his prowesse he had the better in the beginning. But the Siracusans
flocking thicke and threefold about his gally to grapple_and board him,
having performed many worthy exployts with his owne person to ridde himselfe
from them, dispairing of all escape, with his owne hand deprived himselfe
of that life which so lavishly and in vaine he had abandoned to his enemies
hands. Moly Moluch, King of Fez, who not long since obtained that famous
victory against Sebastian, King of Portugall, a notable victorie by reason
of the death of three Kings, and transmission of so great a Kingdome to
the crowne of Castile, chanced to be grievously sicke at what time the
Portugales with armed hand entred his dominions, and afterwards, though
he foresaw it approaching nearer unto death, empaired worse and worse.
Never did man more stoutly or more vigorously make use of an undanted courage
than he. He found himselfe very weake to endure the ceremonious pompe which
the Kings of that country, at their entrance into the camp are presented
withall, which according to their fashion is full of all magnificence and
state, and charged with all manner of action; and therefore he resigned
that honour to his brother, yet resigned he nothing but the office of the
chiefe Captaine. Himselfe most gloriously executed and most exactly perfourmed
all other necessary duties and profitable offices: holding his body laid
along his cowch, but his minde upright and courage constant, even to his
last gasp and in some sort after. {Lear+}
He might have undermined his enemies, who were fond-hardily advanced in
his dominions, and was exceedingly grieved that for want of a little longer
life and a substitute to manage the warre and affaires of so troubled a
State, he was enforced to seeke a bloody and hazardous battel, having another
pure and undoubted victory in hand. He notwithstanding managed the continuance
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sicknesse so miraculously that he consumed his enemy, diverted him from
his sea-fleete and maritime places he held along the coast of Affricke,
even untill the last day of his life, which by designe he reserved and
employed for so great and renowned a fight. He ranged his battel
in a round, on every side besieging the Portugals army, which bending round
and coming close, did not onely hinder them in the conflict of (which through
the valour of that yong assailant King was very furious), since they were
were to turnee their faces on all sides, but also hindred them from running
away after the rowte. And finding all issues seized, and all passages
closed, they were constrained to turne upon themselves: Coacervantur
que non solum cede, sed etiam fuga: 'They fall on heapes not only by slaughter
but by flight:' And so pel mell to heape on one anothers necke, preparing
a most murtherous and compleate victory for the conquerors. When
he was even dying he caused himselfe to be carryed and haled where-ever
neede called for him; and passing along the files he exhorted the captaines
and animated the souldiers one after another. And seeing one wing
of the light to have the worst, and in some danger, no man could hold him,
but he would needs, with his naked sword in hand, get on hors- backe striving
by all possible meanes to enter the throng, his men holding him some by
the bridle, some by the gowne, and some by the stirrops. This toyle
and straining of himselfe made an end of that Iittle remainder of his life;
then was he laid on his bed: but comming to himselfe again, starting up
as out of a swown, each other faculty failing him, he gave them warning
to conceale his death (which was the necessariest commandement he could
give his servants, lest the souldiers, bearing of his death, might fall
into despaire) and so yeelded the Ghost, holding his fore-fingers upon
his mouth, an ordinary signall to impose silence. What man ever lived
so long and so neere death? Who ever died so upright and undaunted?
The extreamest degree, and most naturall, courageously to manage
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same, not onely without amazement, but without care; the course of life
continuing free even in death. As Cato, who ammused himselfe to studie
and sleepe, having a violent and bloudy death present in his heart, and
as it were holding it in his hand.
CHAPTER 2.XXII+ OF RUNNING POSTS,
OR COURIERS
I HAVE been none of the weakest in this exercise, which is proper unto
men of my stature, well-trussed, short and tough, but now I have given
it over: it toyles us over-much to hold out long. I was even now
reading how King Cyrus, that he might more speedily receave news from al
parts of his Empire (which was of exceeding great length), would needs
have it tried how far a horse could in a day goe outright without baiting,
at which distance he caused stations to be set up, and men to have fresh
horses ready for al such as came to him. And some report this swift
kind of running answereth the flight of cranes.
Caesar saith that Lucius Vibullis Rufus, making hast to bring Pompey an
advertisement, rode day and night, and to make more speed shifted many
horses. And himselfe (as Suetonius writeth) would upon an hyred coache
runne a hundred miles a day. And sure he was a rancke-runner: for
where any river hindred his way he swam it over, and never went out of
his way to seek for a bridge or foard. Tiberius Nero going to visite
his brother Drusus who lay sick in Germanie, having three coaches in his
company, ranne two hundred miles in foure and twenty houres. In
the Romane warres against King Antiochus, Titus Sempronius Gracchus (saith
Titus Livius) per dispositos equos prope incredibili celeritate ab Anmphisa
tertio die Pellam pervenit:/1
'By horse laid poste, with incredible
speede within three dayes he past from Amphisa to Pella.' And viewing
the place, it seemeth they were set stations for postes, and not newly
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appointed for that race. The invention of Cecina in sending newes
to those of his house had much more speede; he carried certaine swallowes
with him, and having occasion to send newes home, he let them flie toward
their nests, first marking them with some colour proper to signifie what
he meant, as before he had agreed upon with his friends. In the theaters
of Rome the household masters carried pigeons in their bosomes, under whose
wings they fastened letters, when they would send any word home, which
were also taught to bring back an answer. D. Brutus used some,
being besieged in Mutina, and others elsewhere. In Peru they went
poste upon mens backes, who tooke theire masters upon their shoulders,
sitting upon cerfaine beares or chaires with such agilitie that, in full
running speede, the first porters, without any stay, cast their load upon
other who upon the way waited for them, and so they to others. I
understand that the Valachians, which are messengers unto the great Turk,
use extreame diligence in their businesses forasmuch as they have authoritie
to dismount the first passengers they meet upon the high-way, and give
him their tyred horse. And because they shal not be weary, they are
wont to swaithe themselves hard about the bodie with a broad swathe or
seare-cloth, as diverse others doe with us: I cold never finde ease
or good by it.
CHAPTER 2.XXIII+ OF BAD MEANES
EMPLOIED TO A GOOD END THERE
is a wonderfull relation and correspondencie found in this universall
policie of Natures workes, which manifestly sheweth it is neither casual
nor directed by diverse masters. The infirmities and conditions of
our bodies are likewise seene in states and governments: kingdomes and
commonwealths as well as we, are borne, florish, and fade through age.
We are subject unto a repleatnesse of humours, hurtfull and unprofitable,
yea be it of good humours (for even physitians feare that, and because
there is nothing constant in us;. they say, that perfection of health,
over joyful and strong, must by art be abated and diminished, lest our
nature, unable to settle it selfe in any certaine place, and for hir amendment
to ascend higher, should over-violently recoile backe into disorder; and
therefore they prescribe unto wrestlers purging and phlebotomies to subtract
that superabundance of health from them or of bad [?????] which is the
ordinary cause of sicknesse. Of such like repletion are states often seene
to be sicke, and divers purgations are wont to be used to purge them.
As wee have seene some to dismisse a great number of families (chiefly
to disburthen the country) which elsewhere goe to seeke where they may
at others charge seat themselves. In this sorte our ancient French,
leaving the high countries of Germanic, came to possesse Gaule, whence
they displaced the first inhabitants. Thence grew that infinite confluence
of people which afterward, under Brenus and others, overranne Italie.
Thus the Gothes and Vandalls, as also the nations which possesse Greece,
left their naturall
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countries to go where they might have more elbow-roome: and hardly shall
we see two or three corners in the world that have not felt the effect
of such a remooving alteration. The Romanes, by such meanes, erected
their colonies; for, perceiving their citie to growe over-populous, they
were wont to discharge it of unnecessary people, which they sent to inbabite
and manure the countries they had subdued. They have also sometimes
maintainedwarre+ with some of their enemies,
not onely thereby to keepe their men in breath, lest idleness, the mother
of corruption, should cause them some inconvenience.
Et patimur longae pacis mala, saevior armis
Luxuria incumbit./1
We suffer of long peace the soking harmes,
On us lies luxury more fierce then armes.
But also to let the Common-wealth bloud and somewhat
to allay the over vehement heat of their youth, to lop the sprigs and thin
the branches of this over-spreading tree, too much abounding in ranknesse
and gaillardise. To this purpose they maintained a good while war
with the Carthaginians. In the treaty of Bretigny, Edward the Third,
King of England, would by no meanes comprehend in that general peace the
controversie of the Dutchie of Britany, to the end he might have some way
to disburthen himselfe of his men of war, and that the multitude of English-men
which he had emploied about the warres of France should not returne into
England. It was one of the reasons induced Philip our king to consent that
his sonne John should be sent to warre beyond the seas, that so he might
carry with him a great number of yong hot-blouds which were amongst his
trained military men. There are divers now adaies, which will speake
thus, wishing this violent and burning emotion we see and feele amongst
us might be derived to some neighbor warre, fearing lest those offending
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if they be not diverted elsewhere, will still maintaine our fever in
force, and in the end cause our utter destruction: And in truth a
forraine warre is nothing so dangerous a disease as a civill: But
I will not beleeve that God would favour so unjust an enterprise, to offend
and quarrell with others for our commodity.
Nil mihi tam valde placeat Rhamnusia virgo,
Quod temere invitis suscipiatur heris./1
That fortune likes me not which is constrained
By Lords unwilling rashly entertained.
Notwithstanding the weaknesse of our condition, doth often urge us to this
necessity, to use bad meanes to a good end. Lycurgus, the most vertuous
and perfect law-giver that ever was, devised this most unjust fashion,
to instruct his people unto temperance, by force to make the Helotes, which
were their servants, to be drunken that seeing them so lost and buried
in wine, the Spartanes might abhor the excesse of that vice. Those
were also more to be blamed, who anciently allowed that criminall offenders
what death soever they were condemned unto, should by physitians all alive
be torne in pieces, that so they might naturally see our inward parts,
and thereby establish a more assured certainty in their art: for if a man
must needes erre or debauch himselfe, it is more excusable if he doe it
for his soules health then for his bodies good. As the Romans trained
up and instructed their people to valour, and contempt of dangers and death,
by the outragious spectacles of gladiators and deadly fighting fencers,
who in presence of them all combated, mangled, sliced, and killed one another.
Quid vesani aliud sibi vult ars impia ludi,
Quid mortes iuvenum, quid sanguine pasta voluptas?
What else meanes that mad art of impious senseimpious sense,
Those yong-mens deaths, that bloud-fed pleasing sense?
Which custome continued even untill the time of Theodosius the Emperour.
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Arripe delatam tua dux in tempora famam,
Quodque patris superest successor laudis habeto:
Nullus in vrbe cadat, cujus sit poena voluptas,
Iam solis contenta feris infamis arena,
Nulla cruentatis homicidia ludat in armis./1
The fame defer'd to your times entertaine,
Enherite praise which doth from Sire remaine
Let none die to give pleasure by his paine:
Be shamefull Theaters with beasts content
Not in goar'd armes manslaughter represent.
Surely it was a wonderfull example, and of exceeding
benefit for the peoples institution, to see dayly one or two hundred, yea
sometimes a thousand brace of men, armed one against another, in their
presence to cut and hacke one another in pieces with so great constancy
of courage, that they were never seene to utter one word of faintnes or
commiseration, never to turne their backe, nor so much as to shew a motion
of demissenesse, to avoide their adversaries blowes: but rather to extend
their necks to their swords, and present themselves unto their strokes.
It hath hapned to diverse of them, who through many hurts being wounded
to death, have sent to ask the people whether they were satisfied with
their duty, before they would lie down in the place. They must not
only fight and die constantly, but jocondly: in such sort as they were
cursed and bitterly scolded at, if in receiving their death they were any
way seene to strive, yea madnesse encited them to it.
-----consurgit ad ictus,
Et quoties victor ferrum iugulo inserit, illa
Delicias ait esse suas, pectusque jacentis
Virgo modesta ubet converso pollice rumpi./2
The modest maide, when wounds are given, upriseth;
When victors sword the vanquisht throate surpriseth,
She saith, it is hir sport, and doth command
T'embrue the conquer'd breast, by signs of hand.
The first Romans disposed thus of their criminals:
but afterward they did so with their innocent servants;
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yea, of their free men, which were sold to that purpose: yea of Senators,
and Roman Knights and women also.
Nunc caput in mortem vendant, et funus arenae,
Atque hostem sibi quisqe parat cum bella quiescunt./1
They sell mens lives to death and stages sight,
When wars do cease, they finde with whom to fight.
Hos inter fremitus novosque lusus,
Stat sexus rudis insciusque ferri.
Et puguas capit improbus viriles:
Amidst these tumults, these strange sporting sights,
That sex doth sit which knowes not how sword bites,
And entertaines unmov'd those manly fights.
Which I should deem very strange and incredible; if we were not dayly accustomed
to see in our wars many thousands of foreigne nations, for a very small
sum of mony, to engage both their blood and life in quarrels wherein they
are nothing interested.
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CHAPTER 2.XXIV+ OF THE ROMAN GREATNESS
I WILL but speake a word of this infinite argument, and slightly glance
at it, to show the simplicitie of those who compare the seely greatnesse
of these times unto that. In the seaventh booke of Ciceroes familiar
Epistles (and let Gramarians remove this title of familiar if they please,
for, to say truth, it makes but little to the purpose: and they who in
lieu of familiar have placed ad familiares, may wrest some argument for
themselves, from that which Suetonius saith in Caesars Life, that there
was a volume of his Epistles ad familares) there is one directed unto Caesar
then being in Gaule, in which Caesar repeats these very words which were
in the end a former letter that Caesar had written to him: 'Touching Marcus
Furius, whom thou bast commended unto me, I will make him King of Gaule,
and if thou wilt have me preferre any other of thy friends, send them to
me. It was not new in a simple Roman citizen (as Caesar then was)
to dispose of kingdomes, for as well deprived he King Deiotarus of his,
to give it to a gentleman of the city of Pergamo, called Mithridates.
And those who writ his Life mention many kingdomes sold by him. And
Suetonius reporteth that he at one time wrested three millions and five
hundred thousand crownes of gold from King Ptolomaeus, which amounted very
neere unto the price of his kingdome.
Tot Galatae, tot Pontus est, tot Lydia numnis:/1
Forsomuch let Galatia go,
Forsomuch Lidia, Pontus so.
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Marcus Antonius said, 'The greatnesse of the Romane people was not so
much discerned by what it tooke as by what it gave. {reciprocity+}
Yet some ages before Antonius was there one amongst others of so wonderfull
authoritie, as through all his history I know no marke carrieth the name
of his credit higher. Antiochus possessed all Egypt, and was very
neere to conquer Cyprus and others depending of that Empire. Vpon
the progresse of his victories, C. Popilius came unto him in the
behalfe of the Senate, and at first arrivall refused to take him by the
hand before he had read the letters he brought him. The King having
read them, said he would deliberate of them. Popilius with a wand
encireled the place about where he stood, and thus bespake him: 'Give me
an answer to carry back to the Senate before thou goest out of this circle.
Antiochus, amazed at the rudenesse of so urging a commandement, after he
had paused a while, replyed thus: 'I will doe what the Senat commandeth
me. Then Popilius saluted him as a friend unto the Roman people.
'To have renounced so great a Monarchy and forgon the course of so successfull
prosperity by the only impression of three written lines! He had
good reason, as afterward he did, by his Ambassadors to send the Senate
word that he had received their ordinances with the same respect as if
they had come from the immortall Gods. All the kingdomes Augustus
subdued by right of war, he restored to those who had lost them, or presented
strangers with them. And concerning this purpose, Tacitus, speaking
of Cogidunus, King of England, by a wonderful trait makes us perceive this
infinit greatnes and might. The Romans (saith he) were from all antiquity
accustomed to leave those kings whom they had vanquished in the possession
of their kingdomes under their authoritie: Vt haberent instrumenta
servitutis et reges:/1 'That they might have even Kings also
for instruments of their bondage.' It is very likely that Soliman, the
great Turke, whom we have seene to use such a liberality and give away
the Kinadome of
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Hungary and other dominions, did more respect this consideration then
that he was wont to alleage; which is, that he was over wearied with the
many monarchies and surcharged with the severall dominions, which either
his owne or his ancestors vertue had gotten him.
CHAPTER 2.XXV+ HOW A MAN SHOULD NOT
COUNTERFEIT TO BE SICKE
THERE is an epigram in Martiall that may pass for a good one (for there
are of all sorts in him), wherein he pleasantly relateth the storie of
Caelius, who to avoide the courting of certaine great men in Rome, to give
attendance at their rising, and to waite, assist and follow them, fained
to be troubled with the goute; and to make his excuse more likely, he caused
his legges to be ointed and swathed and lively counterfeted the behaviour
and countenance of a goutie man. In the end fortune did him the favour
to make him goutie indeede.
Tantum cura potest et ars doloris,
Desiit fingere Caelius podagram./1
So much the care and cunning can of paine:
Caelius (growne gowty) leaves the gowt to faine.
As farre as I remember I have read a like history
in some place of Appian, of one who, purposing to escape the proscriptions
of the Triumvirat of Rome, and to conceale himselfe from the knowledge
of those who pursued him, kept himselfe close and disguised, adding this
other invention to it, which was to counterfeit blindnes in one eye, who
when he came somewhat to recover his liberty, and would have left off the
plaster he had long time worne over his eyes, he found that under that
mask he had altogether lost the sight of it. It may be the action
of his sight was weakned, having so long continued without exercise and
the usual vertue was wholly converted into the other eye. For we
may plainly perceive that holding one eye shut, it convaieth
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some part of its effect into his fellow; in such sort as it will swell
and grow bigger. As also the idlenes, together with the warmth of
the medicaments and swathing, might very well draw some goutie humour into
the legge of Martials goutie fellow. Reading in Froisart the vow
which a gallant troupe of younge English-men had made to weare their eyes
hudwinkt untill such time as they should passe into France, and there performe
some notable exploite of armes upon us: I have often laughed with
my selfe to think what they would have imagined if as to the fore aleaged
it had hapned to them, and had all beene blind of the left eye at what
time they turned to look upon their mistresses, for whose sake they had
made their vowe and undertaken such an enterprise. Mothers have great
reason to chide their children when they counterfeit to be blind with one
eye, crompt backe, squint-eyed, or lame, and such other deformities of
the body; for besides that the body thus tender may easily receive some
ill custome, I know not how, it seemeth that fortune is glad to take us
at our word: and I have heard diverse examples of some who have fallen
sicke in very deede because they had purposed to faine sick. I have
at all times enured my selfe, whether I be on horsebacke or afoote, to
carry a good heavie wand or cudgell in my hand; Yea, I have endeavoured
to doe it handsomely, and with an effected kinde of countenance to continue
so. Many have threatned me that fortune will one time or other turne
this my wantonnes into necessitie. I presume upon this that I should
be the first of my race that ever was troubled with the gowt. But
lett us somewhat amplifie this chapter, and patch it up with another piece
concerning blindnes. Plinie reports of one who, dreaming in his sleepe
that he was blind, awaking the next morning, was found to be starke blinde,
having never had any precedent sickenes. The power of imagination
may very well further such things as elsewhere I have shewed; and Plinie
seemeth to bee of this opinion; but it is more likely that the motions
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inwardly (whereof Physitians may, if they please, finde out the cause),
and which tooke away his sight, were the occasion of his dreame.
Let us also add another storie concerning this purpose, which Seneca reporteth
in his Epistles. Thou knowest (saith he, writing unto Lucilius) that
Harpaste, my wifes foole, is left upon me as an hereditarie charge; for
by mine owne nature I am an enemie unto such monsters, and if I have a
desire to laugh at a foole, I neede not seeke one farre; I laugh at my
selfe. This foolish woman hath sodainly lost her sight. I report
a strange thing, but yet very true. She will not beleeve she is blind,
and urgeth her keeper uncessantly to lead her, saying still, my house is
very darke. What we laugh at in her, I entreat thee to beleeve that
the same hapneth to each of us. No man knoweth himselfe to be covetous
or niggardly. Even the blinde require a guide, but wee stray from
our selves. I am not ambitious, say we, but no man can live otherwise
at Rome: I am not sumptuous, but the citie requireth great charges.
It is not my fault if I be collerike; if I have not yet set downe a sure
course of my life, the fault is in youth. Let us not seeke our evill
out of us; it is within us, it is rooted in our entrailes. {selfcrit+}
And only because we perceive not that we are sicke, makes our recoverie
to prove more difficult. If we beginne not betimes to cure our selves,
when shall we provide for so many sores, for so many evils? Yet have
we a most sweete and gentle medicine of Philosophy; for of others no man
feeles the leasure of them but after his recoveries whereas she pleaseth,
easeth, and cureth all at once. Lee here what Seneca saith, who hath
some what diverted me from my purpose: but there is profit in the exchange.
CHAPTER 2.XXVI+ OF THUMBS
TACITus reporteth that amongst certaine barbarous kings, for the confirmation
of an inviolable bonde or covenant, their manner was to joyne their right
bands close and hard together with enterlacing their thumbs: and when by
hard wringing them the blood appeared at their ends, they pricked them
with some sharp point, and then mutually entersuckt each one the others.
Phisicians say thumbes are the master fingers of the hand, and that their
Latine etymologie is derived of Pollere. The Graecians call it &VTtxelp,
as a man would say, another hand. And it seemeth the Latines likewise
take them sometimes in this sense, id est, for the whole hand:
Sed nec vocibus excitata blandis,
Molli pollice nec rogata surgit./1
It wil not rise, though with sweet words excited,
Nor with the touch of softest thumb invited.
In Rome it was heretofore a signe of favour to wring and kisse the thumbs:
Fautor vtrogue tuum laudabit pollice ludum:/2
He that applaudes will praise,
With both his thumbs, thy plaies:
and of disfavor or disgrace to lift them up and turne them outward.
------ converse pollice vulgi
Quemlibet occidunt populariter./3
When people turne their thumbs away,
They popularly any slay.
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Such as were hurt or maymed in their thumbs
were by the Romans dispensed from going to warre, as they who had lost
their weapons hold-fast. Augustus did confiscate all the goods of
a Roman knight, who through malice had cut off the thumbes of two young
children of his, thereby to excuse them from going to warre and before
him the Senate in the time of the Italian warres had condemned Caius Vatienus
to perpetuall prison, and confiscated all his goods, forsomuch as he had
willingly cut off the thumb of his left hand, so to exempt himselfe from
the voyage. Some one, whose name I remember not, having gained a great
victory by sea, caused all the enemies whom he had vanquished and taken
prisoners to have their thumbs cut off, thinking thereby to deprive them
of all meanes of fighting, or rowing, or handling their oares. The
Athenians likewise caused them to be cut off from them of AEgina, to take
from them the prebhminence in the art of navigation. Lacedaemon masters
punished their schollers by byting their thumbs.
CHAPTER 2.XXVII+ COWARDIZE THE
MOTHER OF CRUELTY
I HAVE often heard it reported that cowardice is the mother of cruelty:
and have perceived by experience that this malicious sbarpnes and inhumane
severitie of corage is commonly accompanied with feminine remissenesse.
I have seene some of the cruelest subject to weepe easily, and for frivolous
causes. Alexander the tyrant of Pheres could not endure to see tragedies
acted in the theatres for feare his subjects should see him sob and weepe
at the misfortunes of Hecuba and Andromache; he who without remorse or
pitty caused daily so many poore people to be most cruelly massacred and
barbarously murthered. May it be weaknesse of spirit makes them so
pliable to all extremities? valor (whose effect is onely to exercise it
selfe against resistance),
Nec nisi bellantis gaudet cervice iuvenci./1
Nor takes he joy to domineere
But on the necke of sturdie steere.
refraines it selfe in seeing her enemy prostrate to her mercy: but
pusillanimitie+, to say that she also is of the feaste, since it cannot
be joyned to the first part takes for her share the second, which is massacre
and blood. Murthers after victories are commonly effected by the baser
kinde of people and officers that waite upon the baggage and cariage.
And the reason we see so many unheard-of cruelies in popular warres is
that this vulgar rascalitie doth martially flesh and enure it selfe to
dive in blood up to the elbowes, and mangle a body,
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or hacke a carcase lying and groveling at their feete, having no manner
of feeling of other valor.
Et Lupus et turpes instant morientibus Ursi.
Et quaecumque minor nobilitate fera est./1
A Wolfe or filthie Beare the dying man oppresse.
Or some such beast as in nobilitle is lesse.
As the craven Curres, which at home or in their
kennels will tugge and bite the skins of those wilde beastes which in the
fields they durst not so much as bark at. What is it that now adaies
makes all our quarrels mortall? And whereas our forefathers had some
degree of revenge, we now beginne by the last; and at first brunt nothing
is spoken of but killing? What is it, if it be not cowardice?
Every man seeth it is more bravery and disdaine for one to beat his enemie
than make an end of him, and to keep him at a bay, then make him die.
Moreover, that the desire of revenge is thereby allayed and better contented;
for it aymeth at nothing so much as to give or shew a motion or feeling
of revenge onely of her self. And thats the reason we do not challenge
a beast, or fall upon a stone when it hurts us, because they are incapable
to feele our revenge. And to kill a man is to shelter him from our
offence. And even as Bias exclaimed upon a wicked man: 'I know that
soone or late thou shalt be punished for thy lewdness but I feare me I
shall not see it;' and moaned the Orchomenians, because the penance which
Liciscus had for his treason committed against them, came at such a time
as none of them were living whom it had concerned, and whom the pleasure
of that punishment might most delight so ought revenge to be moaned when
he on whom it is inflicted looseth the meanes to endure or feel it; For,
even as the revenger will see the action of the revenge, that so he may
feel the pleasure of it, so must he on whom he is revenged, both see and
feele that he man hereby receive both repentance and griefe. He shall
rew it, say we. And though he receive a stab, or a
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blow with a pistol on his head, shal we think he wil repent? Contrariwise,
if we marke him wel, we shal perceive that in falling, he makes a moe or
bob at us. He is farre from repenting when he rather seemes to be
beholding us: inasmuch as we affoord him the favourablest office of life,
which is to make him dye speedily and as it were insensibly. We are
left to shift up and downe, runne and trot, and squat heere and there,
and al to avoyd the officers or escape the magistrates that pursue us;
and he is at rest. 'To kill a man is good to escape a future offence, and
not revenge the wrongs past. It is rather an action of feare than
of bravery; of precaution than of an enterprise. It is apparent that
by it we quit both the true end of revenge and the respect of our reputation:
if be live we feare he will or may charge us with the like. It is
not against him, it is for thee, thou riddest thy selfe of him. In
the kingdome of Narsinga this expedient would be bootlesse. There
not only souldiers, and such as professe armes, but every meane artificer,
decide their quarels with the swords point. The King never refuseth any
man the combate that is disposed to fight, and if they be men of qualitie
he wil be by in person, and reward the victor with a chaine of gold: which,
whosoever hath a mind unto, and wil obtaine it, may freely challenge him
that weareth the same, and enter combate with him. And having overcome
one combate, hath many following the same. If we thought by vertue
to be ever superiors unto our enemy, and at our pleasure gourmandize him,
it would much grieve us he should escape us, as he doth in dying.
We rather endeavour to vanquish surely then honourably. And in our
quarrels we rather seeke for the end then for the glory. Asinius
Pollio for an honest man lesse excusabie, committed a like fault; who,
having written many invectives against Plancus, staid untill he were dead
to publish them. It was rather to flurt at a blind man, and raile
in a dead mans eare, and to offend a senselesse man, than incurre the danger
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And men answered in this behalfe, that it onely belonged to hobgoblins
to wrestle with the dead. He who stayeth till the author be dead
whose writings he will combate, what saith he but that he is weake and
quarrellous? It was told Aristotle, that somebody had spoken ill of him,
to whom he answered, 'Let him also whippe me, so my selfe be not by.
Our forefathers were content to
revenge+ an insult with the lie, a lie with a blowe, a blowe with
bloud, and so in order. They were sufficiently valiant not to feare
their adversary, though he lived and were wronged: whereas we quake for
feare so loug as we see him afoot. And that it is so, doth not our
moderne practise pursue to death as well him who hath wronged us as him
whom we have offended? It is also a kind of dastardlinesse which
hath brought this fashion into our single combates, to accompany us in
the fields with seconds, thirdes, and fourths. They were anciently
single combates, but now they are skirmishes and battels. To be alone,
feared the first that invented it. Quum in se cuique minimum fiducite
esset: 'When every man had least confidence in himselfe. For, what
company soever it be, it doth naturally bring some comfort and ease in
danger. In ancient time they were wont to employ third persons as
sticklers, to see no treachery or disorder were used, and to beare witnes
of the combates successe. But now this fashion is come up, let any
man be engaged, whosoever is envited cannot well containe himselfe to be
a spectator, lest it be imputed unto him it is either for want of affection
or lack of courage. Besides the injustice of such an action and villany,
for your honours protection, to engage other valour and force than your
owne, I find it a disadvantage in an honest and worthy man, and who wholly
trusts unto himselfe, to entermingle his fortune with a second man: every
one runneth sufficient hazard for himselfe, and need not also runne it
for another: and hath enough to do to assure himselfe of his owne vertue
for the defence of his life, without committing so precious a thing into
third mens hands. yr, if the contrary hath not expresly beene
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covenanted of all foure, it is a combined party. If your fellow
chance to faile, you have two upon you, and not without reason: and to
say it is a Superchery, as it is indeed: as being wel armed, to charge
a man who hath but a piece of a sword, or being sound and strong, to set
upon a man sore hurt. But if they be advantages you have gotten fighting,
you may use them without imputation. Disparitie is not considered,
and inequality is not balanced, but by the state wherein the fight is begun.
As of the rest you must rely on fortune, and if alone or single you chance
to have three upon you, your other two companions being slain, you have
no more wrong done you than I should offer in wars in striking an enemie
whom at such an advantage I should finde grappled with one of my fellow-souldiers.
The nature of societie beareth where troupe is against troupe (as where
our Duke of Orleans chalenged Henry King of England, one hundred against
another hundred; three hundred against as many, as did the Argians against
the Lacedemonians; three to three, as were the Horatij against the Curatij),
the pluralitie of either side is never respected for more than a single
man. Wheresoever there is company, the hazard is confused and disordered.
I have a private interest in this discourse. For my brother, the
Lord of Matecoulom, being desired in Rome to second and accompany a gentleman
with whom he had no great acquaintance, who was defendant and challenged
by another; the fight begunne, my brother by chance found himselfe confronted
with one neerer and better known to him (I would faine be resolved of these
lawes of honour, which so often shock and trouble those of reason), whom
after he had vanquished and dispatched, seeing the two principals of the
quarrell yet standing and unhurt, he went to reskew his fellow. What
could he doe lesse? should he have stood still, and (if chance would so
have had it) see him defeated for whose defence he was entred the quarrell?
What until then he had done was nothing to the purpose, and the quarrel
was still undecided. Al the courtesie you can, you ought surely use
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especially when you have brought him under, and to some great advantage;
I know not how a man may use it, when anothers interest depends on it,
where you are but accessory and where the quarrel is not yours. Hee
could never be just nor curteous in hazard of him unto whom he had lent
himselfe. So was he presently delivered out of the Italian prisons by a
speedy and solemne letter of commendations from our King. Oh, indiscreet
nation! We are not contented to manifest our follies and bewray our
vices to the world by reputation; but we goe into forraigne nations, and
there in person shew them. Place three Frenchmen in the deserts of
Libya, and they will never live one moneth together without brawling, falling
out, and scratching one another; you would say this peregrination is a
party erected to please strangers with our tragedies; and those most commonly
who rejoyce and scoffe at our evils. We travel into Italie to learne
the art of fencing, and practise it at the cost of our lives, before we
know it; it were requisite, according to the order of true discipline,
we should preferre the theorike before the practike. We betray our
apprentisage.
Primitiae iuvenum miserae, bellique futuri
Dura rudimenta./1
The miserable first essayes of youth
And hard beginnings of warre that ensu'th.
I know it is an art profitable to her end (in
the single combate betweene the two Princes, cosin-Germans, in Spaine,
the eldest of which (saith T. Livius) by the skil of his weapons,
and by craft, overcame easily the dismayed forces of the younger) and as
by experience I have knowen the knowledge and skil whereof hath puffed
the heart of some beyond their naturall proportion. But it is not
properly a vertue, since she draw-eth her stay from dexteritie and takes
her foundation from other than from her selfe. The honour of combates
consisteth in the jealousie of the heart, not of the
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science. And therefore have I seene some of my friends, renowned
for great Masters in this exercise, in their quarrels to make choice of
weapons that might well take the meane of this advantage or oddes from
them; and which wholly depend on fortune and assurance that their victorie
might not rather be imputed to their fencing then ascribed to their valour.
And in my infancy our nobility scorned the reputation of a fencer, though
never so cunning, as injurious; and if any learnt it they would sequester
themselves from company, deeming the same as a mystery of craft and subtility,
derogating from true and perfect vertue. {amateur+}
Non scntivar, non parar, non ritirarsi
Voglion costor, ne qui destrezza ha parte;
Non danno i colpi finti hor pieni, hor scarsi;
Togli l'ira e'l furor l'uso dell'arte,
Odi le spade horribilmente urtarsi
A mezzo il ferro, il pie d'orma non parte,
Sempre e il pie fermo, e la man sempre in moto,
Ne scende taglio in van, ne punta a voto./1
T' avoyde, toward retiring to give ground
They reke not, nor hath nimblenes heere part,
Nor give false blowes, nor full, nor scarce, nor sound,
Rage and revenge bereave all use of arte.
Their Swordes at halfe Sword horribly resound
You might heare mette: No foote from steppe doth parte:
Their foote still fast, their hand still faster-mooveth:
No stroke in vaine, no thrust in vaine, but prooveth.
Shooting at Buts, Tilting, Torneyes, Barriers,
the true images of martiall combats, were the exercises of our forefathers.
This other exercise is so much the lesse noble, by how much it respecteth
but a private end: which against the lawes of justice teacheth us to destroy
one another, and every way produceth ever mischievous effects. It
is much more worthy and better beseeming for a man to exercise himselfe
in things that assure and offend not our Commonwealth and which respect
publike securitie and generall glory. Publius Rutilius was the first
that ever instituted the
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Souldier to manage his armes by dexteritie and skil, and joyned art
onto vertue, not for the use of private contentions, but for the wars and
Roman peoples quarrels; a popular and civill manner of fencing; and besides
the example of Caesar, who appointed his souldier above all things to aime
and strike at the face of Pompeyes men in the battell of Pharsalia: a thousand
other Chieftaines and Generals have devised new fashions of weapons and
new kindes of striking, and covering of themselves, according as the present
affaires require. But even as Philopoemen condemned wrestling, wherein
hee excelled others, forsomuch as the preparations appertaining to this
exercise differed from those that belong to military discipline, to which
he supposed men of honour should amuse and addict themselves, me thinkes
also that this nimblenesse or agilitie to which men fashion and enure themselves,
their Iimbes, their turnings, windings, and nimble-quicke motions wherein
youth is instructed and trained in this new schoole, are not only unprofitable
but rather contrary and damageable for the use of militarie combat:
And wee see our men do commonly employ particular weapons in their fence
schools, and peculiarly appointed for that purpose. And I have seene
it dis-allowed that a gentleman chalenged to fight with rapier and dagger
should present himselfe in the equipage of a man at armes; or that another
should offer to come with his cloake instead of a dagger. It is worthy
the noting that Lachez in Plato, speaking of an apprentisage how to manage
armes conformable to ours, saith he could never see any notable warrior
come of a school of fence, and especially from among the maisters.
As for them our owne experience confirmes as much. And for the rest
we may at least say they are sufficiencies of no relation or correspondency.
And in the institution of the children of this Commonwealth, Plato interdicts
the artes of striking or playing with fists devised by Amycus and Epeius,
and to wrestle invented by Antoeus and Cercyo: because they aime at another
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afflilition with it. But I digresse much from my theame, The Emperour
Mauricius' being forwarned by dreames and sundry prognostications that
one Phocas a souldier at that time yet unknowne, should kill him, demanded
of Philip his sonne in law who that Phocas was, his nature, his conditions
and customes, and how amongst other things Philip told him he was a faint,
cowardly, and timorous fellow. The Emperour thereby presently concluded
that he was both cruel and a murtherer. What makes
tyrants+ so bloud-thirstie? it is the care of their securities and
that their faint hart yeelds them no other meanes to assure themselves
then by rooting out those which may in any sort offend them; yea, silly
women, for feare that they should or bite or scratch them:
Cuncta ferit dum cuncta timet./1
Of all things he afraide,
At all things fiercely laide.
The first cruelties are exercised by themselves,
thence proceedeth the feare of a just revenge, which afterward produces
that swarme of new cruelties; by the one to stifle the other. Philip,
the King of Macedon, who had so many crowes to pul with the Romanes, agitated
by the horror of so many murthers committed by his appointment, and unable
to make his partie good, or to take any safe resolution against so many
families, by him at severall times injured, resolved at last to seize upon
al their children whom he had caused to be murthered, that so he might
day by day one after another rid the world, of them, and so establish his
safety. Matters of worth are not impertinent wheresoever they be
placed. I, who rather respect the weight and benefite of discourses then
their order and placing, need not feare to place here at randome a notable
storie. When they are so rich of their owne beautie, and may very well
uphold themselves alone, I am content with a haires end, to fitte or joyne
them to my purpose. Amongst others who had been condemned
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by Philip was one Herodicus, Prince of the Thessalians: after whom he
caused his two sonnes in lawe to be put to deathe, each of them leaving
a young sonne behind. Theoxena and Arco were the two widdowes.
Theoxena, although she were instantly urged thereunto, could never be induced
to marry againe. Arco tooke to husband Poris, a chiefe man amongst
the AEneans, and by him had divers children, all which she left very young.
Theoxena, moved by a motherly cbaritie toward her young nephews, and so
to have them in her protection and bringing up, wedded Poris. Vpon
this came out the proclamation of the Kings edict. This noble- minded
mother, distrusting the Kings crueltie and fearing the mercilesness of
his satelities or officers towards these noble, hopefull and tender youths,
feared not to say that shee would rather kil them with her own bands then
deliver them. Poris, amazed at her protestations, promiseth her secretly
to convey them to Athens, there by some of his faithful friends to be kept
safely. They take occasion of a yearly feast which to the honour
of AEneas was solemnized at AEnea, and thither they goe, where having all
day long assisted at the ceremonies and publike banket, night being come,
they convay themselves into a shippe appointed for that purpose in hope
to save themselves by sea. But the winde fell out so contrarie that
the next morning they found themselves in view of the towne whence the
night before they had hoisted sailes, where they were pursued by the garders
and souldiers of the port. Which Poris perceiving, laboured to hasten
and encourage the mariners to shift away: but Tbeoxena, engaged through
love and revenge, remembring her first resolution, prepared both weapons
and poisons, and presenting them to their sight, thus she bespake them:
'Oh my dear children, take a good heart; death is now the onely meane of
your defence and libertie, and shall be a just cause unto the Gods for
their holy justice. These bright keen blades, these full cuppes shall
free you the passage unto it. Courage therefore, and thou my eldest
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to die the strongest death. Who on the one side having so undaunted
a perswader, and on the other their enemies ready to cut their throats
in furious manner, ranne all to that which came next to his hand; and so
all goared and panting were throwne into the sea. Theoxena, proud
she had so gloriously provided for her children's safety, lovingly embraced
her husband, said thus unto him: 'Oh ny dear heart, let us follow these
boyes, and together with them enjoy one self-same grave;' and so close-claspe
together they flung themselves into the maine: so that the ship was brought
to shore againe, but emptie of her maisters.
Tyrants+, to act two things together, that is, to kill and cause their
rage to be felt, have employed the utmost of their skill to devise lingering
deaths. They will have their enemies die, yet not so soone but that
they may, have leisure to feele their vengeance. Wherin they are
in great perplexity; for if the torments be over-violent, they are short;
if lingring, not grevious enough. In this they imploy their wits
and devices, many examples whereof we see in antiquitie; and I wot not
whether we retain some spice of that barbarisme. Whatsoever is beyond
a simple death seemeth to me meere crueltie. Our justice cannot hope
that he whom the terror of death cannot dismay, be he to be hanged or beheaded,
can in any sort be troubled with the imagination of a languishing fire,
of a wheele, or of burning pincers. And I wot not whether in that
meane time we bring him to despair; for what plight can the soule of man
be in that is broken up on a wheele, or, after the old fashion, nailed
to a crosse, and 24 howres together expects his death! Josephus reporteth
that whilst the Roman warres continued in Jewrie, passing by a place where
certain Jewes had been crucified three dayes before, he knew three of his
friends amongst them, and having gotten leave to remove them, two of them
died, but the third lived long after. Chalcondylas, a man of credite,
in the memories he left of matters happened in his time and thereabouts,
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extreame torment the Emperor Mechmed was often wont to put in practice,
which was by one onely blow of a cimitary, or broad Persian sword, to have
men cut in two parts, by the waste of the body, about the diapbragma, which
is a membrane lying overthwart the lower part of the breast, separating
the heart and lights from the stomacke, which caused them to die two deaths
at once: and affirmeth that both parts were seen full of life, to move
and stirre long time after, as if they had been in lingering torment.
I do not thinke they felt any great torture in that moving. The gastliest
torments to looke upon are not alwaies the greatest to be endured: and
I finde that much more fiercely-horrible, which other historians write,
and which he used against certain Lords of Epirus, whom faire and leasurely
he caused to be flead all over, disposed by so malicious a dispensation
that their lives continued fifteene daies in that languor and anguish.
And these two others: Croesus having caused a gentleman to be apprehended,
greatly favoured by Pantaleon his brother, led him in a fullers or clothworkers
shoppe, where with cardes and teazles belonging to that trade, he made
him to be carded, scraped, and teazled so long until he died of it.
George Sechel, ring-leader of the countrymen of Polina, who under the title
of a croysada, wrought so many mischiefs, having beene defeated in a battell
by the Vayvoda of Transilvania and taken prisoner, was for three dayes
together tyed naked to a wooden horse, exposed to all manner of tortures
any man might devise against him; during which time divers other prisoners
were kept fasting. At last, he yet living, saw Lucat his deare brother,
and for whose safety he sued and entreated, forced to drinke his blood,
drawing all the envie and hatred of his misdeeds upon himselfe. And
twenty of his most favoured captaines were compelled to feed upon his flesh,
which with their teeth they must teare off and swallow their morsels.
The rest of his body and entrailes, he being dead, were boiled in a pan,
and given for food to other of his followers.
CHAPTER 2.XXVIII+ ALL THINGS HAVE
THEIR SEASON
THOSE who compare Cato the Censor to Cato+
the Younger that killed himselfe, compare two notable natures, and in forme
neare one unto another. The first exploited his sundrie waies and
excelleth in military exploits and utilitie of his publike vacations.
But the youngers vertue (besides that it were blasphemy in vigor to compare
any unto him) was much more sincere and unspotted. For who will discharge
the Censors of envie and ambition that durst counterchecke the honour of
Scipio+ in goodnes and all other parts of excellencie, farre greater
and better than him or any other man living in his age? Amongst other
things reported of him, this is one, that in his eldest a he gave himselfe
with so earnest a longing to the Greek tong, as if it had been to quench
a long burning thirst, a thing in mine opinion not very honourable in him.
It is properly that which we call doting, or to become a childe againe.
All things have their season yea the good and all. And I may say
my Paternoster out of season. As T. Quintius Flaminius was
accused, forasmuch as being generall of an army, even in the houre of the
conflict he was seene to withdraw himselfe apart, amusing, himselfe to
pray God although he gained the battell.
Imponit finem sapiens et rebus honestis./1
A wise-man will use moderation,
Even in things of commendation.
Eudemonidas seeing Xenocrates very old laboriously
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apply himselfe in his schoole-lectures, said, When will this man know
something, since he is yet learning? And Philopoemen, to those who
highly extolled King Ptolomey because he daily hardened his body to the
exercise of armes: It is not (said he) a matter commendable in a
King of his age in them to exercise himselfe, he should now really and
substantially imploy them. Wise men say that young men should make
their preparations and old men enjoy them. And the greatest vice
they note in us is, that our desires do uncessantly grow yonger and yonger.
We are ever beginning anew to live. Our studies and our desires should
sometimes have a feeling of age. We have a foote in the grave, and
our appetites and pursuits are but new-borne.
Tu secanda marmora
Locas sub ipsum funus, et sepulcri
Immemor, struis domos./1
You, when you should be going to your grave,
Put marble out to worke, in houses brave,
Unmindfull of the buriall you must have.
The longest of my desseignes doth not extend to
a whole yeare: now I only apply my selfe to make an end: I shake
off all my new hopes and enterprises: I bid my last farewell to all
the places I leave, and daily dispossess my selfe of what I have.
Olim iam nec perit quicquam mihi, nec acquiritur. Plus superest
viatici quam viae:/2 'It is a good while since I neither loose nor
get any thing: I have more to beare my charges then way to goe.'
Vixi, et quem dederat cursum fortuna peregi./3
I have liv'd, and the race have past
Wherein my fortune had me plac't.
To conclude, it is all the case I finde in my
age, and that it suppresseth many cares and desires in me wherewith life
is much disquieted. The care of
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the worlds course, the care of riches, of greatnesse, of knowledge,
of health, and of my selfe. This man learneth to speake when he should
rather learne to hold his peace for ever. A man may alwaies continue
his study, but not schooling. O fond-foolish for an old man to be
ever an Abecedarian.
Diversos diversa iuvant, non omnibus annis
Omnia conveniunt./1
Diverse delights to diverse nor to all
Do all things at all yeares convenient fall.
If we must needs study, let us study something sorteable to our condition,
that we may answer as he did, who being demanded what his studies would
stead him in his decrepity, answered that he might the better and with
more ease leave this world. Such a study was yong
Catoes+ in forefeeling his approaching end, who lighted upon Platoes
discourse on the soules immortality. Not as it may be supposed that long
before he had not stored himselfe with all sorts of munition for such a
dislodging. Of assurance, of
constancy+ and instruction, he had more than Plato hath in all
his writings. His science and his courage were in this respect above
all Philosophy. Hee undertook this occupation, not for the service
of his death, but as one who did not so much as interrupt his sleep in
a deliberation of such consequence, who ever without choice or change continued
his wonted studies, and all other accustomed actions of his life.
The same night wherein the Pretorship was refused him he passed over in
play. That wherein he must die, he spent in reading. The losse
of life or office was all one to him.
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CHAPTER 2.XXIX+ OF VERTUE
I FINDE by experience that there is great difference betweene the sodaine
fits and fantasies of the soule, and a resolute disposition and constant
habitude: and I see there is nothing but we may attaine unto, yea, as some
say, to exceede Divinitie it selfe; forsomuch as it is more to become impassible
of himselfe, then to be so by his originall condition: and that one may
joyne a resolution and assurance of God to mens imbecillitie. But
it is by fits. And in the lives of those heroes or noble worthies
of former ages, are often found wonderfull parts, and which seems greatly
to exceed our naturall forces: but they are prankes or parts consonant
to truth: and it may hardly be believed mans soule may so be tainted and
fed with those so high-raised conditions, that onto it they may become
as ordinary and naturall. It hapneth unto our selves, who are but
abortive broods of men, sometimes to rowse our soule farre beyond her ordinary
pitch, as stirred up by the discourses or provoked by the examples of others.
But it is a kinde of passion which urgeth, mooveth, agitateth, and in some
sort ravisheth her from out her selfe: for, that gust overblowne and storme
past, wee see it wil unawares unbend and lose it selfe, if not to the lowest
pitch, at least to be no more the same she was, so that upon every slight
occasion, for a bird lost or for a glasse broken, we suffer our selves
to be mooved and distempered very neere as one of the vulgar sort.
Except order, moderation+, and
constancie+, I imagine all things may bee done by an indifferent
and defective man. Therefore say
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wise men, that directly to judge of a man, his common actions must specially
be controuled, and he must every day be surprised in his work-day clothes.
Pyrrho, who framed so pleasant a science of ignorance, assaied (as all
other true philosophers) to fashion his life answerable to his doctrine.
And forasmuch as he maintained the weaknesse of mans judgement to be so
extreame as it could take nor resolution nor inclination: and would perpetually
suspend it, ballancing, bebolding and receiving all things as indifferent:
it is reported of him that he ever kept himselfe after one fashion, looke
and countenance. If he had begunne a discourse, he would end it,
though the party to whom he spake were gone: and if he went any where,
he would not goe an inche out of his path what let or obstacle soever came
in his way; being kept from falls, from cartes, or other accidents by his
friends. For, to feare or shunne any thing had beene to shocke his propositions,
which remooved all election and certainty from his very senses. He
sometimes suffered himselfe to be cut and cautherized with such constancy
as he was never seen so much as to shrug, twitch, move, or winke with his
eyes. It is something to bring the minde to these imagination, but
more to joine the effects unto it, yet is it not impossible. But
to joine them with such perseverance and constancy as to establish it for
an ordinary course; verily in these enterprises so farre from common use,
it is almost incredible to be done. The reason is this, that he was
sometimes found in his house bitterly scolding with his sister for which
being reproved as he that wronged his indifferencie; 'What!' said he, 'must
this seely woman also serve as a witnesse to my rules? Another time,
being found to defend himselfe from a dog: 'It is,' replied be, 'very hard
altogether to dispoile and shake off man;' and man must endevour and enforce
himselfe to resist and confront all things, first by effects, but if the
worst befall, by reason and by discourse. It is now about seven or
eight yeares since, that a country man yet living not above two leagues
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vexed and troubled in minde for his wives jealousies one day comming
home from his worke, and she after her accustomed manner welcomming and
entertaining him with brawling and scowlding, as, one unable to endure
her any longer, fell into such a moodie rage that sodainely with a sickle
which he held in his hand he clean cut off those parts tnat were the cause
of her jealousies and flung them in her face. And it is reported
that a yong gentleman of France, amorous and lustie, having by his perseverance
at last mollified the heart of his faire mistresse, desperate, because
comming to the point of his so long sued-for businesses he found himselfe
unable and unprepared, and that
-----non viriliter
Iners senile penis extulerat caput./1
As soone as he came home he deprived himselfe of it, and sent it as a cruel
and blou4y sacrifice for the expiation of his offence. Had he done
it by discourse or for religions sake, as the priestes of Cybele were wont
to do, what might we not say of so haughty an enterprise? Not long
since at Bragerac, five leagues distance from my house, up the river of
Dordaigne, a woman, having the evening before beene grievously tormented
and sore beaten by hir husband, froward and skittish by complexion, determined,
though it should cost hir the price of hir life, by one meane or other
to escape his rudeness, and rising the next morning, went as she was accustomed
to visite her neigbbours, to whom in some sort she recommended the state
of hir affaires, then taking a sister of hirs by the hand, ledde hir along
untill she came upon the bridge that crosseth the river, and having bid
her hartily farewell, as in the way of sport, without shewing any maner
of change or alteration, headlong threw hirselfe down into the river, where
she perished. And which is more to be noted in hir is, that this
hir determination ripened a whole night in hir head. But the Indian
wives may not here be forgotten as worthy the noting: whose custome is,
that
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husbands have many wives, and for hir that is dearest unto hir husband
to kill herselfe after him: every one in the whole course of hir life endevoreth
to obtaine this priviledge and advantage over all her fellow wives: and
in the good offices and duties they shew their husbands, respect no other
recompence than to be preferred to accompany them in death.
Ubi mortifero jacta est fax ultima lecto,
Uxorem fusis, stat pia turba comis:
Et certamen habent Lethi, quae viva sequator
Coniugium, pudor est non licuisse mori:
Ardent victrices, et flammae pectora praebent,
Imponuntque suis ora perusta viris./1
When for his death-bed last flame is appli'd
With loose haires many kind wives stand beside,
And strive for death, which alive may be next
Hir wedlocke, who may not, is sham'd and vex't:
They that orecome, are burn'd, to flames give way,
Their bodies burnt on their burnt husbands lay.
A late writer affirrneth that himselfe hath seene
this custome highly reputed in the new discovered East Indies, where not
only the wives are buried with their husbands, but also such slaves as
he hath enjoyed which is done after this manner. The husband being
deceased, the widdow may, if she will (but few do it, request two or three
monthes space to dispose of hir busines. The day come, adorned as
a sumptuous bride, she mounteth on horsebacke, and with a cheereful countenance
telleth everybody she is going to lie with her bridegroome, holding in
her left hand a looking-glasse, and an arrow in the right. Thus having
a while rid up and downe in great pomp and magnificence, accompanied with
her friends and kinsmen, and much concourse of people, in feast and jollitie,
she is brought into a publike pace, purposely appointed for such spectacles;
which is a large open place, in the middest whereof is a pit or grave full
of wood, and neere unto it an upraised scaffold, with foure or five steppes
to ascend, upon which she is brought, and served with a stately
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and sumptuous banket, which ended, she beginneth to dance and sing,
and when she thinks good, commandeth the fire to be kindled. That
done, she commeth down a againe, and taking the nearest of hir husbands
kindred by the hand, they goe together to the next river, where she strippes
hir selfe all naked and distributeth hir jewels and cloathes among hir
friends, then plungeth herselfe in the water, as if she meant to wash away
hir sins; then comming out she enwrappeth her selfe in a yellow piece of
linnen cloth, about the length of fourteene yards; and giving her band
againe unto hir husbands kinsmen, they returne unto the mount, where she
speakes unto the people, to whom (if she have any) she recommendeth hir
children. Betweene the pitte and mount there is commonly a curtaine
drawne, lest the sight of that burning furnace might dismay them: which
many, to shew the greater courage, wil not have it drawne. Her speech
ended, a woman presenteth her with a vessell ful of oyl, therewith to annoint
her head and body, which done, she casteth the rest into the fire, and
therewithall sodainly flings herselfe-into it: which is no sooner done
but the people cast great stors of faggots and billets upon hir, lest she
should languish over- long: and all their joy is converted into griefe
and sorrow. If they be persons of meane quality, the dead mans body
is carried to the place where they intend to bury him, and there be is
placed sitting; his widdow kneeling before him with her armes close about
his middle, and so keepeth hirself whilst a wall is erected up about them
both, which raised to the height of her shoulders, some of her kindred
taking her by the head behind, wrings hir neck about, and having given
the last gaspe, the wall is immediately made up close over their heads,
wherein they remain buried. In the same country there was something
like to this in their Gymnosophists, or wise men, who not by menaces or
compulsions of others, nor by the violence of a sodaine humour, but by
the expresse and voluntary profession of their rule, their maner was according
as they attained unto a certaine age, or saw themselves
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threatned by some sicknesse, to cause a pile of wood to be erected and
upon it a rich bedde; and having cheerefully feasted their friends and
acquaintance, with such a resolution laid themselves downe in that bed,
that fire set unto it, they were never seene to stirre nor hand nor foot;
and thus died one of them named Calanus in the presence of all the army
of Alexander the Great. And who had not so made himselfe away was
neither esteemed holy nor absolutely happy among them; sending his soul
purged and purified by fire after it had consumed whatsoever was mortal
and terrestrial in it. This constant premeditation of al the life
is that which makes the wonder. Amongst our other disputation, that
of Fatum hath much entermedled it selfe: and to joyne future things and
our wil itselfe unto a certaine unavoydable necessitie, we yet stand upon
that argument of former times: since God forseeth al things must thus happen,
as undoubtedly he doeth: they must then necessarily happen so. To
which our clarks and maisters answere, that to see any thing come to passe
as wee doe, and likewise God (for he being present in ful essence rather
seeth than foreseeth), is not to force the same to happen: yea we see because
things come to passe, but things happen not because we see. {Milton+}
The hapning makes the science or knowledge, and not knowledge the happening.
What we see come to passe, happeneth; but it might come to passe otherwise.
And God in the eternall register of the causes of happenings, which he
hath in his prescience, hath also those which are called casual; and the
voluntary, which depend of the liberty he hath given unto our free will,
and knoweth we shall faile, because our will shall have beene to faile.
I have seene divers encourage their troupes with this fatall necessitie;
for, if our hour be tied unto a certaine point neither the musket- shottes
of our enemie, nor our courage, nor our flight and cowardice can either
advance or recoyle the same. This may well
be said, but seeke you who shall effect it: and if it be so that a strong
and lively faith doth likewise draw action after it: truely this faith
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we so much fil our mouthes) is marvelous light in our times, except
the contempt it hath of works, make her disdaine their company. So
it is that to the same purpose the Lord of Joinville, as credible a witnesse
as any other, tells us of the Bedoins, a nation intermingled with the Saracine,
with whom our King Saint Lewis had to deale in the holy land who so confidently
believed in their religion the dayes of every one to be prefixed and numbred
from all eternity by an inevitable preordinance, that they went al bare
and naked to the warres except a Turkish glaive in their hand, and their
body covered but with a white linnen cloth: and for the bitterest curse,
if they chanced to fall out one with another, they had ever in their mouth:
'Cursed be then as he that armeth himselfe for feare of death. Here
is another maner of triall or a belief or faith then ours. In this
rank may likewise be placed that which those two religious men'of Florence
not long since gave unto their countrymen. Being in some controversie
betweene themselves about certaine points of learning, they accorded to
go both into the fire in the presence of al the people and in the open
market place, each one for the verifying of his opinion; and all preparations
were ready made and execution to be performed, but that by an unexpected
accident it was interrupted. A yong Turkish Lord, having achieved
a notable piece of service in armes and with his own person in ful view
of the two battels between Ammurath and Huniades ready to be joyned together,
being demanded by Ammurath his prince, who being so yong and inexperienced
(for it was the first warre or service he had seen before) had replenished
him with so generous and undanted vigor of courage, answered that a hare
had beene his soveraigue maister and onely teacher of valour; and thus
began his speech: Being one day a hunting, I found a hare sitting
in her forme, and although I had a brace of excellent good greyhounds with
me in a slip or leash, I thought it good, because I would be sure of my
same to use my bow; for she was a very fair narke. I begaune to shoot
my arrowes
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at her, which I did to the number of fortie (for in my quiver were just
so many), yet could I never hurt her, no not so much as start her.
After all this I let slip my grayhounds, who could do no more than I had
done: by which I learnt that she had been sheltred and defended by her
destinie; and that no glaives nor arrowes never hit but by the permission
of our fatalitie, which it lieth not in us to =or advance. This storie
may serve to make us perceive by the way how flexible our reason is to
all sorts of objects. A notable man, great in yeares, in name, in
dignity, and in learning, vaunted himselfe unto me, that he was induced
to a certaine most important change of his religion by a strange and fantasiical
incitation: and in al things so il concluding that I deemed the same stronger
and more forcible being taken contrary. He termed it a miracle, and
so did I, but in a different sense. Their historians say that perswasion
having popularly beene scattered amongst the Turkes of the fatal and inflexible
prescription of their dayes, doth apparently aide to warrant and embolden
them in dangers. And I know a great Prince who happily thrives by it, be
it he believe it or take it for an excuse to hazard himselfe extraordinarily;
provided fortune be not soone wearie to favour and backe him. There
hath not happened in our memorie a more admirable effect of resolution
than of those two villaines that conspired the death of the Prince of Orange:
it is strange how the last who performed the same could be induced or encouraged
to undergo such an enterprize, wherein his fellow (though he had resolutely
attempted it and had all might be required for such an action) had so ill
success and miscarried. And in those steps and with the same weapons
to go and undertake a Lord, armed with so late an instruction of distrust;
mighty in friends and followers, puissant of bodily strength, in his owne
hall, amiddest his servants and guarde, and in a city wholly at his devotion.
It must of force be said that in performing it he employed a well- directed
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A poynard is more sure to wound a man, which forsomuch as it requireth
more motion and vigour of the arme than a pistol, its stroke is more subject
to be hindred or avoyded. That the first ranne not to an assured
death I make no great doubt, for the hopes wherewith he might be entertained
could not harbour in a well-setled and resolute midde, and the conduct
of his exploit sheweth he wanted no more that then courage. The motions
of so forcible a perswasion may be diverse, for our fantasia disposeth
of her self and of us as she pleaseth. The execution committed neere
Orleans had no coherence with this wherein was more hazard than vigor;
the blow was not mortall had not fortune made it so, and the enterprise
to shoote on horsebacke and far-off, and to one who mooved still according
to the motion of his horse, was the attempt of a man that rather loved
to misse of his effect then faile to save himselfe. What followed
did manifestly shew it; for he was so amazed and drunken with the thought
of so haughty an execution, as he lost all his senses, both to worke his
escape and direct his tongue in his answers. What needed he have
done more then recover his friends by crossing of a river? It is
a meane wherein I have cast my selfe in farre lesse dangers; and which
I thinke of small hazard, how broad soever, alwayes provided your horse
find an easie entrance, and on the further side you forsee an easie and
shallow landing, according to the course of the streame of the water.
The second, when the horrible sentence was pronounced against him, answered
stoutly: 'I was prepared for it, and I shall amaze you with my patience.
The Assassines, a nation depending of Phoenicia, are esteemed among the
Mahometists of a soveraigne devotion and puritie of maners: they hold that
the readiest and shortest way to gaine Paradise is to kill some one of
a contrary religion; therefore hath it often beene seene that one or two
in their bare doublets have undertaken to assault mighty enemies with the
price of an assured death and without any care of their own danger.
And thus was our Earle
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Raymond of Tripoli murthered or assassinated (this word is borrowed
from their name) in the middest of his citie, daring the time of our warres
in the holy land; and likewise Conrade Marquis of Montferrat his murtherers
being brought to their torture, were seene to swell with pride that they
had performed so worthy an exploit.
CHAPTER 2.XXX+ OF A MONSTROUS CHILD
THIS discourse shall passe single, for I leave it to Physitians to treat
of. I saw two dayes since a child whom two men and a nurse (which
named themselves to be his father, his uncle, and his aunt) carried about
with intent to get some money with the sight of him, by reason of his strangenesse.
In all the rest he was as other children are: he stood upon his feete,
went and prattled in a manner as all others of his age. He would
never take nourishment but by his nurses breast; and what in my presence
was offred to be put in his mouth he chewed a little and put it all out
againe. His puling differed somewhat from others: he was just fourteene
monthes olde. Under his paps he was fastned and joyned to another
childe, but had no head, and who had the conduite of his backe stopped;
the rest whole. One of his armes was shorter than the other, and was by
accident broken at their birth. They were joyned face to face, and
as if a little child would embrace another somewhat bigger. The joyning
and space whereat they were closed together was but foure inches broad,
or thereabouts; in such sort that if you thrust up the imperfect childe
you might see under the others navill; and the seame was betweene the paps
and his navill. The navill of the imperfect one could not be seene,
but all the rest of his belly might. Thus, what of the imperfect
one was not joyned, as armes, buttocks, thighes, and legges, did hang and
shake upon the other, whose length reached to the middle-leg of the other
perfect. His nurse told me he made water by both privities.
The members of the little one were
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nourished, living, and in the same state as the others, except only
they were lesse and thinner. This double body nd these different
members, having reference to one onely bead, might serve for a favorable
prognostication to our King to maintaine the factions and different parties
of this our kingdome under a unitie of the lawes. But least the successe
should prove it contrary, it is not amisse to let him runne his course;
for in Things already past there need no divination. Vt quum facta
sunt, tum ad conjecturam aliquid interpretatione revocantur:/1 'So
as when they are done they then by some construction should be revoked
to conjecture. As it is reported of Epimenides, who ever devined
backward.' I come now from seeing of a shepherd at Medoc, of thirtie yeares
of age or thereabouts, who bad no signe at all of genitorie parts, but
where they should be are three little holes by which his water doth continually
tril from him. This poore man hath a beard, and desireth still to
be fumbling of women. Those which we call monsters are not so with
God, who in the immensitie of his work seeth the infinite of formes therein
contained. And it may be thought that any figure doth amaze us, hath
relation unto some other figure of the same kinde, although unknown unto
man. From out his all-seeing wisdome proceedeth nothing but good,
common, regular, and orderly; but we neither see the sorting, nor conceive
the relation. Quod crebro videt, non miratur, etiam si, cur fiat,
nescit. Quod ante non vidit, id, si evenerit, ostentum esse censet:/2
'That which he often seeth he doth not wonder at, though he know not why
it is done; but if that happen which he never saw before, he thinkes it
some portentous wonder. We call that against nature which commeth
against custome. There is nothing, whatsoever it be, that is not
according to hir. Let therefore this universall'and naturall reason chase
from us the error, and expel] the astonishment which noveltie breedeth
and strangenes causeth in us,
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CHAPTER 2.XXXI+ OF
ANGER+ AND CHOLER
PLUTARKE+
is everywhere admirable, but especially where he judgeth of humane actions.
The notable things he reporteth may be perceived in the comparison of Lycurgus
and Numa, speaking of the great simplicity we commit in leaving long children
under the government and charge of their fathers and parents. Most
of our policies or commonwealths, saith Aristotle (as the Cyclopes were
wont) commit the conduct of their wives and charge of their children to
all men, according to their foolish humour or indiscreete fantasies.
And well-nigh none but the Lacedemonian and Cretensian have resigned the
discipline of children to the lawes. Who seeth not that in an estate
all things depend of nurture and education? And all the while, without
discretion, it is wholly left to the parents mercy how foolish and wicked
soever they be. Amongst other things, how often (walking through
our streets) have I desired to have a play or comedie made in revenge of
young boyes, which I saw thumpt, misused, and well-nigh murthered by some
harebrained, moodie, and through choler-raging fathers and mothers, from
out whose eyes a man might see sparkles of rage to startle.
----- rabie jecur incendente feruntur
Praecipites, ut saxa jugis abrupta, quibus mons
Subtrahitur, clivoque latus pendente recedit:/1
They headlong runne with rage, which doth enflame their livers
Like stones that broken fall from mountaine tops in shivers,
The hill withdrawes, and they are rould
From hanging cliffe which leaves their hold
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(And according to Hypocrates, the most dangerous infirmities are those
which disfigure the face), and with a loud thundring voice often to follow
children that came but lately from nurse, which after prove lame, maimed,
blockish and dul- pated with blowes; and yet our lawes makes no accompt
of it, as if these spraines and unjoyntings of limbes, or these maimes
were no members of our commonwealth.
Gratum est quod patrim civem populoque dedisti,
Si facis ut patriae sit idoneus, utilis aqris,
Vtilis et bellorum et pacis rebus agendis./1
That you to th'countrie give a man, 'tis acceptable,
If for the countrie fit you make him, for fields able,
Of peace and warre for all achievements profitable.
There is no passion so much transports the sinceritie
of judgement as doth anger. No man would make conscience to punish
that judge by death who in rage or choler had condemned an offender.
And why should fathers be allowed to beate or schoolmasters be suffered
to whip children, or to punish them, being angry? It is no longer
correction, butrevenge+. Punishment is unto
children as physicke, and would any man endure a physician that were angrie
and wroth against his patient? Our selves (did we well), during the
time of our anger, should never lay hands on our servants. So long
as our pulse panted, and we feele any concitation, so long remit we the
partic: and things will seeme far otherwise unto us if we once come to
our senses again, and shall better bethinke us. Then is it
passion+ that commandes. It is passion that speaketh, and not
we. Athwart it, faults seeme much greater unto us, as bodies doe athwart
a foggy mist. Whoso is hungry useth meat, but whoso will use chastisement
should never hunger nor thirst after it. Moreover, corrections given
with discretion and moderation are more gently received, and with more
good to him that receiveth them. Otherwise hee shall never thinke
to have beene justly condemned by a
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man who is transported by rage and choler, and for his justification
alleadgeth the extraordinary motions of his maister, the inflammation of
his face, his unwonted oaths, his chafing, his unquietnesse, and his rash
precipitation.
Ora tument ira, nigrescunt sanguine venae:
Lumina Gorgoneo saevius igne micant./1
The face with anger swelles, the veines grow blacke with blood,
The eyes more fiercely shine than Gorgons fierie moode,
Suetonius writeth that Caius Rabirius, having by Caesar been condemned,
nothing did him so much good towards the people (to whom he appealed) to
make him obtain his suit, as the sharpnes and over-boldnes which Caesar
had declared in that judgement. Saying is one thing, and doing another.
A man must consider the sermon apart and the preacher severall. Those
have made themselves good sport who in our dayes have gone about to checke
the veritie of our Church by the ministers vice: she fetcheth her testimony
from elsewhere. It is a foolish manner of arguing, and which would
soone reduce all things to a confusion. An honest man may sometimes
have false opinions, and a wicked man may preach truth: yea such a one
as beleeves it not. Verily it is a pleasing harmonie when doing and
saying goe together. And I will not deny but saying when
deeds+ follow is of more efficacie and authority: as said Eudamidas
when he heard a philosopher discourse of warre: these speeches are good,
but he that speakes them is not to be beleeved, for his eares were never
accustomed to heare the clang of trumpets nor rattling of drums.
And Cleomenes, hearing a rhetoritian speake of valour, burst out into an
extreame laughter; whereat the other being offended, he said unto him:
'I would doe as much if it were a swallow should speake of it, but were
be an eagle I should gladly heare him. Me seemeth I perceive in ancient
mens writings that he who speaks what he thinketh toucheth nearer the
-----1 OVID. Art. Am. 1. iii. 53.
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quick than he who counterfeits. Heare
Cicero+ speak of the love of libertie, then listen to
Brutus+: their wordes will tell you and sound in your eare, the
latter was a man readie to purchase it with the price of his life. Let
Cicero, that father of eloquence, treate of the contempt of death, and
let Seneca+ discourse of the same; the first
drawes it on languishing, and would faine resolve you of a thing whereof
he has not yet resolved himselfe. He giveth you no heart, for himselfe
hath none: whereas the other doth rowze, animate, and inflame you.
I never looke upon an author, be they such as write of vertue and of actions,
but I curiously endevour to finde out what he was himselfe. For the
Ephon of Sparta, hearing a dissolute liver propose a very beneficial advise
unto the people, commanded him to hold his peace, and desired an honest
man to assume the invention of it unto himselfe, and to propound it.
Plutarkes compositions, if they be well savored, doe plainely manifest
the same unto us: and I am perswaded I know him inwardly: yet would I be
glad we had some memories of his owne life: and by the way I am falne into
this discourse, by reason of the thanks I owe unto Aulus Gellius, in that
he hath left us written this story of his manners, which fitteth my story
of anger. A slave of his, who was a lewd and vicious man, but yet
whose eares were somewhat fedde with philosophicall documents, having for
some faults by him committed, by the commandement of Plutarke his master
been stripped naked, whilst another servant of his whipped him, grumbled
in the beginning that he was whipped without reason and had done nothing:
but in the end mainly crying out, he fell to railing and wronging his master,
upbraiding him that he was not a true Philosopher, as he vanted himself
to be, and how he had often heard him say that it was an unseemely thing
in a man to be angry. And that he had made a booke of it: and now,
all plunged in rage and engulf'ed in choler, to cause him so cruelly to
be beaten was cleane contrarie to his owne writing. To whom
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Plutarke, with an unaltered and milde-setled countenance, said thus
unto him: 'What, thou raskall, whereby doest thou judge I am now angrie?
Doth my countenance, doth my voice, doth my colour, or doth my speech give
thee any testimony that I am either moved or cholericke? Mee seemeth
mine eyes are not staringly wilde, nor my face troubled, nor voice frightful
or distempered. Doe I waxe red? Do I foame at the mouth?
Doth any word escape me I may repent hereafter? Doe I startle and
quake? Doe I rage and ruffle with anger? For to tell thee true,
these are the right signes of choler and tokens of anger. Then turning
to the party that whipped him: 'Continue still thy work,' quoth he, whilst
this fellow and I dispute of the matter. This is the report of Gellius.
Architas Tarentinus returning from a warre where he had beene captaine
generall, found his house all out of order, husbandrie all spoiled, and
by the ill government of his bailiffe, his ground all waste and unmanured;
and having called for him, said thus: 'Away, bad man, for if I were not
angrie I would have thee whipt for this. Plato likewise being vexed
and angrie with one of his slaves, commanded Speusippus to punish him,
excusing himselfe that now being angrie he would not lay hands upon him.
Charilus the Lacedemonian, to an Helot who behaved himselfe over insolently
and audaciously towards him, by the Gods (saith he) if I were not now angrie
I would presently make thee die. It is a passion which pleaseth and flattereth
it selfe. How many times being moved by any false suggestion, if
at that instant we be presented with any lawfull defence or true excuse,
doe we fall into rage against truth and innocencie it selfe? Touching
this purpose, I have retained a wonderfull example of antiquitie.
Piso, in divers other respects a man of notable vertue, being angrie, and
chafing with one of his souldiers, who returning from forage or boothbaling,
could not give him an accompt where he had left a fellow-souldier of his,
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condemned him to be hanged. And being upon the gallowes and ready
to dye behold his companion who had stragled abroade, comming home, whereat
all the army rejoyced very much, and after many embracings and signes of
joy between the two souldiers, the hangman brought both unto Piso, all
the company hoping it would be a great pleasure unto him; but it fell out
cleane contrary, for through shame and spite, his wrath, still burning,
was redoubled, and with a slie devise his passion instantly presented to
his minde, he made three guiltie, forsomuch as one of them was found innocent,
and caused them all three to bee dispatched: the first souldier because
he was alreadie condemned; the second, which had stragled abroade, by reason
he was the cause of his fellowes death; and the hangman for that he had
not fulfilled his generalls commandement. Those who have to deale
with froward and skittish women have no doubt seene what rage they will
fall into, if when they are most angrie and chafing a man be silent and
patient, and disdains to foster their anger and wrath. Celius the
orator was by nature exceedingly fretfull and cholerike. To one who
was with him at supper, a man of a milde and gentle conversation, and who
because he would not move him, seemed to approve whatever he said, and
yeeld to him in every thing, as unable to endure his peevishness should
so passe without some nourishment, burst out into a rage and said unto
him: 'For the love of God, deny me something, that we may be two.
So women are never angrie but to the end a man should againe be angrie
with them, therein imitating the lawes of love. Phocion to a man
who troubled his discourse with brawling and scolding at him in most injurious
manner, did nothing else but hold his peace, and give him what leisure
he would to vent his choler, which done, without taking any notice of it,
began his discourse againe where he had left it off. There is no
reply so sharpe as such silent contempt. Of the most cholerlike and testie
man of France (which is ever an imperfection, but more excusable in a military
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for it must needes be granted there are in that profession some men
who cannot well avoyde it) I ever say he is the patientest man I knowe
to bridle his choler; it mooveth and transporteth him with such furie and
violence --
----- magno veluti cum flamma sonore
Vigea suggeritur costis undantis aheni,
Exultantque aestu latices, furit intus aquai
Fumidus atque alte spumis exuberat amnis,
Nec jam se capit unda, volat vapor ater ad auras --/1
As when a fagot flame with hurring sounds
Under the ribbes of boyling cauldron lies,
The water swelles with heat beyond the bounds,
Whence streaming streames raging and foaming rise,
Water out-runs it selfe, blacke vapours flye to skies.
-- that he must cruelly enforce himselfe to moderate the same. And
for my part I know noe passion I were able to smother with such temper
and abide with such resolution. I would not set wisdome at so high
a rate. I respect not so much what he doth as how much it cost him not
to doe worse. Another boasted in my presence of his behaviours order and
mildnesse, which in truth is singular. I tolde him that indeed it
was much, namely, in men of so eminent a quality as himselfe was, on whom
all eyes are fixed, alwaies to shew himselfe in a good temper; but that
the chiefest point consisted in providing inwardly and for himselfe; and
that in mine opinion it was no discreet part inwardly to fret: which, to
maintaine that marke and formall outward appearance, I feared hee did.
Choler is incorporated by concealing and smothering the same, as Diogenes
said to Demosthenes, who fearing to be seene in a taverne withdrew himselfe
into the ame. The more thou recoylest backe, the further thou goest
into it. I would rather perswade a man, though somewhat out of season,
to give his boy a wherrat on the eare, then to dissemble this wise, sterile
or severe countenance, to vex and fret his minde. And I would rather
make shew of my passions then smother them to my
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cost, which being vented and exprest, become more languishing and weake:
better it is to let its pointe worke outwardly, then bend it against our
selves. Omnia vitia in aperto leviora aunt: et tunc perniciosissima,
quum simulata nitatesubsidunt;/1
'All vices are then lesse perilous when they lie open to bee seene,
but then most pernitious when they lurke under counterfeited soundenesse.'
I ever warne those of my household who by their offices-authoritie may
sometimes have occasion to be angry, first to husband their anger, then
not employ it upon every slight cause; for that impeacheth the effect and
worth of it. Rash and ordinary brawling is converted to a custome,
and thats the reason each man contemnes it. That which you employ
against a servant for any theeving is not perceived, because it is the
same he hath sundry times seene you use against him if he have not washt
a glasse well or misplaced a stoole. Secondly, that they be not angry
in vaine, but ever have regard their chiding come to his eares with whom
they are offended; for commonly some will brawle before he come in their
presence, and chide a good while after he is gone --
Et secure petulans amentia certat,/2
Madnesse makes with it selfe a fray,
Which fondly doth the wanton play --
and wreake their anger against his shadow, and make the storme fall where
no man is either chastised or interested, but with the rumour of their
voice, and sometimes with such as cannot doe withall. I likewise
blame those who being angry will brave and mutinie when the partie with
whom they are offended is not by. These rhodomontados must be employed
on such as feare them.
Mugitus veluti cum prima in praelia taurus
Terrificos ciet, atqui irasci in cornua tentat,
Arboris obnixus trunco, ventosque lacessit
Ictibus, et sparsa ad pugnam proludit arena./3
-----
1 SEN. Epist. lvi. 2 CLAUD. in En. 1. i. 48. 3 VIRG. AEn.
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As when a furious bull to his first combats mooves
His terror-breeding lowes, his horne to anger prooves,
Striving against a trees trunke, and the wind with strokes,
His preface made to fight with scattered sand, provokes.
When I chance to be angrie it is in the earnestest
manner that may be, but yet as briefly and as secretly as is possible.
I lose my selfe in hastiness and violence, but not in trouble. So
that let me spend all manner of injurious words at randome and without
all heed, and never respect, to place my points pertinently, and where
they may doe most hurt: for commonly I employ nothing but my tongue.
My boyes scape better cheape in great matters then in small trifles.
Slight occasions surprise me, and the mischiefs is that after you are once
falne into the pits it is no matter who thrusts in, you never cease till
you come to the bottome. The fall presseth, hasteneth, mooveth, and
furthereth it selfe. In great occasions I am pleased that they are so just,
that every body expects a reasonable anger to insue. I glorify my
selfe to deceive their expectation. Against these I bandy and prepare
my selfe; they make me summon up my wits and threaten to carry me very
farre if I would follow them. I easily keepe my selfe from falling into
them, and if I stay for them I am strong enough to reject the impulsion
of this passion, what violent cause soever it hath. But if it seize
upon and once preoccupate me, what vaine cause soever it hath, it doth
cleane transport me: I condition thus with those that may contest
with me, when you perceive me to be first angry, be it right or wrong,
let me hold on my course, I will do the like to you whenever it shall come
to my lot. There is not engendred but by the concurrencei of cholers,
which are easily produced one of another, and are not borne at one instant.
Let us allow every man his course, so shall we ever be in peace.
Oh profitable prescription, but of an hard execution! I shall sometime
seeme to be angry for the order and direction of my house, without any
just emotion. According as my age yeeldeth my humours more sharp
and peevish, so do I
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endevour to oppose my selfe against them and if I can I will hereafter
enforce my selfe to be lesse froward and not so testy, as I shall have
more excuse and inclinations to be so; although I have heretofore beene
in their number that are least. A word more to conclude this chapter:
Aristotle saith choler+ doth sometimes serve
as armes unto Vertue and Valor. It is very likely: notwithstanding
such as gainsay him, answer pleasantly, it is a weapon of a new fashion
and strange use. For we moove other weapons but this mooveth us;
our hand doth not guide it, but it directeth our hand; it holdeth us, and
we hold not it.
CHAPTER 2.XXXII+ A DEFENCE OF
SENECA+ AND PLUTARKE+
THE familiarity I have with these two men, and the aid they affoord
me in my old age, and my booke meerely framed of their spoiles, bindeth
me to wed and maintaine their honour. As for Seneca, amongest a thousand
petty pamphlets those of the pretended reformed religion have published,
for the defence of their cause, which now and then proceede from a good
hand, and which, pity it is, it should not be employed in more serious
and better subjects, I have heretofore seene one who, to prolong and fill
up the similitude he would finde betweene the government of our unfortunate
late King Charles the Ninth and that of Nero, compareth the whilom Lord
Cardinall of Lorraine, unto Seneca; their fortunes to have been both chiefe
men in the government of their Princes, and therewithall their manners,
their conditions, and their demeanours. Wherein (in mine opinion)
he doth the said Lord Cardinall great honour: for although I be one of
those that highly respect his spirit his worth, his eloquence, his zeale
towards his religion, and the service of his King; and his good fortune
to have beene borne in an age wherein he was so new, so rare, and therewithall
so necessary for the commonwealth, to have a clergie man of such dignitie
and nobility, sufficient and capable of so weighty a charge; yet to confesse
the truth, I esteeme not his capacitie such, nor his vertue so exquisitely
unspotted, nor so entire or constante as that of Seneca. Now this
booke whereof I speak, to come to his intention, maketh a most injurious
description of Seneca, having borrowed his reproaches from Dion
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the historian, to whose testimony I give no credit at all: for besides
he is inconstant, as one who after he hath called Seneca exceeding wise,
and shortly after termed him a mortall enemy to Neroes vices, in other
places makes him covetous, given to usurie, ambitious, base-minded, voluptuous,
and under false pretences and fained shewes, a counterfet philosopher;
his vertue appeareth so lively, and wisedome so vigorous in his writings,
and the defence of these imputations is so manifest, as wel of his riches
as of his excessive expences, that I beleeve no witnesse to the contrary.
Moreover, there is great reason we should rather give credit to Romane
historians in such things then to Graecians and strangers, whereas Tacitus
and others speake very honourably of his life and death, and in other circumstance
declare him to have beene a most excellent and rarely vertuous man, I wil
alleadge no other reproach against Dion's judgement then this, which is
unavoydable; that is, his understanding of the Roman affaires is so weake
and il advised as he dareth defend and maintaine Julius
Caesars+ cause against Pompey+, and blusheth
not to justifie Antonius+ against
Cicero+. But let us come to Plutarke. John Bodin is a good moderne
author, and endowed with much more judgement then the common rabble of
scriblers and blur-papers which now adayes stuffe stationers shops, and
who deserveth to be judged, considered, and had in more then ordinary esteeme.
Neverthelesse I finde him somewhat malapert and bolde in that passage of
his 'Methods of Hisiorie,' when he accuseth Plutarke, not only of ignorance
(wherein I would have let him say his pleasure, for that is not within
my element, but also that he often writeth things altogether incredible
and meerely fabulous (these are his very words). If he had simply
said things otherwise then they are, it had been no great reprehension;
for what we have not seene we receive from others and upon trust; and I
see him sometime, wittingly and in good earnest, report one and same story
diversly; as the judgements of three best captaines that ever were, spoken
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Hanibal, is otherwise in Flaminius his life, and otherwise in Pyrrhus.
But to taxe him to have taken incredible and impossible things for ready
payment is to accuse the most judicious author of the world of want of
judgement. And see here his example: As, saith be, when he
reports that a childe of Lacedemon suffered all his belly and gutts to
be torne out by a cubbe or young foxe, which he bad stolne and kept close
under his garment, rather then he would discover his theft. First,
I finde this example ill chosen; forasmuch as it is hard to limit the powers
of the soules faculties, whereas of corporall forces, we have more law
to limite and know them; and therefore had I been to write of such a subject,
I would rather have made choyce of an example of this second kinde.
And some there be lesse credible. As amongst others that which he
reported of Pyrrhus, who being sore wounded, gave so great a blow with
a sword unto one of his enemies, armed at all assayes and with all pieces,
as he cleft him from the crowns of the head downe to the groine, so that
the body fell in two pieces. In which example I finde no great wonder,
nor do I admit of his excuse wherewith he cloaketh Plutarke: to have added
this word (as it is said) to forewarne us and restraine our beliefe.
For if it be not in things received by authoritie and reverence of antiquity
or religion, neither would himselfe have received nor proposed to us to
believe things in themselves incredible: and that (as it is said) hee doth
not here sette downe this phrase to that purpose, may easily be perceived
by what himselfe in other places telleth us upon the subject of the Lacedemonian
childrens patience, of examples happened in his time much harder to be
perswaded: as that which Cicero hath also witnessed before him, because
(as he saith) he had been there himselfe: that even in their times there
were children found prepared to endure all manner of patience, whereof
they made trial before Diana's altar, and which suffered themselves to
be whipped till the blood trilled downe all parts of their body, not onely
without crying, but also without
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sobbing; and some who voluntarily suffered themselves to be scourged
to death. And what Plutarke also reporteth, and a hundred other witnesses
averre, that assisting at a sacrifice, a burning coale happened to fall
into the sleeve of a Lacedemonian childe, as he was busie at incensing,
suffered his arme to burne so long untill the smel of his burnt flesh came
to all the by standers. There was nothing, according to their custome,
so much called their reputation in question, and for which they endured
more blame and shame, than to be surprised stealing. I am so well
instructed of those mens greatnes of courage, that this report doth not
only seeme incredible to me as to Bodin, but I do not so much as deeme
it rare, or suppose it strange. The Spartane story is full of thousands
of much more rare and cruell examples; then according to this rate, it
containeth nothing but miracle. Concerning this point of stealing,
Marcellinus reporteth that whilst hee lived there could never be found
any kinde of torment that might in any sort compell the Egyptians surprised
filching (which was much used amongst them) to confesse and tell but their
names. A Spanish peasant being laide upon the racke about the complices
of the murther of the, Pretor Lucius Piso, in the midst of his torments
cried out his friends should not stir, but with all security assist him,
and that it was not in the power of any griefe or paine to wrest one word
of confession from him: and the first day nothing else could possibly be
drawn from him. The next morrow, as he was led towarde the racke
to be tormented anew, he by strong violence freed himselfe from out his
keepers bands, and so furiously ranne with his bead against a wall, that
he burst his braines out, and presently fell down dead. Epicharis
having glutted and wearied the moody cruelty of Neroes satellites or officers,
and stoutly endured their fire, their beatings, and their engines a whole
day long without any one voyce or word of revealing hir conspiracy, and
the next day after, being againe brought to the torture with her limbs
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over one of the pillars of the chair wherein she sate, with a sliding
knot in it, into which sodainly thrusting her head she strangled her selfe
with the weight of her body. Having the courage to dye so, and steale
from the first torments, seemeth she not purposely to have lent her life
to the trial of her patience of the precedent day only to mocke that tyrant
and encourage others to attempt the like enterprise against him?
And he that shall enquire of our argolettiers or freebooters what experiences
they have had in these our late civil wars, shall no doubt find effects
and examples of patience, of obstinacy and stif-necknednes in these our
miserable dayes, and amidst the effeminate and puling wordlings far beyond
the Egyptians, and well worthie to be compared to those alreadie reported
of Spartan vertue. I know there have been found seely hoores who
have rather endure to have their feet broild upon a gridyron, their finger
ends crusht and wrung with the locke of a pistoll, their eyes all bloody
to be thrust out of their heads with wringing and wresting of a cord-about
their foreheads, before they would so much as be ransomed. I have
seene and spoken with one who had beene left all naked in a ditch for dead,
his necke all bruised and swolne, with a halter about it, wherewith he
had beene dragged a whole night at a horses taile through thick and thin,
with a hundred thrusts in his body given him with daggers, not to kill
him outright, but to grieve and terrifie him, and who had patiently endured
all that, and lost both speech and sense, fully resolved (as himselfe told
me) rather to die a thousand deaths (as verily, if you apprehend what he
suffered, he past more than one full death) then promise any ransome; yet
was he one of the wealthiest husbandman in all his country. How many
have beene seene who have patiently endured to be burnt and roasted for
unknown and wilful opinions which they had borrowed of others; my selfe
have knowne a hundred and a hundred women (for the saying is, Gaskoine
heads have some prerogative in that) whom you might sooner have made to
bite a red-hot piece of iron than recant an opinion they had
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conceived in anger. They will be exasperated and grow more fell
against blowes and compulsion, and he who first invented the tale of that
woman which by no threats or stripes would leave to call her husband pricke-lowse,
and being cast into a pond and duckt under water, lifted up her bands and
jovning her two thumb-nails in act to kill lice above her head, seemed
to call him lousie still, devised a fable whereof in truth we dayly see
the expres image in divers womens obstinacie and wilfulnesse. And
yet obstinacy is the sister of constancy+,
at least in vigor and stedfastnesse. A man
must not judge that which is possible and that which is not according to
that which is credible and incredible to our sense and understanding, as
I have already said elsewhere. And it is a great fault, wherein the
greater number of men doe dayly fall (I speake not this of Bodin) to make
a difficulty in believing that of others which themselves neither can nor
would doe. Every man perswades himselfe that the chiefe forme of
humane nature is in himselfe; according to her must all others be directed.
The proceedings that have no reference to hers are false and fained.
Is any thing proposed unto him of another mans faculties or actions?
The first thing he calls to the judgement of his consultation is his owne
examples; according as it goeth in him, so goeth the worlds order.
Oh dangerous sottishnesse and intollerable foppery! I consider some
men a farre-off, beyond and above my selfe, namely amongst those ancient
ones: and although I manifestly acknowledge mine owne insufficiency to
follow or come neere them by a thousand paces, I cease not to keepe them
still in view, and to judge of those wardes and springs that raise them
so high the seedes whereof I somewhat perceive in my selfe as likewise
I doe of the mindes extreame basenes which amazeth me nothing at all, and
I misbelieve no more. I see the turne those give to wind up themselves,
and I admire their greatnesse, and those starts which I perceive to be
so wondrous faire, I embrace them: and if with my strength I reach not
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judgement doth most willingly apply it selfe unto them. The other
example he alledgeth of things incredible by Plutarke, is that reported
by Plutarke, that Agesilaus was fined by the Ephories because he had drawne
the hearts and good wills of all his fellow-citizens unto himselfe alone.
I know not what marke of falsehood or shew of impossibility he findes in
it; but so it is that Plutarke speaks there of things which in all likelyhood
were better knowne to him then to us: and as it was not strange in Greece
to see men punished and exiled onely because they were too popular and
pleased the common people over much. Witnesse the Ostracisme amongst
the Athenians, and the Petalisme amongst the Siracusans. There is
another accusation in the same place which for Plutarkes sake doth somewhat
touch me, where he saith that he hath very well and in good truth sorted
the Romanes with the Romanes, and the Graecians amongst themselves, but
not the Romanes with the Greacians, witnesse (saith he) Demosthenes and
Cicero, Cato and Aristides, Sylla and Lysander, Marcellus and Pelopidas,
Pompey and Aegisilaus, deeming thereby that he hath favoured the Graecians
by giving them so unequall companions. It is a justreproving of that
which is most excellent and commendable in Plutarke: for in his comparisons
(which is the most admirable part of his worke, and wherein in mine opinion
he so much pleased himselfe) the faithfulnesse and sinceritie of his judgement
equalleth their depth and weight. He is a Philosopher that teacheth
us vertue. {Plutark+} But let us see
whether we can warrant him from this reproch of prevarication and falsehood.
That which I imagine hath given occasion or ground to this judgement is
that great and farre-spreading lustre of the Romane names, which still
are tingling in our ears and never out of our mindes. Wee doe not
thinke Demosthenes may equall the glory of a consull, a proconsul and a
questor, of this great commonwealth of Rome. But he that shall impartially
consider the truth of the matter, and men in themselves, which Plutarke
did cheiefly aime at, and
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more, to balance their custome, their natural dispositions and their
sufficiencie, then their fortune: I am of a cleane opposite opinion
to Bodin, and thinke that Cicero and old Cato are much behind or short
of their parallels. For this purpose I would rather have chosen the
example of yong Cato compared to Pbocion: for in that paire might well
be found a more likely disparitie for the Romanes advantage. As for
Marcellus, Sylla, and Pompey, I see very well how their exploits of warre
be more swolne, glorious and pompous then the Graecians, whom Plutarke
compareth unto them; but the most vertuous and fairest actions, no more
in warre then elsewhere, are not alwaies the most famous. I often
see the names of some captaines smothered under the brightnesse of other
names of lesser desert, witnesse Labienus,
Ventidius+, Telesinus, and divers others. And to take him in
that sense, were I to complaine for the Graecians, might not I say that
Camillus is much lesse comparable unto Themistocles, the Gracchi to Agis
and Cleomenes, and Numa to Lycurgus? But it is follie at one glance
to judge of things with so many and divers faces. When Plutarke compares
them, he doth not for all that equall them. Who could more eloquently
and with more conscience note their differences? Doth he compare
the victories, the exploites of armes, the power of the armies conducted
by Pompey and his triumphs unto those of Agesilaus? I do not believe
(saith he) that Xenophon himself (were he living) though it were granted
him to write his pleasure of Agesilaus durst ever dare to admit any comparison
betweene them: seemeth he to equall Lysander to Sylla? There is no
comparison (saith he) neither in number of victories nor hazard of battel
betweene them: for Lysander onely obtained two sea-battels, &c.
This is no derogation from the Romanes. If hee have but simply presented
them unto the Graecians, what ever disparity may be between them, he hath
not in any sort wronged them. And Plutarke doth not directly counterpoise
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others; hbe compareth the parts and the circumstances one after another,
and severally judgeth of them. If therefore any would goe about to
convince him of favour, he should narrowly sift out some particular judgement;
or in generall and plaine termes say, hee hath missed in sorting such a
Graecian to such a Romane, forasmuch as there are other more sortable and
correspondent, and might better be compared, as having more reference one
unto another.
CHAPTER 2.XXXIII+ THE HISTORIE
OF SPURINA
PHILOSOPHY thinketh she hath not il imployed hir meanes, having yeelded
the sovereign rule of our mind, and the authoritie to restraine our appetites,
unto reason. Amongst which, those who judge there is none more violent
than those which love begetteth, have this for their opinion, that they
holde both of body and soule; and man is wholly possessed with them: so
that health it selfe depended of them, and physick is sometimes constrained
to serve them instead of a Pandership. {lust+}
But contrariwise, a man might also say that the comixture of the body doth
bring abatement and weaknesse unto them; because such desires are subject
to satiety and capable of materiall remedies. Many who have endevored
to free and exempt their mindes from the continuall alarumes which this
appetite did assail them with, have used incisions, yea and cut-off the
mooving, turbulent and unruly parts. Others have alayed the force
and fervency of them by frequent applications of cold things, as snow and
vinegar. The haire-cloths which our forefathers used to weare for
this purpose, whereof some made shirts, and some waste-bands or girdles,
to torment their reines. A prince told me not long since, that being
very yong and waiting in the Court of King Francis the First, upon a solemne
festival day, when all the Court endevored to be in their best clothes,
a humor possessed him to put on a shirt of haire-cloth, which he yet keepoth,
and had beene his fathers: but what devotion soever possessed him, he could
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time after, protesting he thought no youthly heat could be so violent
but the use of this receipt would coole and alay; of which he perhaps never
assayed the strongest? For, experience sheweth us, that such emotion
doth often maintaine it selfe under base, rude, and slovenly cloathes:
and haire cloathes doe not ever make those poore that weare them.
Zenocrates proceeded more rigorously; for his Disciples, to make triall
of his continencie, having convayed that beauteous and famous curtizan
Lais naked into his bed, saving the weapons of her beauty, wanton allurements,
and amorous or love-procuring potions, feeling that, mugre all, philosophicalf
discourses and strict rules, his skittish body beganne to mutinie, he caused
those members to be burned which had listened to that rebellion.
Whereas the passions that are in the minde, as ambition, covetousnesse
and others, trouble reason much more: for it can have no ayde but from
its owne meanes; nor are those appetites capable of satiety but rather
sharpened by enjoying and augmented by possession. The example alone
of Julius Caesar may suffice to show us the disparitie of these appetites,
for never was man more given to amorous delights. The curious and
exact care he had of his body is an authenticall witnesse of it, forsomuch
as he used the most lascivious meanes that then were in use; as to have
the haires of his body smeered and perfumed al over with an extreame and
labored curiositie; being of himselfe a goodly personage, white, of a tall
and comely stature, of a cheerefull and seemely countenance, his face ful
and round and his eies browne lively, if at least Suetonius may be believed;
for the statues which nowadaies are to be seene of him in Rome answere
not altogether this portraiture we speake of. Besides his wives,
which he changed foure times, without reckoning the bies or amours in his
youth with Nicomedes King of Bythinia, he had the maiden-head of that so
farr and highly- renowned Queene of Egypt, Cleopatra; witnesse yong Caesarion
whom he begotte of hir. He also made'love unto Eunoe, Queene of Mauritania,
and at Rome to
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Posthumia, wife unto Servius Sulpitius: to Lolio, wife to Gabinius;
to Tertulla, of Crassus; yea unto Mutia, wife to great Pompey, which, as
historians say, was the cause hir Husband was divorced from her.
Which thing Plutarke confesseth not to have knowne. And the Curions
both father and sonne, twitted Pompey in the teeth, at what time he took
Caesars daughter to wife, that he made himselfe sonne in law to one who
had made him cuckold, and himself was wont to call Egyptus. Besides
all this number, he entertained Servilia, the sister of Cato and mother
to Marcus Brutus, whence (as divers hold) proceedeth that great affection
he ever bare to Marcus Brutus; for his mother bare him at such a time as
it was not unlikely he might be borne of him. Thus (as me seemeth)
have I good reason to deeme him a man extreamly addicted to all amorous
licenciousnesse, and of a wanton-lascivious complexion. But the other passion
of ambition, wherewith he was infinitely affected and much tainted, when
he came once to withstand the same it made him presently to give ground.
And touching this point, when I call Mahomet to remembrance (I meane him
that subdued Constantinople, and who brought the final extermination of
the name of Graecians) I know not where these two passions are more equal
ballanced, equally an indefatigable letcher and a never-tired souldier;
but when in his life they seeme to strive and concurre one with another,
the mutinous heate doth ever gourmandize the amorous flame. And the
latter, although out of naturall season did never attain to a ful and absolute
authority, but when he perceived himself to be so aged that he was utterly
unable longer to undergoe the burthen of war. That which is aleadged,
as an example on the contrary side, of Ladislaus, King of Naples, s very
wel worth the noting, who, though he were an excellent, courageous and
ambitious captaine, proposed unto himselfe, as the principall scope of
his ambition, the execution of his sensuality, and enjoying of some rare
and unmatched beauty. So was his death: having by a continuall tedious
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brought the city of Florence to so narrow a pinch that the inhabitants
were ready to yeeld him the victory, he yeelded the same to them upon condition
they would deliver into his hands a wench of excellent beauty that was
in the city, of whom he had heard great commendations, which they were
enforced to graunt him, and so by a private injury to ward off the publike
ruine of the city. She was daughter of a notable rare phisician and
whilest he lived chiefe of his profession who seeing himselfe engaged in
so stuprous a necessitie, resolved upon an haughty enterprise. Whilst
all were busie adorning his daughter, and besetting her with costly jewels,
that she might the more delight and please this new kingly lover, he also
gave her an exquisitively-wrought and sweetly-perfuimed handkercher, to
use in their first approches and embracements, a thing commonly in use
amongst the women of that country. This handkercher, strongly empoysonped
according to the cunning Skill of his art, comming to wipe both their enflamed
secret parts and open pores, did so readily convay and disperse its poyson,
that having sodainly changed the heate into colde, they immediately deceased
one in anothers armes. But I will now returne to
Caesar+. His pleasures could never make him lose one minute of an houre,
nor turne one step from the occasions that might in any way further his
advancement. This passion did so sovereignly oversway all others,
and possessed his mind with so uncontrouled an authority, that shee carryed
him whither she list. Truely I am grieved when in other things I
consider this mans greatnesse, and the wondrous parts that were in him;
so great sufficiencie in all maner of knowledge and learning, as there
is almost no science wherein he hath not written. Hee was so good an orator,
that diverse have preferred his eloquence before Ciceroes; and himselfe
(in mine opinion) in that facultie thought himselfe nothing short of him.
And his two Anti-Catoes were especially written to over-ballance the eloquence
which Cicero had emploied in his Cato. And for all other matters,
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was ever minde so vigilant, so active, and so patient of labour as his?
And doubtlesse it was also embellished with sundry rare seedes of vertue
- I meane lively, naturall, and not counterfeits. He was exceeding
sober, and so homely in his feeding, that Oppius reporteth how upon a time,
through a certaine cookes negligence, his meate being dressed with a kind
of medicinable oyle instead of olive-oyle, and so brought to the boorde,
although he found it, yet he fed hartily of it only because he would noth
shame his hoste: another time he caused his baker to be whipped because
he had served him with other than common household bread. Cato himselfe
was wont to say of him, that he was the first sober man had addrest himselfe
to the ruine of his country. And whereas the same Cato called him
one day drunkard, it hapned in this maner. Being both together in
the Senate house, where Catelines conspiracie was much spoken of, wherein
Caesar was greatly suspected to have a hand, a note was by a friend of
his brought, and in very secret sort delivered him, which Cato perceiving,
supposing it might be something that the conspirators advertised him of,
instantly summoned him to shew it, which Caesar, to avoid a greater suspicion,
refused not: it was by chance an amorous letter which Servilia, Catoes
sister, writ to him: Cato having read it, threw it at him, saying,
'Hold it againe, thou drunkard,' I say it was rather a word of disdaine
and anger than an reproch of this vice: as often we nickname that anger
us with the first nicknames of reproaches that come into our mouth, though
meerely impertinent to those with whom we fall out. Considering that
the vice wherewith Cato charged him hath neare coherencie unto that wherein
he had surprised Caesar: for Venus and Bacchus (as the vulgar he saith)
agree well together; but with me, Venus is much more blithe and gamesome,
being accompanied with sobrietie. The examples of his mildenes and
clemencie+ towards such as had offended him are infinite: I meane,
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those he shewed during the civill warres, which (as by his own writing
may plainly appeare) he used to blandish and allure his enemies, to make
them feare his future domination and victories the lesse. But if
any shall say those examples are not of validitie to witnes his genuine
and natural affabilitie, we may lawfully answere, that at least they shew
us a wonderfull confidence and greatnes of courage to have been in him.
It hath often befalne him to send whole armies backe again to his enemies
after he had vanquished them, without dayning to binde them so much as
with an oath, if not to favour, at least not to beare armes against him.
He hath three or foure times taken some of Pompeyes chief captaines prisoners,
and as often set them at libertie againe. Pompey declared all such
as would not follow and accompany him in his wars to be his enemies; and
he caused those to be proclaimed as friends who either would not stirre
at all, or not effectually arme themselves against him. To such of
his captaines as fled from him, to procure other conditions, he sent them
their weapons, their horses, and all other furniture. The citties
he had taken by maine force he freed to follow what faction they would,
giving them no other garison then the memorie of his clemencie and mildnes.
In the day of his great battail of Pharsalia, he expresly inhibited that,
unles they were driven to unavoydalle extremities no man should lay bands
upon any Romane cittizen. In my judgemnt these are very hazardous
partes, and it is no wonder if, in the civill warres tumultuous broiles
we have now on foote, those that fight for the ancient lawes and state
of their country as he did, doe not follow and imitate the example.
They are extraordinary meanes, and which onely belongs to Caesars fortune,
and to his admirable foresight, successfully to direct and happily to conduct
them. When I consider the incomparable greatnesse and unvaluable
worth of his minde, I excuse Victorie in that shee could not well give
him over in this most unjust and unnatural cause. But to returne
to his clemencie
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we have diverse genuine and lively examples, even in the time of his
al swaying government, when all things were reduced into his hands, and
bee needed no longer to dissemble. Caius Memmius had written certaine
detracting and railing orations against him, which he at full and most
sharpely had answered, neverthelesse hee shortly after helped to make him
consul. Caius Calvus, who had composed diverse most injurious epigrams
against him, having employed sundrie of his friendes to bee reconciled
to him againe, Caesar descended to write first unto him. And our
good Catullus, who under the name of Mamurra had so rudely and bitterly
railed against him, at last comming to excuse himselfe, Caesar that very
night made him to suppe at his owne table. Having beene advertised
how some were overlavish in rayling against him, all he did was but in
a publike oration to declare how he was advertised of it. His enemies
he feared lesse than he hated them. Certaine conspiracies and conventicles
were made against his life, which being discovered unto him, he was contented
by an edict to publish how he was thoroughly informed of them, and never
prosecuted the authors. Touching the respect he ever bare unto his
friends, Caius Oppius travelling unto him, and falling very sick, having
but one chamber, he resigned the same unto him, and himselfe was contented
to lie all night abroade and upon the bare ground. Concerning his
justice, he caused a servant of his whom he exceedingly loved, to be executed, {Hal+}
forsomuch as he had laine with the wife of a Roman knight, although no
man sued or complained of him. Never was man that showed more moderation
in his victorie or more resolution in his adverse fortune. But all
these noble inclinations, rich gifts, worthy qualities, were altered, smothered,
and eclipsed by this furious passion of ambition; by which he suffred himselfe
to be so farre misled that it may be well affirmed she, onely, ruled the
sterne of all his actions. Of a liberall man she made him a common
theefe, that so he might the better supply his profusion and prodigalitie;
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utter that vile and most injurious speech, that if the wickedest and
most pernicious men of the world had for his service and furtherance beene
faithfull unto him, he would to the utmost of his power have cherished
and preferred them as well as if they had beene the honestest: it so besotted
and, as it were, made him drunke with so extreame vanitie, that in the
presence of his fellow-citizens, he durst vaunt himselfe to have made that
great and farre-spread Romane Commonwealth a shapelesse and bodilesse name,
and pronounce that his sentences or answeres should thenceforward serve
as lawes; and sitting to receive the whole bodie of the Senate comming
toward him, and suffer himselfe to be adored, and in his presence divine
honours to be done him. To conclude, this only vice (in mine opinion)
lost and overthrew in him the fairest naturall and richest ingenuitie that
ever was, and hath made his memorie abominable to all honest mindes, insomuch
as by the ruine of his countrey and subversion of the mightiest state and
most flourishing commonwealth that ever the world shall see, he went about
to procure his glorie. A man might contrariwise finde diverse examples
of greate persons, whom pleasure hath made to forget the conduct of their
owne affaires, as Marcus Antonius and others: but where love and ambition
should be in one equall balance and with like forces mate one another,
I will never doubt but Caesar would gaine the prize and gole of the victorie.
But to come into my path again. It is much, by discourse of reason,
to bridle our appetites, or by violence to force our members to containe
themselves within the bonds of dutie. But to whippe us, for the interest
of our neighbours; not only to shake off this sweete pleasing passion,
which tickleth us with selfe-lioving pleasure we apprehend and feele to
see our selves gratefull to others and of all men beloved and sued unto,
but also to hate and scorne those graces which are the cause of it, and
to condemne our beauty because some others will be set on fire with it,
I have seene few examples like this. Spurina, a young gentleman of
Tuscanie -
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Qualis gemma micat fulvum quae dividit aurum,
Aut collo decus aut capiti vel quale per artem
Inclusum buxo, aut Ericia terebintho,
Lucet ebur/1
- As when a precious stone cleare rayes doth spread,
Set in pure golde, adorning necke or head
Or as faire iv'ry shines in boxe enclos'd,
Or workemanly with mountaine gumme dispos'd -
being endowed with so alluringly-excessive and singular beautie that the
chastest eyes could not possibly gainstand or continently resist the sparkling
glances thereof, not contented to leave so great a flame succourlesse or
burning fever remedilesse, which he in all persons and every where enkindled,
entered into so furious despite against himselfe, and those rich gifts
nature had so prodigally conferred upon him (as if they must beare the
blame of others faults that with gashes and skars he wittingly mangled
and voluntarily cut that perfect proportion and absolute feature which
nature had so curiously observed in his unmatched face; whereof, to speak
my opinion, such outrages are enemies to my rules. I rather admire
than honour such actions. His intent was commendable and his purpose
consciencious, but in my seeming somewhat wanting of wisdome. What,
if his deformitie or uglinesse was afterward an instrument to induce others
to fall into the sinne of contempt and vice of hatred, or fault of envy
for the glory of so rare commendation; or of slander, interpreting his
humour to be a frauncke ambition. Is there any forme whence vice
(if so it please) may not wrest an occasion in some manner to exercise
itselfe? It had beene more just, and therewithall more glorious,
of so rare gifts of God to have made a subject of exemplary vertue and
orderly methode. Those which sequester themselves from
publike_offices+, and from this infinite number of thornie and so many-faced
rules which in civile life binde a man of exact honesty and exquisite integrities
in mine opinion reape a goodly commoditie, what peculiar sharpe-nesse soever
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they enjoyne themselves. It is a kinde of death to avoide the
paine of well doing or trouble of well living. They may have another
prise, but the prise of uneasiness methinks they never had. Nor that
in difficulty there be anything that is amid the waves of the worldly multitude,
beyond keeping himselfe upright and untainted, answering loyally and truely
discharging al members and severall parts of his charge. It is happily
more easie for one in honest sort to neglect and passe over all the sexe,
than duely and wholly to maintaine himselfe in his wifes company.
And a man may more incuriously fall into povertie then into plenteousnesse;
being justly dispenced. Custome, according to reason, doth leade
to more sharpnesse than abstinence hath. Moderation is a vertue much more
toylesome than sufferance+. The chaste
and well living of yong Scipio hath a thousand severall fashions; that
of Diogenes but one. This doth by so much more exceed all ordinary
lives in innocencie and unspottednesse as those which are most exquisite
and accomplished exceed in profit and out-goe it in force.
CHAPTER 2.XXXIV+ OBSERVATIONS CONCERNlNG
THE MEANES TO WARRE+
AFTER THE MANNER OF JULIUS CAESAR
IT is reported of divers chiefs generals in warre that they have particularly
affected some peculiar book or other, as Alexander the Great highly esteemed
Homer; Scipio, Africanus, Xenophon; Marcus Brutus, Polybius; Charles the
Fifth, Philip de Comines: and it is lately averred that in some places,
and with some men, Machiavell is much accompted of: but our late Marshall
Strozzi, who had made especiall choice to love Caesar, without doubt I
thinke of all other chose best, for truely he ought to be the breviary
of all true souldiers, as being the absolute and perfect chiefe patterne
of military profession. And God hee knowes with what grace and with
what decorum he hath embellished this rich subject, with so pure a kinde
of speech, so pleasing and so absolutely perfect, that to my taste there
are no writings in the world which in this subiect may be compared to his.
I will heere register certaine particular and rare parts concerning his
maner of war, which yet remaine in my memory. His armie beeing somewhat
afrighted upon the report that ranne of the great forces which K.
Iuba brought against him, instead of abating the opinion his souldiers
had conceived of it, and to diminish the meanes or forces of his enemie,
having caused them to be assembled altogether, thereby to assure and encourage
them, he tooke a cleane contrary course to that which in like cases we
are accustomed to do, for he had them trouble themselves no more to finde
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himselfe had already true knowledge and certaine intelligence of them,
and told them a number farre exceeding both the truth and report of them:
following what Cyrus commandeth in Xenophon. Forasmuch as the deceit
is not of like interest, for a man to finde his enemies in effect weaker
than he hoped, then stronger indeed having once conceived an opinion of
their weaknesse. He enured all his souldiers simply to obey, without
controling, gaine-saying, or speaking of their captaines desseignes, which
he never communicated unto them, but upon the last point of execution;
and was pleased, if by chance they had any inkling of them, so to deceive
them. Presently to change his opinion: and having prefixed a place
to quarter in at night, he hath often beene seene to march further, and
lengthen his journey, namely if the weather were foule, or if it rained.
The Swizzers in the beginning of his warres in Gaule, having sent toward
him to give them free passage through the Romane countries, and he being
resolved by force to empeach them, did notwithstanding shew them very good
lookes, and tooke certaine dayes respit to give them an answer. During
which time he might have leisure to assemble his armie together.
These poore people knew not how wel he could husband time: for he often
repeated that the skill to embrace occasions in the nick is the chiefest
part of an absolute captaine: and truly the diligence he used in his exploit
is incredible, and the like was never heard of. If he were not over-consciencious
in that under colour of some treatie, parle or accord, to take any advantage
of his enemies, he was as little scrupulous in that he required no other
vertue in his souldiers but valour; and except mutinie and disobedience
he punished not greatly other vices. After his victories he often
gave them the reines to all licenciousness, for a while dispencing them
from all rules of military discipline; saying, moreover, his souldiers
were so well instructed that though they were in their gayest clothes,
pranked up, muskt and perfumed, they would, notwithstanding, runne furiously
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to any combate. And in truth he loved to see them richly armed,
and made them weare gilt, graven and silvered armours, that their care
to keepe them cleane and bright might make them more fierce and readie
to defend themselves. Speaking to them, he ever called them by the
name of fellow soldiers, {common+} a
name used at this day by some captaines; which his successor Augustus afterward
reformed, esteeming he had done it for the necessitie of his affaires,
and to flatter the hearts of those which followed him but voluntarily.
-----Rheni mihi Caesar in undis,
Dux erat, hic socius facinus quos inquinat, aequat./1
When Caasar past the Rheine he was my generall,
My fellow heere; sinne whom it staines makes fellowes-all.
But this custome was over-lowlie for the dignitie of an emperor and chiefe
generall of an armie, and he brought up the fashion againe to cal them
only souldiers. To this curtesie, Caesar did, notwithstanding intermixe
a great severity to suppresse and keep them humble. His ninth legion
having mutinied neere unto Placentia, he presently cassiered the same with
great ignominie unto it, notwithstanding that Pompey were yet on foot and
strong; and would not receive it into favour but with humble petition and
entreaties. Hee did more appease them by authoritie and audacitie than
by mildnesse and affabilitie. Where he speaketh of his passage over
the river of Rheine, towards Germanie, he saith that, deeming it unworthy
the honour of the Romane people his army should pass over in shippes, he
caused a bridge to be built, that so it might passe over drie-foot.
There he erected that admirable bridge whereof he so particularly describeth
the same: for he never more willingly dilates himselfe in describing any
of his exploites then where he endevoreth to represent unto us the subtilitie
of his inventions in such kindes of manuall workes. I have also noted
this his booke, that he much accompteth of his exhortations he made
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to his souldiers before any fight, for where he would shew to have beene
either surprised or urged, he ever alledgeth this, that he had not so much
leisure as to make an oration to his souldiers or armie: before that great
battle against those of Touruay, Caeser (saith he) having disposed of the
rest, ranne sodaineli whither fortune carried him, to exhort his men, and
meeting with the tenth legion, he had not leisure to say any thing else
unto them but that they should remember their former wonted vertue, they
should nothing be danted, they should stoutly resist the encounter of their
adversaries; and forsomuch as the enemie was come within an arrow-shot
unto him, he gave the signal of the battel; and sodainely going elsewere
to encourage others, he found them already together by the eares: see here
what himself saith of it in that place. Verely his tongue hath in
diverse places much bestead, and done him notable service, and even whilst
he lived his military eloquence was so highly regarded that many of his
armie were seene to copie and keepe his orations; by which meanes diverse
volumes were filled with them, and continued many ages after his death,
his speech and particular graces, so that his familiar friends, and namely
Augustus, bearing that rehearsed which had beene collected of his, knew
by the phrases and words what was his or not. The first time that
with any publike charge he issued out of Rome, he came in eight dayes to
the river of Rhone, having ever one or two secretaries before him, who
continually writ what he endited, and one bebinde him that carried his
sword. And surely if one did nothing but runne up and downe, he could
very hardly attaine to that promptitude wherewith ever being victorious,
having left Gaule, and following Pompey to Brundusium, in eighteene dayes
he subdued all Italie; returned from Brundusium to Rome, and thence went
even to the heart of Spaine, where he passed many extreme difficulties
in the warres betweene Afranius and Petreius, and at the long siege of
Marseille; from whence he returned into Macedon, overthrew the
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Romane armie at Pharsalia; thence pursuing Pompey he passed into Egypt,
which he subdued; from Egypt he came into Syria, and into the countrie
of Pontus; where hee fought with Pharnaces; thence into Affrica, where
he defeated Scipio and Iuba; and thence through Italie he returned into
Spaine, where he overthrew Pompeyes children
Ocior et caeli flammis et tigride faeta,
Ac veluti montis saxum de vertice praeceps
Cum ruit avulsum vento, seu turbidus imber
Proluit, aut annis solvit sublapsa vetustas,
Fertur in abruptum magno mons improbus actu,
Exultatque solo, silvas, armenta, virosque,
Involvens secum./1
Swifter then breed-yong tiger, or heav'ns flash,
And as from mountaines top a headlong stone,
Rent-off by winds, or by stormes troublous dash
Washt-off, or loos'd by age of yeares are gone,
Crosse-carried with great force that hill-like masse
Bounds on the earth, and rowles with it in one
Woods, herds, and men, and all that neere it was.
Speaking of the siege of Avaricum, he saith that
it was his custome, both day and night, ever to be neere and about such
workemen as he had set a worke. In all enterprises of consequence
he was ever the first skout-man or surveyer of any place; and his armie
never approched place which he had not viewed or survayed himselfe.
And if wee may believe Suetonius, at what time he attempted to passe over
into England he was the first man that sounded the passage. He was
wont to say that he esteemed that victory much more which was conducted
by advise and managed by counsell, then by maine strength and force.
In the warre against Petreius and Afranius, fortune presenting an apparent
occasion of advantage unto him, he saith that he refused it, hoping, with
a little more time, but with lesse hazard, to see the overthrow of his
enemie. Where he also plaid a notable part, to
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command all his armie to swimme over a river without any necessitie.
----- rapuitque ruens in praelia miles,
Quod fugiens timuisset iter, mox uda receptis
Membra fovent armis, gelisque a gurgite cursu
Restituunt artus,/1
The Souldier rides that way in hast to fight
Which yet he would have feared in haste of flight
His limbs with water wet and cold before,
With armes he covers, running doth restore.
I finde him somewhat more warie and considerate
in his enterprises then Alexander; for the latter seemeth to seeke out,
and by maine force to runne into dangers, as an impetuous or raging torrent,
which without heede, discretion, or choise, shockes and checkinates whate'er
it meeteth withall.
Sic tauriformis volvitur Aufidus,
Qui Regna Dauni perfluit Appuli,
Dum saevit, horrendamque cultis
Diluviem meditator agris./2
So Bull-fac'd Aufidas still rowling growes,
Which through Apulias ancient kingdome flowes,
When he doth rage in threatning meditation
To bring on fair fields fearefull inundation.
And to say truth, his hap was to be most employed
in the spring time and first heate of his age: whereas Caesar was well
strucken in yeares when he beganne to follow armes. Alexander was
of a more cholerike, sanguine and violent constitution, while humour hee
stirred up with wine, whereof Caesar was very abstinent. But where
occasions of necessitie were offered, and where the subject required it,
there was never man that so little regarded his person. As for me,
me seemeth I reade in diverse of his exploits a certaine resolution rather
to lose himselfe then to abide the brunt or shame to be overthrowne.
In that great battel which he fought against those of Turnay, seeing the
vanguard of his army somewhat enclining to route, even as
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be was, without shield or target, he ranne headlong to the front of
his enemies; which many other times happened unto him. Hearing once
how his men were besieged, he past disguised through the midst and thickest
of his enemies campe, so to encourage and awe them with his presence.
Having crossed the way to Dyrrhachium, with very few forces, and perceiving
the rest of his army (the conduct whereof hee had left unto Antonius, to
be somewhat slow in comming, he undertooke all alone to repasse the sea,
notwithstanding a violent and raging tempest; and secretly stole himselfe
away to fetch the rest of his forces: all the havens on that side, yea
and all the sea, being possessed by Pompey. And concerning the enterprises
he underwent with armed hand, there are divers of them, which in respect
of the hazard, exceede all discourse of military reason: for, with how
weake meanes undertooke he to subdue the kingdom of Egypt, and afterward
to front the forces of Scipio and Iuba, which were tenne parts greater
than his? Mee thinkes such men have had a kinde of more than humane
confidence of their fortune: and himselfe was wont to say that haughty
enterprises were to be executed and not consuIted upon. After the
battell of Pharsalia, having sent his armie before into Asia and himselfe
with onely one ship passing through the strait of Hellespont, he met on
the seas with Lucius Cassius, attended on with ten tall shippes of warre;
he was so farre from shunning him, that he durst not only stay for him,
but with all haste make toward and summon him to yeeld himselfe to his
mercie, which he did. Having undertaken that furious siege of Alesia,
wherein were fourescore thousand men of defence, and all France up in armes,
with a resolution to runne upon him and raise the siege, and having an
armie on foote of one hundred and nine thousand horse, and two hundred
fortie thousand foote; what a fond hardy and outrageous confidence was
it in him that he would never give over his attempt and resolve in two
so great difficulties together? Which he notwithstanding underwent;
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bad obtained so notable a battell of those which were without, be soone
reduced those that were besieged in the towne to his mercy. The very
like happened to Lucullus at the siege of Tigranocerta, against King Tigrane,
but with an unlike condition, seeing his enemies demissenesse, with whom
Lucullus was to deale. I will heere note two rare and extraordinary
events touching the siege of Alesia; the one, that the French men being
all assembled together with a purpose to meet with Caesar, having diligently
survaied and exactly numbered all their forces, resolved in their counsell
to cutte off a great part of this huge multitude for feare they might breed
a confusion. This example is new, to feare to be over-many; yet if it be
well taken, it is very likely that the bodie of an armie ought to have
a well-proportioned greatnesse, and ordered to indifferent bounds.
Whether it he for the difficulty to feed the same or to lead it in order
and keepe it in awe, and we may easily verifle by examples that these numerous
and infinite armies have seldome brought any notable thing to passe: according
to Cyrus his saying in Xenophon. It is not the multitude of men,
but the number of good men, that causeth an advantage: the rest rather
breeding confusion and trouble than helpe or availe. And Bajazeth
tooke the chiefest foundation of his resolution, against the advice of
all his captaines, to joyne fight with Tamburlane, onely because the innumerable
number of men which his enemie brought into the field gave him an assured
hope of rout and confusion. Scanderbeg, a sufficient and most expert judge
in such a case, was wont to say that tenne or twelve thousand trusty and
resolute fighting men ought to suffice any sufficient chieftaine of warre
to warrant his reputation in any kinde of military exploite. The
other point, which seemeth to be repugnant both unto custome and reason
of warre, is, that Vercingentorix, who was appointed chiefe generall of
all the forces of the revolted Gaules, undertooke to immure and shutte
himselfe into, Alesia. For he that hath the commandement of a whole
countrie ought never to engage himselfe, except
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in cases of extremities and where all his rest and last refuge goeth
on it, and hath no other hope left him but the defence of such a place.
Otherwise he ought to keepe himselfe free, that so he may have meanes to
provide in all parts of his government. But to returne to Caesar:
he became in time somewhat more slow, heedy, and considerate, as witnesseth
his familiar friend Oppius; deeming he should not so easily hazard the
honour of so many victories, which one onely disaster or misencounter might
make him lose. It is that the Italians are wont to say, when they
will or blame or reproach any man with this overdaring or rash fond-hardinesse,
which is often seene in yong men, calling them bisognosi d'onore, {Hotspur+}
as much to say as needy of honour: and that being yet hungrier greedy,
and voyd of reputation, they have reason to seeke after it, whatsoever
it may cost them; which they should never doe that have already acquired
the same. There may be some just moderation in this desire of glory,
and some satietie in this appetite as wel as in others; diverse doe so
practize it. He was farre from that religion of the ancient Romans
who in their warres would never prevaile but with meere and genuine vertue:
but rather joyned more conscience unto it than nowadaies we should doe;
and would never allow of all meanes were he never so certaine to get the
victory. In his warres against Ariovistus, whilest he was in parly with
him, some tumult or insurrection happened between the two armies, which
beganne by the fault or negligence of some of Ariovistus horsmen.
In which hurlie-burlie Caesar found himselfe to have a great advantage
over his enemies, which notwithstanding he would not embrace, for feare
he might be taxed or suspected to have proceeded falsly or consented to
any trechery. At what time soever hee went to fight, he was accustomed
to weare a very rich garment, and of a sheene and garish colour, that so
he might the better be marked. When his souldiers were neerest unto
their enemies he restrained and kept them very short. When the ancient
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man of extreme insufficiencies they used this common proverbe, that
he could neither reade nor swimme: and himselfe was of this opinion, that
the arte of swimming was most necessary and beneficiarie in war: and a
souldier might reape diverse commodities by it, if he were in haste, and
to make speed, he would ordinarily swimme over al the rivers he met withal;
and loved greatly to travell on foote, as Alexander the great was wont.
In Egypt, being on a time forced (to save himselfe) to leap into a little
wherry or bote, and so many of his people following him that he was in
danger to sink, he rather chose to fling himself into the sea, which he
did; and swimming came into his fleete, that was more than two hundred
paces from him, holding his writing tables in his left hand out of the
water, and with his teeth drawing his coate of armes after him, that his
enemies might not enjoy it: and this did he being well stricken in yeares.
No generall of warre had ever so much credit with his souldiers.
In the beginning of his civill warres, his centeniers offered him every
one at their owne charges to pay and find him a man at armes, and his footemen
to serve him for nothing, and those that were best able, to defray the
poore and needy. Our late admirall of France,
Lord Chastillon, in our late civill warres shewed such an example: for
the Frenchmen of his army, at their proper cost and charges, helped to
pay such strangers as followed him. Few examples of so loving and
earnest affection may bee found amongst those that follow the old manner
of warre, and strictly hold themselves under the ancient pollicie of their
lawes. Passion hath more sway over us then reason: yet hath it chanced
in the war against Hannibal, that, imitating the example of the Romane
peoples liberalitie in the citie, the souldiers and captaines refused their
pay, and in Marcellus his campe, those were called mercenary that tooke
any pay. Having had some defeate neere unto Dyrrachium, his souldiers
came voluntarily before him, and offered themselves to be punished; so
that he was more
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troubled to comfort then to chide them. One onely of his cohortes
(whereof ten went to a legion) held fight above foure howres with foure
of Pompeys whole legions, until it was well- nigh all defeated with the
multitude and force of arrowes: and in his trenches were afterward found
one hundred and thirtie thousand shafts. A souldier of his, named
Scaeva, who commanded one of the entrances, did so invincibly defend and
keepe himselfe, that he had one of his eyes thrust out, and one shoulder
and one thigh thrust through, and his shield flawed and pearced in two
hundred and thirtie severall places. {constancie+}
It hath befallen to many of his souldiers, being, taken prisoners, to chuse
rather to die then promise to follow any other faction, or receive any
other entertainment. Granius Petronius, taken by Scipio in Affrike,
after Scipio had caused all his fellowes to bee put to death, sent him
word that gave him his life, forsomuch as he was a man of ranke and a questor:
Petronius answered that Caesars souldiers were wont to give life to others,
and not accept it themselves; and therewithall with his owne hands killed
himselfe. Infinite examples there are of theirfidelitie+.
That part which they, acted who were besieged in Salona, a citie which
tooke part with Caesar against Pompey, must not be forgotten, by reason
of a rare accident that there hapned. Marcus Octavius, having long
time beleagred the town, they within were reduced to such extreamitie and
pinching necessitie of all things, that to supply the great want they had
of men, most of them being alreadie or hurt or dead; they had set all their
slaves at libertie, and for the beboofe of their engines were compelled
to cut off all their womens haires, to make ropes with them; besides a
wonderfull lacke of victualls, resolving notwithstanding never to yeeld
themselves: after they had a long time lingered the siege, and that Octavius
was thereby become more carelesse, and lesse heeding or attentive to his
enterprise, they one day about high noone (having first ranged their wives
and children upon the walles, to set the better face upon the matter) rushed
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out in such a furie upon the besiegers, that having put to rout and
defeated the first, the second, and third corps de garde, then the fourth
and the rest, and having forced them to quit their trenches, chased them
even to their shippes: and Octavius with much adoe saved himselfe in Dyrrachium,
where Pompey was. I remember not at this time to have read of any
other example where the beleagred doe in grosse beate the beleagrers, and
get the maistry and possession of the field nor that a sallie hath drawne
a meere and absolute victory of a battell into consequence.
CHAPTER 2.XXXV+ OF THREE GOOD WOMEN
THEY are not to be had by dozens, as each one knowes, namely, in rights
and duties of mariage; for it is a bargaine full of so many thornie circumstances,
that it is hard the will of a woman should long keepe her selfe whole and
perfect therein. And although men have somewhat a better condition
in the same, yet have they much to doe. The touchstone and perfect
triall of a goode marriage respects the time that the societie continueth;
whether it have constantly beene milde, loyall and commodious. In
our age they more commonly reserve to enstall their good offices, and set
forth the vehemence of their affections toward their lost husbands: and
then seeke they at least to yeeld some testimonie of their good wil.
O late testimonie and out of season, whereby they rather shew they never
love them but when they are dead! Our life is full of combustion
and scolding, but our disease is full of love and of curtesie. As
fathers conceale affection toward their children, so they, to maintaine
an honest respect, cloake tbeir love toward their husbands. This
mystery answereth not my taste. They may long enough scratch and
dishevel themselves; let me enquire of a chamber- maide or of a secretarie
how they were, how they did, and how they have lived together. I can never
forget this good saying: Iactantius maerent, quae minus dolent: 'They
keepe a howling with most ostentation who are less sorrowfull at heart.
Their lowring and puling is hatefull to the living and vaine to the dead.
Wee shall easily dispence with them to laugh at us when we are dead, upon
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upon us while wee live. Is not this the way to revive a man with
spite; that he who hath spitten in my face when I was living shall come
and claw my feet when I am dead? If there be any honour for a woman
to weepe for hir husband, it belongs to hir that hath smiled upon him when
she had him. Such as have wept when they lived, let them laugh when they
are dead, as well outwardly as inwardly. Moreover, regard not those
blubbred eyes, nor that pitty moving voice, but view that demeanour, that
colour and cheerefull good plight of those cheekes under their great vailes;
thence it is she speaks plaine_French+.
There are few whose health doth not daily grow better and better; a qualitie
that cannot lie. This ceremonious countenance looketh not so much
backward as forward: it is rather a purchase than a payment. In mine infancie
an honest and most faire ladie (who yet liveth) the widdowe of a prince,
had somewhat more of I wot not what in her attires then the lawes of widdowhood
would well permit. To such as blamed her for it, it is (said shee)
I intend no more new acquaintances, and have no mind at all to marry againe.
Because I will not altogether dissent from our custome, I have heere made
choice of three women who have also employed the, utost endeavor of their
goodnes and affection about their husbands deaths. Yet are they examples
somewhat different and so urging that they hardly draw life into consequence.
Plinie the yonger had dwelling neere to a house of his in Italie a neighbour
wonderfully tormented with certaine ulcers which much troubled him in his
secret parts. His wife perceiving him to droope and languish away,
entreated im she might leasurely search, and neerely view the quality of
his disease, and she would more freely then any other tell him what he
was to hope for: which having obtained and curiously considered the same,
she found it impossible ever to be cured, and all he might expect was but
to lead a long, dolorous, and languishing life: and therefore, for his
more safetie and soveraigne remedie, perswaded him to kill himselfe.
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And finding him somewhat nice and backeward to effect so rude an enterprise:
'Thinke not my deare friend (quoth shee) but that the sorrowes and griefe
I see thee feel, touch me as neere and more, if more may be, as thy selfe,
and that to be rid of them I will applie the same remedie to my selfe which
I prescribe to thee. I will accompany thee in thy cure as I have
done in thy sickness: remoove all feare, and assure thy selfe we shall
have pleasure in this passage, which shall deliver us from all torments,
for we will happily goe together. That said, and having cheared up
hir husbands courage, she determined they should both headlong throw themselves
into the sea from out a window of their house that overlooked the same:
and to maintaine this loyall, vehement and never to be severed affection
to the end, wherewith shee had during his life embraced him, she would
also have him die in hir armes: and fearing they might faile her, and through
the fall or feare or apprehension her bold-fast might be loosed, shee caused
herselfe to be fast bound unto him by the middle: and thus for the ease
of her husbands life she was contented to foregoe her owne. She was
but of meane place and low fortune, and amidde such condition of people
it is not so strange to see some parts of rare vertue and exemplar goodnesse.
----- extrema per illos
Iustitia excedens terris vestigia fecit./1
Justice departing from the earth did take
Of them her leave, through them last passage make.
The other two are noble and rich; where examples
of vertue are rarely lodged. Arria, wife unto Cecinna Paetus, a man
that had been consul, was mother of another Arria, wife to Thrasea Paetus,
whose vertue was so highly renowned during the time of Nero; and by meane
of his sonne-in-law, grandmother to Fannia. For the resemblance of
these mens and womens names and fortunes hath made diverse to mistake them.
'This first Arria, her husband Cecinna Paetus having been
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taking Prisoner by the souldiers of Claudius the Emperour, after the
overthrow of Scribonianus, whose faction he had followed, entreated those
who led him prisoner to Rome to take her into their ship where for the
service of her husband she should be of lesse charge and incommoditie to
them then a number of other persons which they must necessarily have, and
that she alone might supply and stead him in his chamber, in his kitchen
and all other offices; which they utterly refused, and so hoisted sailes,
but she leaping into a fishers boate that she immediately hired, followed
him aloofe from the further shore of Sclavonia. Being come to Rome
one day in the Emperours presence, Iunia, the widdow of Scribonianus, by
reason of the neerenesse and societie of their fortunes, familiarly accosted
her, but she rudely, with these words, thrust her away. What (quoth
she) shall I speake to thee, or shall I listen what thou sayest? 'Thou,
in whose lappe Scribonianus thy husband was slaine' and thou yet livest?
and thou breathest? These words with divers other signes made her kinsfolkes
and friends perceive that she purposed to make herselfe away, as impatient
to abide ber husbands fortune. And Thrasea her son in law, taking
hold of her speeches, beseeching her that she would not so unheedily spoile
her selfe, he thus bespake her: 'What, if I were in Cecinnaes fortune or
the like, would you have my wife your daughter to do so? 'What else?
Make' you a question of it? answered she. 'Yes, marry would I had she lived
so long and in so good-agreeing sort with thee as I have done with my husband.
These and such like answers encreased the care they had of her and made
them more heedful to watch and neerely to look unto her. One day
after she had uttered these words to her keepers, 'You may looke long enough
to me, well may you make me die worse, but you shall never be able to keep
me from dying:' and therewith furiously flinging her self out of a chaire
(wherein she sate) with all the strength she had, she fiercely ranne her
head against the next wall; with which
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blow having sore hurt her selfe, and falling into a dead swowne, after
they had with much adoe brought her to her selfe againe: 'Did I not tell
you (quoth she) that if you kept me from an easie death I would choose
another how hard and difficult soever? The end of so admirable a
vertue was this. Her husband Paetus wanting the courage to doe himselfe
to death, unto which the Emperors cruelty reserved him, one day, having
first employed discourses and exhortations befitting the counsell she gave
him to make himselfe away, shee tooke a dagger that her husband wore, and
holding it right out in her hand for the period of her exhortation:
Doe thus, Paetus (said she) and at that instant stabbing her selfe mortally
to the heart, and presently pulling the dagger out againe, she reached
the same unto her husband and so yeelded up the ghost, uttering this noble,
generous, and immortal speech, Paete non dolet, she had not the leasure
to pronounce other than these three wordes, in substance materiall and
worthy herselfe, 'Holde Paetus it hath done me no hurt.
Casta suo gladium cum traderet Arria Paeto,
Ouem de visceribus traxerat ipsa suis;
Si qua fides, vulnus quod feci, non dolet, inquit.
Sed quod tu facies, id mihi Paete dolet./1
Chast Arria, when she gave her Paetus that sharpe sword,
Which from her bowells she had drawne forth bleeding new,
The wound I gave and have, if you will trust my word
Grieves not, said she, but that which shall be made by you.
It is much more lively in his owne naturall and
of a richer sense, for both her husbands wound and death, and her owne
hurts, she was so farre from grieving to have beene the counselor and motive
of them, that shee rejoyced to have performed so haughty and courageous
an act, onely for the behoofe of her deere husband; and at the last gasps
of her life she only regarded him, and to remove all feare from him to
follow her in death, which Paetus bebolding, he immediately wounded
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himself with the same dagger, ashamed, as I suppose, to have had need
of so deare an instruction and precious a teaching. Pompea Paulina,
an high and noble borne yong Romane ladie, had wedded Seneca, being very
aged. Nero, his faire disciple, having sent his satellites or officers
toward him to denounce the decree of his death to him, which in those dayes
was done after this manner: when the Roman Emperors had condemned any man
of quality to death, they were wont to send their officers unto him to
chuse what death he pleased, and to take it within such and such a time,
which, according to the temper of their choler, they prescribed unto him
sometimes shorter and sometimes longer, giving him that time to dispose
of his affaires, which also by reason of some short warning they divers
times tooke from him: and if the condemned partie seemed in any sort to
strive against their will, they would often send men of purpose to execute
him, either cutting the veins of his armes and legs, or compelling him
to take and swallow poison. But men of Honour stayed not that enforcement,
but to that effect used their own Phisitians or Surgeons, Seneca, with
a reposed and undanted countenance, listned attentively to their charge,
and presently demaunded for paper and inke to make his last wil and testament,
which the captaine refusing him, he turned towards his friends and thus
bespoke them: 'Sith, my loving friends, I cannot bequeath you any other
thing in remembrance or acknowledgement of what I owe you, I leave you
at least the richest and best portion I have, that is, the image of my
maners and my life, which I beseech you to keepe in memory; which doing
you may acquire the glory and purchase the name of truly sincere and absolutely
true friends. And therewithall, sometimes appeasing the sharpenes
of the sorow he saw them endure for his sake, with mild and gentle speeches,
sometimes raising his voice to chide them. 'Where are,' said he 'those
memorable precepts of Philosophy? What is become of those provisions
which for so many yeares together we have laid up against the brunts and
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accidents of Fortune? Was Neroes innated cruelty unknowne unto
us? What might we expect or hope for at his hands, who had murdred
his mother and massacred his brother, but that he would also do his tutor
and governor that hath fostred and brought him up? Having uttered
these words to all the bystanders, he turned him to his wife, as she was
ready to sink down, and with the burthen of her grief to faint in heart
and strength; he called and embraced her about the necke, and heartily
entreated her, for the love of him, somewhat more patiently to beare this
accident; and that his houre was come, wherein be must shew no longer by
discourse and disputation, but in earnest effect, declare the fruit he
had reaped by his studie; and that undoubtedly he embraced deathe, not
only without griefe but with exceeding joy. Wherefore; my deere deere
heart, do not dishonour it by thy teares, lest thou seeme to love thyselfe
more than my reputation. Asswage thy sorrowes and comfort thy self,
in the knowledge thou hast had of me and of my actions, leading the rest
of thy life by the honest occupations to which thou art addicted.
To whom Paulina, having somewhat rouzed hir drooping spirits, and by a
thrice noble affection awakened the magnanimitie of her high-setled courage,
answered thus : 'No, Seneca, thinke not that in this necessitie I will
leave you without my company. I would not have you imagine that the
vertuous examples of your life have not also taught me to die; and when
shall I be able to do it or better, or more honestly, or more to mine own
liking then with your selfe? And be resolved I wil go with you and
be partaker of your fortune. Seneca taking so generous a resolve
and glorious a determination of his wife in good part, and to free himselfe
from the feare he had to leave her after his death to his enemies mercie
and cruelty: 'Oh my deare Paulina, I had,' quoth be, 'perswaded thee what
I thought was convenient, to leade thy life more happily, and doest thou
then rather choose the honour of a glorious death? Assuredly I will
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Be the constancie and resolution answerable to our common end, but be
the beautie and glory greater on thy side. That said, the veines
of both their armes were cut, to the end they might bleede to death; but
because Senecaes were somewhat shrunken up through age and abstinence,
and his bloud could have no speedy course, he commannded the veines of
his thighes to be launced; and fearing lest the torments he felt might
in some sort entender his wifes heart, as also to deliver himselfe from
the affliction which greatly yearned him to see her in so pittious plight,
after he had most lovingly taken leave of her, he besought her to be pleased
she might be carried into the next chamber, which was accordingly performed.
But all those incisions being unable to make him die, he wille Statius
Anneus his phisitian to give him some poysoned potion which wrought but
small effect in him for through the weaknesse and coldenesse of his members,
it could not come unto his heart. And therefore they caused a warme
hath to be prepared, wherein they layd him, then perceiving his end to
approach, so long as he had breath he continued his excellent discourses
concerning the subject of the estate wherein he found himself, which his
secretaries, so long as they could heare his voice, collected very diligently,
whose last words continued long time after in high esteem and honor amongst
the better sort of men, as oracles; but they were afterward lost, and great
pittie it is they never came unto our handes. But when he once beganne
to feele the last pangs of death, taking some of the water wherein he lay
bathing, all bloody, he therewith washed his head, saying, 'I vow this
water unto Jupiter the Deliverer. Nero being advertised of all this,
fearing lest Paulinaes death (who was one of the best alied ladies in Rome,
and to whom he bare no particular grudge) might cause him some reproach,
sent in all poste baste to have her incisions closed up againe, and if
possible it could be, to save her life, which hir servants by unwrithing
her, performed, she being more than halfe dead and voyd of any sense.
And that
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afterward, contrary to her intent, she lived, it was very honourable
and as befitted her vertue, shewing by the pale hew and wanne colour of
her face how much of her life she had wasted by her incisions. Loe
heere three true stories, which in my conceit are as pleasant and as tragicall
as any we devise at our pleasures to please the vulgar sort withall; and
I wonder that those who invent so many fabulous tales do not rather make
choise of infinite, excellent and quaint stories that are found in bookes,
wherein they should have lesse trouble to write them, and might doubtlesse
proove more pleasing to the hearer and profitable to the reader.
And whosoever would undertake to frame a compleate and well-joynted, bodie
of them neede neither employe nor adde any thing of his owne unto it except
the ligaments, as the soldring of another mettall, and by this meanes might
compact sundry events of all kindes, disposing and diversifying them according
as the beauty and lustre of the worke should require; and very neere, as
Ovid hath showen and contrived his Metamorphosis, with that strange number
of diverse fables. In the last couple this is also worthy consideration,
that Paulina offreth willingly to leave her life for her husband's sake,
and that her husband had also other times quit death for the love of her.
There is no great counterpoyze in this exchange for us, but according to
his Stoike humour I suppose he perswaded himselfe to have done as much
for hir, prolonging his life for her availe as if he had died for hir.
In one of his letters he writeth to Lucilius, after he had given him to
understand how an ague having surprised him in Rome, contrary to his wives
opinion who would needs have stayed him, he sodainly tooke his coach to
goe unto a house of his into the country; and how he told her that the
ague he had was no bodily fever, but of the place; and followeth thus:
'At last she let me goe, earnestly recommending my health unto me.
Now I who know how her life lodgeth in mine, begin to provide for myself,
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bestowed on me making me more constant and more resolute in many things,
I lose it whenever I call to minde that in this aged corps there harboureth
a young woman to whom I bring some profit. Since I cannot induce
her to love me more courageously, shee induceth me to love my selfe more
carefully; for something must be lent to honest affections, and sometimes,
although occasions urge us to the contrary, life must be revoked againe,
yea with torment. The soule must be held fast with ones teeth, since
the lawe to live an honest man is not to live as long as they please, but
so long as they ought. He who esteemeth not his wife or a friend
so much as that he will not lengthen his life for them, and wil obstinately
die, that man is over-nice and too effeminate: The soule must commaund
that unto her selfe, when the utilitie of our friends requireth it we must
sometimes lend our selves unto our friend, and when we would die for us
we ought for their sakes to interrupt our deseigne. It is a testimony
of high courage to returne to life for the respect of others, as divers
notable men have done; and to preserve age is a part of singular integritie
(the cheifest commoditie whereof is the carelesnesse of her continuance,
and a more courageous and disdainefull use of life) if a man perceive such
an office to be pleasing, acceptable and profitable to any well-affected
friend. And who doeth it receiveth thereby a grateful meede and pleasing
recompence; for what can be sweeter than to be so deare unto his wife,
that in respect of her a man become more deare unto himselfe. So
my Paulina hath not onely charged me with her feare, but also with mine.
It hath not beene sufficient for me to consider how resolutely I might
die, but I have also considered how irresolutely she might endure it, I
have enforced my selfe to live. And to live is sometime magnanimitie.
Reade heere his owne wordes, as excellent as is his use.
CHAPTER 2.XXXVI+ OF THE WORTHIEST
AND MOST EXCELLENT MEN
IF a man should demaund of mee, which of all men that ever came to my
knowledge I would make choice of, me seemeth I finde three who have beene
excellent above all others. The one is Homer: not that
Aristotle+ or Varro+ (for example sake)
were not peradventure as wise and as sufficient as he: nor that Virgil
(and possibly in his owne arte) be not comparable unto him. I leave
that to their judgements that know them both. I who know but one
of then, according to my skill may onely say this, that I cannot be persuaded
the Muses themselves did ever go beyond the Roman.
Tale facit carmen docta testudine, quale
Cynthius impositis temperat articulis,/1
He on his learned lute such verse doth play
As Phoebus should thereto his fingers lay.
In which judgement this must notwitlistdnding
not be forgotten, that Virgil doth especially derive his sufficiency from
Homer, and he is his guide and schoolemaster, and that but only glance
or sentence of the Iliads hath given both body and matter to that great
and divine poem of the AEneid. My meaning is not to account so:
I entermix divers other circumstances which yeeld this man most admirable
unto me, and as it were beyond humane condition. And truely I am
often amazed that he who hath produced, and by his authority brought so
many deities in credit with the world, hath'not obtained to be reputed
a god himselfe. Being blind and indigent, having lived before ever
the
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sciences were redacted into strict rules and certaine observations,
he had so perfect knowledge of them, that all those which since his time
have labored to establish pollicies or commonwealths, to manage warres,
and to write either of religion or philosophy, in which sect soever or
of all artes, have made use of him as of an absolutely perfect master in
the knowledge of all things; and of his books, as of a seminary, a spring-garden
or store-house of all kinds of sufficiency and learning.
Qui quid sit pulchchrum, quid turpe, quid utile, quid non,
Plenius ac melius, Chrysippo, ac Crantore dicit./1
What is faire, what is foule, what profit may, what not, Better
than Crantor or Chrysippus, Homer wrot.
And as another saith:
------a quo ceu fonte perrenni
Vatum Pieriis labra rigantur aquis./2
By whom, as by an ever-flowing-filling spring,
With Muses liquor poets lippes are bath'de to sing.
And another
Adde Heliconiadum comites, quoram unus Homerus,
Astra potitus/3
Muses companions adde to these, of all
One onely Homer hath in heav'n his stall.
And another
----- cujusque ex ore profuso
Omnis posteritas latices in carmina duxit,
Amnemque in tenues, ausa est deducere rivos:
Unius faacunda bonis./4
From whose large mouth for verse all that since live
Drew water, and grew bolder to derive
Into thinne shallow rivers his deepe flood
Richly luxuriant in one man's good.
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1 HOR. 1. i. Epist. xxiii. 2 OVID. Am. 1. iii. Eleg.
viii. 25. 3 LUCR. 1. iii. 1081. 4 MANIL. Ast. 1. ii. 8.
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It is against nature's course that he bath made the most excelent production
that may be: for the ordinary birth of things is imperfect: they are augmented
by encrease and corroborated by growth. He hath reduced the infancy
of poesie and divers other sciences to be ripe, perfect, and compleate.
By which reason he may be termed the first and last of poets, following
the noble testimony antiquity hath left us of him, that having had no man
before him whom he might imitate, so bath hee had none after him could
imitate him. His wordes (according to Aristotle) are the onely words
that have motion and action: they are the onely substantiall wordes.
Alexander the Great, having lighted upon a rich casket amongst Darius his
spoils, appoynted the same to be safely kept for himselfe to keepe his
Homer in, saying he was the best adviser and faithfullest counselor he
had in his military affaires. By the same reason said Cliomenes,
sonne to Anaxandridas, that hee was the Lacedemonians poet, for he was
an excellent good teacher or master of warrelike discipline. This
singular praise and particular commendation hath also been given him by
Plutarke, where he saith that he is the only author in the world who yet
never distasted reader, or glutted man, ever showing himself other and
different to the readers, and ever flourishing with a new grace.
That wagge Alcibiades, demanding one of Homers bookes of one who professed
letters, because he had it not, gave him a whirrit on the eare, as if a
man should finde one of our Priests without a breviarie. Xenophanes one
day made his moane to Hieron, the tyrant of Siracusa, that he was so poore
as he had not wherewithall to finde two servants. How commeth that
to passe? (answered Hieron). Homer, who was much poorer than thou
art, dead as he is, findeth more than tenne thousand. What left Panaetius
unsaide when he named Plato the Homer of Philosophers? Besides, what
glory may be compared to his? There is nothing liveth so in mens
mouthes as his name and his workes; nothing so knowne and received as Troy,
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which peradventure never were. Our children are yet called by
the names he invented three thousand years since and more. Who knoweth
not Hector? Who hath not heard of Achilles? Not onely some particular
races, but most nations, seeke to derive themselves from his inventions.
Machomet, the second of that name, Emperour of Turkes, writing to Pope
Pius the second: I wonder (saith he) how the Italians will bandie against
me, seeing we have our common offspring, from the Troians; and I as well
as they have an interest to re venge the blood of Hector upon the Graecians
whom they favour against me. Is it not a worthy comedie, whereof
kings, commonwealths, principalities, and emperours have for many ages
together played their parts, and to which this great universe serveth as
a theatre? Seven cities of Greece strived amongst themselves about
the places of his birth, so much honour his very obscuritie procured him.
Smyrna, Rhodos, Colophon, Salamis, Chios, Argos, Athenae./1
Rhodes, Salamis, Colophon, Chios, Argos, Smyrna, with Athens.
The other is Alexander the Great. For who
shall consider his age, wherein hee beganne his enterprises; the small
meanes he had to ground so glorious a desseigne upon, the authoritie he
attained unto in his infancie amongst the greatest commanders and most
experienced captaines in the world, by whom he was followed: the extraordinary
favour wherwith fortune embraced him and seconded so many of his haughty-dangerous
exploites, which I may in a manner call rash or fond-hardie.
Impellens quicquid sibi summa petenti
Obstaret, gaudensque viam fecisse ruinae./2
While he shot at the high'st, all that
He for'st and joyde with ruine to make way.
That eminent greatnesse to have at the age of
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thirtie yeares, passed victoriously through all the habitable earth
and but with half the life of a man to {usthem+}
have attained the utmost endeavour of human nature so that you cannot imagine
his continuance lawfull, and the lasting of his increase in fortune, and
progres in vertue even unto a just terme of age, but you must suppose something
above man to have caused so many royal branches to issue from out the loines
of his souldiers, leaving the world after his death to be shared between
foure successors, onely captaines of his armie, whose successors have so
long time since continued, and descendants maintained that large possession.
So infinite, rare, and excellent vertues that were in him, as justice,
temperance, liberalitie, integritie in words, love toward his, and humanitie
toward the conquered.{Alexander+} For
in truth his maners seeme to admit he no just cause of reproach: indeed
some of his particular, rare, and extraordinary actions may in some sort
be taxed. For it is impossible to conduct so great and direct so
violent motion with the strict rules of justice. Such men ought to
be judged in gross by the mistris end of their actions. The ruine
of Thebes; the murder of Menander, and of Ephestions Physitian; the massacre
of so many Persian prisoners at once; of a troupe of Indian souldiers,
not without some prejudice unto his word and promise; and of the Cosaeians
and their little children, are escapes somewhat hard to be excused.
For concerning Clitus+, the fault was expiated
beyond its merit; and that action, as much as any other, witnesseth the
integritie and cheerfulness of his complexion, and that it was a complexion
in it selfe exceedingly formed to goodnesse. And it was wittily said
of one that he had vertues by nature and vices by accident. Concerning
the point that he was somewhat too lavish a
boaster+, and over- impatient to heare himselfe ill spoken of; and
touching those mangers, armes and bits, which he caused to be scattered
in India, respecting his age and the prosperitie of his fortune, they are
in my conceit pardonable in him. He that shall also consider his
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vertues, as diligence, foresight, patience, discipline, policie, magnanimitie,
resolution and good fortune, {list_of_virtues+}
wherein though Haniballs authority had not taught it us, he hath beene
the first and chiefe of men: the rare beauties, matchlesse features, and
incomparable conditions of his person, beyond all comparison and wonder
breeding; his carriage, demeanor, and venerable behaviour, in a face so
young, so vermeill, and heart enflaming:
Oualis ubi Occam perfusus Lucifer unda,
Quem Venus ante alios astrorum diligit ignes,
Extulit os sacrum caelo, tenebrasque resolvit./1
As when the day-starre washt in ocean streames,
Which Venus most of all the starres esteemes,
Showes sacred light, shakes darkenesse off with beames.
The excellencie of his wit, knowledge and capacity;
the continuance and greatnesse of his glory unspotted, untainted, pure
and free from all blame or envie: insomuch as long after his death it was
religiously beleeved of many that the medalls or breeches representing
his person brought good lucke unto such as wore or had them about them.
And that more Kings and Princes have written his gests and actions then
any other historians of what a quality soever, have registered the gests
or collected the actions of any other King or Prince that ever was: and
that even at this day the Mahometists, who contemne all other histories,
by special priviledge allow, receive, and onely honour his. All which
premises duely considered together, hee shall confesses I have had good
reason to preferre him before Caesar himselfe, who alone might have made
me doubt of my choice. And it must needes bee granted that in his
exploites there was more of his owne, but more of fortunes in Alexander's
achievements. They have both had many things mutually alike, and Caesar
happily some greater. They were two quicke and devouring fires, or
two swift and surrounding streames, able to ravage the world by sundry
wayes.
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Et velut immissi diversis partibus ignes
Arentem in silvam, et virgulta sonantia lauro:
Aut ubi decursu rapido de montibus altis
Dant sonitum spumosi amnes, et in aequora currunt,
Quisque suum populatus iter./1
As when on divers sides fire is applied
To cracking bay-shrubs, or to woods sunne dried
Or as when flaming streames from mountaines hie,
With downe-fall swift resound, and to sea flie
Each one doth havocke-out his way thereby.
But grant Caesar's ambition were more moderate,
it is so unhappy in that it met, with this vile subject of the subversion
of his countrie, {Brutus+} and universall
empairing of the world; that all parts impartially collected and put together
in the balance, I must necessarily bend to Alexander's side. The
third, and in my judgement most excellent man, is
Epaminondas+. Of glorie he hath not so much as some, and is farre shorte
of diverse (which well considered is no substantiall part of the thing)
in resolution and true valour, not of that which is set on by ambition,
but of that which wisedome and reason may settle in a well-disposed minde,
hee had as much as maybe imagined or wished for. He hath in mine opinion
made as great triall of his vertues as ever did Alexander or Caesar, for
although his exploites of warre be not so frequent and so high raised,
yet being throughly considered, they are as weightie, as resolute, as constant,
yea and as authenticall a testimony of hardnes and military sufficiencie
as any man's else. The Greacians, without any contradiction, affoorded
him the honour to entitle him the chiefe and first man among themselves:
and to be the first and chiefe man of Greece is without all question to
bee chiefe and first man of the world. Touching his knowledge and
worth, this ancient judgement doth yet remaine amongst us, that never was
man who knew so much, nor never man that spake lesse than he. {PlainDealer+}
For he was by sect a Pythagorean, and what he spake no man ever spake better.
An excellent and most perswasive orator was hee. And 1 VIRG.
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concerning his maners and conscience therein be farre ontwent all that
ever medled with managing affaires: for in this one part, which ought especially
to be noted, and which alone declareth that we are, and which only I counterpoise
to al others together, he giveth place to no philosopher; no not to Socrates
himselfe. In him innocencie+ is
a qualities proper, chiefe, constant, uniforme, and incorruptible; in comparison
of which, it seemeth in Alexander subalternall, uncertaine, variable, effeminate
and accidentall. Antiquitie judged that precisely to sift out, and
curiously to prie into all other famous captaines, there is in every one
severally some speciall quality which makes him renowned and famous.
In this man alone it is a vertue and sufficiencie, every where compleate
and alike, which in all offices of humane life leaveth nothing more to
be wished for. Be it in publike or private, in peaceable negociations
or warlike occupations, be it to live or die, greatly or gloriously, I
know no forme or fortune of man that I admire or regard with so much honour,
with so much love. True it is, I finde this obstinacie in povertie
somewhat scrupulous, and so have his best friends pourtrayed it.
And this onely action (high notwithstanding and very worthy admiration)
I finde or deeme somewhat sharpen so as I would not wish nor desire the
imitation thereof in me, according to the forme it was in him. Scipio
AEmilianus alone (wold any charge him with as fierie and nobly-minded an
end, and with as deepe and universall knowledge of sciences) might be placed
in the other scale of the ballance against him. Oh what a displeasure
hath swift-gliding Time done me, even in the nick, to deprive our eyes
of the chiefest paire of lives, directly the noblest that ever were in
Plutarke, of these two truly worthy personages: by the universall consent
of the world, the one chiefe of Graecians, the other principall of Romanes.
What a matter, what a workeman! For a man that was no saint, but
as we say a gallant-honest man, of civil maners and common customes, of
a temperate haughtinesse, the richest life I know (as the vulgar saying
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to have lived amongst the living, and fraughted with the richest qualities
and most to be desired parts (all things impartially considered) in my
humour, is that of Alcibiades+. But touching
Epaminondas, for a patterne of excessive goodness I will here insert certaine
of his opinions. The sweetest contentment he had in all his life
he witnesseth to have beene the pleasure he gave his father and mother
of his victory upon Leuctra: he staketh much in preferring their pleasure
before his content, so just and full of so glorious an action. Hee
thought it unlawfull, yea were it to recover the libertie of his countrey,
for any one to kill a man except he knew a just cause. And therefore
was he so backeward in the enterprise of Pelopidas his companion, for the
deliverance of Thebes. He was also of opinion that in a battell a
man should avoid to encounter his friend, being on the contrary part, and
if he met him to spare him. And his humanitie or gentleness even
towards his very enemies, having made him to be suspected of the Boeotians,
forsomuch as after he had miraculously forced the Lacedemonians to open
him a passage, which at the entrance of Morea, neere Corinth, they had
undertaken to make good, he was contented, without further pursuing them
in furie, to have marched over their bellies, was the cause he was deposed
of his office of Captaine Generall. Most honourable for such a cause,
and for the shame it was to them, soone after to be forced by necessitie
to advance him to his first place, and to acknowledge how their glorie,
and confesse that their safetie, did onely depend on him: victory following
him as his shadow whither soever he went, and as the prosperitie of his
countrie was borne by and with him, so it died with and by him.
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BETWEENE CHILDREN AND FATHERS
THIS hudling up of so much trash, or packing of so many severall pieces,
is done so strangely, as I never lay hands on it but when an over lazie
idlenesse urgeth me, and nowhere but in mine owne house. So has it
beene compact at sundry pauses, and contrived at severall intervalls, as
occasions have sometime for many months together, here and there in other
places detained me. Besides, I never correct my first imaginations
by the second, it may happen I now and then alter some word rather to diversifie
then take any thing away. My purpose is to represent the progress
of my humours, that every part be seen or member distinguished as it was
produced. I would to God I had begunne sooner, and knew the tracks
of my changes and course of my variations. A boy whom I employed
to write for me supposed he had gotten a rich bootie when he stole some
parts which he best liked; but one thing comforts me, that he shall gaine
no more than I lost by them. I am growne elder by seven or eight yeares
since I beganne them; nor hath it beene with-out some new purchase.
I have by the liberality of years acquainted my selfe with the stone-chollike.
Their commerce and long conversation is not easily past over without some
such-like fruite. I would be glad that of many other presents they
have ever in store, to bestow upon such as waite upon them long, they had
made choice of some one that had beene more acceptable unto me: for they
could never possess me with any that, even from my infancy, I hated more.
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Of all accidents incident to age it was that I feared most. My
selfe have many times thought I went on too farre, and that to hold out
so long a journey, I must of necessitie in the end stumble upon some such
unpleasing chance. I perceived plainly and protested sufficiently
it was high time to depart, and that according to the rule of skilfull
chirurgions, who when they must cut off some members life must be seared
to the quicke and cut to the sound flesh. That nature is wont to
make him pay untolerable usurie who doth not yeeld or pay the same in due
time. I was so farre from being readie to make lawfull tender of
it, that in eighteene months, or thereabouts, I have continued in so yrkesome
and unpleasing plight, I have already learn'd to apply my selfe unto it;
and am now entring into covenant with this chollicall kinde of life; for
therein I finde matter wherewith to comfort me, and to hope better.
So much are men enured in their miserable estate, that no condition is
so poore but they will accept: so they may continue in the same.
Heare Maecenas -
Debilem facito manu,
Debilem pede, coxa.
Lubricos quate dentes,
Vita dum superego, bene est./1
Make me be weake of hand,
Scarce on my legges to stand,
Shake my loose teeth with paine,
'Tis well so life remaine.
And Tamburlane cloked the fantasticall cruelty
he exercised upon lazars or leprousmen with a foolish kinde of humanitie,
putting all he could finde or heare of to death, (as he said) to ridde
them from so painefull and miserable a life as they lived. For there
was none so wretched amongst them that would not rather have beene three
times a leper than not to be at all. And Antisthenes the Stoick being
very sicke, and crying out, 'Oh, who shall deliver me from my tormenting
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Diogenes, who was come to visite him, foorthwith presenting him a knife:
'Mary, this,' said he, 'and that very speedily, if thou please': 'I mean
not of my life,' replied be, 'but of my sickness. The sufferances
which simply touch us in minde doe much lesse afflict me then most men:
partly by judgement; for the world deemeth diverse things horible, or avoydable
with the losse of life, to me are in a manner indifferent: partly by a
stupid and insensible complexion, I have in accidents that hit me not point-blancke:
which complexion I esteeme one of the better partes of my naturall condition.
But the truely- essentiall and corporall sufferances, those I taste very
sensibly: yet is it, having other times fore-apprehended them with a delicate
and weake sight, and by the enjoying of this long health and happy rest,
which God hath lent me the better part of my age, somewhat impaired; I
had by imagination conceived them so intolerable that, in good truth, I
was more afraide than since I have found hurt in them: whereupon I dayly
augment this opinion: that most of our soules faculties (as we employ them)
doe more trouble than stead the quiet repose of life. I am continually
grapling with the worst of all diseases, the most grievous, the most mortall,
the most remedilesse and the most violent. I have alreadie had triall
of five or six long and painefull fittes of it. Neverthelesse, eyther
I flatter-my selfe, or in this plight there is yet something that would
faine keep life and soule together, namely, in him whose minde is free
from feare of death, and from the threats, conclusions and consequences
which physicke is ever buzzing into our heads. But the effect of
paine it selfe hath not so sharpe a smarting, or so pricking a sharpenesse,
that a setled man should enter into rage or fall into despaire. This
commoditie at least I have by the chollicke, that what I could never bring
to passe in my selfe, which was altogether to reconcile and thoroughly
to acquaint my selfe with death+, shee shall
atchieve, she shall accomplish, for by how much more shee shall importune
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shall death bee fearefull unto mee. I had already gotten, not
to be beholding to life, but onely in regard of life, and for lives sake:
she shall also untie this intelligence and loose this combination.
And God graunt, if in the end her sharpenesse shall happen to surmount
my strength, shee cast me not into other extremities no lesse vicious,
no lesse bad, that is, to love and desire to die.
Summum nec metuas diem, nec optes./1
Nor feare thy latest doome,
Nor wish it ere it come.
They are two passioxn to be feared, but one hath
her remedy neerer than the other. Otherwise I have ever, found that
precept ceremonious which so precisely appoints a man to set a good countenance,
a setled resolution, and disdainefulf carriage, upon the sufferance of
evills. Why doth Philosophy, which onely respecteth livelinesse and
regardeth effects, ammuze it selfe about these externall apparances?
Let her leave this care to mimikes, to histrions, and to rhetoricke masters,
who make so great accompt of our gestures. Let her hardly remit this
vocall lithernesse unto evill, if it be neither cordiall nor stomacall.
And let her lend her voluntary plaints to the kinde of sighes, sobs, palpitations,
and palenesse which nature hath exempted from our puissance. Alwayes
provided, the courage be without feare, and words sans dispaire: let her
be so contented. 'What matter is it if wee bend our armes, so we writhe
not our thoughts? She frame thus for ourselves, not for others: to
be, not to seeme. {PlainDealer+}
Let her applie her selfe to governe our understanding, which she hath undertaken
to instruct. Let her in the pangs or fits of the chollike, still
maintains the soule capable to acknowledge her selfe and follow her accustomed
course, resisting sorrow and enduring griefe, and not shamefully to prostrate
her selfe at his feet: mooved and chafed with the combate, not basely suppressed
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entertainement and other occupations unto a certaine limit. In
so extreme accidents it is cruelty to require so composed a warde at our
hands. If we have a good game it skills not, though we have an ill
countenance. If the body be any whit eased by complaining, let him
doe it: if stirring or agitation please him, let him turne, rowle, and
tosse himselfe as long as he list: if with raising his voyce, or sending
it forth with more violence, he think his griefe any thing alayed or vented
(as some physitians affirme it somewhat easeth women great with childe,
and is a meane of easie or speedy delivery) feare he not to do it; or if
he may but entertaine his torment, let him mainly cry out. Let us
not commaund our voyce to depart; but if she will, let us not hinder it,
Epicurus doth not only pardon his wise-man to crie out, when he is grieved
or vexed, but perswadeth him to it. Pugiles etiam quum feriunt,
in jactandis caestibus ingemiscunt, quia profundenda voce omne corpus intenditur
venitque plaga vehementior:/1
'Men when they fight with sand-bags,
or such heavy weapons, in fetching their blow and driving it, will give
a groane withall because by stretching their voyce all their body is also
strayned, and the stroke cometh with more vehemence.' We are vexed and
troubled enough with the evill, without troubling and vexing our selves
with these superfluous rules. This I say to excuse those which are
ordinarily seene to rage in the fits, and storme in the assaults of this
sicknesse, for, as for me, I have hitherto past it over with somewhat a
better countenance, and am content to groane without braying and exclaiming.
And yet I trouble not myselfe to maintaine this exterior decencie; for
I make small reckoning of such an advantage, in that I lend my sicknesse
what it requireth: but either my paine is not so excessive, or I beare
it with more constancy than the vulgar sorte. Indeede I must confesse,
when the sharpe fits or throwes assaile me, I complaine and vexe my selfe,
but yet I never fall into despaire, as that fellow:
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Eiulatu, questu, gemitu, fremitibus
Resonando multum flebiles voces refert./1
With howling, growning and complaint of fates,
Most lamentable cries he imitates.
I feele my selfe in the greatest heate of my sicknesse and I ever found
my selfe capable and in tune, to speake, to thinke, and to answer, as soundly
as at any other time, but not so constantly, because my paine doth much
trouble and distract me. When I am thought to bee at the lowest,
and that such as are about me spare me, I often make a triall of my forces,
and propose them such discourses as are furthest from my state. There
is nothing impossible for mee; and me thinkes I can doe all things upon
a sodaine fitte, so it continue not long. Oh, why have not I the
gift of that dreamer mentioned by Cicero, who dreaming that hee was closely
embracing a yong wench, found himselfe ridde of the stone in his sheetes!
Mine doe strangely dis-wench me. In the intermission or respites
of this outragious paine, when as my ureters (through which the urine passeth
from the reines to the bladder) languish without gnawing me, I sodainely
returne into my ordinary forme; forsomuch as my mind taketh no other allarume
but the sensible and corporall. All which I certainely owe unto the
care I have had to prepare my selfe by reason and discourse of such accidents:
----- laborum
Nulla mihi nova nunc facies inopinaque surgit,
Omnia praecepi, atque animo mecum ante peregi./2
No new or unexpected forme is cast,
Of tratvels in my breast: all I forecast,
In my minde with my selfe I all forepast.
I am handled somewhat roughly for a prentise,
and with a violent and rude change; being at one instant falne from a very
pleasing, calme, and most happy condition of life, unto the most dolorous,
yrkesome, and painefull that can possibly be imagined: for, besides
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that in it selfe it is a disease greatly to be feared, its beginnings
or approaches are in mee sharper or more difficult than it is wont to trouble
others withall. The pangs and fittes thereof doe so often assaile
mee, that in a manner I have no more feeling of perfect health. Notwithstanding
I hitherto keepe my spirit so seated as, if I can but joyne constancy unto
it, I finde my selfe to be in a much better state of life than a thousand
others, who have neither ague nor other infirmitie but such as for want
of discourse they give themselves. There is a certaine fashion of
subtile humilitie which procedeth of presumption: as this, that in many
things we acknowledge our ignorance, and are so curteous to avowe that
in Natures workes there are some qualities and conditions which to us are
imperceptible, and whereof our sufficiencie cannot discover the meanes
nor finde out the causes. By this honest and conscientious declaration,
we hope to gaine that we shall also be beleeved in those we shall say to
understand. Wee neede not goe to cull out miracles, and chuse strange
difficulties: mee seemeth, that amongst those things we ordinarily see
there are such incomprehensible rarities as they exceed all difficulty
of miracles. What monster is it that this teare or drop of seed whereof
we are ingendred brings with it, and in it the impressions, not only of
the corporall forme, but even of the very thoughts and inclinations of
our fathers? Where doth this droppe of water contains or lodge this
infinite number of formes? And how bear they these resemblances of
so rash and unruly a progresse, that the childes childe shall be answerable
to his grandfather, and the nephew to his uncle? In the family of the Lepidus
the Roman, there have beene three, not successively, but some between,
that were borne with one same eye covered with a cartilage or gristle.
There was a race in Thebes which from their mothers wombe bare the forme
of a burre, or yron of a launce; and such as had it not were judged as
misbegotten and deemed unlawful]. Aristotle reporteth of a certaine
nation, with whom all women were
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common, where children were allotted their fathers only by their resemblances.
It may be supposed that I am indebted to my father for this stonie-quality,
for he died exceedingly tormented with a great stone in his bladder.
He never felt himself troubled with the disease but at the age of sixtie-
seaven yeares, before which time he had never felt any likelihood or motion
of it, nor in his reines, nor in his sides, nor elsewhere: and untill then
had lived in very prosperous health, and little subject to infirmities,
and continued seven yeares and more with that disease training a very dolorous
lives-end. I was borne five and twenty yeares before his sickness
and during the course of his healthy state, his third child. Where
was al this while the propension or inclination to this defect hatched?
And when he was so farre from such a disease, that light part of his substance
wherewith he composed me, how could it for her part beare so great an impression
of it? And how so closely covered, that fortie-five yeares after, {usthem+}
I have begunne to have a feeling of it? and hitherto alone, among so many
brethren and sisters, and all of one mother. He that shal resolve
me of this progresse I will believe him as many other miracles as he shall
please to tell mee: alwayes provided (as commonly they doe) hee goe not
about to pay me with a doctrine much more difficult and fantastical then
the thing it selfe (let physitians somewhat excuse my libertie): for by
the same infusion and fatall insinuation, I have received the hate and
contempt of their doctrine. The antipathie which is betweene me and
their arte is to me hereditarie. My father lived three score and
fourteene yeares; my grandfather three score and nine; my great grandfather
very neere fourescore, and never tasted or tooke any kinde of physicke. {usthem+}
And whatsoever was not in ordinary use amongst them was deemed a drug.
Physicke is grounded upon experience and examples. So is mine opinion.
Is not this a manifest kinde of experience, and very advantageous?
I know not whether in all their registers they are able to finde me three
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deceased, under one roofe, in one same chimnie, that by their owne direction
and regiment have lived so long. Wherein they must needes grant me,
that if it be not reason, at least it is fortune that is on my side.
Whereas among physitians fortune is of more consequence then reason.
Low-brought and weake as I am now, let them not take me at an advantage,
nor let them not threaten me: for that were insulting arrogance.
And to say truth, I have by my familiar examples gained enough upon them,
although they take hold and stay there. Humane things have not so
much constancie: it is now two hundred yeares, wanting but eighteene, that
this essay continueth with us: for the first was borne in the yeare of
our Lord one thousand foure hundred and two, some reason there is why this
experience should now beginne to faile us. Let them not upbraide
me with those infirmities which now have seized upon me: is it not sufficient
to have lived seven and fortie yeares in good and perfect health for my
part? Suppose it to be the end of my carriere, yet it is of the longest. {usthem+}
Mine ancestors by some secret instinct and naturall inclination have ever
loathed al maner of physicke: for the very sight of drugs bred a kinde
of horror in my father. The Lord of Gaviac, mine unckle by the fathers
side, a man of the church, sickish even from his birth, and who notwithstanding
made his weake life to hold untill sixtie seaven yeares, falling once into
a dangerous and vehement continuall feaver, it was by the physitians concluded
that unlesse he would aide himselfe (for they ofte terme that aide which
indeede is impeachment) he was but a dead man. The good soule, afrighted
as he was at that horrible sentence, answred thus, why then I am a dead
man: but shortly after God made their prognostications to proove vaine.
The Lord of Bussaguet, last of the brethren (for they were foure), and
by much the last, he alone submitted himselfe to that arte, as I imagine
by reason of the frequence he had in other sciences; for he was a counsellor
in the
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Court of Parliament, which prospered so ill with him that though he
were in shew of a very strong complexion, he died long before the others,
except one, the Lord of Saint Michael. It may well be I have received
of them that natural dyspathie to physicke. Yet if there had been
no other consideration but this, I would have endevoured to force it.
For all these conditions, which without reason are borne in us, are vicious.
It is a kinde of maladie a man must fight withall. It may be I had
such a propension, but I have settled and strengthened the same by discourses
which in me have confirmed the opinion I have of it. For I have also
the consideration to refuse physicke by reason of the sharpnesse of its
taste. It would not easily agree with my humour, who thinke health
worthy to be purchased with the price of all cauteries and incisions, how
painefull soever. And following Epicurus, mee seemeth that all maner
of voluptuousnesse should be avoided, if greater griefes follow them, and
griefes to be sought after, that have greater voluptuousnesse ensuing them.
Health is a very precious jewell, and the onely thing that in pursuite
of it deserveth a man should not onely employ time, labour, sweate and
goods, but also life to get it; forasmuch as without it life becommeth
injurious unto us. Voluptuousnes, science and vertue, without it,
tarnish and vanish away. And to the most constant and exact discourses
that philosophy will imprint in our minds to the contrary, wee neede not
oppose any thing against it but the image of Plato, being visited with
the falling sickenesse, or an apoplexie; and in this presupposition chalenge
him to call the richest faculties of his minde to helpe him. All
meanes that may bring us unto health, cannot be esteemed of men either
sharpe or deare. But I have some other apparances which strangely
make me to distrust al his ware. I doe not say but there may be some
art of it: it is certaine that amongst so many of Natures workes there
are some things proper for the preservation of our health. I know
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some simples which in operation are moistening and some drying.
My selfe have found, by experience, that radish rootes are windie, and
senie-leeves breede loosenes in the belly. I have the knowledge of
divers such experiments, as I know that mutton nourisheth, that wine warmeth
me. And Solon was wont to say that I eating was, as all other drugges
are, a medicine against the disease of hunger. I disallow not the
use we draw from the world, nor doubt I of natures power and fruitfulnesse,
and other application to our need. I see that the pickrell-fish and
the swallowes live well by her lawes. I greatly distrust the inventions
of our wit, of our arte and of our science, in favour of which we have
forsaken nature, and abandoned her rules; wherein we can neither observe
limitation nor keepe moderation. As we term justice, the composition
of the first lawes that came unto our hands, and their practice and dispensation
very often most wicked and inconvenient. And as those which mocke
and condemne it, intend not neverthelesse to wrong this noble virtue; but
onely to condemne the abuse and profanation of so sacred a title: so likewise
in physicke, I know her glorious name, her proposition, and her promise,
so profitable to mankinde: but what it desseigneth amongst us, I neither
honour nor respect. First, experience makes me fear it, for of all
I know, I see no kinde of men so seene sicke, nor so late cured, as those
who are under the jurisdiction of physicke: Their very health is
distempered and corrupted by the constraint of their prescriptions. Physitians
are not contented to have the government over sicknesses, but they make
health to be sicke, lest a man should at any time escape their authority.
Of a constant and perfect health, doe they not frame an argument of some
future daungerous sickenesse? I have often beene sicke, and without
any their helpe, I have found my sicknesses (though I never medled with
the bitterness of their prescriptions) as easie to be tollerated and as
short as any mans else, and yet I have felt diverse. My health is
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discipline) except of my owne custome and pleasure. I finde no
difference in places, al are alike to me to dwell in: for being sicke,
I neede no other commodities then those I must have when I am in health.
I am nothing passionated, though I be without physitian, without apothecary,
or without physical helpe; whereat I see some as much troubled in minde
as they are with their disease. What, doth the best physitian of
them all make us perceive any happinesse or continuance in his life, as
may witnesse some manifest effect of his skill and learning? There
is no nation but hath continued many ages without physicke: yea the first
ages, which is as much to say, the best and most happy: and the tenth part
of the world hath as yet no use of it. Infinite nations know it not;
where they live both more healthie and much longer than we doe: yea and
amongst us the common sort live happily without it. The Romanes had
beene sixe hundred yeares before ever they received it: by meanes of interposition
of Cato the censor, they banisht it their citie, who declared how easily
man might live without it, having lived himselfe foure score and five yeeres,
and his wife untill she was extreamely old, not without physicke, but indeed
without any physitian. For whatsoever is by experience found healthy for
our body and health may be termed physicke, He entertained (as Plutarke
saith) his familie in health by the use (as farre as I remember) of hares
milk: as the Arcadians (saith Plinie) cure all maladies with cowes milke.
And the Lybians (saith Herodotus) doe generally enjoy a perfect health
by observing this custome, which is, so soone as their children are about
foure yeeres old, to cautherize and seare the veines of their head and
temples, whereby they cut off the way to all rumes and defluxions.
And the countrie-people where I dwell use nothing against all diseases
but some of the strongest wine they can get, with store of saffron and
spice in it; and all with one like fortune. And to say true, of all
this diversitie of rules and confusion of prescriptions, what other end
or effect workes it but to evacuate the belly? which
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a thousand home-simples will doe as well. And I know not whether
it be as profitable (as they say) and whether our nature require the residents
of her excrements, untill a certaine measure, as wine doth his lees for
his preservation. You see often men very healthy, by some strange
accidents, to fall into violent vomites and fluxies, and voyd great store
of excrements, without any precedent need or succeeding benefite: yea,
with some empairing and prejudice. I learnt of Plato not long since,
that of three motions which belong to us, the last and worst is that of
purgations, and that no man, except he be a foole, ought to undertake it,
unlesse it be in great extremity. The evill is troubled and stirred
up by contrary oppositions. It is the forme of life that gently must diminish,
consume and bring it to an end. Since the violent twinges of the
drug and maladie are ever to our losse, since the quarrell is cleared in
us, and the drug a trustlesse helpe; by its own nature an enemie to our
health, and but by trouble hath no accesse in our state. Let's give
them leave to go on. That order which provideth for fleas and moles,
doth also provide for men, who have the same patience to suffer themselves
to be governed that fleas and moles have. We may fairely cry Bo-bo-boe;
it may well make us hoarse, but will nothing advaunce it. It is a
proud and impetuous order. Our feare and our despaire, in liew of
enviting help from it, doth distaste and delay it out of our helpe: it
oweth his course to sickness as well as to health. To suffer itselfe to
be corrupted in favour of one, to the prejudice of the others rights, it
will not doe it, so should they fall into disorder. Let us goe on in the
name of God; let us follow. That order leadeth on such as follow
it: those that follow it not, it haleth on, both with their rage and physicke
together. Cause a purgation to be prepared for your braine; it will
be better emploied unto it then to your stomacke. A Lacedemonian
being asked, what had made him live so long in health, answered, 'The ignorance
of physicke. And Adrian the Emperour, as he was dying,
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ceased not to crie out that the number of physitians had killed him.
A bad wrestler became a physitian. 'Courage,' said Diogenes to him, 'thou
hast reason to doe so, for now shalt thou helpe to put them into the ground
who have heeretofore ayded to lay thee on it. But according to Nicocles,
they have this happe, that the sunne doth manifest their successe, and
the earth doth cover their fault. And besides, they have a very advantageous
fashion among themselves, to make use of all manner of events; for whatsoever
either Fortune or Nature, or any other strange cause (whereof the number
is infinite) produceth in us or good or healthfull, it is the priviledge
of physicke to ascribe it unto herselfe. All the fortunate successes
that come to the patient which is under their government, it is from nature
he hath them. The occasions that have cured me, and which heale a
thousand others who never send or call for physitians to helpe them, they
usurpe them in their subjects. And touching ill accidents, either
they utterly disavow them, in imputing the blame of them to the patient,
by some vaine reasons, whereof they never misse to finde a great number;
as he lay with his armes out of the bed, he hath heard the noyse of a coach.
-----rhedarum transitus arcto
Vicorum inflexu./1
Coaches could hardly passe,
The lane so crooked was.
His window was left open all night: hee hath laine
upon the left side, or troubled his head with some heavie thought.
In some, a word, a dreame, or a looke, is of them deemed a sufficient excuse
to free themselves from all imputation: or if they please, they will also
make use of this emparing, and thereby make up their businesse, and as
a meane which can never faile them, when by their applications the disease
is growne desperate, to pay us with the assurance that, if their remedies
had not beene, it would have beene much worse. He whom but from a
cold they have
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brought to a quotidian ague, without them should have had a continuall
feaver. They must needes thrive in their businesses since all ills
redownd to their profit. Truely they have reason to require of the
pacient an application of favourable confidence in them: which must necessarily
be in good earnest and yeelding to apply it selfe unto imaginations, over-hardly
to be believed, Plato said very well and to the purpose, that freely to
lie belonged onely to physitians, since our health dependeth on their vanitie
and falsehood of promises. AEsope, an author of exceeding rare excellence,
and whose graces few discover, is very pleasant in representing this kinde
of tyrannicall authority unto us, which they usurpe upon poore soules,
weakned by sickenes and overwhelmed through feare: for he reporteth how
a sicke man, being demaunded by his physitian what operation he felt by
the physicke he had given him: 'I have sweate much,' answered he. 'That
is good,' replied the physitian. Another time he asked him againe
how he had done since: 'I have had a great cold and quivered much,' said
he. 'That is very well,' quoth the physitian againe. The third time
he demaunded of him how he felt himselfe, he answered: 'I swell and puffe
up as it were with the dropsie. 'That's not amisse,' said the physitian.
A familiar friend of his comming afterward to visite him, and to know how
hee did. 'Verily,' said be, 'my friend, I die with being too too well.
There was a more equall law in Egypt by which for the first three dayes
the physitian tooke the patient in hand upon the patients perill and fortune;
but the three dayes expired, it was at his owne. For, what reason
is there that AEsculapius their patrone must have beene strucken with thunder,
forsomuch as he recovered Hippolitus from death to life?
Yam pater omnipotens aliquem indignatus ab umbris,
Mortalem infernis ad lumina surgere vitae,
Ipse repertorem medicinae talis, et artis
Fulmine Phoebigenam Stygias detrusit ad undas./1
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Jove, scorning that from shades infernall dight,
A mortall man should rise to lifes new light,
Apolloes sonne to hell he thunder-threw,
Who such an arte found out, such medivine knew,
and his followers must be absolved that send so many soules from life to
death! A physitian boasted unto Nicocles that his arte was of exceeding
great authority. It is true (quoth Nicocles) for it may kill so many
people without feare of punishment by law. As for the rest, had I
beene of their counsell, I would surely have made my discipline more sacred
and mysterious. They had begunne very well, but the end hath not answered
the beginning. It was a good ground to have made Gods and Daemons authors
of their science, to have assumed a peculiar language and writing to themselves.
Howbeit, philosophy supposeth it to be folly to perswade a man to his profit
by wayes not understood: Ut si quis medicus imperet vt sumat. 'As
if a physitian should bid a man take
Terrigenam, herbigradam, domiportam, sanguine cassam./1
One, earth-borne, goe-by-grasse, house-bearing, slimie, blood-lesse.
It was a good rule in their arte, and which accompanieth
all fanaticall, vaine, and supernaturall artes, that the patients beliefe
must by good hope and assurance preoccupate their effect and operation.
Which rule they hold so farre forth, that the most ignorant and bungling
horse-leach is fitter for a man that hath confidence in him, than the skilfullest
and learnedst physitian. The very choyce of most of their drugges
is somewhat mysterious and divine. The left foot of a tortoyze, the
stale of a lizard; the dongue of an elephant, the liver of a mole, blood
drawne from under the right wing of a white pigeon, and for us who are
troubled with the stone-cholike (so disdainfully abuse they our misery)
some rattes pounded to small powder, and such other foolish trash, which
rather seeme to be
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magike spells or charmes than effects of any solide science. I
omit to speake of the odde number of their pilles, the destination of certaine
dayes and feastes of the yeare, the distinction of houres to gather the
simples of their ingredients, and the same rewbarbative and severely-grave
looke of theirs, and of their port and countenance, which Plinie himselfe
mocketh at. But, as I was about to say they have failed, forsomuch
as they have not added this to their faire beginning, to make their assemblies
more religious, and their consultations more secret. No profane man
should have access unto them, no more than to the secret ceremonies of
AEsculapius. By which meanes it commeth to passe that their irresolution;
the weaknesse of their arguments, divinations and grounds; the sharpenesse
of their contestations, full of hatred, of jealousie and particular considerations,
being apparant to all men; a man must needes be starke blinde if he who
falleth into their hands see not himselfe greatly endangered. Who
ever saw physitian use his fellowes receipt without dimishing or adding
somewhat unto it; whereby they greatly betraie their arte and make us perceive
they rather respect their reputation, and consequently their profit, than
the well-fare or interests oi their patients. He is the wisest amongst
their doctors who hath long since prescribed them that one alone should
meddle to cure a sicke man; for, if it prosper not with him, and he do
no good, the reproach will not be great to the arte of physicke through
the fault of one man alone; and on the other side, if it thrive well with
him, the glorie shall be the greater; whereas if they be many, on every
hand will they discredit their mysterie, because they oftner happen to
doe ill than well. They should have been content with the perpetuall
disagreeing which is ever found in the opinions of the principall masters
and chiefe authors of their science, knowne but by such as are conversant
in bookes, without making apparent shew of the controversies, and inconstancies
of their judgement, which they foster and continue amongst themselves.
Will
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wee have an example of the ancient debate of physicke? Herophilus
placeth the originall cause of sickenesse in the humours: Erasistratus,
in the blood of the arteries: Asclepiades, in the invisible atomes
that passe into our pores Alcmeon, in the abundance or defence of corporall
forces: Diocles, in the inequality of the bodies elements, and in the quality
of the aire wee breathe: Strabo, in the abundance, cruditie, and
corruption of the nourishment wee take: Hipocrates doth place it
in the spirits. There is a friend of theirs, whom they know better
than I, who to his purpose crieth out that the most important science in
use amongst us (as that which hath charge of our health and preservation)
is by il hap the most uncertaine, the most confused, and most agitated
with infinite changes. There is no great danger to mistake the height
of the sunne, or missereckon the fraction of some astronomical suppuration;
but herein, whereon our being and chiefe freehold doth wholly depend, it
is no wisedome to abandon ourselves to the mercy of the agitation of so
manifold contrary windes. Before the Peloponnesian war there was
no great newes of this science. Hipocrates brought it into credite.
Whatsoever he established, Chrisippus overthrew. Afterward Erasistratus,
grande-childe to Aristotle, re-enverst what ever Chrysippus had written
of it. After these, start up the Emperikes, who concerning the managig
of this arte, tooke a new course altogether different from those ancient
fathers. And when their credit began to growe stale, Herophilus brought
another kind of physicke into use, which Asclepiades, when his turne came,
impugned, and in the end subverted. Then came the opinions of Themison
to bee in great authority, then those of Musa, and afterward those of Vectius
Valens, a famous physitian, by reason of the acquaintance he had with Messalina.
During the time of Nero, the soveraigntitie of physick fel to the hands
of Thessalus, who abolished and condemned whatsoever had been held of it
before his time. This mans doctrine was afterward wholly overthrowne
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who anew revived and framed that all men should direct and rule medicinable
operations to the Ephemerides and motions of the starres, to eate, to drinke,
to sleepe at what houre it should please Luna and Mercurie. His authority
was soone after supplanted by Charinus, a physitian of the same towne of
Marseilles, who not onely impugned ancient physicke, but also the use of
warme and publike bathes, which had beene accustomed to many ages before.
Hee caused men to bee bathed in cold water; yea, were it in the deepe of
winter he plunged and dived sicke men into the running streame of rivers.
Untill Plinies time no Romane had ever dained to exercise the arte of physicke,
but was ever used by strangers and Graecians as at this daie it is used
in France by Latinizers. For as a famous physitian saith, we doe
not easily admit and allow that physicke, which wee understand, nor those
drugs we gather our selves. If those nations from whom wee have the
wood guiacum, the sarsapareille, and the wood esquine, have any physitian
amongst them, how much thinke we by the same commendation of the strangenesse,
rarenesse and dearth, they will rejoyce at our coleworts and parsly?
For, who dareth contemne things sought and fetcht so farre-off with the
hazard of so long and dangerous a peregrination? since these auncient mutations
of physicke, there have beene infinite others, that have continued unto
our dayes, and most often entire and universal mutations; as are those
which Paracelsus, Fioravanti and Argenterius have produced: for (as it
is told me) they do not only change a receipt, but also the whole contexture
and policie of physickes whole body, accusing such as hitherto have made
profession thereof, of ignorance and cosinage. Now I leave to your
imagination in what plight the poore patient findeth himselfe. If
we could but he assured, when they mistake themselves, their physicke would
do us no harme, although not profit us, it were a reasonable composition
for a man to hazard himselfe to get some good, so he endangered not himselfe
to lose by it.
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AEsope reporteth this storie, that one who had sought a Moore- slave,
supposing his blacke hew had come unto him by some strange accident, or
ill usage of his former master, with great diligence caused him to be medicined
with divers bathes and sundry potions; it fortuned the Moore did no whit
mend or change his swarthy complexion, but lost his former health.
How often commeth it to passe, and how many times see we physitians charge
one another with their patients death. I remember a popular sickenesse
which some yeares since greatly troubled the townes about mee, very mortall
and dangerous the rage whereof being overpast, which had carried away an
infinite number of persons; one of the most famous physitians in all the
country published a booke concerning that disease, wherein he adviseth
himselfe that they had done amisse to use phlebotomy, and confesseth it
had beene one of the principall causes of so great an inconvenience.
Moreover, their authors hold that there is no kinde of physicke, but bath
some hurtfull part in it. And if those that fit our turne doe in
some sort harm us, what must those doe which are given us to no purpose,
and out of season? As for me, if nothing else belonged thereunto,
I deeme it a matter very dangerous, and of great prejudice for him who
loathes the taste or abborres the smell of a potion, to swallow it at so
unconvenient houres, and so much against his heart. And I thinke
it much distempereth a sicke man, namely, in a season he hath so much neede
of rest. Besides, consider but the occasions on tvhich they ordinarily
ground the cause of our sickenesses; they are so light and delicate, as
thence I argue that a very small error in compounding of their drugges
may occasion as much detriment. Now if the mistaking in a physitian
be dangerous, it is very ill for us ; for it is hard if he fall not often
into it. He hath needs of many parts, divers considerations, and
severall circumstances to proportion his desseigne justly. He ought
to know the sicke man's complexion, his temper, his humours, his inclinations,
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must be assured or external circumstances; of the nature of the place;
the condition of the aire; the quality of the weather; the situation of
the planets, and their influences. In sickenes, be ought to be acquainted
with the causes, with the signes, with the affections and criticall daies;
in drugges, he should understand their weight, their vertue, and their
operation, the country, the figure, the age, the dispensation. In
all these parts be must know how to proportion and referre them one unto
another, thereby to beget a perfect symmetric or due proportion of each
part; wherein if he misse never so little, or if amongst so many wheeles
and several motions, the least be out of tune or temper, it is enough to
marre all. God knowes how hard the knowledge of most of these parts is:
for example, bow shall he finde out the proper signe of the disease, every
malady being capable of an infinite number of signes. How many debates,
doubts at live the amongst themselves about the interpretations of urine.
Otherwise, wbence should that continuall altercation come we see amongst
them about the knowledge of the disease? How should we excuse this
fault, wherein they fall so often, to take a martin for a fox? In
those diseases I have had (so they admitted any difficulty) I could never
yet finde three agreeing in one opinion. I more willingly note examples
that concerne my selfe. A gentleman in Paris was not long since cut
for the stone by the appointment of physitians, in whose bladder they found
no more stone then in his band: where also a Bishop, who was my very good
friend, had by his physitians been earnestly solicited to be cut; and my
selfe, because they were of his counsell, upon their words, aided to perswade
him to it; who being deceased and opened, it was found he bad no infirmity
but in his reines. They are lesse excusable in this disease, for
so much as it is in some sort palpable. Whereby I judge the arte
of chirurgery much more certaine; for it seeth and handleth what it doth,
and therein is lesse conjecture and divination. Whereas phisitians
have no
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speculum matrices to discover our braine, our lungs, and our liver unto
them. The very promises of physicke are incredible. For being
to provide for divers and contrary accidents, which often trouble us together,
and with a kinde of necessary relation one unto another, as the heate of
the liver and the cold of the stomacke, they will perswade us that with
their ingredients this one shall warme the stomacke, and this other coole
the liver; the one hath charge to goe directly to the reynes, yea even
to the bladder, without enstalling his operation anywhere else, and by
reason of its secret propriety, keeping his force and vertue all that long
way, and so full of stops or lets untill it come to the place to whose
service it is destinated. Another shall drie the braine, and another
moisten the lungs. Of all this hotch-pot having composed a mixture
or potion, is it not a kinde of raving to hope their several virtues shall
divide and separate themselves from out such a confusion or commixture,
to run to so divers charges? I should greatly feare they would loose
or change their tickets and trouble their quarters. And who can imagine,
that in this liquid confusion these faculties be not corrupted, confounded,
and alter one another? For that the execution of this ordinance depends
on another officer, to whose trust and mercy we must once more commit our
lives? As we have doublet and hose-makers to make our cloths, and
are so much the better fitted, inasmuch as each medleth with his owne trade,
and such have their occupation more strictly limited then a tailer that
will make all; and as for our necessary foode, some of our great lords,
for their more commodity and ease, have severall cookes, as some only to
dresse boyled meates, and some to roste, others to bake; whereas if one
cooke alone would supply all three in generall he could never doe it so
exactly: In like sort for the curing of all diseases, the AEgyptians
had reason to reject this generall mysterie of physitians, and to sunder
this profession for every malady, allotting each part of the body his distinct
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attended, and lesse confusedly governed, and for so much as they regarded
but the same especially. Our physitians never remember that he who
will provide for all provideth for nothing; and that the totall and summarie
policy of this little world is unto them undigestible. Whilst they
feared to stop the course of a bloody flux because he should not fal into
an ague, they killed a friend of mine who was more worth then all the rabble
of them, yea, were they as many more. They ballance their divinations
of future things with present evils, and because they will not cure the
braine in prejudice of the stomacke, they offend the stomacke and empaire
the braine, and all by their seditious and tumultuary drugs. Concerning
the variety and weaknes of the reasons of this Art, it is more apparent
then in any other Art. Aperitive things are good for a man that's
troubled wifh the collike, because that opening and dilating the passages,
they addresse this slimy matter whereof the gravel and stone is engendred,
and so convay downeward whatsoever beginneth to harden and petrifie in
the reines: aperitive things are dangerous for a man thats troubled with
the collick, because that opening and dilating the passages, they addresse
towards the reines the matter engeridring gravell, which by reason of the
propensions they have with it, easily seizing on the same, must by consequence
stay great store of that which is convaied unto them. Moreover, if
by chance it fortune to meet with a body somewhat more grosse then it ought
to be, to passe all those strait turnings, which to expel the same they
must glide thorow; that body being moved by those soluble things, and cast
in those strait chanels, and comming to stop them, it will doubtlesse hasten
a certain and most dolorous death. They have a like constancy about
the counsels they give us, touching the regiment of our life. It
is good to make water often; for by experience we see that permitting the
same idlely to ly still, we give it leisure to discharge it selfe of her
lees and excrements, which may serve to breed the stone in the bladder.
It is good to make
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water but seldome, for the weighty dregs it drawes with it are not easily
carried away except by violence: as by experience is seene in a torrent
that runneth very swift, which sweepeth and clenseth the place through
which he passeth, much more than doth a slow-gliding streame. Likewise
it is good to have often copulation with women, for that openeth the passages,
and convaieth the gravell away: it is also hurtfull, for it heateth, wearieth,
and weakneth the reines. It is good for one to bathe himselfe in
warme water, forsomuch as that looseth and moistneth the places where the
gravel and stone lurketh: it is also bad, because this application of externall
heat helpeth the reines to concoct, to harden and petrifie the matter disposed
unto it. To such as are at the bathes, it is more healthful to eat
but little at night, that the water they are to drink the next morning,
finding the stomacke empty, and without any obstacle, it may worke the
greater operation: on the other side, it is better to eat but a little
at dinner, lest a man might hinder the operation of the water, which is
not yet perfect, and not to charge the stomacke so suddenly, after this
other travell, and leave the office of digesting unto the night, which
can better do it then the day; the body and spirit being then in continual
motion and action. Loe heere how they in all their discourses juggle, daily,
and trifle at our charge, and are never able to bring mee a proposition,
but I can presently frame another to the contrary of like force and consequence.
Let them then no longer raile against those who in any sicknes suffer themselves
gently to be directed by their owne appetite, and by the counsell of nature,
and who remit themselves to common fortune. I have by occasion of
my travels seene almost all the famous bathes of Christendome, and some
years since have begun to use them: for in generall I deeme bathing to
be very good and healthy, and I am perswaded we incurre no small incommodities
in our health by having neglected and lost this custome, which in former
times were generally observed very neere amongst all nations, and is yet
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this time to wash their bodies every day. And I cannot imagine
but that we are much the worse with keeping our bodies all over- crusted,
and our pores stopt with grease and filth. And touching the drinking
of them, fortune hath first made it to agree very well with in taste; secondly,
it is naturall and simple, and though vaine, nothing dangerous; whereof
this infinity of people of al sorts and complexions, and of all nations
that come to them, doth warrant mee. And although I have as yet found
no extraordinary good or wondrous effect in them, but rather having somewhat
curiously examined the matter, I finde all the reports of such operations,
which in such places are reported, and of many believed, to be false and
fabulous. So easily doth the world deceive itselfe, namely, in things
it desireth or faine would have come to passe. Yet have I seen but
few or none at al whom these waters have made worse; and no man can without
malice denie but that they stirre up a mans appetite, make easie digestion,
and except a man goe to them overweake and faint (which I would have none
doe) they will adde a kinde of new mirth unto him. They have not
the power to raise men from desperate diseases. They may stay some
light accident, or prevent the threats of some alteration. Whosoever
goeth to them and resolveth not to be merry, that so he may enjoy the pleasure
of the good company resorts to them, and of the pleasant walks or exercises
which the beauty of those places, where bathes are commonly seated, doth
affoord and delight men withall; he without doubt loseth the better part
and most assured of their effect. And therefore have I hitherto chosen
to stay my self and make use of those, where I found the pleasure of the
situation most delightsome, most conveniencie of lodging, of victuals and
company, as are in France the bathes of Banieres; those of Plombieres,
on the frontiers of Germany and Loraine: those of Baden in Switzerland;
those of Luca in Tuscanie; and especially those della Villa, which I have
used most often and at divers seasons of the yeare. Every nation hath some
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particular opinion concerning their use, and severall lawes and formes
how to use them, and all different: and as I have found by experience the
effect in a manner all one. In Germanie they never use to drinke
of the waters, but bathe themselves for all diseases, and will lie paddling
in them almost from sunne to sunne. In Italie, if they drinke nine
dayes of the water, they wash themselves other thirtie dayes with it.
And commonly they drinke it mixt with other drugges, thereby to helpe the
operation. Here, our physitians appoint us when wee have drunke to walk
upon it that so wee may helpe to digest it: there, so soone as they have
drunke, they make them lie a bed until they have voyded the same out againe,
continually warming their stomack and feete with warme clothes. All
the Germanes whilest they lie in the water doe particularly use cupping
glasses and scarifications; and the Italians use their doccie, which are
certaine spouts running with warme waters convayed from the bathes-spring
in leaden pipes, where, for the space of a month, they let it spout upon
their heads, upon their stomacke, or upon any other part of the bodie,
according as neede requireth, one houre in the forenoone and as long in
the afternoone. There are infinit other differences of customes in
every countrey, or, to say better, there is almost no resemblances betweene
one and the other. See how this part of physicke by which alone I
have suffered myselfe to be carried away, which, though it be least artificiall,
yet hath she the share of the confusion and uncertainty seene in all other
parts and every where of this arte. Poets may say what they list, and with
more emphasis and grace witnesse these two epigrammes:
Alcon hesterno signum lovis attiqit . Ille
Quamvis marmoreus, vim patitur medici.
Ecce hodie jussus transferri ex aede vetusta,
Efertur, quamvis sit Deus atque lapis.
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Alcon look't yesterday on carved Iove.
Iove, though of marble, feeles the leeches force,
From his old church to day made to remoove,
Though god and stone, hee's carried like a corse.
And the other:
Lotus nobiscum est hilaris, caenavit et idem,
Inventus mane est mortuus Androgoras.
Tam subitae mortis causam Faustine requiris?
Insomnis medicum viderat Hermocratem./1
Androgoras in health bath'd over night with us,
And merry supt, but in the morne starke dead was found.
Of his so sudden death the cause shall I discusse?
Hermocrates the leech he saw in sleepe unsound.
Upon which I will tell you two pretty stories.
The Baron of Caupene in Chalosse and I have both in common the right of
the patronage of a benefice, which is of a very large precinct, situated
at the feet of our mountaines named Lahontan. It is with the inhabitants
of that corner as it is said to be with those of the valley of Angrougne.
They lead a kind of peculiar life; their attire and their customes apart
and severall. They were directed and governed by certaine particular
policies and customes,, received by tradition from father to child: whereto,
without other lawes or compulsion except the reverence and awe of their
custome and use, they awefully tied and bound themselves. This petty
state had from all antiquity continued in so happy a condition that no
neighbouring severe judge had ever beene troubled to enquire of their life
and affaires, nor was ever atturny or petty-fogging lawyer called for to
give them advice or counsel; nor stranger sought unto to determine their
quarrels or decide contentions; neither were ever beggars seen among them.
They alwaies avoyded commerce and shunned alliances with the other world,
lest they should alter the purity of their orders and policy, until such
time (as they say) that one amongst them in their fathers daies, having
a mind puft up with a noble ambition to bring his name
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and credit in reputation, devised to make one of his children Sir John
Lacke-latine or Master Peter-an-oake: and having made him learne to write
in some neigbbour towne not far off, at last procured him to be a country
Notary or petty-fogging clark. This fellow having gotten some pelfe
and become great, began to disdaine their ancient customes and put the
pompe and statelines of our higher regions into their heads. It fortuned
that a chiefe gossip of his had a goate dis-horned, whom he so importunately
solicited to sue the trespasser and demand law and right at the justices
hands that dwelt thereabouts; and so never ceasing to sow sedition and
breed suites amongst his neighbours, he never left till he had confounded
and marred all. After this corruption or intrusion of law (they say)
there ensued presently another mischiefe of worse consequence by means
of a quacke- salver or empirike physitian that dwelt amongst them who would
needes be married to one of their daughters, and so endenizon and settle
himself amongst them. This gallant began first to teach and instruct
them in the names of agues, rheumes, and impostumes; then the situation
of the heart, of the liver and other intrailes: a science untill then never
known or heard of among them. And in stead of garlike, wherewith
they had learned to expell and were wont to cure all diseases of what qualitie
and how dangerous soever they were, he induced and inured them, were it
but for a cough or cold, to take strange compositions and potions: and
thus beganne to trafficke not only their health but also their deaths.
They sweare that even from that time they apparently perceived that the
evening sereine or night-calme bred the head-ache and blasted them; that
to drinke being hot or in a sweat empaired their healths; that autumne
windes were more unwholesome and dangerous than those of the spring-time:
and that since his slibber-sawces, potions, and physicke came first in
use, they find themselves molested and distempered with legions of unaccustomed
maladies and unknowne diseases, and
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plainly feele and sensibly perceive a generall weaknesse and declination
in their ancient vigor, and that their lives are nothing so long as before
they were. Loe here the first of my tales. The other is that
before I was troubled with the stone- chollicke and gravell in the bladder,
hearing divers make especiall account of a hee-goates blood as a heavenly
manna sent in these latter ages for the good and preservation of mans life
and hearing men of good understanding speake of it as of an admirable and
much-good-working drugge and of an infallible operation: I, who have
ever thought my selfe subject to all accidents that may in any sort fall
on man, being yet in perfect health, began to take pleasure to provide
my selfe of this myracle, and forthwith gave order (according to the receipt)
to have a buck-goate gotten and carefully fed in my own house. For
the blood must be drawne from him in the hottest month of summer, and he
must only be fed with soluble hearbes, and drincke nothing but white-wine.
It was my fortune to come to mine owne house the very same day the Goate
should be killed; where some of my people came in haste to tell me that
my cooke found two or three great bowles in his pauncb, which in his maw
amongst his meat shocked one against another. I was so curious as
I would needes have all his garbage brought before me; the thicke and large
skinne whereof I caused to be opened, out of which came three great lumps
or bodies, as light as any spunge, so framed as they seemed to be hollow,
yet outwardly hard and very firme, bemotled with divers dead and wannish
colours; the one perfectly as round as any bowle, the other two somewhat
lesser, and not so round, yet seemed to grow towards it. I have found
(after I had made diligent inquiry among such as were wont to open such
beasts) that it was a seld-seene and unheard of accident. It is very
likely they were such stones as ours be, and cozen-germanes to them; which
if it be, it is but vaine for such as be troubled with the stone or gravell
to hope to be cured by meanes of a beasts blood, that was drawing neere
unto death, and
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suffered the same disease. For, to aleadge the blood cannot participate
of that contagion, and doth no whit thereby alter his accustomed vertue,
it may rather be inferred that nothing engendreth in a body but by consent
and communication of all the parts. The whole masse doth worke, and
the whole frame agitate altogether, although one part, according to the
diversitie of operations, doth contribute more or lesse than another; whereby
it manifestly appeareth that, in all parts of this bucke-goate, there was
some grettie or petrificant qualitie. It was not so much for feare
of any future chaunce, or in regard of my selfe, that I was so curious
of this experiment; as in respect, that as well in mine owne house as elsewere
in sundry other places, it commeth to passe that many women do often gather
and lay up in store divers such kindes of slight druggs to help their neighbours
and other'people with them in time of necessitie; applying one same remedie
to an hundred severall diseases: yea many times such as they would be very
loath to take themselves; with which they often have good lucke, and well
thrives it with them. As for me, I honour physitians, not according
to the common-received rule, for necessitie sake (for to this passage another
of the prophets may be alleaged who reprooved King Asa, because he had
recourse unto physitians) but rather for love I beare unto themselves;
having seene some, and knowne diverse honest men amongst them, and worthy
all love and esteeme. It is not them I blame, but their arte; yet
doe I not greatly condemne them for seeking to profit by our foolishnesse
(for most men do so) and it is a thing common to all worldlings.
Diverse possessions and many vocations, both more and lesse worthie than
theirs, subsist and are grounded onely upon publike abuses and popular
errours. I send for them when I am sicke, if they may conveniently
be found, and love to be entertained by them, rewarding them as other men
doe. I give them authority to enjoyne me, to keepe my selfe warme
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leekes or lettuce, what my broth shall be made withall, and appoint
me either white or claret to drink: and so of other things else, indifferent
to my taste, humour or custome. I know well it is nothing to them,
forsomuch as sharpnesse and strangenesse are accidents of physickes proper
essence. Lycurgus allowed and appoynted the sicke men of Sparta to drinke
wine. Why did he so? Because being in health they hated the use of
it. Even as a gentleman who dwelleth not farre from me useth wine
as a sovereigns remedie against agews, because being in perfect health,
he hateth the taste thereof as death. How many of them see we to
be of my humour? That is, to disdaine all physicke for their owne
behoofe, and live a kinde of formall free life, and altogether contrary
to that which they prescribe to other? And what is that but a manifest
abusing of our simplicitie. For, they hold their life as deare and
esteeme their health as pretious as wee do ours, and would apply their
effects to their skill if themselves knew not the uncertainty and falsehood
of it. It is the feare of paine and death; the impatience of the
disease and griefe: and indiscreet desire and headlong thirst of health,
that so blindeth them and us. It is meere faintnes that makes our
conceit: and pusillanimitie forceth our credulitie to be so yeelding, and
pliable.. The greater part of whom doe notwithstanding not beleeve
so much as they endure and suffer of others; For I heare them complaine,
and speake of it no otherwise than we doe. Yet in the end are they
resolved. What should I doe then? As if impatience were in
it selfe a better remedie than patience. Is there any of them that
hath yeelded to this miserable subjection, that doth not likewise yeelde
to all maner of impostures? or dooth not subject himselfe to the mercie
of whomsoever hath the impudencie to promise him recoverie and warrant
him health? The Babilonians were wont to
carry their sicke people into the open streetes: the common sort were there
physitians: where all such as passed by were by
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humanitie and civilitie to enquire of their state and maladie, and according
to their skill or experience give them some sound advise and good counsell.
We differ not greatly from them: there is no poore woman so simple whose
mumbling and muttering, whose slibber-slabbes and drenches we doe not employ.
And as for mee, were I to buy any medicine, I would rather spend my money
in this kinde of physicke than in any other, because therein is no danger
or hurt to be feared. What Homer and Plato said of the AEgyptians,
that they were all physitians, may well be said of all people. There
is neither man nor woman that vanteth not himselfe to have some receipt
or other, and doth not hazard the same upon his neighbour, if he will but
give credite unto him. I was not long since in a company where I
wot not who of my fraternity brought newes of a kinde of pilles, by true
accompt, composed of a hundred and odde severall ingredients; whereat we
laughed very heartily, and made our selves good sport; for what rocke so
hard were able to resist the shocke or withstand the force of so thicke
and numerous a battery? I understand, neverthelesse, of such as tooke
of them, that the least graine of gravell dained not to stirre at all.
I cannot so soone give over writing of this subject, but I must needs say
a word or two concerning the experience they have made of their prescriptions,
which they would have us take as a warantice or assurance of the certainty
of their drugges and potions. The greatest number, and, as I deeme,
more than the two thirds of medicinable vertues, consist in the quintessence
or secret propriety of simples, whereof wee can have no other instruction
but use and custome. For quintessence is no other thing than equality,
whereof wee cannot with our reason finde out the cause. In such trials
or experiments, those which they affirme to have acquired by the inspiration
of some daemon, I am contented to receive and allow of them (for touching
myracles, I meddle not with them) or be it the experiments drawne from
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respects fall often in use with us: as if in wooll, wherewith we wont
to cloth our selves, some secret exsiccating or drying quality have by
accident beene found, that cureth kibes and chilblaines in the heeles and
if in reddishes, we eat for nourishment, some opening or atentive operation
have beene discovered. Galen reporteth that a leprous man chanced
to be cured by meanes of a cuppe of wine he had drunken forsomuch as a
viper was by fortune fallen into the wine caske. In which example
we finde the meane and a very likely director to this experience.
As also in those to which physitians affirme to have beene addressed by
the examples of some beasts. But in most of other experiences to
which they say they came by fortune, and had no other guide but hazard,
I finde the progresse of this information incredible. I imagine man
heedfully viewing about him the infinite number of things, creatures, plants
and mettals. I wot not where to make him beginne his essay; and suppose
he cast his first fantasie upon an elkes-horne, to which an easie and gentle
credulity must be given; he will be as farre to seeke, and as much troubled
in his second operation: so, many diseases and severall circumstances are
proposed unto him, that before he come to the certainty of this point,
unto which the perfection of his experience should arrive, mans wit shall
be to seeke, and not know where to turne himselfe; and before (amiddest
this infinity of things) he finde out what this horne is: amongst the numberlesse
diseases that are, what an epilepsie is; the sundry and manifolde complexions
in a melancholy man; so many seasons in winter: so diverse nations amongst
Frenchmen; so many ages in age; so diverse celestiall changes and alterations
in the conjunction of Venus and Saturne: so severall and many partes in
a mans body, nay in one of his fingers. To all which being neither
guided by Argument, nor by conjecture, nor by example or divine inspiration,
but by the onely motion of fortune, it were most necessar it should be
by a perfectly artificiall, well-ordred, and methodicall
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fortune. Moreover, suppose the disease thorowly cured, how shall
he rest assured but that either the evill was come to his utmost period,
or that an effect of the hazard caused the same health? Or the operation
of some other thing, which that day he had either eaten, drunke or touched?
or whether it were by the merite of his grandmothers prayers? Besides,
suppose this experiment to have beene perfect, how many times was it applied
and begun anew; and how often was this long and tedious web of fortunes
and encounters woven over againe, before a certaine rule might be concluded?
And being concluded, by whom is it I pray you I? Amongst so many
millions of men you shall scarce meet with three or foure that will duely
observe and carefully keepe a register of their experiments: shall it be
your or his happe to light truely or hit just with one of them three or
foure? What if another man, nay, What if a hundred other men, have had
and made contrary experiments, and yet have sorted well? We should
peradventure discerne some shew of light if all the judgements and consultations
of men were knowne unto us. But that three witnesses and three doctors
shall sway all mankind, there is no reason. It were requisite humane
nature had appointed and made speciall choise of them, and that by expresse
procuration and letter of atturny they were by her declared our judges
and deputed our atturnies.
CHAPTER 2.XXXVIII+ TO MY LADY OF DURAS
MADAME, the last time it pleased you to come and visite me, you found
me upon this point. And because it may be these toyes of mine may
happily come to your hands, I would have them witnesse their author reputeth
himselfe highly honoured for the favours it shall please you to shew them.
Wherein you shall discerne the very same demeanor and selfe-countenance
you have seene in his conversation. And could I have assumed unto
my selfe any other fashion than mine owne accustomed, or more honourable
and better forme, I would not have done it: for al I seeke to reape by
my writings is, they will naturally represent and to the life pourtray
me to your remembrance. The very same condition and faculties it pleased
your Ladyship to frequent and receive with much more honor and curtesie
than they any way deserve, I will place and reduce (but without alteration
and change) into a solide body, which may happily continue some dayes and
yeares after mee: where, when soever it shall please you to refresh your
memory with them, you may easily finde them, without calling them to remembrance,
which they scarcely deserve. I would entreate you to continue the
favour of your friend-ship towards me, by the same qualities through whose
meanes it was produced. I labour not to be beloved more and esteemed better
being dead that alive. The humour of Tiberius is ridiculous and common,
who endevoured more to extinguish his glory in future ages, than yeelde
himself regardfull and pleasing to men of his times. If I were one
of those to whom the world may be indebted for praise, I would quit it
for the one moytie, on condition it would pay me
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beforehand: and that the same would hasten and in great heapes environ
me about, more thicke than long, and more full than lasting. And
let it hardly vanish with my knowledge, and when this sweet alluring sound
shall no more tickle mine eares. It were a fond conceit, now I am
ready to leave the commerce of men, by new commendations, to goe about
anew to beget my selfe unto them. I make no account of goods which
I could not employ to the use of my life. Such as I am, so would
I be elsewhere then in paper. Mine art and industry have been employed
to make my selfe of some worth. My study and endevour to doe, and not to
write. {deeds+} I have applied all my
skill and devoire to frame my life. Lo heere mine occupation and
my worke. I am a lesse maker of bookes then of any thing else.
I have desired and aimed at sufficiencie, rather for the benefite of my
present and essentiall commodities then to make a store- house and hoard
it up for mine heires. Whosoever hath any worth in him, let him shew it
in his behaviour, maners and ordinary discourses; be it to treat of love
or of quarrels; of sport and play or bed-matters, at board or elsewhere;
or be it in the conduct of his owne affaires, or private household matters.
Those whom I see make good bookes, having tattered hosen and ragged clothes
on, had they believed me they should first have gotten themselves good
clothes. Demand a Spartan, whether he would rather be a cunning rhetorician
then an excellent souldier: nay, were I asked, I would say a good cooke,
had I not some to serve me. Good Lord (Madame) how I would hate such a
commendation, to be a sufficient man in writing, {PlainDealer+}
and a foolish-shallow-headed braine or coxcombe in all things else: yet
had I rather be a foole, both here and there, then to have made so base
a choice wherein to imploy my worth. So farre am I also from eexpecting
by such trifles to gaine new honour to my self, as I shal think I make
a good bargain if I loose not a part of that little I had already gained.
For besides that this dumbe and dead picture shall
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derogate and steale from my naturall being, it fadgeth not and hath
no reference unto my better state, but is much fallen from my first vigor
and naturall jollity, enclining to a kind of drooping or mouldinesse.
I am now come to the bottome of the vessel, which beginneth to taste of
his dregs and lees. Otherwise (good Madame) I should not have dared
so boldly to have ripped up the mysteries of physicke, considering the
esteeme and credite of your selfe, and so many others, ascribe unto it,
and hold it in; had I not beene directed thereunto by the authors of the
same, I thinke they have but two ancient ones in Latine, to wit Pliny and
Celsus. If you fortune at any time to looke unto them, you shall
finde them to speake much more rudely of their art then I doe. I
but pinch it gently; they cut the throate of it. Pliny, amongst other
things, doth much scoffe at them, forsomuch as when they are at their wits
end, and can go no further, they have found out this goodly shift to send
their long-turmoiled, and to no end much tormented patient, with their
drugs and diets, some to the helpe of their vowes and myracles, and some
others to hot baths and waters. (Be not offended, noble Lady, he meaneth
not those on this side, under the protection of your house, and all Gramontoises.)
They have a third kinde of shift or evasion to shake off and discharge
themselves of the amputations or aches wee may justly charge them with,
for the amendment of our infirmities; whereof they have so long had the
survay and government, as they have, no more inventions or devises left
them to ammuse us with; that is, to send us to seeke and take the good
aire of some other country. Madam, we have harped long enough upon
one string; I hope you will give me leave to come to my former discourses
againe, from which, for your better entertainment, I had somewhat disgressed.
It was (as farre as I remember) Pericles, who being demanded how he did,
'you may,' said he, 'judge it by this,' shewing certaine scroules or briefes
he had tied about his necke and armes. He would infer that he
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was very sicke, since he was forced to have recourse to such vanities,
and had suffered himselfe to be so drest. I affirme not but I may
one day be drawne to such fond opinions, and yeeld my life and health to
the mercy, discretion, and regiment of physitians. I may haply fall
into this fond madnesse; I dare not warrant my future constancy.
And even then if any aske me how I doe, I may answer him as did Pericles:
you may judge, by shewing my hand fraughted with six drammes of opium.
It will be an evident token of a violent sicknesse. My judgement
shall be exceedingly out of temper. If impacience or feare get that
advantage upon me, you may thereby conclude some quelling fever hath seized
upon my minde. I have taken the paines to plead this cause, whereof
I have but small understanding, somewhat to strengthen and comfort naturall
propension against the drugs and practice of our physicke, which is derived
into me from mine ancestors: lest it might only be a stupid and rash inclination,
and that it might have a little more forme. And that also those who
see me so constant against the exhortations and threats which are made
against me, when sicknesse commeth upon me, may not thinke it to be a meere
conceit and simple wilfulnesse; and also, lest there be any so peevish
as to judge it to be some motive of vaine glory. It were a strange
desire to seeke to draw honour from an action common both to me, to my
gardiner, or, to my groome. Surely my heart is not so pufft up, nor
so windy, that a solide, fleshy and marrowy pleasure as health is, I should
change it for an imaginary spiritual and airy delight. Renowne or glory
(were it that of Aymons foure sons) is over deerely bought by a man of
my humour, if it cost him but three violent fits of the chollike. Give
me health a Gods name. Those that love our physicke may likewise
have their considerations good, great and strong; I hate no fantasies contrary
to mine. I am so far from vexing my selfe to see my judgement differ
from other mens, or to grow incompatible of the society or conversation
of men, to be of any other faction or
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opinion then mine owne; that contrariwise (as variety is the most generall
fashion that nature hath followed, and more in the mindes then in the bodies:
forsomuch as they are of a more supple and yeelding substance, and susceptible
or admitting of formes) I finde it more rare to see our humor or desseignes
agree in one. And never were there two opinions in the world alike,
no more than two haires or two graines. Diversity is the most universall
quality.
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